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ask the opposite gender anything
seething and deleting edition
previous >>34308455
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Now that the dust has settled, what did Brit government expect with this?
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>>34309426
Answer pls
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Just found out schizophrenia is chronic and degenerative, especially if you develop it early (like in your teens), meaning it most likely will get worse over time. Even when you take medication for it.

To think I thought I could "fix" a schizo at one point lol...
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>>34309426
This is what they do. If they could they would nuke the Earth and kill us all in one of their little raptures so we could join God. Insane bastards.
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>>34309428
answer wat
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>>34309431
In the other place
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>>34309427
She's a bad guy
...
Duh
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>>34309426
Anyone else feel like if they aren't great at something then there is no point in trying at it?
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>>34309435
I felt that way as a child, yes
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>>34309435
yeah, but I don't think it's a mindset issue but an energy issue
I simply don't have the energy to train things that don't come easy to me and I also don't have the energy for the emotional regulation required to deal with frustration and disappointment
I know I absolutely could train something if I had the resources for it, so it's not like I have a fixed mindset that sabotages me
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>>34309426
M or F
Do you meet up for coffee or something light and in public before you go on a official date with someone?
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>>34309426
M or F
What are ways to break the ice and initiate conversation?
What do you say to strangers?
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>>34309445
f
"hey, thats my bag", "oh, my bad, it's yours, looks like we have the same one. great minds think alike it seems"
no but on a serious note, I avoid speaking to people irl whenever possible
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F.
>>34309442
That's my goto first date, and yes I consider that an actual date.
>>34309445
I only talk to strangers if there's something to talk about. Something contextual we obviously have in common and wouldn't be stupid to discuss.
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>>34309435
A long time ago, if it was some kind of competition and I knew I wasn't smart or tryhard enough to win. I think the last time it was about my grades at university.
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What to do when the distractions are not enough anymore and you miss what you cannot have
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>>34309445
M
I just ask something relevant to what they’re doing or what they’re wearing or a physical attribute. Ask about tattoos, sports teams, their jobs. Ask how their day is going. People are so fucking starved for connection nowadays because Covid made everyone scared to talk that most people will love being asked things, at least in my experience. Works better with dudes, girls usually want compliments more than neutral comments
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>>34309426
Women, would you be interested in a guy who had
>Dairy King looking for his Dairy Queen
As a caption while he’s holding a gallon of milk in each hand?
Burger King crown is also a possible addition.
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>>34309449
meditate on your tinitus
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>>34309451
could work
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Why did she randomly unadd me 9 days after we stopped talking after viewing my story? I'd posted other stories in the meantime too.
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I'm the cockroach under gods fridge and brother does he got sandals
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>>34309454
to send a clear signal that somehow still isn't clear to you
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>>34309455
I could write a million sentences and never create magic like this
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>>34309456
What?
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Everybody got opinions, tellin' me to spend it right (What?)
You ain't never had this much money, I can't take your advice
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>>34309457
sign up for my online schizophrenic writing master class, only $67.67 for members
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>>34309459
jeff turning in his apartment right now
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>>34309460
Oh that’s why, it’s you
You freaking peeve me off with how talented and beautiful you are
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>>34309462
mwah
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>>34309451
Don’t think so. Is it a fast food thing?
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>>34309445
F
Hm. Never had to think about it, I don’t initiate conversations with strangers unless it’s in a professional setting.
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>>34309463
Cheese of the day: La Retorta
La Retorta is a smooth, creamy and dense orange-coloured cheese featuring a fondant-like creamy paste at its core. Its exquisite flavour is characterized by the richness of ewe's milk. This cheese earned the title of "Best Spanish Cheese" at the World Cheese Awards in 2017.
https://www.cheese.com/media/img/cheese-suggestion/LaRetorta1_1280x800.webp

Are you fascinated?
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>>34309464
It’s an American blizzard store, essentially glorified ice cream.
I haven’t been to one in forever, I just wanted something original, but cute.
Not some stupid bs like
>I’ve had enough playing games, looking to be the game master
Or w/e
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>>34309466
>ewe
Y u calling it that? I never had la retorta but it does sound fantastic, I will try it if I ever come across it. Yes, I'm fascinated.
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I want to cum on a cute girl or in her
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>>34309468
>Y
I’m basically the William Burroughs of this chat
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> The hipster had absorbed the existentialist synapses of the Negro, and for practical purposes could be considered a white Negro.
Bars
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>>34309473
very parasitic of you
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>>34309475
pretty sure rap music is an instrument of saturn worship
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>>34309476
Erm, why such rude descriptors
>>34309478
Plato wrote that anything but simple music is bad and that the flute should be outlawed. I’m further convinced that most people who talk about philosophy don’t actually read it
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>>34309479
>rude
siiigh, I was trying to loop the narrative of the cockroach with the naked lunch bugs
>most people who talk about philosophy don’t actually read it
the most based philosophical stance one can have is to not let the thoughts of others influence yours anyways
pic very rel
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>>34309481
I cannot believe he called the drugs The Black Meat, why the fuck is he so fucking gay
> not let the thoughts of others influence yours anyways
What if they’re thoughts of booba haha
Another banger
> the search for the "unachievable whisper of mystery within the sex, the paradise of limitless energy and perception just beyond the next wave of the next orgasm.” Truth is no more nor less than what one feels at each instant in the perpetual climax of the present.
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>>34309485
>why the fuck is he so fucking gay
mutt's law

especially if they are gooner thoughts, that is how rap music drafts you for the army of the slaves of the flesh

you ever ponder how fucking deranged masturbation is?
>rub yo elbow to make your body spasm
ok king
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>>34309455
lmao
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>>34309487
> that is how rap music drafts you for the army of the slaves of the flesh
Kinda true, however I find this is an intellectual failing as I have taken my status of sex-death artificer a little too seriously, in which only the purveyors of the scene can truly enjoy it and walk away without losing their soul
> you ever ponder how fucking deranged masturbation is?
Absolutely, it’s a revolt against your dual senses. Gooning is cowardice, symbolic of a disease and broken bridges
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>>34309490
the beatings you will receive will be tantalizing
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>>34309467
Huh. Idk both sounds bad to me
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>>34309492
I like when you hurt me
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>>34309495
thats a direct result of you thinking you are immune to the cube propaganda
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>>34309496
Hm no I just choose to let it affect me because it’s exciting and being everything is the best way to farm intensity
Sweet sweet hellfire
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You have failed to live in China Lake.

Your suffering is well deserved.
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2 steps to happiness:
Gratitude
Be present in the present moment
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>>34309498
I cut you down the back and pressed my body into yours. I filled your skin, your eyes became mine, your pores and sweat opened and poured for me. Your face became the lumped version of my own. I am what you weren’t. SDA
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Fellow men (and incels), are you too a slut for women?
I am such a slut for women.
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>>34309503
Yes I like when they drink cum directly from my pee pee.
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>>34309481
>>34309485
The fuck is this quirk chungus shit?
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>>34309512
50s and 60s American literature quotes
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>>34309426
Either gender
How do (you) meet new people?
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>>34309512
it is just swiss pretending to be herself.
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>>34309503
I wish I was gay. At least then sexual attraction wouldn't be so one-sided.
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>>34309510
My bf keeps trying to convince me that I won't taste anything if he cums while I'm deepthroating him.
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JH is slowly approaching a throatpie. I have forseen this.
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any turbo dudes itt rn?
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>>34309521
EPIC
P
I
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NAME
A
M
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DROP
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P
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>>34309523
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owkdI5FOsIk
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>>34309521
I blame you guys for planting that term in my head and me being stupid enough to parrot it.
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Why are so few women virgins? Really terrible to live in a pre-collapse society.
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>>34309220
She has effectively "given up" on sex. We only fuck a couple of times a week, and while I make her cum plenty with my hands she says she wants my cock for a long time, 5-20+ minutes of consistently mid-high tempo, which I cannot do. She doesn't find it at all enjoyable and has almost assumed an attitude of "just do your thing", which in turn makes it equally as unfulfilling to me because it seems like I'm boring her or just a failure of a man.
She told me to go ahead and fuck others so I can get better at sex. l fail to see how this would help us in any way, so I won't, but it still seems odd because she is steadfast in monogamy in all other ways.
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>>34309527
Why are so many men such gigantic faggots? Barely literate, can’t cook, can’t fix a machine, full of hate and spite, vanity muscles that do nothing practical, can’t fight, can’t take responsibility, can’t fuck, can’t drive fast, can’t do a backflip
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>>34309526
That has been a very common term in porn for many, many years now.
You making it out as if I taught you about it, just because I mentioned it the other day, is so weird.
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>>34309528
>She told me to go ahead and fuck others so I can get better at sex.
NTA
That's a shit attitude that would not fly with me.
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>>34309530
Whatever porn circles you frequent that make the term seem common to you aren't as all-encompassing as you think.
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Why did people always think I was mentally fucked up for cutting myself, when I just liked the way it felt?
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>>34309529
Why do all these things for what any sensible man since the times of the ancient greeks would have considered unmarriable trash.
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>>34309535
>Whatever porn circles you frequent
Front page of every single porn site.
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>>34309539
I never read a story on AO3 that used that term or had that tag as far as I know.
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>>34309538
>i live my life purely for the feminine gaze
This shit is anathema for women’s interest in you because it’s extremely overplayed as a cheap entry into their pants and it being submissive to a woman should be reserved for loving situations, not offhand. Everything I listed is something you should be able to do regardless of if women existed or not, if you wish to exist in a just State. I know you’re baiting but this shit is just boring and old, pick up a book and buy a drill
>I want muh virgin
Ship has sailed, you walled
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>>34309532
I don't disagree, but after steadily worsening PE and short rounds I guess it makes sense. Idunno.
I'll just train away me PE with my hands, or die tryinf.
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>>34309543
I don't know what PE is, but good luck.
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>>34309544
Premature ejaculation.
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>>34309542
More than 40% of millenial women will never have children and that number will keep on rising.

Death can't come fast enough.
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>>34309545
Oh, didn't expect that could get worse desu. lol
Seemed more like something you lose over time, as you get more accustomed to sex.
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>>34309549
Yeah same. Not that I started out as some stallion, doggy was always my kryptonite, but the past year or two has just been a travesty in this regard.
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>>34309548
>I can’t live out my extremely specific fantasy so I’ll angst
I’ll never have a threesome with Nicki Minaj and Ice Spice, guess what? I jerk off to the Princess Diana music video and move on with my life
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>>34309543
If she tells you to go fuck other girls due to pe, she's for the trash, lol. It's extremely easy to have a wonderful sex life around that unless she herself sucks in bed.
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>>34309551
>threesome with Nicki Minaj and Ice Spice
What in the absolute fuck.
Most ghetto ass (literally) threesome.
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>>34309552
She's not for the trash, she just has little patience. I think she hasn't thought it through and maybe has a pornbrained view of sex.
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>>34309551
thanks, this made me wonder if diana had a music career I didn't know about
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>>34309553
Yeah I like em sleazy
>>34309556
Pre and post enlightenment
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>>34309551
In the 70s 50% of the population married the first person they had sex with.

The ship has sailed for those women who will unfortunately have die alone because jews to make profit for israel

I'll probably buy a cat or a dog to fill the void or something.
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>>34309555
Ruining your relationship without thinking it through due to porn brain is the definition of being for the trash.
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>>34309559
>women who will unfortunately have die alone because jews
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>>34309556
Is Ice Spice one of the Spice Girls?
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>>34309559
Need you to make profit**
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>>34309562
Google it.
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>>34309559
> In the 70s 50% of the population married the first person they had sex with.
Bullfucking shit. Not only is there no way to objectively prove this, you’re telling me the fucking groovy 70s had 1/2 of every woman having one partner? The decade famous for women abandoning society and creating enclaves in the forest and living in busses? Bullfuckingshit times a million
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hi swiss. well wishes :-)
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Women, do you sneed?
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>>34309562
yes
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>>34309562
She's the Eskimo one
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>>34309561
Yes its called ZOG.
Funny 4chan example Pol told moot to create /pol/ and he had his gf ghislaine be the top mod of reddit. Culture is directed and managed.

>>34309568
Look up "why I hate the 60s" documentary. A lot of the memes sorrounding this era is vastly overstated. Most people werent hippies doing free love. It is a meme.
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Genuinely absolutely need a body to plap rough right now.
Go full animal mode.
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>>34309577
Fuck I cant type need sleep. Wthever

Gib virgins pls
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>>34309577
bro falls for every propaganda
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>>34309577
Feel free to stop posting any time.
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>>34309581
Who?
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Surely now that the biggest actress from the last 10 years married a man shorter than her women will normalize dating someone shorter
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>>34309577
Ok I looked it up and it’s a propaganda hit piece made by Thatcher in the 80s that goes over the top say to everything in the 60s was bad and has no mention of sexual dynamics, plus you cited the 70s. Fucking idiot
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Why do romance stories glorify cheating on your partner or spouse?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJjURt0cLPU
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>>34309586
literally nobody but seething incels cares about what some paid shills do
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>>34309584
You are a retarded homosexual. Deeply disgusting creature.
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>>34309577
Nvm it came out in 2004, point still stands it deliberately casts the 60s in a bad light on purpose and doesn’t help your point at all
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>>34309426
What do you do when you u get bored of porn?
I’m a virgin and porn is starting to feel like a chore.
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>>34309593
Buy a hooker
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>>34309591
You sound like the incredibly mentally deranged christcuck.
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>>34309593
sometimes moids itt genuinely have me worried about their IQ
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>>34309593
Crazy dildos.
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>>34309587
Thatcher? She is a liberal. Not right wing.

Also, it was made by Christopher hitchens he was a trotskyist at the time.

the 70s were as degen as we pretend AT ALL.
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>>34309598
> She is a liberal. Not right wing
Alright man
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>>34309595
Most reasonable people don't like homosexuals, aka pedophiles, no matter their faith
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>>34309599
>F A hayek stan is right wing

Please dont ever speak on politics you are uneducated
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2 girls just handed me my lost student id in the computer room and as soon as they left the room they burst out laughing.
Truecel moment.
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>>34309602
That's not the point.
Hope you get help before you rape some children though.
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>>34309593
Listen to ASMR (porn ASMR is the only ASMR worth anything), get somebody to ERP with.
Or, you know, go out there and actually have sex.
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>>34309613
>porn ASMR is the only ASMR worth anything
I'm deeply upset by this assertion.
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>>34309613
*puts penis up your butt* auuyyggh
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>>34309435
All the time, if I get a script for amphetamines will that fix it?
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>>34309449
What are you trying to distract yourself from
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>>34309596
>>34309594
>>34309613
I’ve never even spoken to a woman before that wasn’t a relative, I’m not getting laid ever
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>>34309612
Hahah amazing deflection. Please get AIDS
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>>34309618
No, you need therapy/coaching for that aspect of ADHD
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>>34309616
lol

>>34309615
That's just what it is.

>>34309620
Well, that's your choice.
But stop whining about it like a subby little bitch.
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I Love Emo Anthony!
And Emo Anthony ONLY
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>>34309626
I bet you have the fattest, stinkiest pussy
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>>34309626
I don’t have the words to properly convey my absolute unadulterated abhorrence of the new stuff. It’s one thing to simply shrug and say “they fell off”, but this particular case strikes such a personal chord in me that I don’t think I can be reasonable or mature about it. Fuck that new trash so fucking much.
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Feels like I got a knife in my back. My sister has been telling me to get a job. This is just too far. Lecture me? Unbelievable.
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>>34309631
Damniel
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>>34309623
No. I enjoy listening to and making ASMR that isn't sexual. It's relaxing, like white noise.
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>>34309561
Mmfff man I wanna kiss a woman's neck
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Chef Billy Corgan be like thyme is never thyme at all
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>>34309639
The only way you’re ever kissing my neck is if you’re from the year 2008-2012, you have an emo fringe and your name is Anthony
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>>34309622
I don't think I have ADHD
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Do any of you femanons bother with makeup? I figure at least one of you has to have makeup as a special interest. How do I figure out my undertone? I ain't trying shit on in the shop, I don't want everyone to know I'm a tremendous fruit. The vein and the jewellery method hasn't helped.
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>>34309606
could mean the opposite
that they found you cute
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I love freaky bisexual women
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Thread hasn't archived in a while
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>>34309653
Emo Anthony has joined the party!
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>>34309650
How freaky is considered freaky?
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>>34309650
Especially if they come from repressive cultures like like Slavic or Middle Eastern
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>>34309650
I love soft looking emo Anthonys
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>>34309659
most people dont give a fuck about the role play
people just search for "step sister" because it shows them young women
i hate porn titles. often times it has nothing to do with the content of the video at all
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>>34309659
Who needs porn when you could just fantasize about being married to Emo Anthony?
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>>34309655
She should be a switch and like butt stuff
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>>34309648
>The vein and the jewellery method hasn't helped.
You might need to ask someone with better color vision. Or you're neutral.
> I ain't trying shit on in the shop
You'll waste a lot less money if you just test it.
I haven't bothered with foundation in years but the undertone thing is as much an art question as it is a makeup one so.
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>>34309648
you're probably a neutral if you have a hard time finding the right shade and it's generally rather difficult to find good shades that aren't way too warm toned
the issue is also that one usually tests on the hand/arm and the skin there often isn't the exact same shade as the face
then there's also the issue of ones skin tone changing with the season, so if you buy one now, it might not be a perfect match anymore in three months
there's no guaranteed and simple way to have perfect foundation each time, but I'd say your best bet will be to test out a couple at the store and then let it on your skin for a few hours and check what it looks like in different light, like the mirror in the car and your mirror at home and maybe when you take a pic
sorry but there's not many better ways to
best you can do to avoid having to test at the store is to order testers online
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Some bitch at the gym today asked me if she was in my way when she clearly wasn't, I was benching and she was stretching behind the rack, and didn't ask the other nigga that was stretching next to her. Wtf does she want? Was she trying to start a conversation or do women really overthink everything? She's my height, maybe an inch taller, tight body but kinda chopped with acne scars, she's like an actual 6/10. She didn't smile or anything and she was taller than me so she's definitely not interested.
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HEY MOIDS, GUESS WHAT?!

I said I was finally going to go to the gym today for the first time in years. But now I have my period and I’m having a bad bout of cramps, so I changed my mind this week.

HOW D’YA LIKE THEM APPLES?
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>>34309667
>some bitch
she probably saw the hostility in your face and thought you're about to attack her and she wanted to find out if you're mad because she's bothering you by being in your way
she can't know that you hate her for not being a perfect ten
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>>34309668
did you ask an angry manlet if you're in his way?
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>>34309638
No.

>[F4M] - Student Slut TA Goes Fuckin[fsub] [college slut] [older man] [cheating listener] [classroom] [pigtails] [bimbofication] [self degradation] [rough] [facefucking] mentions [rimming] [ass to mouth] [anal] [piv] [L-bombs]
THIS is the real purpose of ASMR.
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>>34309672
>older man
bruh
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How do you cope with knowing you were a bad older sibling and failed your younger sibling.
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>>34309668
Stop blaming others. Take a pill, make tea, and do lightweight exercises to help your uterus
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>>34309676
Why what do you think was your responsibility and not your parents'
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>>34309676
pretty sure you did the best considering your own circumstances
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Does snus make u bald quicker
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Do people use “provoke” anymore? Or is it replaced by “troll” and “rage bait”
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>>34309682
yeah, it's a stimulant, which stresses your body out, which raised your cortisol, which makes your hair fall out
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Is Anthony in jail for possession of meth?
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>>34309450
>People are so fucking starved for connection
Me
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>>34309684
depends on how pretentious they are
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>>34309686
EMO Anthony would never
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>>34309663
Hey that's me.
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>>34309685
So it doesnt accelerate androgenic alopecia?
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>>34309672
That's stupid. And the only sexual ASMR I was happy to make back on FSA was just plain masturbation sounds.
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phew good thing I don't have an older brother, imagine getting mogged by him and every girl you're interested in wanting him because he's literally you but older
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>>34309659
Baby boomer's Nth foray into pornography produces the rather predictable results of a crappy policy that will fix nothing.

Meanwhile, nobody is even discussing the OnlyFans area area of porn, which happens to include gambling-like business models with costly microtransactions and gambling-like incentives. When you subscribe to Team Skeet you know exactly what you're getting. When you subscribe to Chloe Khan, or whoever the fuck these MPs shag at the Claridge's in the heart of London, you're getting scammed and drip-fed a bunch of irrelevant garbage by a team of indians, whilst the page conducts blatant false advertising by promising you access to all of their content. Millions of retards are harvested by an elite of a few women.

CC BlueValkyrie
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>>34309659
Good. Nobody needs any kind of porn tho.
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F
I like yapping to him but he’s too clueless and I’m too shy to go further
I’m a little insecure that he views me as a buddy than a potential lover :(
Is there something that boys like as gifts that I can give him?
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>>34309654
You're back?
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>>34309676
Don’t have to because I did a good job
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How often do you guys wash your hair?
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>>34309701
Daily.
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>>34309699
I’m one of those people who tries not to come here very often but ends up showing up again once in a blue moon
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>>34309691
yeah it does because chronic high cortisol very much affects hormones negatively by shortening the growth phase, leads to earlier regression phase and it also reduces capillary blood flow, increase inflammation
it's more like a separate second form of hair loss but it certainly doesn't make male pattern balding any better
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>>34309588
Polyamory shame as mono's seethe.
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>>34309701
every three days on average
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>>34309701
2 or 3 times a week
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I have masturbatory fantasies of cute guys pissing their pants, is that a good enough replacement for porn?
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>>34309537
Because that's mental, normal people say ouch when cut.
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>>34309706
*hugs* it is ok.
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>>34309711
cute
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>>34309703
He's like an uglier version of Brendan Urie
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>>34309686
No, but you are.
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>>34309676
Both my younger siblings turned out alright despite that. I'm the retarded fuckup among us.
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>femanon goes to the match maker
https://youtube.com/shorts/pjQZx841qLk
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>>34309668
How can I help?
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>>34309718
lol, same
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>>34309717
Being on 4chan is probably worse than being in jail
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>>34309716
I respect your wrong retarded opinion
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>>34309626
Why is your name not Anthonymous?
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Why did qt say he was in prison and not a psych ward
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>>34309724
That better?
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>>34309716
Could you stop replying to ENTJ's schizophrenic alter egos?
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>>34309725
selling drugs
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>>34309714
Wait. Wtf. Did I fall in a portal?
That's not the post I replied to.
>>34309703
I meant to hug her.
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>>34309698
unless he's actually on he spectrum i think he's got the message already.
men are... hard to change.
he probably wants somebody out of his reach and the he'll complain like a spoiled child about not ""choosing"" you
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>>34309726
His choices in food wars were the worst
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>>34309606
>2 girls just handed me my lost student id in the computer room
That was nice of them.

>and as soon as they left the room they burst out laughing
Sometimes girls do that when they're nervous. They probably thought you were cute and were nervous to approach you. Bursting out laughing is a girly way of releasing tension.
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>>34309725
Probably in an attempt to gain sympathy.
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>>34309727
I don’t know who you’re talking about or 98% of the Atoga lore in general
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>>34309690
yoooo
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>>34309725
He said he thought it sounded "cooler". Being in a psych ward implies being pathetic and a victim of society. Being in prison implies you're a badass. He was saying all this shit about joining a prison gang, dealing drugs, and getting raped by the other inmates before the reveal.
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>>34309693
We've been over this countless times already.
Plain masturbation sounds have no value to me.
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We are ENTJ
We are Legion
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>>34309735
Let me rephrase: can you stop replying to schizophrenic attention whores?
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>>34309698
How long have you been dating
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>>34309521
>>34309526
I that something he would be interested in?
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>>34309732
Burritos are way better than pink sprinkling turds
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>>34309741
he's definitely a demon
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>>34309698
A blowjob.
Just be fucking direct.
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>>34309669
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>>34309726
:)
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>>34309748
those are the same people
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>>34309725
He just lies a lot, part and parcel of the mental mental illness
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>>34309741
Only takes one unwilling brick to break down the entire structure.
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>>34309754
Everyone laughs at the schizo until the schizo ends up being right
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>>34309753
Whatever helps you sleep at night, I tell myself that all women who use 4chan are mentally ill fat whores but still ended up falling for a BPDemon so I'm just as guilty of that I guess.
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I think I have sleep apnea
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>>34309740
It does to other people. You're not normal, and your opinions are stupid.
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>>34309741
ENTJ is easy to sniff out you would have to put in actual effort to impersonate him, I don't think you can
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>>34309725
Who knows why qt says anything that he does?
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>>34309757
respect for the honesty and self awareness
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>>34309744
Yes. But he rightfully doesn't expect me to scratch that itch for him.
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>>34309759
Classic ultra neurotic JH.
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>>34309758
honk schooo mimimi-ACK
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>>34309764
Kiss my ass. And record the kissing sounds for ASMR.
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Do you likey my character?
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>>34309768
does she have down syndrome?
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>>34309745
I'd drop a turd on your chest
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>>34309768
Looks like she's about to cry.
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>>34309740
>Plain masturbation sounds have no value to me.
I second this. I need sexy voice to describe the fantasy, in addition to the moans slurps and plaps.
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>>34309766
No, that wouldn't be interesting.
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>>34309773
Men are so unbelievably soulless, lol.
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>>34309588
>Why do romance stories glorify cheating on your partner or spouse?
Titanic, Twilight, and Me Before You do not glorify cheating.

>>34309593
>What do you do when you u get bored of porn?
Take a break from porn and jerking off, because you're desensitized.

>>34309663
>She should be a switch and like butt stuff
That's not freaky, that's just normal.

>>34309768
>Do you likey my character?
Burning the midnight rice creating her
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>>34309774
I'm angry.
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>>34309775
Go do something better with your life.
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>>34309770
No, but you will.
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>>34309763
>But he rightfully doesn't expect me to scratch that itch for him.
I didn't think he did.
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>>34309778
Like what?
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>>34309776
>That's not freaky, that's just normal.
I keep an open mind.
What's your definition of freaky?
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>>34309781
Just wanted to make sure it was clear that he doesn't need me to do it for him to be happy, he just likes pushing my buttons sometimes.
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>>34309768
No. Looks boringly generic. This is the kind of thing that's only meaningful to yourself and nobody else. What game is it?
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>>34309782
Anything else.
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>>34309775
You're not making any sense.
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>>34309776
>>34309785
You are two of the worst fucking posters by far
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>>34309785
Everybody likes pushing your buttons.
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>>34309693
You would make it big in the ASMR industry by talking about penis and balls in clinical terms and with the valley girl accent.
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Should I put leather conditioner on cheap leather sneakers or just leave them alone
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>>34309792
It does seem that way. It must come with being high-strung in general.
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>>34309789
I hear that a lot.
>>34309788
Thanks for nothing pal.
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State gender
What's the worst thing morally or legally someone can do to make you fall in love with them?

M
Wish death upon my mother or parents. Would instantly make me fall in love with a woman.
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>>34309793
Nobody would listen to that unless I was also on camera and half naked so they could jerk off.
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>>34309794
yeah, why not
>>34309798
genocide the tiny hat society
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Hey women, I need help

>Heart reacts on my texts
>Gave me her number first
>Watched me move a ladder, then did my collar in front of my boss
>Stutters around me sometimes
>Gives me treats from her trips
>Pushes for me to be with her whenever possible, like in a meeting or with company
>Interested in my hobbies and fitness more than me asking about her own stuff
>She wants me for things more than anyone else
>I check in on her, like if she's sick, she always updates quickly
>Compliments my clothes and how good I'd be for front-of-house roles

This is a woman manager, now I just feel she's just extremely nice, but am I reading that wrong?
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>>34309797
>No, you don't UNDERSTAND, I WANT to be enraged over nothing AAAHHHH FUCK MY GAY NEUROTIC CLIT
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>>34309798
M
>Public nudity.
>Being arrested for public indecency.
>Make a clone of herself and have sex with it.
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>>34309697
that's not what you said last thread. have you confused yourself?
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>>34309799
Wrong of you to assume that males can only jerk off if they have visual stimulation.
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>>34309784
>What's your definition of freaky?
Things that are considered more taboo, like certain paraphilias, more extreme forms of physical and emotional sado-masochism, and hypersexuality.
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>>34309801
try the old ways.
buy two tickets for an event of some kind and say the other person bailed out and invite her and see what happens.
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>>34309802
I'm not JH dummy.
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>>34306593
Lol bro you need to chill I mean no harm here...
Main reason I'm not posting is cause all my non-gaming free time atm is spent grinding surveys and on street so I can buy alcohol and drugs. I'm too mental to hold a job so this is all I have atm.
I'm really in deep
I hope you're all having a beautiful Wednesday and life though <3 but yean I just don't have time to post here anymore.
Everyone looks at me with disdain but I'm always buying things for people and doing lots and lots of favours before I get fukked. I do care I'm just not in the right state of mind to be here.
Always chasing that high. Stay safe stay based my yomiez
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>>34309801
could be genuine interest, could be making her work day a bit less boring by flirting, might be thats just how she is, hard to tell, you'd have to try escalating and risking making things weird or see if she takes you up on it
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>>34309810
Nobody fucking cares
please die already and dont reply to me
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>>34309805
But there are so many ASMR options. Why would anyone pick mine with no visuals when there are bimbos with fat tits deepthroating mics out there for free?
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>>34309806
asking for a dominant masochist gf who likes being humiliated feels a bit too niche to just throw out there desu
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>>34309669
stfu, bitches and hoes love being called bitches and hoes
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I just woke up.
How did the last thread archive so quickly? What happened?
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>>34309809
Fuck you for assuming they thought they were talking to me.
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>>34309819
The last time this board's population was this low was in like 2020 or 2017
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>>34309824
When will the renaissance happen
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>>34309824
That's not how it works. For a thread to archive other threads need to be made.There is no way a thread here with only 800 posts will archive, something happened.
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>>34309814
I didn't say anyone did but dw I'm off
I just thought I'd check in
I do care about you people a lot you know xx I always will and if anybody needs help with anything I want to help
But yeah I just don't have the time to check here regularly anymore. My life is bad the only reason I haven't died is my younger (step)brother would be sad and I try support him where I can. Other than that yeah I am a drug addict retard lol. You guys just take care. Xxx
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>>34309827
All good things must come to an end, the Renaissance is over.
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This woman is 36.

Does she look her age?
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>>34309827
big tinder shall collapse
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>>34309834
M, yes, she looks totally fine and normal lol, what is this question even???
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>>34309830
>>34309814
narc piece of shit, I am not reading your worthless drivel
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>>34309830
We care too qt be careful
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>>34309816
So I fuck with r/gonewildaudio and I'd say most of the successful women there who also do ASMR content don't post themselves. Admittedly, they do build their audience with sexual content but it's still audio-only.
You might be thinking of YouTube, but on that platform it's quite difficult to retain monetization on your uploads and it isn't a good avenue unless you're some Instagram superstar or have OF/Fansly. Running your nails on a mic is boring and overdone anyway.
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>>34309834
Yes and no.
No, she doesn't look like most 36 year olds.
Yes, she looks like how a 36 year old should look like.
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>>34309433
She's a bad bitch actually, and I need her in my life.
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I got horny for the first time in a while yesterday AMA
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>>34309810
>Main reason I'm not posting is cause all my non-gaming free time atm is spent grinding surveys and on street so I can buy alcohol and drugs. I'm too mental to hold a job so this is all I have atm.
Your jail larp is over? You didn't even last one month
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>>34309840
>replying to yourself
fuck off
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>>34309834
Always hard to tell with asians. She doesn't look old though.
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>>34309842
>Running your nails on a mic is boring and overdone anyway
This makes me sad. I like scratching things with my nails.
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I am going to poop
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>>34309829
800 is already way past the bump limit, the normal threads just outpaced this one
Besides it's not like I'm wrong, it is dying
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>>34309854
M or F? Extremely important question M OR F?!?!?
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Sometimes before I fall asleep I imagine I am a cave person and I am sleeping on hides and straw and dirt, and that my only worry for tomorrow is finding food and making a fire
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>>34309845
What was the occasion
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>>34309851
You could tell fun stories about your uncle.
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Women, do you poop or do you shit?
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>>34309838
Wow
>>34309840
Thanks and you too xx
>>34309847
No I was in psych ward but home atm
>>34309854
Have fun
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>>34309859
that kind of life is not allowed, you sick fuck
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>>34309859
Same except instead of being a caveman I'm just thrown out into some cold harsh unfamiliar environment and have to fend for myself
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>>34309559
I nearly married my first and only bf and there's nothing in this world I'm more grateful for than my decision to dump him at the last moment. First timers have no frame of reference for how badly they're being treated in a relationship and for men that is a perfect utopia.
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>>34309861
You're so boring.
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>>34309851
If there's a way to emulate scratching someone's bare back rather than a spongy pop filter then that'd be immensely more interesting.
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Tech enthusiasts of atoga, should I buy the new Xiaomi 17 Ultra with its 1inch camera sensor (biggest on the market) or stay safe and get an iphone 17 pro max instead? The xiaomi costs $1700
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>>34309834
what is the fountain of youth??
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>>34309868
just actually scratch somebodies back
I didn't follow this whole convo but I listen to this all the time
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>>34309868
I mostly just want to ramble or whisper into a mic about random shit. I understand there isn't room for that without a niche, but I know that making it even vaguely sexual would end up with me making very poor decisions eventually.
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>>34309864
If I could go back I would, and I would make rock carvings and cave painting and weird trinkets
>>34309865
No it specifically has to be over 50,000 years ago for me. Nothing else happening in the world around me other than nature and some human activity. No development or large societies, no pollution
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>>34309870
Xiaomi sales so bad they gotta advertise on atoga damn
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>>34309859
Sounds like you don't have those worries.

>>34309864
Nah, you can, you are just lazy.
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>>34309880
No? It’s a brand that’s very popular in the third world and also among first-world tech enthusiasts because, unlike Samsung or Apple, its phones have an unlockable bootloader and lots of community support for tinkering and custom ROMs.
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>>34309867
Hey, you asked. The video would go viral if you cry on camera.
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>>34309876
>No development or large societies, no pollution
That's kinda boring though. Fording through the frozen wasteland and going from tiny abandoned settlement to tiny abandoned settlement finding only few desperate survivors who you're not sure are friend or foe is kino. You can still get eaten by wolves and cougars and bears and shit either way. Plus I don't wanna be a big ugly hairy ooga booga rock thrower.
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>letting the toddler decide what they want to wear
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>>34309874
>making it even vaguely sexual would end up with me making very poor decisions eventually
I mean, if safety is the concern, audio shit is comparatively much safer than any other type of content. Doxxing someone based off her audio recordings alone is much harder and unlikely to happen. You don't have an unusual voice or anything like that.
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>>34309870
No, it's very mentally ill to pay that much for a phone.
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>>34309887
Incoming Twitter meltdown from girlies who like to take care of themselves and look fashionable.
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we know women have a maturity problem, dyed hair young fatties who strut around their 1st world cuntry with resting bitch face, insistent that they're suffering, on their way to their next tattooing. We already know it, you don't have to bring it up again.
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Good morning, I hate men.
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>>34309890
NTA she does that in her own way too imo.
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>>34309870
Instead of a phone that tries to look like a system camera, buy a proper system camera.
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>>34309889
it has a 1 inch main sensor though. That's like 60-70% larger than an iphone or samsung flagship main sensor. Look at this raw unedited shot
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>>34309893
Honestly, I don't know what to do with this information.
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>>34309883
No, instead I have many stupid worries
>>34309886
I like it. It sounds cozy. There’s no anxiety , only survival instinct. If I die they bury me surrounded by mammoth tusks. I want an ooga booga husband too and when I die from a splinter he will wear the charms I carved
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guys, what makes you yield to other men?
I don't mean it in a weird sexual way, but more in lieu of traffic rules and basic respect.
I've noticed at work that men usually give a respectful nod and right of way in entryways or tight corridors in a repetitive pattern. They always let the same guy through most of the time and the hierarchy is sort of consistent. Funnily enough be isn't taller than them nor is he their boss or senior. Sometimes they both stop, but they insist he goes first and shit.
Why? Is he le alpha? He doesn't look like one. What the fuck is up with that?
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Why do men who play games do this?
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>>34309904
Men are biased to other men due to in group bias. Which is why they're against bad men taking accountability for their actions and will just blame women instead.
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>>34309904
I think you're imagining things. Men don't do that. Its all impromptu judgements of practicality
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>>34309906
I don't get it
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>>34309908
they kinda sorta do. Men follow a hierarchy, especially in professional settings. Women are super catty and intra-competitive, so they don't really get it.
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>>34309901
You think it's different because of the setting but look at it this way, you're still out in far away lands fighting for survival, at the core the human instinct is the same, it's just against the backdrop of the skeleton of the old world.
And besides it's not like to couldn't have a winter wasteland scavenger husband. What's not cozy about sitting by the fire with him and your little group of people trying to get by. And if you die they can carry you up to the old radio tower on the hill where you liked to spend your time and watch the aurora. Maybe he could even find some antibiotics for your splinter if you get lucky.
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>>34309912
no, it's not a thing
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>>34309910
Look at her feet
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>>34309904
This isn't a thing, sorry.
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>>34309914
it totally is. Why is the biggest guy in the gym always mired by smaller guys?
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>>34309916
yeah there's a whole bunch of changes but I don't get what she's asking. rando aesthetic changes were made by somebody and I'm getting asked why? idk, probably some guy who spends too much time tweaking his virtual waifus.
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>>34309870
Unlockable bootloader would usually be a big plus, but Google is trying very hard to kill the ability to run banking apps on custom ROMs (or any apps that check Play Integrity levels).
https://xiaomi.eu/community/threads/google-play-integrity-incl-google-pay-wallet.75761/
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>>34309912
You're not the brightest bulb, aren't ya?
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>>34309904
>but more in lieu of traffic rules and basic respect.
Well traffic rules are pretty codified. You yield at red lights, stop signs, yield signs or otherwise to traffic coming from the right. And also yield to manics who will otherwise crash into you and ruin your week for no good reason.
Basic respect is more subjective.
>They always let the same guy through most of the time and the hierarchy is sort of consistent.
Can't say I've ever noticed this kind of hierarchy. I think mostly everybody is just trying to help everything running along smoothly without putting too much thought into trivialities.
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Should I get a new car? I'm 31 and I've been driving a shitbox for the last 4 years.
I've come to terms it's not a good look taking girls on dates on a 2K€ car. I'm doing well financially, but I've realized girls don't think I have any money because of my car. I think the lexus is nice upgrade. Is it?

I'm also looking to buy my first house this year, and I've got the money put aside, so I'm not sure if I should wait.
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>>34309906
Do what exactly?
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>>34309926
never go new. new is designed to fail expensively. fuck "not a good look for women." man, I'm tired of hearing how women drive every bad purchase in our shittified economy.
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>>34309906
She looks better with the shoes.
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>>34309926
I've fallen in love with my shitbox. I've been in that thing's guts. I've brought it back from death and it's done the same for me. If she doesn't like it she can walk.
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>friend's bro visiting
>he eats shit from the fridge without asking or telling
>she brings it up
>he complains it wasn't his fave
Did their parents raise them differently in secret or do men just naturally become like that?
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>>34309926
And what kind of cars do the girls have?
I'm not even sure I should answer this I don't even have a shitbox rn.
Women don't care about cars as a status symbol. As long as it's clean, not beat to complete shit (my brother has a hole in his trunk big enough to lose shoes through), and runs normal the age of the car doesn't matter. You should never buy a new car anyway. Always used.
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>>34309913
No. I want to live a natural life I hate radio towers I think they are ugly. I want everything I see every day to be nature. I don’t want to see trash or concrete or steel or plastic
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>>34309932
At this point, I'm convinced that the majority of men are mentally incapable of viewing women as human beings. It explains a lot.
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Do guys like ugly bastard girls who loves them back or do I have to be rich and successful
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Men, is it unattractive for a girl to drive herself to your date in her mom’s car?
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>>34309937
Yes, I hate poor people.
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>>34309887
Billie Eilish core

>>34309926
I'm a slut for old Hondas, so take it with a grain of salt, but I would stick with the shitbox as long as it runs well. It's stupid to buy new vehicles for appearances, especially given the price of ownership in comparison. Plus, there's something to be said for men that can fix their own vehicles.
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I just coom every hour. I don't even play games or anything, I just have a chubby that goes hard for a 15 minute fap at the end of the hour. Do this for my 6 free hours a day, and the way my day is scheduled, that's usually all in one block of time. Women, this isn't actually a problem, is it?
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>>34309937
Not a guy, it's attractive why because some guys do want you to drive. It's better driving your moms car then not being to drive.
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is it a good idea to date somebody who is homeless or used to be or are those people just goners?
state gender
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>>34309935
The men you all choose to date and be around*
Those men already know you will fuck them anyway because of their height/looks, so no reason to change their behaviour.
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>>34309834
Yes.
She looks fine, but she looks like she could be 36.
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>>34309937
It doesn't matter to me.
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>>34309940
How are you not permabanned for avatarfagging
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>>34309944
>The men you all choose to date and be around*
>Those men already know you will fuck them anyway because of their height/looks, so no reason to change their behaviour.
Oh you mean I chose to be born into a family with an abusive older brother? I chose for my mother to marry my shitty abusive stepfather? I chose to go to schools where the boys would always bully me. The only man I don't hate at this point is my boyfriend because he treats me well.
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>>34309932
I doubt it was in secret.
A lack of empathy and a routine habit of eating everything in sight since their teenage growth spurt started that the parents either encouraged or didn't curb.
Like they turn into an animal or a toddler when there's food and the only thing that matters is that they are hungry doesn't matter if you're saving that banana bread for an event tomorrow he wanted some and it was there how was he supposed to know he wasn't supposed to eat food he didn't buy or make? It's so stupid.
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>>34309948
Unfortunately the jannies are only online like once a week on adv.
There are many spammers like the indian spammer or qt who should be perma'd, but they barely get any bans.
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>>34309937
No but only because I'm poor myself, I'm coming to our date walking and sweaty so I hope you have musk smellatio kink.
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>>34309936
The female equivalent of an ugly bastard is Label from Nikke
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>>34309937
No, Christina.
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>>34309935
men do view women as human beings, because men are demons who exist to torture them
in every mans heart is a seething ingot of pure unquenchable hate for the woman-soul
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>>34309944
All my male relatives, colleagues, schoolmates, gamer and anime peers are like that and I'm not fucking any of them. They definitely aren't hot or popular either, it's just how the average male acts
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>>34309953
Nigga that’s not a ugly bastard
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>>34309943
F
For a lot of them the reason they're homeless is mental illness or drug addiction. But at the same time there are plenty of people who've had to live in their car for half a year when things unexpectedly went to shit all at once. Perfectly normal functioning member of society who couldn't come up with some roommates basically.
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>>34309957
Yes it is, that's the icky taboo creep gal men shouldn't be orgasming with
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>>34309934
No chocolate. No music. No I love yous, no language except for grunts. No cute clothes. No spoons or forks or bowls or pots, no asswipe, no medicine, no clocks. Lotta things you'd be missing.
It's remote enough to be 85% nature anyways and at that point it's part of it. Birds nest on the towers, animals den in the old houses and sheds, ivy creeps up the sides of the brick walls. Nature reclaims it and uses it for herself.
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>>34309961
I wouldn’t miss it because I wouldn’t know it ever existed or would exist
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>>34309949
I have forever been in the same boat. I switched schools a couple times and was bullied every where I went. I never had any REAL friends, but heartbreak is too familiar.. so I don't push for what I really want. It sucks and turned me into a loner.
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>>34309810
so going to jail was just a lie? got it
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>>34309949
>has boyfriend anyway
Incredible
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>>34309967
Plenty of misogynists are married/have girlfriends. It's not that shocking.
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>>34309829
it got archived out of nowhere, it was very strange desu
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>>34309967
One who doesn't eat her food without asking first
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>>34309962
Cave you would rather have them than not
Also did you know that they hammered holes into people's head for medicine and the women were basically communal and used by the whole tribe
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>>34309929
>never go new
of course. the Ct200h is around 10k, used.
>>34309931
iktf, exact same. I've fixed a lot of shit in my civie as well. Only thing wrong with it is water leaking in, which makes the windows foggy.

>>34309933
I do agree, I'd keep driving my shitbox until the wheels fall off or the tranny EU legislation kills all combustion engine shitboxes, but I do have to be a realist and recognize the hoes do care about status symbols, as much as we men care about how big her ass and tits are. Just how nature is.
My car is clean, not beaten at all, but when I see things from womens perspective, I can't fault a girl from not wanting to get with a 31yo man who drives a 26 yo economy box, even though it is the responsible and smart financial move. The car is great, cheap to insure, run, fix, reliable and saves me money.


>>34309940
yeah I've done work on it with my father, just maintenance stuff, but I'm sure 99% of girls don't give a shit about it. You're a car girl, so you're very different.
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>>34309972
>hoes do care about status symbols
And why are you worrying about hoes
Do you want a girlfriend or are you trying to impress hookups who will ghost you after the first date?
A woman who is actually interested in you will care more about you being smart financially than having a car that was made within the last 10 years. And women truly do not give a shit about cars. It wouldn't even register for me that it's 26 years old unless it's obviously falling apart and rusty.
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apparently cyclamate can result in a positive amphetamin urine test
protect your balls and ask for a blood test if that ever happens to you homies
thank me later
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>>34309936
If you're not beautiful sexy or cute as a woman, it's pretty much over for you when it comes to men. Doesn't matter how loving rich and successful you are. Might as well spend your effort on becoming the latter to for your own sake.
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He cheated on me with his ex
An audition for a boyfriend is open again
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>>34309937
Cars are kind of icky in my book, but if she had to borrow her mom's car at least she probably doesn't have a car of her own, which a point in her favour.
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>>34309979
I dont date girls that date cheaters
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the nenis isn't bone right? so why can't you just stretch it to make as big as it needs to be?
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>>34309984
>The gender of accountability when men do something bad
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>>34309979
being cheated on is a red flag.
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new challenge: if I have nothing nice to say, don't post anything
let's see how many minutes I can endure
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>>34309979
Some men can be blindly retarded simps for their exes so I'm not blaming you, but you'd have to convince me it's worth applying at this point for different reasons including but not limited to
-You're probably 70 miles or more away from me
-You're probably not my type
Tell me what I'm getting first otherwise I'll just forward my application to McDonalds.
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>>34309987
You already tried this here >>34309907 and got zero replies lmfao epic bait fail gtfo loser, lern2bait
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>>34309984
This.
I would just think "oh she likes to get cheated on?"
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>>34309976
bless you foid, if you are one. I do agree. I do want a wife. But isn't it fair to assume a future wife expects a 31yo man to be set up, (being a nicer car a stereotypical reflection of that?)
I do agree that getting a better car is a smart way to find a gold digger to some extent. ahhhh

I guess I just don't want to find out, the "what if I had bought a nicer car", when in maybe 3 or 4 years down the line I'm still bitchless and driving my civie lol.
at any rate, I'll get a nicer car then...
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>>34309953
You're an idiot.
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>>34309979
How long did you last
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>>34309992
Why do men not believe that men should take accountability for their actions? Why virtue signal so much about "muh accountability" if they don't actually believe in it?
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>>34309997
I haven't posted anything since then yet, still going strong
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>>34309998
Lol get a job faggot why don't you take a dick
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>>34310002
Alright, so men shouldn't take accountability because they all have the intelligence of middle schoolers. Got it.
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>>34309994
NTA but to me, it's like Hilary and Bill Clinton. When I phrase it like this, even women understand. Sure, Bill's cheating shouldn't be condoned, it's objectively immoral and wrong, but the only reason why he'was shagging his secretary was because Hillary wasn't draining his balls. She's forever remembered as the woman who couldn't keep her man satisfied- a major red flag.
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>>34310000
What
That doesn't answer anything
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>>34309995
As a 33 year old American woman
I expect the shitbox. I do not want him to own his own home we're supposed to pick one out together. If he has a nice car and a job where he makes more than like 40k a year I'm intimidated. I'm not for that man. I don't belong in a trailer either but a man like that isn't looking for someone like me.
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>>34310005
It was okay for Bill Clinton to go to Epstein Island and fuck kids because Hillary Clinton didn't fuck him enough? Why do men complain about misandry again?
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>>34310004
Desperately trying to get me to engage with your dogshit bait lol, as if you haven't done this every day because you're on here 24/7 and have no life, go blast your clit and pretend your make believe husband is fucking you
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>>34310006
nice try
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>>34310011
I wasn't talking about that, I don't know much about that. I was talking about Monica
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hello coomers.
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>>34310013
Huh
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>>34310007
Where are you in my real life?
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I’m also going to stop being mean on here, one mean comment a day max. And I need to stop getting baited
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>>34310017
Still doesn't justify cheating. Saying "If you don't fuck your man enough (which by the way is a lot because men have far stronger libidos than women), he'll eventually cheat on you" just tells me I should be more misandrist and avoid men more.
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I’m sad. I wish there was a woman that loved me
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>>34310005
Yeah, foids actively seek out cheaters and prefer them. I see this in their Tinder bios all the time.
>I am better/hotter/more loyal than your ex
They're already prefacing which men they prefer.
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>>34310024
I’m sad and wish there was a man who loved me
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>>34310021
good boy
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>>34310025
nta
>Using Tinder as proof for anything
The male loneliness epidemic is both self-inflicted and deserved.
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>women le.. hate nice guys like me!!!
are you niggers for real
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>>34310022
I said I wasn't justifying cheating. Cheating is wrong. But a woman being cheated on is still a red flag. Like what was she doing in the relationship that pushed the guy to cheat? Why did she end up in a relationship with a guy who'd cheat instead of breaking off the relationship anyway?
It's really a bad signal for a woman to be cheated on. It shows poor judgement and/or poor ability to satisfy the man in the relationship.
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>>34310027
Do you want to be my gf?
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>>34310034
Who are you?
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>>34310031
Men have no other options because it's no longer socially acceptable to cold approach females.
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>>34310033
Ignore her she's a retarded femcel >>34310012
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>>34310033
>But a woman being cheated on is still a red flag. Like what was she doing in the relationship that pushed the guy to cheat? Why did she end up in a relationship with a guy who'd cheat instead of breaking off the relationship anyway?
It's really a bad signal for a woman to be cheated on. It shows poor judgement and/or poor ability to satisfy the man in the relationship.
Right, "If you're not fucking a man enough, you deserve to be cheated on". The gender of accountability everyone.
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>>34310037
>Cold approaching and shitty dating apps are the only ways to get a girlfriend!!!
You're retarded and deserve to die alone.
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>>34309997
3 months
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The alternative is to bee social, bee in group validated hobbies, bee emotionally mature and ready to enter a relationship with a woman who finds your... ehm, semi cold approach bearable. Incel chud. Have sex, incel. Have sex.
>>34310040
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Women, do you think he looks better?
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>>34310020
It feels like there are plenty of us.
If you live in a city, get out.
I think only a certain kind of woman and a woman who's like "I need to get pregnant within the next 3 years or it fucks up my whole life plan" have hard rules when it comes to income. Most of us are just like "Have enough to cover your portion of the bills and vacations and be responsible with it. Don't keep buying crypto when you know nothing about how it works and don't blow $600 on computer parts and make me wait when you already agreed to spend that money on a mattress with me."
In my 20s the issue for me was men spending literally all their extra income on takeout. Like stop buying fucking chicken wings for 2 weeks and you could buy yourself something cool for like $300 what are you doing.
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I wish death on all misandryposters
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>>34310046
Fuck phalloids
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Is it true that women's ultimate goal with regards to men's fashion is to make them wear cringy clothes from the '50s to that they can reject them more?
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>>34310043
F
I think Hes just flexing having a gf for 2 months
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>>34310024
>>34310027
Now kiss.
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>>34310036
Anon. Who are you?
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>>34310042
>The alternative is to bee social, bee in group validated hobbies, bee emotionally mature and ready to enter a relationship with a woman who finds your... ehm, semi cold approach bearable. Incel chud. Have sex, incel. Have sex.
Lol, imagine mocking the idea of being more social and finding social groups based off your hobbies. You fuckers really do deserve your misery.
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>>34310043
I think she got him pants that don't fit him
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>>34310043
Holy shit, no. I mean he didn't look good before, this might be more of a side grade, but no.
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>>34310039
It's not about what's "deserved." It's about what happens. Women who get cheated on is a sign that they're probably not good relationship partners.
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>>34310049
I want them to wear only certain cringe styles from the 70s because I find it arousing without really understanding why, and only if they can pull it off. Keep doing what you're doing it's probably fine.
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>>34310040
And you deserved whatever happened to you in the past, kek. I hope more men do it until you foids start respecting men again. You should be on your knees thanking us every day for not forcing you to live like Taliban females, yet you're ungrateful.
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>>34310053
Anon
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>>34310057
whats wrong w either pic its just clothes

women r such faggots i cba
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>>34310057
>he didn't look good before, this might be more of a side grade
How would you fix him if he was your boyfriend?
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>>34310055
>muh hobbies
Biggest meme ever. You have no idea what you're talking about. Shut the fuck up.
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>>34310045
What if I'm always putting money aside for computer parts so that I just always have a stockpile of money for them when I need them or something important/new comes out?
Would I have to put that towards a new mattress instead if you knew about it? I'm fine with also getting a new mattress, I just don't necessarily want it to cut into my preexisting budgeting.
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>>34310062
Where are you from Anon?
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>>34310059
>Women who get cheated on is a sign that they're probably not good relationship partners.
Literally you're saying that women who get cheated on deserve it right here. Why are you being this obtuse?
>>34310061
Why the fuck should I be grateful for men barely acting with basic human decency when they'll throw a temper tantrum and want to take away rights from women if they can't get laid easily? All that tells me is that men have nothing going for them beyond upper body strength.
>>34310066
Literally people make friends with other people who share hobbies/interests. I'm sorry you're so retardedly autistic that you don't understand such a simple thing.
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>>34310060
It's fine for being permanently single. Nowadays you either equip yourself with a $2k suit and 1k watch like a business executive or you stay home fapping to hentai.
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>>34310067
The problem would be spending money that's been allocated to the mattress on computer parts. What he does with his savings and fun money are for the most part his business except for the pet peeve about takeout food every other day if not more. Only time I care is when making joint big purchases.
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Imagine a penis, my penis, penetrating you.
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>>34310070
Do you live in a city or something who the fuck actually wears suits to anything but weddings or funerals.
All the guys I've dated either haven't owned a suit or they have one and it's ancient like it belonged to their dad and they've only had to wear it a handful of times.
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>>34310043
t. moid
I hate hands in pocket. bad look.
pleats are a bad look.
don't want wrinkles and folds in the mid section. make it "neat". neat is good.
shirt lighter than the pants. huge issue with what's on the right.
his jeans are a way better fit than the stuff on the right.
ugh modern clotheslop cuts and low quality
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>>34310072
NO!!!!
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>>34310072
This shit gave me coitus flashbacks, thank fuck I'm single and 100% sexless
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>>34310072
Stop!
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>>34310068
A place
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>>34310043
I like the dark blue shirt but the jacket with the oversized buttons and the pants aren't my thing
I'd like it better if he wore a pair of dark blue or black jeans with a slightly wider fit than in the first place and a tshirt with better quality cotton, this one looks pretty worn out and looks a bit frumpy
not a fan of the first jacket either, a leather jacket would be nicer imo
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>>34310069
>Literally you're saying that women who get cheated on deserve it right here. Why are you being this obtuse?
no. that's not obtuse. this should be easy to grasp. This isn't a moral judgement, of what "should" or "shouldn't" happen, it's a flat consequential indicator of a woman's likely bitch-level in a relationship.
shrimple as



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