THIS IS NOT A DRILL, GO PLAY HAZARD RIGHT NOW>Hazard Gameplay Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oKDz0UTDRA>A Blast to the Past Begins with Overwatch: Classichttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24146047/>6v6 playtests in Season 14https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24151413/>Latest patch noteshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/>Season 13 "Spellbinder" trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBIWoBpWnvQ [Embed]>Overwatch: Classic Official Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBj4SCL4PNo [Embed]>Comics, short stories and musicoverwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/media/Schedule>Oct 15 - Season 13 "Spellbinder" (Map reworks incl. Havana, Circuit Royale, Numbani, Dorado, Widowmaker Mythic, Soldier: 76 Mythic weapon, Gilded Aspects versions for all Mythic skins, MHA collab, Halloween Terror event, Cassidy and Brigitte hero mastery, QP: Hacked Limit 2, QP: Hacked Kingmaker, more Mercy and Kiriko skins)>Nov 12 to Dec 2 - Overwatch: Classic, Soldier 76 mythic weapon>Nov 29 to Dec 2 - Competitive Drives>Dec 10 - Season 14 (incl. New tank, 6v6 playtests, Venture skins)>Overwatch Wikioverwatch.gamepedia.com/>Overwatch dev trackerdevtrackers.gg/overwatch>Overwatch Esportsliquipedia.net/overwatch/Main_Page>Mercy spam filterlisthttps://pastebin.com/vB5D1i4X>Kiriko spam filterlisthttps://pastebin.com/VXp7mUqGPrevious thread: >>503099973
Widow's futa cock
ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND AND THE NEW HOMOBAIT TANK
>>503233157
Hazard cock in my ass
>>503233174can I enjoy your hotwife's loose poosey instead
Hazard ass on my cock
>leap>shoot>slash>near instant 150+ damage even if ur aim is shitis this okay
Ashe's sweaty feet
You have to admit, his kit is kinda fun. Shame his design is so ass
>>503233381>instant 150+ damageliterally nothing
>>503233381that's like shitters complaining that dva can delete them if they are in her booster range
>aim>shoot>instant 1000 million damageisthis ok?
>>503233276That's gay though
When I am given support role I euthanize but when I am given the damage dealer role I try my best to win.So why does it keep giving me the support role.
>>503233660depends, is your skin blue?
>>503233743the system thinks you suck (you do) and wants you to become better
>white man with a wall climbum blizzard isn't this cultural appropriation of the japanese?
>>503232463>tank favoritismholy shit you really dont want to admit that support is why the game is bleeding both tanks and DPS huh? yeah its tank favoritism that has tank queues at sub 1 minute with 5% of players compared to launch OW2 up until ramattra. its tank favoritism that makes them shit out low skill tanks that tank players dont like to play or fight because they brainlessly shut down most of the fun tanks in an attempt to get DPS and support to play an easier tank to prop up the falling numbers. its tank favoritism that allows ana to spam 2 of the strongest CC in the game at them off cooldown, for zen to constantly keep a 25% damage buff on them, kiriko to deny certain tanks entire function with a cooldown and so much other dumb shit. literally both DPS and tanks entire problems came from them wanting to "give support more individual impact" but not balancing the game at all for it until season 9 when they couldnt ignore it anymore
>>503233923>white manhe is Scottish
>>503233337...
>>503233871But I don't though, I can easily carry as support but refuse to do it when I'm noticing someone playing like a crazy person, for example the tank overextending to Africa and expecting heals.I'm simply euthanizing.But damage dealer gives me the opportunity to try my best even when someone plays like a crazy person.
>>503234010t. ankoid cope
>"fuck it go to open queue im not waiting 15 minutes">first match is hazard lucio and doomfist mirror out the gateno matter how much the dev team wants to pander to shitter retards with braindead CC, its clear that the community will always yearn for dive
>>503234231keep thinking you have any effect on the outcome of the match, shitter
>>503234190
I cannot get Illari to work
>>503233923Part of me does irk at the Jap-gang losing their exclusive access to wall-climbing
>>503234320Haven't cared enough to cap decent images, sorry
The new hero's gun and him are so fucking boring and lame
>>503234748>t. zero creativity
>>503234852>big buff guy with his shirt open is now creative
as a widow main, muahaha, keep jumping around the map you dumbasses, cant wait to farm ball and doom mains team inting on their new hero.
>>503234748Thats fine, his abilities are what make him interesting
I'm gay
>>503235146get back to work aaron
>another tank that does nothing against widow
Juno and hazard are good and fun
>>503235278Winston still exists.
>>503235278silver take
>>503235278Ball hard counters her because she can't headshot him
You can environmental kill people with the wall, it's very amusing
>>503235486member when kiriko could env kill with suzu
>>503235278maybe that and the sombra nerf are a sign that they have something in the pipeline for widow
>>503235486He had a good voice line for it too
Why haven't they reworked Mauga already? He warps every match he is in around him. He is a mandatory pick in every competitive and high-elo game if he is even remotely decent. There is no real counter to him, a good Mauga can avoid or wait out Ana nades.
>>503235759Who is this and why should I care for they/anys opinion?
>>503235759No. League shit can fuck off
>tank picks anything other than hazardImagine waiting 10 minutes to just play Doomfist in QP
>>503235759
>>503235840He is the president of Venezuela.
>>503235676They don't know how because they refuse to kill a character's "hero identity". Same reason they will never be able to fix hog because his "hero identity" is what's cancerous about him.
>>503235759>game already lost a ton of players across the game and tank most notably because braindead counters mean you cant play who you actually like>"we need a system to skip the counters entirely, just dont allow them to pick"yeah thats a smart idea. a smarter idea would be toning shit down through those mid season patches
>>503235676nigga they even gave hanzo his one shot back
>>503235676judy sex
>>503236284yiff in hell
>>503235676How do they rework him? He's a "DPS/Support picks flex slot" tank where you need no fucking thought to play him so if they reworked him into being actually interesting no one will play him
>>503233337>18 year old virgin>loose?
>>503236151you now remember how they reworked pharah to be playable without mercy pocket, only to double back and make her rework worthless instead of just nerfing mercy because they never thought about how she would make pharah even stronger. smart people do not work on this game.
>>503235676'no real counter to mauga'What fucking universe do you live in
>>503236507>>18 year old virgin>18 year old>virginlollmao even
>>503235278I miss the look of the old cinematics
>>503234010mucho texto
>>503236507>culture based on paganism>not loose
>>503236071Ok sorry for talking about him like they're a zero.
>>503235759>we wuz an esport. WE WUZ AN ESPORT!>you're not an esport.
>>503236646>there hasn't been a proper cinematic since sojourn's
I hope that's not his final roster icon, the lighting looks completely off next to everyone else
The bigbrain move is to queue for DPS and play echo
>>503237274that's been the case since heroes were paywalled
>>503237274>only time he deals damage is with the autoaim skill and cc
the only good thing about Hazard is that Flex Queue will give me Support instead of Tank
He must have a japanese grandparent or something if he can climb walls
my goat tr33 busting out the sombra on lan to prove the shitters wrong
>>503237274Are you a games journalist?
>>503238320nobody cares
>enke losing to nrgits so over eurobros...
How long before they make hazards jump automatically slash people because it's too hard for people?
>>503238489Maybe as an optional setting, because that can definitely screw you over if you're using it for movement only
i need more Juno skins
>>503238650wtf how many junos have you skinned already???
>>503238615yeah they'll add it when they add the setting that prevents rein and brig from automatically staring at the sky when they try to block on a stairway
>>503238650She looks like she kisses white boys for fun
>>503237395>>503238374Literally the FIRST seconds I've played him. I don't even know what type of gun he had and I was just playing echo, whose weapon is a projectile one leads when firing
>>503238887why do you call big black cocks "white boys"
>>503238721a trillion!
>>503238954Ew, Juno wouldn't do that
>>503239219I have seen plenty of evidence of the opposite.
Stop sexualising Juno!!!!
>>503239336>wears skintight suit>waves her hips back and forth when skatingshe does it herself
>>503239276proof?
>>503234361Illari has no redeeming factors>bad damage, need to hit every headshot just to make it mediocre>bad healing due to the 3 second downtime>pylon is far too easy to destroy>offers no utility>mediocre mobilityThe only reason to play her is her fat, squishy, jiggling ass.
LETS GO ENCE WOO REVERSE SWEEEEEP!
>>503239470It's skintight because space and that's just how women move
>>503237097Blizzard must have sacked those guys.
stop hurting venture in every new hero trailer. this is your last warning.
https://x.com/nemkok/status/1856796539479625896
>>503238960There is NO way that in the allocated time you have skinned a trillion Junos. Idiot!
before I ack myself
eurochads just can't stop winning
>>503239624>that's just how women movethey don't need to sway their hips so much
eubros... its joever
>>503239629yeah cinematic artists were part of the mass layoffs. extremely poor decision considering they were the only universally acclaimed part of the game, and blizzard cinematics in general had always been legendary.
are pros stupid? why is no one playing widow? don't they know she's like super broken cause she can literally one shot you
are pros stupid? why is no one playing ana? don't they know she's like super broken cause she can literally nade and sleep you
>>503236452lower his weapon damage, lower his E healing but increase the damage reductiongreatly buff his charge, allow you to short press it to stay stationary and use it just for the damage reduction/stomp damage without movinggive him temp health during his ultnow he doesnt statcheck every other tank and is a healthier character who relies on skillful plays with his charge and ult to succeed
>>503240138>extremely poor decision considering they were the only universally acclaimed part of the game, and blizzard cinematics in general had always been legendaryAre their MBA beancounters too retarded to quantify the importance of media content?
>>503240279This but unironically.
>>503239918the trillion Juno pelts in my basement say otherwise
nice one encekeks i just lost 300 euros
>>503240739they can still reverse sweep
>queue for 20 minutes>get rolled by a nolife doom main who got an instant queue thanks to being in a 4 stackfuck this game, I hope everyone who plays in a stack dies from the most painful cancer there is
>>503241104tank diff
>>503239525She's cute. That's redeeming
HUG AND LOVE ALL JUNO PLAYERS! TOTAL JUNO LOVE! :3
>>503240537You need professional help.
>>503241254
>>503241254hey did you know juno that one way of showing love on earth is filling up helmets with semen
>>503234361hit people in the mouth with her gun
>>503240481i've noticed that big corps tend to prefer saving $10 short term over saving $1000 in the long run.
>>503241254yaay>>503241307i play overwatch that is implied already i think
>ENCE (formerly ENCE eSports) is a Finnish multigaming organization whose primary aim is to make the Finnish esports scene more professional and consistent.>Has one Finnish player in their roster
Is ENCE throwing? Who paid them off?
>>503234361she's just ashe with a healing turret
>>503241652they kicked all the others thoughever
>OW esportslol im gonna bet $50 i can open this shit and be met with a mirror match or pretty close to it.
>>503241851thanks for the 50
>>503241446That's not true! You stop saying yucky stuff like this right away or else!
Is it a comp issue or are they just getting diffed hard?
If it was Sigma meta Vestola would clear
>>503240481MBA beancounters only know how to cut corners for short term gain, that's it. They have nothing else. That's all they know and they get paid millions to do it.
>>503242334region diff
GOD ENCE SUCKS BALLS FUCK OFF SHITTERS YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN IT ALL KICK THAT FAGGOT KELLEX ALREADY HE NEVER WINS ANYTHING
>>503241652ez for ence
>>503242691EU was embarassing
He's a doomfist-mei hybrid
Remember... there are no measurable differences between human populations. The reason certain populations are better at certain things like gaming in this case is because they have a culture of playing video games.
Juno is built to be Roadhog's living cocksleeve.
>long QP queues for tanks because of Hazard>both tanks play Orisabasado
>>503242829>asian onahole>fat ugly bastardname a more iconic duo
>>503241540Long term doesn't exist for the people making the decisions. I'm serious. CEOs and department execs get hired, and they cannibalize the the company to maximize profits for about 2 years, sometimes even less. In that time the company shows 'incredible growth' for it's investors, everyone is happy with the exec, and they thank him for doing such a good job and pay him more. Then, his work done, he golden parachutes away to go do the same to some other company, who will pay him a fortune to fuck them because he can say "look at my portfolio, when I was running company X they doubled their profits!"And if company X collapsed a month after he left and declared bankruptcy... well, clearly he was so good they couldn't last without him! Doubles 2 years of record profits sound good? We could have that. If everything explodes on year three, well... we know when to sell our stocks now don't we? This happens stunningly often. This is what happens when you allow rich fucks to create a system that ensures they *always* walk away with millions of dollars even if the company they were managing burns down around them and everyone else gets screwed in the process.
>>503242829many are saying this
>>503242920same but rein
>>503242829he already has dva
>>503243092i can ha- i mean he can have both
>>503243092*mercy
>>503243092>TWO cocksleevesgee mako leave some for the rest of us
>>503242997are you just learning about fiduciary responsibility? The alternative to bean counting is running a public company under gut instinct and going to jail. Only private companies have the luxury you speak about. Read before you typer mongrel
>*flies and jumps around you until she humiliates you*w-what do?
>solves the Widowmaker 1shot problem completelyWhy can't Blizzard do this?
>>503243312Cute white woman.
>>503243312She doesn't have blue eyes
>>503242789I'm sure the prospect of escaping south koreas nightmarish work culture is a big motivator for a lot of them. Similar to black americans living in low income neighborhoods getting good at basketball to leave that environment.
>>503243472how does this solve it
>>503243783You have to hold your cursor over a moving target for over a second, you can't just peek around a corner and 1hit kill someone.
Games are fucking horrid with mercy on both teams 4v4
>>503244221Kill the squishes first
>>503244221game essentially became 4v4 when pink rereleased
>>503243894Sounds good to me. They should add that.
>>503243608She's also not white
>be me>go to Greggs for some midnight oil to take my mind off the brain-sucky subjugation things running rampant around the city>that weird girl comes in>no signs of intelligence found anywhere in her eyes>some weird 160W light bulb sticking out of her chest>every square inch of her clothes is covered in obscene drawings>she slaps me on my shiny metal ass and says:>"hey, why did an omnic cross the road?">"w-why?">"because it was programmed to! yeah!">she then tries to spin around, trips and faceplants onto the floorMaybe eradicating all humans is not such a bad idea after all.
>>503244615You're so fucking racist
>hazard is weak from behind
>>503245091Yes?
>>503235676im mid master and hes one of the less picked tanks (havent played this season doe so excuse me if something changed)
>>503243312>ai sloppa
>>503245204he got buffed a week ago and now hes in every pro/grandmaster game, tard. why are you even discussing balance if you dont play the game?
>>503245091Juno is Vietnamese-Chinese which isn't white any way you slice it.
Got banned for saying that I hate omniggers
>>503245473odessa....
>>503245337no one plays this dogshit game plus you arent pro/grandmaster
I just got pocketed for the first time ever as bastion and immediately got accused of cheating
>>503245473DO NOT USE THE WORD
>>503245342I consulted chatgpt
>>503245935PIZZA
>>503246008reported & enjoy ur ban mate
>>503245473Do Ram and Zen call each other "My omnigga"?
can I have my tank queues back
Sex with Moira
dont talk to me until ive had my fat shatter
this character is fun so i don't expect him to be very good when the season launches
Give me the numbers /owg/Who is objectively the best healer in the game right now?
>>503246557JUNO SEXOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>503246514juno is fun and they've been nerfing her literally every patch
>>503246557Moirayou don't have to worry about aim so you will always be at 100% optimal performance in every matchmental game W
>>503243894Maybe it works in Rivals, but in Overwatch that character would be completely useless then.
>>503246557if we're strictly talking about healing numbers then probably moira, brig is up there as well but good luck having 100% inspire uptime on your entire team
>>503243472>has an ability that just ignores this and lets you hold your mouse over a still afterimage of where your target was so they can't ever actually outmaneuver you wow it's like im really playing console slop!
>tank picks orisayay we're losing now time for you to walk into the enemy get killed and do it 9 more times and wonder why its not working
Brigitte = sex
>support complains about DPS>it's a Moiraevery time
>>503247105you will play around me or lose, dpsissy
it's over...
How do you deal with a good ball? The rodent refuses to die.
>>503247273noooo now you'll never get the recolor skin you'll never use
>>503247320what role?
>>503247320
>what if doomfist but no stun
Why cant they make it so you need like 70+ hours in QP to queue tank in comp? They make tank the most important role where if you get a dogshit one its just an auto lose and they just let any fuckhead play tank pick Mauga and feed
>>503247127If Brigitte is sex, why are there no pictures of her kissing Tracer?Checkmate, atheists.
>>503247273>using OWCS skinsthe troon club is two blocks down
>>503247548This wigga doesn't die in 1 second if he gets stunned or whatever
>>503247553Because nobody ends up at an MMR they don't deserve except for support players
>>503247553Why can't you play with the tank instead of by yourself?
I'm so bad at aiming it legit makes me want to cry. I don't know what to do. This games not very fun. I've been aim training and practicing I lowered my sensitivity and I still can't hit anything. I want to kill myself.
>>503247553play tank yourself faget
>play 2 games>win>have some fun seeing new hero>play one more>be a punching bag for a tranny stack>lose ofc>turn game off
>>503247320McCree stun, Sombra hack, etc..Always know where ball is in the backline and if you're hitscan keep dinging him with bullets before he dives. It fucks up his dive and forces him to retreat to a health pack. When he's retreating, be smart. As in, if it's obvious he's going to escape then let him escape and DON'T CHASE or else you're giving enemy team space. Instead group up and kill the rest of the team while ball is retreating for heals. etc..It honestly depends on HOW good the ball is, but a lot of the times it's just retards that don't know how to play against good dive tanks, and if your team is full of these retards then it might be gg.
>>503247772Practice more, stop being a faggot less.
>>503247772just play mercy, sis it's okay
>>503247772Aim training doesn't actually do anything. You have to play the game and just look at what you want to click on and click on it.
>>503247772Hey, you're not me. I'm the one who does the suicidal posts. Get your own thing!
>>503247772Stop being a baby. You don’t pick up a guitar and expect to master it after just a week of laboring through your method book. It's going to take time, probably months if a year if you're new to FPS games.
>>503233157based and futapilled
>>503239918I'm sorry Catalina, s-sure let's go rob some banks today. Just don't use the rack again, PLEASE CONCHITA!
>>503233157Begrudgingly getting on my knees for
>>503248131Playing Mercy well requires you to be able to randomly go from bimbo healbot to bimbo murderbot because their Widow is slightly out of positioning and then go back to healing like nothing happened
>>503247772Atleast you recognize that you're bad. That's the first, and the most crucial step to get better.
>>503248615bronze take
>>503239493HO-CHI-MINHED.comsurprise it's her BIG VIET COCK
>>503248603>Begrudginglyimagine not being eager and obedient
>>503247772You'll never be a pro. Who cares if you aim sucks. Just play to have fun, don't play to win to the point that it stresses you out. Games are meant to be fun above all else. If you're not having fun, either change your mindset and/or how you're playing, or just don't play it because it's just a videogame at the end of the day.
>>503248603>>503248787I have always wondered, what is it about women (biological, real women) with dicks that makes you anons go off.
>>503248909its the dick, they are gay
>>503239624>that's just how women moveyes, it's natural>>503240031>they don't need to sway their hips so muchthey can't help themselves, it's naturalt. professional hip observer
>>503247772slow down your aim and take your time trying to hit some shots, being calm is key
>use captive sun>dieit's just like barrage, literally a suicide button and you're better off never using it
>>503248846I don't want to be a pro I just want to be good enough to get out of bronze like everyone else.
>>503249082retard
>>503249092you can get out of bronze with shit aim by learning better positioning and gamesense, bonus points if your target priority is in check. dont get too self-conscious about ranks, some people have almost a decade of FPS experience under their belt
>>503246813>Widow is made uselessProgress takes time, chud
>>503248909It doesn't work with all girls, being a futa works well with Widow because of her personality. It's just a taboo fantasy for most futa fans, most of them don't literally suck dick.
>>503249092just play more, thats literally it
>>503248909For me its fucking her in the pussy and giving her a reacharound and watching her come undone
>>503249663>futa with pussyweak
>>503248909I'm gay enough to like dicks but not gay enough to like masculine bodies, shrimple as
>>503245473just say niggers! next time. robots actually have feelings>>503246557healing? juno and ana (also the two most broken)damage dealing? bap, juno, ana (also the three most broken)all around balanced? Luciot. former Zen main
New Mercy ability where she gets turned into panties and whoever picks her up and wears her gets both beam bonuses as passivesthe Mercy player is forced to watch and their controls are locked out for the duration
>lose>next round enemy team has a doomfist one trick that never switches>we absolutely fucking stomp themlmao
>>503249461if just playing more worked gunface wouldn't be still in gold
>>503247320bend overspread cheeksinsert ballsask for moreor if you're playing support, play ana
>>503249998oh yeah also forgot you need 5inch dick like i have
Pharah's sweaty hairy bush on my face
>>503247768you think that meathead actually wants to play with their team? them being the only constant has warped their mind. they need to feel like THEY are doing the big plays. or they play mercy and refuse to swap
>>503248957I wanna hear their limbo and jumping through hoops and mentally gymnasticing with this one.>>503249457Ok well that makes it a bit more understandable.>>503249663Yes. I get it..>>503249737Thanks for answering my important questionnaire.
>>503248909play Star Periphery and you'll find out.>>503249663>futa with pussybased and breeder pilled
>>503250551that weg is shit
Amelie Lacroix
>>503248909they are gay
>>503249964Who knew Oolong played Overwatch?!>>503250482damn, Brig got some udders *licks lips*
>>503250714White Widow is infinitely better than blue
>>503250617name a weg with futa characters and femboy protag that's better. i'll wait>no really, I want to know
Hana...>>>/aco/8614483
>>503250441none of those anons, but I agree with >>503249737. i just really like dicks and have been into JP futa well before the SFM grifting started 10 years ago. So I haven't been corrupted into thinking "troon/tranny" when a futa discussion pops up. A nice fem body with a decent donger, is a fantasy. Even the femboy aesthetic is just a fantasy for me. Do I still want plough poon from a wheyfu or bimbo? sure, but it's 'hit' (hehe), differently.>pic not related
Sloan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) >>>/aco/8614493
>another character that can abuse bhops
>>503251457in other words you are still in the closet
>>503251058going to Lower Korea next month, should I try to find out how pink their nipples are?
>>503251682they are brown
A trove of knowledge about futa theories. Thanks anons.
>Hazard kills Roadhog>"That'll do"
>>503251979Heh..
Lena would mysteriously revert back to being straight after this incident
>>503252226>revert back to?
>>503251610>wants analtypical>>503251671*stops chewing*>in the closet>i.e. ashamedno? irl people that needed to know my preferences have been informed and don't judge. look dude, if you want a blowie that bad just say so. i'll gift you an onahole for christmas, yeah?
>>503251671nta but it's possible to jerk off to situations/fantasy stuff that you wouldn't want to happen in real life.
>>503252414>its possible for gay people to have gay fantasiesuhh yeah?
>>503252516Ok you're being faceitious, no problem
Why are they like this
does leatherman have any lines for king's row?
>>503252657And you are gay, no problem.
>>503252516
>>503248909when i was like 14 i read the word hermaphrodite in a biology book and i didnt know what it meant so i looked it up and it was all over for me from there
>>503252892No, i have some ugly femoid on op of me.
>>503239918wtf sombra looks like this??
>>503252226>something something British banterhe is Scottish right? I actually forgot today was the day. I haven't played at all this month
I applaud Blizzard for creating the first Highlands hero.
>>503252226>punching women is now okayYikes, Blizzard is literally turning into nazis and people aren't even saying anything. Just disgusting...
>>503253312He's gay too so it's fine
>>503252226>Illari ragdolling in both shots
why do I always get masters and top 500 in qp in prime time
>>503253028she comes from a long line of feisty and spicy latinas>Sombra's grandmother c. 2001>colorized and Definitive Editioned
>>503253449You're among your peers anon? What's wrong with that
>>503253312you forget the E.T. Transphobe known as Juno?>>503253354is this confirmed? I was wondering whether they would keep the name Phreak, but Hazard isn't any better if he is really gay. (actually it still fits. gays are a hazard)
Unironically if I switch one single letter in Juno, I'd get my first name... protect and love her at all costs
>>503254014cringe
>>503253769I wish.
my k/d looks like 1.1 so my dps partners k/d can look like 2.8I walk so they can run
>>503253818>you forget the E.T. Transphobe known as Juno?Please, have respect for the Martian culture.
>>503254014wholesome
>>503254362I'll honour Juno with my キノコ, iykwim
>>503254014whatever June
Stop sexualizing Juno, she's only 19. It's weird and creepy
>>503102956my god Juno has such a nice and supple oshiri. I mean, the perfect cushion for any occasion. like hotdogging
>>503253449shitters just play ranked because QP games are harder than their games
>>503255095This, too old, sexualize Illari instead.
Another tank who's fun relies entirely upon your supports not being mongoloids and the enemy team not picking Ana or Sombra.
>>503255095>she's only 19out of 10!*zing*
>>503255245just play better duh
Threesome sex with Illari and Juno
>>503255189It's the opposite for me. I have like 80% win rate in QP and easily stomp enemy teams all the time, but in ranked it's literally fucking shitters who have no idea what they're doing and win rate like 30% if I'm being generous
>>503255095there's no age of consent on Mars
>>503247874What gets me is the balance between focusing the ball and his team. A good ball is surprisingly lethal if left untouched but still survives for a long time if he isn't focus fired. Usually the team just gets divided and one half tries to shoot his team and the other tries to shoot the ball and then players die and the fight is lost before either happens.>a lot of the times it's just retards that don't know how to play against good dive tanks, and if your team is full of these retards then it might be ggThis, but it happens a lot with randoms.
>>503254917Delet this, doxxing isn't allowed.
>>503255475Foursome with you, Illari, Juno and me.
>watching Odessapull out her 23.7 cm schlong and piss in a bushi'm the bush
who names their kid wuno
>>503256102Daymn.>>503256257His name is jjno
>>503255475add zenyatta to that
>knitting a Christmas stylecock sock for Odessa and Amelie
Blizz should just turn this into WhaleWomanWatch. Only characters are Rein and Mercy and the gameplay consists of the Mercy's emoting each other while the Rein's hold their shields up for 10 minutes. After 10 minutes the game states that everyone wins and then the Mercy's skins are displayed for everyone to look at.
>>503256446>extreme insertions...
Kill Tracer. Behead Tracer. Roundhouse kick Tracer into the concrete. Slam dunk Tracer the trashcan. Crucify filthy Tracer. Defecate in a Tracer’s food. Launch Tracer into the sun. Stir fry Tracer in a wok. Toss Tracer into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Tracer’s food. Judo throw Tracer into a wood chipper. Twist Tracer’ heads off. Report Tracer to the Wizards’ Council. Karate chop Tracer in half. Curb stomp pregnant sub-human Tracer. Trap Tracer in quicksand. Crush Tracer in the trash compactor. Liquefy Tracer in a vat of acid. Eat Tracer. Dissect Tracer. Exterminate Tracer in the gas chamber. Stomp Tracer' skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Tracer in the oven. Lobotomize Tracer. Mandatory abortions for Tracer. Grind Tracer fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Tracer in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Tracer with anti-matter. Kick old Tracer down the stairs. Feed Tracer to alligators. Slice Tracer with a katana.
>>503255095That's a grown woman tho
putting your penis into tracer
>>503256771based psychopath
>>503256973thanks, you can go now
>>503256739
I really like hazard.You can use his block mid jump.
>>503256771>>503257027Lena lovers, don't look
>>503256049Fuck it alright
>>503257241I like him until the team counterpicks and I see the utter state of my supports.
Guys, is is worth joining some Discord community offering free teams and shit for scrims, coaching etc?
>>503257381Can you really call yourself a Lena lover if you won't pull out her corpse out of a rubbish bin and make love to her lifeless body?
>>503257553Probably not
>>503256102fuck yes
>>503257743Hammond is not forklift certified, get off that thing
>>503257553They're offering free shit?You're best move is to dodge that shit.
>>503257858he's holding his license in his left hand
>>503257858He's fine
>>503235912>Imagine waiting 10 minutes to just play Doomfist in QPthat's based ngl
Angela Ogundimu
Mercy slung under Orisa's belly and impaled on her thick robotic cock, bouncing helplessly with each step and moaning like the whore she is!
Elizabeth Caledonia Lacroix
>>503257743I look like this. I also drink and smoke while operating heavy machinery of spherical shape with tracker video game machine turned to 11
>>503258246If neither character existed neither would this post.
are there any more cool skins this season or should i use my bing boy points on illari
>>503258350If Mercy didn't exist neither would /owg/ because she's the main character and the reason this game survived the collapse of OWL
>>503257989*hillbilly kek*>>503258246I think i've seen enough (3d) horse porn to perfectly visualise this.>that one Lara Croft vidwe've come a long way...
>>503258514true. cock gobbling goes a long way
>>503258514Not true in the slightest. MercyFAGGOTS only started posting more after OW2 and f2p. The dead years were carried by Tracer, Widow, Dva and occasional Ashe posters. If the game suddenly dropped 90% of it's playerbase mercyfags would just go back to ffxiv general. They only come around for attention.
Findlay Docherty’s cum gutters
>QP>win almost every time>comp>lose every timeMAKE IT MAKE SENSE
>>503259106pity queue
>>503258348You look like this?!?!
>>503257981Yeah they got channels to advertise like communities with teams in each rank that are looking for members and shitThought I'd try it out and see if I can find some competent people to rank up or something but not sure if that's what they're for kek
>>503258712chat is this real
>>503259480just find a Mercy main and bully them into being your cockpocket
>its a magically drop from plat 1 all the way to gold as tank seasongreat game. never played anything else where the game is falling over itself to tell me i somehow got worse while playing. just for me to """magically""" fly back to where i was the following season
>>503259106youll start losing again, such is the nature of QP
>>503259856That means I outrank you
to those below plat, how does it feel knowing you're worse at the game than a Mercy one trick who prioritizes pocketing heroes based on how hot they are
>>503259397guilty as charged
Hey Juno? What does E.T mean to you?>E.T? You mean Eviscerator of Transexuals?>That’s the highest rank achievable within the Martian Navy and it was through the bravery and sacrifice of E.T’s like Avery Wyatt Mann Junior that the Independent Martian State was established!>Haha I’m surprised you don’t know this anon considering that it was Earth’s most spectacular defeat and the whole reason why Omnics were created in the first place so you could bolster your military’s strength for “self defence” according to your leader Rabbi Yeshua>Guess I don’t blame you guys for forgetting though…it was rather embarrassing to see you Earthlings surrender so fast after the orbital bombardment and depopulation of Greater Israel hehe~
>>503258712When will Blizzard let us buy this again?
>>503260354>Juno is one of Musk's grandchildren>she's actually a space princess and heir to the title of Elon
>>503260354>political tourist>plays OW, the most libtard-coded game of all time
>>503260209Don't get cocky now dude. I am a support main too and I'll wager that it's more difficult to get plat with dps/tank than support.
>>503259731But I'm the Mercy main...
>>503260614Overwatch is chud core.
>>503239624>skintight because space Have you seen an astronaut before?
>playing bastion all day>mercy players emoting and dancing at me all day>one dances at me while spamming the "I put a spell on you" voiceline>we lose and I had the most deathsI let her down.............
>getting to Diamond+ as tankneed perfect game sense, awareness, positioning, aim at all times>getting to Diamond+ as DPSjust aim good lol>getting to Diamond+ as healerjust sit in the back and heal/damage boost/cleanse your best player lolTank is the hardest role. This is a fact.
>>503259594>>503260392
>>503261001just know that mercy had complete and utter disgust towards you at the end
Hazard's wall fucking screams?
>>503261142based
It's a sign of getting old, when Foo Fighters songs sound good
>>503261497Based on what
>>503261532unc listens to foot fighters tf is that lmao
>>503260354Based
>>503261001Disgusting creature.>>503261142Soe will show her own for comparisons sake in the next stream tomorrow.
>>503258712>>503261497It's tucked.....right? I'm not seeing a visible bulge. She's shy but not that shy!
Matilda Smedius is a qt
>>503260209don't care because you're not in my games or even the same server, probably>>503261724>foot fags about to have a field day...but man look at those jugs
Good afternoon everyone I hate dps players
>>503261460>>503261780:(
it's 10pm thoughever
>>503262843Good afternoon anon. I am consider one or two matches and hitting the sack.
Imagine making legendary songs like this after already being in a legendary band.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhzmNRtIp8k
>>503261142fugtrup is known for Link
>>503263676wrong
>>503263676huh?
>>503263960GYAT
>>503257743>>503258095>>503259397>>503260334good evening fellows please join me in a brief prayerOur father who rolls in heaven, Ameng be thy name. thy goats may come, thy will be shattered, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily cheese, and forgive us our throwing, as we forgive those who throw against us, and lead us not into Mayhem, but deliver us from Justice.
Hazard dong status?
>>503259920just lost 3 in a row, thanks anon...
>>503264990He's a bottom
Good night my hamsters and gerbils.
you cant do this in Overwatch
>>503265081didnt mean to curse you, but i did warn you....
>>503264990In my mouth
>>503265375You can't post a second webm of that happening to people who've played the game for more than 5 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYb-4J9-4yM
>>503265679yes I can
I've played two matches with hazard before going to work and he's very fun to play. I guess this means he's getting nerfed before release
>kill tracer as hazard>"I'd never work with the likes of you"what did he mean by this?
i've only been playing for two week. why do enemy homos get upset more easily when i play orisa? it's noticeable amount more crying if i'm playing her than someone else
>>503266649he says this to genji too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o85afymOoE&list=RD9o85afymOoE&start_radio=1&rv=mX4Hm8LTW5Q
>>503266649Overwatch are cops
>>503266649He hates slags
>>503266762she has the highest effective health in the game and negates enemy bullets 25% of the time. if you shoot at her instead of her supports you will lose the game. low-rank shitters always shoot at her and then cry while wondering why they lost
>>503265330grandpa
>POTG as Juno
>>503267554
>>503266649She’s a br*tish. He’s a Scot.
>>503267819>american education
Just had a mercy potg in classic that was just a 5 man res feeling horny rn
Some more ideation sketches for hazard you're not gonnae like this
>>503267962
>>503268120>bottom oneHoly sex. Why didn't we get that one? Are barafags really that needy?
>>503268120I like the face of the top left but everything else about these suck
>>503268120They're cool, but they also seem more like PvE mobs than player characters
>getting less and less souvenirs per battle pass>juno and now hazard have basic and lazy souvenir animationswhen are they gonna admit souvenirs are a flop and remove them from the game?
>>503232978the tank design was supposed to be cool...and he is kind of meh... So the next design will be some LGBT representative. and after that you will get the coombait hero.Im dissapointed, and if the staff thinks he looks "cool and epic", then thats kind of lame
hazard fucking sucks. sick of him already
>>503269201Because who calls the shots for the final design is the higher-up who knows what will sell more
>>503269540They should just confirm robosexual as a part of LGBT.
>POTG as Baptiste killing their genji 1v1 and then ulting and killing 3 members of their team from an off angle>commends: 1What the FUCK do they want from me?!
>>503269701>hazard is fucking and sucks
>>503269823Built for sex
>>503269805you didn't heal them, they're mad
>push the robot>pushed it to last ramp>1:30 left on the clock>team egos and solo flanks and staggers>enemy about to push it past our best with 10 seconds left>i jump on robot and kite for a couple seconds>die>everyone is playing a sniper so they will not be touching the robot>losei love overwatch
>>503269701lmao he's ridiculously overpowered
>>503269485what rank are you
there needs to be an option to ff holy fuck
>>503269805Supportoids play on easy mode, you need to do more than just click
>>503269485nice play :)
>>503265539okay i lied... only lost 1. i shall never lose again though (i'm about to go on a 20 game losing streak)
>>503270467Final Fantasy?
>shift gives you two jumps and a boop in aoe>wall climb>spawnable wall to climb on and boop with in aoe>"lmao I can't die" button with braindead aoe damage and it also reloads your gun because why not>ult stuns half of the map for 2 seconds through walls and no ceilingBlizzard is unhinged
>>503271348still not as bad as Mauga
>>503270684forfeitsurrender
>>503271348>lmao I can't die buttonhe dies to ana nade and sleep like every other tankCan Hog hook him out of it?
I can't tell if I'm getting good at Ashe or if I've just lost so much that my mmr is garbage
honestly you could type out a brief description of any hero in angry /owg/poster format and they would seem like the most problematic and ridiculous hero ever made
>>503271728hazard is that meme manifest, he just has literally everything
>>503272546juno also literally has everything, and venture, and mauga, and junkerqueen, and kiri, sojourn, and I could go on to the 2016 beta
Is this accurate?
>>503269485Those look pretty good. I think I should get green lenas.
>>503271728except mercy, who needs buffed
>>503234286Can't relate. Went open queue for a fast match and I got to face mauga, zarya, hazard, lucio, moira. I'd rather wait the 10 minutes.
>>503272795redpill me on the different Mercy Main factionswhat is their lore?
>wait 15 minutes for a hazard game>just get spam hacked all match:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>503272795Where's sexpet kitten Mercy
>>503272795>tfw blue beam queen
remember that eurobros only was 4 mins for tank game ;)
>>503271728>primary is a braindead lmao piss beam that rewards shitters for holding M1 on the tank>shift gives you three autoaim turrets so your opponent has to look at three different things before they can fight you>they also slow because fuck you>has a teleport that's literally just reusable shadow step>oh yeah her teammates can take it too so her entire team can just be wherever the fuck they please>this includes shit like d.va bombs too for some reason because LOLOLOLOLOLO why not>ult is a big fuckoff wall that never dies
I’m thinking they’re gonna nerf the damage on Haz’s spike guard.
>>503272795aim? mercy doesn't need to aim
>>503272795no mercy main has good aimmercy bullets are the largest primary projectile in the gameit's the size of coal
>>503232978
>>503269792good idea
what tanks are you supposed to play on defense?
>>503273303womp womp
Aspen's live!
>500 hours>52% WR>3500 games>1.85 elims per 10>60,000 assists (20 per 10)>14,000 deaths (4.65 per 10)>2135 final blows (0.71 per 10)>479 solo kills (0.16 per 10)>1,271,976 damage dealt (426 per 10)>26,035,226 healing done (8.6k per 10)guess the rank and the hero
>>503274025what a fat pig, we would have so much sex she would lose weight
>>503272795what about movement? or is that what's meant by aim in this caseeither way i wanna see charts like this but for other heroes
>>503273887>mentions mercy>mentions coalyes she burns the coal, anon. we all know it
>>503274025aspen's liver?yeah probably not looking good
>>503274025Buy an ad, faggot.
>>503273628>primary is a braindead autoaim zapper that can damage everyone at once>shield is massive and stationary so he can move around it>jump is literally a "fuck you, I don't die" button>jump+melee combo is instakill-lite that is uncounterable>ult means it's impossible to ever dieyou could do it with ANYONE>primary is as good as any dps's primary>right click heals are insanely fast, retard tier burst heals>doesn't even have to heal since turret is literally just an automated mercy pocket>shift is a "fuck you I survive" button that is also as strong as lucio boop">ult makes you FLY and it's a free multi-killI mean fucking ANY OF THEMyou would be more stupid for respecting /owg/posters opinions than you would be for being the person posting the stupid opinion
>>503273986rein, and make sure to NEVER swap even when you're getting farmed. your team will love you.
>>503273303you now remember that blizzard acknowledged that no one played tank outside of esports trash because of hard CC stun, decided to reduce CC going into OW2, and then immediately reneged on that to the point that you can have an entire team comp dedicated to CCing the enemy tank and theres very little the targeted tank can do about it.
>>503274076weaver
>>503274103She only likes Doomfist
Are there any streamers you guys would recommend for watching good Zarya gameplay?
>>503274738supertf unironicallyprobably the best NA zarya player that actually streamstoo bad he barely part-times the game now and just spams queen and doomfist instead of his good heroes lol
>>503274697there was an obvious black dude hitting on her in the middle of the match some days ago
>>503274881that was me btw
>>503274949N
>>503274738no. who the fuck watches overwatch streamers let alone overwatch streamers to get better. just play the game.
>>503274876thank you>>503275247sorry
>>503263676I like smooth, squishy boipussy. Especially Lena's
>Poke is the most boring shit imaginable.>90% of the playerbase just wants to instapick Widow, Hanzo, Mercy and sit in spawn waiting for someone to walk into their los with their W key unbound.
>wait in q for 5 mins >get dc'd during nepal as hazard>q for dps>dc'd just about to win as junkratare the servers shitting themselves?
What even changed with Widow why is everyone playing her now or did i leave shit mmr or something she was rareish now she's in like 90% of games
>>503275680Because muh kills
>>503264556I regret nothing, Your Honor>>503265375What is Lijiang Tower while playing, Doom, Ball, Lucio, Pharah, Hog, JQ, Brig, Junk, Illari...?
>>503275924Sombra being worse makes Widow stronger. Because being oneshot from across the map is more fun than having to work with your team to deal with Sombra according to Blizzards data (made up).
>>503275924>hero gets a mythic skin for this season>"gee why is everyone playing this hero??"
>>503267819>She’s a br*tish. He’s a Scot.>>503267962>american education*sigh*Natives died to the refuse of the Isles...sad
>>503267962Hmm, I definitely remember a different scenario...>>503267626Zen giving The Juno a "tribute" :3
>>503274474incorrecthint reveal: I'm a bottom
>>503275680it requires little skill and brainpower to play poke which is exactly why the devs try to push it down the player bases throat. its why dive tanks get gutted constantly while sigma has never been bad in the history of OW2 and orisa went on a year long marathon of buffs that she didnt need because shes "underperforming"
>>503270604why would you lie to me i trusted you anon...
I NEED to worship overwatch futa cock
>>503276667Efi is the only one.
how does widowmakers ult STILL not have a universal timer for both teams to see???
>>503275680Yup. Don't care, still not swapping. I'm playing for fun
>>503276623yeah but if it's just mercy then it's boring as fuck
Rolecucks be like>NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY TANK!!!!1!!!>The Tank queue is taking too long WAAAAA!!!!!!OpenChads be like>Our team is 5 Tanks? Marvelous.>Gets new matches within minutesI can’t take any complaining about Queue times or Tanks from here seriously. Rolecucks are a bunch of bitches that deserve all the shit they put themselves through lmao
>>503277142holy based
>>503277142>OpenChads
>>503277307>he bit the bait
>>503276983Takes away rewarding game knowledge
>scottish>punk>antisystem>still not allowed to swear at allAnyone else bothered by this?
>>503277142>people play what's brokenshocking desu
>>503275680You forgot to add the instalock 76
>>503276983literally just look at game clock and add 15 seconds
>>503277142im always reminded how much more fun open queue is to tank in because the simple fact that if some faggots decide to blow all their CC on me i have a second tank that eats them alive. damn can you imagine that? being punished for blowing all cooldowns to kill a tank?
>>503277561It's always the heroes that lets you pretend you're contributing even though you're standing as far away from the objective as possible while your shots still registers as doing damage.
>>503277142weird cope
What's the overwatch equivalent of Wutville?
Had a Kiriko in a match that didn't suzu me once even though Ana threw her nade at me on cooldown.
>>503277142W bait
>>503277674im literally 4 gold medals though
>>503267962What comes next?
>finally give a tank mei wall>rest of his kit is fun too and allows for creative playmakingmaybe the 5v5 team is okay
>>503277741numbani?
>4/10same subhumans complaining about dva
>>503277395>>503277590how about you fuck off. if hanzos sound arrow was changed to alert when youre detected, and even sombra has it built in, you can put that shit for the entire team just fine. its just more laziness just like how they refuse to add the PvE hud to PvP because man fuck having information in your 5v5 team shooter that requires incredible coordination for a community that hates communicating
>>503278002let me guess tank diff`?
>>503277741Unironically circuit royale or havanna. Maybe horizon or París before.
>>503278028she literally screams at the entire lobby when it's activatedis +15 that difficult?
>>503274025>old picture>she's not even livewhy do you do this
Baby-making sex with Juno
>>503278608WHAT is THAT?
Just ignore snipers
>>503278608*Venture
>>503278863Venture is a man
>>503278130why are you acting like im asking for widows ult to show me where widow is? is it that difficult to add red text thats already in the game?
>>503278992is it that difficult to just add 15 on to a number?
I’M ALWAYS ON MY WORST BEHAVIOR
>both dps with french names complaining we're not healing them>they cry after every death because muh heals>we both have combined over 35k healing but they're retarded and dive all the time with shit aim>we lose>say dps diff at the end>both french fags go feral and start cursing in french>report them and move onfuck frogs
>>503279142Venture should replace that ice cream with my penis hehe
>>503278951(female)
>>503278951>looks at woman>sees manYou are gay.
>>503216032Bestie
>>503279096I'm waiting for an answer tho. If it's so easy to add 15 seconds and she screams it out to alert the entire lobby, what exactly will adding a detection notification take away?
>>503279338What is with the French? They are EASILY the worst Western Euros to play with. Germans can be quite surly and overly serious, but the French are shit at the game, massively rude, and also seemingly retarded.
>>503279338>>503279672its always morally correct to hate the french
>>503279338>>503279672Va te faire foutre
>>503279672>What is with the French? They are EASILY the worst Western Euros to play with.they're french
so far the best combo for hazard seems to be>shoot or wall behind them>leap>shoot>block midair>slash>quick melee>shootthen either keep shooting or block to finish them off
KILL ANYTHING! KILL ANYTHING!
>>503278839bronze seems wild
>>503279973massive tank gap
Je suis monte
>>503277741>a map where your 144+fps experience drops to sub 60None, luckily
>>503279142gross creature
>>503277741Circuit royale or kings row. A map where snipers can see your spawn from the objective at such a distance it is impossible to contest.
>>503279973don't blame the dpsbap was being eaten alive because he had no peel
symmetra brigitte and sombra...
>>503280414>don't blame the dps>bap was being eaten alive because he had no peelWell which is it?
>>503280461No sex, sex, sex
>>503280414imagine dying on bap. what the fuck are you a better soldier 76 for at that point?
>>503281031racist
>>503281026dps aren't peelkill that ideadps are never peelpeel is either the other support, and they're playing mercy so that isn't happeningor you, and you're playing ram and clearly just one dimensional frontlining based on mit stats
>>503279973>11% weapon accuracycan i see the replay
>>503281031gaaaaaaay
>>503281867>dps aren't peelStopped reading there.>>503281897
I'm a normoid with a 9-5 so I won't get to play until tomorrowHow good is Hazard?
>>503282125it's over. post rank
>>503279973You were supposed to play winston
>>503282125OW is people not doing things because they assume it's someone elses problem.
>>503282250servers are shit so dont worry about getting any hazard games in
>>503279973>dva vs ram on gibraltarGee, I wonder!
>>503282458gunface will not know why you posted this
>>503282346Yeah, that would have answered a lot of problems that SHOULD have been answered by teammates that can aim. I'll admit that L.
I take sexual pleasure in blocking enemy Mercy's with my big tank body.It's like she's trying to punch and claw her way past my girth but she can't until she finally accepts death.
>>503279973>tankoid throws another gameevery.single.time.the truly the jews of role queue
Would /owg/ be able to form a competitive Esports team?
>>503282742Everyone who posts in /owg/ is either a metal shitter or a boosted retard (me included) so no
>>503282742for calling all heroes maybe
>>503282694>oidGo outside.
>>503282742i have a 40% winrate in bronze
dva might be the worst character in classic
>>503283042Well she was one of the first heroes to get a rework so yeah
>>503282125ty, will look in a sec. not flaming or anything just curious
>>503282687We know Akande
>ow community: "tanks are just giant DPS you're not meant to tank for the team">lose>"WTF OMG TANK IS THROWING THATS WHY IM 4 - 10 ON DPS AND HAVE NO HEALING AS SUPPORT"Feel free to hit that queue button anytime and do better
>>503284121sorry that no one thought you were carryingpost your rank or shut up
>>503284121I mean he is not wrong.
is it not general game knowledge that the % on points still goes up while being contested? am i wrong in thinking that its better to just die on the point when your team is wiped and you are 1v4 so the precent can get as high as possible especially if its already in the 90s? like maybe if you have a free escape, escape as late as possible, but if you don't isn't it just unproductive to try and solo the enemy team that was contesting and is now converting it while standing BESIDE it?
>>503284435Like I said, if people feel like they can backseat game then the tank queue is right there begging for more players. feel free to play 10 games and post the results. Don't even need to show rank since it's the same experience across the board.
>>503284502>is it not general game knowledge that the % on points still goes up while being contested?it does notdisregarded the rest of your rambling
>>503284121>you're not meant to tank for the teamEven shitty Golds expect me to run it down middle ahead of them also running it down middle. Who even says this?>>503284502>am i wrong in thinking that its better to just die on the point when your team is wiped and you are 1v4 so the precent can get as high as possibleEveryone understands this. Are you playing Quick Play or some rancid shit?
>>503284502% only matters if it buys or saves you one fight. Otherwise you're just staggering and feeding charge.
how is nobody talking about strinova
how is nobody talking about the massive shit I just took courtesy of Arby's
>>503285746>bony anime girlsRiveting.
>>503269792>>503273942
>>503285746it's lame chink mobage shit that will be dead in 6 months
>>503280461One of these ladies has shown their tits
>Hell yeah time to play Haz->Mercy, IllariNo fun it is.
>>503285746>chinese 3rd person tactical shooterI'd rather castrate myself.
>>503286484hazard should eat illari alive it's exactly what she's weak to
>>503286564THEY'RE MY SUPPORT
why doesnt /vg/ have a valorant general?
>>503286613oh well...
>>503286620only dumb Millenials use /vg/zoomers are too smart to use this shithole
so what do you guys think about hazard?feels like a koth tank to me, maybe escort on attack but probably notgnarly brawler but he feels like he should have a winston or d.va to push main for him lol
>>503286979what do zoomers use
>>503287203tiktok and x
>>503286620it didn't have a fortnite general for a really long time even when the game was super popular too >decide to see what it's like now>their last op was a horror blowjob webmkek
does mauga rape hazard ? if not then which tank does?
its 2024 and i still dont really know what win trading means
>>503286620They're on /vm/.
ARE WE FUCKING BACK?
>>503287449Hazard doesn't have anything to stop mauga from lighting him up
how does queen fare against hazard
Going between classic and 5v5 is so funny
PoV: your damage tries to duel Mauga
>>503288894tank diff
>gunface posting with this much confidence againdamn, the melties really did scare away the last of the normal posters
>>503288523Same. I appreciate the lack of self healing makes you learn health pack locations and 76 is appreciated
>>503288894could've put mauga in a box if you backed him up lol
>>503279495bestie
>>503288894Your comp is more coherent and you still lost what the fuck is going on in gold
hazard's block should lifesteal and not do so much damageit would align more closely with how it's obviously moira tech
>>503288894that new guy who did his first placements ever the other day would probably diff you in a queen mirror
>>503289190>againWhen did I stop?
>>503289642Okay.>>503289203lol
Illari.. the sunshine in my life
>>503204140what tank does he play?
Pink mercy is for facials
the kiriko brought you donuts
>>503289393Their Zenyatta was playing frontline, too, easiest support kills of my life.Damage fucking threw, just ran it down middle, no flanking their Widowmaker, no shooting frontline Zenyatta.
I wish I was Pharah
>>503289980STAY NEAR MY PYLON
the kiriko dance
whats the lore on haz ult going through walls and ceilings when he's launching the spikes from his body
>>503291048same one that says an inch of cement is enough mass to stop earth shatter
>>503286620Personality and waifu fagging thread wars killed it. People left and it couldn’t keep up anymore. Only ones around barely post in their /vm/ thread.
>>503286620Because it's shit
>>503280461
>>503291048Same lore for bastions artillery ult
kissu
>>503291867I want to lick her cupcake
>>503291867que onda
Why does Echo say Hazard's name so sensually when she copies him?
>>503265375You could, in fact, do this in Overwatch. Not Overwatch 2.
>>503291997fujo
>shit the bed>demotion>get braindead opponents>promotion>repeat
>>503266649I'm sure the Phreaks see paramilitary orgs like Overwatch as fascistic, especially in the light of Blackwatch's exposure.Tracer's also a punk who sold out to Overwatch.
fuckI had a bottle of vodka in the freezer (on its side) and I guess the lid wasn't on tight enough.It didn't all leak out but I'm down about 3 shots.
>>503291976Ashe!
Liara >>>> WidowmakerFite me
>>503278130>she literally screams at the entire lobby when it's activatedI know and it gets me so stiff. too bad you have to come out to her instead of her just coming on me
>>503278839>literal blue beam suppositoryI'm so glad Mrs. Corleone was barely shown, because I could only imagine a scene with her at a grocery store or the post office.
>>503286620/vg/ already has a Counter-Strike general.
>>503292619This would hold water if it were Samara (hard). But you chose Liara (soft) to Widowmaker (hard).I don't need to fight you, like trying to argue the sky exists.
why do people who don't know how to play tank queue up as tank
>>503293239all queue challenge pays off pretty hefty
>>503280461sex, slampig, catalonian side dish
>>503293239I'm a Mercy OTP and I play tank for the daily 3x all queue XP, mostly playing Rein or Mauga and running it down mid to lose as quickly as possible so I can go back to Mercy
>>503293230I mean, I like my bimbos dumb and oblivious. Thus why I enjoy Juno. Are you seeing a pattern yet?>also post the webm
Advice for acquiring a Sombra gf?
>New hero with almost zero personality considering his background>still miles better than Illari and Pharah
>>503293897i just want a cute japanese gf.>tfw born mexican with acne scarring on face
>>503294191You were born with acne? That's rough buddy.
>Hazard>Climbs walls like Kiriko>has a gun and knife like Junker Queen but better>has an improved Rammatra ultimate>Mei Walls>and a random back turret abilityThis is the most overloaded thing I've seen. Did they just decide Doomfist needed a counter?
>>503294249well no, i had bad acne in my teens that resulted in scars
>>503293929Token characters don't get to have personalities.
>>503293864>post the webmYou clearly already know what happens, and I can't be bothered familiarizing myself with catbox.
>>503294647I don't know what happens can you post it for me champ?
>>503293897Go to one of the US states that has the better Mexican food
>>503294719>https://x.com/zzzxxxccc_18/status/1646592720897548288
>>503294923Her rifle looks like THAT?
>>503294923>catbox link right thereIncredible.
>>503293230>>503294923
anybody else underwhelmed with hazard? i thought the cinematic sucked, the comic/ his origin story sucked, gun-hand, his kit is the only thing i don't hate and i'm only speaking for half of his kit. i figured the mobility aspect of his kit would be fun but that's just about all i can mention positively speaking. the wall is a bit clunky but i'll concede it may take time to acclimate to it. the gun is... fine... but it's another gun-hand which i hate. the ult makes me feel the same as when i first saw juno ult- dissapointed to the greatest extent possible. the block is another "i put my arm up and take -90% dmg from the angle i'm facing" that they keep giving tanks and i hate it. furthermore alot of his kit makes me feel like they could have made an animalistic mutant with some affiliation or history with moira (that evil scientist lady who pushed the sci-fi bounds of human progress by doing diabolical shit on human test subjects) instead of what we ended up getting which is just generic man with generic punk symbols like facial piercings and generic overwatch design trope like gun-hand. hazard feels like we were deprived of a visually and thematically interesting hero.
>>503295163The designers figured out sex sells, you will now be getting only coombait designs for new heroes
>>503295163Yeah pretty much, but I still I like him more than Mauga. Just feels like they have to add a new hero every few months whether they have a good idea for one or not.
Why is it always widows with mercy? Aren't there better DPS to pocket?
Is Moira just fucking busted
>>503272795wheres the black haired mercy
>>503295596don't get me started on mauga.>feels like they have to add a new hero every few months whether they have a good idea for one or nothero design for overwatch is a few years of production from concept to release, it's been mentioned a number of times at this point and i don't think it's any excuse for making half the mistakes they've made with recent heroes.
>>503295163I think he's fine, provides more variety to the tank pool which is desperately neededdesign is alright, not a lot of personality
>>503295614>swooshes awayyes
overwatch devs are obviously alternative and want to lean into alt tropes and culture for hero designit's fun watching /owg/ have a melty because they refuse to release fascism characters
>>503296468>it's fun watching /owg/ have a melty because they refuse to release fascism charactersI'm left wing and I want this too. Villain characters should be villainous, not heckin' wholesome pansexual underdogs.
>>503279142Unironically the sexiest Venture picture yet
juno is actually fun. she deals quite a bit of damage too
>>503296710what villains in OW do you perceive as "heckin' wholesome pansexual underdogs"?
>>503294923>hmmm.. this page doesn't existhuh???
>>503296468Who’s having a melty?
>>503297123She only likes White men jose
>>503296710I'm chicken wing and the new guy would be cool if he didn't have those gay nose studs
>>503297178Doomfist
>>503298043howd you know this was me>>503294191
>>503298163Doomfist is a eugenicist who's goals are the plunge the world into chaos to strengthen humanity. That's some textbook fasc shit
I love men
>place one bad wall as mei>team blames me for the loss 15 minutes laterI might as well just play tank
>>503298558he's also a closet gay bottom who exists to be beat up by a qt3.14 robocentaur
>>503298190>>503298043uh bump? is my IP tied to my fucking posts??
>>503298558he was baiting, why do you think I didn't reply?
>New Hero is m*leWhat the fuck is wrong with Blizzard? Do they want this game to die?
>>503299065
>>503295613>Aren't there better DPS to pocket?Not really, if the enemy team is uncoordinated there is nothing they can do to a Widow Mercy duo. A solo dive tank or flanker can't kill them.
>>503299219lenny is what would happen with tom yorke was a theater kid instead of a choir kid
>>503298894not based on the porn i've seen>>503299063Why do you think I did?
>>503298894Duh. Fascism is the gayest ideology possible.
I’ve been winning games as Hazard, and he just doesn’t feel satisfying to play. Anyone else agree?
Juno, Brigitte, Amelie, Fareeha, Kiriko, and Ashe all owe me sex.
>>503300020That looks like a pretty firm massage she's getting
>>503299683Tanks are too strong to be fun
>>503299830>>503300020Why are all the Overwatch women pure sex?
>>503299609This is very true. It's worships masculinity, youth and vitality
Any oldfags remember her?
>>503300491So did the Greeks, and they were all homosexuals.
>>503300583OWL was peak and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't
>>503300020what's happening here?!!
>>503300756OWL was a money drain.
>>503300980She is having anal sex with a man
>>503301003Did it lose you money?
>>503300640it's all interconnected, really
>>503300756I got laid going to an OWL match so it'll always hold a dear place in my heart
>>503301262So why aren’t you being fucked by a man?
>>503301707Can't find a guy with a bigger dick than me
>>503301385Does your ass still hurt?
>Hazard’s Ult line isn’t “I’M GON O FREAK!!!”Are they even trying anymore?
>>503301957skin (cock) too pale
>>503301957NO!!!!!! THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS!!!!! ANON!!!!!!
>>503301957Anon no! The advertisers!
>>503302030fuck off tranny
>Hazard eliminates Mei and says "That'll do"
hazard picking up juno and using her as a fleshlight when
>>503302145you're the tranny
>>503302156is this mephisto's alt?
>>503301957I’M FUCKING COOMING FUCK NO NUT
REMOVE WIDOWREMOVE WIDOWREMOVE WIDOWREMOVE WIDOWREMOVE WIDOW
someone call the whambulance
>>503302418Can’t, too sexy.
>I missed the porndamn what was it
>>503302570it was anal scat, juno and kiriko both taking steaming fat shits on my cock
>>503302570Tracer getting dicked. BECAUSE SHE’S STRAIGHT. DO YOU HEAR THAT BLIZZARD, NOBODY IS FOOLED BY YOUR LIES
>>503294923I need to worship futa cock
>>503303297Why are you gay
Meltie hours are now in session
I don't think juno is fun or strong
>>503288894>moira lucio against maugaI'm surprised he even died at all.
>>503303723How did you this sextape of me and Juno???
>>503302150Mei is a Slampig OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED AND CANON
post some Ashe please
>>503304453>>503304453>>503304453
double barrel liara and widowmaker
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