THIS IS NOT A DRILL, GO PLAY HAZARD RIGHT NOW>Hazard Gameplay Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oKDz0UTDRA (Hazard | New Hero Gameplay Trailer | Overwatch 2) [1:45] >A Blast to the Past Begins with Overwatch: Classichttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24146047/>6v6 playtests in Season 14https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24151413/>Latest patch noteshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/>Season 13 "Spellbinder" trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBIWoBpWnvQ (Season 13: Spellbinder Official Trailer | Overwatch 2) [2:31] [Embed]>Overwatch: Classic Official Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBj4SCL4PNo (Overwatch: Classic | Official Trailer | Overwatch 2) [1:30] [Embed]>Comics, short stories and musicoverwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/media/Schedule>Oct 15 - Season 13 "Spellbinder" (Map reworks incl. Havana, Circuit Royale, Numbani, Dorado, Widowmaker Mythic, Soldier: 76 Mythic weapon, Gilded Aspects versions for all Mythic skins, MHA collab, Halloween Terror event, Cassidy and Brigitte hero mastery, QP: Hacked Limit 2, QP: Hacked Kingmaker, more Mercy and Kiriko skins)>Nov 12 to Dec 2 - Overwatch: Classic, Soldier 76 mythic weapon>Nov 29 to Dec 2 - Competitive Drives>Dec 10 - Season 14 (incl. New tank, 6v6 playtests, Venture skins)>Overwatch Wikioverwatch.gamepedia.com/>Overwatch dev trackerdevtrackers.gg/overwatch>Overwatch Esportsliquipedia.net/overwatch/Main_Page>Mercy spam filterlisthttps://pastebin.com/vB5D1i4X>Kiriko spam filterlisthttps://pastebin.com/VXp7mUqGPrevious thread: >>503232978
the kiriko brought you donuts
love yourself jose
Fucking lazy, useless
Heroes Never Die!
kiriko_(overwatch) dark-skinned_male
>>503304848polished-jade-bell
>>503304848throbbing
the kiriko dance
>>503304848I love blackedwatch
>>503304848based
>>503302636is there anything like this? haha
kissu
Anon Docherty
>>503305405BUMP
Angela Ogundimu
The greatest pulse bomb
>>503306379based and BBCpilled
>>503306184Does anyone actually like this guy?
Sigh
>Tracer (England)>Moira (Ireland)>Hazard (Scotland)When are we getting a Welsh Hero?
Am I realistically expected to counter Widow as Ashe? I can sometimes land the first headshot but I need to land two shots while Widow just needs one and we know how that ends.>if you can land the first shot why not play Widow?For some reason I suck ASS at Widow even though I'm okay on Ashe. She also doesn't arouse me as much as Ashe does.
>>503306883The Gym Boss does
how am i supposed to play juno when the enemy team has hitscan gods? im dead if i peak or try to do damage ever and all i can do is healbot, id rather play mercy at that point at least i can still get value without peaking
>>503307486get better movement and angles
I love Ashe
>>503307227It better be a dragon
>>503307486Switch to another support, retard.
>>503307515My lovely cum dumpsters <3
>>503307227
I'm quite literally the worst player here
>>503307515Is there a version with just Ashe?
yah yah. i'm a fiya startuh.
Watching my hotwife Mercy get blacked daily!
I’M ALWAYS ON MY WORST BEHAVIOR
>>503307486Stop double jumping out in the open and sit behind cover like a good girl.
Another new character? God forbid you spend time balancing the one's we've already got.
>>503308307soo just healbot and shoot their tank when they come in my los?
>>503307928I play on console
>>503308686
>>503295613>Mercy just presses her funny button to undeath the Widowthis game should've died in 2018
>>503308000>>503307825rare trips but the answer is no there isnt
5v5 is such a clusterfuck compared to 6v6 classic. fucking HOW did they manage to fuck it up so badly
>Healbot>Healbot>HealbotYes, you are suppose HEAL, that is your fucking job as a Support. FUCKING HEAL YOUR TEAM YOU FUCKING RETARD THAT IS YOUR ONE JOB AS SUPPORT.
>>503308686So do I
>>503308686Same. Love getting carried by aim assist while I browse new art on another screen
BOOST ME HOE! Stop boosting the shota killer.
>>503308374the game is perfectly balanced WAIT I HAVE PROOF:we can't decide what's the worst ult
>Ashe>Mercy>Tracer>WidowmakerWhy does this game have so many pedophile Heroes?
>>503309619Echo’s. Next question.
Remove headshots from the game just to shitcan snipers
>>503309767What do you mean by worst?
>>503309971>Her Ult is literally switching to a better (any) Herolmao
any kiriko and juno scat porn yet? please please eplease
>>503309619Lifeweaver fuck that fucking tree
>>503309767it's rarely used for its intended purpose sure, but even then it's a free 1up. like dva bomb but instant.
guys my tank just instalocked doomfist! cant wait to win this match!
>>503309767holy bronze
>>503309071Why is it always Pink Mercy?
>>503311268it's her most feminine skin and the most feminine girls always go for the most masculine, usually black, men
>>503309004No the role is Support not Healer, my illiterate friend.
>>503309619Genji's should do way more damage.
>>503311487naruhodo....
>>503311487???
JUNO SCAT DOWN MY FUCKING THROAT NOW!!!!!!!
>>503311197play with him.oh you want to cry and bitch and moan because you're a talentless shitter who can only play one way and refuse to adapt? k.
There are no girls here
>bbc and scat fetishists have taken over /owg/it's over
Don't respond to them.
new guy feels like playing a mantis blades build in cp2077
I played my first game of OW2 after reinstalling for classic. I have never been so baffled in my life.
>>503312367we've always liked the former
>>503313321me on the right
>>503313321Me on the left.
>>503313321me in the middle as kiriko
wtf she has another good skin that I didn't know about until I saw someone use it in my last match
>>503313321GOD I WISH I WERE KIRIKO
>>503313563me on the left
>>503313682>foot fetish skin>good
>>503313995I want to eat her out after they're done with her
damn, kiri gets it on like that huh?...
Why is this general spammed with this revolting scat-tier fetish?
>>503313321I just about to put some pants back on but...
This is how she gets all those skins.....
>>503309071
well, I guess I won't be the only one gone for the next two weeks.>irl going to visit The Hana
>>503314625haha, did someone make this for Quake?
>>503301784>Can't find a guy with a bigger dick than meI am once again asking you to SMASH ___me___, then the state
nice thread
Kiriko is a white man's whore
I'm seeing the opposite here.....
double barrel liara and widowmaker *wink*
>>503314797I can’t remember where I saved this from. I’m gonna assume yes
>>503312134You know damn well it's some faggot picking literally any hero and then just spamming the choke with the primary even if they were playing fucking tracer.
Kiriko Ogundimu
i want to get a cute japanese girlfriend so fucking bad bros.
>>503315816ok, just don't be ugly and go to California or Brazil
>scat / beastialityEw.
>>503317238yummy
jannies earning their pay tonight
Anyway, Sombra
>>503317907actually fucking hot
if the kiriko spammer likes a cute Asian girl and the anti-kiri spammer likes ugly nigger mandingo what does that say about the two
I only play Dva and Orisa when forced to tank, what does that say?
>go 30-0 on Torb>still lose>two teammates are something like 1-12 with pathetic damage and healing numbersHow the FUCK are you supposed to carry this shit as a single person? Hello?!
>>503319230replay code?
>>503318204Match made in heaven?
>>503319230This didn't happen
>>503317938Haven’t seen this in awhile. It’s so cute.
>all these people playing tank in QP so queue times for DPS are lowthanks losers
>>503289392Sleep well
>>503319754GIWTWM
>>503319230You aren't it's a 10 player game, unless you're vastly superior to the entire enemy team (ie hard smurfing) a hard thrower is hard to compensate forthat being said those numbers sound like bronze or low MMR QP
Why does the nigger spammer always spam guy cocks? Is there no nigger futa? Is he too gay to want to see hot women and can only get off with a guy in frame? Sojourn has a big robot cock too
Overwatch General? More like Futa BBC Scat General
>>503320473explains why a dead game general is more active than games that are vastly more popular
>>503320473You say that like the blacked shit isn't just one guy angry about the kiri bot. No Mercy worth her wings would pocket a doofus. It's really funny when they get mad about it too.
>>503320684proof next thread
I'm so mad there's not more mercy pornI've been jacking off to 'doctor on the desk' for yearsWhy are these fags so fucking lazy
Yes I'm retarded
>>503321008it's ok lena
>>503321008We know Venture
jose
WIDOW'S THROBBING FUTA COCK
What is up with the names of some of the new heroes lately? Hazard for the dude covered in spikes? The adventurer's name is Venture? I know Reaper and Soldier are pretty basic names. But at this point i'm suprised Mauga and Life Weaver weren't named Bullet Storm and Flower Boy or some shit.
>all these deleted postsAlright what happened now? What did you guys do to the meltie faggot that has him and his butt buddies posting emotionally again?
>>503321471>Maugaonly reason he's named that is because he's a pre existing character from before ow2life weaver is just as bad as flower boy tbqh
>>503321471be glad juno isn't space ranger
>>503320295It was peaceful here for a couple of days so I’m guessing our little shizofag got a 3 day and now he’s back throwing a tantrum. He only posts BLACKED shit when he’s actually seething.
>>503321849I don't mind because it's hot
>>503321945based and same
why they voice actress so cute?
>>503322378Is that neck tattoo part of the original design? Why does he wear a big stupid scarf that covers it? It looks cool.
>>503322460it's definitely part of the og design though not very visible with current skins.
Correction: Big stupid collar.
Hana
>>503322743D.va
>>503322637off-model garbage
is there seriously janny here posting here? yikes
>>503321945>>503322205Nah it’s cringe and gay
if you throw a shield up into the air it blocks hazard's ult
>>503324002emp also affects it for whatever fucking reason
>kiriko tries cleansing hazard ult
>all these new heroes released>dps still has 6-7 heroes on the other twolol
>>503270476My protective and caring wife
>dva can eat hazard's giant platform rock>can't eat sigma's rock???
>>503326132Sigma is a blatant pet character like Orisa, Hog, Ana. Remember they made his ult ignore LOS and called it a "quality of life change" and had the streamers who get to preplay new patches say it wasn't going to be a big deal?
>>503326132hazard's rock starts small and only gets big when it hits something, sigma's rock is always big
Meltybro is having a mental health crisis for real this time
>>503326763why are you speaking in 3rd person?
>>503326817he wants attention
>>503326276The rock of crystallized goo is almost as big as sig's rock even before it expands
>>503326763Whew, thank goodness it's only for this one time............. :(
Me duoing with Hazard as Lucio
this is gonna go splendid
Olivia
Have a great saturday fellas. A good cuppa joe and then I'll be ready to queue.>>503327410Easy win
>165 ms
>>503327410Show him about what Lifeweaver can do.
Dva should de-mech if she eats an ult
Dva should get naked when she gets hooked outside of mech
>>503327473May your coffee and Illari be always warm
>>503327482cant help where i was born anon :(
>>503327879hotwife illari is always warm because she has regular sex with different men
Which hero has the loosest hole?
>>503327879Yes, I hope so too.>>503327952NOOOOO
>>503327983that would be hotwife illari no matter which hole you are looking at
Today I will play Illari.
>>503328096when you say "play" do you mean "fuck"? because there is quiet a long queue for that
woman stop
I love Scottish accent but Hazard ain't the character for it.
When is Reaper getting his nades?
They put out another skin concept survey.
>>503329987that ain't it chief
>>503309619Valkyrie is fucking garbage especially compared to other support ults
>>503330037Valk is okay but I'd never complain about a Valkyrie buff. What can we give it? Cleanse? Damage resistance for everyone being beamed?
>>503330158Dude, come on. Get help.
>>503329987>we want the furry audience
>>503329987Here's all the ones I could find.
>>503329987>get skins for illari, juno>it's this shit
>>503330381oops forgot one
>>503330381>>503330698Quite a few junos and a few lw's, I am gonna eat good if these come to pass.
>>503324371Wait, she can't? First Shatter and now this. What happened to the almighty suzu?
>>503330381They all suck
https://www.twitch.tv/ow_esportsLive if you want the drops
>>503331526Why does Brig have a horse
>>503331526>shit, we don't have a third swedish character>oh I know, mercy
>>503330381Someone has read my plea in getting a skin based around this era and aesthetic. I need that Juno.
>>503332298If things panned out a bit different, they might've all been "swedish".
>>503332163https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dala_horse
>>503332479Seems less likely than the alternative
Rosemary...
>>503332710Very cute.
based kiriko hater
Haven't played this shit since when hog was super meta. Right before Juno's release. Is the game actually fun now? We're not getting the same 1 meta tank in every match? How bout my girl Brig? Is she meta or shit?
>>503333513It's the same shit whatever the meta, whatever the patch notes say.
>>503333513lol no game is still "get shit tank lose instantly" and now its "walk out for 2 seconds get insta killed" too
>>503333513juno/brig is meta
>>503333586>>503333590Thank you for your input. Gonna ask again come the end of December
BOYO I SURE LOVE PLAYING AGAINST WIDOW HAHA JUST DON'T GO AROUND A CORNER LOL
Just duck the headshot
>>503334279This is exactly why Hanzo isn't good and Widow is.
>>503334224bro do you even ball
>>503330381>human rein skin with his tits on displaybarachads can’t keep getting away with it
Cute girl co-stream!
>>503334610I know the one on the right is Aaron's lover but who is the hunk on the left?
>>503334632Coach Ocie.
>>503334728>>503334610grimgrave, even
>>503330381>not a single venture conceptoh no no no lmao
>>503334610it's almost december, stop posting horror shows
>>503334279What is that cross hair?
>>503334728Dear heavens. I don't wanna be too rude but uhh.
>>503334610>>503334728
>>503335236You know you don't actually have to say anything. Not every single thing that pops into your head needs to be broadcasted.
>>503335315You know that's a good point. However I have noticed that I make anons seethe with this so I continue to do it. Suck my dick.
>>503335376Isn't it kind of sad that you look forward to making random strangers upset?
>>503335315just don't post trannies, it's that shrimple
>>503335426No, i am the spawn of Yog-Sothoth and sadness and anger give me power.
>>503334728Prison gay.
>>503335514Do you not realize the person posting eceleb tranny garbage is doing it to get (You)s from easily triggered autistic losers like yourself? It's a snake eating it's own tail situation sure but you are aware what's happening and don't think you're winning an argument or moving the needle or something right?
>>503335714>haha I was only pretending to be retarded, get troled
>>503335426Don't put words in my mouth young man! I didn't say I was looking forward to it.
>>503335783Do you have difficulty parsing the english language?
>>503335714LGBTs literally run this shit. If easily triggered chuds want to hang out then it's their problem.
>503336002 (you)
>>503335932classic esl rebuttal, you play your cards earlywhat's next, I've conceded something?
>>503336030You literally just proved her right
>>503336002Yeah, look at all the Venture skins.
>>503336034>ESL projecting with broken english Weird how this happens every time.
ok blizzard you can remove hazard form the game now everyone picks him in QP and I'm tired of it
Why is Hazard's primary so fucking bad?
>>503330381Top left Illari is straight up Sombra
>>503336410I’m trying to look at Venture skin
>>503330381>Kiriko>Juno>Mercy>Genji>Hanzo Make it stop
>>503334610>>503334728there is not one woman in these pics
>>503336531ESL's will be the first to cry out about other ESL's because of their insecurities, trying to 'put down' someone in the hopes it will make them feel better about their own lack of knowledge and language skills.
>>503336531You speak english because its the only language you knowI speak english because its the only language you knowWe are not the same
kys jose
>>503319682
>>503337221The difference is nobody is going to indian websites to talk to you.
>picking clash in espordtsscreams desperation against the koreans
If you even dare type a word in chat that could slightly be construed as toxic, I will report you. I will feel a rush of serotonin when I log in next time to see the "Thank you for reporting" message.Especially if you have a high endorsement level. I will kick my feet in joy knowing your precious endorsement level will be lowered just because you made the mistake of typing a word that some might consider naughty.Keep feeding me. Give me more.
>>503337860I am gonna call you a nigger and nothing will happen to me.
>>503336826>no cool Orisa skincowbros....
>>503337630
>>503337860cool story, nigger faggot
>>503338064
I don't understand what the value proposal of Hazard is supposed to be. He plays like he's supposed to be aggressive, get close to the enemy and brawl, but then he has no self-sustain and no escape abilities to speak of. Reminds me of junk queen at launch. If him and JQ existed in a vacuum, like I don't know, if every tank was designed like them, they'd be good and the game probably would be better for it. But they exist in a game where all the other tanks give you clear and obvious value.Even when I pick rolly boy I know what I get. He goes fast and is almost impossible to kill. What do I get when I pick Hazard? Yeah, my shit kicked in.
>>503338560he's supposed to be a dive tank
Why do Asians girls in tight body suits make females seethe so much? You don't see males seething about Mauga or Hazard.
>>503338664Yeah, and the sustain and the escape? Where are they?Dive tank isn't "dive and then die" tank.
>>503338667Women see attractive women and get jealous.Men see attractive men and get motivated.
>>503338667I haven't seen feeeeemales complaining about girls in tight bodysuits, they love that shit.
>>503338803This. Quite fucking sad especially with those who tout the "yaaaass girl power" and be a hating bitch really to other women.
>>503338667Too busy seething about Akande Ogundimu
>>503338773>escapewall climb and jump on a short cd
>>503338667>>503338869It's women, not females.
>>503338383
>>503338895Yeah thanks I think I'll stick to the 4chan hamster.
How come best MHA girl didn’t get a skin in Overwatch?
>>503338964spic
we should let overwatch die so blizzard pulls the trigger and starts releasing gooner skins
waifu
>>503338964my bestie
>>503339154ew
>>503339154kys
>>503338667>Wom*n sees cure girlsThey seethe>Men sees chadlike dudeThey wanna be like him
why is it easier to hit enemies if they aren't hitting you that hard?
I've been having fun playing Juno lately. Landing torpedoes on like 5+ people makes me cum my pants every time. Good hero design.
>>503322637>pink nipplesdefinitely off-model. i have proof
>>503339725Space Pussy is a fun character
>>503339154Hi handsome!Are you ready to game? :^)
>>503339217I love you
meltie bro, come back...
>>503338664>he's supposed to be a dive tankwe have a perfect dive tank>"shut it sombra, get back to cleaning my cage, puta. take McCressidy with you, lazy yankee">>503338967based
>>503340419You obsessing over the schizo is literally no better
so these two fags have literally added each other in-game, where they can privately communicate through private messages, yet they decide to come here instead where people can humiliate and ridicule them for shitting up the threads?i mean i know people have weird fetishes but this is just bizarre.
>>503340419I miss that little fella like you wouldn't believe
>>503340419He's avatarfagging as mercy right now.
>>503338869where can i see this female swallowing cock/dildo in that outfit? you just know she has pics and vids in current year
>>503340516which one, there are like four here right now
>>503339725Sniffing and licking every part of Junos body
>>503339062overwatch should just become a WEG at this point, but more sims like and with unreal engine 3 or 4>fuck 5
>>503340496Yes that's called an attention whore
>>503339725you can just tell how tight she is from this. i'm talking typical asian lip gripping. iykwim
>>503340496They just do it to make you mad and it works every time.
>>503340834i'm new here and curious observing posters. you don't have to project yourself onto others.
>>503339725Kiss JunoFuck JunoMarry JunoKill Tracer
>>503340378i love you too
>>503340834They do it every single day and spend hours writing chatgpt messages at each other even if everyone ignores them. It's attention whoring mental illness and nothing more.
>>503341015Weird how we get the same observation from a new poster every single day
When Lena and Emily are getting married?
Suzu...DOESN'T work on the purple root?T-this must be some mistake...
>>503341098why'd you put it in reverse?
>>503339725>>503339962>>503340624>>503340812>>503341098STOP sexualizing Juno! She is pure and a good girl, and is only 19!
It seems like Kirikoanons and Mercylovers superiority continues to cause controversy
>>503341262
>>503341214based new chad observers?
>>503341098Lena lovers.. it's over>>503341357I wish I could. I can't.
Would Hazard be an off tank or a main tank? He seems to be good at making space, so main tank?
>>503341357Out of 10!
>>503341223When Emily stops cheating on her with men. >>503341262It doesn't work on Junk's trap either or grav. Also Hazard's ult is more fair than other tank ults anyway since you get an MMO floor indicator to get out of the way instead of just getting raped for being within 20m of him at any point when he might possibly have ult charge like most tanks. Also reminder that Biotic Grenade has a shorter cooldown than suzu and does 27 different things still and in fact only gets buffed over time. Just in case it was ever unclear who the actual pet support is.
>>503341386>superiorityha, the bbc superiority is literally getting swept under the rug by the powers that be
>>503341394N-no, they wouldn't do that Thats NOT ALLOWEDSuzu works on EVERYTHING. FULL STOP.
>>503341195kys jose
Kiriko needs a longer TP cooldown.
>>503341919they just shortened it
my 4chanx got fucked up. anyone knows how i can make that the replies are not sticking out like this? it changed out of nowhere, i want the replies to be all in one line, please help bros.
>>503341195
>>503304639That's a man
>>503342136shift-t
>>503342303thanks i love you
>>503342419no homo, right? right?
>>503342160
>>503307269please respond!
>>503342517
>>503307269>Am I realistically expected to counter Widow as Ashe?No
>>503342491of course no homo. one more question, idk what i did but now my threads are auto updating after 5 seconds. where do i turn it off if you know, please?
>>503342720get close and dynamite her before engaging in close rangeyou can't sniper duel widow with any hero that isn't widow that's just how it is
>>503343084thank God!!!
>>503342936
>>503343115disable thread updater in the monitoring settings
>>503343279oh yeah i know about that but it hides the update button in threads as well. i had the button in the header as well but now it's gone. did they change it or am i just retarded
>>503341595no cap, fr fr>>503341492>Just in case it was ever unclear who the actual pet support issomething something DEI, but ana was 2016 so...but anyway, yeah most played support, barely gets nerfs. Sombra on the other hand>"WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO? INFINITE INVIS? 5 SEC INVIS? GIVE HER A GRENADE!"They pretend she'll become Catalina from GTA if she's good
I miss OG hackI miss being able to make troublesome fists and hamsters rage in chatIt had such great utility. Now its pathetic. They laugh at half a second of down-time and then stomp you for easy ult.
>It seems like Kiriko's superiority continues to cause controversyheh
>>503343903there is "auto-update" option in the dropdown menu -> updater
>>503342136you don't like the threading? too much like plebbit or personal taste?
>>503343175
>>503344227oh ffs yeah, i'm so retarded kek. finally, thanks bro i love you for real (no homo) <3
>>503344350
>>503344140i was watching some yeatle play pugs as hackzard and the sombra would hack every chance and guy just literally ignored them the whole game except for a few spikes to the face.balls bros, we shining today as the maid knows her place>in my cage lying butt ass naked and trembling in fear
>>503344306a bit of both. i dislike how it looks and how it makes the page look as well. to me it looks much cleaner without threading.
>>503344491Pachi
>>503344978mari!
>"Found family" in lore and "can finally be himself">Was bullied for being different even if he was an athlete>VA has earrings in both ears>Released after goonbait Juno>Gay bara, not fujo bara>Women on twitter hate him, but gays love him.>Straights dgafWhat's the chance that Hazard's gay?
>>50334533550/50
>>503345335we'll have to wait until the next time something bad happens at blizzard to find out
>>503344140You right, fuck blizzard, they're trumpsupporters
>>503345016spic nigger
>>503345673THEY'RE EATING THE BUFFSTHEY'RE EATING THE NERFS
If Blizzard brought back group marks on the scoreboard and people would see that literally every match has stacks how would everyone react?
>>503345016
>>503344140>>503345673>>503346130I VILL PLAY SOMBRAI VILL HAVE FUNI VILL LICK HER FEET
>>503346776
why is this dude responding to himself?
>>503345335they'll ruin him by making him ftm.
>>503346875Good night..
>>503347001good night!
>somebody takes my hero>throw the gameIt's that shrimple.
>>503347001>>503347115can you guys tell me good night too
>>503346797I am delighted in your sombra enthusiasm.>>503347158Let me guess, you won't tell them that but they should've known better not to instalock mercy.
Any other mercy's HATE seeing other mercy players? I see enemy mercy's (or mercy's on my team that lock before me) and i just want to put them in a blender head-first.Even worse if they're using some cutesy skin like pink mercy or sugar plum fairy...
>>503347641you're a man so you'll never understand mercy sisterhood
I thought you guys were joking about bargage bin servers but I just had a game where I shot the enemy Ana in the head, saw the bullet trail on my screen and watch her die after fully processing it through my conscious mind. There were no lag, and there is no delay in the replay, of course.
>>503348018You're a man
I was going to ask if streamers were part of the reason smurfing is still "allowed" but it just can't be them. It has to be an admission by Blizzard that matchmaking, etc. is just straight up rigged similar to a casino, especially now with e.g. 'lose one game, losing streak, expected, etc.'because how many people alt just to pay for the same skins again?>a one trick mercy smurfing...>is such a thing even possible?
>>503348159ywnbaw etc etc
>>503346130CATALINA, STOP CALLING ME WHILE YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH THAT MUTE FUCK!
Torb is the only fun DPS.
>>503348303skill issue
Juno mogs Kiriko
>>503346764virgin stack players :-( "grrr"single player queue chads :-0 ..... :-3 heh
>>503348303I wish the turret was allowed to be good in current yearClassic was nice to once again let me enjoy a turret that doesn't vanish if even one support looks at it, even before popping it to level 3
Imagine not playing this game with friends.
>>503348425>both have lip grippersdoes it matter? do I really have to choose? literally...why not both :3 when I want my 16cm pp to feel big, I go asian. when I want sensual roughness, I go Sombra
Italian DPS heroine when?
503348596>the weekend tourist
>>503348775>no friends
>>5033484251000000000000%>>503348596Well when the game launched I used to play with friends. They're all gone now
Do you guys unironically solo queue in this game? I couldn't imagine how fucking awful that experience must be.
>>503348754>juno's first time at numbani
>>503349295i don't even play this game anymore except moira sometimes
>>503349295What's wrong with it? I've only ever solo queued.
How Ana Ruined Overwatchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z8WIuZsfHg
>>503349718All they had to do is drop anti to 50% at the same time as they did it to the heal buff in her first patchWe'd be playing a totally different game today if they'd had the balls to nip her bullshit in the bud early
How Sigma Saved Overwatch
juno tummy soon
>>503349913sigma balls lmao
Sombros...
>>503349932these are concepts dummy
>>503350012Dat ass needs buffs
i just want the wedding dress ones, can they like hurry up?
>>503349908All they had to do was remove healing from nano and healing and damage from nade.
>>503349908It says a lot about Jeff and the initial balance team for them to think that adding an ability that 100% reduces healing was a good idea.Nowadays it needs to be 100% because there's just that much fuckin healing in the game. But back then they could've made bionade only do 50% reduction to healing, thus stopping the need to keep buffing healing in the long run.
>>503350103>beach illari>beach mei>beach symmetra>beach junkerI CAN'T AFFORD ALL THESE
>>503304848>>503304981>>503305023>>503305089>>503308203hell yeah
Ashe's sweaty feet
>>503350460I want to worship Ashe's feet
>>503350289 healing got powercrept because nade and rez exists.
>>503349317shouldn't there be at least 5 shadows then? and also some crowd of dark silhouettes in the background with stars for eyes, doujin-style? iykwim :3
>>503350768yeah, become a draw anon and destroy these niggas with no vision
>>503349295there's a combination of people here, weekend warrior. the mercy/bast duo is the only confirmed /owg/ non-solo queue personnel. there are plenty of people that still play the game, just because but there are also those that have stopped playing altogether. There are those that ONLY play if they get invited to do so. I want to also say that the LFG that was available in OW1 may have had an impact on people not playing in stacks along with....well, people unironically uninstalling and moving on with life.
the widow poster has no friends, color me shocked
>>503350924i wish i could draw characters but i never took that path and i'm not fully interested in making characters, (it's not too late but meh). I do dabble in 3d though, still not with characters.
>>503350012Dat ass needs a buffer___me___
actually I'm a Sombra poster. and I don't play the game enough to actually care>>503350103>>503350357would they let illari show that much skin, even for summer?
>>503350103>bikini junker queen
whoops, I posted Echo in training instead of Sombra. let me try again
Thanks, hazardcucks, I would never bother completing a full stack of these ones if there was a chance I would get tank.
whoops messed up again. better try this one. it's sombra right?
damn, i can't find my sombra pics. maybe it's this one and not one of the other delicious brown women in the game...
whatever, they're all OW related and not BLACKED shit
>>503352510>and not BLACKEDzzz
Oh, I'm in the S's, I must be getting close...
Overwatch girls you have never masturbated to:
>>503351223you're already colored
moira/orisa/venture
>>503352907same. i haven't even tried looking for venture stuff
>>503352579well, since you asked>18 years after Dva took a spring break trip to numbani
>>503352982I think there's only about a single serviceable image/animation for Venture and Moira so good luck
>>503353153needs spade tats
>>503353153>this is what a 40 year old dva looks likeyeah ok
>>503352086RALLY TO ME
>>503352086MACE TO THE FACE
>>503353232it's her hapa baby, anon...she was rejected by Ram who was seduced by JQ. Thus Dva, being a diva needed a release and went to one place she could have fun and (almost) have no regrets.
in one of my imaginary reworks for roadhog, he would be able to throw a wall of metal junk to make a small wall.... I guess Hazard just nulled that posibility
>>503353232anon...
>>503353581Kiri would never
>>503353581post more pleaseIm tugging
still can't find my sombra folder. i would post more widow but people here hate blue dicks and prefer black ones
>>503353581based
>>503353758>people
>>503353581>no red hat earsI....like this? also does kiriko not know what happens to guys after swimming or when it's cold? "I WAS IN THE LAKE!"
>>503351063yeah there was literally 0 reason whatsoever to remove the LFG feature and i'm still pissed it's goneno i'm not using d*scord
>>503353758I like both
>>503353893>no one must know I'm a dog on the internetshouldn't you be chewing some fuzzy KONG balls, Fido
>>503354001complicates eomm for their new mm
i always fele like i'm basically throwing whenever i queue for dps/tank....
>>503354182it's okay moiramain, they include easy to play characters for people just like you
So instead of a sexy Rogue like vampire character...we go moira. maaaaan, this game sucks!
You can't do this in Overwatch.
>>503354117that's to say nothing of the effects on uom for the erm system
>>503354385Why you do dis and your marvel advertising is making me dislike the game already
>>503354385That game looks shit, Chang
>>503354182off role queuing, eh? Go Dva or Rein, tank. Go Sym, Cass or Genji, dps. Literally the easiest heroesNo, I will not retract that statement*heh*
>>503354385the last time you posted was this same map...are there no others?
>>503354385yoooo I LOVE it when other people can take away my agency over the game, we need more stuns and CC in shooters everyone loves that shit
I played ashe for 5 games in comp and every single time i got flamed
>>503354805Do another 5 and then give up
>>503354853Yes sir glory to the plan
>>503354805just play quickplay you "people" play ranked for zero reason
>>503355076far better matchmaking with the exact same rules, why the fuck would you not play comp?
>>503352049literally me kek
>playing classic>win round 1 on Lijiang>get to 96 on the second round but the enemy caps point>our Cassidy swaps to Soldier and runs for the point>gets on it as it hits 99>the Mercy and Lucio are on point trying to fight him off as he's running around the pillar in the center of the point>he dies>Reinhardt charges in to keep OT going and dies>Mercy rezzes both>we win the fightMoments like this don't happen in OW2
Widow's throbbing futa cock
>>503355532pouring gallons of hot and thick cum into my rectum
>>503355625fag
>>503355532>>503355625unfathomably based.
reinhardt's trembling pretty pink pussy
are tank queue times back to normal or do I have to keep playing d**?
>>503356130>qplol
>constantly thinking about Kellen being on Excelsior and never even sniffing a championship
>league gets full nudity yuri sex on live tv>overwatch gets another bara bait fagmake it make sense
>>503356353cutelyn won
>>503356353riot is based
>>503356353yuri is gay
>>503356183das rite
>>503356353He's taking over...
>>503356353somehow we always win
Uhh based?
>>503356842WHAT THE FUCK? HOMO BROS WHAT IS OUR RESPONSE???
>>503356723this is the gayest shit i've seen this month
>>503357005how do you go a whole month without looking in the mirror?
>>503357005this month so far*
>>503356842Fakeeee
>D.va: Steel/electric>Doomfist: Steel/fighting>Hazard: Poison/fighting>JQ: Fighting>Mauga: Fighting>Orisa: Steel/normal>Ramattra: Psychic/steel>Reinhardt: Steel>Roadhog: Normal>Sigma: Psychic>Winston: Electric/normal>Ball: Steel/normal>Zarya: Electric/fighting>Ashe: Fire/normal>Bastion: Steel>Cassidy: Normal>Echo: Electric/flying>Genji: Steel/fighting>Hanzo: Normal>Junkrat: Fire/Dark>Mei: Ice/Normal>Pharah: Steel/Flying>Reaper: Dark>Sojourn: Normal>S76: Normal>Sombra: Dark/electric>Symmetra: Electric>Torbjorn: Steel>Tracer: Electric>Venture: Ground>Widowmaker: Normal>Ana: Normal>Baptiste: Normal/flying>Brigitte: Steel/normal>Illari: Fighting/fire>Juno: Flying>Kiriko: Normal/ghost>Lifeweaver: Grass>Lucio: Normal/electric>Mercy: Fairy/flying>Moira: Poison/dark>Zenyatta: Psychic/steel
didn't read
i play quickplay because number go down makes me anxiousthen i get placed against a Master 4-stack and regret my decisions when i cant leave spawn
we already knew hog players can't read
I play qp because the games are shorter
Remember to hug and love all Juno players! Total Juno love! :3
>I play qp because I don't want to play OW?
>>503358001YWNBKK
>>503357790you can just leave and let someone else deal with it
>>503356842THEY SHARE A LONGING GAZE AND SHE CYBERPEGS HIM IN THE SHORT HOW IS IT NOT OBVIOUS
>falcons racoons final with toronto 3rdwowno one could have predicted this
>>503330381give me pants on head Lena
>>503358195cheeky
no way you niggas still watch OWL i didnt even think that was a thing anymore more like LMAOWL
>"But you poop from there">"So?"Who is having this conversation and why is it Dva and not Sombra or Widow? Also, can anyone confirm whether Sojourn has an anus or not?
>>503358365literally no one is watching OWL
>>503358175I don't think anyone realistically thought it was going to be anything other than a KR vs KR final.
>>503358036>YWNBKKExplanation?
>>503358365lol lmao even
>>503358502please refer to the following attachment
>>503355532This but Morinth, yes I am aware the consequences. Goddess take me!
>>503355532yummy
>>503357005i watch femboy twinks play with each other at least once a week. you need to keep up or else "You aren't winning, Son."
>>503356842>he like 'em thiccFat bitch lovers can't stop winning
>>503356842Who are the people that's not Hazard? I only just learned a new hero dropped or testing w/e
>>503355532and Brigitte throbbing futa cockcompeting to impregnate Lena's womb simultaneously
playing Lucio on classic, they definitely changed Lucio's wallride at some point in the game right? wall riding on classic feels way harder, it's like you're less sticky.
>Hazard paints his nailsUhh,,,,
>>503359204yes, they made it easier and every luciotard got mad because of muh skill ceilingalso, classic lucio had no speed boost after jumping off a wall
>>503358019wrong, I get to play more matches
>>503357670>Mauga: Fightinghe literally sets people on fire
>>503357670
>POTG is me missing every shot, dying, and still getting 4 kills from my ult while i lay there on the floor
>>503359204>they definitely changed Lucio's wallride at some point in the game right?Long ago.
I play qp because the weekly qp challenges are faster to complete.
>>503357670>Widowmaker: Normal>>503355532since you asked so nicelyhttps://files.catbox.moe/gnqfif.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/9093ub.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/r4zxi2.gifbonus https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=9999206imagine playing games on the weekend *heh*
>super>Mr. X>Uber>mispronouncing 'Mauga'Insufferable cumskins.
>>503360186kwab
>crowd shot>cute twinksThey need ingame representation
>>503360351>imagine playing games on the weekend *heh*>tfw taking Magnesium and Iron
>>503360703>girl on girl fanart>it's sexual assaultevery fucking time
>>503360351tugging
making Lena permanently silly with my penis
No offence but this general is actually disgusting
>A man uses cosmetics>shockedpikachuface.tiff
>>503358365>Watching OWLif you mean leaving it on in the background and muting tab for drops yeah
>>503360983>miss>miss>miss>miss>miss>Q press>2 killsdps main moment
>>503360834>girl on girl>it's sexual assaultchat, he doesn't know hahahahahaha>>503360703add some zinc in there too, bruh
>>503360983swallowgoddess...
>>503360983says a man who calls himself "swallow god"
>>503360983i actually like you posting your clips, no cap. now to disgust you even more, how big is your pp?
>>503360834It's what the people want.>>503360970Cheeky.>>503360983Alright mister faggot god calm down. Let us sex deprived beasts be.
>>503360983>battlepass skinIf you spent ANY money on Overwatch past the initial $40 in 2016, you are not even a human, just goyim cattle.
>>503361247>>503361314they obviously love the big blue penis. who am i kidding, who doesn't!?
>>503360983>swallow god
>>503361506You can get 3 out of 5 battle passes with just the shit you get from completing them. If it was a shop skin you'd have a point, these are fucking expensive for what they are.
>>503360983god i wish i could be your little pocket slut.
>>503361204>add some zinc in there too, bruhWith folic acid, already know.
>>503361506>frog>poorthis is an 18+ website
Mei should not be a DPS
>>503361869by how big she is she should be a tank
stop replying to him, you morons, he's an attention whore, he gets off on your (you)s
>>503362037to who?
>>503362121to me
>>503362226who are you?
So can someone explain to me why Symmetra's tracking beam was problematic, but Moira's entire kit isn't?
>>503362226Here's a (You) now get the h*ck out of here
Overwatch 2 Needs To Be Studied. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlxKql3cJ-U
>>503362638because one dealt 120 damage and the other is 60 or some other meaningless number
>>503361582shes purple
>>503362969that's her clothes, you dingus
>>503362969Is Luigi green to you?
>>503359376>>503360224when did they made the changes? I think when I played OW1 he already had the speed boost off wall ride
>>503361506not everyone is unemployed anon
Post your crosshair
Juno has an ass made for
>>503363697like 2 years after launch
>>503330381I know the Juno bias is out of hand, but honestly I don't care because unlike Kiriko she's a fun hero and the skins are all good (the pirate one for kiri is pretty decent htough). Like her wearing crocs is adorable, her as a little fox is adorable, her as some celestial being is cool, and her in full on chromatic sci-fi gear is badass. Also D.va with a dyke haircut is hot as fuck
>>503363738+
>>503363756sitting
>>503363756this
>>503330381more Juno skins, life is worth living
>>503363738guess what game I came from
>>503364305crosshair that big I'm guessing some console shooter
>>503364354I guess it was technically on console but I only ever played it on pc
>>503363903It's 2024 you gotta stop calling short hair a "dyke haircut"
>>503330381I don't give a FUCK about any of these (bottom-right is complete ass)!! WHERE ARE THE HEIST SKINS
>>503361824>D.A.R.E.Ain't no way that program survived out of the 90s. That shirt had to have been a goodwill/salvation army find or a hand me down from his older brother or dad.
>the paypigs in defense mode
>>503363756Hazard's cock
Happens to (You)?
>>503362969yeah, her husband was abusive. his hands were REALLY big. if you know what i mean.>>5033637388-----------------XD
Is it me or does this teuchter faggot occasionally shout "WAAAGH!"?
>>503364909>1080p mediumWhy does it say that?
>>503362037god i wish he would get off all over my face
uh...Mercy girls. Wot's going on here?https://files.catbox.moe/2eylhd.webm
>a tank with (better) mei wallthey are beyond retarded with this one
>>503365183>1080p resolution>mediumgraphics settings
>>503364909yeah, just once on Juno
>>503365426why is she so dumb?
>>503365558I mean duh, but why would it says that on the replay? I've never seen that before
>>503365628mogged, sorry bro. >>503365731no idea, always been like that for me since i started.
>>503365446>devs keep recycling already established heroeshaven't they been doing that since moving sym to dps and releasing moira? her suck is just sym's old auto aim beam. but i guess you could say the same for zarya and sym's beam? idk man, blizz something something revolving door or just lazy devs. maybe they are also limited as to not venture, lol, into full moba territory? surely they could use that limitation to be creative?
>>503365647maybe she is from "that" part of England? you know what I mean?
>>503366213>her suck is just sym's old auto aim beamI'm amazed that people still don't know how Moira works all these years later. Her right click is a Zarya beam from a functional perspective, but visually most of it is invisible.
>>503365731it shows up the settings you saved it with, you can save it with different graphics settings>>503366157need to step up my Juno game I suppose
>>503366402Explain how it functions mechanically differently from old Symm beam.You do know what the old Symm beam is, right? You're not a OW2 baby.
>>503365446he fun tho
need more of this >>503353581
>>503349295I only solo qué, isn't that the default?
>>503366790nta but iirc old sym beam would have way, WAY wider radius once it was locked on. you could have someone walk behind you and the beam would stay attached, it was like mercy beam but less drastic
>>503367340That's not what mechanically different means.
If you pres quick melle when using violent leap and hold it or double tap it hazard does a second follow up hit with a unique animation but if you press the same button as violet leap it doesn't work
>stomp one game>get stomped the next gameshit's literally a coin toss.
>>503362836>unironic m*rcytroon
>>503366790Symmetra's old left click had a window where it would lock on to an enemy and then a second, much larger window where it wouldn't break its lock. If the target moved outside of that window, the lock would break after a small delay, leading to situations where an enemy could be behind Sym while still taking multiple ticks of damage.Moira's "lock" is visual only and the beam itself functions like Zarya or the current iteration of Sym. The beam's actual size is rather large and the visual for it is designed to pierce the center of an enemy so long as some part of the larger invisible section of the beam is touching some part of the enemy player's model.
so exactly is slam or literally anything else in his kit not affected by being empowered as doomfist again? its like they wanted a fighting game install but pussied out halfway instead of giving you multiple ways to spend it outside of... slightly better punch.
I'm an easy rider
>>503366790after sym's beam locked on to you it would stay until you broke los or got out of range, it would stay locked on even if you left the targeting cone
speaking of recycling abilities, reminder that sigmas barrier is literally old symmetras barrier.
>>503367642demon mode doomfist?
anyone got a link to the survey
Tank main here, I am literally retarded and every loss is my fault.
>>503368475you know this is a falseflag because tank players don't call themselves tank players, they specifically name their main tank
>>503368475it's always the tank's fault, we know.
>>503366213Blizzard devs are hacks and I don't think they even pretend otherwise, the only reason they even release new heroes at all is to signal that the game isn't "dead" yet.Reminder that Sojourn is literally just a better Soldier.
as a doomfist main, if you lose the game because of me you should quit bitching and get good enough to carry.
>>503368831maybe you should try to stay in my LOS instead of jumping around the whole map like a feral nigger
Can I get by with Illari and Juno on support?
Boop
>>503368831As an actual Doom main, the number of times my supports have decided to hard throw because of my pick is staggering.
Imagine that the Venture skin, was just adding some dirth patches on her clothes and give her a miner hat.
>>503369359I hope so. Fuck this ugly ass character and anyone who uses it
>>503369359blizzard are not based enough to do that
>>503369445>"Hiya!"
>>503369359Any skin venture gets will be shit regardless because of the fugly boots
>>503368968Ana is the only support who can put games on her back against problematic tanks.
>>503369695>>503368968this, if you run into a problematic Mauga as Illari or Juno and your team is shit there is literally nothing you can do, you will losebut Ana could win, or a flanking Moira who kills the supports
>>503312106
I got Hazard in mystery heroes, he's fun
>>503367858>have a character made with unique abilities>something happens, probably a support sissy complaining, devs "rework" the hero>those abilities are later brought back on a "new hero" but either not as strong or the visual is slightly different to match the hero's styleI didn't play ow1 but it seems symmetra has been in AA meetings with devs a lot...first they took her keys now she has no car. she doesn't even have a shield generator anymore!
>>503370713the only time the players complained about symm, is when you get a shit otp and you had to deal with her on your team
>>503370960that's meI disabled chat years ago
>>503368831Ball main here, word my nigguh>>503369057goddamn i love shiny women. especially those that would angrily ride my fat hamster cock [in spanish]
feed hampter to venomous snakes.
>>503370147>michael jackson nosedidn't realize Dr. Kim's descendants relocated to Mars after the 2nd finno-joseon hyper war of 2033-2055
Let me guess, tank diff?
>>503369695I only play cute girls sorry
>>503367396>explains how the two beams work differently>"th-that's not mechanically different, because... it just ISN'T, okay???"
>>503371210don't call Sombra venomous, she just has the famous latina temper[angry azteca amazon positioning]
>>503371480>playing vs literal botsdead game is dead. marvel rivals looking more appetizing.>>503371554>I only play cute girlsfuck you father time
>tfw you will never get the same amount of love as hampter
>>503371831He's both move loved and hated than you
guess what I'm eating tonight>and no it's not tacos or curry
if mauga is so bad why aren't the pros using ana to counter him
>>5033720365 Guys?
>>503372051who will protect the ana?
>>503309048this but unironically
Why is it that for high pressure shots, my aim becomes shaky, but this shakiness doesn't seem to decrease my accuracy (if anything, it seems to make me hit more)? It kinda looks similar to this tf2 player (large, uncontrolled looking flicks when going for midair rockets, that still hit with frightening accuracy)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ueELNOm3Bo
>against full dive comp>tank keeps jumping in alone>complains about healssometimes I understand why some people hate their tanks
>>503372007This made me feel a bit better. Thanks
>>503372581That's what I figured.. her and brig would just get rushed to death
>>503330381Whats with the increase in furshit
>>503373021but it's your fault if you lose, you should learn to carry your whole team better
hazard fits perfectly into the "bruiser" role concept that was tossed around towards the end of OW1's lifebasically the game is 1-3-2 with DPS having the option to pick a "bruiser"only one DPS player is allowed to play a bruiser at a timethe role locks when someone already has one selected, but becomes available again if they return to a DPS characterthis is a logistically possible role, as the role limits test happened a couple months agothe bruiser role is essentially mini-tanksmid-level burst damage, mid-level sustain, mid-level kill confirmwhere DPS are high burst damage, low kill confirm (as in difficult to pull off) and tanks are low burst damage but high kill confirm (as in easy to pull off)you see this in the current design of tanks and DPSwhere DPS do a lot of burst damage but require more effort and skill to confirm a kill and tanks don't do a lot of burst damage but their kill confirm is much simples as many of them cleave or have wide-spread primariesbruisers would have to be somewhere inbetweenmost bruisers would be heroes converted from their current role into the bruiser rolecurrent candidatesd.va, doomfist, hazard, queen, hog, ball, and zaryabastion, mccree, mei, reaper, torbjorn, and venturebrigthis would allow for tank duos so people can play a wider variety of compositions and actually play tank in a way that isn't just standing still mid and getting spammed by everyonewhile also allowing more people to play DPS if they want to, and adding a whole new variety of possible three-DPS composition possibilities
>>503329987Panda Juno? I'll take 2, please
>>503373497'tism
>>503373108Sweet
Good night my rodents
>>503374312sleep tight, grandpa
>>503374382young at heart
>>503372036
>>503373759hey at least I'm capable of forming thoughts and expressing themall you have the capacity of doing is trying to bait people on 4chan
basically hazard sucks and they shouldn't even add him next season
>>503373425it was QP and the DPS lineup was useless
>>503375279Kit is quite fun, aesthetically unpleasing to me though. Worlds apart from a design like Rammatra.
/owg/ finally getting their straight white male character and being completely incapable of looking past how they aren't just a cookie cutter self insert jack reacher looking white guy is fucking hilarious to mejust like how I tell people when they criticize my fashion or selections irlif they scare you away, then it's working
is venture a good main?
what is blud on about
>let kunta kintay guide you
>>503376454He's cool, you can never satisfy chuds tho
they should add more futa character
>>503376780Every female character is a futa, except Mercy.
>>503376454Folks addicted to those being mad brain chemicals. Shit powers the internet these days.
>I don't like a character>heh stupid chuds just because it's not just like you, you should try being more edgy like me and Hazard!
>>503377172you know you're being baited?
Gotcha :)
bros it's just keep happening...
I think Winston is a well designed character because he's a straight white male like me.
>>503377386You can just brainlessly hold down left mouse over everything until you get your very effective ult, then just use that brainlessly, if you get in trouble you can just brainlessly fly away. Very good hero.
Mercy is a white female, just like me
>>503377540you mean the BEST hero :)
hamster
>>503377540But enough about Moira.
>wait 13 minutes to play fucking support>get 4 chink names on the enemy teamcool
Orisa is the only tank I find enjoyable to play
>endure long QP tank queue>enemy tank is on fucking ORISAWhy?
>>503377793>yt boy scared of asian bvlls
>>503377768If you piss over everything with moira you run out quite quick and need to wait or suck off someone to replenish it, literally a more skillful character than Juno.
>>503372275you're getting warmer
>>503377904Orisafags are just brainless
>moira>a more skillful characterwe found the resident moiramain
>>503370713the sad part is symmetra has found her niche like twice and both times they "reworked" her away from them. in OW1 her turrets used to be an actual threat but you cant have that because deployables bad i guess (buffs immortality field), then she became an actual flanker for like 2 seasons in OW2 and once again, cant have her using teleporter as a functional part of her kit so they killed her ability to do that too.
>>503377954*flies around you and out aims you*
it's so fucking weird how many people are trying to force ashe into widowit's almost every match right nowone team has the carry widow, the other one has an ashe trying to outshoot themit's wild
>>503378212I also want to force something into widow if you catch my drift
SOMBRA OP
do you guys think Ashe is into raceplayI want her to call me the n-word (hard r) while we copulate
MEET THE NEW TANK!LESS FUN THAN THE HAMSTER TANK!*old style british guitar solo with bowling arm strumming*They might as well release a Zardoz Connery style character next. But blizz doesn't have the cajones to do that.
>>503378435How unsightly
>>503377943well theyre also a 4 stack
>>503376454that sounds like you're describing both hazard and yourself as performatively edgy hot topic shopping sexual abuse victims>I wear da spikes because mah daddy stick 'is donger up me dingus when I was but a wee laddy, it makes me 'eel securethe logical endpoint of this would be if Hazard was an FtM trans asexual cuntboy>>503376582you're neither black nor 12, why pretend?
>>503378358pretty sure she's the one forcing someone into you (me). but actually willingly.*hnnng*
>>503378592boohoo cry more
>>503378435>hacked into being Sombra's fucktoythat's my fetish
>>503378358That boob looks uncomfortable.
>win against chinese 4 stack while my team is all solo queue>expected????
>>503378586bruh she is a southern belle. what do you think? she's not the marrying type but she'll play along with doing hand holding cowgirl with the confederate BATTLE FLAG (not official flag) as her cape. you think she'd be shy to yelling nigger while getting BLACKED?
Almost 10 years after the game was first shown, and we have our first male human x female omnic pairing
what does sombra even do after her rework
>>503379303inb4 the thick omnic gets more porn than sojourn
>>503379303Why is the omnic fat?How is an omnic fat?
>>503379303>the omnic is coded as a fat black woman somehow
>>503379298thanks for playing Blizzard Casino. leave your chips on the way sucker. But be sure to reserve your tickets for BlizzardWorld! Now in two locations! Ignore BlizzardLand in Southern California, not worth the price.
>>503379416hide behind her tank or a pillar and spam grenade at enemy tank waiting to get a pick on the bast that's too exposed and not getting pocketed by a mercy>>503379303>robot looks obesewhat?
>>503378713you sound pretty upset about itfeeling a little insignificant? not special? not unique enough?
>>503380004weird projection, sorry for striking too close to home I guess
>>503379416spam hack on tank like she's always done lol
i haven't played the new bara nor watched any streams, but isn't phreak hazard supposed to do some type of poison ability? and why did the black dwarf from dem Rangs get coded into a robot body?
hanzo takes zero fucking skill and I hope everyone who plays him gets bone cancer and dies
>>503380150are you sure you aren't projecting about the molestation thing?about thinking that alternative people are just seeking attention?sounds like you've been projecting this entire time, which is always why 4chan posters accuse others of it so quickly
>>503380365you sound pretty upset about it
>>503379726funny thing is i went against the exact same team the game before, lost and it was somehow a reversal.
>>503378713>turns the bait into some weird trans thingJesus Christ, you really can't help yourself. I can't imagine allowing less than 1% of the popular to rot my brain so thoroughly.
>>503379302but I want to marry her too
Ashe x BobCassidy x EchoMercy x OrisaHamster x WifeleaverZen x GenjiRobofuckers rise up
>>503380724it's d.va x bob you newfag
>>503380724mercy x bastion as per owg lore
>>503380821Dva x Hog is canon retard, they even got an animated short
FUCK SOMBRA FUCK SOMBRA FRUCK SOMBRA
When did they give McCree his stun grenade back? Is he good again?
>>503377954sounds like you're bad at killing enemy Junos
>>503380498this is a game of endurance anon. the Hans couldn't keep (it) up :3
>>503381047>When did they give McCree his stun grenade back?june>Is he good again?yes
>>503381047he's great
>>503380586you need Bob's approval. you better learn how things are done in the South and prepare for a shotgun wedding. yee haw!>>503381037yeah, right in her poop shoot while she yells angrily [in mexican spanish]
hazard's pretty fun but I'm worried he's just gonna be sombrabaitthere's a small selection of tanks that are in that "everyone instacounter" tier that you just can't playkinda why the role is so dogshit
>queue classic>pick rat>spam M1 at chokes>winjust like old times
>queues for 9 minutes
>>503380821Dva x Ram has tons of shippers
This is why we hate tankoids
>>503376559you've got good burst, and the movement's funthat said you'll attract seethe both from shitters who stand in shit positions and get burst combo'd or from chuddies, plus you'll fly under the radar both in terms of getting skins & getting balance changes, so it's up to you whether those are good things
>miss one shot against moira>lose the 1v1how is this fair?
Death... in my wake.............
>tfw no Futa Widow and Futa Junker Queen to double team you
>>503382031>kino of the stormmemories...
>>503382031I feel like I'm insulting someone if I stand perfectly still for them to heal me, I also feel like someone is laughing when they have to do it for me
>>503383089t. genji double jumping and wall climbing in cover while screaming for healing
Have you gotten any of the gilded mythics? I kinda like the Moira and Junker ones, but I don't think I play either of them enough to warrant the pick up yet.
>>503382031Some things never change
Why does Illari need perfect accuracy to heal teammates? Ana gets darts the size of a bus.
>>503383748lol what her beam is as fat as zarya full charge
>>503383667this is missing>i'm reloading/waiting for cooldowns but you dived like a retard
>>503383482i got the jq one. not much to say, what you see is what you get.
>>503383829zarya's beam is always the same size
>>503383482JQ and Mercy. Complaint about JQ is the removal of her bright lightning blades
if I post some of my clips here will you promise not to laugh at me
I forgot how truly awful qp was>mercymains accidentally queue as dps and go 2-14
>>503384903no promises but we can apologize after
>>503383829Her butt is fat
>>503383089It just speeds up the interaction. When I'm AD strafing and I can hear my ana whiffing, I just stand still for a second or 2. Why make being healed harder than it needs to be? Although when playing tankier heroes, sitting in cover for like 5 seconds while my ana tops me off, I feel like a racecar taking a goddamn pitstop.
>>503384903Gameplay webms are fun, post yours
>>503384903no but it's a hell of a lot better than chuds spamming about culture wars no one cares about
>mercy>gameplay
>>503384903It's okay. you can laugh at mine.>>503334279
>someone switching to widow to counter a mediocre ashe in quickplay is it that serious man
>support queues are already back and long as fuckplease play the new tank...
>>503385652oh shit I meanThe shadows coalesce.......
>>503385772supportoids can't play tank
>>503385772? every role queue is under 1 min
>Super slippery Lucio on one team>2 members on the other team go Moira and SymSome people just can't stand watching other people have fun.
>>503385864>t. seething tankoid sissy
>>503386015>having fun while annoying othersyeah we should just be little cucks and take it huh?
>>503386149It's just the pettiest counterswap I can think of. Outside of a support going Ana/Kiri after dying to Hog/Queen once.
>>503386117Replay codes?
>>503386412>noooo stop playing the game correctly
>Pharah gameplay
Why can you heal leather club man's wall?
>>503386015Meanwhile in the other team chat>can our DPS please stop getting booped off the bridge>Lucio has been marked the entire time please shoot Lucio>where is our DPS>oh in the ilios hole again who could've guessed>please stop being fucking stupid and shoot Lucio>FINE I'LL DO IT MYSELFthen you see the moira swap
>>503382157I like causing seethe but I am more concerned about being useful. I don't really care much about skins
>>503382031>needing heals
baking sisters... new thread?
let it die
goodbye owggers it has been nice talking to you
make sure to recall new thread marvel rivals
>ana is shooting at the enemy team for the entire fucking game
This is now /mrg/
>>503388890Mercy Rage General?
>>503389064Mercy Rape General
>>503389182Settle down Akande
Make the thread! You can do it!
>>503382031>>503383089
>>503389849Repopulating Mars with Juno!
UuoohhhDo not panic
i would make a thread, but i cant be bothered to do all the garbage links..so yea!
>>503390075Pedophile!
phara clips were so ass that the bread baker killed himself
New Thread>>503390515>>503390515
why am i going against 2 different chinese stacks everytime i fucking queue
>>503387660i mean what i'm saying is if you're being useful, you'll cause enemy seethe. venture's a flanker, so if you're doing your job you'll automatically make bad squishies shit their pants. if you don't care about skins then yeah you should be fine on venture. honestly if you have enough autism you can make any character work all the way to t500
what does mei do in ow2? ive only played ow1 it feels weird
>>503392325be an annoying wall builder who doesn't die
>>503365446Let her freeze people again.
