Previous: >>558533882>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of Confection02/25 - 03/05 - Mejiro Ardan 3*+Agnes Digital SSR02/26 - 03/07 - Legend RacesEarly March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firmhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>558554978I was baking a Doto thread...
I will continue doing nothing today
>>558554978RICE LOVE
>>558555128stupid fucking heel raisu steals everything AGAIN.
>>558555252headpats
>>558555178preggers
I fucking HATE Rice Shower
Mambo!
Digitan LOVE
>Buttered
inumusume
>event outcomes are client sidedhttps://github.com/SweepTosher/dumperITS FUCKING REAL
>>558555434do white umas fuck dogs?
Curren culo
>>558555537built for sloppy tail pulling sex
Reminder that if you don't push back against niggers getting added to the game now the American branch the nips are listening to will be filled with niggers and troons telling Cygames Westerners want the game filled with DEI shit and the American umas will start getting added. You're gonna be seeing virtiglio, fat umas, trannies, shitskins populating banners.
>this draw'd the first unity racewanna bet how hard I'm gonna lowroll this?
>>558554978Nobody unironically likes Rice shower
Another day another garbage spark
>>558555591i guess bro
>>558555434I’m going dog mode
>>558555447>so mad over black umas he's dumping all the cheats now
>>558554079>Everyone who uses bot but doesn't turn it on 24/7 has not been bannedThey haven't banned the ones botting 24/7 so it's up in the air whether they do anything at all.
Danchou, if you see me flatlining, I'm just abandoning all my runs...
only niggers hate rice
>>558555662Keep slobbing the corpo cock
>>558555591ok and
>>558555447>So what is Frida, exactly?>It lets you inject snippets of JavaScript or your own library into native apps on WindowsAnd this is how the dumbfuck clankers will get themselves banned.
>>558555447So this is must have for mant, right? So we know when to pick -5 instead of -20 after the race
>>558555662>"TND" in githubuh oh bros our singapoorean is getting too cockyI had an account named something like "Ben1488Garrison" get banned despite not doing anything besides favorite some tranny project or give a thumbs up to a shitlord
>>558555447japs in charge of anti-cheats
>>558555750They know the botters are the whales that would stick with the gameIf they ban botters, the game will die by MANT/TBThey would never ban botting in global
>>558555857i’m still running a sweepy from like a month ago, it does ura just finedon’t need all this bloat the chinaman is peddling, no sir
>>558555591>vitiligochrono genesis>fathishi akebono>trannyfine motion>shitskinhishi amazon
>>558555750Source?
>>558555993Sweepy doesn't inject into memory of a process, it uses OCR of the emulator's screen. Whatever the fuck this dumper thing is does.
>JPfags are loving the niggers NPCs in the new scenario>They even prefer it as rivals over our cute french TeioThis shit is so grim bwos
>>558555932Botters are not whales, retard. Stop this shitty meme.
>>558555591we might even get latinx umas!
>>558556157I think they would be fine if they were hotter but they look like ugly recolors rather than purposefully designed characters
>>558556234we already have Satono Diamond
>>558555128>>558554978>>558555178>>558555350
>>558555591>They will release DEI umas for Westerners who can't even roll for them for five yearsBased Cyjews prioritizing the playerbase that'll be halved in five years over their main customers
>>558556241>recolors rather than purposefully designed charactersthat's basically what they are
>>558556157do you spend all day on the internet being outraged about shit that doesn’t matter?
>>558555447I FUCKING THOUGHT HE NUKED THE SWEEPY GITHUB AND GAVE ME A REAL SCAREThank God that wasn't the case
My danchou is a niggerNi ni ni Nigger nigger nigger
wtf new tazuna voice line in the shop
>>558556241From what I've seen, they're against actual unique NPCs and prefer the generic niggers
>morning in california>thread full of race baiting and cheating
>>558556442i recently tried out that "doom scrolling" thing all the kids are talking about for the first time. this is what it does to your brain.
>>558555591fat umas....
>>558556157Maybe its the hair color, most french umas have that shit.Why do you think JP are accepting more black foreign labor lol, JP slaves will eat it up and will like it
hello there
No (You)'s for uggos!
>>558556418need reverse standing glovejob
>>558556651I think Rice deserves a (You), even if she's hideous
>>558555591Why would we push back? You retards wanted an American scenario, here you go, Black people are a part of America, deal with it. American horse racing is irrelevant in the wider perspective of the real horse racing world, L'arc was a 10x better scenario from an actual prestigious horse racing country, England and Ireland haven't had any appearances even though they are the best horse racing countries in the world, Australia and NZ haven't been featured even though they are also very strong horse racing countries. The burgers make their own shitty dirt tracks that no one wants to run in, and the mind raped jap cucks who worship them alongside the braindead burgers in this thread think they are gods because of it. I say you got what you deserve
size difference
I am less than amused
How come people are more accepting of recolor Cheval than French Teio?
Okay but I really really really love Stego.
>>558556810But I like French Teio?
HOOOOOLY SHIT
is there any point building front runners for CM10 if i don't have falco
>>558556962your orange ace?
>>558556803>>558556964God I fucking love AI
>>558556646WHERE IS HER BANNER??!!
>>558556962Falco isn't even guaranteed to win bro. My VBobo and SMaru regularly beat them.
>>558556962bwo? your big niger suzie?
>>558557180>VBoboanyone masochistic enough to mutate Bobo deserves to win
>>558556931>>558556646My wife is home
>2026>still pretending Falco is meta
>>558556962S. Maru can contend against Falco, I also lost a couple of times to strong runaway Suzu
>5 TT races 3 daily races>no shopepic
>>558557379same, Im getting tired of this gay game
>>558557379i only got 1
>>558555591goyim sees a nigger uma and instantly goes full /pol/ keep fighting the totally not manufactured culture war, the big Stein would be proud
>>558555591Please quit, lolitroon. We don't like your kind here
>>558557379I need you to not get the shop and log in later when Ardan banner is up
>>558557379The daily races guarantee a shop dumb nigger
>>558556778I'm sorry that American races are more important than the peepee poopoo cup they host in Australia or Hungary or whatever country you're from but you don't need to lie and downplay the influence of American racing
my wivesand ryan
>>558556778>Australia and NZ haven't been featured even though they are also very strong horse racing countries.@me when my nigga Phar Lap gets added to the game
>JP and global are both pozzedIt's fucking over. Which cy-game are we playing now?
Bros I'm bored...I'm tired of the same career runs over and over again...Next one when?
>>558557853I give up playing JP gachas, JP surrendered to blacks and jeets
>>558557697lollmao
>>558557857I wish Super Creek was real
I have 13k carats and a dream
>>558557927Are you doing them 1 by 1 like a retard? Multi racing all 3 at once guarantees a shop
>>558558143How about the 2 more shop
>>558558048you'll definitely get her bwo
>>558557737our imouto is so cute
>>558558048Same anon...We're All Gonna Make It
>>558505064Races that matter after the Dahby?
>>558558212They are annoying but you should be getting one from the daily races every time
>>558555598>triple S>wasted on a lowroll runwitlet and skillet. I'm sad
>>558558212each 3x multi daily race and set of 5 team races in a row guarantees a daily shop so you can guarantee 3 a day if you log in twice
>>558558251
>>558557914nekomusume
>>558558446>set of 5 team races in a row guaranteesIt doesntOnly 3x multi daily is guaranteed
I'm boredShow me who's in your lobby Helios and Palmer soon (not soon enough)
>>558556863banner never fucking ever
>>558558335Wife Ship
>>558532049A Lull in the Sea (Nagi no Asukara)
mesugaki Urara >>>> my heckin' daughterino
>be torena>get tired of teio's retarded existence >skip work>bruise yourself>post on umachan that Teio seems to have assaulted torena >next day>negate everything in a suspicious way>wait a couple of days>everyone will blame her >teio life will be ruined>someone will break her leg againI hate Teio
>>558558752gyarumas are the best
>>558558734Doto and all random. Doto's been my Home uma since her release. no screenshot because too lazy to log in
>>558558574an anon pointed out a little while ago that there seems to be a daily shop pity counter for team races, but it resets if you get a daily shop from another modemy usual routine was log in, do one team race (to get the regen timer started) and then do my daily races, but this doesn't workever since i stopped doing that, i have always gotten a shop on or before the fifth team race
>>558557065
>>558558360Bro 700 wit is PERFECTLY FINE
>>558557853what's the drama this time
>Banner is marked for the 25th>We're the 25th>She's not here
>>558558912>he thinks this will work>when in reality umas will start seeing you as an easy and submissive target to violate
>>558559175bro... it's in 7 hours
>>558559175Retard
>>558559175cute newfag
>>558559102if you don't have over 1K wit on this track you may as well just queue into open league
>spent like 30mins fishing for Ardan in lobby>absolutely no sign of her>it's because I set Chiyono and Dober as my lobby umaSTUPID DOGYOU MAKE ME LOOK BAD
>>558559215>7 hoursWhy not release the banners the same time as daily reset?Are they retarded?
sprints and miles need at least 1k wit just to keep up with evil fronts
>hmmmmmm aquarius cup in early march? plenty of time>forgot that february only has 28 days
>>558559175bwo...
>>558558971
>>558559203>Sex with your trainees>Teio life is ruinedWin Win
>>558559506my cm team btw
>>558559219>>558559274>>558559445Not my fault, even their Twitter post doesn't specify the time, just the day.>Feb 25 (UTC)HELLO? WHERE IS THE TIME NI**ERS?
>>558559439wtf I thought I had 5 more days to hit the quota
>>558559607well at least there are 2 fillies here instead of all colts
>>558559319there's the daily reset and the gacha reset bro, they're hours apart for people who can't play early JP's daily reset is at 5am, while the gacha reset is at 12pm
Please channel your 7s to me as I head to bed with every intention to roll Ardan first thing as I wake up tomorrow
>>558559763I hope you get her bwo
>>558559649El Condor Pasa stop posting in 4chan
>>558559275
>>558559763sending good vibes to another mejiro lover
>>558559649cute newfag
>>558559687Well that sucks, guess I'll roll tomorrow.Thanks for the info.
>>5585597637 coming right up!
R taiki for mile maven (for front) or another wit card? is this really a witmaxxing CM like capricorn was?
as a f2p chud with 0lb king and windy, should i keep using mlb sweep or switch to mlb jordan welfare?
This doesn't nearly have enough stamina, right? I should re-train her?Was surprised I got an S rank, I only really get A+ but the cost was no good stamina I guess.(In regards to the upcoming CM)
>>558559763This 7 is mine and I won't give it to you
>>558559649it's always at the same hour bwo, is this your first banner?
>Breeder's Cup has a cutscene where the girls hang around a shrine drinking something hot and it starts snowing>Most take a sip then look up when it starts snowing>Shinkou Windy burns her tongue, THEN looks up
912K... almost there...
>>558559763no
>>558559836>>558559859>>558559904>>558560013May this 7 bless us all. Good night bwos
I've only got 500k event points so far. I really don't feel like grinding harder.
>>558559763nnnnnyo
>>558559916i tried using R taiki on suzuka but it fucking rapes your race bonus. it's not possible for it to be worth it.
>>558560029Yeah, started the game a few days ago.
>>558560003Looks fine for a Late, especially with the recovery.
>>558559917jordan is a big downgrade from sweep basically across the board
>>558559763Why do you people like the blue woman so much
>>558560093Pity
>>558559607Based
>>558559763This 77 will make you pull TEIO
>>558560167Is it? Umalator says she dies even on normal mood, since the skill most likely won't proc. I guess I could test her in my own private races. Thanks, suppose I'll have to see.
Danchou, I think we're going to make it! Even sweepers can't make up that much in 3 days, right?
>>558560082I think you've doomed us all
>>558560084i've been doing just one run a day with double rewards and i'm at 750k. what do you mean grinding
>>558559917sweep has higher rainbow number, sweep is better.
>>558559763with this 7 you will have to spark ardan
>>558560182I mean have you seen her
>>558559649wow another medium mile pace chaser
>>5585602951 run a day at double TP.
>>558558734If I was picking from who I currently have it’d be Dober, King Halo, Taishin, Teio in no particular order, but I like the lucky dip.
>>558560252I won’t be able to do more than 1 run today, bwo…
>>558560182attention fags or cygames shills. Nobody will post about her in 2 weeks.
>>558559102she's getting her ass handed to her by my last triple A smaru lmao. She can't replace >>558550469 yetIt's close, but the one without A wins more on average. I did grade them both when they win the room vs when they win against eachother. Maybe rng is at play and I should try again later. Because if it's close enough I'm just gonna take the triple S because it feels nicer. Maybe the lower rating will let me match with shitters
>>5585597637.
mambo
>>558558803My loins still ache for Chisaki to this day. What a hottie.
>>558555591Most of the horses are black or brown IRL, if anyhthing this game whitewashes them.
>>558559649The banner always drops like seven hours later retard.
>>558555591Good.That way I can drop this kusoge.
Good lord its Scorpio all over again.
>>558560587good makes the game playable imagine marketing your game with nappy haired coons at the forefront
>MANT will probably drop on the day before the first roundHow good is an average uma made from it actually (compare to unity)Is it worth to postpone ace making until then?
>>558560587Which is done because the Nips (and Chinese where their gacha is concerned) know that people just aren't going to pull on brown characters as much. You need some Kuro shit to get a lot of people really wanting to fuck your cute brownies.
>>558560738My name...
>>558560816Postpone?No.Hoping you get a better one?100% worth it.
7 and eveyone pull ardan
>>558560182She has fat tits
>>558560816make aces just in case.
>>558560816Anon you do understand that these things are estimates and always change when Cygames post the official dates right?
>>558560738>>558560858Hi Asylhow's that kitten you added on discord recently been doing
>>558560816it will be one day before finals just like Aoharu
>>558560182I can think of 2 big reasons
7 and no one pulls ardan
>>558560880>>558561046WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
Mambomb dropping soon
How do I train a good front for this CM?can someone post one? I have a Maruzensky, how should I do this? What cards?Thanks
>>558561046I'll be the one to ask. Are you aware you've been posting with "deleted" in the name field?
>>558561084Don't pull because Mackie is best Mejiro anyways
Why is my Danchou still not recruiting yet? He was joking when he said he's gonna step down next month wasn't he?
>>558561012They might have actually gotten their shit together and we won't have MANT aces for finals. Last CM was the first time ever finals registration closed before the content update (uma release/new event) rather than after.
do you guys still get angling when trying to mutate suzuka?
Red Desire is actually mentally ill
>>558558281my imouto cannot be a whore
>>558560816These are the types of monsters you'll be running against. The funny part? They'll have over 2k skill points and fast learner>>558561003>>558561012Unless you post proof that there was a significant difference between Aoharu's estimate and actual release, I doubt it.
>>5585611432 Speed, 3 Wit, Riko/Power card for Stamina
>>558561185need reverse standing paizuri
>>558561385so, standard thenthanks
>>558561265She looks fine to me
How many of you psychos are actually trying to chansform Suzuka for this cm?
>>558561261Yes, a front without angling will never be competitive except on 3200m+
>fast learner>no groundwork
>>558561360I dunno about Aoharu but this months banners changed after the official schedule release
>>558561265She's a saint.
>>558561425How does that work
>>558561445Yeah, only different thing is that you want Plancha on your Front too.
>>558561664i’m upside down while she’s standing
>>558561710makes sense
the timeline will remain useless as long as cygames changes the acceleration rate as they please every month
>>558559763Shiraoki-sama, please bless this umadacchi and their pulls.
>>558561664she tongue punches his fartbox while his dick gets milked
This game needs more cleavage like this.
>>558561543Groundwork is guaranteed now though, with Smart Falcon's card? Did you misclick the event or something?
>>558561852trashy
>still no 7it's so over for anon
>>558561962Nah, Eishin Flash is good.Most umas now are dressed like boys, it's shit.
>>558559763Hoping for a seven and hoping for your Ardan!!!!
>>558561519She wins sometimes, no GW+TTL makes her a fodder in front heavy lobbies since she's prone to to getting blocked by other fronts
>>558559763Alright. But only for me.
>>558560182>>558560351Why did they have to make Ardan a canonical lesbian? She is cute and sexy and I want to roll for her, but her being a flaming homosexual makes it depressing and hollow
>>558562147True, I hate gay horses
I wonder if I could reach 1.1m or even 1.2m fans if I started running non-stop from here
Real Fuku-anon haven't arrived yet. We are but pale imitations.
mejiro skip
>>558562147You need a better bait anon
horse mating is so fucking stupidhttps://youtu.be/mv-TuDKenVI
>>558559763Anon i think you should skip this banner
FALLEN ICE CREAM FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE FOR FALCO
>>558562439Leave the banner to me
>>5585597637 and you spark.
7posting should be punishable by death or guaranteed sparks
>>558559763i dropped my 7 when i tried rolling for TM opera, you can have it
>>558559763I would not be relying on Fuku for a 7 last time her luck failed she tried to kill herself and failed because the river was too shallow
>>558562379the ballroom event confirms her orientation as strictly lesso. go read the wiki.
>>558559763>No 7s yetI got this, umadacchi.
>>558556234kys
roru rumao
>>558562572Doto wouldn't say that.
>>558562664Yeah sure buddy.
>>558562546falco looks even rounder here than usual. it would've been cannibalism if she'd eaten that scoop of ice cream.
>>558559763You guys fucking suck at rolling
>>5585597637 for (You)
>>558559763>no 7s after all those replieskek
>>558562727We got a winner
>>558562897It's over
>>558562897
I just woke up
>>558562897lmao
She is so fucking cute, man. I just want to bear hug her.
>>558559763Heh, leave this to me.
>>558559763>"uhhh can an imageboard GIVE ME LUCK so that I spend less than $400"Go do things that improve other people's lives without expecting anything in returnIt's not going to make your pulls better it's just going to make you obsess over gambling far less
>>558562897Ardan anon is doomed to spark
Dubs and Ardan megarapeTrips and Almond Eye gigarape77 and Teioposter dies today
>>558562897Like pottery
>>558562897it's over times 5
>>558563000>now trips
if this post ends in 7 all umas are confirmed straight cocklovers
>>558563000You should have stayed in bed you bastard, wasted trips on nothing
I WANT TO PLAY MANT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
if 7 curren is cuter than falco hehe
7 this
Not a numberpost but I managed to get a lucid dream of Red Desire.We developed a card game and it was fun. Now I will try to make it irl
7 this 7 thatShut the fuck up
Is there a website or something that can tell me how well a Uma might score in TeamTrials so I can figure out which one to slot?
>>558563621This is how demons trick you into summoning them, anon.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OUR LILBRO DIED AGAIN I BLAME ALL THESE 7POSTING
>>5585632717 for yurige(gay)
>>558563762the /v/ thread is still up tho
>>558563669ye? click Score Info after race
7 and you are all fucking retarded
>>558563669>1200 wit>as many gold skills as you can fit>an uma that guarantees her ult usageIt's not rocket science
>>558563704Not a big deal. I already did pacts with unknown beings!I'm not joking
>>558563835Its dead
When will Cygames add more trans representation to their game?
>>558563669The one with sufficient stam, concentration and the most gold skills
>>558564168Yeah I lied intentionally I was wrong
>>558564192I got her pregnant
https://x.com/nanohafate/status/2026278797801353398Really? official in-game ASMR? what the fuck?
>>558555591If they gave me a Uma like Alabama I would perhaps even consider spending money on this game
>>558564283holy based, I love Cygames now
i dunno what to get stego isnt here
>>558564192Ultrasounds of Earth for how many pregnancies she’s had
>>558564283And that's chapter 5 of her story so you need to ROLL her lmfao
>>558564442>stego isnt hereYou sure? She should be, you fat ass whale.
>>558564283Now make this a feature you can use with any uma
>>558564283So this is the power of Glory Eyes…
inb4 cygames add an option to disable nigger uma
>new>new>newKek. I forgot this even existed
>>558564512nooo i only have orfe 0lb
>>558564523this, something like the uma sanpo
>>558564283She won
>>558564649I have never read these stories and I only know about my trainees' career stories
>Amazing run>Big Yahu picks up his office phone>3% failureI'll never get used to this pain
>>558564574>get infected with ai eyes>eyes start sparkling toobros what the fuck
>>558564615they will, nips are pretty angry
>>558564615i want an option to remove all brown players from my game
>>558564283needs more uma asmr tbqhfams
>>558564283One day.
>>558564615>Ai run>Beat black Umas>Ai activates her Glory Eyes™>Black Umas get bleached Breeders Cup is Kino?
>>558564818STD, please undahstand
>>558564192reminder that sound of ass is just bootleg opera
>>558564957No they aren'tWhat the fuck are you talking about
>>558564283i'm so fucking lonely
>>558564783The first 4 chapters are like how you meet them before becoming your Trainee in career mode, pretty worth to go through if you're already interested enough to read their career
>>558564997*No she isn'tI was thinking of two different ways to respond to this.
>>558565017lonely? with all these cute Umas around you?
>>558564848for a genre/medium that is purely audio, it fascinates me how much booba there is in it
The only uma banner I've had to spark was full armor fuku. I got vbobo from a CM ticket. I think about that sometimes when people here ask Shiraoki for help with pulls.
>>558565017I HAVE NOBODY FOR MY OWNIM SO LONELYIM MR LONELYI HAVE NOBODY FOR MY OWNIM SO LONELY
>>558564283
>>558564283>This >ASMRLMAO
>>558564649>>558564783free carats
>>558565017you must be like 19 I'm a grown ass adult with a job and I fucking love being alone I have a melty when people bother me
>>558564283I'm so used at NTR ASMR that this does nothing to me anymore
>>558565017Me too anon...
How are you guys going to handle your accounts going forward/into MANT? Have you decided to go all in on parents and cards for a specific style/trainee, or are you going to roll with your dick?
>>558564283>Daring Tact has campfire ASMRhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEGwrO9rYyI>Donna has muscle traininghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFlTAclugJIWhat will SiL's content be...
Which of these do I replace first?The Oguri doesn't have enough stamina + bad skills overallTaiki has no Forward March and her mid-late game is poorthe Condor didn't max speed and has no aptitudes + poor mid gameI think I'll stick with these UMAs, just try to do better with them. Oguri first? I leave the "most reasonable" one to the end if my remakes are totally shite and I get screwed attempting them, so at least its not an end-all be-all lossThanks
Losersall of you
Im excited for MANT, I wish every final CM of a scenario is immediately followed by a new scenario so we dont suffer these dead weekshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFnby06FGOQ
>>558565468Newfag here, what is MANT? I've seen people talk about it for a while now.Is it a new career story?
>>558565468I just want to roll Palmer
TAAABO NI TSUITE KOIII
>>558565661it's the great filter
>>558565468I can just do my daily and then fuck off for the rest of the day during the entirety of MANT
>>558565468I've been dickrolling for a whileI'm a little hesitant on paypigging for the foreseeable months though, seeing the state of JP
>>558565140Why does Almond Eye looks like a penis from behind?
>>558556778We have the New Zealand Cup (G2) and the NZ mare Horlicks (Folkqueen) who the cap wanted to fuck was mentioned in the cingrey manga.
>>558565661New scenario, like URA, Unity Cup. It's coming in a few weeks
>>558565468im a metachasing whale
>>558565661TB, formerly known as MANT, is the next scenario being added to the global version of the game. It's a scenario focused on abusing your umas by making them race as much as possible. Allegedly, the gap between whales and F2P is the smallest in this scenario.
>>558565468All of my faves are Pace/Lates
>>558565468my deck is copeable for MANTfocusing on front and end cards/oshis for grand live and beyond
I haven't done a career since unity cup released but I might be coming back for ardan. whats the current meta for skills and decks?
>>558565468TB is tto roll for umas, CB, then save up to GL
>>558565468desu I'll probably slack off during MANT and I wouldn't even blame my danchou if he were to kick me>>558565661It's a new scenario which should take at least 40m~1h just to clear one run
>>558565468Im embracing group B, Cygames should give us x2 drops
>>558565826Thank you, this is what I have been saying for years!The shape of a naked women from behind looks like balls and a shaft.
>>558565534how to make homemade chocolates
I love abusing umas. Can't say it was worth it to run ~10 extra races to get ~50k extra fans
>>558565826…why are you immediately thinking of cocks instead of a woman’s back?
>>558565807>state of JPwhat? is the entire server in riot? are whales leaving? is there a boycott?
>>558565738>>558565845>>558565884>>558566015I see, thanks for the quick reply anon.I'm looking forward to see how is going to be.
If you have to specialize in one style, what do you do if you pull a trainee that doesn’t fit your style? You just can’t use them competitively?
>>558565826yea you'd know a lot about taking penis from behind
>>558566159nta but he's probably talking about how P2W JP is rn especially after the new addition of another pass
>Almond Eyereminder she jobbed at the Arima good uma never do this she's a fake
omg! my first exchanged crystal!
>>558565835anon please tell me you don't actually think that the New Zealand Cup (G2) is a New Zealand race
>>558566348mooootate
orange
This inheritance reroll is just really funny.
>>558566584
>>558564783I'm slowly going through all of them because I'm trying to read all of them one by one and not skip through it for soulless free carats. Helps remind me that I'm still playing a game with girls for (You) instead of a competitive slot machine.
>>558563000based this is the only good post in the thread
>>558566159>>558566381more likely having a meltdown over npc skin colour
>don't feel like doing runs>don't feel like playing other videogames>don't feel like watching anime>don't feel like scrolling through instagram reels>don't feel like watching youtube videosmy cortisol is dangerously low, post something that will motivate me
>>558564783The girls are cute and the stories are neatI enjoy reading them when i get the time for it>>558566704I was under the impression that was just a shitposter shitposting here?
>>558566654>>558566657Wife
>>558566747Try masturbation
ryan LOVE
now that I've gone through Still In Love's Story and combed the boorus for good art, wowzers what an uma. Cannot wait for her global release, hopefully I'm still alive then. Thanks to you faggots I was up until 6am watching her story on yt, and now I'm a newly-hatched Stillfag. Love this flat chested wonder so much it's unreal
>>558565468I'm a Pace/Front player so I'll roll for Nishino, Summer Hag, Tach and Ramonu. Don't really have any umas I want for a while
>>558566804
>doesn't play the game for months>gets back into the game for an uma banner they like and asks for meta spoonfeedingMy favorite kind of poster
>>558566921Welcome to the club
>>558566921You cannot call her flat chested when this exists
>>558566747masturbate and when you nut don't stop keep going even if it hurts, it will feel good after
Cheval
I'm becoming more and more powerful by the day
>>558567126HOLY, there is nothing there!
>>558566972NO!
>>558566747get a job nigger
>>558566972>>558567525
>still in love turns (you) into a vampire>almond eye passes her sharingan to you
we HATE matikanefukukiatru here
>>558566747
>>558567776Maresnot even once
>>558567776Crazy triple tiara mares…
>>558567748fucking piece of shit OS screwing with the filename
>>558567959It's great that Gentildonna is normal.
>>558568002A gorilla pretending to be an uma is not normal
>>558565468these are my rolls for the rest of the year
>>558567984Cute Oranges tho
What the fuck is this?
>>558565468i might just delete it, it's genuinely bricked beyond salvation
>>558568173bourbon is garbage below MLB put those 200 pulls on ancestors and borrow her instead
>>558568224A cow
>>558567776Don't forget that we also have Marvelous that can create a reality marble at will, Opera O that shines so brightly that she can see Cafe's shadow, Sunday Silence, Fuku that's literally always guided by a Goddess, Stego and Neo Universe that easily breaks the 4th wall, and many more honses that can pull a lot of crazy things
>>558565468I'm trying to roll with my head, but Ardan being released today is making that very, very difficult. I'm tempted to cancel my Brian/Seiun spark, gimp my SMaru spark, or cancel Hokko. I want CB too, the propaganda fucking worked and I'm putty nowFUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU
>>558568097I will gut you.
>>558567776>year 0 umas>I like running and hanging out with my friends :-)>current year umas>I'm a 4th dimensional 9000 year old alien sent back in time on a mission to stop bleepbloop from acquiring the holy grailthis shit is kinda wack ngl
hello ?
>>558559763Do you bestYou DO have a spark, right?
>>558568097Doesnt she train (you) to become her husband?
>>55856781810 trillion years of sparking
Any thoughts?
>>558565468I hate sweepydev co-opting her for his shitty autoplayer
>>558568454Buena Vista is normal she just might rape youDantsu Flame is also normal
>No updates in 2 days>Now thisIT'S SO OVER AAAAAAAA
>>558565468i just go with worst case scenario for uma pulls. MANT preparation with ayabe card is the weak link for me, i dont know if i can even mlb that SR card
>>558568530she does. It's super effective!
>>558566381are the japanese boycotting?
>>558566921Her career is on youtube as well
>>558568585nyes
>>558568530Kinda, anon didn't mention that Gentildonna's trainer might be the current physically strongest trainer in Tracen, she turned him into a fucking gorilla too. Not uma level, but her trainer is definitely not human anymore
>>558555662keep eating juice cock yo uretarded mongo, stuff like this has been out for years, just not in english
>>558567776Oh you also start to hear ghosts, spirits and Shiraoki-sama speaks to personally as well when you are Fuku's trainer.
>>558568636i don't understand why people are so obsessed with the ayabe guts cardunless you're brand new to the game you should have loads of 10/15 RB SRs and welfare SSRs
>>558568454All the new honses actually make the "Dominator" Rudolf looks so fucking normal and tame
>>558568454Every live service games WILL eventually be like TF2 hats
>>558565468idk
>>558568425If you want Seiun Sky only, I think someone mentioned that the daily legend race will be available a short time after that banner. Don't take my word for it, though. I cba to verify when those come out.
>>558568412Cafe’s daughter, Red Desire, also has a domain expansion called the “Garden of Thorns” where she judges your sins. Also, there’s a scene where she crucified herself because she wanted to feel like a captive saint. This uma is NOT ok bros…
>>558568605real!?
>>558568868>I'm tempted to cancel my boyfag spark for a wanna be hag
>>558568294will do, thanks
>>558568954seems like a nice girl
>>558568868correctwe get seiun sky dailies with 1.5 anni which is only a few weeks lateri assume anon is doing it for brian though
>>558568605black people ruining everything again
>>558568987wtf is she doing
>>558568954She should seek help
>>558568726>might behe literally wins the trainers arm-wrestling tournament using his non-dominant hand
>>558567776>Donna turns you into a gorilla capable of withstanding her strength
>>558565468this is mine desnot sure on goldshi might skip on that one but damn she's so sexo
>>558559763CLAIM YOUR HIME OJOU-SAMA WIFE
>>558568954The fuck is wrong with this family? Same for the stalker bitch.
>people actually like boys
>>558569152Thats a very cute boy so i can understand
>>558569083thats literally every uma though. taishin kicks you, taiki slams into you, and nice nature shoulder checks you yet you're uninjured.
>>558568726She did not turn him into a gorilla. She just taught him how to get stronger AND HE ASKED FOR IT. HE APPROACHED HER AND ASKED FOR IT. SHE DIDN'T FORCE IT ON HIM. FUCK OFF.
>>558568819Reminds me of Cafe's career. Shit's a horror with doppelganger that was about to kill you
>>558568513Doto
>waheyAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOCALIZERS CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>558568097>T. Gold Ship
>>558569083Jokes on you, there is a comic that tells the story of Gentle training HERSELF to be able to control her insane power, so she can hug and cuddle with toreina.>>558569152>people actually like boysTHAT'S ME!
>>558568454but Cafe and her Friend tag-team you during the hot springs...
>>558555447this is patched on JP so this is the global-only qol we've been asking for
>3 times oguri mood downs before I make her do 3 races in a rowI'M TIRED OF THIS FAT FUCK AND HER FAT FUCK DREAMS
wife groove
>>558569258>dat ojou-sama voiceGOD it's good. Reminds me of all those ojou-sama, um, VN's I downloaded.
>>558569258What is actually wrong with the localizers
>>558569215Yeah but they don't have the same power as Donna.>>558569310Link?
>>558565468all the umas i actually want to pull are next yeari play front/pace mostly
>>558569216she groomed him
>>558568954Yeah she’s cafe’s daughter alright
>>558569258>>558569415that's how it's spelled in englishit's a british thing
>>558569258isn't that like the thing mario says?
>>558554978
>>558567984>piece of shit OSActually it's a Firefox "feature", they strip the % because they fear someone might download a file conveniently named %windir%somethingmalicious.exe which would get resolved by explorer.exe during this path transversal attack. https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1765049
>>558569295>tries to bump Gold Ship at the Takarazuka Kinen>Gold Ship is completely unbothered and wins the raceDonna is only a gorilla compared to other mares
2 (two) free pullswhy are they so stingy????
>>558569494Okay nigga where's the HFuck you I hate you stop giving these RETARDS any groundWEIIIIIIIIIInotWAHEYYYYYYYY
>>558567984>He blames the OS, not his dog shit firefaggot AI browserlmao
>>558569590fuck you I CANNOT unhear it now and even on Helios' voice
Why are you still playing this nigger infested queer DEI game?
>>558569614The other 8 are on ayabe