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Squid time.
I would like two scientist cephs please.
/INK/ VS /V/: ROUND FOUR SIGNUPShttps://forms.gle/u4jZmep6zufHC3TA8Currently sitting at 12 signups, I'll make a tentative roster within the next couple of threads. After 20 signups I'll bring out the bench for people to be first in line to sub in for no-shows.>what's the format?A Bo5 for each gamemode, where participants will be put on a team based on gamemode preference. With 5 gamemodes to play, that means 20 /ink/ers can cleanly fit on a roster.>when is it happeningJuly 6th 1:00pm EDT.>will this be streamedOf course.If you have any questions, comments, or concerns; I trust you know how to (You) me.
>>483176210
south
waiting for booruanon to fix the booru
GGs open
weyyo!
>>483176661weyyo
GGs open, Depot is atrocious map
I love Aori.
GGs, moving platforms make my brain go mush
Open is so pozzed.
>>483176869you played like shit
>>483176661beebo!!
>>483176869>>483176792>>483176631GGs!
Yay
>>483176784based and good anon...
>>483177231kill yourself
>>483177231CENSOR MY NAME!
>>483177401No need to have a panic attack.
>>483177663He's just having a bit.
Westerners depiction of Pearl is… unique, to say the least
>>483178142Let's face it, they'd draw almost any character the same way. Zoomie westoids can only draw overly elaborate self-portraits.
>>483176037>leaving marshmallow melt on the grillOof imagine cleaning that grill afterward
>Splatoon 3 devs have historically been godawful when it comes to leaning into a weapon's unique traits>Edges are always sanded off because ooh no we don't want to make anything too good>Wellstring comes out>mfw it actually deals an insane amount of damage like you'd expect it toIt's a small thing, but fuck I really appreciate it. They still fucked it up a bit by making it need all 5 arrows for a oneshot, but oh well.
>>483178256The real fuck up was giving it the two worst specials in the game, at the same time.
>>483178253Uh acktually, it's not a grill it's a plancha and there are very good cleaning products that clean it in one rinse!
>>483178426>strong main gets weak kitsthis is what balance is supposed to look like, you stupid squeezerbrain
>>483178603I'm going to pour an entire bag of marshmallow on your plancha grill & melt them
>>483179640Mischievous woomy
who salmn
>>483180769I could play for one or two kings.
>>483179887Some woomies just want to watch the world burn.
fuck off
>>483181141oh yeah sounds coolroom goin up
I love how this game keeps giving me teammates that are allergic to standing on the tower and just lets the enemy ride it all the way to the end
>>483176814Mmmm Aori...
>>483177231>keep missing rooms with barefoot Panic woomyreeeeeeee
>>483182137that was me, ggs
>>483180769Feel me knocking? Let me in
>>483182423Fuck you
>>483182481cmon in
>>483183074I was slow and couldn't join you guys in time
>>483183476yeah we're 4/4gomen gomen anon
>>483183476oh looks like our 4th dippedlet us know when and if you're ready
>>483182226
these four cock goblins block you on your walk home from work, wdyd
kill yourself
>>483184585GOBLINS?!
Woomies.
>>483184073Oh the fourth might been meI tried to join but it was right when you guys started queueing I thinkI'm back now so feel free to open and I'll do one boss
>>483184585draw my concealed flintlock pistols (x12) and begin blasting
>>483185298That's what I call my penis btw
>>483185269wave 3
>>483185393Amogus
>>483185269open
>>483185393autistic girl fit
>>483186017mmm pixls
Ggs SR, I have to go now.
>>483187590GGs man
>it's the "lose ground -once- and never recovered episode
>>483188326Did you rike it?
>>483184158
Wow, I literally can't win today.
>>483186419>>483186017>>483185643>makes an oc told to love sentai shows>barely watched any outside of power rangers when it airedOutch...
>>483187590ggs thanks for joinin appreciate itand GGS salmn very fun stuff always a blast with u dudes
>>483189454I had 6 straight losses today
GGs bros, smooth rounds and gold scale
>>483178253It would just melt off in the fire or burn off. My experience with BBQing with things that stick on the grill. Also you can just crub it with a onion or one of those grill cleaners. Back to lurking I go.
>>483187590>>483190572>>483190647GG's m89s At least we got 1(one) gold!
It's the season of the yebby.
>>483193210More like it's yebby season
>>483194221Yippee! I'm grabbing my splattershot & hunt every yebby I see
>>483195079
>>483195079i liked "secret mirror" more, personally.
What boots would you suggest for this?
>>483195079>not Loathed Callie Fan2 jobs
>>483195435Angry rainboots/enperry boots/octoleet boots
>>483176384Thank you
>>483196156Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
>>483196156Are you seriously watching salmon porn by yourself
>>483196156I get this reference
>>483195435Post ceph first
>>483196156this must be the world's smallest coffee cup
She is carrying my x battles (The Best Player in /INK/)
>>483196156Yebby doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional.
>>483199464Uh sir... this is not Ballin
>>483194221I will shelter any yebby from danger, they must be cherished during the season of the YEBBY.>>483199521Yeps are dum.
>want to play turf>doesn't feel like playing alone>wait for someone in the pool to start turfing & drop on them>was to late they stopped playingWhy can't I muster the strength to solo queue anymore, I start to play X I feel like doing something else even with a winrateI need people to make me invested, I need peers
>>483200089ballin doesn't count because he uses cheats lmao
>>483199464love this screenshotflopper scarf..
>>483199464>She
>>483201395Yes she! Woomies are girls (I want to have sex with them)
Thank you for freshing me it means a lot
I will love her and keep her safe
>>483200830You're in "that phase" of game fatigue
>>483200830Just play for catalogue points, leveling gear. X rank grind is not fun when you get bad matchups and or trolling teammates. Even the best players that play in tourneys get shit matches so just go next game
>>483201395>has
>>483201194>t. still cant prove it after two years
Anyone wanna Salmon?
>>483204530>t. there is no proof of him not cheating
We can go deeper in 4. A pretty pink bow/ribbon for head gear.
>>483206267Really good woomy
>>483200830Been a while since /ink/ made a 8 player turf roomI still remember the last one
anyone wanna open at the hour?
>>483207993Thingken about it.
>>483207993Mayhaps
>>483207993>mahi/inkblot tcthink i’ll pass this time.
would you still love your woomy if she played nautilus?
>>483209439yea
>>483209439I would be so proud that my woomy picked an honest weapon.
>two Hydras and two Clashes on the same teamActual forced loss scenario.
>>483210393For which side?
Sorry he has risen, told pigeon I'd playToo bad that game had a dc, GG! Let's play later!
>>4832079933/4
>>483210393>playing hydra or clashYOU are the forced loss scenario
>>483206267can you draw full Nelson ankles behind shoulders woomy
>recent battles went into a negative ratio again
>>483213795post woomy
/ink/ this is you
>>483213916Uuuhhh
Who wants to slom at rotation for dailies/1 king?
>>483215069good woomy
Ok I'm done with Range BlasterClunky piece of shit unless your team is winning
>>483215856I'm down.
>>483216430It's just the teams we fight that are too agile, regular teams get mowed down
https://x.com/afmspm/status/1797696757067059635This JP is not human
>>483216887Room's up.
GGs open!
>>483217465GGs!
>>483217131At that point you should be part of the dev team.
I found a color coordinated outfit I made a while ago, I think it looks even better now than back when I made it. Too bad I couldn't get the weapon to work.
GGs OpenI think we unleashed all the frustraction from the earlier matches into this one & crushed those poor guys
>>4832173743/4, (You) me if you want in.
>>483217559You
Oh well... have fun you guys
>>483216430RB has the skill floor underground, but it actually does require finesse to use against people who aren't knuckledragging retards, since you get into its deadzone and they're toast.
>>483217619Opening.
>tfw no more bosses spawn
>>483217510Weapon is good. Player is issue.
>>483206267Can you draw it
>>483219879Didn't say the weapon was bad lmaoHow would you build and use it then?
Rip>6B2SNice. GGs ghoti.
GGs SR.
GGs Fishermen
GGs fsh
I don't believe I'm physically capable of reacting to bombs. I don't know why others can do it but I can't. I have been playing shooter games all my life and have 2k+ hours in Splatoon alone. I don't know what to do anymore. I am beginning to think I am just physically unable to improve my reaction speed and I don't know what to do in a game as fast as this if that's the case.
On average, around how many days a year is the air temperature in Splatsville 100 degrees Fahrenheit or higher?
>>483221945use your ears
This woomy is feeling blues, too silly for the other woomies she feels lonely, she considered splatting herself
>>483222005>japanIts mid 90s but dont forget the humidity which makes it 100% worse
>>483222636DO IT WOOMYJUMP
>>483222636bluemy...
>>483222471How do I do that better?
>>483222817Guess that would describe Inkopolis (and my real life location except upper 90s instead)But Splatsville is in the desert so it would likely be hotter and drier.
>>483215069Cute woomy!
>>483222636Woomy should splat herself by running into Scrapper trafic akd make a big splash
I'm playing like shit, my mind isn't in the right place tonight
>>483225052Yeah, you need to get back into the groove of things and lose.
>please look at this one image that i was able to take in 2 years of playing that makes me not look like i'm shit at the gamei wish he had friends just so someone could pretend to give a shit, maybe then he'd stop shitting up these threads begging for attention and false flagging every day
kinda cute
>>483225052Do you want us to congrat you? Do you want us to tell you those were all assists and you're shit? Do you want us to say the opponent team were low mmr feeders? I can't tell anymore with youI think not just me but many people here are tired of you and how you use this threadI can tell by how much you play there isn't much else happening in your life but you're using this place like a teenage girl would begging for any kind of attention, kind of pathetic for a man your age & we're not going to give you any more of it. Maybe stop playing and try to better that shitty life of yours? Just maybe...
>>483225052now do it on a 2300 power match
>>483225659huh, I never noticed that eight's shoes are modified octoleet boots with the laces taken out and a zipper added
>>483225864would it make your pp hard?
Octolings are now required to wear dolphin shortsI dont make the rules, sorry
>>483226176dolphin shorts barely match with anything, spats are better
>>483226312more leg showing
>>483225052>tonight
>>483226262knowing what her eyes actually looks like recontextualizes every cutscene with her, looks like she's about to cry half the time
>>483225474>>483225764Ahah there is no "bettering my life", I'm a proud failure! And I'll keep failing with a smile on my face! Thank you anons for those kind words! Made me pumped up! Almost lost that smile!
I grow tired of Nonoctoro.
Took you this long?
>>483227091I'll never grow tired of you
>>483226804It's interesting you post Goggles from the Splatoon Manga, his character is exactly what you wish you were but fail miserably at being.
me when i go 23-0 against literal bots (children) in tw
>>483225659It’s more expressive than what the games do but god this looks uncanny, like some weird oc ‘tism shit
>>483228714its cute and makes me want to rape them
>>483228768didn't your mother teach you not to do that
>he didn't block the french againNo right to complain
>>483229162bonchore wee weeauf veedersayn
>>483230717>freakazoid when he unfriended nono
>>483231603Does she like her sex rough or gentle?
>>483231718100% a freak
Lucky...
>>483231718Yes.
>>483231828Like asking to choke her & stuff?
>>483232231>asking to choke herDas it mane.
>>483232462Yebby is right once again
>>483232449>someone finally used ityippee
>>483232231that's on even-numbered days, on odd days it's pegging time
Would anyone be interested in some Anarchy Battle Open at the hour?
>>483233451Perhaps...a little...
>>483233451I’ll consider it.
>>483233451I was gonna join but someone else asked me to play.You'll have to carry me next time, good luck to you guys tho.
>>483233451*He* should be asleep by now, joining!
>>483233023Why did you force your woomy to say this
>>483234062that's not my woomy
>>4832334514/4
>>483233451why did you delete me from your friendlist?
Woomies getting old and called cringe by zoomies.
I'm gonna make a game with woomies and veemos in a sauna naked
cmon do better me
I just fucking cant tonight, im sorryGGs open
GG's Rz!Open 3/4
how do i make my character look like a jojo
>>483237472got room?
>>483237698Opening
those were some scary h3s.
>>483237621You can do some Best Value Jotaro with the amiibo gear and one of the catalog hats. Need to find a good Joseph fit.
>>483239247wouldn't would would wouldn't would wouldn't wouldnot gay by the way
>>483239247Sex with Beika and Lionel, the one weyy I will lust for...
>11 tristrikes
>>483240554They're the equivalent of missiles in 2
GG's Openeers!
ggs open!
>>483240001how can anyone find beika attractive
>>483239247fish pubes?
>>483239247Finn is peak
>>483241143I don't understand how someone could not find him attractive.
Is hotlantis stock completely random or on a fixed rotation? If I bought something a few weeks ago but now I want 25 more of them is it possible they'll show up again soon or will it be really a lot of days and nights until
>>483242084Lincoln Loud lookin' ah
>>483242279Dont make me watch childrens cartoons.
>>483242237it's randomalso, the most you can have of something is 10
>>483242084That is a child.
>>483242574>it's randomThis is great news>10I wanted a full case of not-beer but I think I can get the point across with 10
>>483242279You guys need a new one...
>>483243648Cal-arts lookin ass
>>483239247Where's the sexy seaweed?!
>>483243739Ok, fine, that's a new one, I'll take it.Still, Beika sexo.
0 fanart of the best member of C-Side why
>>483244403
Marina recoded the parallel cannon for a more “appropriate” use
>>483244858Yes
>>483245029Acht programs her own Marina based on her own nostalgic memories, only to have her leave as well
Is there a higher-tier support loadout than dapple dualies with beacon and tacticooler or is it the tops? I wanna be as support as squidly possible
>>483246301Yeah its called snipewriter
>>483246301>short range dualies>no sub weapon to help with lack of range>prone to dying before it paints enough for coolerIt's not that great.Snipewriter gets more Coolers, and so long as it stays safe in the back it will often be a safe superjump spot.
>>483246301yeah, there’s snipewriter if you can manage to not fall asleep from how boring it’s playstyle is
>>483246516*Dynamo>>483246301Join the roller alliance. Get up on a high perch and spam ZR and paint the world with dynamo!
>>483246534>>483246516I see what you're saying with staying back and that is probably the true best support. I guess I'm kinda hybrid because I like being inside the splat zone or on top of the tower to facilitate easy jumps and/or keep us in the game in clutch time when I need to, and my longrange charger aim is terrible.>>483246998I was a roller main in 2 but somehow I'm terrible at it now. I will try that out tho because at least with roller you can get in there and fuck up the momentum with brute force if you need to. Dynamo seems hard tho cause it takes an entire calendar year to charge a fling
>>483247735>Dynamo seems hard tho cause it takes an entire calendar year to charge a flingthat's because you can easily play dynamo in mid. I known rollers have the reputation to be frontline, but swigger, flingza and especially dynamo have range for inking.If you want to be TRUE support. Put ninja on your gear, and be an anchor. You ARE your team's beacon. Throw down cooler and then back up, take some highground and support your frontliners with horts. And if you can aim, verts, which turn you into a sloppy charger, of sorts.
>>483247735Heavy Edit might be more your speed. Plays more as a midline, can flex as an anchor to be jumped to. Paints a lot, gets a good amount of coolers.N-Zap is also a good cooler option for a frontline playstyle. Good paint output and suction bombs are great for denying areas.
>>483248135I'm gonna try that out. I always conceived of rollers as being frontline but I'll try standing back and see how it goes. I also have a snipe writer I bought really early on I never got gud with so I'll use that to help me get better at aiming and see how that goes.I hope in 4 they add something new for supports because it seems like cooler is the only true support option for specials unless you count bubble shield
Friendly reminder that E-literfags should be drug out onto the street and shot.
>>483248763>heavy editI've been trying to get into the splatlings more so I'll try that out. Sometimes I do get overextended with the dualies so being able to hang back might give my team more better access to coolers.>nzapI forgot about that one. It's one of those guns that seems too accurate so I paradoxically always miss everything. The suction bomb is a good secondary but the mobility wouldnt match the dualies so it kinda evens out. I'll try it.
Food and drink tickets are kinda mean desu.
>>483249909It's the ideal economy. Money cannot buy more money. Money cannot buy greater status. Only the random chaos of god (State) can give you a bump into a higher echelon of existence. It is FAIR and JUST.
went and embarrassed myself in front of all of these freelancers by not knowing what to do for goldfish. no idea. either I've never gotten goldfish on this map before, or I've always failed.
>>483250825Happens to all of us, you'll get better at it anon, I believe in you.
>>483251001no man, tell me how to do it.I won't get better at it unless you tell me what the strat is.because currently my strat is "rescue one (1) other ceph, and then die. And if we fail, it was last ceph standing, therefore it's their fault."which isn't a good strategy.
>>483251149I don't know much about SR strats myself, I just wanted to show some support.I'm sure some anons here know what to do better than me.
>>483250825>goldfishI'm assuming you mean glowflies? If so, head to the back area and form a firing line, and in a pinch you can jump from one side to the other as shown in pic rel, constantly redirecting the swarm.This is a pretty bad rotation for the traditional gunning them down, so you may find yourself using the jump strat a fair bit.
>>483251708yes. glowflies. goldies. gold flies. goldfish.huh. I use that strat for grillers. I wonder if I got the two mixed up. Or if it's the same.thanks
>>483251997Nta, but let's play sometime, it's always nice to help others in SR, or at least try to.
>>483252187I appreciate the offer. But I want to do my reps and actually get good instead of just having ink carry me. Once I can comfortably carry most freelancers, in profresh, I'll be content. And then it's on to king farming after that.
>>483251997You can bait grillers on this wall, then jump up at the last moment
>>483251149Are you talking about goldflies where they attach to someone and the horde zooms to them, or the Goldie where you have to pop the spigots to find the goldie? In the case of gold flies, just fucking run and hope your team kills the train of salmon running at you. Dont stop running. Dont try to fight, just run. In the case of the "find-the-goldie", look for the spigots around the map and shoot them to pop them until you find the goldie and then shoot it for eggs. Rinse and repeat.
>>483252367I wouldn't call it "carrying" since I'm not good myself, I just think your desire to improve yourself it's charming, so it would be fun to be there and see yourself get better.But alright, I hope we can play some other time then.
>>483252619Any /ink/er (any) is better than a freelancer.
>ink>sweat>tears3 loss. 68p.
>>483255736Story of my splat life.
I was just randomly matched with an /ink/er I think.If you're here, gg. I wasn't paying attention, but afterwards I wondered, "Is that our [name]?"
>>483256056in what game mode
>>483257223woomy, black and white kicks, the silver grizz glasses. marina top.
>>483257427that was p
https://x.com/cam_ping3_bau/status/1797154389939114072
>>483257661it wasn't a P, it was L.
r8 this team comp that destroyed us
>>483259164inkbrushes lowkey hard counter dapples, you did as well as you couldshitliter and shitilus tho, unforgivable. naut is the best gun to kill brushes with.
>>483259164>three little fast shits that go literally everywherehate'em
>>483259323>>483259406Didnt get as facestomped as I have been before so it coulda been worse. I would bet the other team had active comms or some prior practice together so I don't really blame my team for being disorganized since we're just randos.>naut is the best gun to kill brushes with.Good to know - seems if you can stay back and elevated you can deal with them easy - dont let them get the drop on you or see you downhill.Good learning xp
my floppers bring all the yebs to the yardand they're like, ...ngyesh.
if order won, would they have made the umbrellas look more like riot shield
>>483259164that 3rd pablo didn't even do shit lol
>>483268969Nails is my favorite shop character in the series
>>483268969anytime someone starts yurifagging up the thread, it's usually me
>>483270614Nuh uh, it's me.
It is no longer Yebby Hours
kill yourself >>483270787
Slom for 1 king?
>>483274593Sure.
>>483274745Woomening up.
slom 3/4
ggs slomong
>>483278327Ggs.
>>483278327>>483278381ggs slommers
>>483278327look at that fucking fishthat there is a good fishfuck yeah, amazing fishfish
>>483278479die
can coexistence really be achievable
>>483276039WIP (wife in progress)
>>483279491Only through sex
>>483279716Heh.
>>483279491I do this all the time
>>483280339You meant to post YebbyxVeemo
>>483280339>>483280875this is how you get mutts, get ready for it in splatoon 4 everybody
>>483281162Gobboobies...
>>483280339>woomweyythe best (and rarest) 24 pairing.
>>483282183Weemo! Voomy!
Show the builds saved in your Freshest Fits tab /ink/
Me and the good woomy I pulled by being fresh.
>>483282183>splatoon 4anon it's already too late
>>483280339>>483282297>>483282591Worst and blacked-coded pairing. I don't get the anon saying it's rare, it's posted here far more than any other pairing here. It's also wrong because while the other agents can be whatever, 8 must always be female. >>483280875This is is ok.
>>483283293Can you stop acting like a genuine faggot
Hit me with a (Mr.) coconut, brother.
>>483283658GT you don't play much lately
Why has there not been an official release of the side order soundtrack yet? Are they waiting until they can include all the other post launch songs instead of throwing them in one of the concert CDs again?
>>483283749B-but I just played a bit today... on Anarchy Series...I love Reef-Lux, by the way. I missed it. It's so good!
skullgirls but /ink/
>>483283649I know right? Octoed is super hot.
>>483286012Now dont you start either
>>483287242what?
>>483287935So it was a fake splatfest reveal, I feel dumb now
>>483287778Nothing, just don't understand appeal of this "octoed" thing. No interest in starting an argument tho.
>>483288296When weyyo caresses the body of woomy, her flaps get all inky
>>483288039I thought the idea of a summer fruit Splatfest was dumb but jokes on me the real one is even more retarded
I don't truly care, it's just an excuse to gaze at muffin tummy.
>>483287463What? I thought you liked picrel >>483280339
>>483288814Navel gazing is bad
>>483288814Okay.
>>483288039I bet you feel dumb for thinking they'd give Shiver and not Big Man lemons.
>>483289009It's only bad when it's your own navel, other navels are fine. Callie's especially so.
>>483289069With how little they characterize the idols during splatfests, nah I wouldn't be surprised if they did
I legit don't know what are you retards on about this time
>>483290684Navel gazing and octoed woomy(sexy)
>>483270614based...
SR gear for July
Anyone wanna SR for 1 Chungus?
>>483300551Sure.
>>483300551Sure, finishing up
>>483300824>>483301004Room up.
>>483300551>>483301004Ready to join
>>483286012>>483280339How do get an /ink/ gf with a tummy like this?
Everyone in?
>>483301607Is there still room?
>>4833017051 more spot, starting Wave 1 rn.
>>483301705Opening up soon, be ready.
Ggsr!
GGs Salmonators.
>>483306296>>483306342Ggs.
Anyone wanna SR at rotation?
>>483307828I don't feel myself so good, but will be up to it.
SR room 2/4 starting
Porl...
>>483312046porl perflat
>>483268969I feel horny for a fellow inker's ceph
>>483312046Porl pits...
>>483312707my dream would be a series of /ink/ doujins featuring all the /ink/ cephs not necessarily fucking each other but their compensated dating/ntr/getting raped adventures after turf, open and sr. in the end it all culminates to a giant orgy
>>483313703If I had drawfag skills, time and autism I would make it happen
>>483314797I've helped several friends get into art, you could just try doodling a little bit. Doesn't have to be god tier, as a lot of anons here care much more about content than quality.Who knows, you could inspire an actual drawfag
My ceph is dumb, ugly and not-silly.
>>483240554>enemy has two of them and just chains them together
Flopper time.
>>483315529Eh, believe me I tried, but like most endeavours in my life it fell victim to distractions and lack of consistency. Forcing myself to do like 15 minutes of drawing every day at regular time just seems like a physical impossibility (though I can spend literal hours thinking about doing it, while doing nothing).But thank you for encouragement. One day, one day, maybe, I'll act upon it.
GGs M
>>483318869GGs comrade K! Very nice shifts.
>>483318095Protip: Draw between your queue times. After an hour of playing open or other pvp modes, you'll accumulate 30 minutes of drawings.
Anyone wanna do more fishing at the hour?
Man the update cycle for s3 sucks ass. There's nothing to talk about a few weeks after a season starts.
>>483322680Sure.
>>483322801Room up.
>>483323129Got space?
>>483323357Ye, open.
I wish to draw, but I need that list of cephs that got into the pb kold couldn't get into. May I please have the list of names? You don't have to post the cord picture just the names.
I hadn't seen a default yeb hairstyle for a long time until today.
GG's Salmonators!
>>483249509Good luck getting in range before getting shot yourself lmao.
>>483327698GGs.
>>483319126I don't think I have enough of a zoombrain to switch tasks every 30-60 seconds lol.I say drawing is something I'd really like to do, but if I really wanted to do it then I would find time and attention to do it. So maybe I don't really want it. I don't know. Most of what happens in my life is driven by inaction, because I feel too tired and too anxious about results being not good enough to commit to anything.
Thank you for Carrying me!
>>483176814
>>483182226>>483188860
GGs L!
>>483327698>>483332521Ggs.
look what I found looking for references https://octism.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Characters
>>483333353pretty sure the middle is not an oc and just an /ink/
>>483333353Wow, this is totally outdated.
>>483333353>unironically using fandommust’ve been dark times for this thread
/ink/ers doing the Fukkireta dance
>>483334906Already been done lol
>>483335190may i see it?
>>483335715Now when I think about it it was probably just one inker, and no I didn't save it sorry
>>483336241You fucking cocktease
>>483336241it's also not on the old booru either.
>>483336452embrace the darkness
>>483336452https://youtu.be/r1850S590QU
>>483333775No they are, they're just more private about it and kept their autism to discord which unfortunately leaked to the threads because shitposters will shitpost
>>483337024senda is also just a shortening of their name. they played with the thread.
>>483337378Oh wow really? No fucking way! Thanks for the old information that everyone fucking knew about dum shit, they're an OC and created OC around their woomy end of
>>483337916wrong
>>483268969any time someone starts yurifagging i close the thread
>>483232462lol, xitter troonies dont consider the post they make politics
woomemi!
>>483340698>>483341293>>483342224would minus paruko
update takes a while
Dead threadDead game
Personally? Yebby.
>>483344067Jimmy is such a stupid name
>>483345638Apologize to Jimmy or else...
>>483345806make ME
>>483338745They do when it's convenient
>>483347494this current generation is so quickly offended by non issues. what would happen if you took one of these gen alpha types and time traveled him to the early 2000s
Salmon at rotation for 1 king?
>>483347905Let's rock.
>>483347789They'd literally shit themselves then an hero on the spot.
>>483347905Sure
if i had the ability to draw id draw rape of my teammates or any eliters after each loss
I wished you'd an hero lol
>>483347789Honest discourse and proactiveness are also impossible for them now because muh anxiety and triggers, I'm willing to believe that people like them have panic attacks when consuming too much media that doesn't feature smartphones
>>483347905Yup yup
>>483347905Name?
if people want i can host a second room for SR, 1 king.
>>483346368This yeb will stare at you until you apologize.
>>483349134Go for it
>>483349069I'm the bad one.
>>483348094>>483348134>>483348771Woomin up.
Second SR room going up
GGs M for Open
who the fuck is sunny?
>>4833500852/4.
>>483350318looked like a rainy clone
>>4833500853/4, you me for spot, going for a king.
The forced weyyo queue...
Good king kill A.
>>483353376GGs G, nice gold.
GGs slim
>dc'd at the score screenJust pretend my hologram gave a farewell Booyah.GG's Fshers!
>>483350106GG's, bruddah
ggs woomer fishens
>>483354176cute feet
>>483354176>missed panicwoomy feet againreeeeeeeeeee
>>483354176Woomy/10
>>483354176GG's M89s!
>>483354176kill yourself
>>483354247get in line
>>483354247they look the same as literally every other woomy feet you retard
>>483354247its ok you dodged the fat fetish freak fat chicken scratching artist
>>483354669
The thread really goes on a slow pace today
>>483354486
>>483356674It's healing
>>483356809kill yourself
>>483242720Panic regularly molests children.
>>483240001>>483241143>>483242084Mfs name is BAKERBAKER lmaooo
licking woomy toes. I bet itd be like firm jello
>>483358056I don't find this sexy
>>483358105gomenasai...
>>483358056This goblin is incredibly arousing.
ceph tummies
>>483359236
>>483359384
Pearl tummy when?
>>483359384wish we had the skirt from octo expansion for this outfit
>>483359874Pearlwoomy tummy
>>483360248oral fixation. the fetish that something like 75% of people have, but don't know the name of.
>>483360425kill yourself
>Winning game>entire lobby slowly poofs one by one>hurrdurr this counts as a loss hope u rike it
>>483360460
guys im stupidhow do I hang a hat in the locker? I put the hooks on the wall but it doesn't work
>>483361357Sex
Anyone up for Salmon at the hour?
>>483361583are you a cute woomy
>>483361950I have one yes.
Salmon Room 1/4
What's the current turf war meta? Still stamper/zap/snipewriter/reeflux? Heavy Edit and CDS?
The splatfest gear doesn't show up in the store even for upgrades, right? Hate that the Trifecta Hi-Tops are the only Converse I own that aren't 5 stars.
>>483363314>turf war>metaYou're playing against literal children the fuck you mean "meta". Just play what you're good at and you can stomp.
>>483363404just use snails to upgrade them
>>483363404snails?
>>483363404use slugs
>>4833633143 of one thing and one of another thing
Is it beeb season?
>>483363736
>>483363930kill yourself
>>483363993This one was worse. We only got 15.7% kek
Salmon Room 2/4
>>483363628>>483363634>>483363680Was hoping not to, but I guess I'll splurge whatever I have left after I'm done making this set.
>>483364003Why are so bad at your job? All you have to do is make sure your posts are directly below a pair of feet.
>>483363930Beeb season was two seasons ago.
>>483364992flopshredder sexo
>>483364992kill yourself
>>483365825Erotic autistic mutant woomy.
GGs late night OpenGetting ready for the tourney
>>483365954sema's woomy is cuter than Panic'sYou can't change my mind
>>483365954kill yourself
>>483365954???Where was my invite?
>>483364992Petite well toned woomy when?
>>483366602Marie doesn't like polygamy
>>483365954GGs
>>483367429Gross, ugly, unsighly, despicable
>>483366416
>>483367429wife.
>>483367750hot
GGs Salmon!
>>483364992Cute woomy, thanks.>>483367750I think this might be your best yet.
>>483368371GGs bro.
>>483368375yw, and ty lmao
I feel bad for those who get favoritism from the fatfag of all drawfags
>>483370964there are no other drawfags
Rare good veemo
>>483371398>we are all sinners deserving of deathwhere in the bible does it say this
>>483371217mspaint anon is the only one that matters
>>483371217There are at least fivethree of which I can nametwo of which I can name that does not include myself.
>>483367429Draw me next?
>>483371672I see you were not raised Catholic. Christianity has a lot of different flavors. It's all bullshit, but with interpretation and different translations of the Bible, you can shape the message into whatever you want it to be.Be better. Be an atheist. Be men of science.
>>483372447I'm not that artist I just repost most of their work
>>483372491tips fedora
>>483372498Dont care. Draw me NOW. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not a drawfag because my drawings are bad and that's fine.
>>483357297WELL, I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH BAKER.
I call it the 777 fit (the sauna hat is white and pointy funny like the kkk and jackpot are deemed racist to the fanbase)
>>483377590kill yourself
How is she so good in x-battle . . . Does everyone else really just have a skill issue fighting splatlings?
>>483378918>she
>>483379165she makes my pp hard and is a woomy so yeah she
>>483378918kill yourself
>it's your best piece of gear>it's ugly as shitJukebox songs for this feel?
>>483372491
>>483379915make new gear
#1 woomy: plappy sky and squinting#1 veemo: snakeysneak
Can you guys post screenshots of the cephalopods faces up close? Pretty please?
>>483383630Very upclose
>>483384427Unironically really cool, but I'm looking for face/expression references of characters. Can't play nintendo vidya anymore.
>>483383630
>>483383630Would anyone open? Slom? Anything?
>>483385267Woomy’s now of legal age
>>483381459Jukebox songs for "make new gear" feel?
>>483385267sad day for Splatoon Xitter
>>483385623Turf war. In 10 mins or so.
>>483385870almost 20 now since that photo was taken
>>483385267woomy is too old now
>>483383630>>483378918Draw me.
>>483385623So uh, TW room is open if you actually want to join.
>>483387613Sorry went to do something, booting up now
>>483387291perhaps only if you post a woomie smiling
wtf happened there
Gonna be honest with ya M, your woomy is cute. Also, hello Y. >>483388369One guy from enemy team got disconnected.
>>483388417>hello Y.'sup>One guy from enemy team got disconnected.I also had connection unstable for like half a minute at the start, couldn't move after spawning
Stealth slappers burn in hail
GGs TW friends even tho we got robbed at the end. I gotta go drink now tho
>>483390106GGs!
>>483390106Geegees!
>.52 ragequitting when they started to loseMusic, sweet music
Hey Y, I need a smoke break (And buy food in the store for tickets).
>>483390938All right, I think we just missed other, I'll join you after this match
rina modded herself into her favorite game (she is severely autistic)
>Needing a smoke break after 1 turf war.Smoking isnt cool. Stop smoking.
>>483392348I always smoke when I woke up. And yeah, it isn't cool, but I need it.
Anyone down for Anarchy at the hour?
>>483392881unlike alcohol addiction, you can quit smoking cold turkey.
We continue.
GGs M and N! I wonder if playing (and winning) turf a lot will help me not start Splatfest from the bottom tier bucket this time.>>483393195Would like to but need to be up early tomorrow. Good night!
>>483394054Oh, well. GGs! And good night.
GGs R!
Oh, you are not done.
nobody told me how fun woomies were to draw
>>483395335Just getting another food ticket, thought I might be fast enough to sneak back in
>>483395790post them
them
GGs R and N!
>>483396493GGs
>>483390106Yeah... Happens!>>483396493GGs!
Exceedingly rare beeb/weyy art
I’m in the mood for analyzing replay codes or giving out tips if anyone is willing to bite.
>>483399661Any tips for playing with carbon roller deco?
>>483399661How do i win with dowsers in turf
>>483399661Nah I stopped caring about ranked. It's just a skinner box I don't enjoy anymore.
>>483398336I NEED AUTISTIC CHINESE SPLATOON HAG WIFE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
thinkin bout callies butt
>>483402985Callie-butt, you say?
>>483402003Two things come to mind that I think most people are not considerate of:1. If you have an unpainted flank route near or in your base, it might be worth swimming back to the fight when you respawn and painting the flank along the way. Consider it as insurance if things go wrong and the other team starts pushing, if it does happen you can flank quicker and more stealthfully now. Painting also helps build zooka, a long range special that can help you contribute sooner when swimming from spawn.2. Take advantage of explosions on both teams. The visual obstructions can help you disappear to shark more often. Friendly explosions also give you a new pool of paint to swim in. I find most people dont expect someone to jump out of a suction bomb explosion and what not, unless you start spamming it of course.
splat1 queues>turf>5 ranks of ranked6 total, 2 options, 5 mil soldspla2n queues>turf>6 ranks of ranked>5 ranks of salmon run12 total, 3 options, 10 mil soldsplat3 queues>turf>open>5 ranks of series>2 divisions of x split by sub-2k and 2k+ each>6 ranks of salmon run17 total, 5 options, 10 mil soldsplat4 needs to downsize
>>483403189mmm, yummy big callie butt
>>483398491>>483398634kill yourself
>>483403764first image doesn't have feet, shiver's are covered by the speech bubble and the goblin's are hidden under water and out of sight. can't even get right the one thing you've autistically set out to spend all your free time on lmao
>>483403346>1Oh, I came to realization of the first tip a while ago (But I'm not using it often). >2Huh, was never thinking about that actually. Some chaos on the battlefield can give me some "windows" to attack. I also watched how people on high ranks are using impact bombs very often (I can even see why).
>>483402467After maining this thing my genuine reccomendation is just to play something else. TL;DR its a great learning weapon but the option select requires so much to play at peak potential. Switching playstyles constantly for the smallest things is mentally taxing, and the unforgiving turret mode is mechanically taxing.But if you want to play it anyways I reccomend sticking to maps good for midrange. Bring a special charge up build and harass with burst and dual fire from long range. If someone approaches then roll back and paint in front of you to create a buffer zone. Do that til you hsbe your special and then repeat.
>>483402467>in turfdon't, turf sucks and dozers suck for turfbut in general, it's a mix of gloogas' "roll out of where they can't hit you and into where you can hit them" and squeezer's long range keepaway, with more emphasis on the latter. use their range and strafe to bully small guns around, and if they force their way in use the roll to stop them from outgunning you. dozers' base firepower is lower than jet squelcher's because of extra inaccuracy, which doesn't matter when you outrange the other guy but matters a lot when you don't, so don't get caught doing the wrong thing. unlike other dualies, dozers can't "spear" people with an aggressive roll forward, but they can still surprise people around corners.
>>483405875also, short mode has good paint but it eats your ink incredibly fast, so use sparringly. ability to claim ground fast can be important in a push but mind your uptime. it also has a bit more range than 2-liner shooters, so you can be a gloog-like ghetto splatling against small arms, though again, terrible efficiency. overall, it's a balanced squeezer.
>>483398491face full of goblin boobs
>>483406157I recognize your typing style. Why are you so autistic about douser dualies?
>>483409582i'm autistic about splatoon's entire weapon roster.
>>483409839It seems like you specially mention douser and squeezer together a lot. But if its really just every weapon, do you have any meaningful advice for the carbon deco anon?
splatoon 4
>>483365825My wife
I'm genuinely seeing callie drawn brown more often than white at this point
>>483412897silly bimbo squid getting tanned
>>483393261>unlike alcoholpoint and laugh at this spineless worm
>>483412985Mmmm grilled calamari
they're called surimi in japanese because they're a diverse group... oooh...
>>483413289>>483393261sort of a weird thing to have a pissing contest over. neither tobacco or alcohol are good for a person, and they're both notoriously difficult to give up, once addicted to.
>>483391675Hey, that's pretty goo->giant steve fapping in the backgroundFor fuck's sake.
>>483411846i mention squeezer a lot because it's a travesty of game design that invalidates a whole class of weapons AND an entire range bracket full of varied weapons of several classes. imagine a diverse claid of weapons where every single one has a downside to play around, and then that fuck comes and doesn't just have no meaningful gameplay-related downsides but outright has more range and mobility than them while still keeping respectable firepower and top-tier kit privelege. dozers are just the closest thing we got to squeez in general, a lot of traits, tools and gameplay and role implications that are nearly identical. they are among the strongest mains in the game, and also at the same time almost entirely outclassed by squeez. it's not even the case of nova where they just made a shit weapon that has zero reason to be used over anything else (much less squeez), they've made a weapon that is like a mirror image of squeezer from a land of balance and smart game design, looked at how it's been recieved and how it performs, then looked back at squeezer and just said "hmm, 10 more points to special". >carbon decoreally hard to use or justify right now. very turf-dependent, likes small tight close-quarters maps and slower metagames, which in a meta of crb in every game, cooler's quick respawn pushes and splatoon 3's overall map design are all hard to come by. it's a patient, all or nothing weapon, nothing can stand up to it in close combat and it can really snowball if it gets its way, but it has a hard time getting into close combat itself and sitting in the same spot doesn't do you any favours. roam around and look for opponents doing strategic mistakes or people to pick up on in other people's fights. awareness and prediction are key. knowing map angles and how to optimally use your toolkit (two flicks and a bomb in many combinations) is nice too. overall, it's one of those weapons that are hard to describe in words, it's best to watch good players use it.
>>483416020also, make good use of burst's chip damage and the vert, they have deceptively long reach. if you do it raw you'll get punished but in team fights they are invaluable. burst bomb direct and long range vert also combo into each other but it's pretty hard to do.
>>483399661Share some Ucover replays, I like seeing and taking notes on how other people play it
>>483418568Stop posting me.
i do love a good woomy
Fat bottomed weyyo
>>483418703u will be Fresh!'d and u will rike it
>>483418890faggot
>>483412504
yebs
>>483420153yuck
>>483418890juicy
>>483420153Goth Woomies!!!
>>483417835I have the perfect replay for you to watch. In the first one this blasterfag was bagging my teammates and I got revenge for them. I shoved that Ucover up his ass and opened it.RCNY-X06E-GLUY-FP4DRFM3-0T18-NP9J-N2XVIf you’re taking notes I think the most important parts to look at are the boring parts before the splats. I believe one of Ucover’s greatest strengths is that it “wins” in situations that are usually stalemates so I try to play around that concept. I’m more than content to just take turns painting the same area back and forth with the enemy. Because I can do it safer, I can do it with more ink effeciency, and I can usually build special faster too.
>>483420472she looks uncanny and unnatural
fat veemo needs mobility scooter!
>>483424037fat veemo has been on a diet and exercise regime
>>483424250fat veemo ruining her diet and having to use a mobility scooter again!
>>483421996Its just where she is wearing her floppers that throws you off.Perfectly normal woomy
>>483424250It was a sauna jacket instead.
>>483421590That first match had some solid Reefslider splats, it's such a game-changer once you realize that it's more consistent at getting splats when you blow it up mid air or in tight spacesI'd say that you should be setting Ink Mines up and moving them around more often however, Ucover is a main that works hand-in-hand with its subs and not only you gain extra turf from triggering them in advance but also can locate opponents with little to no riskThanks for sharing anyways, I always like seeing how otehrs make my main work out for them (also nice Atelier_nia2 getup lmao)
>>483412897Tanlines and gyarufication are the only acceptable reasons to do this
>>483428987>Gyaru PearlI never knew I wanted this till now
>>483429449never enough gyaru cephs
>>483430795She really makes me feel things
Marie sex
>>483430795I feel nice things when seeing summer Marie
let's say you were dedicated enough to get ten of every locker decoration from the ShelDrone and Cypher.at that point, would they only give you cash from then on?
>>483436002You'd still occasionally pull random Ability Chunks and Food Tickets but yeah repeat decorations are worth like 3,000 once you're maxed out at 10 of whatever you'd get for that day.
>>483436002https://www.youtube.com/shorts/U9qZR-So8bgYeah you can see here how maxed out decor gives you money just like repeat banners/emotes
It felt like we jumped 4 or 5 times in the moment.
>>483438914>Splatted 21yoGayman!
>>483438914Squids in their natural habitat, being silly.
>>483438914shitter
>>483439173That they are
>>483439630cry about it and post that selfie of yours again
The only bad thing about spla3n is that Captain 3 gets a cool poncho and you don’tWhat’s the point of an apocalypse if you don’t get to wear cool shit?
Yebby thoughts, only lewd...no pure.....
>>483429896If only gyaru wasn’t extremely ugly in real life
>>483440259>expecting anything from 3dpd
Beebo
>>483440407I prefer the male equivalent.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M
>>483440667yeahyebby sengen
>>483440551This beeb looks like the kind of girl who puts lights and a horn on her reefslider.
>>483406920woomy
>>483440854I can hear that Ed Edd n Eddy horn sound already
kill yourself >>483440551
>>483440551She will be shunned from the community for using a shitana and going 0-30 in an S+ rank match alhamdulillah
>>483441660Jesus christ it's been 10 fucking minutes what the fuck is wrong with you today? Do you even care about feet anymore?
>>483440749>>483440667a splatoon-themed clip where it's aerospray rg, painbrush nouveau and maybe gold dynamo yebbies with special charge up obsession would work great desutypical stereotypes, got the right hair, weapons fit, even has a spirit bomb disco ball part that would work with the actual booyah bomb
>>483442327Makes me wonder if you can have one letter names so you can have G A L Oalso picrel isn’t tanned enough
>>483443136you canbut do you want to be O for a month?
>>483443510I’ve been Dedan for 3 months
i won't play splatoon 3 until they remove cheating weapons (splatanas, panic win button specials) and fix the netcode
>>483444586Dying to a shitana is what the zoomies would call a “skill issue”Imagine dying to a melee that does chip damage when you have a gun
>>483444859are you lost, gachatard?
>>483444812Your gun is sploosh
why are westerners so obsessed with feet?
>>483445429>westerners
>>483445592yeah, anglos would be more accurate
>>483447670in my experience it's usually italians and french who are into feet
Let's go jackpot!!! I love white people!!!
>>483444812ok let's conveniently forget the fact they outrange any gun worth using
>>483444812>Dying to a shitana is what the zoomies would call a “skill issue”>Imagine dying to a melee that does chip damage when you have a gunLet's forget that stamper can camp you under a ledge and just tape you when you're in your base and has an extremely long range and also zipcasters
>>483448321French anon here, I'm not. Americans here seem to be the most into it.
Stamper is just a blaster with more mobility
>>483448321>italiansin this thread?
>>483451921/ink/ pretty much has people from any country
>>483452173Erotic goblin.
i just want to grill for cod's sake
>>483451921Ewww you're saying I have italians in my friendlist? Yikes gives me the ick
>>483452728Will go in 5 mins.
yeah i'm Italian what of it
>>483452887just lmk
yebby hours?
>>483453387Les go.
>>483453391forgot pic
>>483453631geddin
>>483453984I'll play
>>483454475we wave 3
i remember when this series was good
>>483454475cmon in
>>483454619I’ll join too.
>>483454724Woah, never noticed that Tim shopped there...
>>483454965oh were you H?
>>483454724It died fast back when it was good too.
>>483455131If you’re 3/4, open when you’re ready.
>>483455402wave 3get reddy
>>483454724The only time splatoon was good was when it had bunnies. Playable squids were a mistake and are highly unfuckable.
>>483455131Nah that's someone else, I was the first reply>>483455402We just finished so opening
salmn 4/4sory if someone didnt get in
>>483454724are you kidding? the trailer for 2.0 was horrible and brought abysmal hairstyles, and even worse, 2.1.0 had clams.
>>483455897If youre so sorry draw my ceph being fucked by your ceph Im in here but pick whichever you want >>483177231
>>483454724>2fags are still this delusional
>>483454724This poster is nice but I would recommend using blender instead of SFM.
>>483456047No you're not
>>483456375Anon did you get dropped on your head as a baby?
>>483456047I haven’t drawn Broybit yet in that style.
New>>483460809>>483460809>>483460809
What
Woomy on my cockTHE BITCH FUCKING ALL NIGHT LONGGET PREGNANT YOU WHORE
woomy in the darkdeep below the sewer gratesmachinations lie
