Limited Time Snow EditionPC Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/no_fun_aliowed_vg/PS4 Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4/To join, you have to:>Set profile to public>Open friends list>Go to the crew page and request to join>Drop your name here>New Players Guide:https://leo3418.github.io/collections/gta-online-guides>Vehicle Testing Videos:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx_tHjuVuRODxrNcTCbJ4VOB5FHxBzGgx>Vehicle informationhttps://gtacars.net>Interactive maphttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map>Cover archivehttps://gtag-covers.neocities.orgPrevious Thread: >>506265089
#Weekly bonuses #GTAOnline>>506664930>>506665110https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/255345a321k885/get-festive-in-gta-online-with-holiday-gifts-and-bonuses
>>506779831New thread feels!>>506776112>Can you tell that I like this pose?Yes and I love the smile! Are we posting festive?>>506778975Don't know about Soulja but the mumble rap in VI will be kino:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGt_JGHYEO4
>>506780857Close-up and I'm done spamming :c
>>506777742My Christmas wish is meeting (YOU)
When will the dumbass snow go away? Is there a way to turn it off client-side?
>>506783479>First person to post about how they got filtered>It's a frogPure pottery
yeah that comet from the salvage yard with the gay ass candy cane liverly is fun for a few minutes but the jugular handles better and i also have a trophy truck
>>506783587Cool, so how do you remove it?
>>506783479ask Reddit
>>506784224There's only information about some session glitch, but no permanent fix. Hopefully someone finds a permanent solution or rockshit comes to their senses and make snow an option.
>>506784221Uninstall the game, wait about two weeks, reinstall. That should fix it for you.
>>506784224>ask RedditHe just did lmao
>>506785093Man fuck all of you guys. I'm so done with this site.
I could have sworn these were all under construction last time I checked. Now they're all for sale hmmm
>>506779831merry chrimas
>I'm the only one driving a car in the public lobby.>Everyone else is sparrows and oppressors.>*flicks on imani tech missile jammer*This will be an easy week.
>>506785496
Damn the Police Coquette is really slippery, I'd recommend keeping it at stock suspension for better handling.>inb4 snowI know, but I was testing it in the parking garage under my Arcadius Office. I'm assuming the snow physics don't get applied to surfaces that don't have snow on them, right?
>>506786031>I'd recommend keeping it at stock suspensionShould I downgrade my entire fleet or is this a meme for only a few select vehicles to be better with stock suspensions?
>>506785496I hate to be the bearer of bad news but there are 2 cul-de-sacs like that, one under construction, and the one in your picture. Now if only they'd put the house with the diving board on sale. I'd buy it for 10 mil idgaf
>Rockstar adds seasonal collectible>Doesn't show up on the collectible scannerPar for the course, really.
>>506786234It's seemingly for cars that spin out easily. Still, probably a skill issue on my end for not being able to handle it. Also still not sure if Rockstar applies snow physics to all surfaces regadless if they have no snow and a roof over them.That said, I'd definitely recommend keeping the new truck at stock suspension because it can go over higher ledges with it.
>>506783016The womanizer and the manizer meeting?That cannot end well.
>>506786804We would be like The Megapowers, would put to blame the protagonists of VI.
>>506785093Lmao, imagine being this upset at frog images.
>>506785093kek what a bitchplease tell me even redditors chewed him out for being too retarded to use a 4wd or off-road car
>>506787287Meant to say shame.
>>506785820Wendyyy
>>506787881You're also a retard if you think that actually helps.
What snow?
>>506788243I can drive fine on snow with even a Sultan Classic because it's AWD. Care to elaborate?
>>506788243Works on my machine.
>>506788301>>506787881Karin AWD chads
>>506788646Offroad vehicles are worse, regular vehicles work just fine.
>>506789749Got it, just shit you're pulling out of your ass.
>>506789749>frog poster full damage control
>>506790157Good, now eat that shit.
Hey guys happy GTA holidays--I'll be back when the >>>/v/edditor left
What is your favourite harmless way to surprise people in public lobbies?
>>506792887for me it's the ghost buffalo with armorfreaks the fuck out of most people when the try to shoot the driver and realise there isn't one
>>506793472didn't buy one yet and it is embarrassing to admit
Kek
>>506779831how do I counter oppressors? whenever griefers shoot at me we usually have a fun time 1v1ing but something so irritating about a guy blowing me up iwth oppressor and then just flying away. i refuse to buy one. is there a jet that's good at griefing them? anything? idc how much it costs. I want to defend lobbies from these ppl
>>506794528Hohoho
>>506794532Nightshark with normal windows so you can throw C4 at them. Driving lets you throw them really far.Otherwise maybe something that can go stealth like the Raiju or Akula, so you can be off radar until you get near them and surprise them.
Stage 3 vibes
>>506795551thanks, I had done a little research and both the raiju and nightshark stuck out to me. Gonna grab them. would like to get the submarine and shoot those controllable missiles it has too but apparently on console they control like trash
>>506795531Redheadanon is right, I love my whores.
>>506795304Hahaha
>>506796030>I love my whoreshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlZnbagyj6c>>506796131Lol chill it's just an RC Bandito
>>506793790it's fun but only as a novelty. the rc function doesn't have many actual good uses other than scaring people with minimal risk of deaththe buffalo is a good car but the special icon kinda ruins it especially when you have iconless options now
>>506796305>but the special icon kinda ruins it especially when you have iconless options nowAw crap, I kind of don't want vigilant players to notice me. Vehicles out in the open are still easy to explode.
>>506796305
>>506794532>how do I counter oppressorsImani tech + armor + airburst stickiesthe skyhorse fears the virtuejust bolt when they stop to try and shoot on foot or get on a roof
>go inside building>leave your ride unattended and returnalways check underneath and behind the car, those Irish are in session
>>506796861Nah, friendly advice but so close to the real solution>>506794532Toreador, can aim at crazy angles and has the fastest rockets with best lock-on in game>but he is not in frontgee, just turn on the spot in reverse gear
Ahhhh mf cheater crashed me because I accessed the players list for a report.
>>506797146Can confirm, I've seen people murk OpMk2s with Toreadors. I didn't realize the missile were so good, but it makes sense now.
>>506796861>>506797146 So people aren't just gonna easily dodge the toreador missiles? I'll add it to the list.
>>506794532You can't counter mk2 with anything but mk2, just buy one. People who give advices to get a nightshark and pit it against mk2 have a few extra chromosomes, because you can't really throw anything at mk2, and by the time they're within throwing range you're already getting bombarded with missiles that spin around your car and you can't throw shit. If you want to become a passive mode bitch get a lock on jammer.>>506795551What an idiot. Akula is the shittiest chopper in the game, Raiju is useless against mk2 because it's a jet, not a flying motorcycle with insane maneuverability. Stealth is dumb, because the guy is talking about countering, not stalking them splinter cell style.
>>506798714https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmMaV35Uz1osenpai.. it's the peak vehicle for mentally ill bad sport lobbies
>>506799349settle down ok?
>>506799349>by the time they're within throwing range you're already getting bombarded with missilesLast I knew, the nightshark can take more Op2 missiles than the bike can even carry, or at least close to it.>Akula is the shittiest chopper in the gamelmao>Raiju is useless against mk2 because it's a jetThat has VTOL so it can hover like a heli if needed.
>Drive around in Toreador, minding own business>Someone decides to follow me>Ignore them>Tries to shoot me through my back window>He doesn't realize it has no back window, and that panel is just painted black to look like a window>He keeps trying.
Winter holidays tourists and children have arrived to 4chan. Amazing.
>>506799585Fuck, I forgot about my Toreador after I stashed it in my sub. I gotta bring that shit out again.
>>506799585
>>506800047>Last I knew, the nightshark can take more Op2 missiles than the bike can even carry, or at least close to it.Nobody's talking about how many missiles nightshark can take, moron. The point is that vehicles hit with mk2 missiles tend to fucking tip over really easily and then you're fucked.>>506800047>That has VTOL so it can hover like a heli if needed.Yeah, there's nothing better than becoming a VTOL sitting duck in the sky that can only move around its axis and is slow as shit when moving laterally.
Gonna follow the Christmas Hauler in my Kanjo SJ.
>>506800178Welcome to 2014It is definitely getting worse though, as seen in the literal redditor asking how to turn off snow. The fact that he actually went to reddit and said "i was told to come here" makes me think it was elaborate bait, but no one puts that kind of effort into bait anymore.
>>506800516Womp womphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoBwwpD_cfU
>>506800520Last year I parked my MOC trailer across the road, at the place where the road divides, just past the casino. The hauler went off the road, got turned around, and spent the whole day stuck. Basically parked, spitting out gifts every now and then. Are this years sweaters any different than last year? If not, I have no need to get involved.
Hit a pyrofag that was attacking me with a non-lock missile from a sparrow and flew into the see to drown.Lets go, felted etc.
>>506801152*sea
>>506800818>mk2 basically standing still while he's throwing the sticky bombYou sure proved me wrong.
>>506801457>nightshark barely moving at all when hitYeah I sure did.
>>506801654Nope, there were at least 5 instances where it would've tipped over, if the mk2 user wasn't half as retarded as you, he would've fucked up that nightshark in no time.
>>506800818>Bad sport!
>>506794532I counter them just fine with my virtue with imani tech. You can't home in on it and it takes 14 something direct hits to get destroyed anyway. When they inevitably crash or get close just toss a sticky bomb at them and blow it up
>>506791330You too! Have a Merry Christmas or holiday however you like it.
>>506800818>>506802536>sticky bomb rangeunrealistic unless inexperienced user
>>506802536Is that the car I was given for free by doing the acid lab missions? It takes 14 hits? God damn. Do I have to upgrade the armor or something? I figured that it would die from 1 rocket.
>>506802813Thanks :3
>>506800147*when sitting in a Toreador*
>>506797146>Toreadornope because you can get hitwith Imani tech literally none of the retards on the broomstick can hit
>>506806058Just hit the boost and turn around, then lock in milliseconds and take the fucker out of the air
>>506806582>>506806058Like 2 years back, I was puttering around a public lobby in a Roosevelt. An Mk2 was taking shots at me. I backed up the car slightly, and shot him in the face with a hand gun out the window. Don't overestimate griefers.
>>506806791>standing still
What's everyone's plan for their MP character in 6? I'm stuck between cocaine cowboy and Haitian gangbanger. Asian techbro is also on the cards.
>>506800928I enjoy driving listening to the tunes..
>>506808452>What's everyone's plan for their MP character in 6?Character 1:Drug addicted crooked late 40's cop who is burned out because he secretly killed criminals and now needs to silence his demons.Character 2:Female slut with basic bitch bio to pretend being interesting.
>>506808452Right now probably the same as GTAV, but I'll have to see how the creator for VI is.
Any grinding advice and tips on cayo perico? Tips on speeding it up? Speedrunning tips even, that I could implement? I've done cayo countless times but I know rather little honestly, I know the little hill you can ramp off of with the dirt bike to make the set up faster, I know you can just sui from the radio tower or get caught to spawn back at the plane quickly, and I know there are a couple of points where just starting a new session with your spawn point as the kosatka can save a little time. I know drainage pipe is faster for entrance but the nerfed payouts plus no side loot has lead to me doing the longfin exclusively. I tried the annihilator entry once, and I just kept failing because of guards bodies being seen. As for the compound, I've just reused this approach I saw on a youtube video over and over again with my own little twist. I do not have an intimate understanding of that where I could veer very far beyond that approach. I just want to make money as fast as possible and I feel like there must be some things I don't know. The only poeple that seem to know everything there is to know or just about are speedrunners and those who know every glitch in the book somehow.
>>506809870Instead of killing yourself trying to be fast at Cayo, take some time during your prep to deliver some spare weapons parts from your bunker and maybe some time to deliver some cargo from your CEO office.
>>506809850your backstory man
>>506810226i wish, bouncing happens with a 10% chance now
>>506801869No, the thing got hit head on while driving at full speed and didn't budge. This is besides the fact that the Oppressor Mk2 has been further nerfed since that video. >mk2 user>not retardedChoose one. You honestly sound like an angry Oppressor Mk2 user desperately trying to justify using one.
>>506810250Yeah, would certainly be nicer, I'm just trying to grind my way to getting the faction police car as fast as I can, that's been my goal for now. I would also like money for when the new place comes out cause it looks pretty cool and will be fun. How does this weazel plazy shootout work by the way? I killed the guys and there's a blue dot and nothing is happening. I can't interact or anything.
>>506812956Looks like Hideo Kojima from the back
>>506808452>>506810470I'm the Initial D fag. I'll probably try to make Takumi and collect cars from the show, drift tuned if possible (besides awd grip cars ofc). If Keisuke is easier to make, I'll try him instead. Hopefully it's like GTAV though where I can just change hair/eye/clothes to change between them since the anime's art style makes most of the characters faces look similar enough. Really hoping Futo GTX (AE86 Trueno) and the ZR350 (RX-7 FD) make it back in. If you want the full back stories:https://initiald.fandom.com/wiki/Takumi_Fujiwarahttps://initiald.fandom.com/wiki/Keisuke_Takahashi
>>506779831Cool, I made it 3 times this time.
>>506664930>>506665110>• The Gangbanger Robbery: Lampadati Cinquemila (Top)Maybe I should do it. Being blocked for another week on the art robbery is not feeling very cool.
>>506813181>>506812956You rike going to shitty irand for tequira?
>>506787881I switched to the caracara 4x4 for some change, switching back to picrel because RWD is way more fun in the snow.
>>506794532Torreador or Ruiner 2000. Torreador can withstand 3 rockets so pick that one. If it gets busted and you don't have much time before the fucker gets back, spawn a Ruiner 2000. It's a special vehicle so there's a different cooldown for it. Both have OP missiles that oppressors have hard time countering.If you're out of luck lure them from open spaces into confined spaces like a garage, under the bridge and whatnot, where you can shoot them with exp ammo.
>>506813816I actually don't like it at all, it's just tolerable sometimes, and if I'm looking to make money relatively quick what else is there?
>>506785496Interesting, I've always wanted to own a house there. Hope they have big garages.
>>506813512>I'm the Initial D fag. I'll probably try to make Takumi and collect cars from the show, drift tuned if possible (besides awd grip cars ofc). If Keisuke is easier to make, I'll try him instead.In that case we will meet once online, but not as friends. I'm the guy in the S-Class pulling up in the race.
>>506786804you just know (you do not want to see the chat logs associated with this session)
>>506813816Kek'd audibly
>>506808452I hope you'll be able to import the character into GTAO2. I hate creating a new character
>>506788243>>506788646>>506789749There are certain cars that have God mode handling in the snow. The Flash GT is one, and surprisingly, the Slamvan Custom. I forget which others but there are others. Picador? idk.
>>506814864They are saved forever in your rockstar naughty list DB to pull them out if you've been bad.
So the next cover is a snow cover, yes?
>>506815161nah it should be christmas outfits so people put some effort
>>506815057I remember thinking La Coureuse had really good snow handling last year. Haven't tried it this year yet though.
>>506814717Watch out, I've been practicing throwing cans.
Sleep well anons!
>>506816991Fuck you, Pete, it's been years and you still haven't killed me.
>>506815057what's this "god mode handling" in the snow? Do they handle better or gain god mode, what?I like the ford focus but the flash gt is goddamn ugly
I just went out to check out that cul-de-sac mentioned by >>506785496. Sun was setting and it was getting dark, so the street lamps slowly turned on in the snowy background and illuminated the sidewalk. It was truly magical.
>>506810917You must be blind as shit, the only reason why it didn't tip over is because the retard kept hitting the back the night nightshark.
>>506814439Jump the ruiner and point it straight up in the air. You now remember the Scramjet exists.
>>506817315With the Flash GT it basically doesn't slide in the snow so much, handles pretty good and it doesn't slow down on dirt/snow.
>>506815868I don't buy the electric cars by choice so idk.
It's really noticable with the Slamvan Custom because it handles like SHIT on pavement normally, but if you take it on the snow or dirt it actually handles BETTER than normal. I am talking about a near total loss of understeer in snow when I say "God mode handling" for these things. They have traction and can brake.
I've been doing well with tuner AWD cars like Elegy Retro Custom or any Sultan variant
>>506820827There's nothing wrong with those cars and personally I have no problems with most cars, I love snow. But if you hate snow, trust me, Flash GT.
>>506794532If you want to enrage people, go to your Kosatka and hunt them down with your guided missiles. It takes some practice, but you can indeed zap broomsticks right out of the sky with those things. And if your sub is behind your yacht's air defenses, they can't do anything about it.
>>506819536there are a lot of cars where the limitation is not being able to use the throttle to rotate them
>>506822123If you know which those are, those are probably the better in snow ones.
>>506812956When you kill the guys on the plaza, one of them will drop a gun. Pick it up, and it's yours. That's it.
>>506819338It's a video game. All the cars are electric. Literally made of electrons.
>>506816991>>506817180Pete is a fraud and clearly my mentally unstable cat's brother.
It's not Christmas season without drinking 3 beers at once
>>506823768if you ever reply to me you denounce the talmud
>>506830042I've never seen this truck before, is this totally new or I just didn't notice last year?
>>506831010You didn't notice it.
>>506821315this is exactly what i was lookin forward to, but I recently moved to ps5 because of cheaters, and apparently the control on those things sucks ass because the turn sensitivity is very slow. still gonna check it out eventually
SNOW TIME
>>506814864As if I want to see a chat log of any session.>>506815161Yes and here it is, I don't mind putting a good vista, but emphasis on good.
>>506833923Oh I forgot to mention, because the Yusuf cover is such a dud, I moved my Christmas screenshot to this and added a different one to it.
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>>506834116People should have taken selfies with their best cars, it would have made more sense.
>>506796571>>506796030>>506795531Lol, I don't know if you checked out but in the cover site I called you out twice on your hooker habits.>>506787287>We would be like The Megapowers, would put to shame the protagonists of VI.It would be great to make you waste a few million doing this, especially knowing that now you're being legit and not cheating your money.Also that's a great plot for GTA 6, Lucia keeps wasting money on stupid stuff and making Jason take dangerous jobs until one of them dies.
>>506834837Im planning on buying one of those bottles for me and my friends on christmas and new years eve, you are obviously invited if you want to come.
Felt lame to have a normal logo for the Christmas cover, so I went looking for one... couldn't find anything good so I whipped up something quick.
>get to area a>the guard is vibing on his phone>supposedly i didnt reach undetectedthe game is fucking broken
>>506839076Yeah I've allegedly failed it twice now doing it the exact way I did it the first time, which counted as undetected and gave me the bonus. I just can't with these dudes.
>>506840783my issue is that that file is ass and now i have to play it againfirst it was a phantom cone detection and now it just doesn't register
>>506843117
Getting festive about theft.
hell yeah
>>506843574Please Tank girl don't tease
>>506843574keep your festive felonies out of my jurisdiction
Is it possible to evade lock on missiles, in a helicopter? I've tried and it often seems futile, be it from a mk2 or a homing launcher. Other homing missiles like that of the toreador or ruiner are obviously futile to avoid.
>>506852695Depends, but your chances are poor. If you have a flare, use it. You can hit reverse on your engine and drop out of the air a bit. Sometimes you might maneuver faster than the projectile can correct its trajectory. Or maybe find some clutter to fly between.
>>506853589Guess I'll experiment when it happens in that case. Thanks.
>>506852695The helis all have different handling characteristics, & different missiles have different tracking (Homing Launcher<OpMK2<Toreador.) As a result, it takes a lot of trial & error to get a feel for dodging a particular type of missile, coming from a particular angle, in a particular helicopter. Sometimes you'll be dodging homing launcher missiles like Neo, then 5 minutes later you'll get swatted out of the sky by an OpMK2 trying the same thing.It's very wishy-washy, I've gotten a good feel for it in the Sparrow but I get bullied trying the same thing in my Akula.If missiles are coming from the front at a lower level (like when trying to attack a guy on the ground with a homing launcher,) "Tilt" one way, while "turning" the other, while gaining altitude. This way, your point of aim stays in roughly the same area, but your heli is rotating in a rough circle; if you had a smoke trail that never disappeared, it would look something like the swirls on a barber pole or candy cane.On controller, this may look like;>LEFT joystick pinned to the LEFT>RIGHT bumper/shoulder button pinned>RIGHT trigger pinned to full throttleI think this works better for avoiding missiles coming from below. When trying to avoid missiles from about the same level, especially ones with more aggressive tracking like the OpMK2's, I usually get shit on.Avoiding missiles from behind is simple, but if they're spammed enough, you're probably fucked;>Continue moving forward (maximum forward tilt + full throttle)>Shortly before the missile reaches you, pull back while staying on the throttle (maximum rear tilt + full throttle)If there's a lull in the missiles being launched, return to moving forward; if not, you're probably fucked. In a heli that ascends quickly like the Sparrow, you might be able to stay tilted back long enough to get out of an OpMK2's lock-on range, because MK2s gain/lose altitude very slowly. Gain lots of altitude & bail; counterattack impossible in my experience.
>>506855706That is extremely solid advice. Thanks. What is your take on chaff vs flares for defensive measures?
>>506855706Thanks king. Very helpful.>>506856401Seconding this, as I get hit sometimes when deploying flares.
As far as I understand, Chaff is a pre-emptive measure that prevents lock on. If someone has already shot, I don't think it will help. I'm not sure if it stops people in the process of locking on though.Flares seem to be more of a reactive defense. They avert missiles that have already been shot. Problem is, most planes and the Mk2 can fire missile after missile so they will only avert maybe 2 of them.I would say Chaff is better if you know you're about to enter an area where people will lock on, but this is coming from someone who barely ever does air fights and has barely used either measure. I'm mostly curious if chaff blocks lock on during the process of locking on, and even once someone has locked on. I don't quite get how they work. Also is smoke for defense useless and just for show, or does it do anything to protect you?
>>506856401>>506856660No problem, take it with a grain of salt because it's very much a matter of "feel" and I might not have done a good job putting it into words. I'm not a big PVPer, I just like blowing OpMK2 griefers out of the sky with the Toreador and then keeping them on the ground with Sparrow/Buzzard freefire missiles.I go with flares; no good reason, I've just always used them.One thing I've noticed with flares is that even if a homing missile is freefired, they'll still be redirected by flares. So if someone is trying to use a homing launcher like an RPG, the flares will "catch" them.Another thing I've noticed is that missiles will occasionally slip through; this ranges from being bad to lethal for you. This mostly happens when missiles are spammed, such as from a vehicle. It does happen from time to time with handheld homing launcher missiles, but it's uncommon in my experience.Flares are just reactive; you use them after a missile has already been fired at you. If your attacker is spamming missiles from a vehicle, you need to have distance and good timing to deflect multiple missiles at once and repeat for the next barrage after the three second cooldown. If a missile spammer is too close, you're just fucked unless you can dodge them with movement techniques.I haven't used chaff very much, but they're proactive as compared to the reactive nature of flares; it must be used before the missile is launched. If a missile is locked on and launched already, you're fucked.Chaff works for 4 seconds, and the cooldown is twice as long at 6 seconds, so there's a 2 second period of vulnerability.>>506857683If someone is locked on but hasn't fired a missile, chaff will "break" the lock-on.Smoke is pretty much useless, maybe on something very small like an OpMK2 it'll make it harder to get sniped, but even in that one hyper-specific situation you'd be better off just going full speed far away while also having anti-lock-on measures against Toreadors.
>>506856401Flares have a shorter cooldown and there's more of them. And with desync, most of the time you're going to have the missile fired at you before you even finish hearing the lock-on warning.
I hate snow
>>506783479>>506859304Skill issue.Unironically pick a Futo off the street, max it out, and drive this route back-and-forth over and over again.If you play on controller, swap handbrake and drive-by button and git gud at drifting.Repeat with many different vehicles.Not even memeing, this fucking works and you will git gud at driving. I mog 99% of players at driving because of this route. Make Bunta proud.
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>>506843117>>506843408There's a schizo on /pol/ that makes threads about people he snaps pics of driving cars with repeating number license plates (I think in california) and he think's they're glowniggers or gangstalkers or something, especially if they have three of the same number. I guess he's convinced they get specially issued plates. I wish he played GTA.
>>506864337Damn what a goat, thanks for the great screenshot.
>>506843574I didn't get that one yet. Nice christmas booty.
>Pfister Comet Safari with LS Car Meet Plate>with LS Car Meet Plateuhhhh...
>>506844358I don't have a pic rn but I did a similar thing, Monster Faction crew.
>>506852695>>506853589>>506855706I used to do good at least dodging a couple in this, don't know if they made it suck again.
>>506861296I made a race that uses this section, it goes in the direction of if you started at the vineyard on yours. PS4
Gotta continue my replay of GTAV singleplayer today.
>>506877180I haven't replayed GTAV once since my original playthrough in 2013 and I don't feel like I'm missing out.
>>506885430>>506877180>cannot wait to collect all that scrap off the ocean floor againboy oh boy
>>506885550nta but i'm there right now, luckily it's little less of a chore since you can unlock and use the kraken
I'm looking through the flying vehicles that I don't own yet. Any opinions on the:>Tula>Bombushka>Pyro>B-11>Luxor Deluxe?
Question. Do you guys ever submit suggestions on the Rockstar site? I've been pestering them about Cayo Perico ever since it was nerfed.
>>506896434No, I'd rather shout into the void here, it has as much chance of making any change for less effort.
I just discovered that GTA V is a sequel to GTA IV
>>506896785It's as much a sequel as True Detective season 2 is to the first.
ummm... bros?
what's worth keeping in the biker auto shop?
>>506802976yes its the free electric car you get from dax missions. you slap some armor on it from the imani upgrade in agency and it takes a lot of punishment. you can also drop mines out the back but theyre just oil slicks so nothing serious. pretty funny watching people skid off the road when they're chasing you though, cops too
>>506895523>TulaIt might be untapped kino. There are a lot of vidoes on youtube that suggest that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd0-LlCnmKs But with the advent of the raiju, it's probably totally outclassed, which is a shame because I kind of like the tula. I never got to use it prior to that stupid jet. I once tried to fight a raiju with it, with no luck. If people did pvp with lesser used vehicles and it wasn't just raiju, opmk2, and sparrow 80% of the time, it would be a lot more fun and there'd be more situations to use it. It could still be great and have potential but I just haven't seen much situations to take advantage of it on my platform. It does have the rear facing turret that a passnger can use so maybe that makes it significantly better. I've seen some people take out raijus with planes that have that.Bombushka I've seen demonstrated as being literally slower than a blimp, it has a boost I guess, armaments the wiki goes into detail, I'm not sure it's effective, I imagine not at all, given the utter imbalance in mobility purely due to speed and the angles at which you can outclass it with other planes. I don't know how it handles, can't say it's awful for sure but many insist it is.Pyro is one of the absolute best planes, great for pvp. Only issue is the raiju, with it's retarded armor making the non-explosive rounds take decades to damage them, and the raiju has a meta on top of that which is just run like a bitch. Its speed will shake anything. The handling of the pyro is insane, you can pretty much insta rudder your way out of a swan dive.The B-11 is also excellent, my only problem with it is I wish the fire rate for the gun was better, but it's good nonetheless, has bombs, barrage missiles, explosive gun, and lock on missiles so the armament is fantastic.Luxor I don't know. I would know which to suggest to you, but if you want to dogfight and you are looking for something practical, B-11 or Pyro.>>506897387Largefoot?
>>506846935>>506843574This would fit better last year, when we had Christmas and Halloween immediately one after the other.
>>506896545I can understand that, I'm no stranger to it (though I'm making an effort to no longer do it), but if you are going to cry into the void you may as well try your luck with them, we've seen them make changes based on player input before, but that's when there's popular demand, if it's one schizo I don't know if they will care, then again I don't know how many people submit suggestions to them through their actual site, maybe they don't get a lot through there, maybe a few put through the channel they give you might yield positive change. I say give it the benefit of the doubt and try your luck with it, maybe a couple of people with the same sentiment, especially if it's reasonable and thought out, will open them up to seeing issues with the game if a lack of understanding is any factor. Just don't be retarded with it I guess.
Much like that champagne bottle, keep them coming.After the snow goes away I'll grab the best ones and make a dedicated Christmas cover.
>>506905193Will try to catch Bigfoot or get Gooched.
Tips on beating tryhards? Some of them seem very skilled but maybe they are just abusing metas. They do seem crazy accurate at sniping. I'm on console so I'm using a controller if that matters. So far all I gather is that there's a correlation between being one and wearing full utility outfits plus bulletproof helmets and being one. I've noticed I seem to fair better wearing it, and I've heard that the utility vest decreases damage received but slows you done more. Sometimes I've shot at tryhards and I'm not even sure I did 50% damage to their health while they lasered me. I know having a feel for the weapon wheel and switching quickly is important. I also attempted what I've observed from tryhard griefers on a couple of people who attacked me and had a score of like 12 to 1 on each of them, I assume that's how tryhards practice.
>Put snorkel on truck>It doesn't do anything because Rockstar decided to make the exhaust the point of failure when going into water
>>506910602They're good because they do nothing but grief all day and cheat.
>>506901561>>506905193Thanks for the continued hard work!
oh fug
what things were added this year that have never seen snow?
>>506913681well how are we supposed to deliver the gifts now?!
>>506910602tryhard pvpers in gta are the most pathetic fucking thing. There exists countless battle royale type games with actual scores and objectives but third worlders still flock to this shit
>>506914167The thing is that GTA also has game modes with actual scores and objectives, but you never see these type of people try to play them, because all they want to do is grief in free mode and fly away on their broomstick or activate ghost org if they start losing.
>>506914167tryhard by definition would mean though that they win despite at a great effortso in any case you should avoid the term. as it means they got in your head good and wonwhich is why you are mad rn
>>506913773You mean like the new Banshee?
>>506910602These riot helmets actually work, and work more with the face shield down. Many others don't (like the other riot helmet)
I was promised a penguin costume.
>>506914516not an argument as you have access to all these as well
>>506914823Sorry this is the gruppe sechs one that doesnt move and I dont know if the face shield on this one does anything. The other ones that move, both helmet and shield work.
>>506914954Yeah, but I'm not a faggot.
>>506914167>>506914516They used to count KD in freeroam, many didn't get the msg it only changes in adversary modes or whatever now.
>>506861296>Make Bunta proudAnother Initial D bro? Nice. I've personally gotten pretty used to cornering with little to no handbrake with the Futo, mainly for more narrow corners. You can just turn (maybe do a small turn in the opposite direction first if you need the momentum), then let go of the gas while the car is rotating, counter steer and pump the gas/brakes as needed, and then go full throttle on the gas when you want to regain traction. Handbrake initiating is still great for wide turns though, or if you start the turn/drift early enough to not slide off the road. Overall I seem to need good mix of pumping the gas/brakes/handbrake in a way that avoids spinning out. I found I learned a lot from drift tuned driving, although the physics are different and the steering angle is way bigger, but the long slides gave me time to figure out how to avoid spinning out, which seemingly translated to normal tuning, but I have to do it faster and be more careful with turning angles. That is a stellar touge route too. Keep that tofu intact and don't spill the cup of water.
I found these on my tablet looking for old screenshots
What are God's chosen people doing in the middle of the night in the hood district Davis?
>>506910602The flack vests only work on heists and specific missions. They used to just work all the time, but that was a long time ago that Rockstar patched it out.Bulletproof helmets will absorb 3 pistol hits, or 1 sniper hit, and then stop protecting you, unless you re-equip. I guess I don't really expect griefers to be shooting at your head. They are probably usually using assisted aiming too. There was a time when the Fireman costume would protect you from fire. I don't think it does anymore. Or at least not the same way. Certain motorcycle costumes will reduce damage from crashing on a motorcycle... but probably not useful in that situation, unless you just want a costume that buffs something anything. There are types of bullets that do more damage than the regular ones. You just can't carry as many rounds with you. Some people love the thermal scope helmets, or at least claim to. In theory it has a useful situation.
>>506915153It's crazy how many people still get surprised when told kdr doesn't change from freemode. Rockstar was too quiet about announcing it. I wish more of these people knew. Better yet, I wish they didn't care about their kdr so much.
>>506916217>Bulletproof helmets will absorb 3 pistol hits, or 1 sniper hit, and then stop protecting you, unless you re-equip. I guess I don't really expect griefers to be shooting at your head. They are probably usually using assisted aiming too.I tested them a bit before, had a friend shoot me in the helmet with the heavy pistol mk2 or whatever, it just killed all my armor.
>>506916783They don't move your personal damage to zero, but they generally do make you not-dead immediately.
>>506915381>>506916142DA RENT DA RENT
>>506916783Man, now I want a mk2 version of the heavy pistol.
>>506916991Yeah really a lifesaver imo
>>506917130Pretty sure I put the entertaining fire bullets in it>heavy pistol mk2I meant revolver lol
>>506917536bizarre ai shit
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>>506917130if only for them to remodel it and remove the red dot
>>506915352After actually jumping into the game again for some snow driving I realize this post was convoluted and flawed, and what I poorly attempted to explain is mainly just muscle memory that is difficult to translate to text.tl;dr practice makes perfect
>>506918613Yeah, I also just want another type of 1911.
>>506910602Equip a sniper rifle with heat-scope and explosive rounds. Everyone should have one of these anyhow for special occasions. If your target is hiding around a corner, shoot the ground to the side of them, and they should take splash damage.
Got the police faction. It's a bit hard to tell due to the snow but it feels different from the one that spawns around the map. Is it different? I noticed this has hydraulics, did the random one that spawns have that too?
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>>506921281Idk, but I have questions, like does this lowrider one have terrible agressive camber? Does it flip over when you hit a 1" curb?
>>506921281how are the police bits that you can tack on it?contemplating getting one to round out the garage
>>506865484PC, sorry. First learned about that route from a race called Holy Drift Mountain, on Xbox 360 I think.>>506915352Pendulum turns, lift-off oversteer, handbrake boosting - the Futo is THE car to learn these things with. Was my first car when I first got the game 10 years ago, I think I have 4 or 5 original Futos now. Fucking love the OG Futo, the new one pisses me off because they made it way too drifty. Wish I could just use the OG Futo for Tuners races for when I get bored of gapping scrubs with the Sultan RS Classic.https://files.catbox.moe/zw5okw.mp4I personally hate drift-tuned cars, but it's probably because I've gotten used to throwing low-grips on random street cars and seeing how they do.Also, pick up the Albany Alpha, throw low-grips on it and stance it with the old shooting the wheels trick. It's a lot of fun to drift thanks to the long wheelbase.Oh, and the Lurcher is also fucking insane for low-speed drifting with low-grips.
>>506921830I haven't had flipping, but it took a pothole pretty bad compared to other cars, the bottom of the car slammed into it, and the bumper hit a curb when I was going a bit slow. Not an issue I have with most cars.
>>506922073It has pushbars, search lights, and emergency lights as you'd expect, decent options there. No arials like for the steiner le (that's the only other cop car I own at the moment). Also liveries of course, maybe goes without saying. I like it, I think it looks cool. You can also make it look undercover if you want, with no livery, an emergency light on the inside of the care or none at all. That's about it for its police specific stuff.
>>506914823>>506916217>>506920619Thanks.
So many different heists happen in the Casino. I wish there was a convenient way to just visit and roam all the hallways and corridors. That's what that stupid model building should have been able to facilitate.
>>506925032Minnesota paint chad!
>>506921281>did the random one that spawns have that too?Only if you upgraded it at Benny's. I only really like driving it with the hydraulics locked to max height
>>506922354So it's not really better then
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>>506932824he stressed in his final moments
>>506922203*blocks your path and saves your life*tfw no actual FC ingame
>>506933371Merry X-mas
>>506857683The smoke is an aesthetic option, for skywriting/airshow stuff.
>>506897387Squatch activity
>>506901561when is the next year that christmas comes after halloween
why dont we have whiskers face paint?
>>506928794I tried making Jesse Pinkman's car one time with it when I was bored. I know the Tahoma is probably more accurate looking, but it doesn't have the hydraulics. Dude was always driving with them topped out.
>>506940563Maybe next try making his tercel thing out of an Ingot or something. Too bad we didnt have an aztek or the old greenwood new yorker.
>>506941373>tercelYou remember that Toyota? That was like way before most people were born here.>1978–2000 nevermind, it was that long in series?
>>506938863because everyone would be a miqote slut
I enjoy the FIB files exclusively from The Garment Factory added in the Agents of Sabotage Winter update for Grand Theft Auto Online.
Just experienced like half a lobby chasing down a haulage job. Wish that kind of shit happened to me whenever I start that. At most I get like 4 people.
>like>like
>>506946668>subscribe>subscribe
>>506944041I enjoy 2 out of 4.
>>506942674It was one of the 4wd 80s ones. I'm almost 40.
The tercel was replaced by the echo/yaris. He original tercel is what red and kitty drive on that 70s show.
>>506946903>4wd 80s onesThose had soul, yeah that's the era we had as well, cannot tell if all wheel drive but the decade.
>>506947174They were 4wd, i dont remember if it has a low range but it doesnt have an open transfer case so you have to be on 2wd RWD mode to drive on dry pavement/4wd is dirt and snow only.
>>506947174Look at the door trim. Engines were longitudinal so you could convert them to rwd. Had an 89 Corolla AllTrac sedan back in the day. Good times.
>>506948223Don't remind me. I miss being able to work an entire car without removing 20 plastic boxes around the engine block. Cannot even do an oil change on my Audi: There is no bottom screw. Do a highway drive and then use a lance to suck it out. Filter? Isn't even a steel one, unscrew a plastic cap with 15 Nm then replace some sad cellulose brick.
It's crazy how after all these years, the AP pistol is still the king of drive-bys.
>>506948828I drive a 2002 4Runner.
>>506948965it really is wild how even after the nerf it still barely has any spread at all, i ended up going back to it from the tactical smg
>>506948965>>506950219Damn I've been using the tactical smg for the extra ammo, didn't realize the ap pistol has that much better accuracy
>>506949285Hope you will always find spares of anything you need and can enjoy the actual sound. My car is a soulless turbo charged 3 cylinder. 85 kW 116 HP 200Nm, nothing fancy.
>>5069506363D printing is good for that to replace plastic stuff.
I can see my characters breath because it's coldinside the casino
>>506954718Please understand, we've been robbed so much, cannot pay for heating.
>>506948965machine pistol is the marksmans choice
Anyone up for /trash/ and /ftt/?
>>506954718>>506955085Just drink some champagne to warm you up. On a side note I went to Agatha's office recently and some of the stuff she blurts out is interesting.
>>506955085I did the casino heist before the penthouse missions and also the cluckin bell raid so when i did everything in the casino and saw how everything ends i was like, what was the point in all of this.
>>506955960Blêutere'd till my face is flushed red, Tom pour me another!
>>506956187>what was the point in all of thisLol just like how stealing 20T during heist month didn't make El Rubio go broke. Would be fun if R* turn off heists for a month to have some ingame explanation that anything at all happened.Buuuut then again there are buildings 10 years under construction in Los Santos. Not like they ever considered the city to evolve.Personally I'd love if a mission would permanently destroy part of the skyline, then it gets repaired over the course of 1 real life year and we can watch the city heal.Is that too ludonarrative for these times? Kojima, take over R*!
>>506956539I was thinking the same when you use the left highway to paleto, as i had the bunker there for a long time and i had to do many trips there, there is one section that has been in perpetual like construction and sealed off on the right side of the road and i was like, wouldn't it be nice if every ingame day has a random chance to remove or re-add these things that are basically map hazards?Why not sometimes have streets blocked because they have NPC's doing repairs on them or a protest or i dunno something that makes the NPC's feel actually alive.
>>506936378What?>>506938863Same reason we never got bunny ears. Also this >>506943447
>>506957202>wouldn't it be nice if every ingame day has a random chance to remove or re-add these things that are basically map hazards?Sim City had natural disasters for the entire time i can remember the game. Hurricane or tornado damage is not bad for Florida.Even if an orbital cannon destroyed part of the map and the crater would turn slowly into a lake over time could bring some kino feels to the game.Imagine you were online the day it happened and saw it live. Or you watch a video. If they cared news could mention it. I bet hiring someone talk a few lines into a mic with a professional news anchor voice is way cheaper than getting your main characters back to voice events.Cybershit had the news comment on events in the ingame world. This but in an online game.And if something was too big of a change have it restored to the old feel if players hate it.>left highway to paleto, as i had the bunker there for a long time and i had to do many trips there, there is one section that has been in perpetual like construction and sealed off on the right side of the roadthat or each week with the weekly updates. they would model some assets in advance and patch it inSkyscrapers are a good target as roads are tied to the driver AI, realistically they can only destroy areas that will not break NPCsThen again idiot ingame cops sometimes drive into the harbor.>Why not sometimes have streets blocked because they have NPC's doing repairs on them or a protest or i dunno something that makes the NPC's feel actually alive.Oh I'd love road blocks. Have train cars block a road for 1 week. Cop cars parked with sirens and flares on the asphalt.The world would feel extremely alive and cars would do a U-turn before the accident to keep AI working.
>claimed the comet safari>can't see the custom plateI'm i just fucking blind?
>>506958254Tricked
>>506958165>Oh I'd love road blocks. Have train cars block a road for 1 week. Cop cars parked with sirens and flares on the asphalt.GTA IV had these great police check ups that would stop NPC's on the side of the road to check their trunks and it made the game so much better just by having that little interaction you can find here and there on the map.
>>506958437I forgot lots of GTA IV, part because of it would be too painful to remember the simulastic driving, flying out of wind shields when having no seatbelt on and the overall feel. The engine aged poorly, but the immersion and the details you mention were amazing. GTA V cut too many corners for accessibility.Spike mats though please.
>>506960835The game performs poorly now on modern systems? yesBut do I believe it was more technologically advanced than V? I do and with no shame I have this belief.
Pro tip. Do not try a barrel roll in a velum.>>506932529Maybe. I've said it before but I've only driven the gang faction that spawns on the map for that little random drug delivery event and the free police faction that's spawned/spawns on the map as of the last week. The gang one I didn't remember liking, and the random cop one I liked, it felt different than I remembered the gang one feeling, but I don't know for sure.
>>506960835GTA IV driving wasn't that bad once I got used to it. Most corners could easily be done by using the handbreak then the normal brake. I honetly miss the sense of speed and danger when speeding, because the brakes didn't just stop you in a split second, and if you shit something you'd be fucked.
>>506965835>if you shit something you'd be fucked
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Toss out a drunk
Met Santa.
I did my first nightclub sale in the snow, and it nearly ended in disaster when my truck went off the road and slid toward the river south of Zancudo. But it did help me evade the cops at least. I had to up-and-atom it away from the water.
>>506910602bait them. shoot and run in a non-lockable vehicle so they can't missile you from the air. get in close quarters and sticky the entrance to blow them up. Alternatively, run and once they forget about you, hit them back and run again. Running gets them raging and occasionally forgetting to do things that keep them alive
>pootubers say melee the guard>i smack him>alert
>>506971506Skill issue
>>506968167>serve alcohol>toss people out who buy too much and can't buy anymoreits actually genius
>>506971506Stealth melee him ofc
>>506968364Go to the mask shop brother it might be there
I WENT TO AREA A WITH THE GUARD JUTS STANDING THERE AGAINI WASNT DETECTEDIM GOING TO KMSIM GOING TO DO ITTHIS IS TOO MUCHI HAVE FUCKING DONE IT AND YOU OWE ME A FREE PICKUPI AM BEYOND MAD
>>506958254Could you imagine being so out of touch with your own game that you would advertise a custom plate for a car that doesn't have plates? That would be so silly hahaha
no seriously just release the pickup im donei dont carefuck you
>>506965810I only do aileron rolls in the Velum. Just trying to fly it upside down it quickly starts to dive
>>506969634I just did one earlier today too. I did the one where you had to cargobob my Pounder onto the ship. The weather made it hard to see. I thought I was going to dunk my truck into the water
>>506969634>>506977442Saw a guy fly his Cargobob into the Tataviam Mountains like an idiot today.
>Rockstar patched the new Grenade Telescope glitch almost immediately>Rockstar patched the Ammunation Soda-machine glitch right away>The Auto Shop and Motorcycle Repair remain broken
i did not enter the area detectedi did not enter the area detectedi did not enter the area detectedi did not enter the area detected
>>506979485Which job are you talking about?
>>506979485>first try while it's a priority file>it counts as undetected>did it the exact same way as before when it failed meWho the fuck knows
>>506979485How the hell do you all fail at this babby mode stealth?
>>506971506If you want to do a clean, precise one-smack kill, you actually need to be stationary (ie, not pressing the keys to run or walk or move around at the same time as you deliver the blow). If you are in motion, you run the risk of bumping into the enemy or colliding prior to the fatal blow, which gives them time to issue an alert.
>>506979485SPEEK UP JUNIORWHICH MISSION? WHAT GUARD?
A mime must relax from time to time.
>>506985760>>506985958nice yatch
Heh... I amuse myself.Anyone got any more stupid phrases I can add?
>>506986328>how to other
>>506986412if you're that much of an idiot you're probably on mobile...But don't worry I got you covered.I think its more readable on inverted colors but the black speech bubble looks uglier.
>>506986049I must confess, I appropriated the yatch.>>506986967I'm a tech illiterate tard, how do I learn the arts Anon? if you don't mind me asking
>50 k from dispatch workDid they buff it?
>>506989914It's on 2x this week
>>506990163I see.
This weazle plaza thing seems totally broken. First time I try it, there's nothing to pick up. Second time it happens I go to the top of the building, I find the gun which is invisible by the looks of it, get the prompt the pick it up, it's extremely finnicky, and then the event just outright ends on me and I get no gun.
>>506987596Almost the entire site was done looking at https://www.w3schools.com/ and watching videos from Kevin Powell.https://www.youtube.com/@KevinPowellIt honestly is SO MUCH easier today to make sites.I think the tools now just make sense, almost any time I had a struggle all I do is search "how to make X in html/css"and boom, there's a tutorial explaining the basics and if you have any further question you just click on the related element.Everything feels so much easier and painless.Like when I started the site I kinda was regretting it because I thought "omg I'm gonna have to line up all these 26 images in 3 fucking columns and re-set them up every time I add something new, everything is gonna have to be moved around this is gonna be a nightmare"But then I looked up a tutorial on Flex and you quite literally just type "display: flex" and the whole thing just works.You add something new it makes a new spot for it.You added something that is double the size?I got your back son, instantly done, you don't even have to specify the sizing of it.Even stuff that sounds complicated like making the layout fit the phone was super easy, like those webms, It's one line that says "if the size is too small, turn the columns into rows"And it just works.It's super brain dead, all you need is the drive to make something.
Front-wheel drive killing it in the snow
So while me and my friend played Cayo the Heist bugged out at some point spawning two guards and two bikes one besides the other at the exit, at some point we reach the end and It completes for me but not for him, today I got 3 million from Rockstar fucking out on his own.
>>506853589And just to complete the set before I go.Again, if anyone has any suggestions on what to add the speech bubbles I'm listening.The text is just text, I can easily change it, just has to fit the bubble cause that's shared between all images.
>>506993550Thus was the christmas morning
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>>506990751Thanks Anon. I've been wanting to get into something like this and make some stupid project, if for no other reason than to learn something. Might be a step in the right direction.
Alright, so I've once again found the police faction spawn and the one that spawns does not have hydraulics, that is the one I liked. I think it does feel a bit different from the one you buy that has hydraulics. It feels like the handling model for the one you buy has less firm suspension if that makes sense, it doesn't feel like it has the same curb problem or bottom of the car slamming into potholes thing, I can't confirm but it feels different. I kind of want to see if that MOC trick would work to get me the faction that spawns, because I prefer it.
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>>506995737The new kang.
>>506997885Damn who the fuck golfs in this weather
>>506998220AI doesn't have problems driving in snow with shitty cars who could've had thought.But I fucking did thanks to these fucking assholes.
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>>506998954Greedy ass dog didn't share with me the boss of this place.
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Hope 6's country station has some real classics https://odysee.com/@rockwellblues:8/JohnnyRebelCoonTown:1
>>506998220Snow golf exists, they use a bigger ball that's painted orange or red so it's easier to see.
>>507001376Did you think this was google?
Damn you chops, not sharing and still sleeping it off in my bed.Not even gonna hate cause im working but im displeased with you at the very least nigga.
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>>507004548Took us 3 tries until Vernon didn't get stuck.
>>507004712Damn Dre what are these tapes, they fucking suck ass.
>>507004712Didn't think Vernon was ever going to figure out how to open that door.
>>507005915Luckily he finally found a way, also do you know which car is the one on the right in the picture, not the red one? It's available for sale? if not and you have it ill buy it from you tomorrow.
Should I get an Avenger/operations terminal, a police vehicle, or a yacht? I eventually want to try all the in-game missions, and I still need those to unlock things I haven't done. Which is the most fun between the yacht life missions, police dispatch, or the Charlie Reed stuff? It seems like the Mercenaries missions unlock a bunch of trade prices for planes.
>>507008292Just buy it all with all upgrades. Charlie upgrades work only in a hangar, not the facility. So keep the avenger there before upgrading weapons.If you have not enough millions a yacht is out of the question, only get the best of course. But purchase this item last out of all.
>>507008292>operations terminal>>507018516On a second thought I think I did unlock my Raiju trade price from the Terrorbyte, which is superior anyway with the upgraded terminal now. Skip all that Avenger stuff.I'm sure the 2 new air vehicles for AoS DLC will require FIB and Terrorbyte work from Garment for trade prices. So the Avenger will only disappoint you.Besides the Terrorbyte can store the kiddie Oppressor, which is better for grinding than the fat Raiju that cannot land in narrow spots. You have speed and vtol over slim frame benefits.The Raiju doesn't even have flares btw.The better fun air vehicle is the B11 strikeforce.
The Gooch assaulted me and stole my money and snacks and then another player killed me with a fucking Menacer before I could get my stuff back. That wasn't very sporting. I would like to discuss the lack of honour among GTO players.
>>507020992Sorry to hear the money was lost. How did you even find the Gooch? Is the spawn zone and time on the GTAO map website yet?
>>507021234I was doing today's LS tag south of the golf course and had been in the session for an hour or so previously doing my Salvage Yard robberies. The Gooch got me shortly after I sprayed the tag, and then quickly afterwards, another player gunned me down from an APC as I tried to attack the Gooch.
>>507021562Thanks that gives me an idea where he can spawn. I really wasn't in that area much.
>>507021234Between December 22 and December 28, 2022, December 22, 2023, and January 3, 2024, or between December 19, 2024 and January 1, 2025 the random event can trigger anywhere in southern San Andreas at any time when there are two or more players in a Free Mode session older than one in-game day (48 real-time minutes).Taken straight from the wiki anon
>>507022669Ohhhh that explains a lot, didn't know you also have to pass time. Doing God's work anon! Doubt I would have gotten it to work without the timer thing. Usually I just tend to drive/fly around as I did with the slashers and hope for a map blip.
>>506985760I love myself a mime girl, but you can't compete with an angry Latina in a bikini, sorry.>>506913067It's a good excuse to browse the thread.>>506968364Added>>506995417>>506995920Man these fucking pictures with the eyes closed are sending me, lol.>>506997885>>506998795AddedUh, I might have to change the ItaloAnon with the Pfister, too close to the big picture of him.Also not to be a bitch but you guys need a good picture for the main one. I don't wanna keep adding myself to it.ScarfAnon almost worked, looked like she was getting the ATV as a gift., but I wasn't happy with how they were framed.
>>507027496uh, I might have forgotten something...
Here's how it looks btw, it kinda works... but I wish the ATV was facing her instead of the customer.And replacing ItaloAnon with Tom Connors.
>>507027648Looks good to me, be sure to add NPCs like the grooch and yeti as placeholders for real players or to fill the small corner spots.
>>507020992Sadly, they played the game the way that Rockstar designed it to be played.
>>507027796Sorry, the cutscenes and all. Maybe it's a me issue for not using director mode or anything. Tfw nearly doubled my level in a year.
>>507028107Don't be sorry, the picture is good, its just not suited for that spot.I'm only pointing out cause I don't want people to think I'm putting my character in the center cause of some ego thing.But yes, editor mode is easy mode cause you have full control.
>>507030461Don't worry I like that you select for best quality!
>>507030592Hate the little diversity when it comes to the nightclub, just wish I could make a branch of the Malibu or revive it.
>>507006153That's the Enus Stafford. It's one of the cars R* removed.
>>507030592Hey that works great!See sometimes all you gotta do is ask, lol.
>>506979964I literally didn't tho
>>507030983>just wish I could make a branch of the Malibu or revive itOverall the inaccessible clubs in V all look cooler than the places we can get. I want neon outside! Also the one in Vice City was super cool, or I just liked the music better.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1TNLU-ydLA
>>507031082https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-mi0r0LpXoCheers!
>>507031648Biggest reason I picked Del Pierro, I think this and the one in the painting factory are the ones that have the better façade even the ones in the rich areas look like crap and I used both of those Night Club Locations which is why on this character I'm just picking based on how I like the exterior and vista.
>>507030592If you're in the mood to retake that shot in a more festive outfit I would appreciate it.Anything in a red/white/green.The black bikini is always hot but not very christmassy.
>>507032110Yeah always pick on looks, both interior and exterior. The Vescpucci canal agency is the coolest too as is the CEO office near your NC at Del Perro.
>>507032205>The black bikini is always hot but not very christmassy.Bummer! I'm kinky all year and like that kind of gear, but I can redo it.
Dear Santas, for 2025 bring me more lingerie.Since we're here bomb india pls :3
>>507032403Okay now that anon pimped me out again, I will walk around like this. GTA VI will be the micro g-string life then.
>>507032464At this point honestly I'd settle for some simple tweaks.Like the bows in the panties being a different color, actual garters instead of being connected to the panties, and corsets being a bit shorter so we can see the belly button.>>507033871Did I though? You're already walking around like a dominatrix... all you need is a whip.That's a good picture tho, thank you.Definitely not good for the main spot... the tree is too far. lol.This is why I avoid giving direction, cause now it sounds like I'm trying to micromanage.I'll save that one either for the next cover or if the thread dies without this one being finished.
>>507032291The problem is that sometimes Looks gets into the way of gameplay sadly, some locations are incredible specially The Arcades that are in the outskirts of LS but no one is ever going to those and they are a chore to travel to, even when ironically they're the best looking ones, specially the one with the huge rocket and the livery with the anime girls.>>507033871>>507034412Ladies please, Fufu is gonna get Jealous I'm ogling too much.
>>507034412>Did I though? You're already walking around like a dominatrix... all you need is a whip.I'd love them to add one! The police baton and tazer do too much damage.>That's a good picture tho, thank you.Why thank you too!>Definitely not good for the main spot... the tree is too far. lol.I could retry taking it like the old one. Wish GTA could save poses and locations like Cybershit 2077's photomode.>This is why I avoid giving direction, cause now it sounds like I'm trying to micromanage.Oh don't worry, I wouldn't be doing much at all if there were no people to encourage me.>I'll save that one either for the next cover or if the thread dies without this one being finished.Oki, will try to make a new though.
>>507034412>>507032205Done!
>>507034412sad of how one of, if not the biggest, small indian developer and people can only hope even for minor cosmetics or simple tweaks for already existing stuffs
>>507035084Nooo I uploaded the old trophies first and two are missing.
Too bad I can't show these ladies my millions.
>>507036714casino bachelorette party sluts? one of them is such a hottie
Paige 10? it's been a while...
>>507045520enter page 10 undetected [X]
Get posting then niggas, 3 people can't carry a general on their backs like Sisyphus
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>>507046932Hehehebut seriously fuck rockstar for whatever is going on with that
Checking the thread between paralyzing steam buying decisions.>>507035405Nice, that fits the theme better.>>507055950BRA!
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>>507057975>>507058664I actually enjoyed these and got the platinum award on visiting the studio after the missions when Anderson .Paak and Dr. Dre were recording. Doesn't give any money though just for achievement obsession.
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>>506786031>>506786234Lower is better for it though (at least during normal weather)https://gtacars.net/?filter_tag=_suspension-quicker&sort=price_mp
>Page 10Everyone done masturbating or ERP session'ing and ready to post again?
>>507075089nah sorry, update was lame i'm looking for better games to play on holidays.Fuck gta shit
seasons greetings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AilA-M6N5U
>>507076550nah sorry, posters were lame i'm looking for better people in this thread during holidays.Fuck your posts
>>507076757Nice clean build and the mural in the background makes the photo even cooler.
>>507075089>done masturbatingThe gooning sesh never stops.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu-QN8C9UzE
I CAN'T FIND THE VALET'S HOME!!!!!!
>>507084636Grinder professional player here. Open the text, read about the car (shouldn't matter anyway).1) be in a sparrow/buzzard/oppressor2) have missiles on homing3) the house with the car will trigger the homing lock and reticlethe more you know
>>507084806Thanks king.
>>507084806>>507085559Any other tips by the way?
>>507085559No problem, glad the simple trick saves some time. R* really wants to force us to only use the same 3 air vehicles.>>507085748I wish, but I will hop into bed now. Many other players in here with grinding experience. The console players are slacking again and posting no winter costumes!
>>507086187>I wish, but I will hop into bed nowAlright, gn Anon.>>507086187>Many other players in here with grinding experience. The console players are slacking again and posting no winter costumes!I will try to post more. Once I redownload the game on PC I'll be able to do more with the editor, on console I'm still on last gen, so while I can still take screenshots and snapmatics I'm more limited. Still have a LOT of grinding to do on PC.
this is my first black and white police car
>>506808452a tough looking guy and a sweet, but also hot chick, just like my current online charsI'm not very imaginative but we'll see with the new character customization haha
christmas leggings are doing the booty favors
i've played this game for years and not once dicked around with the rockstar editor until todaymaybe there's hope for my weak screenshot game...
>>507095483I've never used it either but just getting rid of the map and UI in settings for your screenshot goes a long way
>>507092852But how to use them on other outfits?
This game is so broken it's killing my experience. It's so beyond frustrating absolutely boggles my mind. This weazle plaza event, every time it's triggered and I try to get the gun, it never works, on top of this there's this acid lab bug where the game dissalows me from entering my acid lab when there's cip work or mc work going which I've been trying to get resolved for 2 weeks, I'm working for R* with no pay at this point.Am I the only one having these issues? Rockstar's been telling me to do things like clear my alt mac address "play for 2 hours on one character then switch to the other to see if the issue is fixed" twice now, remove my profile from my xbox, uninstall gta online, clear cache, reinstall my profile, then reinstall the game which takes a day, etc. It's unreal, I don't know why I am afflicted with this stuff. I'm baffled by it.
>>507099930unironically the game is held together with bubblegum and dried cum at this pointits unbelievably fucked
>>507099930If he isn't dropping a gun, there is a chance that you already own it.
>drunk eject unavailable in passivefor shame
>>507101918what, aren't you happy Rockstar is fixing the horrible bugs it plagues this game?
>>507101363It's not in my inventory, and just now I had the issue occur a 4th time. The way the issue has come about has been a bit differnt the multiple times it's happened though. The 1st las 2 times I got no prompts to pick anything up at all, the second I did get a prompt for a fraction of a second to pick up the pistol but there was nothing on the ground, I figured maybe it was a thing with the snow texture, and I guess not. Shortly after I attempted the prompt, the whole event just flat out ended, the red flare disappeared. Nothing in my weapon wheel, I made sure to check each time.
>>507102592*the 1st and last 2
Christmas batch, Gooch special.
>>507102592I wouldn't expect a pick-up prompt. One of them will be dead, and will drop his gun like everyone always drops their gun. You just touch it and then you own it.
>>507102998I'm pretty sure I saw a prompt the second time, I'm not entirely sure I thought I read the name of the gun in the prompt. The NPC's arent dropping guns, by the look of it, one of them had their rifle in their hand while dead, it was glued to it, same with the guy who had the pistol but it disappeared from his hand and I picked up nothing.
>>507103383>I'm not entirely sure I thought*sure thoughForgive that.
>>507103383>>507103998If not, than IDK. I got it back when it was new, so my memory could be wrong, or Rockstar could have changed the procedure since then.
>>507106167I've learned I'm not the only one. It's glitched for more than just me apparently. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JianoWrgsZc
>>507102797>no cash?
>>507032464>miyoshi ayakaHOLY. Nice. And on-topic, I would love if clothing would interact with character physics like squish boobs / butt a certain way at least for fanservice outfits etc.>>507034412Your outfit on the right pic is really nice!
Was playing GTAV singleplayer and I am enjoying a lot of the detail put into the game world, I am just taking it chill and exploring while I am knocking out a lot of these side things and there are a great many fun things to go to or parkour to and / or do. I do hope that GTA6 will have properly functioning forklifts and some physical / machine driver job minigames in singleplayer so I can larp a forklift driver and then go on adventures.Also luhlmao when I realized that because most of Franklin's dog's activity is linked to the now defunct app there is no way to increase Chop's happiness to make him stop shitting in the back yard because taking him for a walk does not increase happiness for some reason.
>>507111994>uhlmao when I realized that because most of Franklin's dog's activity is linked to the now defunct app there is no way to increase Chop's happiness to make him stop shitting in the back yard because taking him for a walk does not increase happiness for some reason.such is life with games from the WE CAN MAKE A COMPANION APP erait was fun at the time but aged poorly
>>507000458the only one I like is Highwayman, the others are pretty much meh tier
>>507111994What details? The map is shockingly small and filled with dead zones (yes these were used in GTAO but doesnt change the fact they serve no purpose in SP). I assume you mistake the one time random events as in-depth world details that disappear as soon as you complete them. A lot of the polish from IV was lost for the 3 protags + heists approaches. It's honestly a damn shame that SP got nearly zero support other than a few hand me downs from GTAO and collectibles in the enhanced edition. GTAO is a shit-hole unplayable mess and has actively harmed all future Rockstar games as they will all feature these BattlePass,Grind P2W, collectathon, shallow, empty-ass constant screenloading, kiddie 3rd worlder sandbox nonsense.
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>>507122565Wrong webm
>>507123531We mugging R*ckstar baby
LETS GO FLOATING CAR GLITCH AGAIN BABY
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>>507122565>>507123531kekhttps://youtu.be/k85mRPqvMbE?si=8FSVvka97k9n2Ld6
Trust me I love payphones Franklin.
It's nice I've been able to stealth/stay undetected for all of these
Is the career progress & all of its rewards shared between characters? kinda hyped for all the E&E content coming to pc so I'm a bit curious about this
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>>507123531>>507126835>the most wanted annoying thing in the world>reward $ 50.000>underpaying>glitches>fagpressor>aimbot>annoying characters>run across the map while being chased by aimbot for no apparent reasonthat's gtaO in a nutshell before gtaO even existed
>>507133284we can assume so i guess, but we all know only what's on the newswire
Will we be able to make real friends in GTAO2 and marry them ingame?
>>507146217>spending those hard earned GTA$s on your e-wifeI support this
>>507146635>those hard earned $/€/¥/₽ on your pixelated companionftfy
>>507148882Ah yes, drip feed for honeymoon couples. Pay 40M GTA$ or 40 USD real money on that dress, necklace and diamond ring.And for singleplayer I hope Lucia will milk us dry, both financially and else.
>be me>have IQ of 139>"custom weapon loadouts">meh, I'd be smarter if I was dev>2025>still cannot set 1 favourite for each weapon slot>favourites when on foot, in car or on bike>top fave overrides all others>for example the 60 shot Steyr TMP SMG>nobody at R* will ever read this nor care>heh, idiots
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>>507158218nothing to post about and the cool people are offline
>>507158218Anon I'm sorry I can't spam bump the thread 24 hours a day
>>506808452Same character as the current one which I made specifically to bridge the gap between 5 and 6 and to avoid doing anything out of the realm of street-level crime
if it says I'm detected this time I'm killing myself
>>507165246chill it is fixed, I think the hardest guy is the one in the EMP room. he can see the corpse of the otherthe duo in the flight of stairs can be double tapped or sprayed even. it's never them.
>>507102592When I got the pistol, a little blue dot appeared on the mini-map after all of the attackers were dead. I went to the dot and got the pistol. You might try doing this in an invite-only session to remove any interference issues from the rest of the server. Unlike gooch or holiday hauler, pistol and yeti spawn in invite sessions.
>>507165556>it is fixedit's certainly not fucking fixed m8twice I'm 'detected' despite the guy dicking around on his phone without a care in the world
>>507166967if you can record a clip and convert it for 4chan I will tell you where you messed up>>>/g/103608189
>>507167253-anoh and add this to remove audio or upload on >>>/gif/ with audio and larger file sizes allowed(audio none)
>>507166967>he doesn't headshot absolutely everyone from distance during art filefound the fuck upunless you mean the hangar, that one is rigged
Does the Avenger have a Christmas interior as well?
Do we get drip on the 26th?
>>507167253I can't show you a non existent fuckupI get to area a and they're not alerted>>507167856it is the hangar
>>507171492https://youtu.be/mqddrIpjPb0?feature=shared&t=1514This guy got the challenges complete. Copy his play style. Seems to kill a lot of dudes too so that might be the trick.
post rally cars
>>507168024yes
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>>507175882I love they care to add those details.Even though Rockstar is not all that creative when you think about itThe Acid lab is largely the RV from Breaking Bad on roids.Though the concept makes for a better criminal.Properties are nice for legitimate businesses like a night club.If the crime would happen more in mobile bases such as the avenger or terrorbyte it would feel better to me at least.
maybe I go play Spec Ops the line not much up with you deadbeats
>>507166518>Unlike gooch or holiday hauler, pistol and yeti spawn in invite sessions.Thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FnzI2PJo3IEvery time I hear that scream at 2:36 I stop whatever I am doing and kill the fucking NPC that does it
>>507182964This but the guy who goes "oh fu-uh-uh-uh-uck."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfpV7oPsRns
>>507183218Anyone enjoying the boat?
>>507183942I forgot it exists.
>>507095483That's nice but the tiny resolution is gonna limit where it can go.>>507111441Thanks, I have better screenshots from that day, I don't know why I picked the boring "standing around doing nothing" to post.>>507123531I wanna get that glitch with my silly patriotic bunnygirl outfit - the perfect "invisible jet" cosplay.>>507076757Added.>>507122369Kek, now I wanna do a Forrest Gump Cover.>>507165246You know the funny thing about this 'getting detected' talk is that the first time I've done literally the moment I opened the door everyone spotted me and I killed most before they could start shooting but 2 guys still managed to, and I still got the undetected bonus.>>507163107Why we so Noir out of the sudden?>>507168024You really are still wearing the thing cause I told you to, huh?I think I'm gonna play a bit today and take some shots of my own.
>>507184074https://youtu.be/6hS2Me8pNSk?t=268Just call pegasus and put on some good music and dance on the deck a bit whilst passive money rolls in for zero work.
>>507184895>You really are still wearing the thing cause I told you to, huh?Y-yes?>I think I'm gonna play a bit today and take some shots of my own.Please do!
>>507184936INVISIBLE BOXER!>>507185212You know, for a dominatrix you kinda folded instantly huh? Next time maybe I'll put you a one-piece.>>507185108That's a really good shot, I'll add this to the next cover.
>>507185869Nice edit! That animation really looks more like boxing in a screenshot, lol.>You know, for a dominatrix you kinda folded instantly huh? Next time maybe I'll put you a one-piece.Cannot live out my lifestyle as much in GTA. RDO had at least bolas and rope. Gave a few strangers some nice tied up sessions and put them on the bed in my camp.
>>507185869>>507187070If the game wasn't so dead you'd be womanhandled for some long miserable minutes in a jail cell, unable to move an inch and just shift around in your restrai.
>>507187286restraints*
>game gets stuck in the clouds when going from online to offline
>>507187286RDR2O had some great potential, shame it's fucking boring.Finding an NPC that uses the rope instead of a gun and killing everyone but him and then just letting him constantly rope your character was pretty fun while it lasted.
>>507188158>and then just letting him constantly rope your character was pretty fun while it lastedSuper hot, I like both perspectives and roles if it is strict and sadistic.
>>507185869ThanksI enjoy making screenshotsIf there's any car I should try in the snow for a shot let me know
>>507187739Are they trying to sour the solo experience? I launch the game to singleplayer since a whole and in go online I select my solo lobby to never even have to cross a public one. Once inside some of those cheater scripts keep leftovers in RAM. The entire game remains pozzed after staying in an infested public lobby.
So this is only the second time I played since the update dropped, and WOW this hits like a wall of bricks.This gotta be the biggest downgrade from singleplayer, second only from all the trash being removed from the open world.
>>507189546>catsuit
>>507189546>the biggest downgrade from singleplayerI'm confused of what I am supposed to notice other than the dated graphics in online.
enter area a undetected []LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOOOOO
>>507190395That's the bottom of the stairs of the Darnell building.On singleplayer you just run outside, online you gotta select "exit buidling" from a menu.
>>507184895Not having ShareX killed my ability to take screenshots of people not closing their eyes suddenly.Between screenshoting, alt tabbing and doing ctrl+v on paint.net i missed a bunch of the cutscene.Also question for other GTAnons, do your characters have backstories?Or they're just "there" 0 strings attached and no personality.Do you guys have a background you build upon like a tabletop character you are playing in the universe or "it's just a game".
>>507191103Oh so you want it to work like the average store door? Wouldn't mind, wouldn't mind at all. Hopefully Online 2 will erase and kill every worthless loading thanks to NVME PCIe storage on all three major platforms.
>>507188158The place is rife with modders. I can almost forgive their boredom. The range of activities is hunting, shootouts, and shootouts in wagons. >Wandering map.>Go into house to loot some incidentals.>Enter back bedroom>Open dresser>A chest inside a dresser? How did this fit?>Gold inside? Nice.>Finish looting room.>Oh, another chest in the doorway? Well that's very odd...>Many chests overlapping in the same place in the doorway... Yeah, if modding wasn't obvious before, it is now.>Wow, lots of money and gold and cash from these chests. So what is the... oh, I can't leave the room. >Actually, kinda funny prank. Can appreciate it more since I got money out of it, lol.A part of me was surprised that nothing was shooting fire. I was starting to think that all they were able to do is teleport players to the same place and make random items shoot flame.
>>507193956for me they just spam 1 million smoke particles around me if i'm passive to lag me out or outright dynamite spam me if i am notthere is no winning and I will not return until this god awful anti-cheat at least gets rid of the useless modders that only know causing pain>gold chestsonly had that one time that someone was not doing malicious modding and helped, nice
>>507194559>Rockstar>paying for another bought out of house anti-cheat suspcription>on a dead gameSlightly delusional baka desu senpai.
>>507194559I occasionally see some thick fog, but I assumed it was the winter weather. I didn't lag from it.
Did they nerf the acid lab by buffing the police or was I just profoundly lucky for the longest time? I now cannot escape them without going underground, it's literally impossible any other way now, thus it takes longer for me.
>>507196992Skill issue
>>507189546I think people really forget that this game was released 2 console generations ago and don't quite grasp how long 11 years really is. In some aspects its impressive just how "stable" this game is as it accomplish managing to do things it was not originally designed for. Unfortunately in the same vein has not been mercy killed for the amount of bloat and power creep this game as suffered. The amount of rehashing concepts, having to make new land mass or recycle them should have been the alarm bells R* to move onto its sequel as they've squeezed as much as they could have
>>507194919it's a black cloud of cheated particles completely engulfing your character to tank your fpsit's so obvious that you couldn't confuse it with anything else once it happens to you
>>507197329I just haven't seen it yet then I guess.
>>507197085>>507197203It's not, there's a cop at every single turn, when there isn't a helicopter spawns in the one avenue there is. I escaped them once without the underground tunnels come to think of it, but was a fraction of a second from being seen before I lost the cops. It's different, were it a skill issue there'd be no reason I finished it in under 3 minutes 90% of the time the hundreds of times before.
>>507197110>I think people really forget that this game was released 2 console generations ago and don't quite grasp how long 11 years really is.Didn't keep valve from replacing their own in-house engine on their own games.
>>507197712>>507197110ay lmao if you try you can
>>507197590My man, I manage to lose them 9 out of 10 times before I even reach the underground tunnels
>>507197513Hope you never have to see it. When a cheat is so vile that you rather leave the entire session than continue you know it is bad.Though the endless teleport spam in GTA is not much better, but that has stopped.
>>507198152The most pervasive I've seen in RDRO was some random that followed me to new lobbies, making a random NPC appear to attack me. They seemed to stop when I started just killing and looting the NPCs.
>>507197590You're on a bike, my dude, not using the tow truck or something. If you can't outmaneuver the cops on something that nimble, it's a skill issue.
>>507198121Which is how it was for me 99% of the time before. I don't know if it's just me or a police buff for it. I wouldn't be shocked if it was just me, or maybe my previous ease was a bug in the game or something, but I'm asking out of curiously because the difference is significant and now consistent. This game is just strange and I often encounter bugs, which when I submit support tickets about, I am told to do things like clear my consoles cache, but it's so often that it seems like the game just accrues problems easily. I can't tell what's up. I experience more and more of these things and it's compounding, I don't think I can make more than 3 mil a day in this game anymore.
>>507198898I did this shit today so it really is just you
>>507198683You are appealing to your experiences. This isn't the case, and there's no outmaneuvering viewcones coming from every single road and the cops slowing down and getting out of their vehicles on foot to close in, every time I'm out of site they see me again, there's no denying that there is a point at which no outmaneuvering is possible, say theorhetically there's literally 100 cop cars by every building, it's obvious you can't outmaneuver that. For me it's obviously not THAT bad, but the threshold for them being inescapable without going in and underground tunnel doesn't begin at that. Again, I was successful at shaking their site then never having them back on my 95% of the time every time prior to my recent attempts (following me doing things like clearing cache as suggested by R* to attempt to resolve a problem).Literally just asked if it was nerfed, and if other's experiences changed as well.>>507199350OK! That's all I wanted to know!
>>507198473>some random that followed me to new lobbiesI don't know what their problem is to stalk people. Of the good thing I remember were mini grizzly bear that could not attack and a skeleton with infinite health that chases you and a UFO.>making a random NPC appear to attack me. They seemed to stop when I started just killing and looting the NPCs.when they keep spawning them on you it's very annoying :s
Damn bros...I just logged in and left immediately, I'm a bit fatigued.
>>507196992I don't believe they changed anything... however, a few deliveries back, I lost the warrant really fast, and then it just randomly went back to full strength for no reason. As if there was a minimum I had bypassed by getting away too fast.
>It's just me, so they say..aight, taking my schizo meds and see all of my friends vanish in thin air for 12 hours
>>507199816I've had this happen a good few times before, I've suspected the same thing, or that it's perhaps something with the games p2p servers.
I hate other people when they are in my lobby or standing next to me in game.
Ayyyy, someone at Rockstar is a one piece fan too.I gotta resend my suggestion for more swimsuit colors, maybe this dev will see it.
>>507200045It's rare though when it does happen, maybe because I don't escape quite as fast most times, but I'm not sure. I don't know for sure what it is.
>>507200045I was in a solo session, so it couldn't have to do with the perception of some other player. I forget, but I think I may have used a mask to speed-up the loss of the initial warrant.
>>507200278I see.
>>507199686I've gotten to the point where I just ignore when random things start to spit fire.
>>507197712Yup same engine right there zero modifications over the 20+ years...totally the same subject that was being talked about...
>>507200554ayo swipe the sand out of your vagina because free will allows me to change subjects you on the other hand are hopeless and cannot comprehend that MAINTENANCE of an engine is no problem for smaller companies with less moneyso my post also is not an invite for you to reply to it, but rather AN OPINION for other intelligent people to read and realize you are low iq irl ESL-kun
>>507200764>calls others others low IQ >brings up whataboutism as if its some gotcha cause he is too stupid to understand the subject at hand U mad bro
>>507201262>>507200554yesand you can literally do nothing about it
>>507200123Hit them with a pipe wrench.
>>507201590>acknowledges he is madWelp it's over folks, I've won and I didn't even have to try Nice reading comprehension skills retard
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>>507202025Defaulting to images because you lack any wit to come up with anything. Worst case of mad I've ever seen
When are you gonna understand fag that causing arguments in the general is not a good way to bump it, you're just wasting space go play the game post some screenshots and stop behaving like an african american.
>>507201917>>507201262>attests ad hominem to others>behaves like a retarded low IQ third worlder himself.See, Anon was right about you after all. That's the pot calling the kettle black. Your own degenerate lower class standing betrayed you right the moment the other anon said he doesn't care about calling you names.Instantly you gave up all your morals and got off your high horse talking like lower class trash you really are IRL. Why don't you look down at yourself and write what you see. Or maybe you're afraid.
>>507202617BASED>>507202509His goal is to kill these threads by picking fights with regulars when hours before everyone was getting along. It's always the same person from some Australian timezone.
>>507202967I know it's the same fag because he did the same to me the other day and his only reasoning was "the thread was dead and slow so I tried to pick up fights to revive it" but he contributes absolutely nothing of value to it and I sincerely hope he gets some meds for his terminally online disease.
>>507202617I have zero clue what you are talking about, you used a bunch of buzzwords without understanding what they mean. Do you really think using insults means an arguement falls under the ad-hominem fallacy?You are coming off just as bad as the other guy
>>507203326>he posts his avatari already had my reasons to believe it is you calling other anons in here whores and allthis is hardly a surprise
>>507203624I never called any other anons whores, what crack are you smoking?
>>507202967Far from it >>507203326Ah it makes a lot of sense now with the dim witted takes, you think I'm some other moron. Jokes on you I'm not that guy you've mentioned.
>>507203326>his terminally online diseasehttps://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/filename/GTA5_%2A.png/width/1920/height/1080/look at your own life loser kid
>>507187070>>507187286I feel like I assembled obvious items... and then for winter I simply added some cheap/free warm stuff. Felt a little guilty paying for the corset with gold before paying for a career but then they stopped selling the corset and I don't feel so bad about the impulse purchase.
>>507203857>You play the game the general is aboutAnd whats the issue here?
>>507203995being terminally online himself
>>507203326treat your weed addiction kid. you sound unstable.
>>507204074So enjoying game bad now?
>>507204261>>507203326>terminally onlinedude you got like 10 pages full of image spam on the archive in 22 days >>507203857get help man you like cannot even see you do the shit you accuse others of by like a dozen times more
>>507116846>what detailsA lot of neat unique and very lived-in feeling environments.>polish from IVNah man GTA4 is a depressing ass game where too much much of the environment is taken up by the noninteractive copypaste highrises. No upstate, no suburbs and for a city so damn packed, incredibly sparse places to actually go to to do stuff in. GTA4 is great for modding it with graphics mods, taking screenshots to post in nostalgiafaggot threads but otherwise that game is shit ass boring once you've played through the story once.>muh GTAOOh I see you're one of those. Completely enslaved by GTAO while also hating it.
I don't know if anyone has problems with Gsync/Freesync on GTA being stuttery when watching youtube videos.I found out that if you pop out the video and minimize the browser window the stuttering stops.>>507172656The classic.
merely 250 avatarfag posts and not even counting when you shit up the thread without screenshots and go dark by just posting without any file>the other people are terminally onlinehahah yikes my mad lad. the cocaine live action roleplay in here got your brain into swiss chese.
>>507204941The game's video syncs like ass if you run in anything but exclusive full screen mode.
>>507197712>titanfall was on source wtf how did I never know that
>>507205296Haha no wonder why wh*te boi was so mad with me, nigga is so buck broken by you that any criticism sends him off into the deep end.Christ what a loser
>tier 4 challenge requires 25 files and 9 platinum awards>last platinum award is to complete 50 files
All me btw
>>507206120>posting screenshots on an image board>posting character on a character based gamesuch crimes, much wow.The guy is a retard, ignore him.
>>507206616U mad bro?
>>507206120>wh*te boi was so madWhat exactly is the problem with white people overall for you in here?Because if you make this about race as well now, I'd rather wish you fuck off from this general in the name of all of us.
>>507204941U sound mad kek.
>>507206616>>507144689>The guy is a retard, ignore him.Funny looking at your posts mad boi.
>>507207484Nothing with wrong wh*toids... not all of us can be blessed with da intellect. I bring BDE and lay down the facts & some avatar nerd thinks his input has any value? I laugh at the mad wh*te boi pitiful attempts at calling me terminally online when he is just another tripfag wannabe.
>>507208404sucks all image uploads and timestamps give a profile about the timezone and activity
Yikes
>>507208404 (HIV)if threads could become aids infected they'd be (You)+ positive
>>507208715I've yet to be disproven
>>507199691>I'm a bit fatiguedweed brain damage accumulating
>>507210312>filename>more racism in the threadgreat
Why is this thread being turned into this?
Guys what happened I'm totally not the guy who did this. Please guys lets cook the drama up again and repeat it all for me what is written above.
Would you rather have an ok dlc with bad cars and small dripfeed or a bad dlc with great cars and a yuge dripfeed?
>>507212262Every DLC feels like a sampler. 4 missions? 6 missions? It's like every new activity is a teaser for some larger thing that never arrives. I'd like to see old things expanded. I'd like to see emergent new things available simply because you have access to multiple old properties already.
>>507212262I'd rather have a good DLC with no drip feed, like we used to get.
>>507211935If you are accusing me >>507211587 of that, I'm not the Anon you were talking to. Picrel, you can see my (You)'s.
>>507213384Or rather, the lacktherof, my posts are higher up, point being I'm not part of that.
>>507213384>>507213556>F11 edit text>un(you) post in 4chanX in triangle menu>select posts you want to be or not want to you (You)d
>>507213764Whatever faggot. Nothing I could ever say will convince you of anything.
>>507213884>Whatever faggot. Nothing I could ever say will convince you of anything.>>507209564>I've yet to be disprovenboy oh boy you are one twisted individualyou cannot be disproven yet you project the trait onto others that you exhibit yourselfi could fill a psych seminar with your cognitive dissonances
>>507213384>>507213884Remember to re-heat the drama every 15 mins, cook it up again, pour oil in the fire and shit up the thread. That will make people bump and want to stay here foar shure. Smacks lips.
Took care of the naughty list.
>>507214569>>507206120>>507208404samefag
>>507214330You know, if there's a spamming faggot, just ignore or report, but you are accusing me who's not even involved with whatever faggotry is going on here, in your gay as argument, which ironically is further instigating a flame war, on a fucking Chinese basket weaving forum. ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT SINGLE POST >>507211587 IS MINE, and it looked like you mistook me for whoever you were arguing with due to your coffee image. I'M NOT INVOLVED. I will leave my engagement with this at that because there's no point in arguing.
Delivered presents.
>>507214720Honest on God no surprise it is the Xbox gamer who also bursts out into unhinged ad hominem attacks when it is PC vs console.
>>507214816how new r u?screencaps are worthless when you can edit a "you" in the developer console on the browser or your 4chanX script
Got him
I hope they leave Deadeye exclusive to RDR and don't try to implement it in GTA.
Ramblin' schizo
Here's what I think of your Christmas gifts, Rockstar.Get scrapped, you fucking trash!Alright, all the cooldown missions are done, now I can actually fuck around without feeling like I'm missing stuff.
>>507215753nice un(you)ing gaslighting psycho who enjoys trolling
Hi I just got back to gtao after leaving for few years (I left right around when agency came out), I have few questions I want to ask, if anyone can answer them I’d be really grateful 1 is Cayo Perico heist still the best method to make money?2 I see that they added new properties such as salvage yards and bail offices. Are those investments worth it and are the missions fun?3 any new must own vehicle added between 2022 and now?
>>5072163631. Yes2. As much as anything else in the game, at least until you've done them all.3. The cops cars will give you some more missions.
>>507216874Thank you!
>>507216363>1I don't need money, so I have no idea, personally I don't touch it anymore.>2Bail Office is very disappointing, I think the daily missions are fun, but the repeatables are just so damn annoying I never bother doing them after getting the awards related to them.Savage Yard is pretty great, but submarine mission is annoying, too many forced slow travel sections, also the combat in the submarine is miserable.>3New terrorbyte master terminal upgrade is goated.>>507172656>>507214826>>507215815Added.
>>507215243Maybe, I don't even know how to do that though. I think the hostility is painfully fucking gay and I just don't want these threads to look like /fgg/ schizoshit, which this thread has started to resemble. I don't even know what the argument is about to be honest, I just know some of the posts therein are fucking insufferable which tells me at the very least that whether or not the argument began as gay and retarded it developed into being so, and I know the mere benefit of the doubt can save you from hundreds of pointless posts of retarded arguing.>1 is Cayo Perico heist still the best method to make money?Just about, I don't know where the Casino heist stands by comparison, it might be about the same or better. Cayo Perico has been nerfed sadly, there was an initial nerf a while ago where there was a longer cooldown put on the heist, then more recently, at the S.A. Mercenaries update it was nerfed again, and payouts were significantly decreased for loot, as well as the likelihood of getting the better loot being dropped, you also have to pay an entry fee of 100k now rather than just 25k, so it took quite a hit from that. I pretty much always get 900k to 1 mil from it with the elite challenge and accounting for the initial pay. It sucks but still nothing tops it besides the casino heist maybe (I haven't done that one much so I'm not experienced).
>>507218010Whoops, greentext and onward is for >>507216363
>>507217969>>507218010Thank you as well
>mk2 tard cant lock unto my sales vehicle>hovers near me>I kill him and he leaves the lobbyit keeps happening but why?
>>507219151I just had a mk2 user trying to attack me in an Imani Tech vehicle. He got too close to free aim and I blew him up with a sticky.
>>507216363You can now equip the Duke-O-Death with a missile lock on jammer.
>>507219641moc cab is also a great way to bait them esp if you do that hauling mission.
>>507218917Np Anon!>>507219151noobs or demoralized griefer.I find some of the griefers are obsessed with feeling validated by the ones they are griefing, they want to prove themselves, I argued with one who killed me a few times, he made sure to bring up the k/d ratio, long story short I was at peace with the outcome and he wasn't, which put him on my terf, despite him "winning", and he came away from the ordeal dissatisfied. I get the sense some of these people aren't even really griefers, but imitators of them, so they fall short of them. When they get btfo they can't cope with it.
>>507220491>I find some of the griefers are obsessed with feeling validated by the ones they are griefingyeah,seems like they are not good at pvp games so they attack randos in gta with whatever weaponized vehicle they can get their hands on.I usually try to rustle their jimmies until they say something that breaks the TOS.
>>507222079>until they say something that breaks the TOS
>>507223307So if my TV runs in the background with a rap song I get banned?
>>507223616You simply cannot use the expletives used in the game yourself.
honestly how is it even possible for demo to fail?
>>507220491>I was at peace with the outcome and he wasn't, which put him on my terf, despite him "winning", and he came away from the ordeal dissatisfied.
>>507222079>TEACHER HE SAID THE HECKIN BAD WORD! I NEED AN ADULT!sad
>>507222079I don't know if all of them are bad at pvp games, I think a good deal of them just like fighting everyone in a public session or get off on their hit and run routine. >I usually try to rustle their jimmies until they say something that breaks the TOS.I prefer to just go the back-and-forth messaging route, and argue and troll them. I don't report people for such things.
>>507224549>agree to TOS>break TOS and get banned>reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>507224863>>507224549most bans are only because other players report out of spitei trick people all the time in gta to say dumb things in chat and hit the button
>>507224095Which heist? Because I can think of a lot of ways they could fail on either one.
transferred my GTA V online account from PS4 to PS5 after not playing for a couple years and now my shitty launch Corvette that was my favorite vehicle is just gone. And it's not purchasable anymore either. Any way to get it at this point?
>>507230360Buy one from somebody that has one, at the LS car meet.
>>507230505good to know there's a way, thanks anon I'll look into it. But why did they remove the car from online purchase anyway? And how did I lose it in the first place? The only way I can think of is due to the transfer but I didn't check beforehand if it still was there in my garage.
>>507231458>But why did they remove the car from online purchase anyway?Can't have people buying cheap old cars instead of the overpriced new ones. I mean, for ease of use of the car websites. Yeah, definitely that.
>>507231458That was another thing they did when the nerfed cayo perico, they removed 188 vehicles from the online stores, and now they pop up at Simeon's, LS Car Meet, and I think as lucky wheel prizes at the Casino. You can also buy them from your auto shop if the removes ones happen to turn up there. Since that nerf they have restored some to the online stores, in the recent Garment factory update which is nice to see, I think all of the ones that have returned were given the option to add lock on jammers at the agency, but it included most of the vehicles I've seen people distraught at the removal of, so I think maybe rockstar did pay a little bit of attention. Their excuse was that they were "streamlining" the online stores, hence what >>507231770said, but really I think it was just to make them fomo content. The mercenaries update was met with general dismay for this, they introduced 2 things at once that a lot hated. It's a shame. I hope they do walk these things back, I haven't given up all hope with regard to it.
Cool spawn, game.
>>507234435I had no idea you could cut the rear of it off gta4 style.
>>507234435When Pavel isn't trying to sabotage your helicopter, he's telling your enemies that you're traveling with heist loot that they can steal from you.
>>507234590>he's telling your enemies that you're traveling with heist loot that they can steal from you.I wonder what he gets out of this anyway.
>>507192202>Between screenshoting, alt tabbing and doing ctrl+v on paint.net i missed a bunch of the cutscene.???Just alt-tab and use ShareX. That's what I've been doing.>Also question for other GTAnons, do your characters have backstories?The only real backstory on my character is that she's not young, I was thinking like 35-40.As far as actual personality I rather leave that empty, cause there's no way to make her actions make sense.So she saved the world, but she also just robs a casino for fun? and she doesn't even need the money?So yeah, just don't bother.Well technically on a surface level her personality is my personality cause I'm the one controlling her.Small stuff like what she wears and what kind of cars and bikes she buys, that's just unavoidably my taste.
>>507231770>>507234024gotta say that is very fucked up. I'd honestly kinda get the cluttering the store issue if you're a beginner but just straight up removing the cars instead of reorganizing the page is a horrible decision. Purchasing those car dealerships it is then.
>>507238559Yeah. Very anti-consumer, unfortunate that it's like that, but that's modern gaming. I don't know if this is new to you or not (I've mainly played in the last 2 years) but there's 1 different vehicle you can potentially win every week in the casino, you spin the lucky wheel once a day. For LSCM you have 3 purchasable vehicles, and 1 car you can win from doing LSCM races like drift races, drag races, street races, etc. All of it cycles weekly with few exceptions (sometimes there is an update midway through a week, and they will extend the period of the weekly event into the next). I also forgot to mention the Chop Shop, another added business, which sometimes has claimable cars for doing the heists that come with it. Right now there are 2 cars you can keep from it, a comet safari and a vapid clique. I think sometimes removed cars can turn up in the chop shop heists as well, so that would be another potential source for these vehicles. Finally, as the one Anon said, you can buy cars from other players at LSCM. If there car is in there you can go up to it and buy a copy of their car (they don't lose theirs) with the additional cost of whatever specifications they have for it (I think). That adds a bit of a hassle to it, but there are groups and places online where you can say your platform and ask for a particular car and people can join your session to sell you it, so ultimately, all of the cars are still in the game. I would personally much prefer something like what you said, and i think the sites feel a bit emptier without all of the cars, but it could be worse.
You could have prevented this man's painful, fiery death by just letting me shoot him, Rockstar. This is on you.
I finally went through the in-game websites and claimed all the available free cars. Anything interesting I can do with the:>Declasse Stallion (muscle car)>Dinka Blista Compact (sports car)>Imponte Dukes (muscle car)>Declasse Burger Shot Stallion (muscle car)>Vapid Pißwasser Dominator (muscle car)>Bravado Redwood Gauntlet (muscle car)>Bravado Sprunk Buffalo (sports car)>Annis Elegy RH8 (sports car)
I haven't played GTA for many many years and wondering if they changed up character creation so you can make characters more like what you want? Or do they still use that genetics system? If it's still like that, is there a website out there that has like character sliders and stuff for example characters?
>>507244312You can drive them fast. Check the WarStock site. You may be able to get a free Duke-O-Death. It's tiny windows make it hard for NPCs to shoot you.
>>507244553It is basically the same as before.
>>507244553There was a detailed post on gtaforums from an autist that went around testing what every option actually changed.He had bunch of screenshots showing what every character combination looked like.>If it's still like thatYes, the only thing that ever changed is from PS3 -> PS4 they used to only let you vaguely choose how your character spent their time and that would dictate everything, but since PS4 version you could actually change nose sizes and what not.I honestly don't care enough to search for it, but you should try finding that post. pretty sure it's on gtaforums.
>>507244652The good 'ol Duke is my main mission vehicle when I can't use weaponized stuff. And now that it has a missile jammer, it's useful in free-roam again. Unfortunately, it is not a great car in the snow.
Pizza delivery on double money with your own souped-up Pizza Boy isn't bad. It's around $50K for each set of 5 deliveries, which you should be able to finish in a few minutes.
why is the shamal less common than the luxor?
>>507249114Luck of the draw. I haven't checked on planes, but cars will change their spawn frequency each real-world day.
Was doing a business battle this poor guy took forever to hack the lock. How is that even possible to it took "her" minutes
>>507249461Is it the ones with the line? I suck at that one.
>>507241953will do, thanks for the rundown. Getting back the Corvette isn't that much of an urgent matter but it's definitely good to know and I'm gonna want to get to know those businesses sooner or later anyway. Will save up some cash and then get around to it!
>>507241953If you have an auto shop, removed website cars will occasionally show up for repairs, and you have the option to purchase them. But that method could take a long time, since you only get one customer per in-game day, and the list of possible cars is quite long.
>>507252551The available list at the auto shop is pretty limited.
Farming gifts
>>507254274I had it trapped pretty good last year with my MOC trailer. Sadly, it still vanishes on a timer.
>>506832505there are barely any cheaters left on PC since BE
>>507254482Didn't seem to be respawning until an NPC bumped me and caused it to shift a little.
>>507251025It's this one
>>507256134Maybe the cab separated from the trailer?
They added the navy revolver to the list of weapons you can hide now.>>507260424Probably, but I couldn't really tell since I was too busy shooting the guy that shoved me.
>>507254274Same 2 sweaters as last year?
>>507261008I wasn't really playing last year, but were these it?
>>507261346Yeah. I haven't seen anything this year that appears to be new.
>>507260742>They added the navy revolver to the list of weapons you can hide now.TECHNOLOGY!
>>507184895>Why we so Noir out of the sudden?Winter depression
>it's another episode of offradar opmk2 hit and run fagging followed by facility teloport followed by orbital canonHow is that even fun?
I didn't realize that you could get 3 more rounds of RP and cash for playing Short Trips as Lamar for the first time, and not just as Franklin. That's $600,000 in bonuses plus the normal pay.
I hope GTA 6 has deeper snowbanks.
>playin gta sa>get phone call to get new threads and a cut for the house party>new mission>no end state>stats get permanently marked as having failed one missiondid they ever fix this?
Kicking page 9 out.
Defeating Page 9.
Going to drive to the off-grid part of my country to be with family all week. Wishing you anons happy Christmas holidays and see you!
>>507287935Happy Christmas anon, wish you the best on your travels and holidays.
What's your dream GTAO challenger game? For me it's a supervillain sim. Don't want it to go full Prototype or something but fucking around with the wacky shit of GTAO makes me think you could pull off a real Cobra Commander game with ease
>>507260029hardest hack in the game
>>507260029zoomers are cooked when it comes to reflexes
>>507273310>no L emoteA damn shame.>>507294268Saints row but good.>>507287935Have a Merry Christmas, BikiniAnon.
reminder:You are currently wasting your time arguing with anonymous strangers on 4chan that exhibit symptoms of narcissism and will forget about you in five seconds after they close out of the tab like babies with no object permanence.
>>507305058Maybe you should be more memorable
how do you get rid of the blank Rockstar Launcher that just sits there in the background while you have GTA open without knocking yourself off Social CLub?
>>507287935safe travels fren
>>507311803press X after clicking play, if you wait to long it will refuse going to trayhaha
>buy the Garment Factory>"yes that's your terrorbyte">there's nothing in the garage bay?
>>507313846did you buy a terrorbyte?it's not included and you have to transfer it from the club
>>507313846>>507313982you have to drive and park it there, even if you own it.t. I had the same empty parking spot because it was in the nightclub garage
>>507313982I have one but it was still in my Nightclub, I don't know why they'd make her seem like she's super connected but she just bluffs about having my truck in her garage already
>>507313982>>507314116It's still weird that she mentions it as if it's there, even though you have to actually transfer it yourself. Could have just said something like "That giant space can be used to store and upgrade your Terrorbyte"
>>506913067Why are you selling at such low warehouse count?Tony's laundering cut caps at 100k and the full lobby sell bonus means that you can get over 2m if you let it fill up more
>>507316395The voice acting team and the coding team probably couldn't get it working in time and never changed the voice lines, kek.
>>507317502Yeah, guess nearly 6 months just wasn't enough time for one of the laziest DLCs we've gotten since Beach Bums.
>>507298858I'm not a zoomer I just find it extremly annoying.
>>507318595How is the literal tutorial version of this hack annoying?
>>507318356b-but drip feed! the property is just for you to park the new stuff you are going to buy!>>507318595literally the 90's nokia phone snake gamea sweetener diet coke poisoned 30+ boomer could do it>>507318713based
>>507318356What you don't like getting to buy one of Lester's fronts but Pavel's in it for whatever reason?
>>507318959>>507319297The drip feed isn't bad and the property is pretty cool, but they could have at least made more than just 4 missions that have very little variance in them. Once you've done each one like two or three times, you've seen all the DLC has to offer.
>>507316395>That giant space can be used to store and upgrade your Terrorbyte"I feel like she did say that but I don't have one at all so the voice lines may be different
>>507321897now you are just gaslighting yourself, it was wrong which is why i was annoyed and went outside after the cutscene to order the terrorbyte and park itdon't doubt yourself by changing your own memory
>>507321897I had one and she gestured towards the garage and say "yes that's your Terrorbyte" but there wasn't anything over there
>>507321897https://youtu.be/U5X_5actshY?si=8N2vJWhcdYwxvgI7&t=207
Love to see this painting.
>>507323346Tommy Vercetti? Didn't think they'd ever let him out
>>507323529When they see him walking down the streets of their neighbors. It will be bad for business.
>>507323346>Love to see this painting.Why?
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>>507325356Because I love Vice City. Same reason I bought the Degenatron for the media room.
>>507326050oh it's not the thong..
>>507326242Not this time.
>>507322292yes but does that person own one?I don't have one at all
>>507326946The same thing happened to me and I own one.
>>507326946
>>507327163>>507327772I reject your reality and substitute my fuzzy memory
SHIT DICK YA HEAR ME SHIT DICK!
>he just went online again in the thread
It took him a while to spawn but he finally did
those germans deserved it
>>507334663they invented da n word?
I have the game downloaded on PC again so I'll soon be able to get more creative with the screenshots. Any grinder pros have suggestions on how to max out making money in one day? A lot of stuff you see on youtube isn't helpful, the more helpful stuff are from smaller channels, and years ago when I was grinding, I found a relatively good way of doing it, which I only saw a similar grind to on one video, but it really came down to just availability and a circumstantial hierarchy of importance, I only know few tricks to speed some things up. I'm still very low level on PC, with only a kosatka, casino penthouse, apartment, and I think that's pretty much it.
>>507337218>Any grinder pros have suggestions on how to max out making money in one day?some people in here hate Poo but he has good guidesMany of these milk achievement rewards.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY79NAsS7_sthis might be the most up to date one with being uploaded 4 months ago
>>507337442>>507337218another onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QILlcA_zckM
Probably this path:1) Vincent Cluckin Bell Farm (free)2) Acid Lab (free)3) Kosatka + Sparrow only (4M)you will not be able to play most missions without a high speed vehicle you can spawn without being CEO and the Oppressor is too expensive4) Salvage yard for 1 million / week (2.7M)5) Darnell for 350k a week+bonus (2.4M)That is 26 acid lab sales and you can resupply via stash houses to save on sourcing supplies. Prognosis is 83 hours AFK in Taxis to get to a solid money making scheme with the acid lab. But you recuperate probably 1M with the Madrazo file and the achievements on doing the Drug Wars/First/LastDose.Also the farm raid as leader 1st time has a massive bonus.You are not going to read this anyway.
>>507339015less time even if you repay the salvage yard by itself and get it after step 1) and 2) but the paleto bay driving will get to your head
>>507339015Didn't they reduce the price of the original oppressor? If you're good with it the thing is faster than MK2, the only thing you're losing is the rockets until you win the bunker lottery. As someone who uses the original, you barely even need the rockets anyway.>>507337218If your account on PC is new a good way to get quick money is to focus on all the first time bonuses like >>507339015 said.
>>507340732I don't know how well you can spam the respawn button when needed despite owning and enjoying it. As long as you can fly and shoot rockets it counts as grinder vehicle to travel and fuck up Duggan lieutenants in buzzards.
Me? I'm just dicking around mostly and occasionally do bunker, nightclub or acid lab sales
>>507341013that you suggest a nightclub even to a newcomer means you didn't even bother to thinkyou need 5 businesses purchased first to efficiently have an hourly income and the nerfed 50k per day safe is out of the question after the passive mode bouncer trick
>>507341171I'm not suggesting anything
>>507341228cool blog post thenand i'm taking a shit rn
>>507341317Don't forget to use the inspection shelf
>>507341436will do boss
>>507340992I don't know what you mean with the respawn button thing.Only time I recall it is when I jump off of it because:A) The mission is gonna force me to drive something so I don't bother parking neatly2) The landing spot is annoying and hard to maneuver at high speed, so I just ditch and immediately call it back.I feel like that was an actual annoyance when I was new, but once you learn how to use it, that quickly becomes irrelevant.
>>507337442>>507338083I saw his guide on the contract and found it helpful. I was only able to get it done in 2 hours, unlike his 1 hour run, despite following his methods, why I don't know, but it still saved me from the 3 hours it took me before, so it helped. I'll check those out.>some people in here hate Poo but he has good guidesI find him more tolerable than the others, I'll take it over the yelling hypebeasts.>>507339015I forgot to add the acid lab, I did get that on PC as well. I'm aware of pretty much everything there and have used it all on console, maybe not very efficiently, but I implement it all. I'm looking moreso for a particular kind of grind, tricks and methods to maximize efficiency, I was once making around 8 million I'd say a day, though I was absolutely hardcore no-lifing the game like no other to do it. Nevertheless helpful, thanks.One thing I also didn't mention about the grinds I personally did, was that it was solo focused, I did things like pub lobby sales for bonuses but that's really it. I don't know just how lucrative the co-op stuff can be, if it is any more so than solo focused play. I'm sure it depends on the players.
>>507341654How do you use the shells?
>>507341781>>507339015Also>You are not going to read this anyway.I did, why wouldn't I?
>>50734178190mins is okay for dre, either 60 mins or 120mins is being super wired or taking it comfy>I find him more tolerable than the others, I'll take it over the yelling hypebeasts.i just think he is a legit nerd and loves the game, smaller channel feel less phoney >I forgot to add the acid lab, I did get that on PC as well.shamefully the 10*48mins on the Dax missions to unlock the upgrades are bit cheesy> I'm sure it depends on the players.sure, chilling in a taxi in private lobby just has you not looking over your shoulder 24/7
>>507341946>I did, why wouldn't I?because I'm tsundere>>507341890>How do you use the shells?It is an "advanced" version of a bidet. One shell button to wash your backside, one to air dry and the third to apply a perfume or deodorizer It was never explained really.
So why didn't R* bother with winter clothes for NPCs again?
>>507344257Not snow. It's an exploded cocaine shipment.
>>507344257Cause snow is only a fun... easteregg? that's not the right word, but it's only a silly thing they added for fun, not a real feature.Plenty of games do that, adding XMAS hats and lights and snow even if it makes no sense in the actual game.
>>507344821Yeah but switching up the npc clothes shouldn't be that big a deal to doI see the same 14 outfits everywhere anyway
Sounds like a (You) problem to me.
>zoomers to dumb to bake newtick tock, not gonna do your work
There's no way for me to know which stunt jump I missed in GTA3, is there? I'm gonna have to do all 20 again just to make sure, aren't I?
>>507346719Nope, next time keep track.
>>507344257snow bikini funny
>>507346995I thought I was! I guess next time I'll actually write it down.
>>507346719Damn grandpa, how bad is your memory that you can't remember 20 stunt jumps?
>>507349029In my defense, I've had 17 concussions
>>507346561tick tock
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>>507318713>>507318959plz no bully
>>507342092>shamefully the 10*48mins on the Dax missions to unlock the upgrades are bit cheesyYeah, I think I went through them through and got the upgrade on PC iirc.>sure, chilling in a taxi in private lobby just has you not looking over your shoulder 24/7I meant in regard to taking advantage of heists and such. You can skip cooldowns, but I've had the casino heist, (not including set ups, just the heist itself) take what felt like an hour or so because of players not having an idea what they were doing or taking strange alternate paths that didn't seem to be going anywhere, but in a situation where everyone knew what they were doing you'd theoretically come away with more money in the time that you did it than you would from any other activity, and if you have people who know what they are doing multiple heists and such, for all I know, it could be the best grind. A lot of players I see seem to make money in the game without guidance from knowledge of all possibilities at a given time or a calculated routine. Mine was never calculated to the autistic degrees they could have been but I knew what everything paid for the most part and simply placed keeping businesses full of supplies, then I'd do Cayo, then after that if there were full stocks of product I'd sell, then do the next best thing, etc, and resume another cayo when I could and so on, if there was free time I'd put in payphone hits every time but I don't touch payphone hits after they were nerfed, they sort of lost all utility as far as I'm concerned.>>507342325>because I'm tsundereAre you blonde denim jacket Anon?
>777
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