The Wheel has turned once againNascar EditionDominions is a fantasy turn-based war game created by two dudes. One of them is a teacher.The game combines a simple presentation with an extremely wide array of strategic options, including over 3400 units, 1100 spells and 400 magic items. Turns are resolved simultaneously, with players planning battles rather than directly controlling them. It has simplistic graphics but is easily moddable and extremely deep.Basically, it's an autist’s wet dream of a war game.>Our pastebin (extremely outdated)https://pastebin.com/wjbSA98Y (embed) (embed)>Steamgrouphttps://steamcommunity.com/groups/vanheimageofvidya>Multiplayer guide>Blitzserver (game hosting service)https://blitzserver.net(Dom 6)https://beta.blitzserver.net/games>Llamaserver:https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1212948582>Documentationhttps://illwinter.com/dom6/docs.html>Tools>Mod inspectorhttps://larzm42.github.io/dom6inspector/>Wikihttps://illwiki.com/>Pretender calculatorhttps://caleb-distributive.github.io/pretenders-dom6/>Debug mod (still dom5)https://www.dropbox.com/s/oo492x2cs8vag34/debug509.zip?dl=0>Communion fatigue calculator (still dom5)https://instacalc.com/53495>Automatically prevent starts in all provinces with less than X connections (still dom5)https://nixx.is-fantabulo.us/dom5ranmapnos/>How do I change the fonts?Replace guifont.ttf, guifont_fancy.ttf and guifont_texty.ttf in the game's 'data' folder (C:\Steam\steamapps\common\Dominions6\data)>Fan arthttps://thronebooru.booru.org>Sloop’s Comfy Balance Modhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1zeDyK8Zb_p4lIJ0yp3a3ikMprRkmBCWvy31_4jBen3Q/edit?usp=sharingPrevious Failspansion >>506052547 (Cross-thread)
Whoops wrong previous thread>>506724446
First for Xibalba
>>507201334holy shit thats badwtf retards
>>507205314I don't blame them desu (except the first few), I've been fighting AIs the whole game
>>507205314AI shitters in huge games have a really bad snowball effect. Once you're stuck in a part of the map with mostly AI, the game feels like ass.
>>507206341>>507206425im all in favor of putting all AI faggots against the wall and blowing their brains out
>Xibalchads playing to the end>Agarthailures giving up early because they are sooo fat haha and they smell bad
>>507213071based based based based
>>507213071THVTHNVKE
>>507206813>I blind expanded turn 1 and lost my army, time to go AI
Nearly ready
>>507221518what is
>game unstarted to remove abysia>replace my tendie with an expander because my starting army is dogshit>new starting location only has 2 swamps and a throne connectedIt's never been more over than it is now
>>507221654a tutorial some people might find useful
>>507225425rule number 1do not blind expand on first turn
>>507225425rule number 2if you lose a single battle, hit escape and select "become computer controlled"
>>507225425does it cover glamour at allim still playing dom6 like its dom5 and completely ignoring the existence of glamourwhats it even do
>>507225425rule number 3always use your full 24 hourswhen you're done with your turnpress escape and press the quit game and mark turn as unfinished buttonthat way you can make people mad(this is good)
>>507226843glamour's got a good little bit of everything>good self buffs>good rituals>good summons>good battlefield wide spells>good itemsAlthough I would say it focuses on buffs since it is THE elf path
>>507225894>>507226214>>507226843>>507226902It's not a gameplay tutorial, it's a map making tutorial.
>>507226843I use glamour as a crosspath for summoning gnomes, etc, to increase my mage roster.
>>507229519Indeed the gnome summons are good little site searchers, just need glamour and water or earth.
>the last 9 turns in MAd_lads and mad_LAds have gone up at the same timei hope your paying attention to whose who so if someone slightly wrongs you in one game you can hellwar them in the other
>>507232950thats failed rp
Okay here's the map making guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3389858419
I will keep updating it don't worry
>>507235515>My Pretender can feel that his other self on a different plane was wronged by an incarnation of youPerfectly reasonable.
>>507239224you feel cum in your ass because i sexed your mom last night(because you're related to her)
>>507232950You are disregarding the new life RP rule, you're not supposed to remember the time before the wheel turned.
>>507235515>>507239469Nah fuck that, if you beat me at Dominions I should legally be allowed to kill you in real life, just as nature intended
>>507247306i always rush xibalba because it means i get to rape all their women first and thats pretty cool
>>507219620Based!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>507248721They're size 2 tho
>>507249686I do wish they were size 1, but i'll settle for a 2 if its a Xibalban.
Hmmmm
>>507250267>Good luck!whys it say that why doesnt blitzserver ever wish me good luck
Damn. Too hard to kill Glamor Gods.
>>507232950>no one noticed MAdlads, nodiscordtrannies, and vehicular man’s laughter roll at the same time last night
guys dont tell anyone this but im in rEAlly_fun_game, NODISCORDTRANNeaS, vehicuLAr_mansLAughter, MAd_lads and mad_LAds
>>507254402Me too, and I'm paranoid so I stagger my turns rather than doing them right after the other.
>>507254402There's about a 1-in-3 chance that you're attacking me in rEAlly_fun_game right now, so I'm just doing to attack fucking everybody in vehicuLAr_mansLAughter just to be sure I'm getting you. Seems like the only sure way.
I'll be honest, I have no idea how to be better at combat. My strategy 9 times out of ten boils down to make a line of infantry, tell them to hold and advance, then use my mages to cast buffs before just telling them to spam spells. If I'm feeling a little extra, maybe put some cavalry in the corners and tell them to attack the rear.It works against AI, but thats more or less it.
>>507252807huge bitch battle!
>>507258079i do this but also waste gems on making cool thugs to stick in the line/attack rear because magical item dressup is my favorite part about dominions
>>507254402Holy heckin basedarooo>>507255061I wouldn't worry about it, worst case scenario you might draw the ire of a scrub halfway across the map who will still backstab a neighbor who is fighting you.
>>507250267Atlantis... I... I am sorry for ever doubting you...It's just, well, I'm a sperg.
>The restart gave me a two province cap>There's a mountain range between the two provinces>I'm coldIllwinter tests me today...
>>507252807>itsover
>>507260924>atlantis>rapistmore like stranger danger molesterinto the sex offender registry you goget your hands off my coast
my new mad_LAds capring is a throne, 2 heavy cavs and trolls fml
>>507261358Poems are supposed to rhyme
Um, Tien Chi? I expanded into that province, fair and square.You owe me 300 gold, in lost income, 200 gold, for province defence you killed, plus, 200 gold, for the inconvenience of moving an army to take it back.d48g
>>507264198its a haiku
>>507264198>Poems are supposed to rhymenot necessarily, they just need to be in verse>>507266932A haiku can only be written in a mora-based language, which English isn't. English teachers telling you to write a haiku are retarded.
>>507263406>and trollsp sure this usually means a troll pit site so you can recruit the things yourself for like 50 gold a pop and fuckall res/rp
>>507266932>>507269878non rhyming poems are gay and no one likes themI'm sorry, but poetry peaked with popular poems like one horse shay.
>>507271875kino
>>507254402Same
>>507272574Shel Silverstein is too NAMBLAcore for my tastes, but yes
>>507273060>NAMBLAcoreAnon, it's terminal.
>>507278080You fear me.
>/domg/ veterans when animals>/domg/ veterans when children
>>507278424what are you trying to say?
>>507278424>/domg/ veterans when anything other than an age appropriate human woman
Kids are cruel, Pankoman...And I LOVE BLOOD SLAVES!
>>507281834Isn't that a morally good thing to defile them to prevent them from getting eaten by horrors
>>507250267the raped
>>507287817Never said I did anything wrong
>>507289031>blacked knight
>>507264198>>507271875Mournful merrow confirm their fear; No Christmas Crannog coming nearNo morgen maidens, no ladies lealCrannog Ys (however real)Is deferred, dismissed, delayedIn deference to baltic crusadeChuddy risings and *lmite strivings,A sombre sort of Season's tidingsbloody days and sylvan knightsGreen-on-purple, Reused sprites"Rig" no more, let all applaudNew chud nation? Thanks illfraud!"ugly and stupid" its unkindly saidWith an awful object on her headNo insult half so hard to hearAs no new Ys until next year
>>507293604>until next yearUntil dom7
>>50729360411/10 because it wasn't written by ChatGPT
Do we even want a LA Ys?Don't get me wrong, MA Ys is the top waifu nation in the game, I just don't think they belong in LA
>>507297842merrow have no reason to disappear, and are the most notable underwater poptype of note that vanishes without any explanation when everyone else survives the rise of r'lyeh except for oceania which has been totally neglected by both illwinter and fans.Morgen disappearing makes sense for the setting of LA, but its an opportunity for fir bolg and merrow to shine and would make for an interesting nation that could play to aspects of celtic myth and culture not yet explored, like more overt welsh or scottish mythThen also the celtic nations are just about the most obvious example of nations present everywhere else in the game to not make it into LA, which seems a shame given all their fans Please also consider that merrow are the samwise gamgee of dominions
You broke article 3 section 2 of our diplomatic agreement, all my forts are destroyed, my turns are staled and all our message logs shared as a global message.You're a psychopath and I won't rest until you're killed in the game and real life.
>>507302182Who and what the hell are you talking about you schizo?
>>507299851>except for oceania which has been totally neglected by both illwinter and fans.LA Oceania was confirmed btw
>>507302182Therodos cutie....
does stacking Heat + Chill aura work?
My monthly shill for a LA Enkidu nationSwamp Enkidu returns in the late ages as the cities and the Temple of the moon falls apart from infighting post MA, allowing them to get cleaned up by the other nationsThe swamp enkidus focus on deep into death, moderate nature, and shallow earth, and water magicLongdead enkidu ancestors are holy summoned to be the chaff and focus on the troops as they protect the dying raceRec and Res expensive bronze-clad soldiers and archerssacred elite berserkers and sacred armored mushussu's (EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE 1/TURN)This would also give Ereshkigal (Annunaki of the Underworld) a proper nation that works with her kitThe nation is not a popkill nation, it's just death focus No blood or astral magic as blood was never a thing for the enkidus and astral died off with the templeR8 H8 and masturb8 my donut steel
>>507303490>another LA death nationepic, ebin evenSeems boring I'm ngl
>>507303490ok but what if you give it blood and astral though
>>507302182Are you literally me?Not only did I go AI in the game I was betrayed in, but in the 4 others I'm in, as well.
>>507306169Anon, only 3 nations have death 3+4 nations have F3+4 nations have A3+5 nations have W3+4 nations have E3+7 nations have S3+2 nations have N2+2 nations have G2+Fuck blood lolAnd it's a death nature focused nation in the late ages where that crosspath is nonexistant>>507307265refer to above
warhammerfag heredoing a deep dive on orkz right nowQuick vibe check: Giant Spiders, blunt resistance seem thematic and reasonable?Then the blessing of the spidergod spell would be poison resistance, blunt resistance, and swiftness
one day i will commit mass seduction and tens of famous heroes will get their dick sucked so hard that they switch religions
There should be a way to influence random magic rolls, like a global or maybe higher luck/magic scales increasing chances
I have literally no idea what I'm doing
>>507311710nobody does dont worry
Pythium do your turn you dumb sex haver.
>>507303490Sombre made a LA enkidu nation maybe one day Illwinter will just add to the game for real lmao. real monkey paw moment
please niggas i beg you start a new public game
>>507318074yes I, agree, someone, start a new game, I have gone, AI, in all my other ones
Any suggestions for draw stuff?
>new cap circle in madLAdsfuck this shit
>>507319916>yes I, agree, someone, start a new game, I have gone, AI, in all my other ones
>>507321540Stinky merrows crying together while holding their Morgen body pillows.
>>507308768>Giant Spiders, blunt resistance seem thematic and reasonable?why though
Is empowering worth it?
Why is there no cheap fire spell that simple creates a ball of flame to light up an underground/night battle?
Alright bros what the cocksucking fuck is this? How did I get shoah'd so hard here?
>>507325574Try clicking the 'View Battle' button and find out, stupid faggot.
>>507326485I did. It doesn't make sense.
>>507324464yes there is never a reason not to empower in Blood
>>507326848Not everyone can figure out numbers, anon. Maybe you should fight your battles in a game more your speed. Have you heard of Subway Surfer?
>>507324464only blood empowering is good.anything else no
>>507308768i have a hard time imagining spiders as blunt resistant. but that is because i love tarantulas and they are very fragile and i don't want anyone to hit them with blunt damage thank you
>>507327379No.
>>507323908I want to differentiate the spider riders from the wolf riders. Just thinking about how something like a mace would interact with a thick layer of chitin, I feel like it would perform worse than a cutting edge or a sharp point. Chitin is slightly flexible and vaguely ablative.Adding more health didn't seem to fit, and just stacking natural prot seems too strong (they do have slightly higher natural prot than wolves)Also provides the necessary thematic tie for "Gift of the Spider God"
>>507328018That makes sense I suppose
>>507328228part of my design philosophy is to differentiate units in ways that are at least of niche use
>>507327685you have to imagine them bigger than youthen smack one with a hammer
How well do you have to make your army's composition? Could I field 10000 markatas and win if I'm clever with everything else?
>>507329736If you're at the point you have 10k markatas (starving due to supply issues btw) the fight will be determined much more by battlefield spells and your ability to counter that.Means nothing if all your monkies die to foul vapours.
>>507329736>Could I field 10000 markatas and win no because battlefield wipes exist and two casts of earthquake for example would wipe 10000 markatas just like that
>>507330431markatas are actually hard to wipe with earthquakeYou'll kill a few thousand with the 2 casts, and they will retreat, but it's not a undodgable spell
>>507330431Earthquake is a bad choice of example actually, since it's def negates and markata have like 16 defense. Firestorm would absolutely clear the field though.
>>507325574The wights have finally gotten tired of the chosen people
>caelum doesn't respond to any messages I send him>attacks ermor>starts losing to ermor>starts attacking me as wellWhat is the grand plan here? If you wanted me to help, you should've talked to me like 20 turns ago. The main reason I didn't agree to shinuyama's ermor attack plan because you kept silently posturing on my border.
>>507335448>What is the grand plan here?Crashing this gamewith no survivors
>>507335448he has reached domg apotheosisthe mindset of an AI, the faultiness and lack of cheat resources of a domg veteran
SICKwinter... give me the ability to rename fort provinces.
I am completely incapable of late game
>>507347738i just AI on turn 50 regardless of how im doing because late game isnt fun
>>507347738break into as many paths as possible then slam your deathball into the enemy's deathball while sending raiding thugs everywhere
i hate the belt and road initiativei hate the belt and road initiative
>>507349671whats her setup?
>>507349671mfw losing two battles in a row after changing absolutely nothing after the first defeat
Middle Age TC, you casted Eyes of God but you haven't posted graphs yet......
>>507353665Is that the norm? I just casted it cuz I could
>>507321540cute merrow
>>507354502It's tradition at this point. It also helps everyone identify the True Threat.
Warren G REGULATRORS is the OFFICIAL /domg/ theme song>REEEEEGULAAAATOOOORS>I'm gettin' jacked, I'm breakin' myself>I can't believe they takin' Warren's wealth>they took my rings, they took my Rolex>I looked at the brothers, said Damn, what'snext?>IF I HAAAD WIIINGS I WOOOULD FLLLYYYY
>>507354669uhm sweaty thats what scout's are for?
>>507347738idk how to counter glammer
>>507358404you just don't believe in it
Hypothetically, what if someone hosted a new game.
>>507358639Step up niqwa
>>507349671My anti-monkey chaff has been destroyed... You'll pay for this gweilo.
>>507358639finally, another game to ruin
>>507358710I'm an ideas guy, and my idea is that someone ought to host a new game.
>>507358639In that case, I won't go AI if>no one attacks me ever>I don't lose a single expansion partyOR ALTERNATELY>I don't suffer too many losses on my expansion parties>I don't suffer too many misfortune events>etc, unnamed conditions
>>507359476Well then, hypothetically good fun would be had by all.I'll host one when I get home.
>>507359850Arigato
>>507350264smithed by the finest transparent craftsmen>>507350907it was a magic phase thing so they both happened in the same turn
>>507360847>finest transparent craftsmenbut therodos' smiths arent ghosts
>>507361456shutup bigot
>>507361456They're transtransparent
>-50% tax event in my cap on turn 2 while doing a very tight buildgg going ai
what if we did a game where its illegal to go ai
>>507362298>brown clover is free points bro
>>507362571nothing bad EVER happens
>>507325574Properly kitted Phoenix pyre SC with moderate fluffs is what happened here, wish I had a lizard shaman around to add enlarge and another 10% regen. The first time you met my friend I had some gigantes in that province which caused an hp rout ... but yeah I'm rolling my lategame tech so you'll be seeing more of these dudes.And unlike Dai Oni, my SC's retain their form and kit when Phoenix pyre pops.
>>507325574How come it wasn't killed anakites with 30 damage?
>>507358404MR and spirit sight if you can get it. If someone is using glamour for chaff (illusory army, glamour items) then some idiots with fireshield will clear them quickly.
>>507363424After fluffs my dude was at 33 prot with all physical resistances, flying shield, fireshield, phoenix pyre, air shield, and flight (my panic button). I could fluff another 10% regen, shroud of bewilderment, aura of splendor, nightmare masks, mossbody and body ethereal but I didn't have to.
Full res
>>507364131uhh how do you kill this guy
>>507364931pen boosted soul slaygifts from heaven
>>507364931I can kill it easily, but it's locked behind Blood 8 which I'm far away from getting
>>507365189behind Blood 8 which I'm far away from gettingdoesnt sound really easy then
>>507365245It's easy when I get it
>>507365395how do you deal with him now tho
>>507365443Turn timer strats, there's 2 ways I can think of
>>507365650how does using your full 24 hours help you?
>>507364131if might wage undead how can regenerate?
>>507365443get some thugs with 50+ damageotherwise ruin his fun by making him fight AI
>>507365998>ruin his fun by making him fight AIoh shit thats a good onethink im going to try that one on him
>>507365778No I mean the combat turn timer, where there's gonna be so many enemies a single SC can't deal with it until the battle just runs out of time. Alternatively, kit out an anti-SC thug with resistances particular to the paths the SC casts, and equip two axe of hates to cancel out phoenix pyre, which I can actually do, but I have higher priorities at the moment
>>507365808Its inanimate that turns off regeneration, and dodges many of the blood spells too. That dude is undead but animate, but when I eventually ritual of rebirth him he'll be inanimate then.
>>507348272But my deathball is starving and getting diseases.
>>507366193naturelets....
How can factions with no SC chassis compete?
>>507364518FrogMilk
>>507369706frogs dont make milk i dont think but one peed on my hand once
Thinking about casting Wrath of God, as a joke. What would the diplomatic consequences be of that?
>>507371223HOW WILL SHE FEED OUR CHILDREN AND ME THEN?
>>507371329thinking about having sex with your mom and then sharing her with everyone else(but not with you)What would the diplomatic consequences be of that?
>>507371643I would swiftly go AI
>>507368781Typically via mage power, or via some type of strong sacred base. Or in the case of going against MA Phlegra, kill them before they get their research going. SCs will typically have some vulnerability that can be exploited to do damage if you know their kit. Phoenix pyre SCs require some type of fatigue damage, the ability to kill them quickly (every 2-3 turns), soulslay/enslave mind/charm spam, or those blood spells that drop them into another plane. There really needs to be more higher end elemental spells that do a small bit (5-10 points) of AN fatigue damage imho ...There are a few other neat things you can do, but I'll shutup before I have them used against me. Granted R'Lyeh is going to win that game shortly so it'll all be moot. I give them 5 turns.
>>507364518I'm shooting ROPES bro my tip's CREAMING
HOLY FUCK THOSE ARE SOME BIG TITSmade you look
do magic weapons only bypass invuln and ethereal or do they also have an interaction with spells like Liquid Body?
>>507362805delet dis
>>507364931Drain life banners on mundane cavalry commanders scripted to advance and cast is my personal favorite SC stomper. A handful of them will kill shit faster enough to rip through fatigue before it can be recovered for phoenix pyre to pop and you actually have a good shot at sniping it during the buffing phase.
>>507373169Nice frogtits but I enjoy flat bats morelolibatgirls if you will
Why did Jomon go AI in LAst? What a fag.
>>507373169reee>>507374993REEEEE
>>507374993I'm waiting for the rain~ To wash who I am~
>>507375456get ruse cruised
>>507373169How do I Enigmatically Gale in Dominions?
>>507375961In your heart you know the answer anon... what would enrage a /domg/ player most? What would in turn grant you the highest level of... amusement?
>>507375961After recent revelations, it probably involves demons.
>>507374993Hot DAMN, look at those lizard buns
>>507144048Appreciated. Will give me something to do over the holidays while I wait for the first check from my new job.
Blitz?
>>507375954is it gay to have sex with a girl puppet if a dude's hand is inside it?
>>507386437Everything is gay when you're the one doing it.
>>507386437Anon that's just a handjob with extra steps
>>507366273I know bro but not every nation has it.
>>507391924Just like soulslay, blood 8 or a bunch of standards of the damned lying around to btfo SCs. I'm growing more disillusioned on this game by the day.
>>507393240it's existed since DOM3, it's literally just a tartarian by a different name.tbf though, almost every path has a way to handle an undead, and absolutely nothing stops you from fielding similar things yourself.
>>507393240Illwinter should try to curb the SC shit. It's out of hand.
>>507394081>SCs get nerfed to reasonable levels in Dom4, then nerfed again in Dom5, then nerfed the hardest in Dom6>domg veterans STILL crying and shitting their pants when their chaff stacks get wiped by one
>>507393651I mostly play honest human factions and I've already lost multiple times to this whack-a-mole magic phase quicktime event. Do I really have to become one of you?
>>507394561>>domg veterans STILL crying and shitting their pants when their chaff stacks get wiped by oneyes im retarded and i want to throw smash big numbers at your army. :)
>>507394561>chaff stacks >>507325574I had mages, giants, and my god. I'm not mad at Phlegra anon for playing the game and kicking my ass but the game itself is kinda retarded sometimes.
>>507394582Losing is what defines an honest nation.
Dominions is fucking retarded because it started off as a LARPgame and for entirely monetary reasons got butchered and mutilated into a MP-centric wargame by its monkey creators that don't even remember how half their own systems work
>abysia stales turn 1>andramania goes AI turn 4Can we have 1 (one) /domg/ game where nobody is a faggot?
>>507396056Sorry anon, but what really killed you there is you being in the mid-game and him being in the late-game. If you two were fighting on equal research and investment that battle would have looked a lot different. Now I don't know how Ashdod plays in 6, but in 5, it was one of if not the strongest early-game rush nation in the game.
>>507396975why are there so many ai losers in /domg/
>>507396975It's a /domg/ game, at least 2 anons are busy sucking off an old man right now instead of doing their turns
wtf are these indie army sizes in mad_LAds
>>507397478It's LA so crossbows and heavy cav are common
>>507396961>illfraud>monetary reasonsI hear they are aiming for the lithuanian market next
ULMMMM DO YOUR TURN I KNOW YOURE UP
>>507398274Sorry Chuddie, I'm gonna require a 72 hour Christmas extension.
>>507398274you mad? you mad? you mad? you mad?you mad? you mad? you mad? you mad?you mad? you mad? you mad? you mad?
>>507398637>SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAPGET MAD GET MAD GET MAD
>>507396056You fought one of the best possible SC chassis fully geared and with full SC research and brought no counters. If you didn't lose in those circumstances what would be the point of SCs?Even so, there are a number of fatigue weapons that would shut it down and you can spam one of them. A half dozen giant commanders with Stars of Darkness could have ended that SC for a tiny fraction of what he cost.
How the FUCK do I expand with LA Marignon without an awake expander? And I am insistent with not using an awake because I want a few specific incarnate blesses and decent scales.
>>507401964>I am insistent with not using an awakeShit out of luck
>>507397167Tbf I don't know how to play Ashdod. Never tried them before this game.>>507400730>Ashdod>shut it downLol was this intentional?
>>507396056So, I don't want to be too harsh Ashdod. But there are some key points I want to make.1. Your Malakh in that battle actually had a black bow of botulf but wasn't set to fire. While I have a recuperation bless so I could just throw on a shroud, that will effectively reduce that SC to a heavy thug at best2. With proper tech, F random Zamzummites can do nearly everything my Tyrants can do (besides my A random's ability to magic phase into phoenix pyre), but yes you will get less of them3. In that battle you buffed primarily protection (soldiers of steel) and attack (furious warriors), when you needed to buff giant strength warriors and weapons of sharpness or steel slice warriors4. You brought out your god, completely naked. One of my recruit everywhere 160gold fluffers had significantly more gear (I needed movement items to get them in place and didn't want to lose the items)5. The only mage you put on advance and cast was your god6. Your lategame summons put my Tyrants to shame, although I do admit it can be hard for you to get there7. If you think these SCs are cancerous, there's a build for Fomoria to get 40% regen on their wightans
its a dog eat dog would out there
>>507365998>otherwise ruin his fun by making him fight AInewfag here, what does this mean?
>>507405550There's an option to become AI controlled while you're in a game, it's probably intended for emergencies when a player can't attend a game anymore due to IRL reasons, but people abuse it as a way to punish other players in case something isn't going their way.
>>507406232>goes ai for being called a child
How do you into Tien Chi?Any era
>>507406232how does this change anything? is it because AI cheats?
>>507403452>I don't want to be too harshNot at all m8, nice of you to write all that. I'm not very good at scripting even when I know my nation better but forgetting the bow was just plain retarded.
>>507403452>there's a build for Fomoria to get 40% regen on their wightansRegen/Reform bless then add a ring and the spell?
>>507396975Unstart the game and let me in for 12 players. I'm sure a lot of people want their cap circles redone again anyway.
its turn 11 in MAd_lads and i only have 6 provs........ and i charged into a throne without realizing it
>>507408167fighting the AI is really boring once you get decent at the game, and a dominions game takes a very long time and a lot of effort, so your morale really matters a lot.
>>507409348It's NEVER over. If you're making mages and haven't lost your mage corps, then it's more than possible to swing things back around.
>>507406232>>507408167I don't think we've reached the level of veterancy where a retarded AI is better than the average domg vet. Going AI is the second least punishing you can do, behind chainstaling. Anons only do it when they're having a ragie, because acting like a little bitch isn't punishable anonymously. There are many fuck you things you can do to someone beating you but you need to be playing the game to do them.
>>507408703yup, a crunbum special
>>507409516>magesWhat do I even do with these retards anyway?
>>507409672i wish i had a deathnote ai shitters would be on the top of my list https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAHNiJ9T2-M
>>507409828research until they become useful, basically. Early game you're generally killing time until you get a relatively early 'real' spell that you have your guys spam in your first war. If you're willing to share what your nation is (a fatwa upon any who abuse this information) I could give you a few early benchmarks that are p good
>>507410104I was just shitposting bro. Based that you wanted to help though.
>>507410292>What do I even do with these retards anyway?i say this unironically
I cut off the retreat so it was a full wipe, but sad I lost that much just to ensure I had insurance in case the Morrignas jobbed to golden spears again.
what turn do I want to build a fort broswhat provinces are worth building forts on? really high pop ones? thrones?
>>507410646High pop/rec, preferably surrounded with provs that don't border your cap
>>507410828>preferably surrounded with provs that don't border your capthat makes sense, so they aren't competing for resources
>>507410541wtf bros how did my blob of cool giants lose to SC trinity pretenders?illfraud needs to nerf SCs NOW
>>507410954Brought to you by construction 3.
>>507410541oh fuck fomoria coming for me next
>>507410646If you aren't building your first fort by turn two you're cooked, just go AI.
>>507400730>what would be the point of SCs?I'm glad somebody's asking this. Does anybody honestly think the game wouldn't be better without them?
>something im researching is only 1 point from being done
>>507413038heh...
>>507410541I saw you take the retreat path last turn but didn't really care. I figured you were trying to get to Ulm since you were pretty into fighting them, even after you said you were intending to surrender to me. You sent your sorceresses out alone to die the previous turns, so I kinda figured you were done. Was this all an intense machiavellian scheme to lie to me in Dominions 6 - Rise of the Pantokrator?
>>507413863The sorceresses may have been a misclick since I was going to break the siege the turn before but forgot to change them back... haha...Also, I never said I wasn't going to go down swinging. I don't recall saying I'd give up at any point, just that I favored you out of the vast list of enemies I suddenly acquired. I do prefer the idea that I was being manipulative though.
Does /domg/ celebrate Normiemas?I'll be extending the timer for all sex havers over Christmas.
>>507414491Not Catholic Christmas, no, but I hope everyone has a good time regardless
>>507415054I'll be doing my turns and I hope everyone else does too, but to avoid stales I guess it's the one time of year an extension is justified
Need a mistletoe belt item that increases seduction chances
>AI horde includes 14 Debug Senpais?????
>>507413038And let me guess, you really wish you could use it RIGHT NOW, don't you? That's the kind of thing that would never happen when something's not urgent.
>>507410541Is this fomoria guy really losing? He's been saying its over for him for a week, but he keeps posting btfos like this
>>507416762One of the first survival skills is deception, if you wanna win you gotta uwu it up
>>507416762Not pictured is my 4 remaining provinces. Like I said, there's 4 different people who've been attacking me. Between all of them, I haven't killed enough to break even.Posting wins like this might tempt others into attacking them now that they're weakened. Since everyone bordering me is already attacking, it doesn't matter if people know I'm weak. Likewise, if my enemies think I'm strong they might not commit for fear of losing more than they've gained.
>>507418096ripIt's not even worth fighting you for total war aims at that point; each party is only going to get a few provinces when it's split that many ways and you seem pretty good at the game.
Warren G's "Regulators" is the ultimate DOMG theme-song>It was a clear black night, a clear white moon >Warren G was on the streets tryin' to consume >Some skirts for the eve so I can get somefunk >Rollin' in my ride, chillin' all alone>Just hit the east side of the LBC>On a mission tryna find Mr. Warren G>Seen a car full of girls, ain't no need to tweak>All you skirts know what's up with 213>So, I hooks a left on 21 and Lewis>Some brothers shootin' dice, so I said "Let's do this!">I jumped out the ride and said "What's up?">Some brothers pulled some gats, so I said "I'm stuck!">Since these girls peepin' me I'ma glide and swerve>These hookers lookin' so hard they straight hit the curb>Onto bigger, better things than some horny tricks>I see my homie and some suckas all in his mixHAHAHA Literally me last DOMG game of Dominions 6
>>507422582pic related
autism...
i want to buy this but damn why's it $50also is 6 the one to get or not
>>507423694Why not ask Santa?
>>507423979im a bad person :(
>>507423694Do not buy blind, try it here https://cs.rin.ru/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=134416&p=3012207#p3012207If you enjoy, then buy6 is the only one with active MP
>>507364518when you put all points in rendering
>>507407582well each era is pretty different especially LA
>>507423694There's no drm, so torrent or bum a copy from a friend and play around in singleplayer first to make sure you like it
>>507426349Tell me how to get into EA, MA, and/or LA Tien Chi
>>507423694if you like it you can sink 2k hours into it, its worth the price.but yeah you can pirate it first and you can even play mp on blitzserver with a pirated copy.
>>507426790>>507426469>>507425623cheers i'll try it outso far i just autistically read the wiki
EA/MA TC have shit sacreds and access to the best awake titan expanders in the game (the hindu ones) so going for a very minimal incarnate bless gives you a very strong start at minimal cost.Your main infantry should be the glaive guys unless you're running into archerspam. MA, a strong strategy is to rely on just your crossbowmen. They have good armor and are a lot better in melee than normal archers, so you can get away with a very minimal frontline or no frontline. Then go alt and paint a shit ton of buffs on them. You get almost every path and ranged units will sit in place, so you can do low aoe buffs five times in a row very reasonably.Mid-game transition to spamming gifts from heaven with your imperial geomancers. They're one of the best mages in the game efficiency-wise, but are only really strong in communions. Late game you have access to low levels in every path and cheap communion slaves. Use crystal matrices to boost your shitters into casting high level combat magic in every path.
>>507426252Rendering is a cope for bad artists
>>507427713trvke
>>507427347Something like this would work well enough. Recruit a geomancer turn 1, then alchemize gems into pearls turn 2 so your geomancer can forge armor for your god. Fear + five attacks + fire shield will melt anything in melee. Avoid crossbow and heavy cav provinces, though.Build a few eunuchs to sit in your provinces and up the PD. That will prevent the majority of meaningful bad events that would be caused by misfortune 3. Your sacreds should be able to take care of the ones that do happen.There's probably a better titan build, but you'll expand very well with this.
>>507427347>EA/MA TC have shit sacredsWhat the fuck are you talking about?
>>507423694Unironically worth every penny.
>>507423694Just don't get it. This game needs to be gatekept. Newtrannies aren't needed or wanted.
>>507430236Man shut the fuck up oldzoomer and let newboomers enjoy themselves before I shove a whole Croatian into your nugina you fucking FREAK
>>507429573Last time I got in an argument like this, the anon kept saying uruk had peak MA infantry, so I will decline to comment.
>>507430520No, but their summoned sacreds are superb big damage, it's worth it to get magic weapons just for them.
>>507430392I was trying reverse psychology. Figured maybe he'd be moved to buy it if I appealed to his sense of spite. It's true that I hope Dominions never actually gets popular though. That would be awful.
>>507430702yes but not your recruitable sacreds.you are weak early on because of it until you have researched your summons.
>>507430908Conjuration 3 for heavenly rivers is not that far away, certainly enough to deploy in an early war.
>>507427347>EA/MA TC have shit sacreds and access to the best awake titan expanders in the game (the hindu ones)those are buddhist, not hindu
new chud nation is just sitting there in dominspector like its already out
>>507432076Its already in the game files, you just need to unlock it.
>>507432848ommmgggg no description available???? its all reused untis??? what teh FRUCK ILLFRAUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I PAY $0 FOR A PIRATED COPY FOR THIS?!=!?=!?!?!?!??!??!?!
>>507432848I staunchly believe that Illwinter will just finish up the national features, change some commander/unit names around, give them norf tenders, and then ship it as-isMAYBE we're getting a non-retarded banner but that's a big MAYBE
>>507434168least delusional sloptard
>>507434334Vanilla lost thoughbeit
>>507434453least delusional sloptard
>>507432848>not a single new unitIt's Illwintover
Hey mister obsessed, is >>507435067 also a le heckin ebil sloppa?
>>507432848>>507434168>>507434453>>507435067>>507435198samefag
sloppas arent ebil, theyre just 'tarded
>>507435293Moshi-moshi meds please!
Why is Ulms Ai tendi just standing there?
>>507435745Taking a leak
>>507435745menacingly?
>>507435924For 5 turns(months)?
>>507436005Yes!
>>507426503Don't listen to the other one>EAGet a decent bless like hard skin or fortitude because you have good berserker sacreds and heavy armor sacreds. Support them with swordmasters wearing your national armor and national sword and let them cast minor buffs and evos in front. If you don't want to just go full scales because your heavy armor and heavy chariot btfo other kinds of shit troops in the age. Later use communion spams with celestial masters and matrixes.>MAScales and spam Gifts of heaven>LADecent weapon bless or stats bless on your horses with scales. Recruit nonfort horses when possible and swarm the field.
>>507435982yea
>>507436202>Recruit nonfort horses when possible and swarm the fieldgot nerfed last patch, now its wastes, plains, farms only so forest provinces for example that had the most resources and produced the most non-fort units dont do that anymore
>>507369706I need you to know that while frogs do not secrete milk, cane toads(which the Mayans worshipped) do secrete a milky white fluid. It's bufotoxin.
LAst Pythium, I know you're like some kind of hot shot sex haver but we need you to be a turn doer.
>>507410954it is genuinely surprising to see how many /domg/ers battle reports include no mages.actually, no it isn't. half the blitz players from that game ago ran a hell bless. the idea of scripting a mage is too much for people if it isn't just (DIVINE BLESS) attack closest.
>>507437084>cane toads(which the Mayans worshipped) do secrete a milky fluidONG SO HOT OOOOOuuuHHHHHH SEXOOOOOOO oooUUUoOOUUUHHHHHH IM COOOMING GIVE ME MILK MOMMY FROGIE
>>507410954>the idea of scripting a mage is too much for people if it isn't just (DIVINE BLESS) attack closest.ook you got me, lol
>craves xibalbunny>doesn't play xibalba every gameumm??
>>507410541truely a Perioeci victory, kekeke>>507410902Use the first turn to build a magical item with your awak pretender, send a scout out to a neighboring province, and build no units. Then set the scout to begin building a fortress while you attack that province with your SC and troops. Once you take it over, you get an extra turn on your first fort's construction time.
>>507432848>Antlered Shamanwat
>>507447091them baltic crackas be wild n shit nigga
>>507447091those are sex handles
If Chudthuania doesn't have sacred snake sorceresses i'm gonna freak!!!
>no air gemswhaddefug are they even doing
>>507450693>natureslop>glamourslopEUGH
>>507447091we wuz mud huts and shit
>>507451092I like naturecheap N2 mages lets you kill powerful enemies with fatigue very early in the game.>>507411531This>Turn 1 Blind expand awake pretender >Turn 2 Expand again (Go AI if your pretender died in step 1)>Turn 3 start fort with pretender, recruit commander in this prov>Turn 4 expand again with pretender, continue fort with new commander, move cap only mage you recruited here to build lab and temple
>>507451697Those are placeholders but>recruited from fort vendunThere's a separate chud-related cap site so I guess the shaman guy is actually Ulmish
>>507452062Yep
>>507452057>(Go AI if your pretender died in step 1)*Laughs in vampire queen
>>507452772mommy :)
>one of the most population dense cities in the entire world>anons end up being alone for all major holidays
AHHHH DO YOUR TURNS NORMIE FAGS
>>507453867I'm pretending to be busy on christmas
>>507453867anon we're currently in the 72hr christmas extension followed by the 72hr newyears extension perioddid you forget?
>>507452057I do love playing the sleep cloud rouletteWill it it my unit? Will it hit his?
>>507454427but i have a game where the turn ends in 9 hours
isnt crhimsas tomorrow
>>507454829shut up bitch
>>507455054rude
I shall now perform the christmas miracle for this one anon in the thread. I shall AI and set turn to unfinished so his wish comes true!
New, year,, New, A,I,, in, that, case.
>>507454829Christmas' eve is today
Big Game extended 24 hours for Christmas. Sorry familycels but I'm sure at least one of you has loved ones.
If any of my games get extended im going AI.
MAd_lads and mad_LAds extended for Normiemas
>>507456974b-b-b-bb-basedcouldnt be my game doe because im godmin and take a strict hands-off approach
>>507456553retard>>507457306retard
in that case i will be going ai as well
This is MA Phlegra in Middle_Aged_Crisis, could I get a 24 hr extension so I can get sufficiently drunk to deal with family, then hopefully recover and finish my turn? I am in the running in that game, and am fighting off Jotunheim, Ashdod, and R'Lyeh. Thanks!
can we ban normiefags from playing /domg/ gamesthey can play with the trannies on discord
badmin fucks sake at least let the turns roll over first they're almost there
>>507457760What nation are you so we can confirm you stand by your word?
I only know when a domg veteran has gone AI because he becomes more aggressive. His scripting doesn't really change.
mad_LAds has already:>Restarted from turn 1 stale>Had everyones cap circle butchered by the restart>Had a turn 3 AI>Had a 40 hr extension on turn 4If you dont AI in that cursed ass game your doing something wrong
>>507458380the only scripting you need is>bles>bless>blesssand>thunderstrike>thunderstrike>thunderstrike
>>507458712>t.
>>507458593you forgot the most important partit doesnt have sloops
im a simple manbadmin starts handing out extensions like candy, im out
someone make a new game to make up for the 2 i just ai'd in
domiggers be like>lowest quality games around but at least I'm not a tranny or something
how about we make a game where everyone ais the moment they get attacked and another game for all the non ai chads
You know in a blitz you dont have to worry about turn extensions and its not a huge deal if someone AIs, and if the games shit its over in a day and you can start another one right away, also people in blitzes have 60% more sex than people in non-blitzesBasically, we need more blitzes
>>507461029my only experience playing in discord games was also plagued by ai shitters
>>507461523christmas blitz right now???who is up, ill hostno pussy shit doe, itll be 3 minute turns til 20 then 7 minute turns and cataclysm at turn 55
>>507462831>3 minute turns til 20 then 7 minute turnsBased as fuck I'm in
>>507462831I'm in
>>507462987ok lets see if we can get it goinghttps://beta.blitzserver.net/game/468#status
>>507461029Discord players also AI for little reason. They just post a lame excuse in the game channel when they do so that people are afraid to dispute it, or get openly mad at them. They just hold persistent grudges instead. If I have to deal with bullshit either way I'd prefer just:>In that case, I am going AI as well.
>ruseposters in a fucking /domg/ threadAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU ENIGMATIC GALE!!!!!!
>>507463561bro that was yesterday are you ok
>>507463534>They just hold persistent grudges insteadI'll never forget the south american ESL going on about how he's going to curse my family's lineage irl for attacking him
>>507463223gotta make a tendie first then joining
>>507463687time moves strangely in this realm. sometimes a period of merely 24hrs is extended through unknown forces to last several earth days.
>>507462831Christmas Blitz RIGHT NOW
so what's the difference between using this blitz server website and the in game lobby system?
https://beta.blitzserver.net/game/468#statushttps://beta.blitzserver.net/game/468#statushttps://beta.blitzserver.net/game/468#statusjoin christmas blitz
>>507463223anyone that joins please post all of your battle reportsi want to see what hellbless every player comes up with
>>507464142One has lizard porn.
>>507464178let me make my tendie
>>507464247>please post all of your battle reportsGonna be a little hard to find the time if its 3 minute turn timers
>>507463534>>507463737But it happens 1/5th as much as in domg games and frequent AIshitters get banned by any host with a backbone.>but muh grudgesMake a new account every few games and don't use a memorable writing style, you avoid both grudges and consequences for your actions.
>>507464178i have dinner around 3pm should only be about 30 minscan i still joini?
I have learned a lot about /domg/plomacy in the last week, thank you /domg/gers
>>507465141>3pmyou should specify which time zone
>>507465392midwest zone
>>507465392i can do it after easy peasygot all the time in the world after dinner
>>507202024Why does he have no fatigue debuff?20 fatigue should result in -2 def and -1 attack according to the manual
>>507466053click on attack or defense and it will break it down for you and see if that doesn't clarify things uuuu
>>507466053excerpt from manual
>>507466053normal stat
>>507466136???
>>507457306But it's turn 4 in LAds and he didn't even ask for an extension...admin are YOU the agartha keeping the game at 10/11....?
>>507466136???????????????????????????????????
>>507466453you must be suffering delusions and then somehow making your screen shot match the delusions. Illwinter could in no way have faulty or buggy programming and it is our failure to perceive their intent and will
>>507466053>>507466151>rounded downProbably means he needs 21 fatigue for it to actually proc
>>507464178>No ea c'tisWhere's blitzmin? Did something happen to blitzmin? I'm scared...
>>507466879hes probably resting from all the gay lizardman things he does (theyre cold blooded)
>>507466861:(>>507466835Delusions kowaiI'm going to report them to the authorities. I'm sure they can help me :)
>>507467617check the dicerolls, does the unit get a penalty to dicerolls? maybe thats how the penalty works.
>>507464178we need 5 at least guys, one more
>>507468112ill join after dinner :)
>>507467807Unfortunately, it hides the numbers behind the dice rolls
>>507468219Press V on the unit doing the attacking or the one being attacked for more in depth roll explanations
>>507468292It appears to be the same log
>>507468449Its a Christmas miracle!!!
>>507469478I don't think the Not-Chinese celebrate Christmas. It's probably just an Illwinter employee who turns the fatigue debuff off whenever I'm looking in order to punish me for being a naughty boy this year.
Call me when the blitz starts, my phone number is (602) BIG-FELA
>>507464178got 6, starting game, timer goes up on turn 2
Ill b in in like 10 mins
ok if people havent submitted their turn in 10 minutes from now we will have to restart
>both monkey factions show up late
>>507472916I was ironically cleaning.
>>507473290>the monkeys only clean things ironically
I was playing with my cat sorry
>>507471718EVERYONE IS HEREtimer up on turn 3
All the stars are here
>>507474057ok timer is up now
CLOCKS TICKING MARI
Failed first expansion. Going AI.
>>507474057can I get a one hour extension?really didn't think we were starting so soon
3 minutes turn timer isstressful
>>507475260>YES
>>507475260if you keep training at this level, soon you can join even more games at once!
>he went one of the hardest and most micro intensive nations in the three minute blitzheh, I know who I'm rushing
>>507475834Imagine the rape
The first neighbor who doesnt say hi to me gets rushed.
>>507476259HIIIII PLEASEEEEE
>the blitz started without me
Did I miss christmas blitz?
>>507477387Its 3 mins a turn itll be over in like an hour or twostart another one after I''ll still have time
Admin I need an extension to post funny graphs(mari losing to PD)
>>507477425yeah sorry king>>507477387sorry bro
>>507477454christmas blitzers do you want to keep it at 3 minutes per turn for the rest of the game or do you want 7 minute turns after turn 20?
>>507478024I'm more keen on a fast game before I have to go do Christmas shit.
>>5074780247!!!
>>507478024lower it to 2
>>507478302yeah i also want it to be kinda quick so lets stick to 3
>>507478305batussy bros we're so back
>>507478302Unironically >>507478545
ohhh nooooooooo
>>507479374bro...
>>507479374Get ready to be gaped by trolls
>>507479374TROLL TIDE
>>507479374did you take misfortune?
>>507479374I have vampires and a divine mummy event so far..
>>507479374misfortune 3 niggas be like "i got fortune teller it's alright"
>>507479374do people really waste money into PD?smhmh
>>507479941it's only good against AI and to buff out your chaff shield
>>507479374>brown clovers are free money
>>507479941I heard 6 PD prevents some bad events
>>507480604If your PD is 1 and you have a tiny bit of unrest, 5-10 villains show up to take over your province. I've had this happen multiple times when I forget to increase the PD a bit.
Atlantis, I'm removing the 48h extension on this turn since it's turn 4, you were in there, and everyone is submitted. So if you have any final adjustments to your turn then do them.
>Therodos wonI didnt even see the notifications he was claiming thrones
gg>>507482115i claimed 2 thrones this turn and 1 throne last turn
Yeah I had an army next to one of his thrones but his entire army and God was there. Sort of a sad game.
It was one of the blitzes of all timeGlad we got a big fight before it ended Mari
GG everyone, well played Therodos, was fun to spar with you Marverni. A shame we didn't team up to put everyone else to experience Death Explosion. I attribute a lot of my success to Luck giving me gold to dump on PD that you ran into, and also my exploding guys could fly
>>507482413The PD dump was brutal, and my far more ridiculous 2k gold one sorta-almost worked! Fun game and it was nice throwing meme pigs at you.
>>507482368I played that so badly.... Three hour turns slaughtered meI actually think you could have turned that around instead of just sitting in your cap if you had spammed bodyguard sacreds + body ethereal, but that's way too intensive for three minute turns
>>507482917>Three hour turns slaughtered meyeah i can imagine. the nation i play i played for like 300 hours straight so its second nature to me and i know what to do all the time so its only thinking about where to put my armies.
christmas blitz 2.0?
>>507482917>bodyguard sacreds + body etherealYeah I went in without more thought than rushing thaum 5 for SS, 3 mins is tight to think of counter strats on the fly
As for the (((extensions))) in general, I knew they would be unpopular among a percentage of players, but please understand I am only doing them to prevent unnecessary stales from people who are tied up with family.Don't fear anons, I won't be extending games willey nilley, but you have to understand that Christmas is a time where some people are likely to be tied up, especially when you have 11-16 separate people involved.I, for one, will be doing my turns as soon as they come in as always.I strive only to maintain the player retention of the games so we can have some good, memorable games not plagued by stales and AI.
>>507483723ok no one asked for an extension though you just did itstill going ai in your games
>another one of my neighbors went AI in big gameI'm so tired lads....
>>507482115Therodos keeps winning gameswhy is Therodos so overpowered?how do we nerf Therodos? Sloops, work on it.
>>507483992>batter a guy in a big toy fight once>goes ai instantlyI think I'll quit soon too.
>>507483992I only have 1 AI neighbour in that game. I think you're just a terrible neighbour anon, we all like each other even as I backstab one of them next turn.
>>507484228>Water nationTheres the problem>Was the only water nation in the gameOh yeah, Im seeing itSloops needs to make all units amphibious so landGODS can step on the stupid fish that think they're safe in their water
>>507483336I'm in
>>507484228Did he fight anyone or just PvE the thrones?
>>507452062I think the shaman guy is a fairy desu
>>507482632>The PD dump was brutal, and my far more ridiculous 2k gold one sorta-almost worked!It did in the sense that it destroyed all of my combat units, but EA Xibalba when it is all set up can just throw hundreds of skeletons out. Many many big battles they win end up with mostly just the spellcasters surviving, at least the way that I play them (throwing the sacreds and accompanying units to hold and attack rear, putting the scropions up front to time up with the attack rear bats, and having a big fat sacred stack in the back primed to spem HoS)
>>507484604*big fat blood communion stack
>>507484383https://beta.blitzserver.net/game/469#statusI'll start if we can get five or so.
>>507483723Just do it if someone asks for it instead of when it's unwanted on fucking turn 4/11, when turns take literally 3 minutes.Life happens, but these extensions are just silly
>>507484848Is this one 3 minute turns too or a bit longer?
>>507485102Dunno. I usually run 5 minute timers in the early game and crank it up if necessary.
>>507483991If that's actually true then it was probably only a matter of time anyways, anon-sama
>>507483723NOOOO LOVING YOUR FAMILY IS FOR NIGGERS AND TRANNIES I'M GOING AI
>>507483992half the players are AIit's bleakI don't see myself winning this game since I don't have the insane scaling to compete with LA Ctis or thugs like Yomi
>>507485325If it makes you feel better I'll probably quit soon.-LA C'tis
>>507484848Give me an hour and a half to shower and eat then Im in
even if arr my neighbors AI in big game, victory wirr be gruerring, for I rack the paths and gramour gems for hory boosters and I cannot summon hory mackerer from the water untir the sea is unfrozen
>>507485102It's cool that things moved fast but 3 was kinda uncomfy. I felt like I had time no time to copy/paste the same script well, let alone position dudes. 3 would be cool for the first dozen turns or so but let's move to 5 after.
>>507486015TENNO HEIKA BANZAI
>>507485498You're making it worse anon, I already have two AI caps... I need to lose against someone!
>>507485498Well you're not a direct neighbor but there's only MA C'tis between us (who just went AI) so I'll count that as another neighbor AI
>>507484848im in!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMZ3NPVeApc
>>507486386I feel my eyes glaze over whenever I open up my turn.I'm at 97 wyrms per turn. Another hellwar with Yomi might be cool, but it's also a bit exhausting without too much fun in the long run.
>>507483991>in that case, I'm going AI
im going ai out of protest
turn 5 of mad LAds and we already have 2 AIs
>>507487659blame badmin
>>507486065>It's cool that things moved fast but 3 was kinda uncomfyI agree. Can we have 3 min turns for the first like 10 turns and then move on to longer turns as the blitz goes on
>>507487312burden of time (irl)
>>507487659I was set to AI too until the admin removed the extension
>>507487312This is the path you chose. ANd one of the funniest parts of Dominions, to win you have to put in even more attention and time than you have to gain the mastery, its just that way, but it feels so good to win
IM GOING AI IN REAL LIFE GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY ELSE
>>507487312This is why I love playing Sceleria but also absolutely avoid ever playing Sceleria.
>>507490802>going ai instead of doing something great
>>507490741I chose it mostly to deprive someone with more powerful autism from the pleasure. I've won as more fun nations, anyways. There's only so many wyrms and banefire one man can tolerate in a PvE game.
Might start soon.
heh. prepare to miss the domg christmas blitz TWICE, sorry... kid...
>>507491552dont worry i got into this one(im the only person that matters) :)
>>507491326So please move from Ukraine ok I can send an email to America to help you server manage at a taco bell or del taco, pretty much any of the taco food chains..I have a lot of connections you see
StartedYou have five minutes to bitch about the settings.
>>507491809Oh I didn't submit my tendie. Restarting.
>>507491809I'm playing EA Xibalba and did not start in a cave, this post is reserved for if I lose so I can blame it on this, but if I win, you must delete thie post by honor and law
>>507491952>
ERMORWE STARTEDYOU CAN'T CAST BURDEN OF TIME ITS ONLY TURN 1
>First turn of recruits and prophetizing didnt go through because of restartIn that case I will be going AI
>>507492340Oh sorry. How bad is it? Do you need me to restart?
>>507492340Same.Going AI.
so advanced is my strategy that i have taken merely 1 brown clover so as not to get trolled again.
>>507492425>Do you need me to restart?Pretty please <3
WOOOOOOOO I LOVE WAR
I am such a /domg/ veteran that I psychically sense that I will win this and am therefore going AI
>>507492521Okay restarted.Please make sure you disconnect and reconnect before you take your first turn.
>>507492604wait i have to disconnect and reconnect?is it over for me?
>>507492715Do that before you take your first turn or your client might be using the "old" game.
>>507487961It's okay anon, if you're the same Baron Ungern as in vehicuLAr then there isn't much difference between you and an AI anyways.I expect you'll rage quit that game soon too as I can tell you're about to get three wayed.
>>507492965vggghh just like the real-life Ungern
You might have to reconnect.
>>507487659I told him we should unstart the game and let me in. I never go AI, I just stop playing and take 10 seconds to press End Turn once a day.
>>507493273>stop playing and take 10 seconds to press End Turn once a daythis isnt much better you know.....
>C'tis taking more then 5 secs to do a turnim going ai
Blitz has bad vibes. Going AI.
>>507493767its always the vibesbaka
>Capitals already touching tipsThis blitz is off to a start
>>507493403You're right, but no one realises that until they're deep in your territory and see that they're actually not facing any resistance, In a way it's a more insidious form of punishment because they won't know they're putting in way more effort in their turns than they need to.
>Seven provinces and I'm already out of indiesWhat the FUCK expand the other way
>>507494305no you :)
>>507494305Literally me.This maps kind of small
Merry Christmas /domg/
Quick question whats a berkhyde and can like 7 tower knights probably beat 80 of them?
Blitzmin...
>>507495005Uhhh checking
>Too much fun detected>Blitzserver emergency shutdown activate
>Gee anon, TWO blitzes!?
HE HAS A WAGE OF ZERO AND HE STILL FUCKS HIS JOB UPWHAT ARE WE PAYING THIS GUY FOR?
>>507495131You can reconnect.Net failed over to the backup again.
>>507493962Why don't you just Gorrilla Warfare them instead with spies and stealthy units?
fomoria that wasnt very nicet. bone man
>>507495360It's my god given right to attack Ermor on sight.
MUSPELHEEEIIIM
>>507495424Based as fuck.
>>507495424i wanna play the game tho :(
>>507495553offer your neighbors blowjobs if they help save you
Msupelheim please..
>>507495662idk manmy blowjobs would be pretty bony if you know what im saying :)
>>507495553It just so happens that playing the game requires surviving me.
Musphelheim let me refine my strategy sooo much <3
>>507494747Ok I figured out what a behrkyde was and it turns out 7 tower knights can beat 80 of them
>Reanimator.You might be alright in my books after all.
For reasons unknown, I will be pulling back.
>>507496256kek
>>507496040Fomoria in the blitz I only took that one spot to take over my cap circle, sorry but it was necessary
sorry fellas, pc got fucky and had to be restarted.t. muspel
my dommy mommy is here :)
if you play dominions in china is the death magic icon bread?
>>507494609n-no you...
>>507497014mines still sleeping :(
ermor stop I want some too!!
>>507497371It's just Mao giving you the death glare cause Maoism is the real life equivalent of death magic
Ermor, same thing I said with Atlantis in LA.Everyone has submitted already, you've already been in your turn, so if you have any finalization please do them, rolling back the extension.
Ermor you bone head
>>507498225there's alot of thinking going on right now
I like rape
>>507498509holy based
>>507498509Me too
my army is a big number so i know im going to win
>>507498509What a coincidence.... me too!!!
Welp I've scripted>Communion slaveand>Communion master, Gifts from heaven, Gifts from heaven, Gifts from heaven, Gifts from heaven, cast spellsI think that's about all the thinking I'm up for this game
>>507498921what research order can i use to ensure a giant dominions bat daddy wears me like a slutty living condom?
Rape is uh, bad!
>>507499339wtf how could you say that?
>>507499339nu uhRape GOOD!
>>507499082Probably gonna want to dip into Alteration 1 for Skeletal Body, then Conj 3 for Power of the Spheres, and finally dump everything else into Construction.
>>507499339I sincerely disagreehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEUn6aPXCe4
I had a hunch that a /hgg2d/ coomer made his residence here, raised to completely waste his time on hentai games, now he wastes it on the next worst thing besides gacha.
>>507499791
>>507499678>Not liquid bodyNGMI
>>507499339Rape is actually cool and good and its not even rape if they like it
>Liggers 5~ turns after saying that they wont take your capital if you surrenderWe're both going down.
guys can we extend thats turns :(
>>507500143that's me and I do that
Well my final God Queen died to skeletons. Gotta go for Christmas dinner unfortunately as well.Peace and love.
>>507500684Just stop thinking
>>507500684no
blitz break plz senpi
>>507500614I NEED MORE LAMMASHTAS>>507500983I'll set a temporary 15 minute timer on the next turn
>>507501069>I'll set a temporary 15 minute timer on the next turnIn that case I will be going to the bathroom
Don't you guys have families?
>>507500169Leaf!
>>507501162grandma went to bed dude
>>507501162
>DefeatedI have killed myself, making me the victor.
>>507501464kek
>>507501464K E K
>>507501461I LOVE YOU PRICKETT
>Forgot that sloop made the research boosters const3 instead of const5Fug. I could have had tarts by now.
>>507501464what happened here?did the sauros all get creeped out from the mass suicide and route?
>>507501836Scripted to summon lammashtas x3 retreatIt aint honest work, but its much.
I think formoria forgot to go AI>>507500860
I think fomo is gomo >>507500860
>>507502262Oh. Setting him AI then.
(re)death to all bones!
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>>507502572im dumb and dont know how to counter you :(
>>507502701Stop moving around you rat
Hello I would like to inform all fellow blitzers that I have made a plate of flapjacks. (With a cup of milk)
Fomoria more like Nomoria
>>507502743If indies can beat him, you can beat him
I don't mean to alarm anyone.But muspel has 2/3 thrones.
>>507502262I swear I did it properly. I blame everyone but myself.
>>507503681might be time to disable throne victories boys
>>507503681B-but my hellwar
i need more time....
>>507504248TOO BAD SO SAD
>>507504248I got no timeI got no time to liveI got no time to liveAnd I can't say goodbyeAnd I'm regretting having memoriesOf my friends who they used to beBeside me before they left me to die
>Its overThis tragedy could have been avoided
Its ogre81/6 seems like it should have come to about the right provinces if a tiny bit tight, but I think the throne placement was a bit wonky.
>>507504614Congrats Musphelheim! Well played, well played. HOWEVER, ...
WTF NO I NEED MORE TURNS
now it is time for muspelmas. it was fun facing down ermor's skelly horde. gg fellas.
>>507504614Oops I mean cap placement not throne placement. The xib, man, and ctis caps seem very close together compared to ermor, femoria, and muspel.
Maybe if SOMEONE didnt rape my first fort province, obliging me to hellwar them, I could be shitting meteors on giants heads right now, however...
>>507504614>>507504845its rigged
>>507504874I have no idea what you were even doing over here. You had a silly little danzig corridor sandwiched between me and fomoria t.ctis.I was hoping I could just take that so I could get rid of the border gore and go fight someone else, but to be honest, I didn't fancy my chances fighting muspel before my banners of drain life could come out anyway; and I knew that most of my kit would work a lot better against you than any of my other neighbors.Research was absolutely cooked, though. I was hoping one really hard hit with lammashtas would dissuade you but the horror mark targeting never really worked in my favor. I think they changed it between dom5 and 6. Once upon a time you could rely on it targeting high HP units first instead of just whatever is closest; since there's no accuracy or range penalties.
wtf i didnt even know that Xibalba and C'tis were dead
>>507505151Rather than "dead" it was more "limping along after an abysmal expansion phase"
I won because i have the biggest army size(this is the only thing that matters)
I am happy to announce I am through my mild fever. Also I am through my 3 day ban.>>507458712throw in some personal mistform and we cool>>507459237You are mean Ry'Leh... but I am quite happy high level cope, I learned two or three things
>>507502743I think you would have needed some way to drain their stam, give them injuries with anti-thug items or cursing them (no recuperation), and hit them with stuff like soul slay.
There is no however haha well done GG everyone
>>507505150>get rid of the border goreEverywhere was border gore for me that game, I had the thin little slit in your and Formorias direction, Xibalbas cap circle and mine rubbing together to the west, and a little 2 province slit north until I met Ermor (with my west being coast)I did have a good time just marching a couple mindless GfH stacks around thoughGG
third blitz?
i wish I could talk to that game's fomoria person. Running Morrignas and killing things... wow
>>507505657Those were super cool and I only ended up taking them out by throwing a bunch of my best at them and hoping for 1 at a time to die, and eventually it worked
THREE blitzes?! Just before Christmas? well ok but im shifting gears
>haven't really looked at Muspel before, they just looked like Niefel, but fire>see descriptionIs this a typo/bug? When you select them it also sets the cold scale to +2
>>507506701Cold Limit +1 means that you can by default set them to be 1 Cold lower than the normal allowable amount. Yeah they have a theme going on with fire and ice they are preeetty cool..Or should I say .. Hot..?
>>507506701what's hard to understand? their income gets raped and your sacreds are weaker at home no matter what you do with your temp scales, it's the price they pay for being hellbless giants
>>507506701Their race is normal Jotuns but their capital is fire giant city, so they have a ton of natural heat scales in their capital while their population prefers cold.
>>507508275Yeah. Some nations have units that you can only recruit when it is cold or hot, and sometimes in the same nation too
your mom can only be recruited in nations with heat 3 (because im very hot) (im fucking your mom)
>>507509427>im fucking your momnuh uh i am
>>507507512you mean one cold HIGHER
>>507505439holy shit, what a chadly formoria
>>507509427>>507509553But I just fucked her! That insatiable whore!
>>507321540loli zotz angry at loli muuch
>>507500143I learned japanese and played through black souls 1+2 in the original language with all the porn turned off.
>>507505439>>507510525Fomorian DruidsEvo Spam with Far Caster & penetration blessSimple as
>>507510930>porn turned off.you didnt play black sovl
>>507510930>I skipped all the cut scenes
>>507510930what about red hood
>>507321540One drawing of Van and Chude girls getting groped by Bogarusian and Ulmish men, please
>>507321540a single elf getting fucked by bakemono goblins
>>507321540A morgen getting spanked by a chud while a merrow watches and cries
>>507511317>>507321540Vanheim going AI on Big.
>>507511763THISHISTBQHBQHFAAAAMAAAAM
>>507511317>>507321540One drawing of van bishounen stealing away ulmite women when their undefended provinces get elf'd (they fell for the ol' illusory army trick)
>>507511763this but the chud needs the default chudface while his bear friend who's watching needs the chud smirk and the merrow needs green stink lines and flies buzzing around her
>>507401964use assassins
>>507512757ah, no, smirking chudbear is standing behind the stinky merrow, holding her there with his paws and making her watchyes, yes, I can see the masterpiece in my mind's eye already
I casted this spell in MArco and I have sincerely no idea what is it good for. Inmobile inept researcher with two misc slots... really I have used it for nothing for ten turns, with a water bracelet I can cast contact naiad which is ten times better
>>507515572I only really see it being useful sticking it in forts for defensive purposes, which as a concept, isn't as useful as a naiad anyways. Innate spellcaster, and that much HP means it's good in combat, but it's a literal tree, who gives a fuck?
>>507515572tree :)
>>507515572i see a guy fucking another gay in the pixel artis it just me that sees that?
>>507516650I see a humanoid figure humping the tree trunk but I do see another torso and the arms in front that may hint to some backshot action
>>507516748holy SHIT IM GOING TO COOOM
>>507464142You can say nigger on blitzserver.
>>507515572wtf i see gay sex too, what did illwinter mean by this
How do I use Vampire Lords? Do I need to kit them with stuff before sending them out? If so what kind of stuff? Yeah it depends, but I don't even know what to use them for except for non-stop raiding
>>507515572niche use as a static defense(it pretty much sucks)
>>507515572
I CAST RETROGRADE EJACULATION
I was Lanka in "No Discord" sorry about the AFK but I was sick
>>507529930how does being sick stop you from playing your turnsdo you have cancer or aids or something?
>>507530001On top of the nausea preventing me from sitting down my vision was literally too blurry to read anythingNot like I was just coughing
>>507530001Some people actually suffer a lot from day-to-day life alone, so just getting sick is enough to get in the way
>>507530357oh ok understandable have a good night :)
>>507501367I hate this!
>>507531519why dont you love me anon :(
What will Illwinter Santa bring us tonight
>>507532352Illwinter is Swedish and Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.
>>507533579God jul to you too habibi
>Swedish Christmas>Get a cousin wife and a high interest loan
>>507512308>>507321540One drawing of van bishounen stealing away ulmite women only for the ulmite man to come back and decide that if the man that stole his woman is his woman then his woman is still his woman
>>507532352La MachakaLA OceaniaLA Oman
>>507544478>La MachakaHoly mother of based. What would this look like?
>>507321540Can you draw, an anon ascending with the panko, by clicking the magical, become computer controlled button, leaving the invading forces, of his """ally""", unable to touch him, any more?Make the AInon, serene and no longer butthurt, as he ascends in peace.
>>507545013we wuz pankoman and sheeit
>>507545013Spider never saw the hidden threat, the pygmy Mouse Clan. All of Machaka kneels to the short kings now
>>507493962>he doesn't recruit scouts
>>507545013LA Machaka, Bane Queens. The Lion Queens' line return via Berytos -> Phaeacia as consorts of the new god after the Phaeacian princesses discover their ancient bloody birthright. Size 4 sorceresses in black plate and bane blades, teaching advanced naval tactics and recreating the old schism against spider clan. Lion clan gets elite plate infantry, spider clan stays spear chucker slaves. Blood, death, fire, obviously.
>>507545013Like Lanka but for spider human hybrid melee summons. And some mage summons too, would be cool to summon literal spiders that have magic paths.
>>507545013Vandal conquest of Roman Africa. The van's hostile invasion eliminates the clan system and introduces civilization through a significant influx of Ulmite refugees.
>>507315390>>507441694Sorry friends, turn done now
>>507545013Machakans we wuzing as EA C'tis
>>507550039ok but what if they get a spell that activates their pyramid ships (forts) and moves them to another location along with all of the commanders and troops in the province
>>507546526What the fuck are colossi anyway? Why aren't they their own faction?
>>507551586Aren't they just like in between humans and giants or something? I don't really know.
>>507551586Lion Kings/Queens
>>507547853Based. Just waiting on Mari now.
>>507551994But also Phaecian warriors..
>>507547853I also play LA Pythium and I also have sex. I bet we could be bros IRL.
tits out for phaeacia
>>507551586They are their own faction, in Phaeacia. EA Machaka's Lion Queens fucked off to Berytos after the Spider Clan started killing them off. Berytos Brides-In-Waiting then fucked off to Phaeacia after the Giant Man Eating Jews started actually waking up and expecting their brides to put out.
>>507552738>Berytos Brides-In-Waiting then fucked off to Phaeacia after the Giant Man Eating Jews started actually waking up and expecting their brides to put out.?
>>507515572Nature static defensePairs up well with this
>>507553690If this anon doesn't read the descriptions on the units, I'm going AI
>>507553690What's the trouble, my dear boy?
>>507555269stop talking like that
>>507555295Shan't.
>>507555295
>>507555376Curse you Thomas Wake.
>>507553949I also saw this spell & unit and it sucks as well... sloops, onegai
>>507515572The inept researcher makes it so useless my God... for 25 gems?
>>5075580925 pearls for a holy 2 immobile that can preach forever is weak to you?
>>507558092Someone has never gotten to the endgame where a blood nation is trying to win via blood saccing. Hint, for nations that only have H1 recruitables, this is a godsend. Sometimes you aren't next to the person blood saccing, thus cannot take down their temples, so this becomes the only way to survive.
So I kind of understand how to blood economy. 6 bloodhunters on 12000~ province and loads of cheap or 0 gold patrollers. But what do you summon once you get that blood economy going? I have never been able to get past that first step because chuds always ruin my attempts to set it up.
>>507552424I'm not sure I can call what I'm doing "playing LA Pythium", but I'm sure we'd definitely be bros
>>507562231How early can you get the domkill blood sacrifice engine going? And which nation is the best at doing this?
>>507562640Soul Contracts are a good choice.Storm Demons are excellent if you can get them.Fiends of Darkness are excellent if you have stealthy commanders who can lead them and/or Darkness casters.Lifelong Protection.All the Unique Demon Summons like Ice Devils, Arch Devils, Heliophagi...
>>507562640>>507563567Soul contracts are only good if you haven't put any research into blood, they're rather inefficient otherwise.Storm Demons and Demon Knights are both good summons, devils and frost fiends are also decent enough, even fiery imps and bone fiends can be useful early on. The spell that summons one of each demon is also good IIRC.
>>507555553Shame about her canto.
>>507558092I love that little cocksucker just as he is, THOUGH. Put a couple in a fort near a dompushing neighbor and you get a friendly dominion strongpoint instead of a flood of enemy dominion. And if you're under siege, you can summon a bunch and have them spam banishments or holy word.t. Sloop
>>507564357Oh yeah, and if you have to recall your god you have a bunch of H2s with nothing better to do sitting around that you didn't have to build temples or spend fort turns for.
Merry Christmas now do your turns
>>507562231I want to see a blitz actually end in a non-throne victory. Conquest or dom killFeels like its just "Retards fight while one unmolested guy claims a few thrones and wins on turn 25"
>>507565356I've already played that, everyone went AI because the game already went on for 5 hours while retards were attacking Ermor and losing the whole game.
>>507562231>>507561432>>507564357>>507564510I understand, thanks for telling me, it makes sense. Preaching up to dom 5 with those babies is big... I didn't see it that way. I don't see call god as a reason to use it by itself, but rather a nice add on to the other big use these statues have. Fuck the tree tho, no wonder the sprite has a dude humping the tree trunk, it's fucking itself already
>>507565974This is why we must establish the Dominions 6 No Quitters group!The Civ 5 NQ group does 8hr+ matches like they're nothing, but people playing Dominions get tired after just a couple hours? C'mon.
>>507555553>>507564240Die, gacha niggers
>>507566596>Civ5 = Dominions with 5 minute turnsIf you want to play the garbage blitz I played, sure go ahead. 10 Thrones, 2 Thrones underwater, have to claim 8 Thrones to win. No Cataclysm. Have fun!
enough, is enough. because of badmin, I have gone AI, in all my games. Thanks, badmin!Thanks, for nothing....
Some admins on Discord have paused games to January the 1st so people can enjoy their holidays and not have to worry about their turns, can we do the same?
>>507574235sending my AI energies to d*scord
>>507566596>The Civ 5 NQ groupWho are these people and what the fuck is NQ? Civ 5 best Civ.
>>507575525NQ = No Quit
>>507575890What happens if you quit?
>>507576046idk they probably don't let you join again
>>507576046you go AI
>>507576046You quit in the gameYou quit in real life
>>507576746I've wanted to quit IRL for years but I can't bring myself to do pull the trigger so I just continue to suffer.
can you not turn water provinces completely off?even with only land nations like half my map is water
fatige anon, I also don't know what the fuck is wrong with fatige. My tendie does not get penalties.
>>507574235>said holidays and not Christmasthere will be no extension you godless faggot, you can find five minutes a day to do a turn ffs
So even pretenders can get soul slay huh....
>>507585616pretty sure anything but the mindless statues can be soul slayed
>>507585616sure but a lot of them have high enough MR that even a single MR adding item makes them immune outside of obscenely bad luck.18 base + 4 amulet + 4 mr spell for 26.a good commander with s3 would need multiple 6s and for you to roll multiple 1st11 vs 26
>>507586195there's still a 1% chance, just have to have a couple dozen dudes casting soul slay with some pen items
>>507586195oh yes indeed look at this shit. My astrologer has a spell focus and a meteoric iron coin nothing else.
Any new games being set up?
Sorry for letting the turn rEAlly_fun_game sit on unfinished guys. I rolled the turn over to do a double but got incredibly drunk for christmas and forgot to come back and complete it.
rEAlly caelum... what gems did you want?
>>507589489NORMIE FAG GET OUTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>507590309they free, just stay out of my way please :)
>>507591625>nation with flyers>clearly plotting something diabolicalnever a good sign