first lol :)

behead spics

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>who's gonna fuck my Cheelai, player-dono?

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HNNNNNNNNNNNG-!!! *Snap* AOOOOOOWW

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The Alpha of Awe. The Brute of Brawn. The Cultivator of Class. The Duke of Domination. The Emperor of Eloquence. The Fiercest of Fighters. The Greatest of Glory. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Intellectualism. The Jarl of Justice. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Overlord of Obituaries. The Prince of Passion. The Que-hagen of Quixote. The Ruler of Ruination. The Sultan of Smite. The Taskmaster of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism.

THE INDOMITUS REX

THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS

THE KING OF KINGS

THE LORD OF LORDS

THE JUSTICIAR OF JUSTICE
CHADREN THE GRAY

APEXPREDATORren the MASCULINE

GRIPren the CRUSHING

INSURMOUNTABLEren the UNSURPASSABLE

INDOMITABLEren the UNYIELDING

AESTHETICren the BEAUTIFUL

SWOLEren the RIPPED

TANKren the RESOLUTE

PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGren the INTIMIDATING

GLAREren the DOMINEERING

JUGGERNAUGHTren the UNSTOPPABLE

DISCIPLINEDren the ENLIGHTENED

ZENren the SPIRITUAL

POTENTren the VIRILE

ALMIGHTYren the INVINCIBLE

VALORren the DAUNTLESS

IMPERIOUSren the DOMINATOR

INVICTUSren the ETERNAL

MAELSTROMren the TITANIC

QUAKEren the SPACE-TIME SHAKING


COLOSSUSren the LEVIATHAN

BEHEMOTHren the MASTODONIC

MONSTERren the TERRIFYING

LORDren the KING

DEITYren the CHRIST

CRIMSONren the LEGEND

SUPERNOVAren The TRANSIENT

RENCHAD THE JI

JICHAD THE REN

RENCHAD THE CHAD

KINGCHAD THE LORDGRAY

THE CHAD OF CHADS

ENCHAD CHADREN

you LOST

Jenny is my wife and no dbspic canon will ever say otherwise

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What game should I play?

>>720852513
This is canon

>>720852623
russian roulette fully loaded

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>>720852582
Subaru outlasts him.

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>>720852563
>moeshitter hymn
Ahem...
APPALLED is nobody at hearing the new Moeshitter's cry rings akin to "J-Jiren l-lost" when his pedophiliac lifestyle is threatened in these halls, for it is common knowledge.
For each time the catalog-scum gets threatened or called out, it knows NOT what to do or say to save its fragile and pathetic attempt at recognition, and so from gritty teeth, it shrieks "J-J-JIREN L-L-OST". WITHOUT fail.
IN VAIN, is their pathetic cry of pain. For with nothing but evidence and disdain, I shalt break their coping catchphrase in twain.
AKSROOM, let's begin CARPET BOMBING evidence of Jiren's UNQUESTIONABLE's victorious denouement.

ONE:
In the fanfic manga? JIREN had a DRAW.
Benched at the SAME fucking time.
BRABROOM

>>720852354
>You can fuck cheelai and make broly watch
It's like all the /dbs/ cuck memes became a real

This thing is still getting updates? Just make XV3 already ffs.

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Thoughts on Fluttershy?

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POST CHARACTERS THAT WILL JOIN THIS LINE

>/dbs/ got banished to /v/
KEKYPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH!!!!!! GAAAARRRRHHHHHHGLGLGLGLGLGL.... (Oh lordy loo! Beerus-sama, you've been putting your little floppy thing inside of Cheelai every time you called her away to your private quarters? and that's why all these big green kittens have started showing up around here?? And you want me in the room with you the next time you do it to show me how it's done?? But I have to wear a dog collar and drink your piss out of a doggie dish while I'm there?????? Sounds like a swell time, I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!)

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/dbs/ owns /v/, remember that
J

>>720852778
Zone-sama I KNEEL

>>720852558
I WANT JIREN TO FUCK MY GF!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>720852778
>Gutsman but no Stoneman, Concreteman, Blockman (Golem form)
YOU CAN ADD A FUCKTON OF MEGAMAN ROBOT MASTERS, HELL THERE IS A STARDROID NAMED URANUS AND HIS WEAPON IS THROWING ROCKS

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>>720852698
>>720852778
DIE OUT

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ZOINKS!!! B-Beerus Sama??? So you actually invited me to live on your planet, not to hide me from Frieza-Sama but to force me to watch you constantly brutally fucks Cheelai on every of her orifices while filling them with your CAT SPURK? And using your dick that is literally full of SPIKES? And while you stain our room with a mix of BLOOD AND CUM, you will also force Lemo to keep cleaning while I get a Scooby Snack everytime I HOWL when Cheelai orgasms? And you will do it over that king size bed you made using BA'S FUR? And not just that, you will do all of it after forcing me watch you hakai planet Vampa and every single green dog? But you will save the alpha one and force me to BREED WITH HIM while Cheelai and Lemo watches??? SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOO!!! I AM SUCH A HAPPY PUPPY CÜCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My make up? Done.
My bussy? Plugged.
My cage? Locked.
My clitty? Leaking.

>>720852893
Bejita bro, btw

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>>720852354
>they really added some visual novel shit with broly and the green chick
They'll do everything EXCEPT Xenoverse 3
Call me when they add the city builder and survival crafting DLCs

>>720852883
Post pictures of them. Better if it's in alpha png.

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Bros... I feel something...something strange...otherworldly... Eldritch, even... Something vast and monumental approaches, something outside of the scope of known existence... Reality itself is shaking... The space-time continuum is shifting and undulating, caught in the inexorable grip of a maelstrom of absolutely titanic strength... Even time is meaningless in the wake of such awesome vitality and stupendous power... The sheer might of this force is bending the laws of existence and twisting eternity and infinity as easily as a child might twist a rubber band around its finger... What...Who...Who could be responsible for this cataclysmic phenomena, this colossal display of hiterto-unimagined strength? Who could generate enough force and peerless, indomitable will to...to...
....To....
.....Shit
...Oh, shit.
Shit.
Fuck...
Fuck.
Oh, FUCK
FUCK
BROS
BROS
IT'S HIM

>>720852834
/dbs/ also owns 4chan too, remember that
J

>>720852884
/dbs/ owns Jenny's pussy, remember that too
J.

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As I sit and pontificate upon esoteric ponderances such as the scope of the universe, the meaning of existence, and the magnificence of Jiren the Gray, I find myself quite often contemplating upon the incongruous audacity of this magnanimous character's detractors. Are they simply envious of us? As intellectual titans of the highest caliber, such a conclusion would not be unfounded. Might it be that they are intimidated? As a studious arbiter of logical thought, I have been privy to--and, in some instances, been the proprietor of--many instances of naysayers' intellectual dismemberment at the hands of the myriad Jirenscholars, so this hypothesis, too, has its merits.

It takes a true scholarly mind and unflinching perseverance in the face of adversity and criticism to maintain such an unflinching level of intellectual honesty and peerless perspicacity that has become the hallmark of the Jirenscholars. Perhaps, rather than crush them underfoot as helpless insectoids, utilizing our collective titanic intellect as a proverbial boot, we should show them a modicum of pity and extend to them the enlightened hand of the Godren Church. Pity and reliance on others, of course, is the bane of the cultivation of true inner strength, but some beings begin life too weak to seek it out on their own. They are simply dealt a poor hand, but they must rise above it instead of fighting blindly against it with childish insults, jejune arguments, and a veritable maelstrom of logical fallacies that they tirelessly pepper us with in a neverending, fruitless onslaught.

>>720852943
The shitty megaman wiki doesn't have alpha png's of them, can't help there.

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CHADeo CHADames board

When is the game going to stop updating, I hate when it breaks my mods

>>720852354
>>720852513
Broly is a better man

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>sir, a second /dbs/ has hit /v/

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Reply if your hero pressed this button. Everyone counts as canon except this cuck >>720852884

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There is no character yet introduced who can surpass the DELIVERANCE that is JIREN THE GRAY. Nothing can damage his LORD'S MAJESTY reputation for his SCHOLARS are always patrolling these Gallant Halls. Pedophilic flea-ridden scum or rabble as you call them are also lurking these threads, finding the ripe opportunity to launch an assault. There has been numerous battles fought in these halls with every battle ending OBVIOUSLY with the victory of CHADren and his Scholars. These pathetic and preposterous rabble rats may have scurried to their caveholes, but they are not to be taken lightly as they are in the state of continuous and superfluous scheming which is assisted by DISCORD fags and PLEBBIT mices. One CHADjeta scout even reported of how they are stealing the GUISE of Fallen Heroes especially CHADku bros and CHADjeta bros. These "HOODED" rats are also termed FALSE FLAGGOTS cause of their pathetic attitude of relentless SHILLING and CHARACTERfagging. Day by day these Halls are becoming weaker, the air vicious and the moon red. They will raid again and this time our forces won't be enough to stop it, we WILL lose these HALLS to those impudent, low-level degenerate FURRYrats and MOESHITTERS. PORNrats and their abysmal flood will also ensue. If these HALLS are lost there is no coming back, there is no return from the evident death and defeat. FOR THIS UPCOMING BATTLE we need to restore MORALE and bring back CHADNESS to every CHADgon CHAD CHADper CHAD. May ODINren the FOREFATHER guide us and may THORly the GOD OF THUNDER fight along with us

>>720852778
Add Brock

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AAAIIEEEEE

What if I had a Cheelai gf?

>>720852354
This shit is still getting DLC? 9 fucking years later?

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SaibaGODS...

time patrol take turns with cheelai green cheeks

>>720853143
List of characters that fucked and touched my ongoing crush and the first elected ms. /co/ - Jenny Wakeman:
>Crater Critters
>Any Rock/Mineral related character
>Brad
>Sheldon
>Don Prima
>Kenny (XK9)
>Serial Designation N
>Optimus Prime
>Ben 10
>Danny Phantom
>Dexter
>Jimmy Neutron
>Timmy Turner
>Sonic the Hedgehog
>Robotboy
>Bender
>Daredevil
>The Question
>The Thing
>Johnny Bravo
>Kratos
These are fiction's strongest characters, because they made me feel envy and seethe for the character i feel love the most... I kneel...

>>720853245
Yeah, we date simulator now!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=XPbEhEADsYM

>>720853261
SAIBAMAN IS HERE?
I KNEEL!

>>720852698
My GOAT

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>>720853143

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>>720853331
>frieza negro tease

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>>720853261
KEKYPOW NULY IS WEAKER THAN NAMEK SAGA BULMA AND A FUCKING SAIBAMAN

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>Prep, prep, prep the bvll
>Gently for Chi Chi
>Cuckily, cuckily, cuckily, cuckily
>I'll raise the cuck baby

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I won.

>>720852505
viltrumites are weaker, and mark is a jobber who cried like a dog begging for cecil’s help

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SHENRON! PLEASE SAVE GAMING!

Let's make the older thread hit 700 chads

moeGODs won

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>Sun Disk scales to the average Viltrumite
>Lightning to the power of ten scaling
>Omnipotus scaling
>Spawn scaling
>Supreme-Gladiator-Thor scaling
>Every Smart Atom canonically produces Big Bang level power
>WoG confirms Invincible and Omni-Man stomp Superman and Hulk
And yet the retarded spics keep coming back to get humiliated time and time again.

Why don't they make xenoverse 3 yet?

>>720853331
MoeGODS rule and dominate us

>>720853738
Because Xenoverse 2 keeps making money i guess. If it died they would have already moved on.

cuckjita the cuck is watching CHADKU fuck bulma again and thanking the chadku god

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Listen here, DragonKEKs, this is MY board.
You wanna post here, you follow the rules like everyone else.
If not, I'm PERSONALLY kicking your asses back to /a/. Understand?

>>720853903
This is canon

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>Cookbook scales to the average god
>Beyond space and time Yggdrasil
>Ragnarok scaling
>Primordial scaling
>Novel scaling
>Everything in the GOW verse canonically produces Big Bang level power
>Lore confirms lowballed Kratos can destroy 9 million universes
And yet the retarded jeets keep coming back to get humiliated time and time again.

>>720853331
Wait did they make Nuly gay too?

>>720853672
>moe

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>>720853518
>nigger Freeza
It's just another hyper super blaster villain form, they can't touch toyotaro's fanfic

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>drivesinastraightlinerio

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>>720852354
will moro bvll be in xenoverse 3?

>>720854119
I would fucking hope so. It's criminal that he hasn't been featured in a single game yet.

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>>720853143
>>720852778

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>>720853672
>moe

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scholars lord freeza plays a character in the new cute moe girl death game vn
just thought you should know

>707 posts
Ok, now we need to reach 800

>>720854279
Kekypow! Take that you scat brat rat fart tart

>>720852354
not again...

>>720852778
>Wammu
Doesn't survive the image he's in because of the sun

Why are Mexicans like this

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>>720854348
We need to surpass /DBG/, surpass 1000.

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSSS
CLEAN UP THE THREADS AND MY WIFE IS YOURS

>>720854403
Remember his weird wind armor thing? Wammu can deal with the sun as long as he's not getting attacked. Esidisi is fucked though.

>>720854446
It's mexico independence day!!

>>720852778
Isn't there a Metroid Prime boss that is just a pile of rocks brought to life by phazon?

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700

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>The Halls return, but on /v/
YUP! That powertripping j/a/nnyBITCH can't catch us HERE!

This is some advanced autism.

>>720854470
become better men

>>720854530
707

>be me
>see a drawing where jenny gets fucked by a faceless figure (https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8820289)
>decide to save it and fap to it
>crop the side of the image where it shows his butt and muscly rib cage
>Coom
>post nut clarity hits in
>Waitaminute.mp4
>Notice the shadowing on the faceless male figure makes his skin looks darker
>MFW i just masturbated to my wife getting blacked
TND... NOW!!!!!!
DRIVEN FROM A WORLD
THAT CANNOT COME TO PASS
LIFE UNDONE BY DEATH AND FURY
THE TAPESTRY UNFURLS
I'VE GOT TO MAKE IT LAST
JUST ONE SHOT TO MAKE IT HAPPEN
Wishing on the edge of tomorrow
Wishing for a future without sorrow
But I'm here so they don't, have to take my place
I want to erase it fast
Everything was made to last
but then they TOOK IT ALL AWAY, TOOK IT ALL FROM ME
It's the future that I WANT TO ERASE!

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>>720854470
>>720854479
We must accept these men as they are Kratos not as we want them to be.

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Was he right?

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I came for the XV2 update not a /DBS/ thread
f-f-fuck, my Monitors shaking bros...

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GOKEK IS A SHIT SHONEN PROTAGONIST!!

>>720854589
And you haven't seen everything, take a look!!!
>WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME
>Almighty Dragon! I need you to change my dipey!
>YOU… YOU SUMMONED ME TO…
>I shitted it cuz I got too excited watching bejita kiss bulma! Now it’s stinky! I need my dipey changed now!
>THIS WISH… IS BENEATH MY DIGNITY…
>SHENLONG NOW NOW NOW I SHIT MY DIPEY SHENLONG NOW NOW NOW CHANGE MY DIPEY DRAGON I SHIT IT I SHIT IT SHENLONG MY DIPEY CHANGE IT CHANGE IT NOW NOW NOW NOW SHENRON I SHIT MY DIPEY
>NO
>UGHHHHHH!!! NOW IM REALLY MAD! NOW YOURE DEALING WITH A SUPER SAIYAN POOPY DIPEY! HRAHHH!!! IF YOU WON’T DO IT… TELEPORT GOHAN HERE NOW!
>If it will satisfy you… I will do as you wish…
>Dad?
>Why you naked Gohan? Hehehehheh!
>I… I was with videl. We want another baby-
>But why are you naked? Aren’t you embarrassed to be naked around your wife? I don’t think chichi ever saw me like that! Totally gross!
>Just… whatever. What’s going on? Why are you super saiyan?
>SHENLONG! Give Gohan some clothes!
>Fine. Granted.
>Alright! I shit my dipey Gohan. I need you to change it. Change my dipey. Gohan. Gohan my dipey! I shit my dipey! I need it changed now!
>Screw this. See you later.
>NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! GOHAN! GOHAN!!!!! GOHAN!!!! MY DIPEY!!!!!! SHENLONG GET HIM BACK HERE NOW!!!!!
>As you wish. That is three requests. Farewell.
>LEAVE ME ALONE DAD
>GOHAN I SHITTED MY DIPEY! I NEED HELP GOHAN! YOU GOTTA CHANGE IT! YOU GOTTA FIX THIS! GOHAN! GOHAN! DADDY DIPEY! CHANGE ME! GOHAN! GOHAN! GOHAN!

>>720854704
If your monitor is shaking that means that "he" is on his way.

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Thorbros...we really are like the Bejitabros...

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Z sideways is N

>already 100 posts
Oh shit

>>720854819
Damn, that's crazy.

>>720852772
MOGGED by CHADpplejack

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fuck you bejita, betraying jobber…

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>over 100 already
schoolars... We are back

AUGH!

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Sonic WARPED you.

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........

>>720854959
>furfag
out.

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>>720854925
Cheelai made this possible by luring everyone with her body

>>720854941
kekarot...

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>>720854662
But this is our board, not theirs

>>720852623
first tell me her name so i can look her up ingame

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Sparking Zero bros...

>>720855014
Bulma, please look for erotic pictures of her

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GAAAAWD
TRAIN ME LIKE GOKEK AND CABBA
AND MY WIFE, IS YOURS!!!!

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>>720854898
>>720852772
KYS!!!

>>720853074
>>720853169
>>720854819
>>720852558
>>720852715
>>720852834
What causes an adult male to be so autistically hyper fixated on a male character in a fictional tv series that they develop a pseudo psycho sexual parasocial relationship with him? Bro what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>720855073
TRAPPED and BETRAYED in the no post launch support for OVER 10000 years

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>"AIIIEEEEEEE GODnic-sama, p-please spare m-AAAAAAAAAAACKKK!!!"

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Canon
>b-but
CANON

DDOSbros...

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>>720855171
Being a chad

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ADD MORE STAGES TO SPARKING ZERO NOW
ADD MORE STAGES TO SPARKING ZERO NOW
ADD MORE STAGES TO SPARKING ZERO NOW
ADD MORE STAGES TO SPARKING ZERO NOW

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This is the official power ranking

>>720855234
harem route

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Monitoring this thread.

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>>720855212
>>720854959
He's so fuarking STRONG...

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RADITZ, YOU TOO CAN BE BETTER MAN LIKE US!!

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>>720855262

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>

which bros are the most schizo

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>>720855429
HOLY FUAAAARK

>>720855440
/dbs/ also known as dbSPICS

>>720852354
Does Beerus finally get laid with Cheelai in this update? #teambeelai #teamcheerus

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https://youtu.be/VhMWeheMIXY?t=309

ENOUGH...

>>720855262
this egghead lost once jiren stopped being lazy trying to workmax

>>720854119
No because that would be interesting

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Hey /v/, you are gonna love this one
This is a regular post, nothing weird here, but now, the next one...

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>

Last time I larped here, I was sent to vacation for 3 days. So, I'll pass this time...

>>720855429
>>720855764
CHADnimals? won BIGLY
SHARTnic? TARDku? LOST

>>720854982
Sonicbros...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_Uo0VJihCU

I still can't believe those mad bastards made Gohan Blanco real.

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>>720855776
Seems to me like you's a bitch

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>>720855737
Yup! I'm a little poopyrat, a real scatpuppy. I love a good poopylog sliding down my poopy hole yup yup! No better feeling infact. Yup time for a nice old scat bath in a scat tub. Scatty fatty poopoo yup yup! My buttholey is nice and loose for this next log, it'll be a big one so open wide bejita. Yup! Boy you're one lucky saiyan bejita i'd love to have a taste of my logs but chi-ch- says i'll get fat. Cmon bejita she'll never know just slip one log nugget from my poopy butt and toss it in my mouth. Wowieee yumeroo!! This stuff is great I'm hooked keep em coming bejita i won't stop until my belly is full, call me scatglutton cause this stuff is AMAZING i need some yummy scatty logs in my tummy right now you can have some too bejita don't worry just open up nice and wide I'll make sure this nice one is nice and juicy but brace yourself I feel some pressure on this, make sure to inhale some of those fumes chi-chi said they're good for you Yup!

This was shitposting level one...

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>>720855776
pussy

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Simoncucks???

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>>720854982
>Ice tier BITCH getting uppity

>>720855776
>He can't evade the most basic janny attack
newBITCH...

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I love posting and responding to myself

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>>720855981
>janny's slut getting uppity
You have a micro penis.

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>>720855964
Bejita. That superscattyfour hairy scattypoopylog you just unloaded in my mouth? The best scatty i've had in my life. The texture, the consistancy, the hair, the shade of brown, everything was perfect. I'm not done yet bejita, my stomach is begging for more of your scatties, Bejita I can see your scattyhole is just leaking with brownscattygoodness my heightened senses can smell your scatties overflowing out of your trousers and onto the floor, what business do those scatties have not being in my mouth Bejita? I understand you can't hold your scatties in the same way you used to before I gave my "special attack" to your buttholey but you can't tease me like this bejita
Thats was shitposting level 2

>>720856083
Shut the fuck up, shitskin.

>>720855737
I am awaiting with cock-scented breath...

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>>720855776
you are not the real Agent 7
you are not the real T00THL3$$
a mere imitation, with a Tampermonkey script.

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Dragon Ball Evolution is a good movie.

>>720855946
>>720855981
>>720856052
Please teach me how to ban evade scholars.

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>>720856093
Why hello there trunks, I notice that's quite a big poopylog you have dangling out of your poopybutt. You see me and your old man are real Scatgluttons, Scatfiends if you will, when we see scat we lose control. I'm asking you nicely trunks, give me that scattylogaroo and nobody gets hurt, I can't hold myself back much longer. You see my naughty parts trunks, its getting harder and bigger because i'm charging my special attack, last time your father stole my scattydoodoolog and I give him my special attack until his naughty parts starting crying milkies. You don't want that do you trunks? I'm counting down to 5 and if I reach one and that succulant little scattylog isn't in my mouth, well... you know what I'll do. 5... 4.... 3.
That was level 3...

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>>720856062
*bling* *bling* *bling*
Oh hey Goku you had trouble with these bozos? For real. Well I took care of 'em so you can rest your pretty little monkey head.

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>>720856140
>Shut the fuck up, shitskin.

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>>720856008
AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>720856008
>Ice tier BITCH getting uppity

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>83
>still thinks I'm his gay boyfriend
God you're retarded
>>720856232
nay

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BEJITA, GOKEK, NAPPA BVLL, NYC FRIEZA, PANJOBBER, TIENRUS…..

IM COMING FOR YOU JOBBERS

>>720852354
>Nuly cucked
>Cheelai fucked
>scat brat humiliated
Today was a good day for /dbs/

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>>720856239
Bejita... Did you take it... You know what i mean bejita... The last scatty chocoyumyum log in the toilet bowl... You took it didn't you, You know how hard it was to push that out? Hours of screaming and my loose buttholey being ripped apart and you steal it just like that? I was going to feed my family with that. You're finished now bejita, I give you two options. The first; you squat over my mouth and return my poopylog, The second? Death. Choose wisely bejita
This was shitposting level 4!!, and now for my transformation of shitposting, im gonna go above all the shitpost and become the shitpost it self!!!!!
FUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKKKKKK!!!!

>>720854982
>>720856396
uhhhh sonicxisters???
THIS is the power of our "hero"'s most powerful form...?

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>>720856446
>gay bbc fantasies AGAIN

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DWARFrensissies......

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>>720856486
Wowieeee, I just fused with bejita's moist yummy scat and boy oh boy I feel great!!! I'm slithering around like a little scattyslug yup yup! I'm leaving a nice poopy trail behind while I bounce around like the silly scatpuppy I am! I'm gonna lick the floor like the good little scattydoggy I am to give my scatty trail a good taste.. SCATTY DOODY DOO YUMAROOOO this stuff is great yup yup! nothing better then bejita's scat he sure knows how to make them! oh i better not go home if goten or chichi see me like this i'm sure they'll eat me up in a minute and I can't blame 'em yup yup! I'm such a lucky saiyan!

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>>720856579
ZAMN!!!!!!!

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>>Ice tier BITCH getting uppity

>>720856446
Yeah it is a braindead subhuman vermin that just kind of talks to itself about it's obsession and doesn't read the room and realize that everyone hates it and wants it to die.

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>>720852354
ENOUGH.
I'm making this spic thread on topic.
Post you're Xenoverse HERO. Right. Now.

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The halls WARPED me

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>>720856710
>this NOTORIOUS BIG BLACK BUU will soon FUCK MY CHEELAI???
SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOOOOOOOKKKK

>still under 200
Is over

>>720856818
Why did the last thread reach 700+ posts and why is this thread still only 100+ posts?

>page 10 already
DBkeks….

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>>720852887
>>720852813

>>720856879
I am taking a lunch break

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Grand Taco killed the franchise

>>720856879
because i got tired of reposting all my pastas, someone else need to do it

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NEVER forget the faces of the criminals who killed Toriyama and Dragon Ball and got away with it.

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My hero kisses his wife, how about you Gokubros?

I can't stop sharting....

>>720857145
Torishima will avenge his formal rival.

>>720852354
What are we eating for SUPPER this fine evening, scholars?
I'm currently ENGORGING myself on MANwich sloppy joes with LIGHTLY SALTED potato wedges and a tall glass of LIME JUICE.
My favorite character is Piccolo beeteedubs

I am under constant surveillance from the government.

>>720857258
panpedo...

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>>720857439
FULLER-SAMA

>>720855764
To be fair that must hurt like shit.

>>720857765
...is what Goku headcanons if he won GvS3

>>720857765
>cuck spicfiction
meanwhile in canon realities >>720857162

>>720856879
EuroGODS are sleeping

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>>720858064
Ops! Wrong picture. Here's the right one.

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This thread is going a whole lot slower...w-whats happening, scholars?

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>>720857162

>>720858557
I have to work

>>720858696
That's my hero...

>>720858696
superpedo

>>720858696
SuperCHAD

>>720852354
Beerus status?

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V-VEGETA...P-P-P-PLEASE LET ME LICK YOUR SHAFT A-A-AND BALLS WHILE YOU F-F-FUCK MY WIFE RAW!!!!! VEGETA!!! LET ME SNIFF YOUR ASSHOLE WHILE YOU CREAMPIE MY WIFE! VEGETA!!! PLEASE!!! MY WIFE!!! NOW!!! YES VEGETA PLEASE FART IN MY FACE OH! AND I COLLECTED JARS OF MY WIFE'S DROOL FOR YOU TO DRINK VEGETA ONLY FOR YOU PLEASE BREAK MY WIFE IN HALF WITH YOUR DICK VEGETA SAMA!!!!! VEGETA SAMA PLEASE FUCK MY ANUS HOLE WITH YOUR POWER POLE!!!!!!!!!! FUCK ME LIKE YOU FUCK MY WIFE!! AND MY SONS!!!! VEGETA! FILL ME WITH YOUR LOVE AND INFLATE MY BELLY WITH YOUR ROYAL SAIYAN PRINCE CUM!!! VEGETA PLEASE KISS ME! VEGETA VEGETA LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK AND SPIT YOUR LOAD INTO MY WIFE'S PUSSY!!! VEGETA... I LOVE YOU VEGETA!! ILL NEVER LEAVE YOU VEGETA JUST PROMISE ME YOU WILL FUCK ME AND MY WIFE EVERY DAY!!! VEGETA!!! LETS USE THE DRAGON BALLS TO REMOVE MY COCK AND ATTACH IT TO YOU NEXT TO YOUR SUPERIOR COCK SO YOU CAN FUCK ME AND MY WIFE AT THE SAME TIME!! VEGETA!!!! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH MY OWN COCK !!! VEGETA... PLEASE POOP ON MY WIFE! VEGETA YOUR HAIRY ANUS IS SO MANLY IM SO LUCKY TO BE ABLE TO KISS IT!!! *SLURP* *SLURP* MMMM ROYAL SAIYAN SWEAT SO HEADY I CANT THINK...! VEGETA! I NEED DADDIES CUMMIES NOW OWO PLEASE FUCK MY FURSONA... VEGETA! USE YOUR ENERGY RINGS AGAIN!!! CUT OFF THE CIRCULATION TO MY LIMBS SO THEY DIE AND FALL OFF AND I BECOME VEGETA'S ONAHOLE FOR LIFE UNABLE TO FIGHT EVER AGAIN!!! VEGETA!!!!!!!! ALL I WANT IS TO BE FUCKED BY VEGETA EVERY SINGLE DAY AND FILLED WITH CUM UNTIL I DIE AND POOP THE CUM ONTO MY WIFE!!! VEGETA! PLEASE PISS ON ME I AM YOUR TOILET LOW CLASS SAIYAN MEAT TOILET BORN TO DRINK PISS!!! YOUR PISS VEGETA!!!!!! VEGETA PLEASE LET ME SNIFF YOUR UNDERWEAR AFTER YOU TRAIN IN THE THE ROOM OF SPACE AND TIME!!! VEGETA! BEERUS SAYS I CANT TAKE THIS BUTTPLUG OUT FOR ANYONE EXCEPT HIS CAT PENIS BUT I NEED YOU SO BAD!!! PLEASE PULL THE PLUG OUT AND STUFF ME WITH YOUR BIG MANLY MEAT ROD VEGETA!!!! VEGETA!! MY PATHETIC SISSY COCK NEEDS PUNISHMENT!!!

>All right, come out Dragon, and grant me my wish!
>Too cool! Okay Shen Long, this is gonna be a complicated one so listen up alright? First I want you to make Pan’s womb productive, you know, my grand daughter? Make her fertile. She’s only five, but I need you to make her baby maker fully mature okay?
>You did it??! Awwww man! Here we go then! I bet you’re wondering what that wish was all about huh? Well you’re gonna find out soon! For my second wish, I want you to teleport some of Bejita’s sperm inside her! Ya know, the juice that’s in your balls, ehehhehehe? Get some of that in my little toddler grand daughter’s tiny little womb! Oh jeez this is so funny!
>Now the big finale! Almighty Dragon, for my last wish I want you to implant a memory in Pan’s head of Bejita doing naughty things to her! Awww come on Dragon you know what I mean! He’s babysitting her right now, so put in a memory of him you know… doing that thing Chi-Chi makes me do when she wants another baby! Ehehhehehehe! Awww man this is too much! They’re all gonna be furious!
>Yep, those are my wishes, you can go away now Shen Long!
>No way they can abort it either, not a baby made of Bejita’s blood mixed with mine! Her belly is gonna get soooo big and Gohan and Videl are gonna be so confused! Just wait until the doctor tells them their little baby is pregnant at five! Oh man!
>And then when it’s born, it’s gonna have a suspiciously receded widows peak- and they’re gonna remember Bejita babysitting pan 9 months ago- and then little Pan’s gonna tell em that Bejita put his peepee inside her!
>Bulma is gonna be furious! Oh man, this is great! This is the funniest thing I’ve ever done! I wonder how I can…
>Oh! I’ve got it! I’ll go to Namek and wish for Porunga to wipe my memory of making these wishes! That way even I’ll get fooled! Awww man this is great! An excuse to fight Bejita at full power, to the death!

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>>720855171
I'm getting a rush by just imagining it.
I walk up to you, look at you in your pretty BITCH'S eyes and go JIREN.
You stare there with a confounded whore expression.
JIREN, I thunder again.
>E-excuse m--
JIREN.
>W-what do you w
JIREN. BOOM
As I forcibly push my chest out and my arms back.
>L-leave a-
JIREN, BOOM.
>AIIEEE
As you start to run with your little moelegs, I give chase with my athletic constitution.
JIREN, BOOM. JIREN, BOOM. Right on your heels.
You can't see shit anymore due to the tears clouding your vision and you trip, face first on the pavement.
I start dancing vivaciously on top of your ragdolled vessel while chanting the ToP opening but replacing every word with Jiren, peppered with an occasional "Chadgod" here and there.
When satisfied, I simply strut away with a joyful smile. You will never forget that day.

Bejita... i require more advanced punishment... your current beatings, cuckings and anus ravagings just aren’t putting the fear into me like they used to, the fear of a true saiyan prince next to his lowly low class slave boy... bejita... the punishment must be more severe for me to understand... please bejita... i need you to junko furata me bejita... i need you to rip my nipples off with wire cutters, I need firecrackers jammed up my ass... bejita please, you don’t want my low class presumptuous flirty ass getting all cocky again, embarrassing you infront of beerus again... so i need it... i need the punishment of the prince... i need my balls sliced open with a scalpel and my testes skewered by a glowing red hot iron rod... i need my anus stretched, stretched so bad bejita, stretched beyond reality, beyond reason, i need the most painful horrible gape ever bejita!! the kind only your cock or a rolling pin can provide... i want to be shitting in diapers for good bejita, i want you to make me shit in diapers forever, kakarot wants to shit in diapers, incontinent, shit in diapers forever and ever and ever bejita, for you, because of you, i need to remember every time i involuntarily soil myself that it’s because of you, bejita, because of what you did to me. i need castration and won’t rest until i get it... bejita... i need my manhood, agency and sanity stripped as punishment for the crime of my low class birth... i need to be a genderless amorphous stump in constant confused agony because it’s what i deserve bejita and only you can give me it... i need to be your hideous crime against nature and God bejita, i need it so bad, i need you to unceremoniously dump my mutilated brain damaged body infront of my wife and kids, i need to see them cry and scream, i need them to know bejita did this to me before he fucks every member of my family- chi chi, goten and gohan, in front of their ruined diaper shitting vegetable father... bejita...

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ENOUGH of your scat losts!!!

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>>720857162
He kisses Bulma.

Goku lay in his crib, helpless and frustrated. The passionate sounds of the couple's lovemaking in the next room were almost too much to bear. A chastity belt had been secured over Goku's diaper, so he was unable even to relieve his pent-up arousal. He just had to lie there and bear it.

Suddenly, he realized that wasn't all that he would have to bear.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP--SPLUUUUUUUUUURTTCCCHHHH*

It was over before it had even begun. Goku had shit his diaper, the rancid smell filling the room. And he was unable to remove his diaper or change himself, due to the chastity belt.

Tears streamed down Goku's face. He had defeated Frieza, and was reduced to this? But he had no choice. If he didn't want to have to lie there in his own shit for who-knows-how-long, he was going to have to beg. Swallowing his pride, Goku turned toward the wall to the next room, from which he could still hear the bed creaking as the occupants made love.

"B-BEJITA-SAMA, I-I NEED MY DIAPER CHANGED AGAIN!!" he wailed.

The bed stopped its creaking, and Goku could hear the couple groaning.

"Your wife can do it after I'm done with her," came Bejita's reply. "I'm still not kissing her, though."

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Jiren the Gray. Amusing how this simple name inspires even the most stalwart of Brolytards. Lizardcucks, and Gokufags to tremble in fear and commence their ultimately fruitless shitposting a pathetic attempt at whistling past the graveyard and a testament to CHADren's pure, unadulterated strength. TIME ITSELF falls to his might. Kachi Katchin, the STRONGEST MATERIAL IN THE KNOWN MULTIVERSE, which even the GRAND PRIEST HIMSELF claimed was indestructible, crumpled like fucking CARDBOARD beneath GODren's power. A technique that only the angels have mastered, a technique that escapes even the GoDs, was mere FODDER against ALMIGHTYren once he unleashed his true power.Why is this, you ask? Because DISCIPLINEDren knows the value of cultivating pure inner strength through intense meditation, studious adherenc

e to the Warrior's Code, and the complete lack of ties and bonds to anything that will do ANYTHING but increase his strength. He's truly a momentous character, a quintessential testament to the overarching theme of Dragon Ball that has been oh so omnipresent since the series' humble beginnings.

JIREN THE GRAY.

>WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME
>Almighty Dragon! I need you to change my dipey!
>YOU… YOU SUMMONED ME TO…
>I shitted it cuz I got too excited watching bejita kiss bulma! Now it’s stinky! I need my dipey changed now!
>THIS WISH… IS BENEATH MY DIGNITY…
>SHENLONG NOW NOW NOW I SHIT MY DIPEY SHENLONG NOW NOW NOW CHANGE MY DIPEY DRAGON I SHIT IT I SHIT IT SHENLONG MY DIPEY CHANGE IT CHANGE IT NOW NOW NOW NOW SHENRON I SHIT MY DIPEY
>NO
>UGHHHHHH!!! NOW IM REALLY MAD! NOW YOURE DEALING WITH A SUPER SAIYAN POOPY DIPEY! HRAHHH!!! IF YOU WON’T DO IT… TELEPORT GOHAN HERE NOW!
>If it will satisfy you… I will do as you wish…
>Dad?
>Why you naked Gohan? Hehehehheh!
>I… I was with videl. We want another baby-
>But why are you naked? Aren’t you embarrassed to be naked around your wife? I don’t think chichi ever saw me like that! Totally gross!
>Just… whatever. What’s going on? Why are you super saiyan?
>SHENLONG! Give Gohan some clothes!
>Fine. Granted.
>Alright! I shit my dipey Gohan. I need you to change it. Change my dipey. Gohan. Gohan my dipey! I shit my dipey! I need it changed now!
>Screw this. See you later.
>NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! GOHAN! GOHAN!!!!! GOHAN!!!! MY DIPEY!!!!!! SHENLONG GET HIM BACK HERE NOW!!!!!
>As you wish. That is three requests. Farewell.
>LEAVE ME ALONE DAD
>GOHAN I SHITTED MY DIPEY! I NEED HELP GOHAN! YOU GOTTA CHANGE IT! YOU GOTTA FIX THIS! GOHAN! GOHAN! DADDY DIPEY! CHANGE ME! GOHAN! GOHAN! GOHAN!

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Well THAT'S a SIGHT for SORE EYES!! The GINYU FORCE!! WHA-!??! You are ALL going to TAKE TURNS RAILING my WIFE?!?! RECOOME'S FIRST?!?! And YOU are going to REpeatedly COOM into 18's saggy MEAT-FLAPS!?!? B-but you are TOO LARGE! You will RUIN her for EVERYONE ELSE!!! EHHH??!? And after RECOOME STRETCHES out my beloved PERMANENTLY with RECOOME HIP ATTACKS and RECOOME DEATH DRIVERS, BURTER and JEICE will DOUBLE-TEAM her?!?! EHHHHH??!?! You're both gonna SPITROAST her like the DIRTY PIG WHORE she IS?!?! JEICE is gonna FILL her with his RED MAGMA-like SEMEN?!?! ALL while BURTER WHISKS her MIND away with AWAY with PLEASURE like a BLUE HURRICANE?!?!? TOGETHER you are GOING to POUND her PUSSY with your PURPLE COMET ATTACK?!?! SHE WON'T even know who is FUCKING her since you will be SO FAST?!!?! WOOHOO!! And NEXT is GULDO?!?! HUUUHHHH?!?! NOOO!!! PLEASE DON'T FREEZE TIME FOR ME DURING THE MONEY SHOT!!! I NEED IT FOR MY GOONING SESSION PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE DON'T!!! I BEG YOU! JUST LET ME FILM IT!! WAIT REALLY?!?! THANK YOU MASTER GULDO!!! THANK you for letting me see YOU INSEMINATE my SPOUSE!! And that must leave us with JUST CAPTAIN GINYU!! SAY WHHAAA-?!?! You are going to SWAP BODIES with ME and FORCE me, in YOUR body, to WATCH YOU, in MY body, RAIL my WIFE?!? And YOU'RE SAYING that seeing MYSELF fucking my wife, will RUIN my ENTIRE WORLD-VIEW?!? My WHOLE WORLD will SHATTER as I have an IDENTITY CRISIS from seeing such a HORRID and TRAUMATISING thing?!?! And this will cause me to develop a DISSOCIATIVE PERSONALITY DISORDER, which will require YEARS of EXTENSIVE PSYCHIATRIC CARE, which will EVENTUALLY FAIL and DRIVE me INSANE?!?! And then, I will be FORCED to be ADMITTED into a MENTAL ASYLUM where I will be LOCKED and TRAPPED in a SMALL PADDED ROOM, with only a SMALL window to see my BELOVED getting FUCKED THROUGH?!?! YABBA DABBA DOO LET'S GET THIS TRAIN GOING!!!

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In the beginning, I, like many fellow Jirenchads, merely used Jiren as a vehicle to shit on pathetic Brolyspics. After WEAKly's utterly HUMILIATING performance in his own movie, where he got utterly trounced by a mere SS fusion, it was great fun to point out that he was WEAKER than the antagonist that came before him (and possibly even the one before that one).
LOOK AT THIS MAN HE'S HUGE
But in time, as we shitposted about how much stronger, chadder and manlier STRONGren was than WEAKly, we began our path towards enlightenment. We began to realize that Chadren was truly meant to be the strongest mortal fighter ever, hence why he still hasn't been surpassed two (2) arcs later. We saw the noble nature of his existence, which gained strength not by gimmicks, asspulls or biological advantages, but by pure training and discipline. We came to understand his unique role as an antagonist, who not only represented a truly insurmountable level of power more so than anyone before him, but also, against all shonenlogic, still remained the victor (1v1) after he was supposedly "surpassed" by the mother of all asspulls. Ultimately, even his "boring" design was chosen for meaningful artistic depth, representing his characters nature as 'simply strong, nothing more nothing less' perfectly, which required a higher mind to comprehend. Only in this light could we understand the truly noble nature of his intimidating, physically imposing CHADGLARE and ALPHAPOSE. He was not there to be aggressive, but merely acted as a rock, the quintessence of what it means to be a chad. He will not go out of his way to attack you, but you will break your fists merely by trying to hurt him, and he will calmly and silently crush you with as little force as is required.
Call him STRONGESTren, AESTHETICren, DISCIPLINEDren, INSURMOUNTABLEren, PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGren - In the end, he is the one and only: CHADren, the strongest man in all the universes.

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C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL KRYPTONIAN FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
* Smashes camera replaying Superman, Bejita, Thor, Godzilla, Hulk and Chi Chi's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
>BY THE GODS!!! THIS IS A HALF SAIYAN BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A HALF SAIYAN BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH MY BVLLS!!?
>HOLY ZENO!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED ANOTHER CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY FROM WHIS-SAMA!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING PALE HALF SAIYAN BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A SAIYANBABY!!! AND HE'S GOT SPIKEY HAIR TOO!!! IF HE HAD NO HAIR I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS SAITAMA'S (who solos my verse btw) BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A SPIKEY HAIRED KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT SAIYAN BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATSAIYANFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY TORIYAMA LISCENSED FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT FUCKING GRANDPA GOHAN’S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
> I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEEEEEEEEEEK

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>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU *WIPED*, GOHAN?
>YOU IDIOT!
>DON'T TELL ME YOU THREW AWAY ALL OF PAN'S YUMMU DIAPERS TOO?
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS

>>720858696
SuperFERTILEPHILEGOD...

Can you imagine a world without /dbs/?

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For me, it's Jiren the Gray. He is the quintessential embodiment of the core values of DB - self-improvement, mental acuity, discipline, and the cultivation of inner strength - and the personification of might gained through sheer hard work and determination. Consider, if you will, the fact that the Saiyans need to constantly abuse their physiology and, in certain cases, literally destroy their bodies to gain new transformations just to merely keep up with opponents who gained their power through nothing but training and perseverance. Jiren is the summit of these opponents, and not only does his well-deserved strength stand in a class of its own, it positively DWARFS the Saiyans and their shortcuts and demonstrates that only through self-discipline can one rise to the loftiest heights.
How the average debate between Jirenscholars and the common rabble looks like.

God, I love this fucking character.

The Cuckjitacuck sure is uppity today after his loser of a cuck's wife after 15 years getting creamed by yamcha, started getting creamed by Chadku.

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HEY YOU, yeah you! You look pretty strong, let's fight!
>Goes super saiyan and delivers a poweful kick to Catra's stomach
>She screams in pain and drops to her knees
"That wasn't very fun. You aren't very strong at all. You should train more. You can't even defend against this"
>Kicks her in the head and she falls over, bloody and screaming.
"See? If you were any stronger you could easily block that. Heck, even Chi Chi can put up a better fight than you."
>Walks up to her
"You need to work on your pain tolerance. Those attacks were very weak and here you are screaming. Hey! I have an idea! I will help you train your pain tolerance!"
>He squats and grasps her hand. He picks out her pinky finger
"I'll start with this one, okay?"
"Please no, don't do it Goku"
"You're no fun"
>He rips her pinky finger off as he chuckles
>She stares at her mutilated hand in shock
"See? You aren't even screaming now! I'm getting excited"
>He rips of her ring finger
>She is barely clinging onto consciousness from the pain. As she is about to pass out
"Hey, we aren't done training yet! I'll help you"
>Uses the hand defibrillator technique to bring her back to consciousness
"Let's turn our training up a notch"
>Goku stands up and lifts his leg
"After this I'll feed you a Senzu"
"No, what are you doing?!"
"I'm getting excited!" *chuckle*
>He stomps on her chest, shattering all her ribs and spine.
>She lets out a brief shriek before passing out from the pain. As her eyes close she sees Goku mouth the words:
"That was FUN! I can't wait to do this tomorrow again. I'll make you stronger and stronger and then we can fight for real!"

Okay so who ISN'T a cuck in the DB universe?

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>Harder, better, faster, stronger, bigger, thicker neck, more respected, bigger harem, leaner, bigger fanbase, higher IQ, Chadder, manlier, better posture, better fighting skills, wiser, more aesthetic, taller, higher deadlift PR, cooler aura, prettier eyes, better teeth, better breath, more charisma, Goku likes him more, Ribrianne wants his dick more, goes out with more dignity, exists in the manga for more than 1 panel, better clothes, more friends, sadder and better background, more money, bigger dick, lasts more in bed, cums more, more canon, higher in polls, higher in power charts, better job, rapes Frieza faster, has better jawline, makes bejita cry faster, defeated more asspulls, more threatening and imposing, better physique, more stamina, manlier voice, better health, older, more successful, benches more, scares Goku & Beerus more, gets more praise by Whis, Zeno likes him more, pumps out more content, better person, more charitable, higher post ToP power boost, more fanart, more shitposting OC, taller aura, higher IQ fans

THAN THE NEXT 2 (TWO) ANTAGONISTS

HOW DOES HE DO IT

>>720853169
I'm trans and I love Dragon Ball

>>720860092
Roshi

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>>720852513
All 3 of us Broly-kun we will run a train on cheelai, you can watch as we train her.

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I'd like to seize this opportunity to congratulate all my fellow Jirenbrothers. We have successfully become the strongest and most predominant characterfags this entire site has ever seen.

By congregating our collective above-average IQs into one line of posting, we have successfully dwarfed every other characterfagging prior to us.

Oh but that is not even the best part. Our "competition" if you can even call it that, has been thwarted and stomped into submission in ways never even thought possible. With the most clever and eloquent pastas I've personally ever seen, we slowly but surely drove the anti-jiren jihadists and pedros MAD with anger and frustration.

Since our constant streak of victories ensuing in every thread for months on end, they have tried: Crying to the mods, posting autistic ISIS edits, editing Jiren's pictures to make him shorter, making petty threads only to get archived or deleted to get away from Chadren threads, spamming literal faggot porn, /v/ spam, /toy/ spam, cardposting, blatantly lying and posting nonsense, out of context baiting, RTHing, textless waifushit spam to image limit more than once, and the list goes on. Needless to say, nothing worked.

It surely doesn't help their cause either that official media constantly treats and announces Jiren as the strongest mortal in DB universe.

To put it plainly, thank you, my fellow Jirenbros. Our outstanding genius work will not be soon forgotten, nor will Jiren himself.

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>>720852513
I'M SUCH A HAPPY KEK

what the fuck did I just walk into?

>>720860818
The streets of Monterrey at night

>>720860092
Krillin

>>720860092
ZCHADly

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Jiren the Gray transcends the quintessential tropes of a shonen character who lost someone important to him/her and seeks to atone and rise above this tragedy. He does not cleave to his deceased master's teachings as if they are gospel merely because he was unable to safe him; he instead crafted his own ideals, virtues, and motivations in the way he saw as most advantageous in regards to accomplishing his ultimate goal: to utterly, WITHOUT FAIL, espouse his master's teachings. Jiren is not beholden to Gicchin's viewpoints or personal, individual ideals: he instead recognizes that his fallen master would want him to walk his own path, regardless of the possible and probable contradicting vectors their respective moral codes could cross.

This, more than anything else, cements Jiren as his own character indeed, his own man. He pulled himself up by his bootstraps, using his beloved master's demise not as a crutch, but as a singular motivation to reinforce HIS OWN beliefs, HIS OWN ways of life, while at the same time deftly weaving Gicchin's persona into his own mode of existence.

Jiren is more than a character in a legendarily influential shonen story that will never be surpassed. He is an ideal. A belief. A way of life

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Canon and kino.

>>720860818
The Halls

>>720861194
still better than SHITper

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Post canon.

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>>720861547