Christmas eve edition>Season 14 Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-NNPY96fIU>Winter Wonderland Brings More Holiday Cheer!https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24167572/winter-wonderland-brings-more-holiday-cheer/>Director’s Take: Happy Holidayshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24167123/director-s-take-happy-holidays/>6v6 playtests in Season 14https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24151413/>Latest patch noteshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/>Comics, short stories and musicoverwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/media/Schedule>Dec 10 - Season 14 (incl. New tank, 6v6 playtests, Venture skins)>Dec 17 - Avatar: The Last Airbender collab>Overwatch Wikioverwatch.gamepedia.com/>Overwatch dev trackerdevtrackers.gg/overwatch>Overwatch Esportsliquipedia.net/overwatch/Main_Page>Mercy spam filterlisthttps://pastebin.com/vB5D1i4X Previous thread: >>507201285
first for the kirikofriend
Rivals... won.......
merry christmas /owg/heads
Merry Christmas, happy holidays anons!
it ain't christmas yet you dinguses
>>507406057I'm having fun playing 6v6, why would I care about a disney third person brawler
>>507405629Kirikofriend
I think one of the biggest issues of console OW, aside from sensitivity issues, is that you can't assign everything to their own buttons.
>>507406541Some countries like mine for example (central evropa) celebrate Christmas on the 24th Merry Christmas, /owege/!
>>507407209kirikofriend
>>507408203
>Christmas wind warning and lashing rainSanta better have good instrument flying skills
>>507409653Santa isn't real!
>>507407653there are ways
I love playing with a ball and winston who dive together one time at the beginning of the game and stagger perpetually for the rest and then the ball player cries about heals in all chat at the endbehead ball players
>>507410652>behead ball playersTrue but your fault for playing the meme mode for tankbabies
>>507409048
>>507408121This is why Central Europeans have rightfully been considered barbarians for most of history.
>>507410720what do you celebrate on Christmas eve?
>>507410925the birth of Jesus retard
>>507411046incorrect. Let's assume you weren't; where in the Bible does it mention the day Jesus was born? I'll wait. When you're done moping go look up who Tammuz was and when he was born.
>>507410707
>>50741092524th is Christmas Eve(ning). Christmas Day is 25th when we open presents
>>507410720That's a little rude, but Merry Christmas to you too anyway:3 >>507410925>>507411353Christmas eve is the 23rd for us, we celebrate and eat and stuff on the 24th and open presents in the evening of 24th as well.Fun fact, we don't have Santa bringing us presents, it's baby Jesus :3
spic
spicy
>>50741135317th is when the rich people start having their orgies. that goes on till the 23rd or 24th, depending on time zones. the 24th is for resting/preparations and the 25th is for giving children as gifts to nimrod. peasants got the exoteric version, giving gifts and dancing around the nimrod tree while they wear Phrygian caps.>>507411561same.
>>507411561>>507411846savages, savages...
>>507411325
>>507412273
celebrating jesus's birthday on the 24th is no more syncretic or extra-canonical than celebrating Mary as a saint
>>507412365
>>507413363How come you keep doing this?
>>507412954yes
How does hog make space? Mine just sat behind the choke throwing hooks into the enemy shield. Does the burden of creating an opening just fall onto the dps?
>>507413136
>>507413960
>>507414010
>>507414554
>>507413959in 6v6 he flanks in 5v5 he hogs(hehe) corners and fishes for lucky hooks
>>507414634
>>507414727
>>507414768
>>507414890me when the kirikofriend
>>507415065
>>507415274
>>507414678So if he never gets lucky because the enemy tank just shields him he is useless?
>>507415319
>>507406057yeah they won the shittiest game award
>>507415564
>>507406057a chocolate medla
>>507415726I LOVE YOU
>>507415435pretty much, no hooks = no value
The
>>507415839I LOVE YOU TOO
>>507415991
>>507415974sleighing hana
>>507416196good night
>>507416374Good night..
>>507416239
>>507416476
>>507416571Sleep well
>>507416635you too
>its cassidy
Cole Cassidy Cole Cassidy Cole Cassidy
>>507419371you called?
post bratty kiris pls
>>507405618
waifu
>post bratty kiris pls
Does or doesnt Maug counter Hazard?People say he does but he seems to easily out-DPS the dakka with his shotgun
>>507422878I know that people pick and counterpick tanks against each other, but as a tank main, let me say it's not the tank's job to butt heads with the enemy tank.
>>507423084it literally is. shut up and take care of the enemy tank or no heals for you, t*nkoid!
>>507423084But I can't hit any other targets, its too hard
>>507423316typical brainlet support thinking. then when I play support I'm better than you. Because I know how other roles think and what they do.
Can someone explain me why the brazilian monkey is mad?
>Leave a quick play game>Immediately receive a warningThe playerbase must have shrunk more than their dicks.
>>507424734Probably because he lives in brazil
Can we try PC with console-level aim assistI want to see the game when everyone can just hit their targets reliably but people can still spin about on a dime
>>507420304Merry Christmas sweetie!I love you!
>>507427870>Merry Christmas sweetie!Hey love, Merry Christmas lovey.>I love you!I love you more! Hope your day is good today, we game later :3 I missed you!
>>507416787Bestie
>>507424586>words words wordstankoid cope is delicious. you lost. BIGLY!
>page 10blizzard needs to invest in a 3rd bumpertranny duo
>>507426113why
Xmaswatch...>>>/aco/8655694>>>/aco/8655695
>>507440476>3d modelers in charge of figuring out where the vagina is
>>507440476>no gock on Widowdropped. inaccurate
>>507440869Are 37 year old hons still using that cringe word?
Merry Christmas!
Need this
>6v6 tanking still sucks>that's just because people have to relearn how to play 6v6>it will be glorious trust meWhen will the cope end?
Piss
>>507444051Illari's and Juno's urine has healing properties.
If evens, every one in this thread will get a latina Sombra gf in 2025. Of odds, you will turn into Roadhog in 2025.
>>507444401But I'm already Roadhog!
>>507444350*opens mouth*
>>507444492Get in line buddy, tanks take priority.
Why does everyone hate Junkrat but tolerates Roadhog? They are partners in crime.
>>507444790Roadhog is a criminal out of necessity but Junkrat is unhinged.
>>507444489Mercy gf soon then
>>507444862He could just become JQ's bodyguard or something. She doesn't hate him.
I played Marvel Rivals and I didn't like it.......Capeshit bros??
>>507444790Because Junk is on the spectrum while also being mildly crazy on top of it. He's a fucking criminal mastermind genius, probably one of the best in the world, but his social skills are right down the shitter because of the tism. You'll notice that JR is only ever polite and respectful towards literally everyone, but is met with nothing but distaste because he's "annoying". Hog was hired by junk as his bodyguard originally, sure. But he did stick around afterwards because not only was Junk fucking brilliant and knew how to get him rich, but Junk was actually a really nice, albeit extremely awkward, guy with abandonment issues who was never given a real chance at normalcy.
>>507446579I am recommending it to friends. As a gateway drug to ultimately get them to play Overwatch with me.
>>507446772>Junk was actually a really nice, albeit extremely awkward, guy with abandonment issues who was never given a real chance at normalcyThat interaction with Ana is so weird.>asks her for guidance>no way fuck offMeanwhile Ana with Hanzo:>oh you tried to kill your own brother and left him mutilated?>poor you, you have to forgive yourself
bioHAZARD skin when?
>>507446579It would be dead by now if it was original characters, not an already established mega brand.
>>507447390And Mercy is a straight up bitch to him whenever he asks for medical help, too. Seemingly for no real reason.
>>507448164After this they will be tasting each other's marshmallows.
>>507447968He's just designed to be an annoying cartoon character.
Que onda
>>507449486Amelie Honda
>>507449571>>507449486Are these Talon interrogation techniques?
>>507449021Literally none of his voice lines, interactions, comics, shorts, etc. ever show him as being that annoying, though. He's polite, but just fucking awkward due to tism and doesn't know how to properly interact with anyone other than Hog, who just lets him ramble. Junk only ever wants to fit in and make friends, and every single character shuns him for no reason. I feel like this is more of a situation where Cho had some scribbled notes about how everyone is rude to junk for reasons yet to be revealed via some other lore dump, but then never had any ideas written and quit before getting to anything. So now everyone else at blizz just runs with, "But everyone hates junkrat because his original lore scribble says so!" without ever questioning why. And that leads to shit like the most recent comic, where the community sees JQ, Hog, Ball, and JR at the beach and then screeches, "BUT THEY HATE EACH OTHER, REEEEEEEEE" Even though Queenie was only pissed off that he attempted to rob her, and doesn't actually hate him. Having him listed as "Kill on entry" yet only banishing him to the small settlement outside of town? She clearly doesn't hate him. Or hog. And, by blizz's own shorts admissions, would dissolve the dispute if he just paid her off without any bullshit. JR is just a victim of incompetent and inconsistent lore.
>can only play Illari because that's the only Christmas skin I have
>>507447968Mercy is a fake bitch with a saviour complex. She portrays herself as an angel ffs.
>>507430449bestie
>>507442902
>>507454831It's not just Mercy. Dva, Lucio, and Ana, too.
>>507456613
>>507456995D.Va isn't overly mean to junkrat. She just treats him like another weird fan.
>>507457423She's not mean to him, but she treats him as if he's super weird. JR is an internationally wanted criminal on the front pages of papers across the globe, yet Hana somehow doesn't know him and just thinks he's crazy when he mentions the paparazzi being there for both of them. Even though he's 100% not, the media would love to swarm him for pictures as he runs from the police. But that's my point, no one is actually nice to Junk, and he's nothing but nice to everyone else. Moira is probably the nicest one to him, and it's only because she wants someone to experiment on.
>>507457975I can't imagine dva reads the news
>>507458330Junk, by all accounts, should also be notorious online. There is zero reason for anyone not to know who he is except for like, Juno.
>>507457975Would have been funny if D.Va simped for him because he is some viral online meme and he got weirded out by her instead.
>>507458953Why do these blenderfags always have to take so many liberties, just give me them as they look in the game.
>>507459258Kys Jose
I'm so lonely
>>507459258Because the "liberties" they're taking is actually them just reusing assets someone else made, generally only modifying the face. So it's a mishmash of the actual OW2 asset and some nude body model from someone else.
>>507459258Lys Jose
https://youtu.be/VCxCaK83pOo
I am so tired of this jose schizo bullshit now.
>>507459905No one likes you 'se
Jose won
>>507459905It's a brazillian groomer and his discord kittens there's literally like two to three people in total who keep it going, just call them niggers, word filter "jose" and move on
>>507460595cope 'e
Ventrussy won
When will Dimitri jump off his commieblock
How does Kiriko fight the Hashimoto undercover when they literally know where she lives?
>>507452228No. Thats part of the recruitment process.
>>507461168She loves White men jose btfo
>>507461168Is she under cover?
did the nigger dick spammer get images banned from his IP range or something, and this is how he copes?
>>507461598Wrong word, I meant as a vigilante. They could just go to her door and kidnap her.
I just watched emongg's wife play Juno against AI.
can't believe jośe hung himselfgrim
can't believe jose is so hunghot
>>507446579Rivals looks like a game for people who still laugh at hawk tuah jokes
I look like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8NcQzMQN_UJose?
>>507463168I don’t think anyone wants to mess with the girl that has literal superpowers. Also Doomfists voice line suggests that Kirikos mom is of higher importance if Doom knows and is irritated by her.
>>507464418are you single
>>507464564
>>507464564Which one of you is Cid? Or is it Cig?
>>507464962Akande's thick, throbbing BBC would tame them both instantly but Kiriko loves White men and jose is brown so...
>>507465012are you this faggot's salacious crumb or something
>>507465181Why are you people always posting and thinking about other men’s cocks?
>>507465009Yes
>>507464962If they were that afraid of Kiriko she could just walk to their boss and make him submit to her. Clearly she is not that powerful.
>>507465946She’s still a fragile asian girl. Looks like the only ones she’s being a hindrance towards are those low level goons we keep seeing in the cinematics.
>Widow's kills me>she says "Little girls have no place on the battlefield" just to rub it in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjoxMHsa_Gc6v6 had so much sovl
>Widow kills me>Get an erection
>>507467203Jajajaja KEKW Me Gusta El Dafran
>watch awkward play my main>his positioning is actually terrible and he is carried by his mechanics
>>507468203That's why all his """educational""" smurf guides are all "just click on their heads loool"
>>507468203Yeah that’s also why he often stalls out hard in diamond if he doesn’t get out within a couple games
>>507467704Before or after the mistletoe highlight intro?
>>507459207>>507459459>>507459683Who tied them up?
>>507470932Jose
>>507472070
>>507472543
Gonna spend these days pretending to be sick just so that I can stay in my room to drink a weeks worth of beer and get pissed off in Overwatch.
>>507473154
>every win is a sweat competition that i have to grind the fuck out of just to barely win that doesn't even feel rewarding>every loss is a clear stomp nigger game
>>507473671skill issue
>sombra claims she is getting value by distracting the enemyLying bitch or actual MVP?
>>507473671You have low confidence in your main
>>507474226Lying MVP actual
>ping the reaper>triple kill 5 seconds later
>>507474226Watch the replay, it could be either, Sombra is a very hit or miss hero
>>507475860I guess I never miss, huh
>>507475860Does it just come down to timings? It doesn't matter if the Sombra has the entire backline on her if her team is in no position to capitalize on it.
>>507476219I mean at that point it would be on the team then
Angela Ogundimu
Get ur waifu
>>507476551>actually it's the team's fault sombra's 1v5 emp didn't work because they were still on their way from spawn
Gold is good
Orisa Shimada
>>507474912JQ's thigh is as thick as Sojurn's entire torso...gods I wish I was her throne
>>507443765The worst a girl hates being told during Christmas is that they are the best gift a boy could have, utterly disgusting.
>>507477104No one else brought up solo EMP but you
>>507478792That was just an example. It's up to the sombra to make sure her team is ready to engage before she tries to distract.
how do I get an Ashe gf?
>>507479076It was a ridiculously disingenuous example and shows that you can't argue your point without one.
>>507423084Hazard wall fucks over Mauga in every conceivable way, 75% block makes lifesteal dog ass, and he has the mobility to not get pinned down / stepped onVery skewed in Hazards favor>75 hours on Hazard
>>507478760>not being an objectification subpass
>>507479429you need to become the cassidy bf that the ashe gf's are obsessed with
>>507423084that depends on the tank, what are you gonna do, play rein as a dive flanker?
>>507480091Ashe is disgusted by McCree this is established in dialogue >Dva: I saw this CUTE guy on a wanted poster with you>Ashe: Don't tell me you mean Cassidy>Dva: EW NO! The tall one with the tiny hat!>Ashe: Oh, Bob? I'll tell him you said hi
>>507479552Replace it with any other Sombra play and the point still stands.
>>507479076That should go without saying. But the original point was if a whole team is chasing a backline Sombra and her team cant capitalize, then its on them. If shes solo EMPing the whole team, then its on her. Pretty 1 to 1.
Happy Christmas, /owg/
>>507455584Merry Christmas Kirikofriend
>>507480417shes just being tsundare
>>507480417No DVa is, Ashe was sighing because she has a complicated history Cole "Cassidy" "Jesse" McCree
>>507480687>>507480743Merry Christmas
>>507480743merry christmas
>>507480417ashe immediately jumps to cassidy cause he's her idea of a cute guy
>>507482185mccree is kinda cute though and I'm not even gay
>>507482009
>>507482624plushie
merry brigmas
>>507483118you have the hands of someone who's been on HRT for about 2 months
>>507483828DAMN, THAT SHIT WORKS FAST.
>>507483118Cute
>>507483118Very cute
>>507483828what about my hand?
>>507480687merry christmas swallowgod
>>507485135
>>507485906Latina candyslut raver
>>507484335still the most punchable face in the game
>>507486137
>>507486585https://youtu.be/blle9tmP7p4?si=mHkM0BhVl58ZghRW
>>507487213>>507486585>38 year old>going to a rave
Is Sombra even playable right now?
>>507487058Aren't you just overflowing with the spirit of christmas.
>>507487278Thats very normal these days
>>507486093that's the face Lena makes when I empty my stones into her Lenahole
>>507487278A lot only stop going when they can’t handle the hangovers anymore and I don’t see her having that issue
>>507487149
>>507480417If it was anyone else in the reunion short she would've shot on sight
>>507484335are you actually on HRT or just joking?
>>507488292
>>5074890456 months, sis
so why did this game rip off marvel rivals? and do it so badly at that
>>507489697this mf got the HRT shrivel dick lmao
>>507490186huh?
>>507489595
>>507487278>38 year old
>>507490226unfortunately straight trans tops are basically unicorns so they're probably fine with having a useless clitty
>>507490746probably, i'm just lightly roasting them. i assume they're fine with it. clitties are cute on bottoms
>switch to Helldivers for a few days>come back>decide to try 6v6 for the hell of it even though it's trash>20 minute queue times>fuck that>go back to 5v5>my queue times have increased 5foldFuck this gay earth, and fuck this test. 6v6 niggers should just fuck off to Marvel Rivals already so this game can finally have an actual identity
Level check
>>507490263this is just a marval rivals rip off right? it stole the combat system but took off the teamup mechanic. Its also filled with uglies.
>marval
>>507491215who's the target audience for your bait? I don't get it
>>507490263He is ragebaiting, probably got bored of rivals and he is coping now
>>507491289Considering how flat and soulless his posts are it might be an actual chinese person
>>507491305>>507491391I know it's bait but it's bafflingly boring and incoherent bait and I'm more curious about why he's bothering than actually interacting with the bait itselfwe know he's trolling, he knows he's trolling, so who isn't in on it? who's the mug?
>>507491420if you know he is baiting stop replying to him, that's all he wants and needs to keep doing this shit
>>507490579
>>507491586making it meta ruins the fun
>>507491586
>>507491673I look like this
Did they nerf Tracer?
im already Tracer
what about widowmaker
curbstomp all ball players into death
Ball is more tolerable in 6v6>an extra tank on the other side to peel for him>an extra tank on his side so he doesn't just leave a tank sizes gap in his team's frontline>more damage overall so he falls over easier if he fucks up
>>507492557this but doom, moira, lucio, winston, reaper, tracer, sombra, fagweaver and zen players
>>507492863I'd consider three of these mains
The number of teams I see who get their tanks walled off and then just stand there and do nothing to save them is staggering.Metal rank is absolute hell.
>>507491601
>>507493405>playing a hero that can't climb or jump over walls, into a choke, against meiI mean they SHOULD shoot the wall but getting walled in the first place should be punishing that's the while point of the wall
>>507491175Just hit 45
>>507493405surely it's not the retard tank diving and being way out of position and los. surely it's the teams fault. never our precious little heckin tanks.
Chuds are trying to "fix" Illari
>>507491175
>>507493946>not liking her chubby cheeks it's so funny seeing the new wave of "i fixed it" social media accounts going from white tumblrinas making everything black, trans and gay to twitter mexican chuds making women look like Jeffree Star
>>507494182Based Janice
>>507491175I'm a piece of shit playing to forget about my anxiety, it gets worse during this season
>>507493946who? where? when? why? how?
>not appreciating the youngest for the way she isHow dare they.
>>507493982Did you buy levels or the premium pack?
>>507493946they should stick to rivalsnext they'll try to make mei thin
>>507493413
>>507495573
>>507495682me in the middle uwu
>>507495175No
>>507495682
>>507493786Being plat in all three roles, it's almost always a support problem in my neck of the woods. Most supports at my level are boosted by several ranks and I've run into diamond Mercy players who will just stand still in the open over and over no matter how many times they die and cost their team the fight.
>>507494768There’s a stupid trend going on right now where grifters are “fixing” video game women that they don’t find attractive
>>507495682Sombra wants to be asian so bad
>>507496424
>>507496464do you think her panties smell of gingerbread?
>>507497204She looks like she fucks white guys
>>507497401Nutmeg actually
>>507497474She doesn't even know what that is.
>>507496464sleighing hana
>>507498315
>>507497204
kek
>finally try out 6v6>proceed to get ball tards on my teams that do absolutely nothing>lose every game
>>507500608oh no your unranked points!
>>507500608how would having only the ball help
>>507500639I don’t care about points. I care about my ego and making sure I embarrass the other team>>507500958Trick question. No ball ever helps on my team. I just get fucked by them.
How does this make you feel?
>>507500608the experience that every redditor was waiting for
>>507501256how old are you
>>507501582spine thing looks painful
>Christmas noobs
>>507501582activates several of my almonds (weird fetishes)
>>507501670>how old are youOld enough
>>507502470>spine thing looks painfulhttps://youtu.be/bGW430OZO00?si=XederDXVuc9hNGeA&t=49
>>507503337robo-arm lady playable when?
Reminderhttps://youtu.be/lcRkaouAP9U?si=O-x80rnyUInR29ml
>>507504297After the french police officer then after Recluse
>>507499570
Overwatch is one of my favorite video game series ever
>>507504497Would be a good skin of Brig
>>507505263
>>507507130
>>507506735Think its a bit too late for that
>>507483118plushie frend
>>507507968Ya but there's tons of duplicate skins in this game since day 1, why not a French version of that?
>>507508356Youre not wrong but I dont see how the gun toting Famas Frenchie cop would fit with Brig. Unless you just mean the color scheme or attire.
>>507507868
>>507508662Just the attire and size/proportions basically
>>507509192Brig with a cape and hat would be cute
>>507508906
>>507509262
The main menu hasn't changed to a comfy Christmas sceneIts over
>>507509751This is what I hate about crossover events overlapping with holiday events. It happened with Halloween and MHA.
This is my last post in this general. MR is exactly what I have been waiting for. Fuck every waifunigger that ruined this game. Fuck Blizzard for refusing to deliver on this game's potential. Fuck LGBTQ representation and everyone who thinks its important in a fucking video game. Fuck the fact that this game has been essentially been kept alive by source filmmaker porn for 7 years. Fuck tryhards, esports faggots, and minmax autists who continue to ruin gaming by sucking every bit of joy and fun out of video games for their own sociopathic mental disorder.And most of all fuck every single person who posts in this general. Fuck you all. Merry Christmas. I'm out.
>>507510241see ya tomorrow brother
>>507510241Merry Christmas
>>507510241bait used to be believable
>>507510127racemix
>low effort chinese capeshit knockoff is exactly what i wantedlollmao even
>>507509534
>>507510241What am I supposed to think whenever someone comes here to "troll" us and does it in the same reddit spaced style every time?
>>507511036
>>507511148>reddit spacedPro tip: when calling out bait don't expose yourself as a retarded newfag.
>>507511540>don't expose yourself as a retarded newfag.you just did though
>>507511662Go back.
>>507511260
>>507512325what phenotype is jeff
>>507512276yes thats when reddit spacers came here, glad you understand that
>>507512439
>>507512469overwatch
>>507512523what do you think pretending to be retarded accomplishes?
>>507512469>what phenotype is jeff la creatividad
>>507512652I dunno worked for Rowan Atkinson in Mr Bean ask him i guess?
>>507512276Wait, what were you trying to prove from posting this?
>>507512572
>>507512325What is your favorite Grimes song to listen to while playing Overwatch?
I've been getting into choosing my character based on my role buddy's hero's relationship with mine. Like Widow/Tracer, Echo/Cassidy, or now maybe Ram/Queen
>>507513121
>>507513142The Mother We Share
please tell me I'm not imaging it or going crazy and that genjis have been extra retarded since 6v6 launched
>>507514112
>>507514471They get giddy about having TWO tanks to fast-flick into for easy ult, and forget it now also means there's more blast bullshit going around their skinny-ass hitbox won't save them from
>>507514537
>>507514471Flanking is harder in 6v6 and genji is the worst hit
>>507514471Genji didn't get buffed for 6v6 unlike echo
>>507516765wowzer
>>507516765I want to impregnate
Amelie Lacroix
>>507515120
Merry Christmas
Mercy Christmas
>>507516765>Mann vs Machine money with Saxton Hale's face on itwhy does so much Overwatch stuff just use TF2 assets
>>507517243racemix (again)
>>507514346you almost got me
>>507517216
>>507518189
>>507517346Because for the longest time, people were using SFM to animate porn rather than blender. And since you can asset transfer, it's safe to assume a lot of those SFM artists just converted their assets for blender use and never changed them, or got those assets from someone else who did the same thing I just mentioned.
>>507518291
>>507405618>TFW it's the 10th game/lost of the night all because of DPS diff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJoeTh00gjk
someone just dropped 3k on aspendo you think he gets benefits
>>507522173she burps in his face
>>507522173lol no
>>507522293that is a nice dress
>>507463180Is she hot.
>>507522854having a gigantic ass and hips built for breeding could make most dresses look nice
>>507509938Selling skins is more important than holidays.
>>507523089yes
I drank too much. I’m tapping out /owg/bros.
drinking black coffeeloving Lena
>>507523541Mercy's tongue in the morning tastes like coffee.
>>507523541Both coffee and The Lena are very good for me.
>>507523675why?>>507523691this is a factually correct statement
6v6 dps and support queue times are already increasing to a long timecomp queue times would be even higher because matches are double the length
>>507422878i counter him with dva and it works very well
>>507523834>factually correct statement I don't have it in my to lie about my love for Lena. She's too perfect.
Lena pumpkin
>>507524485I want to kiss it
>>507524485smack it, grope it, put on my face
All I want for Christmas is Lena
all I want for christmas is for ball players to be murdered
>>507519276
>>507525661
Carry potential when?
>>507526196kirikofriend
>>507526637Kirikofriend
>>507527039
>>507527865I love you too
Do I need to learn widow as dps?
>>507530020if you can click on people you can play widow
>>507529560
>>507530040What if their widow clicks better?
>>507530310
>>507530557
>>507530040Thats too difficult thoughWidow should be reworked around a lock-on autoaim system that's balanced so she's worthless to high skilled players
>>507530704
>>507531309
>>507531845
Lost 8 in a row last night
>>507531910
tranny spam
>>507530020You will unfortunately have to play on havana or circuit so learning her would help
>>507532142
>>507532636good night
>>507533887Good night..
>>507534306
>>507534390Sleep well
>>507534451you too
>>507532582>play hero shooter>have to pick the generic fps sniper because of the map
>successfully disengage from a lost teamfight>wifeleaver who was retard extended decides to pull me into the entire enemy team so he doesn't die aloneI get why they made this hero a massive flaming faggot
>>507535876>enemy lifeweaver pulls his tank from the corner and gives us all the space for free just because he was missing 1/4 of his HPLetting the healbot support control the positioning of the active roles was an interesting design choice.
>>507493946people complaining about this being recent as if people didn't have the exact same fucking reaction back with junkerqueen and venture (and illiari too once we saw her concept art)it's just the 3d team butchering it up as usual. Honestly the bigger eyes and sharper features would fit her character pretty well considering she's the literal edgy teen "IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM!!!" of the cast. She looks like she's 30 in her current model even if it is accurate to peruvian people
6v6 is not as good as everyone is hyping it up to be
>>507537039at the end of the day it's still just overwatch, the same game we've been playing for almost a decadethere hasn't been something that has shaken the game up in... well, i don't know actually. Even 5v5 is just kinda the same but more brawly.
>>507537039Trying to play dive in this 6v6 experiment is a complete crapshoot so it's shit
>>507537168the game peaked on release because that's when the world could play and love the Lena for the first time
6v6 is definitely better than 5v5.Tank mains should not be playing anything else.
>>507537383I thought dive was so strong in 6v6 that they had to introduce brig to kill it? Is current brig still strong enough to deter dive?
Christmas with _______ ?For me? The Youngest.
>>507538204With my dear Angela of course.
>>507538232Classy, elegant wife. Mine makes fried hamsters.
I want that mei vs winston event mode but with illaris hunting hamster
>>507538204>wanting to spend xmas with a broody teengenuinely why
>supports are the least likely to swap>but have the most abilities to influence the tank matchupAre tank diffs actually support diffs?
>>507538204silliest!
>>507539661That's what marriage is dork!>>507539963Lena is a certified sillybilly.
>>507541127>marrying a broody teenageri repeatWHYno pussy is worth dealing with that shit
>>507541207I did not think this through when she chose me so now I gotta play with what I got and it ain't much as you have pointed out.
supports wasting their broken cooldowns and ults is so hard to watch
>>507541663I'm not supposed to suzu myself if I take 1 tic of soldier76 damage?
>>507539851I wouldn't say tanks are any likelier to swap.
>>507542043Tanks swap all the time. They showed the data.
>>507538204the kiriko
>>507542921In the spirit of chrimas I will not judge other peoples choice. Have a wonderful time with her.
>>507543628ty you too fren
>>507542921>marrying a 30 year old 2cool4school that still lives with her momhonestly thinking about it is there a single overwatch girl that would make for a good partner? even shit like mercy there's the downside that she'd be just too commited to work and she's the blandest shit ever
>>507544089Sojourn
>>507544089Brig
OK bear with me3 spawns, tank spawn is further, dps spawn is middle, support spawn is close. Rationale: the win condition is stand on point, tanks do this directly, dps do this indirectly after killing the tanks, support do this even more indirectly by supporting the dps/tanksThe proximity of the spawns is inversely correlated to the roles theoretical proximity to the win condition. It's a way to buff supports without giving them op abilities and a way to nerf tanks without turning them into wet noodles
>>507544676>doomsday prepper that has an entire hidden panic room stocked with weapons that you don't know about>as boring as watching paint dry at every other time, even when she's being "cool">entire personality revolves around her dog and coffee (literal tinder basic bitch)next>>507544868she has somewhat similar problem to soujorn except a bit less boring and more so just a bit obnoxious to be around, she's like mei in that regardi guess she'd be fine though, actually doesn't have that many cons besides her nonexistant character
>>507544985Your complaints cancel each other out.
>>507544916That would just make it less rewarding to target supports and more rewarding to brainlessly bust the tank. Game design shouldn't encourage bad habits.
>>507544985Brig is a tinkerer you could do fun projects with. Also lift together. And you get a based father in law as a bonus. The perfect deal.
>>507480687We all love you
>>507545398Has brig actually invented anything? Seems like she just knows how to do maintenance and is just a janny for torb and rein
>>507545151Idk if that's how it would play out cause if you tank bust while ignoring support and the enemy doesn't your tank will probably go down first
>>507546136According to lore she has similar skill to Torb but focuses on armor and designed her own.
>>507504314This is probably their best short, unironically
>>507546918Junker Queen and Hazard so big they didn't fit in the picture
>>507534506Bestie
>>507546208It depends on the tuning. Tank busting was meta with the S9 changes. If a dead support can rejoin the fight quickly while the remaining support holds the line but a tank will be out of commission for a much longer time then throwing everything at the tank might be worth it again.
>>507538204
>>507546673her armour kinds seems like it's just a smaller and shittier version of rein's though... none of her abilities are actually related to her tech skills, even inspire is the most handwavy shit ever>>507545053how so? you can be on both extremes, doesn't make you less shit
How did a reddit lucio like frogger make champion and why isn't he getting flamed by his teammates?
>>507548901Handsome
>>507551480Frogger is actually good at Lucio and throws 20% of his games for clips. If you watch him he’s usually not playing full Reddit Lucio
Pedro Pedro Pedro but it's Lena Lena Lena and everyone is dancing and having a good time
>>507553604but is lena dancing too?
>>507553673yes of course
>>507553712can i dance with her?
>>507555009it might be hard because everyone is trying to dance with the Lena
Lena except it’s Lean instead. Then mix it up to make Lena Lean.
Merry Christmas to everyone except:>The Brazilian monkey spammer>Mercytrannies>Reddithog, reddit ball and redditfist players
>>507556719describe taste
>>507557212Like lemonade.
>>507557249I'll have one of those and a line of Angela dust please
>>507557326All I have left is Brigitte juice, take it or leave it.
>lowest production player in the whole lobby, who also happens to be a support, starts bitchingwhy does this happen every time lol
>>507557453>why does this happenBecause you didn't disable all forms of communication.
>>507557453i got flamed by a moira Christmas eve drunk as shit, was even positive k/d on dps, like 13-5. Its always moira players or mercy asking for the swap
>>507555390guess i am waiting for my turn then.
>punch guy with doomfist>he calls me a "punchbot"
>>507557057Even Reddit Lucios?
>carry a useless ana through hollywood while they flame me in chat the whole game>against them in the next lobby>drag my nuts across their face all game into the easiest win of my lifedamn, this is vintage overwatch
Mei...https://x.com/fugtrup/status/1871356484275310754
>>507558778I wonder what something like this would even feel like. Is it constant stimulation? That thing is up in there.
>>507559546Maybe it's like with circumcised guys, all feeling on the glans is lost because of constant friction.
>>507559546>duuude sexYes, something digging up into your crotch is totally comfortable and the hottest thing ever
>>507559245She got heelies?
About to move my bnet games/installs from a HDD to a SSD. What am I in for?
>>507562127Faster loading times!
>>507562127everything gets fucked up and your pc explodes
>>507544916It wouldn't not be very practical to rework all the spawn, same thing could be achieved with +10% to tank respawn timer and -10% to supp respawn timer
>>507557212Medicinal dullness so you mix it with some Sprite and pop some Jolly Ranchers in there. For the Lena touch, half a can of Red Bull.
Comp is extra sweaty today, shame that’s how some people are spending Christmas Day.
>tank is ball/doom/hazard
>>507566361Hazard is the broken meta tank right now. It's a new Overwatch Christmas tradition.
>>507569975what are they doing
Jose killed himself last night
>>507569975>>507570069seems like they're eating christmas treats
>>507566361Why do most central americans breathe through the mouth?
>>507570678She's asian
>>507571706/owg/ wives in big trouble, again
sombra doesn't wash her vag
hero bans are retarded
I am retarded
>>507572542Only people who are stuck playing perma meta heroes would say this.
Merry Christmas /owg/ friends
Holy fuck I'm stuffed with food I can barely moveHolidays are nothing but escape for gluttony
>>507573028Hot. Merry Christmas to you and every anon as well.
>>507572964All those former Overwatch players who went to rivals had to switch their main when they climbed because their most played character got banned every game.
>>507574007eskay was having some COMICAL meltys about that lol
>>507573234Fucked up and drank too much yesterday and now I can’t enjoy all the food that’s around.
What possesses supports to tunnel vision divers and flankers? If we're in deep and a ball tickles them they just run around in circles chasing them instead of playing the game. Why not just play with your team? Capitalize on how one of their players is out of the fight, go in. Are they retarded?
Tincans. A dime a dozen.
>>507575481>Are they retarded?Yes.
>>507575587reaper getting a call from Talon H&OR department for this one
que onda
Rovers tongue my backside!
>>507575112I love my wife Ashe
>>507559063this would be worse than spending christmas alone
>>507579080why are you homosexual
>>507579454listening to one Kiriko is already bordering on what an average human can tolerate Jose
Are you still supposed to flank on Kiriko?
>>507579631ThisShe as an ugly voice, like genuinely ear-grating tier
asking the Kirikos to all bring the same food item for Christmas then leaving for Winston's party as they start arguing
>>507576145She’s out there somewhere>>507576673Que onda Sombros
kill yourself if you play junkrat you fucking subhuman
>marvel rivals is going to add apparently lootboxes for skinsplease god, let this be the thing that makes overwatch bring back lootboxes like how it got us free event skins back
youngest lovers, have you tried inti chocolate? it's very good!
>>507580654Getting value with junkrat takes more skill than with hitscan. Unless your enemies are retarded.
>>507580739you mean shit? no ty
>>507580734They're definitely making more from the shop system but maybe it's a move that can draw more players in if that's a concern.
>>507576673hot>>507577087rover bros.. our response?>>507579080gag them all and it's not that bad, like 7/10>>507580547fuck me I need one
>>507582401it could also be a legacy asset thing before marvel said "no lootboxes fuckers" or something since it'd make sense to have it in near launch
>LOOTBOXES ARE ACTUALY GOOD LOL
>>507582657to be fair overwatch's version was reasonable enough that they thought they were losing money and got rid of it for $20 skins lmao
>>507582050no? I mean inti chocolate, got me some artisan choc from Cusco and it's genuinely s-tier
>>507548206bestie
>>507582657It's actually unreal how brain broken some people are that they unironically truly will shill for lootboxes for free.
>>507582847I don't give a fuck if they gave you 50 skins for $1 in every lootbox, lootboxes are inherently evil and gay and I hate them.EVEN WHEN FREE.
>>507583193You also get all the skins for free too :)
>>507575035
>>507583563Not really unless you're playing 100+ hours a week.
>>507583703
>be bronze>play in QP against gold/plat stackers>easily stomp them how do ranks even make sense
>>507584369Maybe they were trolling or on a new character. Or crossplayers.
>>507582847ow1 system was the tits. they were super easy to farm and you'd get enough coins for a legendary in 20 hours on a new account. literally all you had to do was play the game. I wouldn't mind if they added a shop system for exclusive skins or whatever but the battlepass system is so cucked in comparison.
>>507584369I doubt most players sweat in QP.
>>507584547any excuse to admit the fact that ranks are simply made up crap
the kiriko brought you donuts
>>507585079Are they gluten free? I also only drink onions milk.
merry christmas losers
fucking christ these games today are miserable
>>507585697People are on that eggnog today, join in
I want Jose's warm, thick eggnog
the kiriko dance
>>507585697I would not be expecting quality games today.
What is the big shake up they are planning for season 15? DPS passive 2.0?
>>507586664Kingmaker is now standard 5v5
>>507586929Hell no. Crown Tracer is an abomination.
>>507587257You're an abomination
kissu
6v6:>funner for most tanks>funner for dps that like to shoot at shields>individual kills matter less5v5: >funner for flanker dps>funner for most supports>every pick is a huge dealI lean in favor of 5v5 personally
>>507587509but 5v5 is run by widow
>>507587990not at all
stuffing my puffin's muffin full of my eggnoggin
forcing me to play a 6v6 with zen/lucio heals should be a war crime. they had 6k combined heals over two rounds while the enemy had 15k
>>507582657This but unironically Let the retarded gamba pay for my experience
>>507588343support not healer
>>507588343But now you have a tank buddy who shares your suffering. That's what you wanted.
>>507588343it's quite literally tank diff every single time tho, not the supports
2-2-2 was a mistake, ain't nobody wants 2 support give me 3rd dps
Role queue was a necessity to deal with MMO roles in a pvp game is fucking stupid
>>507589052kill your self
>>507588802>dva hog vs sig orisaflashbacks
>>507589052kill my self
>>507588802That's just how the genre been since inception If it's a dps or supp diff it's only because EVERYONE in the lobby is garbage or by some miracle the tanks are equal
>>507588802>two retards on off tank while the other team has sig/orisagood old OW1
I think the whole 6v6 v 5v5 debate is kinda interesting essentially it's people fighting over the future of WHAT overwatch should be. Should the game try to appeal to a more casual gaming audience? Or should it continue down the path of becoming a true, competitive shooter? It'll be interesting to see which one wins out in the end.
>>507589393"I'm so glad for my meme no heals off supp"Said no one ever
>>507588648>>507588802reddit dot com
>>507589554It comes down to queue times in the end. 6v6 might be more casual friendly but casuals don't want to sit twice as long in queue to feed on Genji. 5v5 is here to stay.
I'm spending another christmas with no family, no friends, no gf got literally 0 presents and I'm sitting aII alone depressed as hell
>>507589898>mercy LW supports>enemy team puts out way more damage than they can heal>we lose but everyone thanks supports for their healingI would rather have Zen Lucio.
>>507590043So I guess in that regard it's just going to be more of the same like this year then? A new hero release, a new map and the obligatory 20 kiriko skins I guess because I don't really see the game taking any direction after this aside from just living off whales now
>>507590368>we loseExcept you don't because your do nothing Lucio is playing pharaoh and got a double
>>507590209with God in your heart you will never walk alone
>>507590962>cult recruitment for someone at their lowest ebbsickening
>>507590209Stay strong homie, here's a fresh webm as a small present to lift your spirits
>>507591112>recruitment where?
Just think about the 2-2-2 rationale for a minute>roles should equal because uhh equality good and stuffIt's a cop out and intellectually lazy. Nobody plays support, nobody plays support besides to add heals, just ditch the off supp and rebalanced them to other role
>>507590548Likely. They should do something like adding a tournament system like rivals or reviving a form of LfG. There won't be much for them to change within the game to keep it fresh, might as well think about ways to set up more exiting matches. Drives were clearly not the way to go. Or lean into meme modes and expand on junkenstein's lab.
>>507591438Low key the tournament in rivals is retarded, you can straight up break the game as evidenced by flats going fucking 9 games 200k and 1 deathIt's fun for casual dicking around but idk why anybody would put money down on that clown fiesta
>Jose got pulled out of his room to eat with his family for a few hours>immediately back to flooding
Zarya sexo
>>507592992As long as it's fresh and different anything will do.>On the topic of Competitive, this is the last season of the 2024 Competitive Year, which means you can expect some pretty big changes we're super excited about and think you will be too, coming in 2025. We’re not ready to share everything we’ve planned, but you should expect a bit of a shakeup like we did at the start of 2024 - you're going to love it.But this sounds like they are just revamping the comp system again.
>>507594437>So what did you accomplish this year josito?
>>507594584she's a big girl
>>507590209Christmas is gay anyway. Next year just do something stupid like go to a tiki bar
>>507595509
>>507595509based king
>>507583050Kirikofriend
>>507596117FUCK YOU
>>507596117kirikofriend
>>507596349
>>507596240qrd on pachimari lore?
>>507596763
I'm happy with the amount of good voicelines Hazard has for spamming, helps that he's scottish
I think people could be nicer and less rude
>>507598006
>>507598006I'm always on my worst behaviour
>>507598006Gamers just aren't nice people.
>>507597061
>>507598006sod off
>>507597659I love spamming "Cannae think twice if you hardly think once." Sadly every other Hazard just goes with woofwoof.
>>507598726Oh man is that the basic choice? That's the one I love.
>>507598579
>>507598829
>>507599361
>>507598819"I'm always on my worst behavior." is the basic one. "Failin' means yer playin'." and "Rules are like bones; they're made to be broken." are also good. He is perfect to roleplay as a braindead tank.
Omnics are stinky!
>try to play serious and focused >lose or barely win, typically do okay to poorly>put on eurobeat and fuck around>win easily with big noombers and big playsidgi
>>507600170Vibes win games, not brains
>>507600170I had my best winrate when I turned off all games sounds and just played hype music while fucking around in competitive
>>507600170igi
>>507599545
So I've gotten 200 games in on 6v6 I prefer it, I prefer it on every level OW1 was truly better than OW2 on every level>when I play tank I get more synergy and teamwork with my other tank>when I play dps the its fun to focus fire with my tanks and do combos and back to back in multiple team fights 1 fight was grav dragons next fight when they came back was shatter dead eye >when I play support we have better positioning as a team due to 2 tanks providing cover leading to actual peel, I have 1 of the tanks actually help me with a flanker or if it's a rein zarya mirror comp and I'm on Ana I feel more important when I see zarya already used her bubble on her rein then I purple their rein and we win an easy free dry fight team fight >less widow spam dive tanks deal with her and either kill her or block her shit better >more teamwork and callouts75 of my games were solo que and 125 were either a tank duo or 3stacks or 6 stacks.
>>507600435
>>507600498>when I play tank I get more synergy and teamwork with my other tankI just got hogs and balls. Mostly hogs.
>>507600498It's spelled queue.
>>507601065queue this>*smashes your face to the curb*
>>507600704Didn't get that once, usually got rein/zarya Winston/dva hog/sigma Hazzard/doomfist rein/dva Winston/ball when I played dps or support when I played tank I always picked MT and the other random would fall in line and pick what helped me and we'd roll them.
frogger been in queue for over an hour after there were cheaters in his last game
>>507601774Nobody grinding GM ladder on christmas day? Fucking dead game.
>>507569975>>507558778made it twitch
>>507602159I HATE MERCY I HATE MERCY I HATE MERCY I HATE MERCY I HATE MERCY I HATE MERCY I HATE MERCY
>>507600557
>>507603123
Maybe I would play better with hidden chat.
>>507601774he finally got a game
>>50760393890% chance you do, if you were to go through your last 10 games and counted the calls that actually mattered I'd bet you'd have 2
>>507603238
Here's an ideaEvery ranked win grants you 25% progress each timeEvery loss costs you max 5% progress each timeJust solved the game, you're welcome.
maybe I would play less with a gf (tomboy)
>>507605103
>>507605293
>>507606575
I don’t care if he’s bad, lifeweaver is fun and I’ll run him in diamond if I want to.I do wish tree pumped out more heals though, getting his achievement for getting 2000 in a single ult feels downright impossible
>>507604679Sometimes I have to play mediator and prevent my teammates from tilting each other into throwing.
>>507606779
>>507607249
>>507600498I just hate 5v5 because the entire game is entirely dependant on your tank. I remember ditching LoL years ago because the entire matched hinged on who's brawler getting the fattest first, fuck that shit.
>>507607664>prefers the mode where tanks make up 1/3 of the team instead of 1/5 of the team>because tanks have too much power
>>507607410
>>507608156In terms of power there's effectively no difference for tanks as a role, the difference is how it's split up. In 5v5 tanks have the power of two, but that power is given to one person while in 6v6 that power is split between two people. Just depends on how you see it. 6v6 is more heavily teamwork focused while 5v5 is just "keep your tank alive" and if they're good enough, they'll win the game for you.
>>507608362
>>5076084206v6 relies heavily on tank synergy, so one bad tank is still enough to fuck you over completely. And it's harder for the rest of the team to make something happen on their own because two enemy tanks are much more oppressive.
>>507590209You have us :)
I secretly love all of the owg wives
>>507609582
>>507610308they could be your mother yet they are childless
Is there anyone who unironically likes Push?
>>507610703Some one should make them mothers
>>507611032I like Push on Colosseum and Esperanza
AI SLOP AI SLOP IN MY /OWG/ GENERAL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>507611620I’m sorry anon
>>507611032I like Runasapi because it has a room with a pic of Illari and her music playing.
>>507612184Honestly, that's why I like, and hate, about a good portion of OW maps. Sure, there's plenty of little details throughout the place; but you can never really notice them unless you decide to do a custom game or choose to throw a match.
wait couldn't I use the distance on ping markers and the drop-crosshair and adjust it to actually show me where to aim at say, 20, 30, and 50m and become a junkrat sniper god
I openly love all of your wives, yes, even the retarded brit
>>507613852The projectiles are way too slow. What are you going to snipe from 50m, torb turrets?
spin
Kiriko? I hate you but. Just exist.
>>507615315Widow
>>507615983What if Kiriko was flirting with you?
Ashe does not shave btw.
>>507616572>>507616572>>507616572>>507616572
