Previous: >>492979302>[Event] THE Great Tea Ceremony Battle: GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku, The Man Who Returned from Hell2024-09-02 01:00 - 09-22 20:59 PDThttps://webview.fate-go.us/2024/0827_2024gudaguda/>[Summon] GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku Sen-no-Rikyu Pickup Summon2024-09-02 01:00 - 09-22 20:59 PDThttps://webview.fate-go.us/2024/0901_new_yamataikoku_pu/>[Campaign] Back to School Campaign 20242024-08-25 21:00 - 09-08 20:59 PDThttps://webview.fate-go.us/2024/0822_bts_cp/>[News]https://webview.fate-go.us/>[Servant Info]Servant Material Lookup: https://fgosim.github.io/Material/Servant Planner: https://github.com/chaldea-center/chaldeaCoin Calculator: https://fgo-servant-coins.glitch.me/index.htmlRank Up + Interlude Timeline: https://kazemai.github.io/fgo-vz/relate_quest.htmlDamage Calculator: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1CWsaeirsiQHCLf2OJ15kbZSvFlRRdUl5czWXBzSebyg/>[Mats/Summoning Info]Rateups in FGO JP: https://files.catbox.moe/e75ykf.pngFuture Materials Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1m-h4CIUOKaJRAmfTAhoDdmwVAzAzyM70cITRb36Y96M/edit#gid=1085975765FGO Event Compendium: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qvxLU407QwiFaCvItqR16SqqAVlLD5u5nBzY_bCFYvs/edit#gid=2111060397Drop Rates: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_SlTjrVRTgHgfS7sRqx4CeJMqlz687HdSlYqiW-JvQAFGO Raw Database: https://apps.atlasacademy.io/>[FAQ]https://rentry.org/fgoalter-faq
Love me some Gudaguda
>>493002231So anyway, about Ordeal Call 3…
post them supports
let her cook
Kama Love!
>>493002372not fgo na relevant
>>493002231
>>493002418
i have dementia
I have it on good authority that, indeed, my bros are in this thread.
>>493002324I don't get it
>>493002553
great start fellas
Is the event worth reading?
>>493002380kys
>>493002231I pledge allegiance to Fate/Grand Order North America, and for the shitposting for which it stands, one Godless nation above all, divisible, with avatarfagging and injustice for all.
>>493002798why dont you read it and find out
>>493002739Forgive them for they never went to a library to read a book.
>>493002372What about it?
>>493002798What's your favorite color?
I just finished today’s exam bros, I think I did pretty well!
>>493002553I appreciate my Arcbros.
Off to a terrible start
>>493002605Why does liz want communities to be ruined so badly?
>>493002903Purple, why?
>Is the undisputed Yamataikoku JannettyKWAB
>>493002932
>>493002798I don't see the reason not to
Keisuke is so dreamy...
>>493002645I had to look this up too. Its from a melty manga. It's just a 4th wall joke. If your'e curious https://mangadex.org/title/b19fcbaf-f35e-4cb3-a38b-2c6e0dbfff96/melty-blood-type-lumina-piece-in-paradise
bros i have dementia
>>493003026Did you already forget? You promised to buy me some big packs. Lemme help you.
OCHA NOBBU
>>493003026>>493003194Meltchad btw
>>493003194You told us this yesterday
i think i have dementia
If you don't like this thing then I need you to post your FC so I can blacklist you.
Post white haired evil women with big tits who are actually huge dorks
>>493002739
>>493003457what thing?
>>493003493
>493003493Eric Bloodaxe
>>493003457
>>493002981It's a red event
When the time comes, I will roll for Okuni. I don't have a lot so please. Bless me in advance, please.
>>493003262
>>493003650blezz you
Post servants who have dementia
>>493003326What did meltchads do to you?
i was diagnosed with something... but i forgot what it was
Queen of sideboob
>>493003738
I have...uh...
>>493003457H-hot!
>breastmogs Iyo
>>493003778i don't remember
>>493003650https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMw2it8dQY
>>493003457I like that thing
>>493003457grrr I hate Nobu, bratty daimyo needs insurrection correction!!
Morgan is Rihanna and I’m Eminem
>>493003814You know, this girl is easy to love. And she really trigger my breeding instincts.
>>493003925How many servants have tits even close in size to Himiko?
>>493003650Break a leg
>>493004065me
>>493004016Morgan is Anne Frank and I am Hitler
>>493003925Medium is premium
>>493004065Kneel.
>>493004065A good amount I'd say, they're not super huge by FGO standards
>>493004243Bros, is it wrong to fuck oni?
Koyan on Koyan
you and i? bros
>>493004559Oh yeah? Name one of my 120s
>>493004291look what you did to Jannu
HA HA HA! I HAVE YOUR HAT!
>>493004614Jackie Chan
>>493004614Jalter
>>493004614Morgan
Post THAT servant, you know the one
how do we deal with the heterosexual problem that plagues /alter/?
>>493004721>heterosexual problemDie in a fucking fire
>>493004706
>>493002739>>493003512Love!
https://exhentai.org/g/3045187/a9acd9c1d8/>quite possibly the best Fate doujin of the year has released>it falls on deaf earsA travesty...
>>493004614Kama
>>493004661>>493004668>>493004704Damn you know me so well, we really are bros!
Oberon love!
>>493004884nigga, this doujin is a year old. I have already masturbated to it
>>493004721Give them steamy nurse sex until they are too tired to post.
Here's your single good post today, bro.
>>493004847
>>493003262BASED
>best 90++ 5CE comp for next event just needs the welfare Liz and BillyNeat
Need Teen mom gf, I can totally fix her bros
>>493003512Bros… mom found the piss box…
>>493005065no... you'll break the sisters...
>>493005358Same
>>493002798>any FGO event>worth readingJust play BA and HSR if you want good stories, FGO writing is only ever not dogshit during lostbelts.
>>493004975she's okay now and that's all that matters
>>493004975>>493005672Event with the kind bob when
>>493004884>xu fuBro If you want to jack off to boys, just jack off to boys
>>493005587>Just play BA and HSR if you want good storiesPlease raise the quality of your bait, stop polluting my /alter/ with your garbage
>>493005132Tits too big, my day is ruined
>>493005831*sidesteps*
>>493005831Aaaiiieee!!!
>>493005831BISHOURI!
>>493005839boyish girls are the best though
>>493005065Need this desperately
>>493005132Art style too good, feeling self conscious. Day ruined.
>My bro? Don't touch them, they helped me out a lot when I first started out, they're like a brother to me.*steps out**steps back in*>Hey you know what? Kill them.
>>493005358Teen Love
>>493004805>>493003609I know it is you who will singlehandedly save /alter/, Ericbro. I kneel.
I love the feeling of opening the game and seeing her on terminal screen
I want to see Jalters huge tits!
>>493006220I look like this and say things like this.
>>493006034This
>>493006220This is because I didn’t allow you to sleep in my bed last night isn’t it.
>>493006220hahaha classic monkey! such a funny guy
>>493005358She will force you to wear skintight catsuit and eyeliners.
>>493005831What on earth
>>493006319
>>493006363I can't get horny with Xu fu since I noticed she talks just like schierke
>>493006272OH SAY CAN YOU SEEGIGIGI GAGAGAAAAAAAA
Thoughts on this particular archetype?
What is the punishment for cumming in front of The Empress?
>>493006628>[SKIP>>]
>>493006825Devilish.
>>493006610her voicelines are adorable and now i get a boner everytime Schierke goes into one of her rants
>>493006628The perfect archetype.
>>493005831Look, regular Omita is cute and adorable, but ruthless murderer Okita is pretty hot and she should be the main personality she has when interacting with Guda from now on. No particular reason whatsoever.
We are getting Nobunaga and Okita banners with this event right? I need more copies of my funny lesbians
>>493006910This list is accurate.
>>493006302Her design is very unique indeed
>>493007209>martha>doing that
>>493006910You need a category for servants who only catch
>>493007154Yeah, JP got them like 3 days into the event so maybe tonight for us?
>>493007330the demure christian ones are the worst, bro
>>493006910>habetrot>flexibleNow the image of Habetrot's tiny figure with a huge plastic penis coming from her crotch was conjured in my mind. How do I unthink that
>>493006220>nobu will call you bald and smack your head>monkey will call you his bro and kill you
>>493007409She is an actual saint.
I'M BRINGING SEXY BACK~
>>493007396Why do they split up ryomas banner like that
>>493006628Very cool
>>493007458Uhh, I will take the cute girl slapping my bald spot, please
>>493007209Jalter is a bottom
>>493007396>was going to roll on saitou's banner>just realised mine was already NP10More sq for Tea it is then.
>>493007525So you're ascending to your hag form?
>>493006910>>493007630Jalter is for impregnation sex and nothing else
>>493007580It just looks like that because there are 3 rate ups at the same time.
>>493007630And?
Is this jibuni whatever a reverse trap? Or what was with the “so this is what men are like” line?
>gudaguda slopEw
>>493006910>pogging mistress
>>493006910Alice and aokobros won.
Xu Fu
>>493006910>pogging mistresssoul
>gudaguda kino
>mahoyoslop
>>493007871Aoko would be in [pegging mistress], Alice would be in [flexible]. I'll make an updated version at some point.
>>493007914???????? Meds doko?
>>493006628this one's my favorite.
>>493006220Entire event is about how Monkey was a sociopath.
I can't motivate myself to care about a furry, keisuke, and mitsubishi at the same time. These characters are generic as fuck and have no charisma.
>>493008087Based Toyotomi
>>493006910>>493008009>Like BB>like jalter>like martha>like melt>think salter is cool>maou is cool and sexy>like space ishtar>love aoko to pieces I think something is wrong with me
>>493007720He is what he is, Pako gave him an ikemen style but prone to feminine
You are eating servants ass and come across a piece of sweet corn.How do you react?
>>493007703Wait really? I thought they would be short banners right after eachother, I will be able to roll Nobunaga and Okita on the same day? Can't wait I have like 600sq.They haven't announced those banners yet tho, maybe tonight or tomorrow night ?
>>493007396These rankups come out with the rate-ups so make sure you do them!
Looking for a singular friend
>>493008441No, I mean there are 3 rate ups at the same time during the weekend so it looks like ryouma's banner is until a week later.
>>493008469Okita forma de nergo every skill buffed and shes still dogshit lol
Every anon's dream.
>Nasu called BB Dubai's second ascension as BB Cosmos only because if he called it BB Space, it would get confused for servantverse
>>493008084https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTq_N8jFXbM
>>493008585>Valks pushed>No grails>9/9/9>All slot>Morgan 120'd max paw'd/fou'd>Not pushed nor in allbro?
post soulless
>>493008854>493008832
>>493008841It was a clowny summer for me, I'll change it when I feel like it
Post servants that need to be impregnated
>>493008084Chinese tea > japanese tea
>>493008960Meant for >>493008854
>>493008854/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General
>>493008691>He doesn't know about C.C.Cosmos
>>493008662She can comfortably loop with Koyan so that already gives her more utility than a lot of other ssr. Her problem was her dogshit release kit and pointless first strengthen.
EUbros... we lost...
Where are the Chacha buffs, animation upgrade, adult alt and swimsuit alt?
>>493009086Can you really tell the difference?
>>493007396Fuck, I forgot Okuni got a rate up now. I really shouldn't roll for her, I barely began saving again after summer but wasting 2 tickets on her feels worthless. Why would I want someone that barely has any utility?
>>493009649One of them sends the world into a state of mass hysteria for two years and gets away with it.
Tea?
>>493008585sent, 120 morgan in berserker
>>493008585Sent, schez in all
>>493009926Tea is good.
Gonna log in, do my one run with 40ap, look at my soulpport and then look and my bros list then log out.
>>493008585Already friends.
>>493009386yeah i don't know. what is it
>>493009942>>493010008Added and locked!
170 and 85 are the requirements for class score right?
>can't get used to putting the blue card at the back of the mighty chain for np gain>can't get used to putting the red card at the back of the chain for damageThe fuck
Why don't people post Serenity anymore
>>493010410is this the Anon lippa or the other one?
>>493009649Yes. Considering the whole process of taking care of the plant, harvesting the leaves and post processing and finally brewing there are quite a few regional differences on how things are done and what the desired taste of the tea is.If you want really really dumbed down version that is not even that real I'd say that generally Chinese green teas are more herby where Japaneser green teas tend to lean towards earthy.
>>493010260Thanks bro!
>>493010552who?
>Fr*nch ServantsI hate them. I hate them all!
Events aren't content until the last node is available at which point its just farming which is decidedly not content.
>>493009649Yes the heavy metals and fluoride in the tea leaves from having the plants be watered with sewer sludge runoff makes an authentic chinese tea far superior
>>493010552>NOOOOO IT'S IMPLIED SHE ISN'T FOR (Me) AAAAH LASAGNA I'M GOING INSAAAANESomething like that.
>>493010590it's Rahm
>>493010410my lippa will return...>>493010590the other one...
>>493011084Ah, don't have him added unfortunately.
>>493011009You know they wash the leaves right?Why do I even bother, Americans don't have the energy to wash anything. Maybe their chicken and eggs lol
>>493011202>Americans don't have the energy to wash anything. Maybe their chicken and eggs lolLmao what?
none of you "bros" are worth locking
>>493011365post fc
>493010410Wait, it's real? -1?
>>493011018>493011018sex
>>493011365i am ....
>>493011365'k
>>493011202you're really baiting hard to get someone to post THAT
>>493011514Is anything of what I said wrong?
ice tea > any other tea dont @ me
brisk raspberry ice stea > any other tea dont @ me
>>493010410If that's actually him then that sucks since he seemed cool, but also if you're going to avatar/trip/whatever you kind of need to have a thick skin and if you don't want to deal with that then don't avatarpost.
>>493011202ah yes... washing the plant will remove the heavy metals and fluoride the plant has absorbed... Then an idiotic comment about americans when im european. You are the dumb american stereotype"Tea plants are known as fluoride hyperaccumulators, which means they absorb potential toxins and heavy metals to a greater concentration than is in the soil surrounding them. The older individual tea leaves get, the more fluoride they can absorb."
>>493011514It has to be name brand clorox bro
How do you make tea from ice?
Bros, I'm still here. Just lurking more and post a screenshot of the event from time to time.
Don't rot your teeth with sugary garbage.
Bros, I don't 大好き you anymore. I am leaving.
>>493011992teeth are the strongest metal in earth they dont rot lol
I hate Noggers and Snickers
Ambatu...
>>493012078yeah i bet you don't need to floss either
why are we having a dead week tier thread in the middle of an event bros
>>493012137isnt that the fortnite dance
>>493012134cute drawing bro
I'm afraid of drinking tea now.Thanks /alter/
guda guda means dusa
>>493011886how2tea>throw tea bags in the top of the coffee maker>hit brew >poor tea into pitcher>add at least 3 cups of sugar to the tea while the tea is at peak heat >this takes advantage of chemistry to super saturate the tea >Add Ice till it's cold perfect Tea Also side note, you can super saturate your Koolaid by heating up the water before you add the Koolaid powder and sugar.
brors can np1 rikyu loop?
>>493012449HOLY FUJIMOTO KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Walmarts aren't the same since they got rid of the greeters...
>>493011886google "cold brewing"
>>493012483Maybe.
>>493012483
Lipper was actually a walmart greeter?
What's your favorite tea bros? I like green tea the best.
>>493012481AYO DIS NIGGA GOT KOOLAID AT HIS CRIB!! PARTY AT KENSHIIIIETS HOUSE NIGGAS
>>493012449these are so dumb, they just took a character from each of those series and threw medusa's mark and haircut on them
would you let rikyu suck your dick?
>>493012694
>>493012694i like hot green tea, and ice cold black tea
>>493012687Engineer.
>>493012694pic related>>493012869Go to bed Myst
>>493012694Herbs tea. Mountain herbs are preferable.
>>493012483Rule of thumbSupport Servants only need NP1Damage Servants need NP2
Myst, Plushie Mistress, xNaya, Pekora, SoberOni, KitaSean. Watch all of them
>>493012694English breakfast black tea
>>493012483She can use BG so she's probably fine if you're willing to 5CE
>>493012483Only during this event : )
>Follow retard whale with NP5 everything>Send friend requests once a month until I get blocked or accepted
>>493012483She can't loop even at np5
>>493013247Gudako sex?
>>493013628There, there
George Floyd reference?
>>493006910Tamamo would totally go full sadist if that's what Hakuno wanted. She isn't disinclined at all.
>>493013364she looks like nightingale, especially in that gag series artstyle. personality is similar too>>493004104
Bros, I'm still here...
>>493012694Lately I've been enjoying Mojiang black tea, and the sencha I got from Kyoto the most.
>>493013474I slept 8 hours last night.
please be nice
>>493013759Dumb slut made for anal
You know what this thread needs
>>493013628Kama...
hag love
>>493013302Nobody?
why didn't (you) just have sex with rikyu to fix her magical energy problem?
>>493013628
>Keep all event information on the superior old site>Except the walkthrough to specifically spite everyone who hates your web 3.0 garbage.
>>493013994A healthy dose of pancuronium?
>>493014043Your cum has little value in compared to cold hard cash.
>>493013348>
I hate when enemies give themselves invul or evade
Isn't it dangerous to draw Tsukihime characters without knowing the original work? I had this feeling in mind, but then I had this feeling with a woman whose appearance I really liked, who I analized in the original work, and who it turns out can't train her asshole, and who came to FGO in a sexy swimsuit, so wouldn't it be weird for me not to draw her anal orgasm? The latter won out.
>>493014278>
>>493014160>needing a walkthrough for FGOcome on it's not even a mission event
>>493014043My waifu drained my balls for the next week before any singularity or event.
>>493014043why do our servants need to fucking sleep, how do we have multiple and not die, why don't our servants have an iv drip of gudakos vaginal discharge to keep themselves summoned? the answer is none of it fucking matters
>>493014278>first she steals your streak>now she steals your 3 turn.
>>493014362Bro is the anal analyst
>>493014362
>>493013994It doesn't actually
>>493014492Kek, she lost her head
>>493014278If only there were a servant that could rip off defensive buffs
>493012694If you ever have the chance to go to Hawaii don't forget to try the Ujikintoki and Matcha shaved iceI've never seen them in the US mainland, but Hawaii is definitely a special place>493012483The problem is not the np level. It's the cursed np rate. You will soon see her problem in assassin and berserker nodes with higher enemy hp.Solution 1: Np from start provided by event CEs.Solution 2: General looping supports beside both Skadis like Nero Bride
>>493014413>how do we have multiple and not dieTo be fair, even in FSN they stated you can have as many servants as you want but they'd probably go away since they'd run out of mana with only one master as the source.
>>493014278Why not just 3 turn this like a normal person
>>493014160Have they still not gotten their shit together? Both sites are shit right now still.
>>493014398I want to know the break bar -> NP Max bosses and which Extra servants to put on support.
>>493014678I hate my keyboard...
>>493014668You get used to it.
>>493014232Wake up!
>>493011436You know what, I'm taking the frog as top repost over an admittedly botted /gig/ ritualpost and the original Liz picture up there having its MD5 banned.
>>493014704Its 3 runs a day and I like seeing Mordred and Gareth team up to beat the bad guysI don't think I ever 3 turn outside lottos or 90+
>>493014160The new website looks almost identical to how it used to look
>>493014929>3 runs a dayClassic mobro!
Open your mouth z-a-k-o~
Your favorite servant is married.
>>493013348>>493014232
>>493014278smartest male master
>>493014958Their v2 site breaks without scripts.
>>493014362So you want to fuck ciel in the ass ?
>>493015228She married many women, but I'm her only husband.
>>493015146NO
>>493015382Medb bro…
>>493015228married to ME
your favorite servant is... dead LOL
>>493015228To me
>>493007720I suspect being sequestered amongst the ruling class they didn't know what common Men, emphasis on plural, were like.
>Nigga uses his servants without giving a fuck about 3 turn autism>Can even see their animations and full kit>This is bad somehow
>>493014813Bro..you don't actually type out the reply numbers.. do you?
>>493014432Dino slippers mama
>>493015673Is there some other way to reply then?
>493014678>>493012694>>493012483
>>493015449But anon...(You)'re my favourite servant
>>493015323Works on my machine
>>493015568People here get angry when you don't adhere to using a lvl120 SuIbuki to clear everything like they do.
>>493015568
>>493015817Cringe
>>493015568>Don't 3 turn>Complain how it takes a long time
>>493015817Based tamamochad conquering more land for /alter/.
>>493016201
>>493015754W-what did you just say? NO..NONONONO.... AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOO MY CONCEPTUAL WEAKNESSSSS AIEEEEEEEEE dies
>>493015725Click the number on the post..
Punch Bobitch in the faceIn fact, do the same to Morgan and Melusine too
Rolling Gogh next month anyone????
>>493015725Bro....
>>493015725
>>493015673Forget about it, that was awkwardI didn't mean to screw up the quotes but I blame my keyboard for that
>>493016354Me
I think I will also take my time and slow the gameplay
Rikyu got wood…
>>493015725don't want to hear about how mordred is dumb ever again after this, holy
>>493016256Is Caren tight down there?
DAKARA LONELY LONELY SETSUNAKUTE KOWARESOUNA YORU NI SAELONELY LONELY KIMI DAKE WA ORIGINAL LOVE WO TSURANUITEANO HITO DAKE KOKORO NO SEIKANTAIWASURETAI NE...LOVE ME LOVE ME TSUYOKU YOWAI KOKOROKISS ME KISS ME ASERU HITORI NO YORU
>>493016781
>slow animations>3*s and below only>no CEs equipped>mandatory FL support is a Lv. 1 George>lard coffee in handAh, it's FGO gaming time
>>493016781Lol
FGO NA
>>493017019Ye
>>493016781Depends, how does you cock size compare to angry manjew?
Ishida sex
>>493017121Let's post certified FGO NA servants
>>493017146Well he had shirou's body so...
>>493017019>>493017121>>493017259ribs
>>493017259Are you sure about that?
I'm facecarding the event nodes and you can't stop me.
>>493017354Yes since we are playing on FGO NA server
>>493017469That's fine, just don't whine about the enemies using survival skills like the other anon
>>493017469
>>493017613Is that... who I think it is?
>>493017739Imagine sticking your knife between those ribs and then touching them with your hand...
>>493017832(!) This post was made by Shiki Tohno
>>493017832Imagine pulling these ears
>>493017832Jack get off the computer and go eat lunch with the other children before it gets cold.
>>493017501‘kay
>>493017469Better version of this gif, bro
>>493017976>>493017993>>493017994I want to directly hold her from the ribcage while i penetrate her.
>>493017469Based Gogh bro
>>493002605This only happens in a perfect world, a Liz world.But this isn't a Liz world... Forgive us, Liz.
https://x.com/aoimasami/status/1830872555487666182/photo/1Jack!
>>493016705hmmm perhaps
>>493018521Saber wouldn't say that...
I'm just face carding with these three so far
Whose wood is this?
>>493017469Same. I'm doing double Keisuke right now and it's pretty fun.
>>493018757Mime
>spacesuit bb got more art than summer ereshBrutal
>>493018775people actually like this guy?
>>493018915Not as brutal as the fact that this could have been Lip
im doing the dishes...
>>493018970Shinsengumi has always been a yume game theme
>>493018970I've got him along Rikyu. Pretty fun and I like his EA animation with him using his sleeves to clean the blood. He has his uses, too.My only complain is that the only buff for Shinsengumi is Critical Strenght and only in NP. But otherwise I can see him with weird gimmicky.That being said, I didn't expect Rikyu to be essentially Quick Morgan. A shame I STILL don't have any type of Skadi. Well, Buster and Arts are covered at least. In general I feel that the new servants from this event have an unique use that can be even good for support.
>>493019163How does that work
>>493019429She want's to summon shenrong.
>>493018970I think he's interesting in the story and I like the Shinsengumi cast so it's nice to get one incidentally while rolling for my main target (Rikyu) and I like specific trait/group/etc. based supports. He's super undertuned, which sucks, but I know if he ever gets buffed to not be undertuned I'd be disappointed if I didn't get him
>>493018970I like him
>>493019240I can understand the other shinsengumi though, they're pretty cool. Yamami just has no personality ....
>>493018970First and foremost, I love his art and kit. Kibadori Rue knocked it out of the park and his NP seems to be a reference to the poem written about him after he committed seppuku (read Profile 3). I'd call him "interesting" as a person, not necessarily someone I can admire but I still like him.
um so lonely that when I get friend requests in game for a moment I feel wanted but then I remember that rolled for meta supports and I'm active when it comes updating and changing up my rosters to fit events...
>>493018970nope
>people actually like [unpopular character]?>gets showered with (You)like clockwork
>>493020312people actually like this guy?
>>493018970He’s literally me to the T
Speaking of unpopular characters, what's up with Don Quixote? He seems very well liked by people that have read Traum, but he barely gets any art.
https://www.cdjapan.co.jp/product/NEOGDS-805100
>>493020184Consider removing the broomstick you have shoved up your ass.
>>493020389Reason number 1 - No big boobaReason number 2 - No big booty
Post servants that allow me to regularly cum inside
>>493020625
>>493020610it just got instantly posted, 2 times even
Post goofy images off silly servants engaging in humorous shenanigans
>>493020184it doesn't work with actual forgotten characters like Caligula or Mephistoles
>>493020389The peak of fgo fanart passed a long time ago. Unless a character becomes really popular like Oberon or is the alt of a pretty popular and expected character like Lip, it's very hard to get art. Just compare it to forgotten year one servants like Titty Monk and d'Eon who have numbers in the thousands even if they have been ignored for years now.
>>493020727i don't feel like BB is the type
>>493020494Threads have been hell recently between schizos flinging shit at everyone and lucksucker spamming garbage 24/7.
>>493020926
>>493018970I'm a massive Okitafag, so roll all the shinsengumi.
>>493020952>D'eon>Thousands
I got the new 4*, I have literally never heard of him until now, is he a NA exclusive servant?
Enough talk, Bob posting time.
>>493021065What are your thoughts on Okita feet?
>>493020380I like that he was a pretty fun and clear cut villain. I think he's a more fun character to see on screen then >>493018970
>>493021219
>>493021471>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYGaM4ltf0s
Why is nobbu a woman anyway?
>>493021665Because we are not gays
>>493021527KEK
>>493021665It can't be helped.
>>493021665because its funny
I find it very sad how I know who is samefagging with their shitpost
>>493020926ok
>>493021870I don't get it.
>>493021819same
>>493021471>>493020926oops wrong image
>>493021208His last presence was during Gudaguda 5 which was 2 (-2) years ago
>>493018970Not sure, but he sure as hell likes me apparently. NP4 and 0 Rikyu to show for it. Only gonna bother to try for NP5 at this point because it would bother me to not finish him since my account is heavily weighted towards him.
any Cu bros?
...home...
What do I have to read to understand GudaGuda events and the character interactions within?
>>493022279Meet behind the Tea shop.
>>493021870That's not funny
>>493022279all of Prisma Illya
>>493022190BROS, SHE DID THE THING
Hey you wanna hear a joke? Akechi's probably had his rule better in his short time than Concord did post release.
>>493022279Read Kamasutra
>>493022279An IQ below the average.
Why didn't you save Concord /bag/?
do we like dogs?
>>493022472hm
I haven't been here for like a year and it's less cancer than I remember, did lucksucker die?
>>493022598cu got wood?
>>493022279Play Nioh 2
>>493022472>>493022652Wrong board my bad
>>493022691the woodiest
>>493022279Previous guduguda events.
>pajet >made automataYeah I'm thinking they ain't that bad.
>>493020982>recentlyIt's been half a fucking decade...
i measured 138 on a Mensa test, and +130 on a proper psychological iq test i had for a job
Who's your favorite vtuber, /alter/?
>>493023748Wow you must be really retarded if they made you take an in test for a job
>>493023748did you get a pay raise or a pay cut out of it?
>>493023830It's actually fairly common in my country.
>>493023808That one pink retard that is actually funny sometimes. I unironically forgot her name.
>morgankek>had to take iq testKINOko Nasu.
>i was merely pretending so i could shit on my own post
Is Iyo for me?
>>493022279For this event particularly:>"Rikyu" (film) 1989>"Ogin-sama" or "Love Under the Crucifix" (film) 1962>Hyouge Mono (Up to chapter 92 if you are not very interested in that Furuta guy)>Komahime: Sanjou Gawara Ibun (My personal recommendation, no translation)But if you come here our intelligent tea enjoyers can explain everything. I have faith in it.
>>493023942
Good night, bros.
>>493024221wtf is this real
>>493023830the test was part of the psychological screen>>493023851got a good contract out of it
>>493012449Bleach dusa and naruto dusa look the best.
>>493024182Yes
I'm already at 500,000 tea points
>>493023748Thats great MorganbroDid you find yourself a gf with that iq?
>>493024584yeah, made a tulpa Morgan gf with all my brainpower
>>493022279The context for it can basically be summarized into "Monkey was a tyrannical bipolar retard whose own senseless actions ended up biting him eventually"
>>4930245731,500,000 to go
>>493023974>KINOko Nasu>he doesn't know
>>493024584Yeah there she is
>>493022653I wish...
>>493022653I wish.
>>493024267Nite
>>493022653i wish
>>493024267nighty night bro
Lucksucker is one of us, no need to wish for his death bros. I expect at least 10 alterbros to jump and take a bullet for him. Not me tho
>>493023748Can you clear hands now?
What's going on in this thr-GOOD LORD!
>>493025462Can you?
>>493025424>I expect at least 10 alterbros to jump and take a bullet for himSomeone please shoot him so we can verify this theory.
>>493025587Jannu Love!
>>493025690Bring 11 bullets just in case.
>>493025623Yeah, with an ungrailed welfare 4*.
>>493025623Yes
>>493025623Yes with Eric Bloodaxe
I'm touching myself tonight
>>493025747What is happening here? Looks like they are having fun
why did Nero copy him?
>>493025462Miss the memo?
>>493026097
>>493024195Summary:Rikyu: did a lot for hideyoshi and was a great salesman, got executed literally just because.Komahime: Hideyoshi ordered the complete massacre of someone's family members, Komahime had JUST married some guy from said family the day before and even though her father begged for Komahime to be spared and Hideyoshi agreed, Komahime's corpse was found out along with the rest.Hideyoshi was about to be lynched since he made everyone angry, however, he fucking died on his own.
>>493022041If we are to get yet another one, I at least hope it's a kickass Chariot riding Cu.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvaz5LLQC0M
>>493026394i just want the lancer dawg dawg with the lance on him
>>493026394>dark moorbased as FUCKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmCm2X0Hu1A
>furries on /alter/
>>493022771cute as always
>>493026820Like everything, it's fine when women do it.
Thoughts on Iyo?
>>493026820they were attracted by the smell of horse penis
>>493026975Sex
>>493026975I would plap her
there's a cute girl in my art class that looks like gogh
>>493026975I'd fuck Himiko in front of her and then have Iyo lick my dick clean.
>>493026975I hope she has a big moment so that she regains her confidence
>>49302720179% chance that's a troon
>>493026364So Hideyoshi was a retard, duly noted.
>>493027201>girl
>>493027201Ask her to gogh out with you bro
Good night fellas
>>493027201Be her friend bro
>>493027420please stop joking around, this is no goghing matter
>>493026220>5CE>level 100 MLB kscopeHeh.
>>49302720199% chance she's BDP.Go for it.
>>493027354Long story short, yes.He was a retard for killing Rikyu and a retard for unjust execution of Komahime.If he didnt happen to die on his own, he wouldve gotten killed by an angry mob + soldiers.
>>493027434
>>493027434Night
>>493027541She can 6ce if you really need that. It'll be even easier for her after summer Kuro.
>>493027354I mean, mf tried to invade Korea just so he could at some point invade China and be named Emperor, saying the guy was a little full of himself is an understatement
Prostagma? I bought AoM Retold yesterday. Freyr is looking really cool to play. Any bros playing, and hopes for the next civ after the chinese rework? Maybe Meso-american, Sumerian or Celtic perhaps? Big chance of seeing more of our servants as heroes there.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GFTlf68aO8
What a long day. Time to have some fun with my bros. Lip love!
>lord hideyoshi we have to do something about Rikyu! Hes full of himself>>Nah leave him be, im leaving cya>Damn you rikyu ill expose y->>Actually go kill Rikyu, no need for proof just go kill him.The fact that the guy who hated Rikyu was fucking astonished makes this so funny, what the fuck is wrong with Hideyoshi
>>493026364>>493027354So he is a worse schizo than PHH Morgan. Ok. Nobu herself said she didn't get along well and only had their interest alligned.
>>493028576Hello bro
>>493028660Yeah since PHH Morgan actually had a reason to be pissed as she got shafted in favor of Artoria.Hideyoshi is just completely retarded
>>493028602Man was one of Nobu's bros and had that same unhinged ambition in him, except he actually got to rule Japan.
>>493026364>Hideyoshi was about to be lynched since he made everyone angry, however, he fucking died on his own.Based Monkey
>>493027434You are not a Morganbro
What's your favorite mexican food?
>>493027157I really really like this image. I wish Teabbu would move though.
>It's based to be an annoying retarded nigger Ok.
>>493029264pizza
>>493029264burrito
>>493028559I have high hopes that the Chinese can be fixed, didn't even bother to buy on the first steam release. And I'm down for any new pantheon, but if I had to bet, it will probably a Mesoamerican one.
>>493029264coke
>>493028689Hey, bro.
>>493028559Nice, i downloaded it off steamrip but haven't launched it yet, having a blast with the OG AoM and Rise of Nations
>>493028559Prostagma…
>>493028559i still can't buy it because all the stores here are chronically out of stock of steam cards and my bank account isn't compatible with steam, it's a tragedy
>>493027157Wait is she a canon nopan?!
>>493029264I had tacos with some guacamole once, they were pretty good
>>493011889I hope you feel better, bro. Nothing wrong with taking some time for your mental health.
>>493029741Muramasa going in raw.png
>>493029293you should be grateful for OchaNobbu, its thanks to her that image is advertiser-friendly
>>493026735Great band. They have one of my favorite songs themed around "proto-Morgan" (the Morrígan).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y-LqiFC7Ug
>>493028559Man I remember playing AoM as a kid. Would always say fuck it and just use cheats and have fun.
>>493029264I ate roasted crickets in a Oaxacan restaurant once
>>493030073Morrigan is not proto-Morgan, they are completely different characters, you are meaning someone like Morrigan from Dragon Age
>>493030061No! She should get out of our way.
Morgan is wood and I’m Woodwose
Morgan is my queen.
Morgan said I’m cute
>>493029752I don't know if it's official, but if Himiko doesn't wear them why would she?
>>493026364Underplaying the komahime thing She was forced into a marriage with someone she never met, hideyoshi ordered every single person that guy ever talked to murdered, even though his child bride has nothing to do with him and they never really met hideyoshi had her murdered and thrown into a roadside unmarked grave >Komahime was said to be the most beautiful woman in eastern Japan, and caught the attention of the kanpaku Toyotomi Hidetsugu, who took her as his consort. At the age of 15, she left her hometown, went up to Kyoto, and became the kanpaku's consort.>―――That's what should have happened.>Shortly after arriving in Kyoto, Komahime received news that she would be executed because she was allegedly implicated in Hidetsugu's rebellion. Even before she officially became a consort.>The execution was stalled after a succession of pleas from various fronts, and Hideyoshi, finally unable to ignore such pleas for any longer, ordered the execution to be called off, but it was already too late, and Komahime's life vanished with the dew at Sanjogawara.>'I will be killed by the sword of merciful Mida who brings criminals to justice, and I have certainly not committed any of the five sins that prevents someone from ascending to heaven'>The bereaved families were not even allowed to receive the bodies, and they were said to be tossed in a pit dug by the riverside.
>>493030340This is probably the most stupid and forced joke here, and yet, I still laugh. Why am I like this.
>>493029264Pozole. When you think about it pozole is just like ramen, a soup made from pig bones, with some fat base, lots of toppings and a grain based "filling". Pozole, much like ramen, had different variations and styles across the country and as such can be quite the diverse dish.
Mogan
>>493030507Does she not wear it? I don't have her sadly
>get to Saber sex scene in HA>hey, this is actually kind of hot->"Saber's stomach, fresh like a young sweetfish"
>Mogan
>"~~!!!"
POST GARETH
I don't remember any prior event having no 5 ap nodes in each time lock and this event has multiple days where there is only 0 ap nodes.
Morgan has a beautiful smile
>>493030732thats a thick neck
>>493030732Who is this handsome?
>>493029752They didn't invent underwear and bras back thenThey were basically cavemen in Japan still Even though China was already having the war of three kingdoms around that same time period
>>493030836
What would you do in this situation?
>>493030857You too bro
Yup, I am thinking Morgan is /alter/core
I'd just like to remind everyone that okita did it before himiko's guda guda
>>493027354It was ironic that he kicked the bucket all the sudden when the invasion forces were still in Joseon. Ishida was in command of them and had to retreat all the forces and wipe his ass and the defeat at Sekigahara was the direct result of all those foolishness.This Ishida guy was kinda tragic. Brought up by the Monkey as a kid, given great power and swore dead serious loyalty to him, knowing he is a retard in his late years and still follows him. And sacrificed his life as the leader of the Western Army just for the Toyotomi.>>493028602The conflict between him and Rikyu I think it's 50 to 50. Neither Hideyoshi nor Nobu is going to allow Sakai to be an independent state and sooner or later they would find someone to replace Rikyu in order to control Sakai. But as the plot said, to be executed just because with a bland excuse, he never cared about what his followers and Rikyu's disciples (many of them are daimyos) would think of him.What's absolutely no excuse for is the Hidetsugu incident. Disappointing and decimating your own ally forces like it's nothing is just retarded.
>>493030732those are some thick ass shoulders and neck
>>493031007Gawaina sexo
>>493031124did WHAT
>>493031124okita wear booty shorts, we all know that
>>493031007>gawainCuckshit>lancelotCuckshit>TristanCuckshit>bediBest girl as always
>>493030543Its a summary retard, its not underplayed just fast explanation of what happened.
>Mog-
>>493031240Go nopan.>>493031316She took off her underwear
>>493031124Sometimes I forget how sexy and breedable Okita is outside of her feet
>>493031501okay i guess you didn't have to tell us that
>>493030543>>493026364>>493027354Hideyoshi is a really funny example of a dude who was a great enough general to be considered the people's hero in his youth but so fucking garbage at ruling he's usually essentially split into two different people.Nioh 2 just made this completely literal and made one half get possessed by a demon, the depths of human stupidity is frightening.
Post THAT Okita pic now
>>493030627you are no part of /alter/you are a homosexual man in an anime convention begging for attention from strangers on the internet
>>493031576I had to.
>>493031007in this timeline, Lancelot isn't banished for the crime of adultery, but for having lesbian sex with Gwynevere because homos are not allowed in Saber's perfect kingdom
>NopanWeak half-measures
>>493031628mogan
>>493031628Morgan would never say this
>>493031740In the gag manga okita is fully nude while nobu has her cape and hat. So okita still wins.
>>493032113
Mo
>>493032042Mogan would
>>493032046
Hi, new player here. I have a question, I'm not shitposting or anything like that, just genuinely curious. Why is this game fille with so many cuck artists? That shit was keeping me out of the game, but I finally gave it a try and I'm enjoying it.
>>493032280>Why is this game fille with so many cuck artists?Like?
>>493032280List all of them now
>>493031740>>493032046Rani beats both because her life goal is to strip the entire world of their clothes and make everyone nude.
>>493032113Small mom, big mum.
i like fgo
>>493032370Ok but she is wearing clothes, her goals do not matter what matter are her actions
Mogan's heroes
>>493031620He started his life basically as a fisherman and went up the ranks through sheer ruthlessness and efficiency while dealing with war. The guy basically didn't know how to behave when things started getting peaceful. The fact he took so long to conceive an heir also didn't help his erratic behavior
>>493032237Nothing wrong with bros having fun time together
>>493032510>>493032370
>>493032510She takes them off occasionally.
>>493032527Why Castoria’s has heterochromia?
>>493032113Moms Love!
>>493032713She got hit in one eye like David Bowie.
>>493032619>glasses Weak.
>>493032280Cucks are homosexually attracted to the hatred and disgust of superior males. They naturally gravitate towards franchises that have obsessive possessive audiences (read classical waifu fags), since they give the most aggressive responses.
Wow, literally me.
this seems like a good deal
>>493032338Marushin
>>493032931Why is my sister like this?
>>493032981redeem it
>>493032370Imagine Rani sitting on your face
>Have 600 of every other mat but fangs>End up with hundreds of unused red leavesThis tea shit is so inefficient
>>493032672Gong does that?
>>493033067He did like a CE. Any other examples with actual weight?
Do you guys like Iyo?
Jack.
>>493033590this question was asked 20 times today
>>493033590Yes. She's cute.
>Nipwank event>words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words
>>493033395Yeah this pseudo lotto is poorly designed. Can't wait for morganfes.
>>493033729What did you expect from a text game? Mathematical equations?
>>493033590Ye
Do you guys like BB?
>>493033729>Guda Guda Nipwank event>jokes jokes jokes jokes jokes jokes jokes
>>493033590Not my type but she's okayWill use her to farm 90++ then probably never touch her again
>>493033729the biggest wordcount in the game goes to britwank though
>>493033838She looks like rin>>493033862She is ok.
>>493033395I need fangs but also seeds. I'll get seeds now, since the current node is even on all three powders and I'll need points to progress. Then fangs once I really start farming and I think I'll burn excess reds off on hearts.
>>493033590She's cuter than the cavewoman who preceded her.
You guys like JalterIf you say you don’t, you are lying
Why is "chen gong" considered as spam and auto-filtered?
>>493033589Oh didn't knew that they hired him to do stuff in the game, yuck. I was talking about artists that draw doujinshi's, not oficial artists.
>>493033729LB6 was much longer than any of the Gudaguda events and if you didn't read you should just uninstall now
>>493033896>4-5 Brit events>30245 Nip events>the biggest wordcount in the game goes to britwank though
Left number rojo hermanos
>>493033729>Nipwabk event>Made by nip doujin circle turned video game developer owned by nip media company Inb4 "muh westaboo franchise" like all you disingenuous retards inevitably bring up, nipwank sells in the home market and nio companies literally do not give a shit about feedback from other territories that's why fucking Albert runs the NA side.
>>493029741Vulome.>>493029420I have a feeling it will be Meso-american too, just to have a different representation with the Americas (most of the Mythology civs are Europe-centric and China represents Asia for now). But I hope they keep adding more in the future, perhaps even Japanese could be something in the cards. Indian pantheon would also fit incredibly well with the game.
>>493034236>I was talking about artists that draw doujinshi'sWhy the hell would that even matter?
>>493034236>I was talking about artists that draw doujinshi'sLMAO this fucking guy. Because fgo had a strong doujinshi scene and an even stronger scanning scene.
>>493033590She's a cute lil failure, I like her.
>>493034236cuck doujins are all over every franchise that takes off in the doujin scene because nips are cucks
>>493034272No it isn't
>>493033862nogarbage character from one of the worst fate's works
Post motherfuckers, stop saving your ritualposts nobody cares.
>>493034264yeah
>>493034779kys
>>493034526I see, is just that , I literally blocked like ten accounts today that were posting cuckshit about the game. I usually follow artists randomly and this never happened with any other gacha game.
>>493034847>I usually follow artists randomly and this never happened with any other gacha game.(x) doubt
>>493006220schizophrenia in a nutshell.
https://nhentai.net/g/349170/
Don't hurt ushi alright? She is a good girl.
>>493033862Should i kneel or bend over?
>visual novel game>"Why are there words?"
>>493035094Do you know that if i accidentally clicked that link in my country I'd be arrested?
Never mind, kill ushi.
>>493030254No, I have no idea what this Dragon Age mean. They are similar on many respects, despite being distinct characters of course. While their names aren't linguistically cognate (despite sounding somewhat similar), they can both be linked through a comparative approach of both materials. Arthurian and Irish material have a high degree of connectivity on close inspection.
>>493033862Honestly the sakurafaces had the least emotional impact on me in CCC. I was way more invested in my servant and the home base squad.
>>493035195>bend over?Based chadao giving BB a piggyback ride
>>493035565>>493035565>>493035565
>>493035197most people don't care about fgo's shitty story.they just want to roll for the newest animu girl and that's all.
>>493035719I wouldn't call them people
>>493035197>visual novel game>"Why is there no game?"
>>493035719I don't consider them people.
It's over
Does Iyo wear panties? Does she enjoy giving others a view up her skirt in her attacks?
Mash is your wife.
