Previous: >>563036627>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changesTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>hag threadKill yourself
fpwp
>>563050837Sorry, I repent.
>>563050739>vandalized
I can't wait until this scenario ends that way I can train girls that only have 2 good aptitudes.I think I am just going to run Brian, Oguri, and like Rudolf or something for all CMs coming up.
>>563050841This gremlin is just asking for a crowbar to the shin.
Game needs to accelerate more, Im sick of Trackblazer, Im going insane since theres 3.5 months left
>>563050837We love hags here
>>563050917Ugly loli
>>563050892It's wasted points if you don't get blocked but your only shot at winning if you do get blocked. Basically hedging your bets.
Wed Curren
>>563050957>We
>>563050957Why couldnt they get Sawashiro to voice another playable character.
>>563050431My favourite uma is Daiwa Scarlet.I am BLESSED that she is on the starting roster.I cannot wait for her Christmas alt and I pray every day she gets another alt.
My wife is being used as shitposting material...
>>563051030Is her skill better than base?
this one
>>563050739Can you stop playing with our OP already.>>563051016 >>563051016
>>563051142Probably, she's seen as team trials core for years
>>563051149You have /umaJP/ for JP uma: >>562953563
>>563051147BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
How do I beat XOguri reliably?
>>563051276Reliably? You don't. 2 dominator debuffers and a strong ace can do it though.
Can I reuse Oguri for CM13?Or does CM13 have different requirements?
What the fuck does "vandalized op" mean
>>563051276Roll whale tier stats, medium S and fuckton of skills
>>563051147Kill Stegofags
>>563051337I mean, how strong do you want to be? You will obviously be stronger with a custom made CM uma, but if you use generally good skills it can still potentially win you both especially if it's a highroll.>>563051358It means the image isn't approved by the discord cabal I think.
>>563051358There’s no JP updates on the OP.
>>563051445I checked and the only difference is left handed. What else?
>>563051323>>563051415Thats fucking gay so its impossible? Cause XOguri can just do the same doesnt that mean they always win?
>>563051445It's not the image retard, it's what was removed
>>563051337it has higher stamina requirements
>>563051491Isn't that what /umaJP/ is for? This is the global thread.
>>563051491Go back faggot, JP has its own thread>>563051016
thinkin i need to remake her anyways
>>563051540We are already overstammed
>>563051507If your ace is an End runner then they won't get hit by Dominator or the Pace/Front debuffs most people will run.
>>563051113>yuri characterFuck off
Is inheriting Xoguri ult good enough if I get 777 on someone else?
>>563051543No it’s the general uma thread for both versions. I also play both versions but post mostly about global and give Jp advice time to time.
I love Umamusume
>>563051507It is possible but everything needs to go rightFor example this Oguri has dogshit stamina like 590, but it has 1200 speed and power, right handed and sprint runner, and hit NSM, Pump, Slick Surge, and Dober unique at perfect timing.Then pulse sealed the deal but even with everything hitting perfectly I barely won.It's honestly dumb as fuck and next CM will be even worse.
>>563051676If it's for both why does the OP only mention global?
>>563051683>>562953563
>>563051747Because the previous thread had JP updates and all the threads beforehand >>563036627
>>563051730Spring*Fucking autocorrect
>>563051730So to beat Oguri you need another Oguri? What if I own neither?
>>563051747JP is only here to spam keiba and nothing more
>>563051751Weren’t you on the jp thread arguing for hours awhile ago?
>>563051830Oh, so someone vandalized the OP to include JP updates on the thread that should be global only for a long time. At least it's fixed now.>>563051863Yeah that checks out.
>>563051852I believe any late surger or end closer with a very strong late race speed unique can do it.Brian, Rudolf, and Oguri is the team I am running where I am just throwing the dice and praying that they get far enough ahead at the end where their uniques can pass the Christmas Oguri.>>563051683Large and in charge!
>>563051939Wrong anon
>>563051939There's more than 1 person that wants the global thread to be for global instead of allowing spammers to get away with off topic posts under a loophole
>>563051961It’s the opposite, but you’re free to report my global account to Cygames USA.
>now I can make SS umas, tapped into SS+ once>glue a lot more runs It feels like the more I know the more I'm prone to give up. Today out of 5 runs I glued 3.
/uma/jp is dead as fuck, they should fuck off there and revive that thread instead of spamming jp stuff here.
>>563052104I have only reached SS once a couple of days ago.Cannot replicate it
>>563052201What decks do you use?
I don't mind jp updates but who the fuck is going to even know about them
>>563052305We have a few schizos that play global and JP at the same time, one of them likes to make our OPs to boost his ego
>>563052159true
99% of the unique posters plays global not sure why the sub 1% wants to insert jp stuff when they have their own thread
>>563052280My deck is constantly Kitasan, Windy, Sunday Power, some other random SR power card like Hishiama, Tachyon wit, and then I borrow Bijin wit for NSM.I tried borrowing FineMo also but that get me to the border of S+, not quite SS.The cards I mentioned are my best cards
kill yourselves jannies, you deleted the non-troll threaddelete this one too so we can make one with proper OP
next thread won't be better
>>563051507Uma2 + 777 + 2 x non-late race restores guarantee that she will accelerate at the perfect spot basically. It’s like red shift on derby. Not a single other pace chaser has reliable accel that can trigger in good spot, and since it is a final corner track, not a final straight track, end closers wont have straightway spurt at right time either. And since you need to accelerate on the start of the corner, not on the end of it, front runners are also meh because their only two reliable accels are on the end of the corner and on a straight IF THEY ARE FIRST. Combine it with the fact that oguri does not need a single spark other than medium AND that she gets +340 stats from her dirt schedule instead of +270 triple crown/+210 triple tiara AND that she has +15% stam growth and needs 4 restores, so stamina debuffs are absolutely useless on her, you will get your answer
who likes horse porn bestiality style?
Who is the worst trainee?Gameplay only
Post something COOL.
>>563052606>Gameplay onlyboring
>>563052516Kill gorillafags
>>563052572Dont trust uma2Sometimes I got promoted to the front and got fucked as a result, theres another time theres 6 frontrunners
>>563052104I have abandoned 5/5 borrows yesterday. It feels so fucking bad
>>563050739Reminder that Maruzensky is so OLD and UGLY that NO ONE will date her
>>563052528It's not a troll thread just because you had a schizo melty
>>563052712I will become Chiyono's stepfather.
>>563052712Not true! She is still young!
Bwos I think I really like boobs
Well that was bound to happen
>>563052712I will
stop asking how to beat XOguriyou cannot sabotage XOguri gameplanbuild better umasbeat them fair and square
>>563052769I'm not your boogeyman, we always had JP info but I know you're a /v/ immigrant trying to change the thread culture
brown people are ar fault for this
I luck shit into a UG. I have no idea how I did it.
>>563051675xoguri's ult is dookie on everyone but her
What even set off all these melty this time?
>>563052856You can now get JP info here daily >>562953563
>>563052795improbable
>>563052863Based Racist Calstone
>>563052795Fat ones, flat ones or both?
>>563052856The time to include JP info is over if that info being included is the loophole morons use to spam off topic garbage. You have an entire thread for JP info: >>562953563
>>563052946Can’t we just kill /uma/ permanently then the next thread will be just /umaen/, so JP will be permanently seperate?
>>563052937SEA anon is on his period again and he can't stop bleeding so he needs to shit up the place as his replaced hormones tell him.
>>563052856Just ignore it. This isn't our first time or the first time he tried forcing this.Jannies just doesn't care about us that much to look up what's happening to our thread.
>>563052975Oguri's premium mediums for me
>>563052946>>563052992you are newfags, you will not change how this thread works
>>563053038>yuriHang all browns
>>563053052Oguri's mediums are IRL Large btw
>>563052171In junior when the tempo is bad, like shitty trainings, low friendships, only 2 umas on training at best, its most likely not worth the time. >>563052201If I know already its gonna be an S+ at best, I just give up. If you play anything else but Oguri as ace, you need consistent SS, where you can comfortably reach it, as its you "normal" roll and S+ is when something really goes bad. I keep seeing more and more functional UG's not meme ones with trial skills, so yeah the next CM will be another seal clubbing unfortunately.
>>563053010In theory it would work, but in practice now you're expecting tons of anonymous posters to all individually do what you want, and for jannies to allow it.There are already 2 threads, why flip shit and make /umaen/ instead of use the thread that is almost exclusively Global discussion for global, and the thread that is almost exclusively JP discussion for JP? What is the benefit, and how do you convince jannies to allow the 3rd Uma thread to start instead of nuke it the same way they just nuked a revenge thread?
How I feel knowing that antijpfag is a brown seamonkey that barely gets enough money to survive a month
bwos can we make a mod that turns this onahole into a picture of a big chungus cat? it gives me panic attacks and I'll have a melty if she doesn't go away
>let /uma/ and its numbering die>change to /umaen/ thread #1 to complete the divorceIt’s not that hard
>>563052516this desu. fuck off to the jp thread
>>563053104>>563053010
>>563053010Theres no need to do it since almost all of the active playerbase of /vg/ uma are global./jp/ uma players are mostly retired from playing, some still cant let go of the ip or became degenerate irl horse gamblers
>>563053183cute cat
>>563053189>onahole>he waifus the shitty uma
Real schizoid hours in here
sweepy, hide the stub
>>56305314882 cm is not that big(even considering that we don’t know the underboob measurement)
I have no experience with U=ma2can it pre-fire here?where is the 50% mark
>>563053269It’s not that hard to kill the numbering and make a fresh start.
>>563053319Ikuno would not say this.
>>563051337You can't use u=ma2 on CM13>>563053389procs too early for carryover
Danzig FUCKED
>>563053424>>562953563
lets move umaen to telegram
>>563053506Telegram would work
>>563053434So down to 3 heals?
>>563053469nyo
>>563053442yeah, me
sorry danchou but i just doored 4 of my borrows
>>563053605Which mare are you again?
>check that poll made earlier>there are people who want to roll for Yaeno Muteki and Bamboo Memorybut why
>>563053241>>563053402We're not stopping you from making /umaen/. Go do it if you want. I'm not risking the ban when the last time I tried to make a branch from an existing thread type, it just got me banned for spamming/flooding the catalogue (from 1 single thread post).
>>563053506/uma/ is 95% SEA and south american, it has to be a facebook or whatsapp group.
New IFHA ranking
>>563053576yeppers, 75.36% on 1000 wit. i'm thinking of also taking radiant star but don't let me gaslight you since I haven't tested that yet. In my mind it kinda works since everyone will have access to Red Shift but I'm also retarded.
>>563053389Uma2 can prefire, but the idea is that on mostly you proc 3/4 restores and1. You didn’t get 1 of pre-late race restore, then uma2 is your second restore and 777 hits the accel(perfect)2. You dont get 777, but get both pre-late race accels, so uma2 is your 3rd accel and you cope it procs on the later part of where it can proc(good)
Shut up, all of you just shut the hell up.
>Nishiama>owner of Seiun Sky>he has cancerSeiunfags on suicide watch
>>563053827Yeppers should go to /umajp/
>>563052516They're attention whores. They killed their own /vg/ player base and thread by being insufferable, and now that Global is not just popular but has a much more active thread, they demand we deal with them and aren't allowed to have our own thread. They want their cake and to eat it too. They'll pretend that we can make /umaen/ but if we do they'll just follow us and attention whore there too, jannies don't have a clue that stay gold isn't in global yet.
WHERE ARE YOUAND I'M SO SORRYI CANNOT SLEEPI CANNOT DREAM TONIGHT
>>563053795So she loses 1 out of 4 times.Not bad.
>>563053645Someone has to roll for them and tell us the ways they differ.
>>563053319fuck you *takes off your glasses*
>>563053345anon that's pretty big for a Japanese girl....
>>563053645>yurislopNeck yourself, faggot
>>563053883I will kill you
>>563050946Nice filename
>>563053883This is also fine
>>563053883BASED megane is SHIT
sweepy, grind 3 parent runs for me, and add umajp and umaen to the filter list
Driver Nature
>>563053883>eyes are not 3_3what the fuck>>563053937You seem to be lost
>>563053856Just fuck off already you parasite, that is a screenshot from global.Bu of course you don't know that because you don't read the stories or even play the fucking game.
>>563053963They hated him, for he told the truth...
>>563053506https://t.me/+z5IRUX41_KViMGE9 UMAEN HAS BEEN MADE. problem solved forever
Fighting Spirit or Be Still for Late XOguri? Using Corner Recovery + 777.
>>5630512762 fronts and a debuffer
>>563054131>Coal Shitty
>>563054079https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bu2fCS_ODxI
>>563054131Her tits are NOT that big
>>5630512763 front is the way
don't look /jp/ falseflag!
>>563054181nevermind I'm retarded, soft step works
>>563054243CUTEThis kind of propaganda is the best
how ppl reach ug with this deck? i can only reach s+ with the same deck
>>563054079>>>/u/
>>563054342FUKUHIGHROLL
Gotta love watching the JP schizos have complete melties that for once something doesn't go their way
Become retarded
>>563054286im not looking
>>563051236>>563052159based>>563051149fuck off t/v/oon
All the other Umas with the pumped up kicksYou better run better runOutrun my gun
>>563053957Ugly nip>>563054286Ugly hag
>>563054342nice glue bwo
>>563053886Hard to judge without underboob measurement, but usually 82cm is at most B cup, she must be really REALLY thin to get into C cup area, her underboob should be the same as her waist to be C size
>>563054342highroll, fl and most likely taking the cheapest skills possible to inflate rating
>>563054431How retarded?
voat in poalhttps://poal.me/e6v11r
>>563053883that's not right
>>563053790another year of geldings being world hoty
>>563052863> are ar fault good morning saaaaar
>>563054457>>562953563
>>563054423I remember asking about JP stuff twice ITT and JP players told me to ask in JP thread, like whats the point of having JP stuff here if they cant even answer.
>>563054528very
Dream Journey when
i just did ayabes career story and it is OMEGAKINO
>>563054632I guess it's true, every uma has at least 1 fan
>>563054631Splendid
>>563054532It's all shit
>>563054532Invalid until /v/ leaves.
>>563051276Bring debuffers or train a better front
>>563054598The trick is that they don't play the game. They are addicts to either porn/waifu shit or actual horse racing, and continue posting in our threads due to habit and sunk cost. They'll spam their folder of images for hours but they won't genuinely help players unless it's to ego boost with an avatar attached (and the 1 JP guy that does that generally has surface level advice that is barely helpful).
i agree that we dont need jp news on the op. and i own this general
>>563054342this is as high as i can go with that deck
>>563054632Why does she hate Korean men?
>>563054685Don't be rude
>>563053790>Gender: horsehmmm
I'm only gonna post JP umas from now on.Maybe I'll install it so I can take some screenshots too :)
>>563054590Frankly, as long as it’s called /uma/, there will always be jp coming in and out. It’s for general uma franchise discussion.
>>563054712I wouldn’t want any girl less retarded than she
>>563054342Look at the number of races bro>>563054827>65RB>only 30 racesgee I wonder why
>>563053790>HK betting owners about to murder Ka Ying Rising because they're forced to pay out 1.05 odds out of their own pocket
>>563054893Do it, faggot
only ai art can save this general
What did this nogga mean with "help players"
>>563054776Now that's a girl who's actually unpopular
>>563054812Thats fine but can you kill /v/ from here at least? Thanks
it was, in fact, not butter
>>563054827Gotta believe in the Fuku highroll
>>563054836boobs too big
>>563054342Jarvis, pull up the skills.Inflating umas with a fast learner hat is very easy.
>>563054532I want the cute front runners and late surgersthe best styles
>>563054924>shut race moa!!!shut up fatass
>>563054896>>>/r/eddit
>>563054896No, there is not a single indication in the OP that it is for general franchise discussion, the OP is clear this is a Global thread. It's fags like you giving excuses to off topic image dumpers that make the threads war and fight instead of just each group having the thread for their people.
>>563055067>inflatingskills are literally all that matters in anything shorter than long from this point onward
>>563054929>teio pantyhoseSEX
>>563054590WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE THINGS SO COMPLICATEDI SEE THE WAY YOU'RE ACTING LIKE SOMEBODY ELSEIT GETS ME FRUSRATED
>>563054806Do you do anything other than cry when you see something you don't have?
>>563055116Sex with Verxina. I am really glad she's a front runner.
>>563054827Get better sparks and race way more
>>563054994idk, I don't reply to meta questions that aren't "What is next best generalist card" and similar because I don't care about meta beyond thatIn the first place I play for cute uma and stories so my advice would be useless
>>563055067It's not inflation when every run without fast learner is glue at this point.
>>563055191No, with inflating I mean putting shit like "Medium corners + Long corners" on the same uma, buying cheap skills that don't matter only to get the rank higher.
>>563054984i drew this. do not repost.
>>563054685Don't say that like she's Air Messiah, bwo.She's just popular with the lesser gender.
>>563054342Are the inherits supposed to be full power?
>>563054532I'm rolling for>Nishino Flower>Zenno Rob Roy>Hishi Miracle
>>563054342Learn how to play MANT and get lucky
More AIslop again, jesus christ
>>563055313
>>563055405Notice how she isn't holding any games.>Dia-chanOof.
>>563055313all umas should be build like tanks
>>563055206Do you do anything other than dump images without context and then bitch and moan when people don't like you?
>>563055312I'm a heterosexual male and I want to SEXUALLY fuck Dream Journey, she's insanely hot and I like how her butt is plump despite her frame. She gets me HARD.
>>563054893You should just copy paste screenshots from JP blogs or something, that's less effort to troll epically
>>563054924>>563055162>>563055225too afraid to reply racemoa niggers?
>>563054827Good morning mr witlet and racelet SAARPlease do the racingful and wit trainingful
>>563055405does that box explode as well?
>>563055424i don't think i'm going to trust a 200 year old jew to tell me what's gay and what's straight
I clicked a single rainbow wit to level up friendship with finemo, then I remembered I carrots so it could have been a double rainbow...
we should kill and burn every jp and /v/ tranny in this general
>>563055567You're gay, and also brown
>>563055537This is not india, street shitter.Leave your "saaar" in your shithole.
>>563055184You have to start clamping down on people posting umas who aren’t on global yet then. Because there’s a lot of that.
>Keiba MADs are a thingholy
>>563055507I don't remember posting this
I do not "roll". I do not pull, I do not gamba, I do not luckshit, I do not pray, I do not leave it up to chance, I SPARK. And if I don't have enough carats, I don't attempt.
This thread's the perfect opportunity to ramp up and increase your filter count bwos
>only 50 RB while losing multiple racesLOL
nishicunny when
>>563055827fuck off back to umajp she's not in the game
>>563055162>>563055529skill = issue
>>563054632>>563054685>>563054836>>563055057>>563055312>>563055507>>563055765careful there, that's my tiny pocket-sized mafia boss fuckwife you're talking about
3 CLOCKS IN DA JAR AGAIN FOR OKA SHO!!!
>>563055793It's the best minigame thanks to an anon's suggestion
>filters whole general>ends up talking to ximself onlykek
>>563055909
>>563055889how do you keep losing to her in junior year then?
>>563056070Ignore her birthday, she's shit
why did she fall off
>>563055312Why did I catch a stray?
>>563056070Why is VF like this?
>>563056137Holy shit...So you do exist...
>>563055721yeah, from spammers raiding from /umaJP/
>>563056227rickey sexalso nrt sex
>>563055405The only way Kita could realistically obtain a PS5
>>563055793post your list, I'm too lazy to filter 1000 JP images posted without context
>>563056414Holy FUCKKKKK
>>563055793thanks for reminding me to start anon
All fucking week I've been getting pinks like this. I might actually be cooked for this CM.
>>563056346You might have to up your filter game unless you can report or redirect every non-global uma back to JP.
>>563056414sexsauce?
>>563056404WTF HAPPENED HERE
>>563056414That's a tranny
>>563056495Why is she so tiny?
>>563056414Id swing those maestros
>>563056092He doesn’t actually play the game and just wants to shit up the threads. He’s always been exposed multiple times like this
>Sky can't help but to think about her in the event
Creek fans, that is a man
>ever since mant came out the game regularly causes my Jewgle Pixel to completely crash>cygay apparently doesn't care enough to fix whatever is causing itepic
>3* Turf>Ignited Spirit WITShould I keep it? This is for one of my [Falco/spoiler] Grandparents
>>563056382>fat>wrinkles Ugly gyaru
>>563056612Allow meto explain:A guy enters vidya gaming club, grabs ps5, leaves
>>563056669Seiun is a criminal.
>>563056721where the groundwork
>>563056643You appear to be in the wrong thread, you're looking for >>562953563 This thread is for Global and that character does not exist in the game
>>563056756that looks like a mueseum why do they just let him take itwtf is the security guy doindoes the ps5 even have games
>>563056646no he is right jp should fuck off still wanted to know when cunny flower drops
>>563056770On the other 5 inheritances I'm going to have
>>563056761>now you touch itSEIUN YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
>>563056669she's just like me
>>563056761Why is Japanese company pushing western jewush LGBt slop? I thought japan based
>>563056721>Caring about the 3 pink and 1 (one) whiteYou can do better in 8 runs provided you grab an actual front grandparent and show me -yes, me- your parent deck and cards available.Do you have guts bakushin or power falco?KP?
>>563056669The story has 2 evil sides.On one side, Seiun is cheating on Nishino with Fuji and on the other side that evil Doto doxxed Shakur.
>>563056721Only good as a ggp to start an ignited wit lineage
>>563056879In 3 days.
>>563056850she ows me SEX
>>563056404Notice what he didn't steal
>>563057000trips checkedi though today damn
>>563056897that's like -20
Why is Japan pushing lesbon dyke agenda? Birth rates are low as is wtf
parent farming with Tachyon is comfy
>>563056778It just hit me, but does that mean everyone should ignore what’s happening on pakalive youtube?
>>563057018
ok but I still didn't get an answer on why is she so tiny
>>563056340You are really rude
>>563057181
>>563057170Japan hates men
>>563057267Every brown south-Asian will roll for her just for her ultimate ability
>>563057267The real horse was tiny. In uma lore, she’s an elementary schooler who jumped grades. Probably 9-10 years old.
>>563056414
>>563057334Look anon, you are like a unicorn sighting, no way I am not screenshotting your every post>>563057375hot
>>563056115She's playing a more generous game called Nikke
>>563057410Ugly troon
>>563057170Blackrock is one of the investors for cyberagent
>>563057180no lol stop responding to a schizo from/v/
>>563057510Top surgery?
>>563050837hope your mother realises a folly and performs a late stage abortion on you
>>563057542hashire hashire
Post yuri
>>563050837dont shay that...
>>563057179Spoiled child needs correction (in non g1 clothes)
>>563057542ningen ( except ugly cunt aoi) >>> every uma in the game
>>563055793The thread is better now, thanks.
>>563056992did Doto do it? why!?!
why did she do it?
>>563057542No hags
>>563057745cute grandma
>>563057585actually you are the one replying to a /v/ tranny
>>563057690>>563057679Please stop posting this ugly hag. She's uglier than Dream Journey
>>563056840KekHe is confidentDone and gone in 40 secondsNo
>>563057675
>>563057843>Dream JourneyShe is very gorgeous to me!
>>563057180there's a wide gap between rarely posting slightly relevant stuff that's new vs spamming the shit out of off topic stuff with no purpose just for attention. but realistically if you want the latest up to date JP news you literally have an entire thread dedicated to that on this board.
>>563052606fuku or anime mcqueen
>>563057843Based, we don't accept ugly umas
>>563057895fuck off retarded /v/ tourist
>>563057892blink twice if you're being threatened right now
>>563057843Hey.Fuck you.
>>563057843retard
>>563057820so what's the deal with herwhy do they portray her as grandma
>>563057170Because two hot girls kissing is fucking HOT and you can impregnate both girls during the threesome
>>563057719Don't say that.
>>563057978Hag propaganda
/v/immigrants not welcome, go away
>>563053319do you mean schizo ?
>>563056669Between this, and the fact that Ive been using SR Nisnino a lot lately due to MANT, it really makes it feel like Cygames is pushing this ship REALLY hard.
>>563057978Real horse had the longest career out of all the umas so far (ran for 9 years and even won a jpnG1 on the 9th year iirc which is really rare)
>>563057843t. Still in Cucking
>>563057953congrats on ruining an uma for me before I even know who they are. I don't know why I even show up here, it always makes me want to just drop the game
shipping Nishino with her trainer
>>563057978The horse started racing as a 3YO and ended as a 9YOIn her career, there is an event talking about how Acute was a senior before Ricky even started racing and was still running when Rickey became a senior (at least 6 years of racing)
>>563057978IRL horse raced until 9y.o.
>>563058239Let me ruin more for you.
>>563057978she RAPED shart falcon
So is /bee/ just the escapegoat for everything now?
>>563058189>>563058286Both are shit
>>563057793Ramonu is so fucking ugly
>>563058098>Cygay>pushing Seiun and FlowerBwo...
>>563058397I see you want more Crown.
>>563057041...your heart?
>>563058239You sound like a faggot, drop the game
>>563058507is her nicknamed supposed to be ticket+schizo
>character>is for (you)>aggressivelyKino
>>563058239skill issue
>>563058557Riko is cute
>>563058510I probably will. The game is comfy but you really need community to figure out a lot of it, but damn does this community try it's best to make the game unappealing. I would never resort of d*scord or r*ddit but I can't imagine they are this bad.
>>563058448 >posting the fraud that loss many races
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>563058652Yeah but look how sexy she is.
>as if /v/ troons and jo dogs were not enough, now we also get raided by hoyo trannies
>>563058614I feel like she would bite during sex, but not like play bites, rather ones that would draw blood
>>563058686Still would
>>563058376they're the ones to try to change the thread culture, yes
>>563058557Riko is ugly
what will her story be for the satono clan?
>>563058557Riko is
>>563058651The r*ddit community is actually relatively better than the current /uma/ as things stand.The d**cord mods don't even play the game, so don't bother with them.
next thing /v/trannies are gonna try to push away from this thread is watching irl horse g1 races ittthey will 100% seethe people are gonna post about haruten here
>>563058261I do not understand this image at all
>>563058732Meant for >>563058606
>>563058849DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>563050739trolling is against the rules you retarded faggot
>>563058894>jordonfag
>>563058735S E X
>>563058802Hard to guess when his career is not over yet, might go in the direction of carving his own place in the sun as a sprinter while being in the same gen as Equinox and Do Deuce
>>563059031Fuck you don't associate my wife with assholes that spam moon rune trash in a global thread
I WANT TO ROLL FOR NISHINO NOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>563059129Those aren't moonrunes, those are chinkrunes. It's worse.
Kiatsuragi Ace is just a big Teio, am I the only one who sees this?
>>563059145Stay strong, Chiyobro… She will be here soon…
>>563059145then do itroll now and see if you get her, maybe you get super lucky
>>563059129>2026>on 4chan>not knowing how to read atleast hiragana and katakanagod I hate /v/ trannies
>>563058927It's an image of all the winners of G1 (and before they became G1) races + Horse of the YearIncludes uma images for horses that have a uma counterpart
>>563058904Kitasan SexSex with KitasanKitasexo
>get a good run for once>still no mile sparkscygays a shit
>>563050739
>>563059129>gyarucuckLMFAO>>563059249Shit umas
>>563059249STALLIONS...
>>563059301True
i think modest tits are cute
>>563059196Go fuck yourself. Never compare my goat to Teio.
>>563059301double paizuri with dia and kita
>>563059249These are men.
>>563059249I suddenly have the urge train Goldship. Weird.
I'm a newfriend from /v/. Can you guys give me an uma wife?
>>563059119>same gen as kitaspermWHAT DA HECK!?
>>563059536Faggot
>>563059610Vodka
>>563059358creek isn’t a hag and ramonu is ugly
>>563059536based
>>563059542But she looks like big teio?
>>563059610Furioso
>>563059471the only gyaru worth thinking about is palmer, and that's because she is the closes to fucking youthe others?>gold shittyliterally can't stand being next to you. only tolerates you because you're the only torena who is enough of an autistic simp to let her do modelling while racing>heliosdyke>jordanactually somewhat cute, but she is too retarded and is lacking that "kind to otaku" factor that could lead to her catching feelings for you
>>563059610Here's your new wife. Be sure to roll for her this weekend.
Where are all the cute anons?
>>563059672I hope you get cancer.
>>563059772you will never take me alive
>>563059768I forgot to say I'm not a pedophile. Can you give me a new one?
>>563059761oh so you don’t play the game i c
>>563059542Literallywho Ace vs Tokai "My season of the anime is the best and probably always will be" Teio
>>563059772Raped by /v/troons
>>563059857>My season of the anime is the best and probably always will bebut, that's oguri....
>>563059857Don't ever reply to my posts ever again.
>>563057948>>563057825>>563058732>>563058904baseddont stop calling out t/v/oon and dont stop bullying them>>563059610fuck off you are not welcome
>>563059297>2014>Gentildonna>wins 1 race>horse of the yearlol?
>>563059840they’re all minors
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
Nice slow metabolism.
>>563059840Most of our wives are already taken. Will you settle for this one? She's a bit used but everyone loves her.
unforgivable
>>563059297wtf Hokko Tarumae is a damn beast???
>>563059973you are not welcome here either you AI slop posting retard, go to the favelas alongside your /v/ brethren
>>563060065Tomboys are so ugly
What is the first uma that comes to your mind when you hear "Cygames""Umamusume Pretty Derby"
>>563060097there's a reason why d*rtfags are torn between her and feng shui
>>563059974it doesn't include international races. she won the dubai sheema classic.
>>563060169Sakura Chiyono O
>>563060169>DerbyDAAAAAHBYYYYYYYYYYY
>>563059518>>563059551Now I'm horny
>>563060041Stop!!!! You’ll get a tummyache if you drink too fast!!!!!!!!
I used my new air fryer just now. It's pretty neat for a quick grilled chicken breasz
>>563059857>He prefers the nepo baby>when the other choice is a great underdog storyfag>>563059974She also won Dubai Sheema Classic and considering that everyone else won only 1 G1...
>>563060234kitasex
Yes, that is precisely what my oshiwife's appeal is
>>563060169umapyoi
>>563059739urara a closet semen demen
>>563060297brat
>>563060297eat your damn broccoli
>>563060189>feng shuiwho?
>>563060332I need that...
Someone post THAT chopped tree trunk please
>>563060437Rickety
>>563060504You sick bastard
>>563060532why feng shui?
>>563060513go back to your favela on /v/ newfaggot, nobody likes you
>>563060585
>>563060289Umapyoi
>>563058747No, shitposters are using them to falseflag all their shitposting since it's a nice excuse
>>563060649holy shit, doc is a chadi wonder if her in-game lore has it so that her dad was a trainer who saved nikita's career by helping her win those three races?
>>563060638nice falsefag /v/ troonwe love ai hereon t/v/annies hate ai you can crawl back in the hole you came out from
>>563060697sleevejob from Dia while Kita's bosom is in my face
I will not lie, Ayabe’s casual wear is pretty good. Her sweater looks really fluffy
>>563060564Why is Orfevre such a cunt?
>>563060564>Mr CB did not return after carrying her trainer awayTHEY'RE DOING UMAPYOI!!!
>>563056551Tacuteon
can only hope the great reset takes all genai with it
>>563060564Why is Nishino Flower bald?
I'm excited for my borrows bwos>>563060847right? it's amazing. I really like her necklace too
>>563060823nope, I've been here since the first CM, you also very conveniently appeared when /v/ threads got bannednobody actually likes you. not a single person will ever be proud of you
Cygames give me my borrows already!
Tachyon is an eeveelution
>>563060927all umas wear wigs
>>563060823I will NOT support AI in any capacity until I get my fair share of Opela O lewds
>>563058239bye anon
>>563060649Does she have any funny events with Fuku?
>>563055793>37 filtered comment>81 hidden recursivelyHoly shit and this is just like 20 lines of filter
I had no idea that you had such an awful shitposter here, I am sorry /uma/bros
>>563060927I think the artist just put the uma trainers in their trainees' outfits, as a gag that also indicates which trainer is which.
Nishino Mommy...
AGUNES TACHYON
>>563061109share the filter, I need it
Sexy loli Luna…
we NEED a mesugaki uma
>>563061093
Petty "culture" wars in a general are so fucking stupid. I've seen it once and it was like this, but I'd say this is more braindead and pointless, considering both of us are from the same site
>>563061251Teio
>>563061251>>563060984already too afraid to respond to me? seems like my superiority caused a melty from you kill yourself, you will never amount to anything in life
I'd take the gay baiting Chiyonofag over this sloppa spammer.
>>563060649Where do you find this page you got this screenshot from? This is cool trivia
>>563061252>Shotacon umaWtf I love dirtoids now?
>>563061187
Ima be honest, Im not a lolimancer, but damn I would fuck her senseless
>66cm bust lolihag dream journey sexo
>>563061114it's fine, I just try to ignore any posts with an image but no text.
>>563061252uhhhhhhh... BASED???
>>563061252NYOOOOO
has the thread quality always been this shit or is this a recent development?
>>563061050no one gens pics of a male umathis is the best i found
>>563061349https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ucoR1eN1TSMSiXS-GPgTU_wOeJUUbHy0o5xFBFIQYG8/edit?usp=sharing
I'm not even a porn addict but I genuinely get the urge to masturbate every time I see Inari One in-game. Why did they make her tits SO huge? I will roll her for sure.
I hate my trainee and I wish I had a different one.
>>563061453It's a few retards from /umajp/ throwing a tantrum and spamming the fuck out of the thread because the OP removed the JP "news" (irrelevant stuff for global and old info since there is no actual new news on the JP side right now)
>>563061453/v/ uma got banned, and they flooded here.
>>563061453/v/ is here now. 1+1=
>>563061460very curious how you're only active during early EU times, almost like it's evening in Jakarta right now
>>563061453The thread is comfy though. Use filters.
>>563061252>Rickey is a pedoKill all Rickeyfags
>>563061557Didn't JP just get a new uma announced? Either way, rev up the filters.
>>563061557neck yourself /v/ tourist, you are not welcome here, you never will be
>>563061654>Rickey is a pedoBASED
>>563061559the /v/ uma players aren't the ones with hundreds of random JP uma images to dump
>40 kg >barely four foot seven Imagine
>>563061453/v/ma was obliterated. /v/ schizos are all here now. The anti-JP schizo and AIslop jeet have joined forces to shit up the thread 24/7.
>>563061109What's interesting is the hidden and filtered comments are always in a set of 3, and always 90seconds apart.The anon that was saying that it's just 3 samefags is probably not even wrong holy shit>>563061234Sorry don't want the guy to work around the filters so I wont share mine.
Never forget
seeeeeeeeeeeeex>>563061587>Jakartadunno where your shithole is suppose to be but no one cares about it faggot
>>563061779Fokke the Pokke
how do you hate aislop and hate discord at the same time? curious
>>563061819We haven't updated that chart in a while, huh.
>>563061821struck a nerve did I? you should go to sleep soon otherwise you'll miss your morning shift at Jolibee you seapag
>>563061819>No Reason 4/5 intensityExplain
jiggies?
>>563061856search no logic in a fat subhumans brain
>>563061252>we want the shotacon audienceCygames must be desperate
>>563061460>ai spammers join opera haters>calling her maleYour downfall shall soon commence
mile S again instead of medium...
i miss my comfy general
>>563061818It's been pretty obvious but a bored fag that will always post on cooldown is enough to shit up the thread.
>>563062005luddites are trannies and they love discord so im sort of confused on why a tranny would be on 4chan
>>563062062me too but it's looking grim with all the /v/ermin flooding here
if global hits 1 trillion fans, that is like 4 trillion fans in jp unitsso global strong actually
>>563062035NTA, but ugly boy
>>563062035I’m not saying I’d let opera rape me, but if it were to happen, I wouldn’t resist
>>563060504>>563060560Pretty please?
>>563062062It's comfy though, no idea what you're talking about.
>>563061984get...jiggy?
>knows everything about seapag land>no you are the seapaglmaoing at your pity full attempt seadogi feel a tiny bit sad for you, just a tiny bitbut you deserved to live in a shithole and suffer lol
>your trainee keeps coming to your home and hanging out in your little brother's roomwat do?
>>563062062come join us at >>562953563 , you can talk about global since all global content is also in JP
>>563062035NTA, but pretty boy
>>563061819>Bourbon>+-15 pixels bellow Bakushin>"I like you but in a different way than my father">starts belly dancing to express her feelings to you during Valentine's dayStatus: Angered by a chart.
>>563061819It’s funny how gaslighting this chart is because opera literally proposes to you but she is “one sided”, lower than balushin, that straight up rejects your advances
>>563062248Kill yourself, clanker
>>563057542FUCK journalists
>>563061819That chart never took off nor was it ever updated
>>563062128dont say that...
>>563062210sexxxxxxxx
>>563062324
>>563061819I'm surprised fuji kiseki is that high. I didn't get that vibe.
>>563062198>>563061934you forgot to use the reply function! I can also see you're struggling with basic English~you will die alone, not a single person cares about you
>>563061538don't worry, anon. after 3 years, you can easily scout a better onejust remember to not fall for the tsundere scam. there is no dere at all. just full on tsun. especially if she's blonde
>>563062128Opera O is literally the most beautiful uma
>>563062284Ring scene not good enough, cope.
>>563062248live, that chart is bogus
Mambo
