Functional Game edition>What is Dead By Daylight?Dead by Daylight is an asymmetrical multiplayer (1v4) horror game where one player takes on the role of the Killer and four players take on the role of the survivors. The survivors objective is to repair generators and escape. The killer's objective is to catch the survivors and sacrifice them.>What is Killer Klowns from Outer Space: The Game?Killer clowns is an asymmetrical multiplayer (3v7) clown game where three players take on the role of killer klowns and seven players take on the role of the survivors. The survivors objective is to collect items to repair exits and escape. The killer's objective is to capture and kill survivors to usher in the klownpocalypse.>What is Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Game?TCM is an asymmetrical multiplayer (3v4) horror game where three players take on the role of the Slaughter Family and four players take on the role of the Victims. The Victims' objective is to collect items to open exits and escape. The Family's objective is to kill the survivors.▶ NEWS>8.0.0 | Dungeons & Dragonshttps://forums.bhvr.com/dead-by-daylight/kb/articles/452-8-0-0-dungeons-dragons>Dungeons and Dragons Chapter Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcizzog5WBo ▶ RESOURCES & INFORMATION>Official website:https://www.deadbydaylight.com>Patch Notes:https://forums.bhvr.com/dead-by-daylight/kb/patchnotes>Wiki:https://deadbydaylight.fandom.com/wiki/Dead_by_Daylight_Wiki>DBD Icon Collabs 2019-2022 Downloadhttps://mega.nz/folder/fVsimD5Q#pJFswH6vEfPOI-4VO32ScwPrevious Thread:>>482768924
Sex with Wesker.
I've never met Skull Merchant. How is it playing as and against her? Is her power decent? I got enough shards to buy her.
>you're older than I am and still immature>Your swf has 40,000 hours in the game and I only got 1000 and still won>You put more hours in this game in a day than I do in a week and I still beat youQuietkills on SkermzYour thoughts?
>>483050189>Lara Croft not even the old oneWhy is she in dbd? Her franchise is not even horror.
>>483091175Have you seen her new game? Its just someone's poorly disguised snuff fetish with how many different and brutal ways there are to die in that game.
>actually have a decent fucking match for the first time in days>only two cakes so I get less BP than in the shitty matchesGay.
>>483090719Genuinely laughing at how fucking pathetic Skermz is.Like holy shit he is unreal.
>>483091738You know the meaning of gay, right? So what's exactly gay about what you just said? In what way is it related to homosexual practices? Or are you using it in an archaic way to mean happy? Doesn't make sense either way
>>483091995Gay hands typed this post.
>>483092124 you're still mentally stuck in middle school
>>483092267Okay fag.
>>483092416Thank you for proving me right
>>483092473You're welcome.
lara is such a fucking skip lmao, she looks so bland
>>483091620Ok but how is Tomb Raider horror?
>>483095309Sounds pretty horrifying to me. While we're on the subject, can zoomers even define what horror is other than suspenseful music and jump scares?
Yeah I hear ya. Too much sex is a bad thing. But Wesker keeps offering. It's not like I'm gonna say no!
>>483094480Who
what franchise do you think would be a good choice to crossover with Dead By Daylight?i would like to see a Garth Marenghi's Darkplace chapter.
>>483096969Scooby-Doo.Now that Vecna's tower had those portals they can repurpose that for the classic door running gag.
>>483093054I just love family photos. Makes me feel warm inside.
>>483095309By your logic, how is Skull Merchant, Knight, Trickster, D&D or Nicholas Cage horror? Anything related to dark themes, gore or torture is included in the horror genre. I don't know why so many people only want jumpscare or slasher shit on dbd.
>>483098864What about Soma family photo
>>483099768Soma deez nuts
>>483099768It wasn't programed to fuck its sister
>play with an autistic female thats into me>shes too retarded to bring a cake>too retarded to ever bring an item because she likes to horde things>run the killer for 4-6 minutes every much because they are low mmr retarded like her>1, maybe 2 gen pops during this time while they have nothing else to doi hate women so much in every aspect of their being bwos. i completely understand why men beat their partners.
>>483101465Why do moids say shit like this and refuse to accept that the life partner they're looking for is a man
>>483101465You actually think she's into you? Ok buddy whatever you say.
>>483101624Maybe, hopefully. Pretty sure I'm straight though. I wish I wasn't. I just had to rant a bit sorry.>>483101681i've turned her down before :) tried to get with me while i was dating someone else
>>483093054>that forehead
>>483104517Runway for smooches desu
>>483104887
>teammates didn't bring cobblerI forgot to heal and unhook and sorry I left as soon as the last gen popped bye!
hello,fuck off.sincerely,your raid target
If you didnt bring adrenaline don't expect me to save you in the end game
>>483099468Please for the for the love of all that is good in this world stop using Nic Cage as an example of not being horror. The man has starred in plenty of horror movies.
>>483091995what a supremely gay post
>>483091175>>483095309It’s not, but it seems like they’re just taking whatever they can get (or rather, want) at this point. I guess Vecna really was the precedent for this shit>>483096138Anything that seeks to elicit an intense feeling of fear, shock, or disgust in the audience? Pretty simple >>483099468>Anything related to dark themes, gore or torture is included in the horror genre.Are the new Doom (the new games) also horror to you? It’s clearly not just that.
>>483105589they’re so cute…
>>483096709and what a good choice it is!
>>483113563I can't wait for the influx of new fanart when the TV reboot drops.
Sexo with david
>>483089712i tried her out recently and shes strong and very fun, now one of my favourites to playpeople hate going against her for some reason though
I like playing against nurses, blights, spirits and billys that are good but not amazing
what can I do if someone is following me and revealing me as ghostface
How it feels to give hatch to the p0 dwight that did nothing to help their team and hid the whole game
https://youtu.be/q6rig2_LnMA
>>483122341Still won though.
>>483122341you still have to search around the map for itnext time it could spawn like this..
>>483124505Gee I wonder why people dont use totems huh??
>lara slopwho asked for this?
why is it that survivors will find a way to deligitimize my hits and downs in post game chat, even after i lose? it makes me feel sad and want to cry. i worked hard that chase and you say that it doesn't count and that it was just luck or lag or that i used a cheap trick. i think that is very sad, and that people should think before they say mean words to other s :(
Buffalo Dykes on The Game?In MY DBD?I DON'T THINK SO SON!
>dev quote on the loading screen is from an animator>talks about how the animations are DBDs heart and soul and are key to the horrorThey think highly of themselves don't they
what's the best build for billy with no addons?
>>483127884poppain rescorruptgrim embrace
>>483128552you think? with his mobility i was thinking ruin undying and something else
>lara croft >not ellie from tlou or clementine from telltale's twdHow does Lara Croft even remotely enter BHVR's self proclaimed "horror hall of fame"?
>play killer, matched against a Twitch streamer>solo but teammates are extremely altruistic so it's hard to tell during the match>get genrushed and hit endgame with only three hooks/two NWO stacks, they're on death hook>try to tunnel them, end up going after someone who won't stop bodyblocking>camp, trade a couple times then move someone to another hook (farther from gate)>twitch streamer, who healed and opened the gate by now, immediately unhooks in my face when I'm about to turn around>manage to down them, avoid a sabo'd hook and barely get them on>they start screaming about how they needed to escape, how they have to stay up all night now and how I should feel happy to have my one killWhyWhy didn't they just leave if they were on death hook and supposedly needed to escape
>>483127724Artists are always full of themselves.
>>483130213well? let them win, dude. why are you trying to get kills, he's streaming for gods sake.
>>483130213You won't see that from Twitch killer streamers.
>survivor only chapterchoo mimimimichoo mimimimichoo mimimimi
>>483126152one of the devs probably>>483129252because it just does ok??
could've gotten sydney prescott or Nancy Thompson but no we get Lara Croft instead I dont even think BHVR gives a shit anymore they just wanna reach out to other companies for networking and building a reputation or some shit
>>483130213Don't kill anyone. It's better for the stats of that killer and as long as they know you could have done it multiple times you've won.
I love how its always the ones who play in most cancerous way possible that have this on their profile.
>>483142119also the ones that spaz out the hardest and get their ego hurt the most when someone plays cancerously against them. like the people that have PMA in their name in dota.
>3 gens done in a minute>in a 5 cobbler game>but if the killer tunnels and camps im going to the forums and complaining that killers are ruining the event by playing sweatyEvery single BP event is like this every single one
>>483141234It wasn't a killer I normally use and I don't really care if that particular killer gets nerfed
>>483142838i mean i'm bringing bp perks and getting 4ks because the matchmaking puts me against noobs. in normal queue i get sweatsquads. though late night when the bonus switches 150% to killer that's when i get sweats in event queue.
If put into a trial with the pig and forced to endure typical SAW style shenanigans, which survivors do you think could actually take it and survive?
>>483149067i'd take pigs strap in my ass and if i cum the sawtrap goes off idk im horny
>>483149067It depends what kind of trap it is there's endurance traps, thinking traps, sacrifice someone else etc but if we're going "you need to stick your hand in a blender to get the key" thenResident Evil Survivors all of them.Ash WilliamsEllenAlan WakeBillYuiDavidTappCheryl
>>483149067Jake, Bill, Ash, Leon, Jill, Ripley and Gabriel maybe
Isaac Clarke would be such a good survivor but nah lets have Lara Croft instead because...idk also they'll fuck up her face 100%
>>483149727sex sells
>>483149727I prefer Isaac doesnt die to teenager or woman with pig mask
>>483149803We're well past that Leon and Ash getting killed by some random crackhead with a knife is already established
honestly I was hoping for a non-licensed character or something funny like Fortnite Jonesy>>483149849yeah youre right
>>483149727At this point I'm sure dbd will just grab about anything. I wouldn't be surprise if we see Final Fantasy next since that was in the survey of what collabs you would like to see and Final Fantasy XIV is a huge game with a large lgbt community just like DBD.
>>483149067Since only Yui, Ada, and James are really deserving of being in a saw trap I'd limit it to those.
>>483150717What about Yun Jin also Feng and maybe Ace
>>483127724makes me think of this dogshithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9gFsU4jTQM
>>483151407Forgot about Yun Jin & Feng. What was wrong with Ace again?
>>483151708He's a gambling addict
>>483150717Isn't Yun Jin also on that list? I don't actually read the lore, I've just heard she's a bad person or whatever
>decide to bring dead hard>9/10 killers wait for itHacks? Usually before killers immediately swing but now they all wait like 4 seconds for it.
>>483149067Ace would probably make it through, given the beating he took in his tome lore
>>483152306You probably have a tell. If a survivor doubles back at me mid-chase and they've been hooked I'm going to assume Dead Hard and delay my swing a little. You might not be quite as obvious but if something seems a little too coincidental the killer might try to bait it outAlternatively, if you use any other exhaustion perk then killers are going to assume you aren't also running DH
What kind of boring subhuman unironically plays artist?
>>483152489I run balanced landing with it and i dont even look back before i activate it but they almost always wait. Is there a cheat for killers to see surv perks or is it just bad luck?
>>483152306Its become a habit for me to wait it out. I even do it before a first hook because I forget and operate on auto pilot.
Why does Hag have an even lower pickrate then Freddy anyway
>>483153189It's Freddy
>>483152625She's fun when you go for bird shots/cross maps. But she's way more effort to play then she's worth imo.
>>483153189Why people dont play more hag is beyond me she's extremely strong
If you back out of the game after being cocooned or klowntality'd then you should be timed out for an hour. If you back out after escaping you should be timed out for ten minutes. Congratulations, I've saved Killer Klowns.
>>483152306we had literal years of mandatory bait dead hard training
Tbh killer powers should just be disabled while in a chase like the fact that so many killers can mess with looping is so unhealthy for the game frfr
You think empathic connection worth getting out of the shrine since it's about to get buffed?
>>483161986If you're going to use the perk, buy it. It's the only one of that survivors perk I would use.
>>483161986If I see that one of my teammates has empathic connection idgaf... Parental Guidance is the more fun Yoichi perk
>blight tells us our team ruined his game because we werent willing to playboo hoo lmao dont play iri add on blight in the party mode
>>483162459would you have not ruined his game if he was playing clown or trapper
>>483163250we wouldnt have stood in a corner, no
>>483162459Are blight's iris even still good? They've been changed 7 blightillion times so I cant tell
>>483163578he is still miserable to play against, they didn't really do anything. Nurse or blight makes us all stand in opposite corners
xth for the one and only dinobabe
>>483130213How dare you play against a streamer, don't you know tahts their livelihood. You can't just kill him on screen, what if his fans see this and they don't renew their subs next month?! YOU ARE LITERALLY GENOCIDING MY INFLUENCER RIGHT NOW COTEEEEEEEE
>you can hear all stealth killers from a mile away>You can't hear the skull merchant at all when she's undetectableThat's the only problem I have with her kit honestly
>>483166192>>you can hear all stealth killers from a mile awayThis is bad and should be changed but survivors rather face blight and nurse.
Is Lara Croft confirmed? She's not really a horror franchise at all, but I don't want to look a gift horse in the mouth...
>>483166868>She's not really a horror franchise at allAnd real life actor Nicholas Cage is?
>>483166192>chuckly keeps doing the low murmuring laugh even when he is made undetectable through a perk and not even in slice and dice mode
>>483168862no but hes really funny to have in the game
>>483168862Quit horsing around... you know what I mean.
>>483166868I hope notwhat would she even do? there's no horse or dog dicks in this game
>>483149067Any of the Resident Evil survivors could power through any of the traps with ease. Ash probably could too. Bill could probably do anything that doesn’t involve exerting himself too much. Silent Hill people would probably fold like paper. I wouldn’t trust any of the originals barring maybe David or something either.>>483149727Isaac needs his own full chapter though. Cote would be crazy to miss out on some Necromorph goodness. >>483150449Yes. See >>483113420
>killer is farming but not really farming or is he and then he kills everyone when they're offguard
>>483152625The kind of people who do math for fun>>483154608She got nerfed and isn’t as strong now
>>483168862yes
>>483163673New dinomommy content just droppedhttps://files.catbox.moe/8kwx0f.mp4
What is the actual strategy I'm supposed to use against a swf when playing stealth killersI can't sneak up on anybody when they've got a full cctv network covering every inch of the map
>>483172235Which stealth killer?
>get 500 cakes on Vecna >think it’s a lot >check twitter >tons of people with 2000+ cakes>tons of people at P100So, as a player of 8 years, are we reaching the point where Prestige and the “blood point economy” are reaching a tipping point? It seems like everyone’s like 50-100 prestige at this point with unlimited BP and ultra rare add ons and shit
>>483175305also I know he’s been out for a month at this point, but I’m only just now getting around to playing Vecna He’s a lot of fun and a breath of fresh air. I feel like I properly have the tools to win a match and always be doing something. Almost like an easier Pinhead
>>483175917I just tried playing 2 games of him for the first time, idk he kind of felt like ass desu.
Damn I love losing because one faggot decided to spend three minutes doing bones.Really helped the team out you piece of shit.It was some shitty meme Mad Grit build Trickster IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CAKE.
>>483152306Nah man I have killers wait all the time and I don't run it.
>white ward>brown BP offering>killer map offering (Lery's)Yeah EASY dodge fucking EASY
>>483152306everyone fucking runs it buddy. it's time to wait for it again.
>complain Lara isn't horror>oh and Nic Cage/DnD is????No they weren't horror either you absolute fucking piece of shit cock sucking son of a bitch.
Dead hard should be a three time useBlood Rush should be a two time use
>>483177773laura's real issue is she's just such a nothing boring pick.The only thing that's gonna save her for me is her perks and if she gets a ps1 model skin.
>>483177773Then why didn't you complain at the time, are you just mad about Lara because she's a girl and you're sexist?
You should be able to set party pallets while being carried.
>>483170229killer gives you pity points before killing you
>>483179006I DID COMPLAIN ABOUT THOSE AS WELL THIS IS UNRELATED TO MY HATRED OF WOMEN
>try to play TCM>slaughterhosue>everyone is out by the time I reach the main part>another lobby>four-man squad all with the same name initials (clan)>i leave the lobby>3 minutes timeout for leaving a lobbyOkay.
I'm still mad about the Pharmacy and Calm Spirit nerfs.
Do survivors think it's cute when I send my killer to their home turf for a fitting setting to our trial
>>483179181that just further incentives remote hooking
>>483180514Only if they're mostly playing along too i.e. James & Heather on Midwich with PH.
>>483180730So instead of using it every single time it's available they'll????????Huh????????What would they do instead of using it as much as humanly possible??????Educate me please I'm here to learn??????
>>483181713I'm sure it's possible for them to use it more.I don't use it every time it's available
>>483177773Lara being horror or whatever means fucking nothing to me what pisses me off is there are SO MANY other good candidates for a survivor only chapter that ARE from horror and was just skipped over for her
>>483182440But are your preferred survivors guaranteed to make a deadillion dollars the first weekend they release?
What's the most hideous cosmetic of all time and why is it this one
>>483182440name 10 better candidates
>>483183197The Felix belly shirt is way worse than Final Fantasy Haddie.
>>483183197no
>>483182664>>483183271Isaac ClarkNancy ThompsonSydney PrescottDean WinchesterKirsty CottonSally HardestyMulderScullyAlyssa from Clocktower 3Rick Grimes
>>483183271NTA but I'll give it a shotElviraSvengoolieVampira (honestly a single horror host survivor with multiple skins would work best IMO but I gotta pad this shit my memory sucks)Ben and Barbara from Night of the Living DeadMia from the Evil Dead remake (could also just be a legendary skin for Ash tho)Macready from The ThingThe Walking Dead charactersMelanie Daniels from The BirdsThe humans from JawsStephen King
I would kill to get Ethan Larson(aka Almo2001) as a survivor over laura.
>>483177773Stop using Cage he has been in a ton of horror movies you are not using a good example retard
>>483185052>>483186032>Isaac Clark = IP needed from EA so good luck getting that for cheap.>Nancy Thompson = NoES content is lacking supposedly to do with IP difficulties so Nancy would be no different.>Sydney = GF isn't Scream's GF so it could be an IP issue.>Dean Winchester = Not enough money in it.>Kirsty Cotton = See Nancy's issues.>Sally Hardesty = TCM is a thing so not yet.>Mulder & Skully = Disney owns them and they're amicable to crossovers.>Alyssa = 14yr olds so no.>Rick Grimes = Based but worse than croft.>Elvira = Based, probably cheap and profitable if Sable taught them anything.>Svengoolie = Wild card with low profit.>Vampira = See Elvira>Ben & Barbara = Based, but IP ownership for the original is a minefield>Macready = Best idea so far>Walking dead = AMC so unsure how they do IP licensing. Decent popularity?>Meline Daniels = Based but low profits>Humans from Jaws = Not likely>Stephen King = Has distain in adaptations of his work.
>>483186032>ElviraFantastic. The problem is, do zoomers even know who that is?
i know my life is doomed and i'm going to hell
>>483187619My idea for The Birds would be with a crow rework or a set of new crow perks for killers.I don't know if the The Birds license would be cheap enough to justify it though. I agree that it wouldn't be popular but at the same time it's 'prestigious' so I could see it being expensive.
>>483188395jump off a tall building or bridge
>>483187619yeah but getting access to lara croft was easy and cheap
>>483189943>Hero Wars got access to her, a virus mobile game.Unironically she must be very easy to get with.
>>483189943Didn't her rights get sold recently? Gotta make back that money.
>>483188023absolutely not
>>483188023Does it matter? She's pure sex and her sales would make Sable's look like chump change.
>>483191384No Crystal dynamics is doing terribly right now so rights are cheep this year is the year of the fire sale because D&D was probably Really cheap
>>483192927i dont think zoomers remember lara croft as much as you think, plus she's licensed. if she looks cute and has good outfits she'll sell great though
If a woman doesn't have a solid jaw and forward growth/side profile she doesn't matter#cromagnon women mog
believe it or not but sissy is a chad factory
i drew kate. i really like her hair and perks
>>483197494Now draw her getting vored by dredge
>>483197494cool style, if you drew that
>>483188395>be attractive white woman with large breast, blonde hair and blue eyes and a modeling career >decide to chop your tits off and try to look like a 5’1 boy why do women do this? You literally have life on easy mode and yet they choose to go insane
give me a dredge build
>Alan's only good perk is in the shrineAnd none of you bitches told me? I just saved 500 auric cells thanks
>>483205551hey, was just thinking about playing that guy.lethal pursuer, bbq, jolt, sloppyottomarian writing for the nice combo with lethal, then maybe malthinker skull or calendar depending on playstyle
I haven't played in a while. What's the hot shit right now?
>>483206443the one jane just unfurled onto my chest
>>483206443Hillbilly is the best killer in the game now
>>483205551Undying, Third seal, Ruin, Face the darknessI like hex builds even if they get instantly nuked sometimes
>>483206443pain res pop grim embrace corrupt on every killer, hardtunnel someone out of the game
>>483205995nigger i thought it was deadline fuck off
>>483208110Deadline is a khia perk be fr
>playing with the same p100 Jake three matches in a row in solo queueAnd he didn't last long in chase against Bubba, Blight or Vecna so what the fuck is up?
>>483210096the prestige rework was 3 years ago anon
>>483210276wait fuck i mean 2 years sorry, either way. also there was a crazy blood moon bp event as well as anniversary event, there's gonna be a lot of terrible p100s running aroundi heard they're making blood moon a yearly thing instead of chinese new year too, so that's neat
>>483210096prestige is not indicative of how good someone is
>>483210096you're so god anon so fuckin good. you ownd thtat jake goood job,
>>483210681Are u drunk
>>483210096I wish my Jake was P100...
>deerstalker>Sloppy butcher>Knockout>Save the best for lastTime to slug as Wraith
>>483216312He's not bad to slug at all. There is a Wraith named peepeepoopoo who goes around and just slugs everyone and is using a cheating program to get into ttv lobbies.
Haven't played in 15 months, kinda feel like reinstalling and giving it a go again. Quit after 1500 hours when skull merchant came out. Played both sides. Would anyone recommend doing this?
>>483226062That’s a strange name…
>>483206515O.O
>>483205206>be attractive white womanLet’s not get crazy here. but yeah sissycucks can’t stop losing
>>483226062Oh no no peepeepoopoo bros I thought his build was infallible...
>>483197494Cool Kate man. I like your style.
>>483175305i need to suck on those milk trucks
>>483228796It is but he is very infamous on NA west. He never plays normally and you can tell he doesn't have a soul.>>483229178Of course he doesn't always win, but you can tell he is cheating running some kind of cheat programs and for certain a sniping program, because I never get this guy unless there is a ttv in the lobby.
>>483177773Nic has been in horror movies and DnD has campaigns made for horror stuff though.>>483187619>IP needed from EA so good luck getting that for cheap.Maybe not that much but it depends I guess.also better as a full chapter >Not enough money in it.Toss up. I think a decent amount of people still remember him. >Best idea so farBetter as a full chapter>>483188023I just know her as the spooky sexy goth milf
>>483090719He needs to top me
>>483231194top = playme = a different game
they should instead of lara croft put in rick dagless from Garth Marenghi's Darkplacewith a sanchez legendary
If Lara Croft is announced I can finally have another girl to post AI sloppa pics in this general desu
>>483235347pregnant BILL
>>483235705there's no data of most DbD characters outside of Resident Evil characters so I can't generate them in SD :(
I've literally not seen one instance of survivors benefitting from this event mode in the same way killers can hook you in the top floor when you were in the exit gate on the bottom floor
>>483236802*pins you down on the bed*Now you benefit.
>>483236119Its okay I just draw it myself
>>483237301It takes me 30 seconds to render a 1024x1024 image then upscale it 2x to 2048x2048 per 4090. With two of them, I effectively can draw four Jills per minute. I doubt you can match this pace by hand.The future is now, old man.
>>483236119Try Cheryl (or, some say Heather).
>>483237792Yeah but I don't want Jill so its of no value to me
>>483237792>I effectively can draw four Jills per minuteYou mean the program can make them for you, you aren't drawing anything.
>>483239208Deus omnipotens et misericors,Pater noster qui es in caelis,Protege nos, quaesumus, ab omnibus periculis.Custodi nos sub umbra alarum tuarum,Et defende nos contra omnes inimicos visibiles et invisibiles.In te, Domine, speramus et confidimus.Sis nobis turris fortitudinis et scutum inexpugnabile.Per Christum Dominum nostrum.Amen.
>>483240454sid the sloth lookin mofo
>Let’s not get crazy here.>but yeah sissycucks can’t stop losing
>>483205206lmao wtf is that jaw. also my wife is a 5'10 chad factory. her son just cant lose.
As a straight biological woman, I dont know how some men can swear they're 100% straight like surely with how good looking some guys are they all have had gay thoughts
>>483243458Shut up and get pregnant
>>483243458it's mostly just homophobia, desu. majority of people are insecure of being seen as gay
As a straight biological man, I dont know how some women can swear they're 100% straight like surely with how good looking some girls are they all have had gay thoughts
>>483247648Well simple, women don't have anything to pleasure another woman, but men have a penis and a pleasure spot that can be accessed with a penis up their ass
>>483089484Trying to force myself to enjoy DbD because my friends enjoy DbD and I don't know what killer I would be into. Is Trickster any fun?
>>483247648most women I've spoken to about their sexuality say they're bi
>>483249363 most men I've spoken to about their sexuality say they're straight but would let a guy suck their dick
>>483249714I'm not so desperate
If we're getting Lara Croft then it'll probably be the Sweet Baby Inc version devoid of any breasts. Can't have any nice things with these despicable french-canadian devs.
>>483248042Fingers exist anon
>>483250704Men have longer, thicker fingers
>>483250396Hopefully we get skins that give us the Lara we know and love.
>>483250951That wasn't the statement
>>483178174>>483186137who the fuck is laura
>>483250396she looks native american 8n this pic
8 fucking years and they still haven't added a way to see what perks my teammates are using in lobby.
>>483154608If you have one survivor going around, following you and disabling your traps when you're far enough away while the other three do gens it's one of the most miserable experiences in DbD. Similar problem to Trapper but Trapper is at least a 115% killer so using him without a power doesn't suck as much, and Trapper has an add-on to re-enable traps over time so someone who REALLY hates that style of counterplay could make a build that mitigates it
>Dumb cunt starts getting a little spicy in the allchat>Forgets that her name and face are in her steam profile that she forgot to blockWould be a shame if someone sent all the racist things she was saying to her friends and family wouldn't it /vg/
>>483166192>you can hear all stealth killers from a mile awayAnd killer players have been bitching about that for a very long time.
>>483254040just a couple more years
>>483256089reminder DBD mobile has had this basically since it released
>Bully Squad on Badham>After the first Locker Stun I just afk by the gate all game so they have to do the one thing Bully Squads hate most (Playing the actual game)>Still manage to get a 1k
is this thread exclusively baby killers or what
>>483256089That's insane. Bhvr might actually be the most incompetent devs around.
>NOOOOOOO YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO MORI ME IT DOESN'T COUNT IF I DCcry about it monkey
>>483226821I think both sides are somehow more miserable than before.MFT is dead (thank fucking god) but on the killer end sabotage builds are insanely good right now between toolboxes getting buffed and background player getting "nerfed" in a way that actually makes it even stronger than before. Decisive Strike is a meta perk again, Iron Will is going back to 100%, Distortion still singlehandedly cucks aura if you don't devote your full build to depleting its stacks, and BHVR nerfed a fucking truckload of killer slowdown perks at the same time without doing anything to gens or survivor gen perks. Save the Best for Last is a dead perk and Sloppy Butcher is outright D-tier now if you're just using it to hit-and-run like before, so M1 killers are worse off in particular. There's also a new anti-three gen mechanic that limits the number of regression events that can happen to a gen before it can't regress any further for the rest of the match, so killers are pretty much forced to tunnel to deal with rush squads.Survivors are objectively better off than before in a mechanics sense but are probably having some of the worst experiences ever because killers, in response to everything else, have upped their tunneling and slugging games 10000% to compensate. The slowdown nerfs mostly lead to killers stacking even more gen slowdown into their builds to make up for the difference. Weaker killers can't compensate for their bad powers as easily so people use the stronger killers more often. It's all fucked up
>>483259231shut the fuck up and dance for us, stage hazard
>>483257939>You were poppin all that good shit last game Renato! Now look at ya! You just got double Mori'd!
>>483250396Absolutely soulless compared to this version of her. Now THIS is peak Lara.
>Play pig>Survivor tries to boop>Just down them>They suicide on hook>Another immediately DCsThis killer is free wins from how often shit like this happens
>>483261089le goodest gal piggo postoot :3 le piggy piggohehe he le boop le piggy le snooty xdur rite i mus like piggerina le cadeheheh le oinker ee me boop lesnood piggy lenboop snoot toot!!lle piggu post xd yayya le cute piggu le piggy boopy snooty post xd dddd pig oinker el oink :333 oinkoink my mod hehehhe boop snoot le cute piggu oinker piggerina :)) then el litt le kitter n le snek come :))) le roar n oink le qt n comfy le meg n dwighty n feng go ith le snoot ;))xd oinker n roarrrrpig goes oink oink they fo comywhenle meger n claudia go boop xd le snoody n piggu le oinks xdkitty go meow n piggy go oinkF***KINI>CXDHOLE HAYLEAND I WANT THOSE>THO<SE :)FUCKIN?T1?KA?OOOOINKERS?SNOOTYU? IN MY BOOPYRRRR??ROAR????HHEH HEH HEHH....EL PIGGU OINKER POST? :3 ? YOUUUUU> gONN BoOoOp LE snoot oinker piggu piggy piggerina
Let (her) in
>>483261435we live in a sausage....
Play IDV
>>483263026If the devs wanted me to play it they'd release it on PlayStation
>>483263192Don't you have computers?
>>483263261For work, but games are for fun and relaxation. For that I do it from the comfort of my sofa not my desk chair
>>483263597Wireless controller connected to your PC for playing from your sofa? You guys are hopeless...
>>483263663Nah that sounds like too much work. I'll just wait for the console port
>>483263770But you'll miss part 2 of the Saniro event!
How's killer as a whole in dbd compared to 4 years ago better or worse?
>>483264394lets see, 4 years ago we had ruin, and now we have zero good gen defense perks while survivors keep getting more and more gen perks, so how do you think its going.
Human killers can't even compete
>>483264146Is this DBD but for girls?
>>483264780It's DBD for people without a self- flagellation fetish.
>>483263597>games are for fun and relaxationIf you think that why are you playing DbD
>>483263026The Chinese and 12 years are too hard for me to beat.
>>483265223lot of fake gamers in this thread.
>Singularity buff happens>See them more often>Because they were so rare most people don't know how he works or how to counter>They get wrecked repeatedly >They complain and bhvr sees Singularities stats are too high now>Buff gets reverted and the killer disappears againI can see it so clearly
>>483265398They'll revert 90% of the buff but keep some small part, so survivoroids can say "he's so much better than before, they just made him a bit more reasonable" like Vecna and BHVR won't re-buff him
>>483265398Quasimodo that you?
>>483265382Don't you have chairs to go Sabo just so the The hunter can fix them 10 seconds later?
>>483265781Truly you are all too low IQ to comprehend the mind games that occur when it comes to perfect chair sabotage timing
>>483263026Does it have a cute girl that wears glasses? This is vital and I won't touch a game without it
>>483266465That's (You)_______________________ , Anon...
>>483266465She's not my type, but...
The poster below is very cute and you should cuddle with them and fall asleep holding each other
>>483264769
sissy will never leave me
>>483268278EoS soon
>>483268457cope harder dbdcel
Sissy is made for big Grandpa cockShe pretends to love you but sneaks behind your back everyday to get fucked by him in the hopes of getting pregnant with her own uncle/niece then saying it's yours since you're such a pathetic schizo cuck
Nurse's first blink should be considered a basic attack but the second blink should be a special attack
>>483268906t. retarded slut who never played vs Agi + Starstruck Nurse
>>483268906Just what this game needs, Nurse giving BHVR justification to shit on M1 killers even harder than they've been doing
>>483127884when I do use perks on billy they are pure chase perks so that I literally do not need to do anything except chase survivors and hook downed ones>pain with agitation >lightborn to ensure each down can immediately be picked up risk free >deadlock or grim embrace as per your preference billy moves too fast for info perks to be necessary, just go to where your game sense tells you they are and they won't have time to hide
>>483269776I was the one playing starstruck nurse with infectious fright and I would drop survivors just to get value immediately
>play killer>kill 3 survivors>shut hatch>go look for the last one>you find them like thisWhat do?
>>483268707>dbd out of nowhererent free + 8k hours
>>483270624same thing I do if they start playing bardic inspiration or have positioned themselves somewhere 'silly' or are otherwise pleading for mercy. nod at them and let them escape and get my next +rep for the collection
When Elodie made dinner for everyone at the campfire, it was the most wonderful and delicious meal any of them had ever had. The crazy thing was that all of them requested a different meal, and Elodie prepared and cooked every last one in good time. Each survivor thanked Elodie personally... except for Feng. "I'm sorry Feng," Elodie had said, "but I could never harm a dog. Instead I will make you some gamer fuel!" It was the best hotpocket Feng had ever tasted... but after the meal, she strode past Elodie without a word and her nose up in the air.
>>483271801
>>483274335In the lush, verdant heart of the African jungle, a curious bond is forming between two unlikely companions. Here, Rebecca, a young woman with a keen eye for the wild's wonders, has discovered Elodie, a chimpanzee whose playful nature and endearing appearance have captured her heart.Observe as Rebecca gently places her hand on Elodie's head, a gesture of affection and curiosity. To Rebecca, Elodie may seem somewhat dim-witted, yet there is an undeniable charm in her antics and a captivating innocence in her eyes.Elodie, though perhaps not the most intellectually gifted of her kind, possesses a unique appeal. Her cute, round face and the softness of her fur invite a sense of tenderness and protection from her human counterpart.Rebecca, drawn to Elodie's harmless demeanor, finds herself engaging in a ritual often observed among primates: the headpat. This act, seemingly simple, is rich with meaning in the complex social world of chimpanzees. It serves not only as a form of physical comfort but also as a means of strengthening bonds and establishing hierarchies within their groups.Yet, in this interaction between human and primate, there is a mutual learning. Rebecca, through her fascination with Elodie, gains a deeper understanding of primate behavior and the intricate web of emotions and social dynamics that govern their lives. Elodie, in turn, benefits from the gentle care and attention of her human friend, experiencing a level of human connection that is rare in her wild existence.Thus, in this delicate exchange, a bridge is formed between two worlds, each learning from the other, each finding in the other a source of joy and companionship. In the vast tapestry of nature, where humans and animals seldom cross paths, Rebecca and Elodie's bond reminds us of the universal language of kindness and the profound connections that can be forged, even between the most dissimilar of species.
>>483274469imagine writhing in agony with a hook pierced through your chest, drowning in a red sea of pain as you fight with every miserable second to stay alive, and then you see salvation running towards you. then she does as you see in the picture there, and then runs away again.
>play pinhead against ttv squad>visit their chat to tell them good luck>proceed to win at 3 gens>11 hook match>let last person get hatch>go to ttv chat to tell him good game>bitches at me for being annoying>says he doesnt know how i have fun doing thatEven when I'm nice, I get people bitching at me.
>>483277113People have said the same to me even when I let everyone go at eight hooks. Don't play for the survivors' sake, if you're gonna be nice do it for you
>>483277113Would you let Mikaela and Sable transform you into a girl with magic and then spitroast you with their cocks so you can feel better?
>>483270624My wife looks like this
>>483277268Real kindness is being kind for kindness sake.Real Pinheads thrive on misery for misery's sake.https://streamable.com/4eeas0
>>483277268>>483278407 (me)No clue why the clip cut. Fixed.https://streamable.com/5njt24
>>483277113>>visit their chatwhy do you do this mistake
>>48327861499% of the time, we have a good interaction.
>>483278720This seems like a lie
>>483279724Give it a try. Stop by their chat prior to the game, say hey, wish them luck, then stop by afterwards and tell them GG.
>>483279810I don't have a twitch account but every time I play against streamers they're usually crying in the end game chat/ replay of our match.
>>483279810gg ez baby killer
>>483280498She doesn't look like that
>>483279724Slightly related but I have a good friendly chat postgame with the survivors or with the killer if I was survivor most of the time. Only sometimes is there mocking or anger or whatever, and I always leave without comment.
>>483280498>P100 Nea with Pink Hair + Purple FlashlightExtinct species.
>>483280796Slightly unrelated but I want to have sex with rebecca
>>483280692Nea looks like this.https://files.catbox.moe/cpjg74.jpeg
>>483281716That seems like an unrealistic depiction as well I'm afraid I do like it more than the other one though
>>483281502What happened to them? Back in the day every bully squad legally was obligated to have a pink hair flashlight Nea with DS + DH
Here is a realistic depiction of my wife>>483281995They transitioned to sable
>>483281995Noob3 quit game so did they.
>>483282130Can confirmhttps://files.catbox.moe/ex7gni.jpeg
I was wondering. The real doze lives in state where 2/3 of the cities were completed flooded last month. I wonder if he lost his PC or even died. Lynn is the only faggot that talks to him.He's a moron, but i didn't want the guy to have a miserable death like that. I can't find his profile anymore.
>>483282468I actually didn't notice the penis at first....>>483283701Sleep well to the king I can only hope to capture his essence....
***MIKAELA AND SABLE POLL***https://strawpoll.com/B2ZB93NVxgJhttps://strawpoll.com/B2ZB93NVxgJhttps://strawpoll.com/B2ZB93NVxgJ***MIKAELA AND SABLE POLL***
Sadako is objectively a worse Wraith, there's no point in picking her besides simping if you're a fan of her movies.She needs some considerable buffs to become somewhat viable. For one, she needs to lose the goddamn lullaby. She's godawful at being a stealth killer. Second, teleporting to tvs need to occur instantly. No more delays. Third, demanifesting should grant a speedboost so that she can actually catch up. Right now she has zero chase potential. Fourth and finally, survivors should gain Condemnation passively just like survivors can slowly fall asleep in a trial against Freddy without any interaction with the killer.
>>483287814But Sadakunny?
>>483287814After much practice, I've finally gotten decent with her. She can be stronger than wraith with a different playstyle, but you'll need to have all of your neurons firing at once to keep on top of shit.
>>483287814Sadako if she my preferred body type
>>483287814i mean, you have to be careful you don't turn her into wraith 2.0 with teleports and a passive game slow down
>Sissy is made for big Grandpa cock>She pretends to love you but sneaks behind your back everyday to get fucked by him in the hopes of getting pregnant with her own uncle/niece then saying it's yours since you're such a pathetic schizo cuck>rent free + 8k hours
>>483287814The lullaby is fucked, Freddy needs to lose his as well. Manifesting/demanifesting needs to do something besides cuck you out of attacking. I also agree they should build condemn naturally since cleansing condemn is piss easy.
>>483288541Me after Sissy headbutts me in the chin
Have you tormented survivors as Pinhead, my fellow /assg/ killers?
>>483289840
>>483290062What a waste of good suffering...
>>483289840"..."
>>483290302Why does she look like she's styling on someone?
>>483290302Looks like shes about to break out into a Michael Jackson dance
>>483290364Because she's sick as hell.
>>483292046>no Myers in the background peeking from behind a treeAnon....
https://twitter.com/Blackvoid2me/status/1804896185204740178kek SM is such a stupid character
>>483292460Look closer anon
ima dump webms again to dilute the schizoposting
>>483294725Opening with a cross-map chainsaw hit is always the best fucking feeling.
>>483294482>schizopostingWhere
>>483287814>Lose lullabyYes>Instant TP to TVsNo>Demanifesting speedboostI'd prefer telephone being basekit.>Passive condemned buildupNah, only would say yes if it was very minor.
>>483289428she wouldn't touch you even with a stick
>>483297120And a ching chong bing bong to you as well, good sir.
>>483297272i don't speak rice
>>483297382Stop posting this trans chinaman with hair dye on my Dead by Daylight discussion general
>>483287814no more fucking sadako changes holy shit how much times does she need to be changed?
>>483297583Identity V*
I swear hitting people with Pinhead's chains does nothing without impaling wire am i misisng something?
>>483298203You run Engineer's Fang with Genetic Limits + Mindbreaker and watch them all DC
insta kills is such a bad mechanic, thats why they're too afraid to make them too oppressive. sadako and pig would be much stronger if condemned and the trap hindered, slowed down gen progress - anything but the half arsed insta kill that only triggers once in 100 games.
>chinaman cope sissy is a cromagnon woman and ricecels dont have strong bones.>Stop postingmake me
>>483247648There’s definitely more bi girls out there, just by virtue of the way sexes work and interact
>>483270624>>483274469>The perfect woman doesn’t ex->>483277291Shut up faggot
>>483089484What is the ultimate protect yourself build? I've had a bunch of bad matches with solo Q retards and want to ensure my victory at their cost if necessary. Maybe>medkit>distortion>calm spirit>deliverance>left behindAre there better perks than this? I made it off the top of my head
https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:https://www.eurogamer.net/tomb-raiders-lara-croft-is-coming-to-dead-by-daylight
>>483268457>>483268765>>483271263All true. This faggot just keeps coping. maybe if he’s lucky sissy will let him clean her up
>>483299742
>>483299742my cromagnon wife mogs this med monkey to hell and back
>>483250396Sad but true. Troons ruin everything.>>483260132Pretty nice but pyramid tits are hard to top
>>483300468When do you plan to kill yourself
>>483300468恶心的猪狗 我希望你所有的社会积分都被扣除。
>>483263026>>483263261>>483263663>>483264146>>483265039>>483265382>>483265987Cute girls but game looks whatever
>>483297583that’s the best looking xhe is ever going to get please understand
>>483300468off topic
>>483300468What an effeminate looking young man.
>>483301321It's literally just DBD, but better. There's no difference...
>>483301734Also for people that don't like playing on their phones and are unaware, it has a PC port!
>>483301642>>483301654dbdcel cope
Reject schizoposting, embrace dinoposting.
>>483290302>>483292046a charming displayinstant hatch
>>483256089>’YEARS’ ???>>483292620yeah no shit
>>483298890it's not an insta kill
can nurses calling get buffed to 32 meters please
>>483303651Pls don't give us the meat grinder counter-argument that its technically not instant.
>>483287814Just a small idea. But Sadako should absolutely lose the lullaby, and make no noise at all demanifested. She should only a create a noise while manifesting, and this noise should be identical to a noise the live TVs make, which gives survivors a reason to turn the TVs off. For our one hundred and six hearing impaired players and 2.5 billion players taking advantage of it, live TVs can always give them the red circle, and so can the sound of Sadako demanifesting, so if you know the TV is off and see the red circle, you know Sadako is about to manifest near you.
>>483170930I know dbd is infested by faggots but holy shit
>>483304328What's Otz's opinion on the fact that non-deaf people use the heartbeat indicator, including himself? Is it just a 'yeah I don't care you need it' or some other excuse?
>>483305275>including himselfhe does it for "the people watching stream"
>>483256170dbd mobile was made with it, bhvr has to work with 8 yo pile of spaghetti code
>>483292620X niggers should fucking kill themselves
I am a man who walks alone
>match starts>killer leaves>"Post-Game Bonus: 37k"?
>>483312796Don't question it. Just enjoy it.
>>483304202i don't know what the "meat grinder counter argument" is but words have meaning and that is not what instant means.
Cock
>first ever game as Skull Merchant>3 people DC before 1 gen is even doneIf I keep using her to get instant wins like this it's gonna totally fuck up my MMR for other killers isn't it
>>483314842Most of my games as SM don't involve 3 people DCing. Most are 0-1.
>>483314683cookhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50qn0ZbCSr8
>>483315713what dead by daylight mod is this
cook>kenneth
>>483316047stfu cotei'm not giving you any money
https://youtu.be/obu9xOxgqGYNot to sound like a shill but this build works pretty well actually.What are the chances of me getting sent to the Game too though?
what did they mean by this
>with the community, unhook people 1,125,000 times
reduce gen speed and give us visable hook states plz you give survivors all these buffs and nerf all our shit :(
>>483316295
her ptb is tomorrow if you even care
>>483319427Gem
>>483314842yes
>>483319469I love Lara so yes I do care
>>483319469Is it actually?I feel like this snuck up with zero fanfare or interest.
>>483320016Yes, she's coming out July 16 which is 3 weeks from tomorrow
>>483320805she looks pretty perfect desu
>>483320853I don't think that's actually her DBD model but it would be pretty cool if her P6 was that bloody
>Leon loops me at shack for like 3 minutes>Still 4k
Fun fact: with filters you can make red look whiteGood for colorblind folk and to make your bloody prestige characters look like they're caked in semen
>>483319229120 second gens when?
why is she so hot guys
>>483322997Dios mio... la creatura...
>killers after sweating so much you'd think somebody was holding a gun to their head the past week: WTF why are survivors trying so hard??????l
yum
>Dios mio... la creatura...
I miss old max stacked purple medkit.Leveling up survivor is so fucking boring.All the map shit sucks.All the key shit sucks.Flashlight shit is super mid. I guess battery is good but boring.All the medkit shit sucks now. Boring Insta or at best getting two heals? ZzzzzMost toolbox shit is boring, there's like one combo that's good. Sabo only matters if you're SWF.Shitty BP offerings.Pointless hook offerings.Pointless mist offerings.Pointless luck offerings.Oh wow more chests for my team to waste time on.
>>483321621>still pretending to care about MUH LAYOFSfags>trickster blinding bugwhat's that?
>>483321598Whoopsie
>>483324536Me when Emma maid
>>483324765basedonly boneless subhumans don't like sissy
>Laurie scream on an indoor map
>>483324935https://x.com/ViolettChild/status/1796600658432491717?t=NyjVaDxF3CdztET-sUAkjg&s=19
>>483326237>jun 1 so I assume it's a very rare bug then since the killer is not KS'dwhich makes that "meme" above even more stupid
>Oh chiiiiildren!>Someone's gonna answer for this blood on my hammer!
>>483319427Accurate rendition! Trans representation keeps winning!
>>483324935>still pretending to care about MUH LAYOFSWhat’s funny is they think their screeching is gonna do anything. Oh no the dei consultants!!
>>483319427>those hairy pitsNice attention to detail. Really captures her freakishness. Keep ‘em coming.>>483319469I didn’t know it was tomorrow. She actually looks pretty good. Shame she’s such a boring choice.
>>483319026get to it, challengecuck
>>483327892I love Kate desu
>>483326803Apparently it only occurs when certain add ons(that most people dont bring) are equipped and as for KS maybe its because of event so that people can level him.
>lara croft can't join dbd she's not horrorrrrrrrr"No"
>>483264146shes so ugly in a cute way
>>483329335she scares my dick stiff
>>483329335Old Laura was also fighting horrible flesh monsters
>>483120474I always hatch baby Dwights as long as there's not a James in lobby, since he's priority one on hatch
>>483330897As a James main, let me be the first to say JAMES IS A POS
>>483329335this isn't fortnite. i'm not seeing what she adds besides bare bones residuals for the IP owners. when was the last culturally relevant tomb raider?
>>483168862He was at least Dracula in one movie and starred in other shit horror programs. He deserves it on the same tier as Bruce Williams/Ash
>>483180907I fucking hate how rare a PH match is, I always play James and I never see the son of a bitch
>>483331125kys unironically the horror community doesn't want you
>>483186032>SvengoolieI'd kill for that man
>>483331813the "horror community" doesn't want her either. i think you're just 30
>>483329335>>483329714The oldass PS1 games were scary/creepy as hell, the ambience was definitely unsettling. Let's also not forget that she deals with the literal undead, demons, horrible mutants and some other wacky shit in the classic quintology. All of these things easily qualify as horror.
>>483332137the horror community is rejoicing her addition. it's you who doesn't belong here.
>>483331761I had a bunch of PHs over the last couple of days.
>>483332567your theoretical anecdotal arguments convince no one lmao. she just looks like jill, will have mediocre perks, and bare bones lore while costing 1000 cells for the enrichment of a couple businessmen. have fun with this being the future of the game forever, cause they're sure as HELL doubling down on having more licenses and less original chapters
>>483332534Even the newer games have her fighting undead and being tossed into a cannibal nest and swimming through an actual river of blood
>>483331101Sounds like someone doesn't get the Leave ending.
>>483332805Honest to God I've been keeping track just in notepad and out of the past 200 matches I've not seen a single one. The only other one I've not seen is Singularity and just one Deathslinger. Feels bad because I want to do goofy shit against PH
>>483294725a retro cut here
>>483332943kys honestly
I just know I'm going to have an awful time as a survivor whenever a teammate is playing as Sable.>>483319469She looks nice.
>>483333687Yeah he was rare for me too till recently. I was playing PH as well and ran into a james that was using scene partner and it made me crack up. I really need that perk once its in shrine.
>>483334784cry lol
1/3 of the killers I face lately are running a pentimento build, what's up with that
>>483335515it's a soloq destroyer. you run 2 slowdown + plaything, they cleanse the plaything, you let pentimento pop and it's over
>>483335235nta but i love you
>>483329523Busakawa!
>>483336221love you too bb
>>483335515I'd rather deal with penti than Franklin's WA to be entirely honest
I want to eat pizza with Zarina while we binge watch her documentaries together
>>483299357More girls that say that they're bi than men, not more bi girls
>>483299357this >>483339389 lol. there's the same amount of bi men as bi women, most just never come out cause they're more sensitive to homophobia
>the strength of a killer is mostly determined by their mobility and and ability to end chases quickly>high tier killers are usually those like blight who have both>knight used to be able to end chases quickly because of using guards at loops but was still weak because low mobility + clunky and unreliable>take away the ability to use his power mid chase>he’s effectively just as shit as trapper if not worse because trapper can still shut down loopsWhat were they thinking with the knight changes. Hope to god feedback from the ptb makes them change their mind or else knight is on track to be the weakest killer hands down
Rosie O'Donnell survivor when?
>>483342169I wish she was in the game just so people could remember and get pissed off at this again. Could be funny for a week.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrCJze1IVGA
>>483319469survivors add nothing to the game unless she has a new second chance or exhaustion perk so no i don't fucking care
>>483343078You just know it's going to be some shit like>After opening a chest you can see the aura of the killer for 10 seconds
>>483345049Nu-Laura doesn't even use twin Berettas now, does she? So we can't even have some kind of funny blast mine equivalent thing more than likely
>>483345049residual manifest but for keys
>the guy with the longest killer win streak tried to do an escape streak with his swf>They each have 10000 hours in the game easily>They could only get to 15 before losing to a hagBut I thought killers said the game is survivor sided if they're well coordinated?
Thinking about skermz raping me makes my pssy wet
mmmm she the she a bad lil she a rebel
>>483329335Tomb Raider is action adventure, not horror.>b-but stealing cultural relics of PoC civilizations is scary to me!!You want horror? Take a look in this mirror, tranny
>>483347380>play role that determines the flow of the match depending on what they bring>use a top two character in that role>huge win streak>play role that has to play in accordance to what the other role brings>this role also requires having to rely on teamwork vs your own intuition, further increasing potential for error>significantly harder to get a large streakbro dude I'm so....le shocked!!! bhvr buff survivors plspls!
yui you cant say that...
>>483354721>DUDE it's the word white people can't use bro!!! LMAOShock comedy has always been retarded but at least we had the balls to actually say the 'bad' shit
>Loop Billy like a fiend on Badham even though I'm terrible at looping because he's constantly sawing>Actually manages to 2k>Downs me right outside the gate and grabs me>Could've wiggled free but decide to just let him take it because he made me proud
>play any other killer>little babies that are prestige 3-15 at best, can 3-4k with relative ease barring some oddities >load in as Deathslinger>prestige 50+>blatant SWF coordination>gens flying>lucky for a 1k, a 2k is a miracle>average of 3k hours to my 600 hoursI'd be OK if it were a fluke in matchmaking but this shit has happened 9 times in a row on him and the lowest time played player I've seen was 1200 hours. I get that there's varying caps on all killer MMR but how in the fuck can it be that different on a killer that I do middling at in the first place? Also does anyone have that Deathslinger image of him in the Doom pose with dozens of bunny Fengs? It really sums up this old fuck
I don't understand Killers logic turning friendly after killing one or two people, either be friendly from the start or don't be friendly at all.
>>483359910when you win too hard you dont get as many points. Simple as. take your pity escape.
>>483307642tired of this "spaghetti code" shit. BHVR is just fucking lazy. there is no excuse.
>>483359910why
>>483361494I don't understand why these fucks can't just have a health update or two. I don't need a shit Survivor every 2 months, how about we fix the games baseline issues and maybe meld some shit perks into something actually decent to help with bloat?
>>483361927>I don't understand why these fucks can't just have a health update or twobecause that means not making any money in a 3 month cycle
>>483362712They could unironically do nothing but shit out coomer cosmetics for the next year and focus solely on health patches and be fine.
>>483361494Yeah they bothered actually moving to UE5 not that long ago, it's just laziness
>>483364010what did moving the game to UE5 even do
>>483364214it runs better than it did on UE4
I will ALWAYS run James and I will ALWAYS run scene partner with him. You WILL hear my goofy ass screams and you WILL be amused by it.
>hit mikaela through a window>she pops a syringe on the other side>down her just before the heal goes off>she DCskek
>>483364010takes virtually no effort
>>483366731
https://youtu.be/k-Tm0h0WxfsWhy does Dwight have the most thug gangster walk of all time?Look at his determination.His fists are balled with rightous fury.
>>483366731mentally Jill
>>483367609I love her
why do survivor mains obsess over every word that comes from tru3ta1ents mouth
>>483370584Tru3 can top me
>>483370584He isn't even playing dbd at the moment. Even when he isn't playing dbd people still have to seethe about Tru3.
>>483329335>actually chud, words don’t have meaning!As expected from this crowd>>483348795>b-but stealing cultural relics of PoC civilizations is scary to me!!The horror here is how scarily accurate this is. These freaks are one hundred percent just pushing for her because she’s le girlboss in xheir minds
>>483366731shit character
What's the shrine today? If it's not play with your food or bbq and chili they can keep it
>>483354721she can and she will >>483356210it’s just based is all
>>483339389>>483340000there’s more bi girls, a man being sexually dominated by another man is ceding their masculinity, or at least the submissive one is, there’s no such dynamic for women because they aren’t the dominant sex so they can kind of do whatever and not have to worry about their social standing
>>483371448But a man sexually dominating another man isn't so what the fuck?
>>483329714>filename jej’d
>>483336527Actually pretty cute :)
>>483371448you do realize i said exactly that in >>483340000, right? how can you possibly disagree with my premise and then immediately agree with it in the next phrase?
>>483324935its always funny to see people realise that corporations are corporations who'll lay off 100 employees if it saves them a dollar and not their friends "what my wholesome corpo said happy pride month and posted memes on twitter why would they do this???"
>>483356210You get banned for bad words you know. That's how my good friend Lynn, an old regular here, got permabanned
>>483371448>>483372567If it wasn't for Jewish brainwashing (Christianity) most guys would probably be down to trade handjobs. Being the bottom would still be seen as unmasculine however
>>483379073Fag
>>483379440I'm a straight (not trans) woman
i"m a man with a surprise
Did they ever fix Sissy's poison so that it actually marks victoids who trigger it or is she still completely useless.
>>483382523off-topic
Does anyone know which skermz video it was where he was like why aren't my teammates doing gens and it was a duo of dwights with appraisal, plunderer's and dramaturgy just stocking up on items
>>483283701He's fine V****o
>>483383398>>483383398What are those perk icons
>>483384168old /assg/ icons
>>483382982dbdcel cope>>483382523yes they did
>>483383351I don't watch bland content creators, sorry.
>>483372779Even funnier that womb raider is going to distract everyone from it.>"New femoid character vs. the livelihood of just under 100 human beings? Easy choice. BHVR take my money."
this was a cute lobby but then zarina joined...
>>483390301...making it the cutest lobby!
dbd players are merely boneless manlets...
>>483370809calm down nina
>>483366731This guy has fun.
>>483361494it's a mix of everythingshit code, incompetent devs, and priority of releasing new khantent every 3 months instead of fixing existing game
Remember when assgee tried to gaslight everyone into thinking a killer with a mobility power, an information power, an anti loop power and a damaging power was shit?
>>483396195yeah I love skull merchant
>>483396195but enough about Legion
>you can reverse vault this window in hawkins I actually used this to get a down on someone with bamboozle somehow
>>483396195vecna feels like ass to mefly feels bad with the long ass recovery.bubble is okskellys are doodoohand is ok
It's actually absurd that getting a character to p100 doesn't give you a unique cosmetic, banner or icon
>>483400350How do this???
what is the best killer to grind the event out with a podcast in the background?i dont care about wins, i just wanna be done with the event tome asap
>>483406957Ghostface who isn't ever in stalk mode and teabags when you see a survivor at a distance is the quickest most easy to read 'I'm not dangerous, let's farm'.
>>483406957bubbabotbamboozle+enduring+spirit fury and just hold W
>>483407203but i dont want to farm>>483407372thx
>>483407515I thought you wanted to just grind out the tome challenges? Most are easily done farming.
>dbd bubba fake>tcm bubbacanon
>>483407667do you want me to spell it for youyou fucking retard
>>483407780No need for that. That's gone and hurt my feelings.
>>483359398He might be doing saw only, not uncommon.
Lara Croft Invocation - Double Trouble:Once the Invocation is completed, the following effects apply:-you equip two pistols that fire 12 shots each. The bullets can be used to stun the killer, create a distraction, sabotage hooks, break pallets, break walls, and disarm bear traps.-survivors for the rest of match immediately replenish an item after use, however once its been consumed a second time the item cannot be replenished by any means.Nimble Navigator :-While in chase you can see the killer's aura within a short range when you are vaulting. You are granted the ability to climb up walls when there's an elevated vault. When at an elevated vault you can cliffhang for a few seconds.Relic Retrieval: -spawns a Relic Chest that cannot be opened by other survivors , but survivors can sacrifice an item to the chest-When the exit gates are powered the relic chest automatically opens and survivors that sacrificed an item to the chest are granted a powerful and unique version of any item they have sacrificed-the more items sacrificed, the better quality items survivors will get!-grants the survivor the ability to see the auras of dropped items
>>483404984Yeah, for P100'ing Rebecca we should get a skin of her in lingerie
>Feel like playing scratched mirror myers>Foolishly bring cobbler instead of a map offering>Get Azarov's resting place>Survivors have no mercy and t-bag relentlessly as I fail to catch any of them off guard and trek for hours to reach gens
Rate my killer buildPerks:>>>>Add-ons:>>Playing Nurse and have 4kd 50 times in a row with this build, highly recommend it due to the amount of seethe it causes
We need a asym slasher game where the survivors are all different animals with their own abilities trying to evade a vicious pet serial killer.Or perhaps trying to escape another animal that has rabies or somethingJust make a game where I play as a cute animal
>>483413312We already have blacks in DbD though
Someone tried to punch me yesterday and I dodged it by doing the dead hard animation
Some wackos with plastic sticks dressed in a funny blue outfit with flashing lights on their car tried to chase me yesterday but I got away and teabagged them
if you see someone with a DBD decal on their car and you want to take a picture of the car be sure to not include the license plate in your picture. please and thank you.
I met a girl in DbD who says she works for the Iowa coast guardShe says she doesn't have much work so she gets to play DbD during it
>>483415851>Iowa>Coast Guard>Girl
>>483304909Futa is straight
>>483336535<3
Straight is evil
Guys, does this twitchie seem like he's cheating to you? He's 21 according to his bio, yet he has prestige. He also got a blind on me mid-chase from some awkward as hell angle that was functionally instant. Could use some input from you guys on whether or not this autist is legit.https://www.twitch.tv/lupiezz/
>>483340998Not only cant he use power well mid chase, even if he manages to place a good guard and cut survs off, the guards run out a THREE TIMES RATE when you're close to them while theyre chasing a surv so theyre essentially useless, and double hits are impossible. Not sure wtf they were thinking. Why not show the flags aura and not have this second awful downside on top of the 10m minimum path length? It's not like double hits wwere hard to avoid either for survs.
>>483420127i like his aquarium cam
>>483421708I'm less concerned about his aquarium cam and more about how his gameplay looks a little fishy.
>people thinking knight will be shit
>>483422189Whats gonna be good about him? Waste 10 seconds off survs time before they grab the flag?
>watching dev stream>"As a survivor, you can now trick knight's guards to get stuck near windows by brushing on them mid chase">"I mean, you could always do that, but we made that bug into a feature!"Simply awful. I'm fully conviced they're not fixing the getting stunned in ghost form bug either.
>>483422468Let's be honest. They're just making it a "feature" so they don't have to try to fix it. It's laziness, not intention.
RIP knight At least HUX could use his biomass for some buffs
>>483422171he seems nice and i like his energy, not seen anything sus
>hurr i only used knight to double hit now i cant do that anymore hes shit now that i cant do that!!!brainlets
>>483422967Knight finally got the nerf he deserved. The summons had way too much crowd control and there was no counter play to being chased by the killer and a summon at the same time. The summons should have not been able to spot survivors through walls and fly up hills/stair cases. Knight can at least now choose to summon .
they finally addressed the spirit butt glitch. nice. no more starting a game with the camera focused on her ass
>>483423513>hurr durr i play against dogshit survs that dont know that you can loop the guards for 5 seconds then pick up the flagretard
>>483423934>pick up flag>still get hit by guard?????
>>483423976umm you have to wait 15 seconds for the horn to sound chuddie mkay?
>>483423797Great, they took out the only reason I'd play that ghost bitch
>>483423976Are you trolling? Do you know what picking up the flag does?
>>483424114 so in those 15 seconds the Knight can double tap me even I get caught in a dead zone-__-man this game is not new player friendly. there's nothing in the description that explains when you can do things and what things do.
>>483424194No I don't to be honest. I don't play Knight and I don't do well against Knight to know how exactly he works.
>>483421604>It's not like double hits wwere hard to avoid either for survs.really funny how survivors were being herded like prey animals desu guess now they'll be happy knight will 3 gen every game
so survivors are really getting guns when the Lara Croft update hits. holy shit.
>>483424440Then you shouldn't be so confident in that he'll be stronger now. What picking it up does is, it ends the hunt, despawns the guard AND gives you both speedboost and endurance for a few seconds. Guards by themselves are worthless because you can vault a window or pallet to slow them down, then go grab the flagBut youre right about this shit not being beginner friendly. Nowhere during gameplay is this indicated. They could at the very least show the flags aura, show it filling up, make it white and outline it when you could pick it up, etc. Hell, maybe it already does but, its still too unclear.
>knight will have no chase power and no mobility>guard ai is dogshit and maybe gets a hit 30% of the time at best>the most optimal use of your power is now to waste people time being chased by jailer>that’s it, that’s your powerUnironically going to be fucking worse than trapper holy shit
apparently the new killer will have something to do with Ice Cream?
https://forums.bhvr.com/dead-by-daylight/kb/articles/456-8-1-0-ptbhttps://forums.bhvr.com/dead-by-daylight/kb/articles/456-8-1-0-ptbrestart steam to get the beta branch
oh god what the fuck is this??
>>483427202Those perks seem very mid. I guess hardened might be OK in niche builds with scene partner but otherwise you're just hoping to face doctor. Also why the fuck would you bring out an anti scream perk after they changed ultimate weapon to be aura focused? This company is fucking retarded
>>483417623Roman rules. You fuck = not gay. You get fucked = gaySimple as
Genuinely fucking destroyed Knight what the fuck?Also loading screen disconnect bots are bullshit MAKE BOTS BETTER
>>483427202>New Perk: Specialist>Each time you open or rummage through a chest, gain 1 token, up to 3/3/3. When you do a great skill check on a generator, consume all tokens. Then for each token consumed, reduce the maximum required generator progress by 2/3/4.This is fucking insane. Who the hell approved this?
>>483427202this will be knight's only saving grace and survivors will get it nerfed before it goes live
>>483427820Literally the most popular perk in the game makes survivors scream.
>>483428136that's actually pretty cool. i also wanna point this out:>Decrease the camera push distance when entering path creation mode to 80 cm. (was 160 cm)couple that with being able to select carnifex any time he wants, he can now throw out a carni and break pallets any time he wants almost, without fighting against the weird "can't place next to a wall" bullshit. so that's something. kind of fucking boring but oh well, we'll see.
>Machine Learning gives 60s haste + undetectable>mfw running this on double Iri Myers on Lery's along with having 3 stacks of PYWF
>>483428043inb4 it works on killer chests and nerfs Vecna and Wesker into the ground
>>483428043The reduce generator progress instead of just adding progress is certainly a very interesting decision since that is guaranteed irreversible progress, but is it really better than just straight up doing gens vs wasting time finding and searching chests?And if they devote their entire build to chests that is honestly a net positive for killers since that means less second chance/meta perks to deal with.
>>483428148Windows of Opportunity makes survivors scream?
>killers already crying about the perks when a month from now you will only see them once in 50 matches like 99% of survivor perks
new vault animation for the perk btw
>>483428526I think it's strong because you can save it for the last gen. It will reward organised SWFs tremendously which is not really what the game needs.
>>483428598You know I meant killer perks you cunt.
oh my god yes more fucking aura reading, just what we need!
>>483428903Couldn't resist, anon
>>483428807They already had featured tomes this is gay.BHVRs pandering to the japanese strikes again.
>>483428807Nea and Mikaela also get new skins in pass.
babe wake up, new tunneling off hook addon just dropped
When are they putting Eddie in the game?
just dipping in to say haha you guys got nu-Lara
>>483430931nu lara is based and her first two games are excellent
>>483430931*pins you down on the bed*
>>483430931What's wrong with nu Lara?
been playing some singu and he feels kind of bad. the camera auto locking on is weird, they nerfed the lock on time from 0.6 to 0.8 seconds which his a huge increase, the "sticky" pod placement and teleports feel off, the 3% haste from soma basekit don't actually feel like they're working right, feels like they're not applying at all, i might be wrong. idk... we'll see.
>>483432845The prefix nu- itself has a negative connotation.
June 2024...I am forgotten
Wow 3 dogshit perks and a skin so hyped! Which one of the 3 dogshit perks do you think everyone will blow out of proportion that'll be super duper op and game breakingly meta?
>>483433945gen repairu one. you can stack it with bnp, sable's invocation, fast track and 2 survivors with potential energy to instantly finish gens or something i guess whatever.
>>483434387oh right thats always the case every time a new gen perk comes out a youtuber has to go "WOAH NEW FASTEST GEN SPEED?!" and its the most fucking outrageous set of circumstances that has to happen to get even half that speed while everyone in the comments goes "heh and they say the game is killer sided" "this is so crazy dude this has to be nerfed!!!"
>>483433945With the new vault speed perk no killer will ever get a hit on survivors ever again.Enjoy your twenty minute wait for lobbies survivoids.
Is the clown game dead already? Havent seen much discussion here apart from launch week. Havent played it so idk nothing about it
>>483430931At least we didn't get "Unified"Still TR is the most underwhelming dlc we've ever gotten and the only license (other than siege) people can point to and say "why does this belong in the "Hall of Fame of Horror"">inb4>Nic Cagehas been in 10+ horror movies (more then some of the other actors that are in dbd)>Attack on TitanThe Titans are giant Zombies>DnDIs a system and can be literally anything
>>483431306She sucks anon>>483432845Totally different personality to the cool adrenaline junkie from back in the day. Also the lack of tits, but that's secondary
>>483435848Yeah, she sucks me well
>ripley is getting a skin from alien romulusI wonder if they will add something for SH2 remake.
>>483435392She deals with different types of zombies so she fits in the hall of fame of horror tm
>>483436318im sad james was a skin and not a character.
>>483433395Did anyone expect anything different?
>>483372567i don’t think ‘homophobia’ is the right word, it’s just natural power dynamics>>483379073being gay was looked down upon pretty frequently without christianity too so i doubt it
>>483437391Not him but I astral projected back to ancient Rome for a week once and all you modern faggots would be crucified desu
>>483417623Futard cope.>>483429353Well, they’re some of their best originals at least
>>483089484Should I pick coup or PWYF for my speedy M1 knight build?>SFTBL>Rapid Brutality>Coup/PWYF>SurgeI'm inclined to do PWYF to stack with Rapid Brutality but Coup longshots are big funny
>>483430926Hopefully not anytime soon. Way too vanilla like most of the villains barring Walrider
>>483430926An Outlast chapter would be kino, but they would probably pick the Walrider to be the killer. Wonder what the perks of Miles would be
>>483433395>>483434976>>483436959It’s done. 40 dollars down the drain for whoever spent it
>>483437874I think you’ll get more consistent value from coup
>>483436586pfft HA your funny, is she fighting zombies the entire time and do themes and plot of the story revolve around them. Zombies as set dressing aren't horror. If that's the case then anything like Thief, Timesplitters, Uncharted, Yakuza (not dead souls btw), Fortnite, Persona, would fit in DBD.TD:LR Tomb raider isn't a Zombie game about Zombies it's a tomb raiding game. Attack on Titan is a television show about Titans (It's in the name).
>>483437874Coup is more fun
>>483436318Behavior is so schizophrenic with this shit. Fucking Ripley gets a new skin for a new movie she’s not even in (I think) but they skip out on Saw, Evil Dead, Hellraiser, etc.
>>483434976>game in a niche genre based on a movie only hardcore horror/B-movie fans would even know ofAnybody with a brain knew this game was DoA before it even released (even without DBD and TCM)..
>>483438425they are as much of set dressing as they are in dnd.fortnite yakuza and persona should be in dbd, now cope
She's in
>>483438659I mean it's ultimately up to the license holder but I genuinely believe BHVR is just shit at negotiating cosmetics.
>>483436710Yeah i recently discovered he was originally meant to be the surv but they changed it to cheryl for whatever reason. Cheryl is still cool tho.
>>483439230>for whatever reason.female survivors sell more skins. That easy.
Even Ellie from TLOU2 would be better than this shit
>>483439407Let’s not get crazy. That would be a shit choice for different reasons
>>483439598It would be shit but it wouldnt be Lara Croft shit
isnt this like "fix" number 5 of this?
>>483438924Now you are just being funny can't wait to see Tony show uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF6vxoQpAQsagain>>483435392>DnDIs a system and can be literally anythingother Gaas slop like Fortnite and Siege do not belong.As a Yakuza fan I know what you want. stop. Majima on trickster won't workI used Persona specifically because there a better licenses to connect yourself to if you are going to work with Atlus (Catherine comes to mind)
>>483439230I mean I guess it does complete the trifecta of SH1 map, SH2 villain, SH3 protag but I think it was motivated by >>483439365 too
>>483427202When does the patch drop on live servers? It's been ages since I've started playing again
>>48344017216 july
Next chapter is Evangelion
>>483438931Why do I remember her being so much hotter when I was younger? Why does she seem ugly now?
Loot goblin chads... WE FEASTING THIS PATCH
>>483441786You grew up and decided to take your Megs.
>>483441786Internet rotted your brain.Constant stream of filter using prime hotties available for viewing 24/7, any room of your house, in your car, at work, while shopping etc.Also looks like she had work done. Not much, but some.Now Hackers, THAT is some prime Angie.
I haven't played in a while. I did however see they did a UI update. Did they go back kind of how the very old UI was??
>>483442862>looks like she had work doneOkay, yeah. That's it. I find chicks who have work done to be unattractive.
>>483441786because you remember all the promo shots and trailers and movie posters where she's dolled up and photoshopped to fuck, vs a blurry bad quality image taken during what was probably some kind of action sequence where she's sweaty and her hair is a messAngelina Jolie's "hotness" was always a meme, but she was good as Lara
yea he is definitely going to be in the game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN-Ka7lU_iY
Post survivors you want despite not even being remotely horror-related like Lara.
>load into game as killer>some bunny Feng is literally named "Tunnel Me">tunnel her>tfw she has Decisive Strike, Off the Record, Dead Hard, Adrenaline, and a Styptic
https://youtu.be/bVtwVXMPBY8Some things never change.
>>483443882I just want a Tommy Jarvis Survivor and a Gambit legendary skin for Trickster
>>483445323>Gambit legendary skin for TricksterThat would be really cool until you realize BHVR won't put any effort into in and he'll still throw knives and speak Korean.
>>483443882he's in
>>483443882
>>483445891Only if it plays American Venom in the lobby>>483445716Yeah... I hate you're absolutely right
Here's hoping when Solid Snake inevitably gets in awhile after Dracula BHVR remembers to give him a "leans up against a wall and pounds the wall distracting killers" gimmick and his own chase theme.Bonus for him being able to call someone up for a dossier on a random killer in the lobby.
>if a player DCs in loading then a bot will load inwhy the fuck would anyone want the retarded bots on their team? fuck off.
>>483444514The mindgame began before you loaded into the matchNext time the survivor will be named "Do not lock your door" and if you don't they'll come in to beat your ass with a big metal flashlight (you cannot win if you are in a coma)
Finesse sounds like a perk that's gonna boost a lot of shitters.
>>483446103damn the cromagnon woman on the right mogs the neanderthalcel on the left
>want to play farming killer because ive had enough of sweating>post game lobby tells me I'm "boring" for 8 hooking and letting everyone max points while they cranked gens on my p100 ghostfacelol okay I'll put grim embrace back on
>>483450961Bless your heartY'all'dve always welcome to come farm with me
>>483417623tranny pov is not straight
>>483452164The dick is just a bonus, she still has a pussy and some great curves.
I wonder if they'll give dc penalties for closing the game during loading now. Anyway they should gut map offerings before putting this in
>>483452647>someone burns map offering>no no you dont wanna play on our shit maps? nah dc penaltyhate this shit
>>483451874I dont get survivors who dont want the free points. truly. Play sweaty? Told to kill myself. Do 8 hooks and give healing points? GOD IM SOOOOOOO BORED! BOOOOORING! but WHY IS THE KILLER PLAYING TO WIN IN THE FUN MODE???
>>483452647atleast you cant depip so just go stand at a hook like I do
>>483452647>wonder if they'll give dc penalties for closing the game during loading nowThey should already be doing this
>>483452647Sometimes I just want to go to Midwich as James or PH, alright?
>>483453142That's your fault for playing an incel manlet killer who's as tall as a girl survivorPlay a real big man like Dorito Daddy and they will love you
>>483452554I'm talking about the human
>>483447394>"Trapper...? So he sets all kinds of traps?">"No Snake, just bear traps. He lived near the woods by his father's mine and often used them there.">"Only knows one kind of trap? Not much of a hunter if you ask me...">"Don't underestimate him, Snake. His strength is unmatched and he is known for his cruelty. Look out for tall grass where visibility is limited."
>>483453953they'd never do something sovlful like that plus it would mean giving snake more voice lines after every new killer comes out
>>483453789So you're into male x futa but against futa x futa?
>>483453786I do play geometry face. People dc
rebecca if she real
>>483454402lets break this downMale x Futa? gay >b-but its like pegging!nope its an organic cock doesnt matter if it has a vagina too that is a real penis its not a sex toy it is a real cock>futa x futagay as fuck even if she has a vagina you specifically WANT a cock not only that you want a cock to go into another thing with a dick you are turbo gay>futa x womannot gay. While you are specifically looking for a woman with a dick its still not gay otherwise male on woman would be gay the cock to vagina ratio stays the same in futa x woman vs just regular woman and regular man
>>483454215>>483453953>>483447394>"The 'Legion,' huh? I only see one gangly looking teen. I think I'll just restrain them...">"NO SNAKE DON'T, HE HAS A KNIFE!"
>>483447698Literally just for killers to force survivors to playvs their shitty Midwich or whatever offering.
>>483450961I would figuratively fucking kill for a farming killer.I'm at like 150 survivor matches this event and haven't seen ONE farming killer. There was a killer who got eight hooks before they started killing which was nice I guess.
>>483454771Based anything with more than one dick involved is gay.
>>483447394>get sacrificed as snake>radio voice line: Snake? Snake!? Snaaaake!would be kino,so dbd would never.
>>483455415bring bardic, it's funny every time.
Snake would most likely have no codec support in the entity's realm since there's no existing radio connection to his team while he's in a different dimension.The potential for skins would be quite considerable however.>Young Snake>Old Snake>Naked Snake>Big Boss>Liquid Snake>Venom Snake
>every knight guard has an individual cooldown that is much longer than what it used to be, so you can't use the same over and overwhat the fuck is the point of letting you select guards then? at best you'll have to swap between two separate guards anyway. this change feels fucking terrible. the only good part is being able to activate your power more easily because of the shorter initial draw path, and the other basekit buffs. this isn't even any good, especially against good players. lame.
Probably should've just finished that last gen faster.
>>483455996Doesn't mean he can't have codec conversations, just imply its not actually Otacon and the en-titty created a fake Otacon. Or Snake is insane and imagines the conversation. Or he talks with the Observer instead. Or fucking anything, if they want to put it in they'll find a way, if not they won't bother.
>>483454609Le becca post?!?!
>Disconnect Bots will now be able to spawn if a player disconnects during loading. This should allow for games that used to be cancelled for not having enough players to continue on.are they retarded? they asked this in the survey not too long ago and I can't imagine someone agreeing to itwhy do they keep adding shit no one asks for? bunch of fucking idiots, they don't deserve having so many people playing this trash
How many charges does it take to heal yourself with a medkit?
>>483457345Holy moly that ass is unreal
>>483457451All of them.
>>483457451(∫024 sin(x) dx + e^π) * (∛(1728) - φ) + (∑ₙ=120 1/n2 - ζ(2)) * (log2(4096) + Γ(5/4)) charges are required to heal yourself in full, without modifiers.
Apparently I'm a shitty teammate if I go next immediately because I don't like the killer or map or they ran a dishonest perk like lethal pursuer or has OP add-ons.Apparently I need to touch grass and kms.
>>483457451twennyfour.
>>483457598Damn that's ass. So I need to bring both charge addons to get two heals?
I dont DC on mori's because theyre unfair, theyre fine. The problem is that every killer with a mori just tunnels off first hook to secure the mori ASAP and its grossly unfun
>>483457920gentleman's rule is bring the +10% skillcheck bonus one and bring a syringe
>>483457345le becca post
>>483457740To expand on this, if you are affected by the mangled modifier, you can use this simple equation to calculate how many medkit charges you need:{[(∫024 sin(x) dx + e^π) * (∛(1728) - φ) + (∑ₙ=120 1/n2 - ζ(2)) * (log2(4096) + Γ(5/4))] * (1 + [√(∏ₖ=15 prime(k)) / (∑ᵢ=1100 i) - ψ(3)])} + {R(Li2(i)) + ∫01 (x^x)^(1/x) dx + [W(1) / γ]}prime(k) is the kth prime numberψ(3) is the digamma function of 3R(Li2(i)) is the real part of the dilogarithm of i (where i is the imaginary unit)W(1) is the Lambert W function of 1γ is the Euler-Mascheroni constant
When Lara Croft entered into the fog, Elodie, who was also a treasure hunter, was humbled by the greatness of the legendary tomb raider. But Feng was not. "Don't you know? That's not the REAL Lara Croft... that's the sissy remake version!""Feng, I won't tolerate your rudeness, not today," said Elodie sternly. "Miss Croft is a great hero of mine, and... wait a minute. You're right. That's not Lara Croft.""Um, hello?" said the flat chested, anxiety ridden, horse worshipping imitation of the legendary tomb raider.Elodie and Feng shared a glance, nodded, and then they each drew a pistol and blew this supposed 'Lara Croft' to smithereens. Eldoie was not a killer, and this was not Lara Croft. Instead of blood and chunks, the evil, black sludge of the entity was what the imitator tore into. "And now," said Elodie, turning towards Badham Preschool while smoke rose from the barrel of her gun, "let's do what we should have done a long time ago."
Anyone else excited to see the Castlevania cosmetic that Susie is gonna get?
>>483458856Does it show her breasts? This is my sole judgment criteria.
Snake having a codec conversation about Sadako could be cool since he's dealt with all sorts of psychic power bullshit before already
>>483458419Why the obsession with Élodie? You lack the appropriate e acute letter on your keyboard, as well as having a mastery of grammar and vocabulary far beyond the standard melanin enriched urban youth. This is sufficient evidence to lead me to deduce that you are not a member of the Americanus Basketballensis subspecies, and thus the question listed above arises in my mind.
>>483458413this made by chatgpt?
>>483458413>Anti healing perk>Euler's Constant Pain>"Your probabilistic models are significant to p = < 0.01 and all experimental hypotheses lead to death."
>>483454402yes
>>483460592Sup Lisa
>"Is that...a pig?">"yes snake, according to our records that seems to be Amanda Young from the horror-franchise "saw">saw?>careful snake, if she sneaks up on you she'll put a reverse bear trap on you>A reverse bear trap?>*footage of jigsaw making an rbt plays* designed and manufactured by John Kramer, the reverse bear trap has a intricate gear system attached to a timer. when the timer hits 0 the trap will close killing whomever was placed in it find the key if you have one on your head snake. It's the only way to free yourself>*call ended*
>>483460592>zesty fortnite gojo dancing webm>gacha general>casual homophobiaprobably
>>483461387kino, i guess?
>>483461387Easter egg, if you codec call with 1 second left on the timer Snake says goodbye to Otacon
>>483461620I post in /fng/, occasionally there are gojo faggots and I get ptsd
>>483459526Excellent LavishOptimalDeluxeIncredibleExquisite
>>483461674I wish that game didn't have a fucking AR and SMG every season. I hate faggots that can't aim single shot weapons
>>483462059literally all they need to do is remove shotguns. Im so fucking tired of getting mythic shotgunned every single fucking second. I HATE SHOTGUN APE NIGGERS
>Codec calls become real.>New players get a new tooltip system.>It only required a AA tier character, thousands of man hours in his implementation, and for people to spend £14.99 additionally to the game.It somehow fits BHVR's model of being too big to fail atm.
>>483462216>>483462059pump blink pump blinkseethe
>>483462534>runs you over with a car
>>483462426This game still sucks ass for new players and it'll never change. I cant imagine getting into this game now>awful mobile game tier grind>sometimes your attacks will cause the survivor to flash yellow sometimes your gen will be blocked sometimes the killer will speed up for no reason oh look its a killer you havent seen ever because 2 people on the planet play them oh its a killer you've never seen wait nevermind its a legendary skin for a killer you HAVE seen. Sometimes you gen will blow up for no reason etc etc
>>483462216I don't mind shotguns if they're not automatic because at least they have to get close to you and risk beefing their shot and getting fucked on, but somebody knocks me with an SMG or spams me out with an AR from a distance since I play zero build? I mald like a fucker.Also I miss bows, I actually got decent with them to the point they were the only weapon I would carry alongside 4 healing/ utility items and for the past like 2 years they've not shown up anywhere
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>>483462962atleast its not that new reload mode or whatever. I got oneshot through full shield with a sniper in there and just closed the game for the night.
>can cancel the patrol so you never go on cooldown>you still get free info because you can hear gen and healing soundsguess Call to Arms + Map is still the addon combo. Knight's contract seems pretty good too but I'm predicting it to get fucking obliterated once they actually fix cooldowns
>>483462953>Mobile game tier quality>When the mobile version is actually more helpful for newer players. (see other teams loadouts, forgiving skillchecks, etc)May god help us all, we decided to be part of THIS general?
New>>483465517also next person to do the op can meme arrow the ptb header, im a retard
unlike dbd killercels chop top oozes dark triad energy
>>483469240chopped top takes mansons loads
>>483440995Based my wife deserves it>>483447394>>483453953>>483454994Would be cool but I love him too much to see him in here
>>483454609Actually pretty cute>>483457345>>483458401So true >>483458856Not really>>483461620>casual homophobia shut up fag
