Previous: >>482760889Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• New Splatfest announcement - Palace vs Theme Park vs Beach: https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1804197080304333071• Version 8.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v800• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
everyone asks who salmon but never how salmon>>482947834
Life’s a beach
>>482947895
Great, ANOTHER fucking foodfest.
Is anyone hosting/playing SR on rotation?
>>482948080I love green bitches
/INK/ VS /V/: ROUND FOUR SIGNUPSIt's that time of the season again. We've taken their pride, their joy, their previously uncontested Rainmaker; but it seems that's not enough. Once again /v/ has thrown down the gauntlet and challenges /ink/ to a competition.WILL YOU DEFEND /INK/'S HONOR? If so, FILL OUT THIS FORM:https://forms.gle/u4jZmep6zufHC3TA8>what's the format?A Bo5 for each gamemode, where participants will be put on a team based on gamemode preference. With 5 gamemodes to play, that means 20 /ink/ers can cleanly fit on a roster.>when is it happeningTentative date and time of July 6th 1:00pm EDT.>will this be streamedOf course.If you have any questions, comments, or concerns; I trust you know how to (You) me.
>>482948483Gonna join this for the first time. We need a full sweep on /v/tards.
>>482948483you don't have to do this every goddamn month, have it be seasonal. also there's practically no /v/ to play against.
i guess ggs open
How salmo?
>>482948607>you don't have to do this every goddamn month, have it be seasonalI've got some great news for you.
weyyo!
no salmo, your feelings are not important
>>482948649Sorry b&b, my mental aim assist(jk) wasn't operational due to poor sleep & fatigue... I can use wellstring better than that
>weapon inks good>control turf>get easy picks because i can move good and enemy cant move good>win>weapon inks bad>no turf control>team can't move>i can't move>enemy can move>die>lose
>>482948185BIGGEST MANSHOVERS FRYED
>>482949076don't you feel bad playing with known cheaters? just my opinion
>>482949294Account sharing is not cheating thoughbeit
>>482948340Yeah, I'll send invites from the pool.
Any retarded nigger can pick up mochine and win, convince me otherwise.
>>482949538using fizzy is annoying, too hard
>>482949538Not in its current state, it gets destroyed by more than one opponent & strafing shooters
>>482948340Rooms up
SR room 3/4.
>>482949050I will make sure to slap your ankles
>>482950519Slot me in for a King.
>>482950569Wave 3
Nana tummy, feet & bellybutton
>>482951708filtering your sorry ass
>>482951708>nono in women's clothesno thanks
Anyone for a quick SR Dailys.
>>482951708You're a tranny now Nono
>>482951708>>482952084Would
>>482949374It is, did you even read the Nintendo ToS?
>>482949076Condolences to whoever gets nono in an open room by that point it's like only having 3 people since he likes to drag everyone one down as usual
I am 14 and 28 since I started playing with any other weapon besides the working man's aerospray
>>482951708>just a phase
>>482952145>NowAsk Xer why she got along very well with Noble, they are close friends, in fact, betting Noble groomed them into becoming a tranny.
>>482952451Is he that bad? He gets the same k/d as a regular /ink/er
>>482953152he threw a 100x splatfest with SS and some other /ink/ers now they all actively avoid him
>>482953089i heard noble and nonotaro met irl kek
Hit me with a woom, brother.
>the thread hasn't brought me up in a long time.. how can i get them to start giving me attention again without getting told to fuck off and kill myself?>oh i know, i'll create an oc as a joke and post images of my wey as a veem to get them to make fun of me!>n-negative attention is still attention..!
>>>/v/680465082kek
>>482954031what, i can't have a little fun with our competition from time to time
GG's Salmonators!
GGs Ex, H & A.
GGs bros, thanks for the quick cup of Joe
>>482954814>>482954863>>482954843GGs SR.
First gold brand badge I get because I keep investing all of my money into headphones
>>482954031>>482954174May I please have that list of names you got from that one time you didn’t get into the pb.
>>482949294>nono gets carried>this makes him a cheatersound logic unlike any other schizoid interpretation of this post
>>482955531would just initials be fine?
>>482948347Wow same.
>>482955831yeah just curious
>>482955831No I need the list from the image
>letting someone live in your mind rent-free this hard
>>482956305He should have stayed gone and (You) know I'm right.
why?
>>482956651Then leave?No one's keeping you here.
>noble never sent feet pics
>>482957623hug marie instead
>>482957838no she smells
>>482957893>as opposed to the BLACKED idol? you are one dum squidiot.
>>482957838
>>482957893I'd let her sniff me all day.
good night /ink/
I bought the Octoleet Armor in bulk.
W i d e !Her delicate hands can make two guns fire at once!
>>482958560based
>>482958614She's growing on me... I hate it
Mwah
Nonoctoro sodomizes toddlers.
>>482958851Cod I Wish That Were Manmemi
>>482958878I thought that was Goji? Or was it Squinty?
>>482958878that's all /ink/ers
>>482959120This>>482959153
>>482958614When did Nono become a whore? Did he succomb to the coom?
>>482959490It's just a phase
>>482959519kill yourself
>>482959519Goodest veemo.
>>482959542It's not a phase you retarded mouth breathing retard.
>>482959546You can't even do it fast enough, you fucking idiot. How do you fuck up such a simple job?>>482959580You can't fix it like that, try harder next time.
>>482959659It's phase 1
>>482959519sex
>>482955531>>482955831>>482956038>Asking for a list from the cord>Sees an image from the cord get posted>Immediately gets removed from hereFuck! I'm never gonna get that list now!
>>482958614Uh... by "guns" you mean benis? Fug..
>>482959659I'm talking about being a Veemo, he'll be back to Weyyo before you know it.
>>482959942Yeah I'm not impressed with this place either.
>>482959942>mfw this thread
>>482959938I DON'T CARE WHAT HE IS I WANT HIM OUT
>>482959942>mfw the booru is down again
>>482960115I want you in teehee
i'm so tired
>>482960292YOU WANT A TEEHEE?HERE FUCK YOU
>>482960645Who is she going to beat up with that fist ready to strike?
>>482960707
>>482960707A disgusting veemo with tinted shaded that is whoring for attention
>>482957994>BLACKEDIt's OCTOED around here, squidiot.
>>482960850She shouldn't beat up good woomies. She should beat up dumb yebbies instead.
>>482960850Nooo.... don't hit ä... you will give woomy a band aid on her lower left cheek!
>>482960659woomy or yeb?
Anyways here's wonderwall
>even the discord schizo is coordinating
Anyone have those collages of a single woomy/veemo in different poses? I need one.
>>482958385good night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOCAAgEl2p4
>moonrune-kun vanished from my friendlist!!!
>>482961696god damn this is funky
why didn't they announce splatoon 4 at the direct?it's the only logical reason that would make sense as to why they haven't been updating 3.
>>482961696I ain't played this shit (and not really planning to because not paying $60 for 20 year old game and they fucked up the localization even harder than the original)There's per-chapter battle themes now?
>>482961994Each chapter has a theme, some have a couple.
>>482961842Didn't he change his name?
>>482961994>I ain't played this shitYou couldn't afford to anyway ESL.
I need a cute squid girl to ride my face.
I probably should have just learned Japanese desu
>>482961696>>482836783
>there are now 3 rainys in the pool
veemos r so innocent
>>482961254>Said Wonderwall>Plays All Around The World Dum woomy
>>482963789Koreans on their way to make the best splatoon fanart in existence
>>482964326ALL AROUND THE WORLD STATUES CRUMBLE FOR MEHEYNOWYOU'RE AN ALLSTAR!
A reminder that it's okay to like feet. It's okay for your woomy/veemo to show their feet. there's nothing wrong with feet, whether you're a footfag or not.
whoops>>482964865kill yourself
>>482961254
>>482964894>>482964929Fucking kek how embarrassing
The twist revealed in the final /ink/ thread will be that thread baker was the foot schizo all along.
The twist reveal will be that the game was never good all along.
>>482959153Nonoctoro is the worst of /ink/ pedos.
>>482965306twists are supposed to be surprising
>>482965145??? Freakazoid left who's friendlist?
>>482965460There are three to eight inkers that use Japanese to spell out their names.
Why's this game chucking me to a game full of top 500s and top 10s in open? Wonderful matchmaking (or lack thereof).
>>482965460he had enough of the french bullshit. any sensible person would also remove the clutter from their friend list.>>482965642it's really cringe and makes things unnecessarily difficult, there's only so many people you can call "moonrunes."
Would you look at the time? It is now yebby HOURS.
>>482965862Ewww...
Have you ever spent quality time with a /ink/er like during a splatfest, having great fun and enjoying their presence in lobbies and suddenly they act cold toward you, that stings deeply. Guess that "quality time" was a one-sided experience.
>>482964468what is /ink/'s opinion on oc fanart? is twitter any good?
>>482966385die
>>482966327Apologize.
>>482966345I just play with friends for splatfest
>>482966345what kind of quality time are we talking about here?...
>>482965145>>482966345Are you incapable of not starting drama? I can see why he removed you
>>482966467>>482966527>replying to the frenchoid having a mental breakdown over being de-friendedsee >>482966291the timing of /ink/ileaks couldn't have been better
¿ɥsɟ
>>482965145Panic & Fantasy will be next and then you will go back to being a loser loved by nobody like you cried about in the c*rdWas that "nana" ocshit an attempt at "being appreciated" by "that side" of /ink/? Kek truly pathetic
>>4829668433/4.
>>482967045slot me in
>>482964865I will never understand the obsession with feetI've never considered exposing them to be either "sexy" and/or "indecent" as if they were genitalia, the reason to cover them instead simply being protection from stepping on shit
>>482966470More...
>>482966843Australian squidsomethin somethin vegimitesomethin cunt somethin road trippin utelove ya down unduh
>>482966345Spent quality time, yes. Acted coldly towards me, no. But I understand your pain bro.
>>482967246More yebs?
>>482966345Sorry anon, you were nothing but a springtime fling to me.
>>482967418boutta splat myself all over the splatta zones worse than the Engadine 1997
>>482967478FREE HIM?[YES] [NO]
>>482967160personally for me, I just like seeing the top of the feet. I like seeing pedicures, though even if woomys/veemos don't have toenails, their feet just seem cute and smooth that it just does something for me. especially with how much Splatoon likes to show them off.
>>482967119oben.
>>482967478Yes. pretty please.
>>482967702>spot snipedoh, okay then
>>482967160From what I've read when I looked it up, it's apparently a common fetish and tends to increase during times where there's epidemics of STDs. Food for thought.
>>482967160>>482967685I just like the bracelet. Feet do nothing for me.
>>482967840this is a good mspaint
I think T is pretty cool
So when are they adding the 3rd race: salmonlings?
>>482968203cute beeb
>>482967685>especially with how much Splatoon likes to show them off>Marie's art for Team Focus on Healing>Friendship Bracelet>Various Splatfest artworks of Off the Hook>Frye>Captain 3 wearing sandals>Agent 3's Survival Suit in Splatoon 3>Shiver's Splatoween Outfit
>>482967802stupit. sorry.
>>482968163the /i/ stands for ink
>>482968750>using the vanilla kitDumb squid
>>482967840How is it a wipeout if he's still alive?
>>482966385Source?
>>482968750The BEST haircut yebby duo... Now it's time anon... For us to play together.>>482968853I will use it when I play Open with you.
>>482966843art of this woomy when?
>>482968904Lag
>>482969123Pro blue is simply vastly more superior Did you know angle shooter had a faster firing speed than a second pro blast shot? It has more range too. You can imagine plenty of ways to combo between main & subAnd Killer Whail? Forces the enemy to move away making his movement more predictable and him easier to pin down. Makes chargers more vulnerable too.
Conservative, common sense reefslider buff.
>>482969662Tell that to the japs.
>>482969789>now two teammates can hop on to be picked off during the recovery!
>>482969789>more area to give indirect damage Is it what the buff should be?
>>482969662Ok, fine, you probably know more about the weapon than I do.HOWEVER.You called the yeb dumb, so...
>>482970376If woomies are silly the yebbies are dumb
stop being gay
>>482970535They are DUM, get it right...>>482970560>>482970749Anon my best friend in the entire world.
woomy trying to learn to drawgets burnt out grinding Woomis heads and makes no progress in 3 months, completely gives up
>>482970909Woomy is just like me...
>>482969034Good Night friendI'm sorry for being an annoying little fish
>>482971616That's it, get me my roller.
I'm running out of yebs lol
>>482971727You keep putting them in the closet, Guri.
>>482971727It's fine, thank you for sharing them with me.When are we going to play together, new buddy?>>482972082THAT'S NOT EVEN ME.
im going to draw yebs for myself and never share them
>>482972227Lmao gottem.
>>482960865Callie canonically got a ONWO tattoo once when she was made to wear skimpy clothes and dance in front of thousands of octarians while DJ Octavio played rave music
No more yebs
>>482972298Fine...Be that way...>>482972356Wtf...
>>482972635woomsisters rise up
https://youtu.be/BdR-XpNNwDM>>482972227Whenever
no more yebbies
>>482973440Drop me a FC then, we can decide when to play later.
>>482973479
thanks for fsh. nogami can burn in hell.
>>482948990beebo!!
>>482973647Just make a room in the pool when ever yo
>>482969467there's plenty already.
>>482974050no porn?
>>482973971I don't have my Switch right now...I guess it will have to be another time, just don't get lost, new yeb buddy.
>>482974092Make your own binkyboy!
>>482974050more please
had a can of pop exPLODE all amongst my electronics in my little gamer nook. had to clean it off my laptop, my switch, joycons, horizontal surfaces, vertical surfaces, fabrics.So, that's been my Splatoon session thus far.yaaaay. Friday night gaming.
>>482975516not going to spam thread, so last one. this is one of my favorite.>>482974092no thanks.
>>482975664Sorry woomy. I've been there.. Is everything okay?
i have full salmon barwhy 4 runs no joe
>>482976131uh. I thought it was, but now my left stick isn't working right.
>ywn be able to access the forbidden salmonid doujinshi
>>482975943>no thanks.fucked up...
Weyy named Octo.Think they named their Goldfish "Fishy"?
>>482976829Damn, that's tough.. sorry bud. Joycons tend to fuck up all the time anyway.. If you can afford a pro controller, it's a worthy investment. I switched to one when my joycons went to shit and it's solid as hell and the battery lasts for like 2 days.
>3 matches in a row I've got a player with 1 kill on my team>last match had an opponent with more than 20I can't work under these conditions. What's the best weapon if you have to hard carry an entire team by yourself? Basic splattershot?>>482976343The other players didn't have full bars
>>482976829>uh. I thought it was, but now my left stick isn't working right.Well naturally. It should be working left, the right stick should be working right.
>>482978213
two eliters having a sniper duel over the middle section of lemuria hub. I sort of just wanted to sit there and watch. But I had to, you know. contribute.
>>482978663Can always play it back in the replay.
>>482978823yeah, I thought of that. But there's just something different about making the choice to be a live audience. lol
>>482979209flattie
>>482979325makes sense for a trans woman
>>482979325Perflat.
>>482979517acht is feminine-representing so more likely could accurately be described as a demigirl or genderfluid
>>482979517No it doesn't, the first thing troons do is try to grow moobs, and if they can't they get implants. It wouldn't service the fetish to be flat.
>>482979617of course that's assuming they were AFAB, which they probably were considering they went to Tako school and there wasn't a single weyy to be seen
when inklings get splatted they turn into genderfluid
When I see a woomy bending over I shoot gender fluid in my pants
>>482979797>try to grow moobsGynecomastia bros...
parko is an enemy
>>482981107it's not your fault, it's the estrogenized water supply
>>482981126It's okay, she's cute.
I know it's generally recognized by people that Splatlandian octolings like Shiver are completely separate from the Octarians, but does the game actually make that clear in any way or is it just extrapolating based on what we know?
I love Aori.
>>482981572like how field niggers turned into white-collar Tiger Woods type niggers? People you would allow in your gated communities? (Not to live, but certainly to visit.)
>>482981126>an enemy>anemone
3922-1313-3427
>>482984196not homophone
god, I fucking hate hydra.
"Press "Y" if you hate Blobblober"oh god, I've never been more tempte->SMASH that Y button, and HIT the DIVING BELL if you want more PLAZA content like THIS
>>482981126Paruko accepts any money
>>482988824>that angle>that flatnessUnf
>>482988824noice
>>482988824>noseyou're not welcome here
>>482987306why do you hate bloblobber, it's a fun high skill ceiling weapon>there's no skill you just blob into an areaif you hate those then the problem is entirely on you, low skill blobs are easy to avoid and easy to kill
if i post a replay will anyone give input on it?
show me one ceph
>>482994014
>>482994341>>482994372you foolsbuffoons
>>482994571You don't want my ceph.
>>482994571Yes.
>>482994014neat little prisoner's dilemma situation you created here./ink/ failed of course.
>>482994014I throw a tako at you.>>482995112I might as well do it since im still awake...
>>482994014spoilered to avoid ban
dead thread
>nobody inks the ground>nobody guards basket routes>nobody pushes to enemy basket>nobody times their specials>enemy is invincible, omniscient and shoots from ten directions at onceAnother hour, another rotation, same fucking shit as always.
>>483000903did you press ZR? that bypasses enemy invincibility
>>483000903Forgot to add>all western names on my team>all idolshit and other casual badges on my team>at least 2-3 japanese names on enemy team>enemy names, badges, outfits that just scream "tryhard">120 seconds to find match in S on Friday eveningShit is fucking dead and broken.
SR lobby at rotation change
Won't feel as bad going amusement park because of the new mirror rules
>>483004503Oh and also>always 2-3 multiple series crowns on enemy team (saw a 9 at least a few times)>never ever on mineThis shit is too fucking much to be a mere coincidence time and time and time again for nearly two fucking years, while everyone else marches into S+x and top 5k and better like it's their fucking birthright. I swear Nintendo is running some kind of sick A/B test and I got the shit end of the stick. I hope they fucking burn for it one day.
how do I learn e-liter
>>483005852lower your sensitivity and practice your aimand always remember that you outrange everything, no need to get closer than necessary
anyone wanna open at the hour?
>>483006370yeah
>>483006370Yep.
>>483006423>>483006812room up
>>483006370>>4830070534/4
I give up, these solo q retards are ruining everything and nobody in this general ever wants to play SR
>>483000903>>483004503>>483005825At least you chose the best Rank mode.
>>483008206An attempt to coax people into playing, however just to recap, the “nobodies” you are referring to are western usa and/or young adults who still get up at the crack of noon
>>483008206last time i played with you i got insulted
>>482981572The fact that Cuttlefish doesn't give a shit about Nu3 possibly being an Octoling says enough
>>482969789Maybe the total damage of three Reefslider explosions would finally allow them to destroy bombs
Which option lets me not pay rent?
>>482981572are they actually not?
>>483010195Sorry, Nogami doesn't want another Baller so this won't be an entry tool you can use without killing yourself. CHEESE THE FUCKING ZONE!
>>483010209If they were Octarians, why didn't DJ Octavio simply move to the Splatlands when he lost the war? That's the only explanation there is
>>482969789making it actually work would be nice
>>483011413>The bomb didn't kill them eitherNow that's some bullshit lag if I've ever seen it
>>483011681Playing with my wifi hotspot lately and it seems depending on the IP I get everything becomes either.52 instant death givers or Nova tickle damage doers. I swear I survive things I never usually do
>>483012250You're supposed to say "kill yourself" you fucking idiot. Get it right.
>>483012515That's how you do it, don't let me catch you slacking off on the clock.
>>483012452Reply to >>483012250 you spineless cuck
Did the network get worse? Because I can't seem to get any slom shift with freelancers without one instantly disconnecting at the start of the first wave.
Good wooming.
GGs M
ggs m! thanks for joinin
GGs open. I would like to continue, but this fucking gyro in my joycon is kinda lagging too much today.
>>483013338Wooming to you too
>it's yet another "rangelet gets on your perch for no other reason than to bodyblock you" episodeWish I could friendly fire in this game.
erm i'm a splattershot jr, I need the perch to throw bombs thank you
>>483013902I was doing that last night.Me and a Naut were on the same perch. The problem is that I was using it, so fuck them. But also, It was on lemuria hub, so there are plenty of perches. It's a map of perches. They can find their own. I turf better than them.
>>483014318Why are you on a perch? Go down and be a good cannon fodder.
>>483014651>Implying I can't still be cannon fodder from a perchpeople toss bombs up onto perches. I need to be there to catch them with my face.
>>483015128I've got a fizzy for you
>>483015128We both blow up you nincompoop.
le woomy xd
ggs open!
gggggs open!
GGs open
How many licenses do you think I'll need to save for the third kits? ;_;
>>483016861i'm keeping 10 handy just in case
>>483016861zero3rd kits are always released before the final fest and they aren't going to add weapons mid season
>>483016861Every main will get a 3rd kit. It's splatoon 3 after all.
>>483017231Just like we're getting 3 map rotations.
>>482969789superjump reefslider>but splashdownwho can say no to whole two specials to aviate with
>Frye got the most popular choice of the three>Again
>>483020626beach seems to have some popularity on the west
>>483021064An entire themepark with no lines bro.
>>482969789Just make it slide around objects better or give it a single use small jump or wheelie. I'm tired of getting hung up on a small corner I should be able to just skip past with my great speed and weight.
>>483021064Renting a beach is the ultimate cuck choice.
>>483021987let people enjoy things?
>>483021987you would know
>>483022340let me enjoy ridiculing you for picking the ultimate cuck choice
>>483009969it also implies he would be able to recognize every octoling from his army which is cute
FAT VEEMO
>>483022340You do more harm by existing than not, so no, I will not let you live and enjoy anything.
Hit me with a muffin.
>>483021064>>483021987What if it wasn't a beach but a whole island?
>>483021064It's just Splatoon Twitter Westoids virtue signaling because "Watermelon = Palestine flag XDdd"
I'm fresh...r-right?..RIGHT?.........
>>483023306
Absolutely soulful art today.
>>483023306freshly baked, just for (You)
>>483025801Mmmmm pepsi.>>483027635Oh my Cod, this so cursed and I love it.
why can't they just put the map in the corner like this?
>>483029083Distracting
>>483029083They want you to replicate the Pii Puu experience of having to look away to check the map.
BLASTER STANDING IN FRONT OF HYDRA BLOCKING SHOTSYOU'RE ON LESSER DUTY YOU MORON
>>483021064why? beaches are free. unless they're the private property of a resort, you just walk down to the ocean. bam, beach. No reservation required or needed. Also, beaches suck ass. All beaches. You know who picks beaches? Floridians. Gross. You know who else? Californians. #TransBLMmetooI rest my case.
>>483023039deadreplaced with a yebby
>>483030598>why?nobody other than you pissbaby seems to care
>>483029947>>483030507
>>483029083I can't play like that... I have the PS4 touch pad button to bring up the map for S1 on Pretendo.
Odds PB, evens nap.
Gonna miss the PB rush due to feeding the dogs as it starts and I have to watch two more for couple days...
>>483032674have a nice rest, anon
>>483032658Does he eat xp tickets? Got way too many
PB2 at the hourI've built up so much frustration freelancing earlier I'm going to unleash it on the battlefield
So do you make the post then play in a match so you can be out in the plaza?
PB 0/10
Who the fuck started making posts in splatsville telling people to join our pool?
PB2 5/10! Special PB with a female host to feast your eyes on! Come in come in
>>483034053A 4 with the line up, a J with an extra line, some other type of j with a line, a crocked T, an F without the top line, &, the 4 again, an line with a j like curve.
thank you nintendo very cool
>>483034313kill yourself
A backwards C, vertical line with j, a horizontal line, h but the curve is higher, a line with a j that has two dots, crocked T, F but the top line is two dots.
>>483034370>>483034828JANNIES STRIKE THIS PEDO NIGGER
PB2 is backSorry the router had its powercable off and turned off, I saw it earlier but then forgot when something took my attention awayThere should be no more issue
Nonoctoro rapes boys from the local kindergarten.
L can i have your banner
L crocked with an extra line, horizontal line, horizontal line with a j, &, 7 with an extra line, a crocked 9, a horizontal line.
>>483035878Slom with me some more for insane luck
Something about this map makes my brain go smooth
>>>/pol/471846598
>>483037480this man is the schizo btw
>>483037480Go back.>But it's Nintendo rela-Back to your containment board, your US election's calling for you.
we're going to build a splash wall and the octarians are going to pay for it
flar
>>483038204hope you wall yourselves out of the splatlands too so we stop dealing with you inkadian tourists
>>483038285>man I regret picking this weapon here, I should've gone wi->double vShotYeah, FLAR.
PB2 has room, you're missing outVeemo is getting sweaty
>>483038743Sweaty pits
>>483032439I try to do this but the sensitivity is awful on that thing so it's easier and quicker to just reach over to the mouse
I am the worst PBer.
>>483038743kill yourself
>>483039092We all have are off days. Just remember, it’s for fun not for glory.
i miss when we had good players
>>483039092No, im the worse.
>>483039341>had
>>483035469Anon speaks Truth right here.
>>483039092Nuh uh i'm worse i don't even have an original name
>>483039341you could have stepped it up yourself
Take a breather dude.
I'm not sober enough to discern what just happened.
what do tacticoolers taste like
>>483041461Like Monster Energy. Not the ones that taste good, regular ass Monster.
GGs FF*Welcome FF.
>>483041695ggs!
You could have at least let it play for 4 matches before changing it.
>>483042165I'd say I miss this yeb, but bootleg goblina is very cute and sex so I'm conflicted.
There is no such thing as ink armor
>>483042848Sorry, I wasn't keeping track
>>483043696That’s a poor excuse.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
As a splatoon player, it should be my god given right to be able to end my life peacefully.
I'm not sober enough for this shit. How did we win?
As if any of us are giving it our all
>>483044668y-yeah...
I->invincible specialthink->invincible specialI->invincible specialfucking->invincible specialhate this fucking gam->invincible special
I would've RQ'd on the spot upon seeing two Dreads if this were anarchy.
>There we got you your victory, now let’s move on.
Tri-color stage & July sr gear please?
God damn it everyone is waiting for the pb’s to end so the “fans” can post their shit!
>>483044874>krakendoesn't have range to kill you>booyahdoesn't kill youno other invincible specials
anyone wanna SR?
CB Mincemeat isn't so bad after all. :)
not enough woomy
YES! VICTORY!
x00 x10
Well I’m out of ideas. I don’t know how to get into the plaza’s by posting.
Oh fuck my bad, I did not know that was an option.
GGs PB2! We ended up at 4 but those were good matches!Do you want more nana veemo or do you prefer nono weyyo back? To next week!
>>483048420You either stay committed or it’s just a phase.
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.https://voca.ro/16RsPtEqNDxX
>>483048531GGs! Thanks for hosting.
ggggggs pb!
Forgot pic
GGs PB1. Thanks for hosting >>483048531
GG's PB'ers!>>483048531And thank YOU for hosting!
>>483048420GG PB2, see you at the splatfest. Also more sexy veemo
>>483048531
>>483048862die faggot
GGs
>>483048493I think variety is good.Aight I will do a McRib. I'll bring her back when people least expect it. Sorry I am speaking in terms americans can understand :)
ggs pb1, fun games as always!
you're garbage at splatoon
ggs pb! f, were you trying to reference my name or something? i laughed a little
>>483048531GGs PB.
>>483048953>McRibBURGA
Why is the enable gyro option in Cemu grayed out if Steam is not installed?
>>483049410they should fuck
>>483049410Is M&S FF's new boyfriend?
>>483048994Yeah. Not exactly opposites, but I switched the name for a descriptor and vice versa.
>>483049572They probably only want to fuck little kids like Grezar and Saber do.
>>483049691aw thanks, made my day better so i appreciate it! glad i decided to join the pb today
>>483049226Americans, is McRib really this good as I heard?
>>483049826Who is the other one you’re talking about?
>>483050105Scarcity creates inflated value & demand, it's mid but since it's "limited" suddently people flock to it It's just a pork patty drenched in bbq sauce with onions & pickles. It tastes like how it sounds
So about that Tri-color stage and July sr gear.
>>483048660>>483048862GGs pb2, fun games as always
>>483051091hagglefishoctavio dome
>>483050690As a clapistani, Ive never had a McRib. It sounds good though.
>>483050105Yes. It's so good the germans eat it year round without interruption. The artificial scarcity is a deliberate slap in the face of the american.
>>483048681>>483048886>>483048908>>483048886>>483048908>>483048963>>483048963>>483048997>>483049054>>483049169i have never seen someone this desperate to be noticed in my life
>>483048920Remove your woomy's shoes
>>483052359>twister timeWha...? Is that EU or Canadian?
>>483052359Whose internet connexion is at fault
>>483050105It's mildly tasty slop like >>483050690 described.
>>483052715
Two buckets tomorrow
>>483053061panko feeto
>>483053061Possibly the best woomy.
>>483054023Possibly? I won't deny your statement but, who is in the rankings to create such a thought?
>>483053061sex
anyone up for a suicide sr lobby? need 40 more bronzes for the octoleet boots
>>483055637I'll join if you can't find enough people.
>>483052359>just grabbing the fish with ALL THREE of the enemy's artillery still alive and no turf controlanon what did you expectto push?to not die immediately?what was the gameplan?game might've screwed you out of dying with the fish and resetting it but that might've been a good thing for you
>summer temperatures started coming>first overheat shutdown in months>fans sound stuck and no air is coming from the exhaustit's so over, switch 2 when
>>483053061Based, good woomy.
>>483056349go to aliexpress dot com and order a new fan
>>483056349My switch was overheating a couple of days ago too.How are the air intake vents on the back looking? I cleaned them out with a soft toothbrush and a vacuum cleaner and my switch stopped overheating.
>>483056349>>483057381how in the fuck does that happenmy switch from 2017 has never had any thermal issues even in those handful of times outdoor temps went over 100F/40C
open 2/4
>>483057423It wasn't overheating enough to shutdown but it was getting warm enough for the fan to become audible.
>>483057758>it was getting warm enough for the fan to become audibleThat's normal for when a game like Splatoon boots up or has a lot going on.
>>483057758Yeah that's normal happens all the time
>>483057381they looked normal with no outside dust, I clean them pretty regularly>>483057423the fans just don't activate well they eventually do but then I need to spend 10 minutes in recon every session first
>>483054230MoonrunesRainy
>>483053061I liked grey eyes panic more but this one is fine
BEACH GANG RISE UP
>>483056304In orderYesYesTo get the game moving, if not then everyone would just be trying to splat each other to no avail. You gotta keep the opponent guessing.
>>483060729pushing into a relentless multi-player artillery barrage without turf advantage gets you killed approximately always, maybe slightly more than always even. the game's moved, now the other guys have the advantage because you are dead. it's a good thing you didn't pick up the rainmaker because otherwise wellspring would've moved up and popped the new shield in two shots, baisically a free push off your mistake. you could've tried to grab it and immediately move back to get an artillery of your own to shell them with, especially considering you've just used your special so you don't have much to lose, but you did not do that, you moved forward with it, not back or even to side.none of what you've done made any sense. terrible everything.
>>483057705I’ll play
>>483062048opening up
>>483057705>>483062996Who dis? I can join next game.
I like the 777 hat
Opening up a suicide SR room at the rotation change.5 throws, then play normally.
>>483062996>>483063232nvm then
Is north country parka worth it? Is it a nice comfy design? I can't pv it like other clothes since it's sold by grizz
>>483064764I can join for 3 kings
>>483064764I'll hop on
>>483064764yoyoyoyoyoyoyo let me in
>>483068038
>>483068267funnythough I'd hardly call the beebofied weyys refined
>>483064764Open, but it'll probably instant fill by the time this is posted
>>483068681Full?
>>4830691143/4 w2
>>483068681nvm, 3/4 for the time being, retry for a 4th in a few minutes
>>483068267>>483068267I want to plow the brown beeb
oof high tide on this map rapes me so hard when I have hydra
>>483066706It's ok, kinda hard to make an outfit for it tho
>>483069398Any room?
chuchuho... oink oink...
>>483047096Bro... Your reefslider?
GGs farmers
thank you lads, i finally have enough for the octoleet bootsit took 3 months of grinding, and an egregious amount of slurs being said, but i finally have my cool looking boots.
GGs farmers, nice Joes
>>483076567congrats on the boots man
GG's Crawling in my skin room! Hoping for a glowie wave so I could just get swarmed lol
>>483076567>three months for just one pieceno wonder I have no motivation to grind this shit
>>483077270Not only not, but in the past 300 hours I've spent playing Splatoon 3, 270 of them were in SR. I only played outside of SR for splatfests.The grind is that egregious.
>>483068038>>483068267sex with this beebo
>TC/RM>enemy goes 70>you go 50>wipeout>enemy goes 30>wipeout>you go 10
>>483070705I hate the sound of screaming woomies
>>483078439I thought I could at least get a certain bracelet to piss somebody off because on paper it seems cheap but then the game just decided since the start of the month that it's just not going to give me gold anymore.
>>483081223Don't worry. Once support ends in a few months, they'll increase the scale droprates.
>>483081446It's like it knows which types of scales I want and makes sure not to give me them. At launch I wanted silver for the slopsuits but it kept giving me gold instead. (That I spent like a dumbass)
>>483068681>pl_frontier>blu sentry is at red's base>all of blu looking backwards
Notice how this guy no longer post those pics whenever feet is posted, he is probably getting tired of doing his little ritual
>>483087624He just posts that image that is meant to "own" whoever makes fun of him
good night.../ink/
>>483090809It's only 3amn, the night is still young
>>483012474Sex
>>483052127It's a bot. We've been over this.anyone who denies it is in on the conspiracy because they like the bot and want to keep it around.>muh footschizo tradition! v8vawm
>>483087983>filenamethose are actually rollerBLADES, but I can see how you would be confused.
>>483087983Does Woomy Gum wear panties?
>>483092475It only gets more confusing when you realize ice skates look more like rollerblades than roller skates
Please stop freshing me.
>>483092869thats a fresh from me!
>>483092751yes. but we're talking about the English language. The only consistent thing about it is how inconsistent it likes to be...with everything. Spelling, grammar, word choice. A singer singsA runner runsA finger... fings?
>>483092869I'm sorry, it's a force of habit. You'll get that power back in no time I'm sure.
>>483092747Why would the freshest woomy wear something hindering her freshness? Her woomy lips are flapping to the air and make her sail away!
Woomy is shopping need anything?
>>483093374a girlfriend.sigh :(
>>483093374Pickled flops, if they have it.
>lost to a full SCU vsplooshAlright I'm killing myself.
>>483093997Sorry, I'm legally encouraged to tell you not to do that. And to seek appropriate help.
>>483093374Soda!
GGs Lepie!Why is everyone boasting that ugly-ass hairstyle? Oh euh... no offense!
>>483095080the only uggo I see is (You)
>>483095240Rude, I like his woomy
Has there been any Triumvirate sightings after BR? Any Private Job codes with them?
>>483095080>Lepiecreep tier nickname
>>483095736Careful I've heard there are creeps roaming on /ink/ Wouldn't want woomy to touched by them in strange places
>>483056349There's a heat advisory tomorrow. Is my Switch gonna die?
Yup, I think it's yebby hours, please post those yebbies.
>>483096308Yebby hours are over they rose to high and died.
>>483095080GGs!
Splatoon is a matriarch and yebbies serve no purpose, even less for weyyos
>>483096535Wtf, you can't just end yebby hours like that.Let them rise to glory.
>>483096713Be honest... was he a hindrance to your games? Using aerogay is actively throwing
>>483097203He did good.
>>483097363Somehow I doubt that
>>483097619
>>483098150Looks like just a fluke
>>483098529Just like you.
>>483098529I obviously picked the best example, but most of our games were good.
Aerogay is still trash no matter how many low mmr children you kill with itPlay 2000+ X with it and find out, oh right I forgot you didn't even make it to 2000 you shitter eyesore
>>483096908makes 'em the most based. Fuck the system.
>>483099386You need to stop obsessing over him.
>>483099452ANON MY BEST WHO WILL SURELY POST YEB.
>>483099386Aerospray isn't a good weapon and I never said it was. I was asked if he hindered my games which he didn't.
Is there anywhere to download splatoon soundtracks?>just listen on youtubeWith that baking ads directly into the video shit this might not be a good option for much longer, that and also local storage means no worrying about them being taken down>yt-dlptoo lazy to fill in all the titles, artists, etc myself
>>483099386
>>483101524khinsider
>>4830993862000 power is shitter territory
>>483101816Sounds like cope, why are neither of our PB hosts that high? Strange isn't it
Finished PB2's Photoshoot! Enjoyhttps://files.catbox.moe/383fre.jpg
Noooo, it's too big! It won't fit!
>>483101787>account requiredhow fucking gay
>>483102851Forcing my splatana into veemo! Making veemo moan! Splatting veemo!
>>483102939Huh, they didn't used to 15 years ago.
>>483103339https://youtu.be/VcQmboBy9aM
>>483103650I think I used this site around 2019 or so and it required an account to download entire albums at once but individual songs didn't
Crusty Sean's food looks so fucking tasty
>>483104097hello fat veemo
>>483104174Im no veemo...
>>483102851This veemo looks both cute and disgusting
>>483103650>give in and make one>oh actually you gotta give us money or free advertisingfuck this shit
>yebby hour>more mention of veemoWhat happened yebby bros!
does happy sky still play splat
>>483105021yeah just not with /ink/
>>483105178same
Went to the beach today and had an epiphany
>>483104798POST YEBBIES.
>>483106409
>>483102661>suck so hard you quit after 2 rounds in shame>still make the photoshootI guess good things do happen to bad people
>>483106606When did this yebby got BOOBS?>>483107605He's very dorky and special, would smooch him.
GGs again.
fuck off shitter
>>483111081I remember the old pbs... so many lost /ink/ers...
could i play splatoon stick controls with my webbed foot like that one streamer
>>483112515I am very flexibledo you want to see me put my foot in my mouth and suckle on my sweet toes sis?
garbage gameplay
Why is /ink/ so toxic
>>483116634No one is posting yebs.
>>483116634it's the /v/ tourists
>Help!
>>483117475>This way!
>check schedule>everything is terribleWhat the fuck am I supposed to play, Side Order?
>>483118393bro? Erdtree?
>>483102661Nice, thanks for hosting
>>483118574>ErdtreeWhat?
>>483118737Kill yourself Nono :)
>>483119571Thats Nana :)
>>483118737Nice feet bro
>>483118737cute feet
>be bored and don't feel like playing>try crb in tc>get mogged mercilessly by>- eliter, because eliter>- golden dynamo shooting 360 noscope verticals with 100% accuracy and 3 second foresight>- ninja turbonigger inkbrushfag because crb can't ink for fucking shitSo where is this mythical CRB "Win" button that every CRB player other than me seems to have I fucking hate blasters and never play them normally
well well well
>>483121435>never play weapon>expect to immediately be good with it
>>483121435>>483121553>So where is this mythical CRB "Win" buttonNevermind, I think I found it.>that fooltuberI know, doesn't count.
Where is the setting to make it match me with opponents I have a semi reasonable chance of beating? Kill myself
Who would like to SR?
>>483123315Open up
>>483123561Wave 3 rn.
>>483122784that's called getting good
>>483123561Opening.
>>483123695>>483123862Thanks!
This weapon makes me feel dirty :(I wish this game would reward honest gameplay, and not just cheesing and/or autistic minmaxing
Well shit
>>483124282crb is a knowlege check, and solo queue players are failing it hard
>>483124951>crb is a knowlege checkHow so?
Aww, pay cut!
>>483125124it needs special considereation to defeat, and the entire team has to be on the mark. if you just rush it like everything else, it'll eat you alive, and then eat the guy trying to avenge you alive too. you have to be aware of it at all times and go on defense if needed because you don't want to give crb the initiative ever, that's how you get shot. all of that is not hard and many do that already (although with the latest meta conditioning players to be aggro it takes a bit of adjustment), but it only takes one guy to fail the crb check to turn the match into a 3v4, and from there it's a long way back up. people also gotta relearn to bait krakens out. nobody does it in 3 for some reason, in 1 it was a staple of counterplay to that special. ensure retreat path and display threat to get them to kraken up, if you've done everything right it's not going to do anything to you because it's got no range and no inking.
One more boss and we switch to turf.
Lets lose this freelancer please
conflicted because now I can see anon's posts but pearlwoomy is missing....
>>483127357where is the rape of this creature
>>483127383blue board :(
GGs M and N, that was a bumpy start but we kinda started getting it by the end
Oops forgot to change my weapon after ranked
>>483127917GGs and yeah, that was rough at the start.
Holy fuck I don't think I have ever seen this map in turf lmao, where are my ramps and stuff
I'm gonna grab food after this match but I'll rejoin
>>483128618Say when you are done.
>>483129110Done now. I meant in game food lol
>>483129206Kek, I even forgor that you can rejoin without invite.
>>483126242Thanks for writing this out, that's interesting. When I play anything else I usually get mogged by blasters myself (because I'm a reckless rangelet). So it was a nice change of pace to be able to cancel almost everyone, instead of being cancelled myself 9 out of 10 times.I'll see how I like it further down the line. It's probably different at higher levels of play, but where I am it feels like an almost cheat-tier crutch.
GGs Y and M! Almost 5 am for me so gonna sleep.
>>483131095GGs N and Y. That was some nice turfing.
>>483131095>>483131640GGs! This is the only time I find turf tolerable. Also double cooler is fun once you get into the rhythm. 3 am for me so I'm gonna peace out too.
>>483133028this outfit and skin tone makes those toes look very suckable desu (sorry, had to be said)
>>483133028die>>483133620die one thousand deaths
>>483133889>die one thousand deathseasy there jaymz
>>483133620this is true
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TU1rC0JzIDkthis faggot is teaching kids to actually function as playerswhat have you done for the game's health today? besides whining about crb.
>>483136381It's not my responsibility to care about the game's "health".
>>483136789he said, before complaining that all his teammates suck and the game is unplayable for the nth timeit is in your direct interest to have more high-grade players around
>>483136381I had a good This Way! moment in Open not long ago (though rather symbolic strategically, since the match was all but won at that point). I did not make a video about it because I'm not a youtube eceleb nor have I any desire to be one.
>>483136381>GemAh yes, the RQer
poundland woomy
many pounds on woomy
you know, one tricking the vanilla stamper for the past 3 months had made me quite comfortable with the bladejust throw some ink savers on it with 2 subs of both speed ups and you got a pretty good weapon
>>483136381I AFK'd at spawn when the score went under 30 and called some kid nigger.
Woomy drinks kvas.
>>483146297>Winter weather is making my hands dry out and crack>Middle finger on my right hand is a mess>Have a bleeding crack on both the top and underside>Fucking agony>Hurts whenever I move it, can't bend it all the way>Having trouble gripping stuff>Can't scroll like I usually do because I use my middle finger for itPlease make it stop. I'm in hell. Why couldn't it have been my non-dominant hand?
>>483147074what
>>483147074>WinterYou that brazilian guy who rages a lot?
I need two scientist cephs please.
>>483149867Nah Ausfag
>>483150602Does it even get that cold there? Heard it gets to 50 celsius in the summer
>>483109628Are you Christ?I revewed those matches and you were using MG, right?Are you fully using Gyro controls? I felt as if you were too reliant on sticks, you had good control of them but gyro is a game changer. It's like going from a 4 directions pad to 8. You make weird & clunky camera movement to adjust your aim when just a flick is what a gyro user needs using a fraction of the time.Speaking as a long time 5 star MG user, you should also learn how to fizzy combo. With reefslider or simply your main. Fully charged or simply semi charged which deals 50+ damage when well placed. A reefslider indirect deals 70+ damage while a regular uncharged fizzy is 35+ which means one uncharged fizzy is all it takes to take down a reefslider survivor.Fizzy is your best range option & it helps your teammates too in fights you are too far or too weak to engage.Your main gives you movement & paint, just hold ZR, look down to your feet and enter & exit swim mode while going forward & you're almost as good as a sploosh in movement. Paint needs no explanation, this is the best painting shooter on purpose. Your bullets do spread but by entering swim mode while strafing (ZR/R+Swim mode) & walking forward you can have a certain guarantee of having your shots straight for a small amount of time with your best range. This is risky in regular encounters against mightier shooters but very valuable when taking enemies by surprise.MG is the kind of weapon you need to think a lot before & while using.You're like a Jumping Spider, weak little spider that hunts bigger ones through its great genius intelligence & fierce assaults.
Shut up
>>483153028I didn't even need to see the post you were replying to to know who it was
Is nono the tofu of turf war?
Wish Wave Breaker wasn't a glorified point sensor. They should bring back that bug that cut healing even if you jumped the waves.
>>483153818>That was a bug>Not something characteristic of Big Shot wavesI just learned about this and I'm disappointed
>>483153635Tofu is at least good in SR. You can't say the same about Nono.
GG M
>>483153635You need to be knowledgeable with all weapons in order to fit that category.
The only fest I was ever mad about was orange juice, if you like pulp you’re genuinely a fucking psychopath. Why would you want a bunch of weird solid shit floating in your drink? (If it was done in 3 there would be a “some pulp” team which would win due to sopranos fans)
>>483158675imagine liking fruit but without the fruit part, that's you.
>>483158839JUST EAT THE FUCKING FRUIT THEN
>>483158675Healthier for you, gives you a nice mouth feel and a sign this orange juice was freshly hand squeezed & not rehydrated powder shit
>>483159025Cool, but why would you want a drink with solids in it? Do you enjoy touching wet food when you wash the dishes?
>>483158675>>483158839>>483159003>>483159025>>483159205This is why apple juice is better. No bullshit about choosing between types like some weird fruit version of milk, just pour it and drink it, tastes better too.
>>483159205Your next line will be "ice cubes don't count."
>>483159734Why the fuck would they? You won’t accidentally swallow the ice cubes unless you either have a mouth the size of your mother’s vagina or a brain the size of your own dick.
>>483159984You don't accidentally swallow the pulp when you drink juice you know has pulp in it either. Sounds like you're the retarded nigger here.
>ruined a wave due to my Big Shot greedNO REGRETS, 4 OF THEM ADDED TO THE COUNT
panic SR lobby at the rotation
>>483154241GG :) Nice to see someone else in the wild
>>483161358Boss badges were a mistake, encourages griefing
>>483162058Not him, but even without the badges I see a lot of people that will tunnel on the cannon and make the rest of us lose as a result
>>4831615124/4
Any other Salmon rooms open?
I’m surprised Splatoon doesn’t have a spin off of any type.
>>483161358>been playing for a year & a half+ this is my progressDepressing
Post icon ideas. Woomies preferable.
>>483165026Big Shots are just statistically limited by not appearing during High Tide waves that become more common at Profresh and above.
>>483158675Autistic faggot
ggs slom!
GG's Slam!
GGs SR
Only 1 boss? Geez...GGs Panic SR crew
fun rot, wellstring op
>>483166062We would have played more if Goji joined instead of you
>>483165738Not just that but I believe the Big Shot cannon has a 50% chance of spawning during a wave so you either get it or not
>>483166434Yeah sometimes they don't spawn at all, which is good for surving a wave but bad for badge progress kek
>>483166404You weren't in that room
>>483166671>Only three people joining the lobby show up in the pool>Instantly know the fourth person is NonoSounds like I didn't miss out on anything
>>483166523Pretty much, I'm only about to get 6K Big Shot kills myself and that's the last gold Boss badge I needAt this pace I'm sure I will get Zuna's and Boris' badge before Big Shot's
>>483166871Goji doesn't hate that guy, nice try falseflaggerHave feet
kill yourself
take your own life
I feel like 3 is starting to bore me. Any ideas?
>>4831673344 star every weapon
>>483167334play another game
>>483167160>falseflaggerYou're a retard by thinking I'm trying to falseflag as someone else when I just genuinely don't want to play with you
What types of birds live in the Splatoon universe?
>>483167160>nono trying to act like hes someone elsedont you have other /ink/ers to cry over deleting you?
>>483167160Goji and everyone else who isn't retarded knows Nono is a laggy Fr*nch tranny.
>>483167727https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/AnimalMostly common, non-endangered species it seems
>frenchoid shows up>thread quality immediately plummets
>>483167764>>483167920I don't care if you hate me, schizoI will always love you
>>483158675I like coconut juice with meat. They rebranded it to pulp though when meat better describes it.
>>483168406If you don't care then FUCKING LEAVE
Life is starting to bore me. Any ideas?
>>483168725life 2
Remind yourself that woomynes is a silly and insidious splatter.
>>483168406i love you to pieces, that is pieces of you flowing down the seine river
>>483168528I will be here FOREVER and so are you
>>483168795i splat
get out
>>483169043Silly creatures.
Reminder to ignore thread schizos
I just ate a big burrito * OMPH* I will attempt to play, anyone wanna do Open?
>they have a top 500 badge>we don't>decide to play the game>the top 500 player singlehandedly spawncamps uswhy should I not leave the match immediately? matchmaking in this game is a joke
>>483168970fuck you then>Trip Nono, bully Nono, gaslight Nono, lie to Nono, badmouth Nono, make Nono cry, put a banana peel on Nono's non-existant Splatfest float pic and make him slip and fall on his ass on live TV, make Nono ugly cry on live broadcast, scare and startle Nono, push Nono into a body of water, call Nono mean names, slap Nono, tell Nono he's the worst player in all of /ink/, break up with Nono, tell Nono you hate him, yank Nono by the testicle, snip Nono's testicle off, push Nono down the stairs, slap Nono in the face, tell Nono he's a failure, loudly accuse Nono of lagging in salmon run, report Nono for throwing, celebrate Summer Nights and Splatooween without Nono, call Nono a worthless bitch, demoralize Nono, call Nono a cheap tranny slut, shame Nono for his bodily image, make Nono insecure, spend Nonos's money on stupid shit, evict Nono, fire Nono, compliment every other /ink/er besides Nono right in front of xer's face, sabotage Nono's Grizzco weapon to make him break it and land in crippling debt, indenture Nono to make him pay back his debt, avoid eye contact with Nono, push Nono down an open manhole leading to the sewers, make Nono flinch by raising your arm to hit him, punch Nono in the face and give xer a black eye, hadouken Nono, pants Nono in public and expose his smol oui oui to the world, Instant Loss 2koma Nono, smash Nono over the head with a Nintendo Switch, replace Nono's aero with a better weapon, tell Nono that the coffin reminds you of him, make Nono lick up Salmonid "ink", play tic-tac-toe on Nono's fat ass, kick Nono in the dick, slam the studio door shut before Nono can enter, ignore Nono and act like xe doesn't exist, socialize with other /ink/ers while Nono is left all alone, push and lock Nono into xer locker, lock Nono out of the studio and say it was an accident, push Nono headfirst into a trashcan/dumpster, force Nono to main Big Swig, erase Nono from /ink/ forever
>>483170087I'll join
>>4831700872/4! >>483170101They're not invincible, gangbang him with subs, specials, shark on him. He's a lone player>>483170157Haven't seen that copy pasta in a while, tho it was about someone else
>>483170626I drove Joey out of /ink/It's only a matter of time before your fragile ego breaks
>>483170727Unironically hang yourself freak.
>>483170626D/c but no penalty.
>>483170849You first
>>483170727>never played with the thread>posted a webm once in a blue moon>think you drove him outWhat, do you motion your hands to open automatic doors at the store too?He probably just got bored with Splatoon. Sounds like you've built up some retarded ego of your own.
>>483170953Peak nintendo servers
>>483170727i will bring joey backeven he doesn't come back, i will become joey 2.0 by mastering bloblobber, unlearning motion controls and force myself to play stick controls, and take on his persona
joey only plays on splatfests and big runs
>>483170971You’re a genuine waste of space and you know it deep down, and everyone else knows it too.
page 10 can't come soon enough
>>483170087I'll play if there's room.
i dont like how this threads going can we get a new one
>>483171459Opening
>>483171605Slot me in too
>>4831717634/4
>>483171208Projection :skull:
New>>483176037>>483176037>>483176037
Woomy in the darkHungry for breadthat never comes
i could use some nana x nono porn
woomy in the darkshe's been wandering too longthe paint has faded
