>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-112>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passworderg>Previous>>483430406
What are the top 3 cheats in elden ring
>>483450638Anyone else 20/10?
Snake
how do you activate this wickerman?
>>483450762Rya cuter>>483450783Like that, different pot I think
just so fucking retarded... god she's cute
>>483450750SummoningUsing status effectsUsing any kind of magic
Miquella is cute!
>>483450783anon........hes dead.......
>lost twenty hours of progress because I apparently broke a quest by entering shadow keep too earlyCURSE YOU MIYAZAKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
NERF BLOODFIEND ARM RIGHT FUCKING NOW THIS IS SUCH DUMB BULLSHIT
>>483450783>webmThat would have been a cool way to do it
>>483450762>This is the tarnished mother wants to fucks and become elden lord?
>>483450783you got the right method but you need the hefty furnace pot
Dragon brosWhich dragon form do you anons like better?The priestess or the rock heart?
how much skibidi for mesmer
everything about this boss is retarded.gameplay wise, story wise etc.
>>4834507501) Spirit Ashes2) Fingerprint Greatshield3) Comet Azur + Infinite FP
Easy game lmao. I beat the game.
>>483450864I love warrior women
>>483450864>miquellas rune gets shattered>immediately begins sizing up who to murderwoman moment, she even says the rune was the only thing keeping her from going schizo and killing people
>>48345098320k ADLS....it's no contest
>>483451041This is getting dangerously close to attention whoring, no one cared the last three times you posted it.
>>483450924KFC Original Recipe Drumstick with 2000 Super Break (bleed)
Man it sucks when you explore open world games and bosses you encounter later gets way too easyMidra just fell over
I gave the rite scroll thing to Ansbach because I didn't know what else to do with it and also told him about her doing something with the tablets, but she's still complaining about not being able to understand them. Was I able to give her the scroll instead? Also I fucking came when I slotted this weapon art, it's exactly what I've been waiting for.
>>483450783you can get inside from behind, use Torrent to jump
>>483451031Story-wise it's fine, retroactively makes sense. Would have preferred fighting Miquella solo and the Radahn stuff just not being there.Mechanically though, overtuned as fuck fight
>>483450924why? just use it yourself faggot
>>483450638>Frenzy Flame started as a Hornsent thingMy impression of Frenzychad just go down even though Hornsent rejected Frenzy Flame in the end
>>483451031OPEN YOUR EYES AND LOOK AT ME MIQUELLA
>>483450912I missed every single NPC quest. I'm just going to wait for the inevitable "all NPC questlines" YT walkthrough.
>>483451069i can fix her rape
>>483451204reset then try talking to ansbach again, then i think you can tell him about her, and i think she gives you a letter or something
>>483450983Priestess both looks best and performs the best.
>>483451028i did it at 10 but i felt a bit underpowered i think it seems intended for messmer to be the second to last bossi have a feeling they want you to clear everything else get your skibidi's to like 15+ and then fight him
>>483451204Go back and talk to Ansbach about Freyja.
>>483450783Use the pot that uses the wickerman face to craft it. There is a right fire and a wrong fire.
Can you kill the not! wintern lantern things or are you forced to sneak every time?
>find stone sword>finally think I have a good strength straightsword>does less damage than most straightswords>cant be infused>cant be buffed>cant change ash>find altar and change it into sword of darkness>its still trash>find different altar and change into sword of light>its still trashWhat a fucking major disappointment.
>>483450864It's a shame such a beautiful knightess is a hopeless shotacon and also insane.
>Hornsent are introduced as le oppressed victims of genocide whose NPC representative is justifiably pissed and out for vengeance but will warm up to you if you back him up whenever you get the chance>turns out they were a murderous ethnostate that wiped out an entire race, there's a whole dungeon dedicated to showing their warcrimes, and Hornsent openly gloats about how he's going to shank you if you do everything right to finish his questline>he and his people deserve everything they get and then somekek, I'll give Mike Zaki credit, it's impressive that he went all the way with depicting a "even the oppressed can become oppressors" narrative in 2024.
The DLC makes me feel bad for killing Placidusax. He seemed chill as fuck (to humans at least) and never did anything wrong.
>>483451417You can by parrying the grab
>>483451224lmao retroactively it does not make sense at all. It still literally comes out of left field and is at odds with the characterization of both Malenia and Radahn in the base game.
>>483450638>This is Radahn all along >The children he hugs include Malenia Lol
How bad is the camera and the lock on points in the Bayle fight? The world itself looks cool but I don't want to buy the dlc if it's just going to be more of me fighting the camera. Also, how good is fire for the dlc? I love Str/Fth fire builds.
>>483450938It IS the way to do it. Just a different pot.
How do you reach the plateau with the giant archer before Romina at the ruins?
lemme know when radahn is nerfed. this shit is unbearable.
>>483451417you can parry the grab, they drop crazy grapes. apparently one of them also drops a talisman but i never got it despite killing 3 of them. after you parry them their invincibility goes away so you can just kill them, and they dont respawn
>>483451086>20k ADLSWhat is your set up for that?
>Messmer's Spear is DEX/FAIEw
>>483450750There are none. If it's in the game it's meant to be used and if possible exploited.
>>483451619With the parry ash of war right? How do you parry ingame?
>>483450783Furnace pot
Scythe-bros how do we feel about the Obsidian Lamina? Has anyone used it in PvE/PvP?
>>483451521>get to bayle>can only lock onto his head>this coming after the ancient dragon fight where i couldnt lock on to his back legsi felt no remorse for using igon and mimic, even still he was a pain
I don't really understand how you're supposed to dodge Gaius' charge. Even if you're frame-perfect his hitbox reaches so far out his ass you still get hit.
>>483451551Go up the elevator which has this cunt up there. Ignore the fashion and weapon was just using it as a meme screenshot for a friendImmediately take a left and go down what looks like a kinda jumping puzzle looking area.
>>483451481>even the oppressed can become oppressorsYeah, like Marika did
>>483450940>can't call him son and make him seethe>can't offer to allow him to return to the erdtree and avoid the fight
>Beat Radahn>End cutscene is literally just picrel
>>483451513Malenia's characterization is being Miquella's hound and strong as fuckRadahn's characterization is being generally considered a chill guy (even by Rykard), being well liked and strong as fuckMiquella's plan of getting Malenia to kill him to get hold of his soul after he rejected (?) to be his lord both makes sense in that context and explains why Malenia went on a march directly to Caelid despite having sworn fealty to Miquella, who wasn't really partaking that actively in the shattering
>>483451481There are shades of this in the base game, the merchants were buried alive because they were suspected to worship the Frenzied Flame, and it turns out they did since some of them know Frenzy spells if you attack them.
>>483451808get shield/dagger in your offhand, equip it with parry ash of war, then parry
These are my thoughts personally:remove spirit ashesremove poise breaking bossesremove guard countersremove camera lockremove staggerremove physick flaskash of war should be locked to one affinity
God damn I hate nu-Fromsoft. Why can't a knight just be a fucking knight? Why does everything have to float and dash and do stupid fucking anime moves every 1.5 seconds?
>>483450750GreatswordsColossal Weapons Hammers
>>483451501Are you kidding me? Unbelievable.>>483451619>don't respawnShame. Same with blade lions.
is it just me or is ghiza's wheel actually good>axe talisman>rotten winged insignia>godskin swaddling cloth>just spam 1h charge attacks to do a fuckton of damage and get health back for each one
>>483450864>Leda and the Tarnished will never be murderhobos together
>>483452024So when enemies wind up their attack, that’s when you parry right? Sorry this is new to me.
>>483451963>after he rejected (?) to be his lordit does seem like Radahn ended up choosing family over the twink no? more Ranni than Rykard probably but it cant be denied all 3 were cooperating
>>483450852>>483451543>>483450946>>483451369>>483451817And how are you supposed to know that?
I like Leda and Miquella why do they have to become my enemies?
>>483451496Killing him and eating his heart is exactly what he would've wanted
>>483452097THEY KNOW WHAT THEY DID. TELL ME THEY ACTED LIKE THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THEY DID. TELL ME THAT.
>>483451329>>483451352Restarting the game got me the letter, thanks bros. Also the weapon art I meant from the picture was Flame Spear, I forgot I had the Dryleaf Arts equipped.
>>483451823God damn it fromsoft. Fuck it. Next Elden Ring playthrough I'm not even going to try doing things "legit" like I did on my first playthrough, I'm summoning for every bossfight besides Godfrey. I wish I could burn down this overtuned world, but that would mean killing Roderika. So Ranni ending it is this time too.
>>483451843thanks anon
>>483450750cheating in consumablescheating in gear so you don't have to do additional playthroughscheating in runes
>>483452171iirc there's a message next to a broken one in scadu altus
>>483452171There's a note somewhere in the open world. I don't remember where anymore.
>>483451883You are literally the thing Messmer has devoted his entire life to mercilessly killing
>>483452193I like that Leda is my enemy, makes the thought of raping and breaking her hotter
>>483452171There's a note in Scadu Altus near some destroyed furnace golems explaining that
>We could have had the god of kindness and abundance make a utopia>dlc cucks us not only out of a shota god wife, but the shota lobotomizes himself in the process of ascension and no longer is able to feel love or kindnessThe dream lives on I suppose. I will not be denied
>>483452097I wish I was the one who helps braid his hair
>>483452193Just miss half the questlines and don't bother finishing the DLC like I did.>Leda stuck at Three Crosses talking about how distrustful she is the entire game>Mique-who?Feels good man
>>483451883I am now picturing the Tarnished as an overeager stepdad trying desperately to connect with his stepson who's very much not interested.
>>483452265Also not Elden beast or Margit/Morgot. Those fights were excellent and fun to do by myself.
>>483451963Nta but the entire gravitas of Caelid is made a fucking joke and turns one of the most compelling battles of the Shattering into gay fujo fanfiction. I can't take Malenia's struggle against the rot and Millicent's questline seriously when THAT was the reason she bloomed. The fact that Miquella was there the entire time completely shits on his bond with Malenia as well and makes him look like a fucking asshole, and the fact that he sent her to murder Radahn makes the whole "abandoning his kindness and love" plot with St. Trina completely fall flat since he was already a psycho.
>>483452350I don't get why he's whining anyway, doesn't the Grace of Gold literally bring us back to life everytime we die?
>>483451697Gravel Seal Off hand, Incant scale 350~ main hand seal (you have three solid options), charged spell boost talisman, lightning scorpion talisman, greater incant talisman, (one defensive talisman to survive), lightning boost physick, dragon priestess transform, and golden vow. It only works on big bosses though.
>>483451351i have 10 and get absolutely throatfuckeddamn
>>483451834It's fucked, I gave up and used an endure dagger for the first chargeAfter that, if you always close in and never create distance, he'll never charge, and if he does, you can roll through him before the retarded charge hit box gets established
>>483451991I was under the impression that they only became Frenzy worshipers after the genocide. The ultimate point is the irony of it all; they were driven to become the very thing they were falsely persecuted for.
>>483450750infinite staminaanything over 5k hpinfinite poiseoh wait…
>>483452171desu there were a bunch of furnace things around those ruins and it dawned on me to craft that specific pot earlier
>>483452461This pretty much. The entire plot turns everyone involved in it into a complete fucking retard and if you think it makes sense it's because you're a complete fucking retard yourself.
>>483452140I'm fairly sure all the multi-hit talismans and tear are explicitely not trigerred by the wheel spinning
>>483452146do it right before they hit, like a good second or so before then. try practicing it on some weaker enemies like common soldiers or something if you really want to get the timing perfect
>>483450864PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>483452461Miquella your sister is dying!Cuts to Miquella licking Freyja's wounds like a freak
>>483452446
>>483451481The Hornsent did nothing wrong. Shaman pots were their own doing.
>>483452406I am not gay. I am not gay. I am seriously not gay for blonde femboys. >tfw I look in the mirror and see Mohg
>>483452041Because fuck you! Fantasy Japan game, not westoid "ultra realistic" slop.
>Shaman Village>Marika bathed the village of her home in gold, knowing full well that there was no one to healHanz, are we the baddies?
How do i get the secret ending?
>>483451615once all the major streamers and youtubers have made their epic videos, anon
Threadly reminder that Miquella was a brainwashing monster prior to becoming a god.Becoming a god required him to toss away his love.He would only become more of a monster, St Trina herself says as much.You must kill Miquella.Mohg deserves some dignity, not to have his fucking corpse possessed by his half brothers ghost (Who also didn't want to be involved with this shit)Miquella is a perfect example of why mind control powers are fucking terrifying and should be crushed asap.
>>483452478They don't know that you aren't graceless. They just assume all tarnished are by default.
>>483452773so in a months time?
>>483452265problem with shit like spirit summons is that they make the fights way too easy. so you're either gritting your teeth at some bullshit thats too hard or rolling your eyes on how easy it gets because the boss cant cope with having more than one target
Honest opinions, what are the Radahn nerfs going to be like?
>>483450750EstusRollingMagic
>>483452110Yeah I think I'm really getting tired of ER's wambo combo bullshit. It's spam attacks, giant aoe, pause, fake out attack, spam, rinse and repeat. It's just not that engaging.
>>483452707I wonder if Finley knew that Mickey was there afterwards and instead of helping Malenia or saving her comrades from the rot he was smooching Redmanes. Malenia objectively comes out as a victim in this situation, imagine abandoning everything you stood for because of your brothers cocklust and he leaves you to go get penetrated by Mohg and heal your enemies
>>483452578Not if we KILL EVERY LAST HORNED FUCKER LEFT
>>483452640Unless the recent patch changed it, the charged r2 attacks don't have nerfed procs, only the ash does
>>483452350his mom gave us grace back though and we are currently PLAPing her, he's got no reason to be upset. Need some father and son bonding while killing some hornsent scum>>483452406kill miquella, ending with St. Trina. Only acceptable "miquella" ending, she was the best part of him anyway. Miquella is ambitious and ruthless as Marika, hence why he threw away St. Trina
>>483452110Is that Centurri?
>>483452487I seeI'm currently using the rock heart for Bayle's incantationThe highest I've gotten was just 3k damage sadly
>>483452891Wouldn't he see the Grace of Gold physically reviving us and pulling us back to life if he kills us even once? I wonder how Messmer would react to that if dying was canon.
>>483452752I am bisexual. Trina could swap places with him mid plap and I'd still top them. I want to fight Radahn for the right to put a ring on that like Godfrey and Marika
>>483452146The window is pretty narrow, around 1/10th of a second, and the parry also has startup times before it worksCarian retaliation is the best if you have it. I think I hit the button right after the winter lantern raised its wand up to grab you
>>483452829This motherfucker still bloodraped innocents long before Miquella got his hands on him, he deserved to rot
I always knew Mohg was a decent guy when I broke into his home and he said “welcome honored guest”
>>483452461>makes him look like a fucking assholeHe is? He just thinks he has a good enough justification to get away with the shit he unleashed. He thought he'd have to get his hands dirty just for a little bit, in exchange for creating paradise for all.Tale old as time, it's not that convoluted and it is pretty explicitly stated in the DLC and teased in the main game with how everyone hypes him up to be THE guy who could fix everything
>>483453024It hits multiple times on big targets. That's the only way you get to such high numbers.
>>483450345The lore is so incredibly bad that I'm not going to buy it now. This is actually good from a gameplay POV because this means when I finally do buy it when it's discounted to $5 or something, it'll be properly patched.
>>483453025Now imagine Morgott's reaction.
>>483452171>furnace golem>woooow why does it need a furnace pot?big think
>>483452951Delay after combo is something that IMO needs to be done.I beat him earlier but it was a massive pain only being able to press attack once with quick ash of war after I had been dodging for 6 seconds.Trying to cast any spell that isn't instant will get you killed.Trying to use any ash of war that isn't instant will get you killed.
>>483437042>He never wore the pantsWell duh. If you were living out in the woods with no one else but your woman do you think you'd ever be wearing your pants?
>>483452461I absolute hate this fucking plot point. Oh yeah, let's make two armies fight to death because of a promise or whatever the fuck it is. It's like all 3 of them don't care about normal human beings lifes, which shouldn't be the fucking case. Atleast not for Miquella.
>>483452498upgrade your skibidisi used light roll for him makes dodging him a lot easier
>>483453005>kill miquella, ending with St. Trina.Trina is linked to Miquella. She dies when he does.
>>483452915You are fully correct. But if Fromsoft can't balance their game then I don't really feel bad killing everything that prevents me from experiencing the beautiful world, especially since I've already killed most bosses solo. However, if the bosses are well made then I'll fight them legit. You know, bosses like:>Margit>Godfrey>AstelEven base game Radahn isn't that bad and I'd do him solo.
>>483451238that's the fire giant's fell god you retard>>483451481majority of Japanese deny they did any war crimes during WWII and even those who do don't feel guilty about it. Miyazaki is based and just putting that into the game, hence why all the Chinese review bombed it
how can I get the martial arts from the dlc on a new playthrough as early as possible? I want to play the entire game with it
>>483453143His bond with Malenia was one of the most compelling parts about the DLC, for him to just abandon her like a sick dog with only a passing mention of her as his "loyal blade" in the entire dlc makes me ill. I already mentioned that him being this much of a cunt makes Trina's plotline meaningless as he was already like this before abandoning everything
how are these weapons without buffing and stuff?
why didn't Miquella just mind control Radahn if he could mind control Mohg? Why didn't he mind control fucking Morgott and just grab the Elden Ring day one?Never put mind control in your story, it'll never make sense.
Is it me or Dancing Lion's theme is very Sekiro-like?
>>483453125>varre's reaction to seeing me use the blood knight medallion to teleport to mohgs palace after explicitly telling me not to use it yet
>>483450924No. Sick of FROM giving us good stuff and "hardcore" retards screaming for nerfs then complainnig there's only ten things you can use. Made worse after learning these subhumans don't go past NG+3 on average. Messmer should have turned you all to ash.
>>483452640that only applies to the ash of war, the multi hit strong attack procs any multi hit talismans
POST WEBMS AND CHARACTERS.old webm
>>483453275not anymore, whatever Miquella did made Trina independent from him
>>483450912They really doubled down on their obtuse quest design in this DLC. It's like they decided to put effort into making Ranni's questline and figured that it's too much work.
Dark Souls 3 was betterThe Dark Souls 2 DLCs were better
>>483451963lmao no, the whole soul injection nonsense and Radahn being this promised consort is all retcon nonsense. None of it is present in the base game at all.Malenia marched on Caelid and attacked Radahn because Radahn is preventing the fates of the empyrean from proceeding by halting the stars. Miquella needed his fate in oder to complete the transformation he was engaged in within the base of the Haligtree. She blooms and destroys Caelid in a last desperate attempt to achieve this aim, because neither her nor Miquella give a fuck about Radahn. He's simply an obstacle to overcome. Miquella has no special affection for Radahn anywhere in the base game, it's only ever for Godwyn. The statue of the three figures in the Haligtree is clearly meant to be Godwyn, the hair looks nothing like Radahn's.Radahn halted the stars because all three of the Carian siblings were allied together in opposing the Golden Order, that's why Radahn's portrait is found in the volcano manor and why Ranni gifted Rykard a fragment of the rune of death in the Blasphemous Claw. Ranni needed fate to be suspended for Black Knives plot to work, specifically so that she could change bodies, otherwise her fate would be to continue on the path of the Golden Order. With her spirit detached from her body, though, her fate is free to change to betrayer, which is why she then needs Radahn to cease what he is doing, but Malenia's rot has fucked with his mind, so instead he has to be killed.Everything regarding the connection between Radahn, Miquella, and Malenia in the DLC is a retcon, and one that totally undermines and contradicts the base game lore, all for the sake of le ebic anime final boss. OMG Miquella is Grifith and Radahn is Guts for real for real, isn't that sooooo cool??
>>483453491Then why does she die after we kill Miquella
>>483453001TOTAL OMEN DEATH
soo what happened to the three story paths thing in the dlc? or am i misremembering things
>>483453491She died when he died
>>483452406>Expecting the ultra incest femboy to be goodIshygddtAll the Empyreans are unhinged ayn rand characters taking advantage of youTHIS INCLUDES RANNIshe might actually be the worst of the bunch
>>483453125Ansbach is super polite too, even introduces himself to Radahn before starting the fight.
>>483451351>seems intended for messmer to be the second to last boss>I've only seen/killed lion, rellana and hippo so farAnd here I thought I was off the beaten track, I only have 9 skibidi
Miquella in the base game:>abandoned his religion and family for his sister>created the Haligtree and the unalloyed gold (an entirely new kind of magic and material) for his sister>sacrificed his flesh and blood to grow the Haligtree for his sister>crafted dozens of prosthetics and multiple [unfinished] medicinal needles for his sister>took the time to put purely aesthetic decorations on all those prosthetics for his sister>decorated his city with statues of him hugging his sister>decorated the Altus Plateau with a statue of him hugging his sister (cut content identified this location as "St. Trina's hideaway"; a statue of his sister is the ONE thing he had in his hideaway to feel safe)>has a datamined weapon about him and his sister saying they're inseparably linked to the same fate>has datamined dialogue where he kills himself to revive his sisterAnd that the biggest DLC bait in the base game was:>"My brother will keep his promise."and absolutely none of this is relevant in the DLC because he wants bara dick.>b-but the secret rite scroll said he needed a lord to become a god for the ritual and Trina said he casta side his humanity and Leda was a psycho so maybe she also never met Mal-fuck off, no one forced them to write the story that way.
best weapon in the gamebleed fags need not apply
UUUOOOOOH!!!!!St. TRINA'S NECTAR!!! ToT
>>483453667>AnsbachHwr disappeared from my game after a really early boss and I never saw him again
That headbutt is something else, I can't roll through it as its hurtbox is still within me as i run out of iframes.
>>483452461>makes the whole "abandoning his kindness and love" plot with St. Trina completely fall flat since he was already a psycho.St. Trina was probably locked up during that period like how Marika did it with Ragadon so she could shatter the Elden Ring. DLC he permanently splits her off
I want to have a helmet with that madness eyeballs thingy you fight in the dlc. Does it exist?
>>483453667>>483453125Alright, I'm purchasing timeshare options in the Mohg fanbase. I can't abbandon Ranni, but I can say that Mohg did nothing wrong.
Does hurling fire pots into flame golems works on only specific one or all of them?
What Weapons/AoWs can i get for STR/INT? right now I'm using a magic pickaxe with gravitas and just got hoarfrost stomp.
>>483453781That's headcanon and contradicted by the actual game, the land of shadows is where he physically cast out aspects of himself
>>483453742miquella's dew...st trina nectar...
I'm so glad i didn't spoil this for myself. This cutscene was relatively simplistic but it's also one of the biggest "oh fuck" moments i've ever felt in these games
>>483453506Ranni's questline sucked.
>>483453829Welcome, brother. Revenge for Mohg
Hornsent genocideI dont care what you did or didnt do.Youre ugly and thats enough for you all to be wiped off the face of the earth.
>>483453842You have to use the DLC ones as in hefty fire pots and furnace pots
>>483453895She's a child you sick fuck.
>>483453767He's total bullshit especially at lower scaduWent back with 15 scadu blessings and destroyed him
>>483453456I cast throwing knife
>>483453762>Hwr disappeared from my game after a really early boss and I never saw him againRip
>>483453242Kino
the item chest should be account wide. i'm gonna get a friend to trade over 2 characters with me to use cool weapons on a fresh save anyway, just take that work off my hands and let me access the same chest on all characters.
>>483452461> the entire gravitas of Caelid is made a fucking joke and turns one of the most compelling battles of the Shattering into gay fujo fanfictionThe battle had about as much depth as a Death Battle video. We didn't even know the reason why Malenia was in Caelid to begin with. It was always a big gaping plot hole.>The fact that Miquella was there the entire time completely shits on his bond with Malenia as well and makes him look like a fucking asshole, and the fact that he sent her to murder Radahn makes the whole "abandoning his kindness and love" plot with St. Trina completely fall flat since he was already a psychoBlack and white thinking is a symptom of autism. Just because Miquella is a duplicitous little shit, which we've ALWAYS known since the base game, doesn't make him a one dimensional monster. It's likely Miquella expected there to be causalities, but he never expected them to be from Malenia kamikazing herself and unleashing the scarlet rot, which is presented as a moment of weakness on her part.Portraying Miquella as this evil yandere is just as wrong as acting like he's some dindu nothin' good boi like retards were hoping and praying for for years. Just like everyone else in the game, the reality is somewhere in-between.
>>483453897>immediately tells you to fuck off out of his house>just says fuck it and takes his own head off just to kill you and become the lord of frenzied flame
>>483453952its a plant and a god, they are like 1,7 and 2 meters tall too
>>483451481Total Horncuck Death.
>>483454067>"NOOOOOO DONT PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY AND KILL THE FRENZIED FLAME WITHIN ME IN ONE FELL SWOOP. I NEED TO RIP MY HEAD OFF AND BREAK MY VOW"Is he retarded?
>>483454050next fromsoft game will have a marketplace and it will crash the industry with no survivors
Please tell me it doesn't get worse than Jori and the Lamenter, I can't take a shittier boss fight than those two
>>483453895If only.
>>483454062>We didn't even know the reason why Malenia was in Caelid to begin with. It was always a big gaping plot hole.No it wasn't you literally get seventy different sites where you're explained in detail the progress of Malenia's army down the Lands Between culminating in her final battle with Radahn, the one Demigod that could stand against her in battle.
>>483453951But it's for all of them not just very specific ones?
>>483453767Remember the mantra of the DLCGetting 1-2 shot?Grab more ScaduIt's a night and day difference even if a few % doesn't sound like much.
>>483453936>aryans wipe out their oppressorsonly way Miyazaki could have been more based is if he gave Messmer some obvious Japanese land of reeds character who uses a katana to help purge them
Are shields/gshields only viable with spears and thrusting weapons?
>>483453381>for him to just abandon her like a sick dogThe whole point of his order would be for people like his sister to be able to live decent lives. That has always been a big aspect of his character, that he wants things to grow whether they're considered "good" or "bad" by the current order.
>Can't put Carian Sovereignty on Moonrithyll GreatswordGOD DAMMIT
>>483454213>tfw st Trina is a god of dreams because we'll only be their lord in our dreamsHurts just a bit
You do have the best sword in the game, right? Right, Anon?
>>483454258>even if a few % doesn't sound like much.a 20% minimum does sound like a lot desu
>>483453976>Fire infused smithscript to reset frostooooh, smart.
>>483454392I do have the dismounter, yes.
>kill all the invincible faggots>kill Midra>Spectral Steed is still afraidTorrent stop being such a cowardly faggot holy shit.
>>483454180he explicitly tells you he's done taking shit from everyone including and especially you, so he just decides to fuck you up. also his boss theme is kino as fuck and even has a callback to the merchant song in it
>>483452732>t. HornsentAlso, considering how Great Jars work in Erdtree culture, I think the Shamans were only putting already dead remains in their jars. The Hornsent saw this and corrupted it by putting Shaman in them while they were still alive for some batshit insane, degenerate reason.
>>483454258I got 14 skibidis. I can get Torrent but dodging that horsecharge is something I can't figure out.
>>483454392>looks nice>shit movesetEvery time
This is such a cool team I hope I don't have to kill them all haha
>>483454432>He doesn't know..You'll figure it out eventually. The move sets on this thing combine the Godslayer Greatsword with the Zweihander.
>>483454392I do and I don't use it because it doesn't fit my buildLove to see the chaos zweihander back tho
>I ask you forgive me, dearest Nanaya...>O mother, forgive me.>You must kill Miquella... Grant him forgiveness.
>>483454252Should work on all of them but you have to throw them inside the opening at top which is usually only available for the golems with armored legs
>>483452171Player messages said try thrown item and it was right next to the cookbook and all the wickerman crafting items. I tried a normal firebomb first and it did nothing.
>>483454452In reality, Torrent was just scared of the dark.
>>483454050That would completely break progression fuck off.
Ill be honest.The whole "MIQUELLA IS..... EVIL??????" isnt a twist at all. Its incredibly expected and just tired at this point.A proper twist wouldve been if Miquella was actually nice and took Melinas place in the DLC and had some nice dialogue about TorrentBUT NOPEGOD FORBID MIYZAKIS GRIMSLOP IS INTERESTING FOR FUCKING ONCE.
>>483453275>>483453572>>483453626Explain why killing Radagon doesn't kill Marika then.
>>483454563They're all alive in my game.Maybe not Ansbach I don't know where he went.They really went above and beyond with making everything suck dick and impossible.
>>483454571I don't care. The Dismounter looks cooler and if I need some overpowered bullshit I can always rely on my bloodflame, or my Flame of the Fell god+Burn, O Flame combo.
>>483454692Radagon was a separate being before he fused with Marika. St Trina wasn't.
>>483454554That's literally the exact opposite of the truth.
>>483454336That's what stated, but when his sister just blew herself up and was knocked into a coma on his behalf and he just fucking leaves her (remember that Finley managed the journey back to the Haligtree ALONE) and doesn't even bother to give her a needle or subdue her rot comes out as a gigantic prick. That lore bit of his presence at Aeonia is honestly what makes me seethe the most because of how badly it ruins the base game lore
>>483454595Very Christian themes from a writer who subverts it at every turn.
>>483454595OOOOH ZANZIBERTINAMY BELOVED GAY HUSBANDFROGGY ME
>>483450638why does no one fucking talk about the shitty ass armors in ER? Like everything that looks cool, fits to magicians or even hex belongs to woman? Like what should I even wear? Why is there body type a and b, but no unisex armor?
>>483453456someone's double kill on here
>>483454220Okay so only taking the base game's lore into account, why did they fight? Quote the text in the game
>ng+7 caster>summon npc with 12k hp and mimic and still barely winman that final boss isn't fun at allbarricade shield works wonders though, you REALLY don't take that much chip damage
what the fuck is eternal sleep!!
>>483454220They never tell you WHY she and her army is marching on Caelid, though. She could be doing it for everything from seizing his territory to attacking preemptively before he does the same to her.If I'm wrong, I'll gladly eat shit, but I don't remember any NPC or item description explaining why she went through all the trouble of amassing her army to go down there.
>>483454679They modeled his adult eyes? I didn't expect that.
>>483454664Idk why I expected anything different but I did and I'm incredibly disappointed.(Also every single NPC fucking dying AGAIN.)
>>483454968read the item description
would you let Marika fuck you so she can conceive another deranged demigod?
>>483454968death but happy
i wanted to do a dual wield morning star playthrough because that fat fuck aris thinks his jump attack mornigstar build is bad and i know it's cheap.i already made a wretch lvl1 save and currently waiting for someone to respond atm. sadly don't have anything to offer but you can grab my gfs tits once if i met you irl
>>483454595>Forgiveness also equates to killing them.Neat.
>>483455074I would fuck her brains out to conceive another seventy deranged demigods.
The DLC adds a new Discus move that's the same as the normal one but it doesn't use INT. Kek. Golden Order incants are cucked.
>>483454981Don't two NPCs lived?
>>483454818There's art from before the DLC was even announced that shows Miquella holding Malenia back from fighting Radahn.
OH N-
Could Miquella fix the dung eater without robbing him of his free will? Keep in mind that if you just stop him from acting like a monster, but don't remove the impulse, that will slowly boil into resentment and eventually despair (Making him fall to the frenzied flame, or the mother of truth, or maybe even some all new horrible thing we haven't seen yet).Miquella had one (1) Golden needle that he gave to his twin sister, even if you find a way to mass produce them, what do you if people don't want to take your jab? Will Miquella enforce total compliance through a police state? Because that never has a 100% success rate and even queen Marika needed a standing army to do most of her heavy lifting.
>>483455119Suppose for a demi-god, death is the closest thing to freedom
>>483455074we wouldn't stop at just one demi-sperg child
what are your thoughts on this ash of war
I still don't know what the Scadutree is.It only popped into existence AFTER Marika met with the Greater Will/Fingers right?
>>483455158Which ones?
>>483454554you are a big time idiotits moveset is literally perfection
>>483455180That does not fucking exist you liar, and even if it did we know she was there on his orders
>>483455158nta but not sure if i fucked up my quests but literally every npc i met in the dlc died
Did they nerf Mountaintops of the Giants at some point? I remember this area being harder when I first played through the game
>>483455086What are you even trying to convey here? That you're waiting for someone to drop you the morning star?That you're waiting for approval?That you're roleplaying some weird cuck nerd fantasy?
>>483455279I don't remember their names. The Pureblood Knight lives, yeah? He even helps you with Radahn
>>483455184I love that fucking hat so much
>>483455158Ansbach and Thollier can live all the way through the final battle, but they still die after you defeat Radahn. I know Ansbach has dialogue when he dies, but I don't know if Thollier does. Can a dataminer confirm that he doesn't?
>>483450875he was so perfect... why did they have to ruin him
>>483455274very good
What timezone is poopa?
>>483455074>>483455123>>483455256OOOOOOOOOOOHTHE ELDEN WOMB
Is there anything about Melina in the dlc?
>Marika is supposedly the sole survivor of her villageThen are the Numen/Black Knife Assassins also shamans or are they some separate tribe who allied with Marika?
>HE WAS GAY THE WHOLE TIME
>>483455345nah you just sucked
>>483454738dismounter looks like ass though
>>483455276It's a little obtuse to explain, but look in the sky. You see that veil-like substance? That's a giant mimic veil covering the Land of Shadow.It's real physical location is the center of the Lands Between.The Scadutree is what the Erdtree looks like through the veil/it's the shadow version of the Erdtree, or something. It's in the exact same position as the real Erdtree.
I'm gonna play some Darktide, I don't like Gaius' charge attack.
HE SAID THE THING
How many "pure" casters don't use a weapon?
>>483455347the first obviously
Is the sword spear from gaius any good? Also crucible wings is kinda shit. Does barely any damage to enemies.
>beat radfaggotFINALLY IM FREEwhat's a fun build to help people via co op with
>Altering Messmer's Helm changes "Messmer's Flame" to "Messmer's Fire"Why though
>mfw someone tells me a boss is hard
>>483455457alright cool
>>483453005>his mom gave us grace back thoughThat is precisely why he is upset, she sanctioned your graceless ass while he's left in the shadow lands for eternity, with nothing but snakes and a yandere tomboy to keep him company
>>483455424Nope her existence isn't acknowledged at allThere is one item description that vagueposts about someone that's presumably her but she isn't even named
>>483454679He's so beautiful. I can see why Radahn accepted
>>483455184I'll watch it and hurry up with my perfumer build before it gets nerfedSo far I think they are very underwhelming, not much range or damage. You're getting fucked the moment any enemy bigger than a small one shows up.
>>483455472>It's real physical location is the center of the Lands Between.But it's way too big to fit in the mini-ocean between Altus/Liurnia/Limgrave/Caelid
>>483455482nanaya?
>>483455360>still die after you defeat Radahn.From WHAT?! A spontaneous heart attack?
>>483454679>He's beautifulFuck it, just rework the dlc so I can be his consort
The most annoying part of the DLC are all the fucking shittubers and twat streamers coming out and being like "UHHHH ITS ACTUALLY LE EZ" and not actually reading why people say the DLC isnt fun.
>>483455360>you can get multiple irises of grace in a playthrough and use them to turn dying NPCs into summons>you can't use them on Ansbach and ThollierWhat a goddamn waste.
>>483455464It's like a cross between a cleaver and a sabre. It's great. The only weapon I like more is the crescent moon axe.
>>483455665Time is convoluted, what do you want from me, man
>>483453125>>483453667Out of all the demi-gods, Mohg deserved an ally route the mostI want to see the Mohgwyn Dynasty.
>>483453241They don't, they're gods.
FUCKING FINALLYAAAAAAAAA THIS BOSS SO GOOD BUT SO HARDI have a confession tho, the only way I could find to make progress in phase two is with a mimic tear... forgive me honor bros I feel little sad and hollow about it I wont lie but I at least didnt quit
>>483455665Yeah, I don't know how it works either, but that's what the Sealing Tower hints when you go to it. It'd be in the exact center of all the Divine Towers.Another thing that doesn't make sense is how the Cerulean Coast makes sense when it... wouldn't be a coast if it was connected to Limgrave.
>>483454679would would would would would would would would would would would
I strongly dislike people repeating that the new leveling system is there to stop overleveled characters from being OP. It's not, no one with an OL character abstains from eating skibidies, only tryhards do that. It's there for forced difficulty. OLs only become more OP
>>483455360Thiollier has dialogue, I summoned them bothHe said something like I'm sorry it's up to you now, fulfill St Trina's wish
>>483455420Godfrey was so fucking lucky.>>483455665>>483455793Someone made a version of the map using the Supressing Pillar as the center of the Lands Between and it (kinda) fits.
>>483455426They all hail from the lands of cut content.
>>483455424no, thank fuck they trashed that awful character
how get here?
>>483455734>open an epic Elden Ring gamer stream>yeah so I use cheat engine on every character I make and today I will show you how to easily beat the gameDeath to whole lot of em
would you plap the retard knight anons?
>>483455705>P-P-Please understand
>>483455316Gay pedophiles like you should be killed.
>>483455785Pretty much everyone had to use Mimic tear on that boss I wouldnt feel bad about it, as long as you werent also using a busted build. Looks like youre a dexfag so I think its honorable
>>483455665>>483455928>>483455793
>soloed every boss>also scarlet rotted every bossdid i beat the DLC?
>>483455973take a good look from around the dragon
>>483455928Built like Slimthick Vic
>>483456020Where the fuck is this from
>haven't played since original launch>don't feel like continuing off of my old character>don't feel like doing all the tedious gathering of crafting materials on a new characterfucking open world games
>>483455767Unfortunately the DLC can't happen without him getting killed.It's kinda how I'd like to side with Godwyn prior to him getting stabbed, bad things just happen to demigods it seems.Marika is doomed to see all her family die again.
>>483456043No you didn't. The only people who beat the dlc are those who bought a physical copy of it and punched it to bits.
>>483455990Plap her skull in with a sword then rape, behead, rape again, bring head home for later
>>483455702i wish she forgave me
>>483455973from the cerulean coast further south you run along the beach and drop off a little cliff to get over there
>>483455621I don't even know why I expected anything
What in elden ring has the biggest boom factor
>>483455705They have death dialogue in the fight, so the implication is that they lose their lives in the effort to kill Radahn.
>>483455918It's amazing how something so simple as adding dialogue during fights can make you give a shit. My bros deserved better.
>>483456038If Limgrave was connected to Charo's Grave and the Cerulean Coast then it would be a land of Red grass, Green grass, and Blue grass. Literal fields of RGB.
>summon cheaters coping ITTyou did not beat the game
>>483456167thx
>>483455990I would, but I'm not sure she'd be interested since I'm not a little boy.
>>483456043can you actually rot the scussy (scorpion pussy)?
>>483456043>cheat engine character>fingerprint shield>star fists endure>status effects>summoningAny of those means you didn't beat the game. Several of those means you didn't even started the game.
>>483451513>lmao retroactively it does not make sense at all.Yes it does
Does does Young Radahn look like under the helmet?
>>483456331cope harder
>>483454392I'll get it on my level 20 dude later.>>483455526STR/FTH has pretty much no competition.>can use greatshields to tank so your team doesn't die in two seconds>can use 60% elemental resist buffs + Golden Vow so your skibidilet teammates don't instantly die>tons of STR/FTH DLC weapons to try out so you don't get boredThe second item is specially important because many bosses of the DLC are element-themed.Other builds might be better at nuking but if you want to actually enjoy the fights that's by far the best option.
>>483453895>>483453696MiquellaCHADS... I'm going to suck every last drop of dew out of Miquella. I'm not going to stop no matter how hard Miquella moans...Malenia gets to watch in the corner, she can see I won't take too much from Tender MIquella... and if I do she can kill me.
>>483456038That still doesn't work because the scadutree is now way North of the Erdtree
>>483455984>"Whats going on everyone, I'm here to cherry pick arguments like a middle school boy picks shit pebbles out from between his ass hairs on why YOU are actually wrong about the DLC and I wont give any real explanation why these people are wrong other than 'hard game is hard?'"
After bosses like Messmer and BayleWhat complete and utter disappointment Romina Metyr areEven regular monsters are stronger than them, especially Romina. What a weak boss
>>483456020This is fucking fanart, and even then Miquella is nowhere to be found are you blind?
>>483456020NTA, but can you point out what I'm supposed to be seeing here? Where's Miquella? Not sassing you, I genuinely just can't tell where he's supposed to be and it's making me feel like an idiot
>>483456110Shut up, pedophile.
>>483456331People are really having trouble telling the difference between the answer to their question not making sense and it being a shitty unsatisfying answer. This is the latter.
>>483456396>Does does
>>483453696That's actually pretty normal for gays to abandon everything and everyone for cocklust.
>>483456108>Built like Slimthick VicBased gooner
Faithbros, what new gear do you enjoy the most in the DLC?
>>483456443I want to fuck the blonde twink so hard.
The DLC killed PVP for good
>>483456362Bait used to be believable.
>>483456443What a lickable stomach.
>>483456660good, pvp is gay
>>483455276Literally and figuratively the Shadow of the Erdtree™
>>483455074>>483455420kill my childrenkill my husbandskill the elden beast
MY LOVE FOR MELINA WILL NEVER FALTER
>>483456296>fingerprint shieldso you telling me i can use the next best GSh or even just the best medium shields with shit like greatshield talisman and i'm perfectly legit? good to know anon, good to know.
>>483455990I'm not into Yandere's no.Ansbach is my homie and was willing to face down a full powered god and his elden lord with me.Unfortunately I messed up Thiolliers quest near the end, peak game design to have me repeat the same thing 3+ times with no indication that it does anything memezaki.
>>483454484YUse light roll. The window to dodge his charge is so small with medium rolling you'd have to be a literal machine to consistently perform with that precision.
>>483456660No it saved invasions. Niggers don't know how to deal with enemies and it's literally free kills.
>>483456239I will continue beating the game with new characters and you will continue to seethe and cope.Summons are so great. Not only are they fun to customize and tweak for different builds, but you get the added bonus of making a retarded autistic faggot really upset every time you use it.
>>483456443based beyond belief
>>483456556I'm not even the guy you were talking to :(
>>483454679>That miquellaThink Malenia had to protect her brother's virtue for his promised consort when they were younger?
>Miquella!>"Taste the love!"
>>483456652why is he next to laundry detergent?
based
>>483456652Tarnished only. Radahn and Mohgfags BTFO.
>Radahn 2nd phaseim gonna bweh...............BWWWWWEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>483456274this is actually a really cute picture if you keep your mind out of the gutter (you won't).
>>483456239boss has 2 healthbars? so do i bitch
dragonbros, do you use the named elemental skills, or the dragon[attack] ones instead
>>483456660>killed PVP for goodAre you trying to imply it wasn't already dead?
First time doing a faith build what incantations should I be on the lookout for?
Should have been Godwyn
These things keep getting worse and worse to fight
>>483456959summon ansbachsummon tholliersummon mimic niggasummon adolf hitlersummon joseph stalinsummon satansummon the zodiac killersummon john wayne gaceysummon john f kennedy
>>483456660*dark souls 3
>>483450750bleed or frost
>>483457048but he is dead
Ashes are great, i can have a coop without resorting to summoning some retarded nigger and the only ones mad are those retarded niggers left behind and redcucks left behind even harder
>>483456128Begone wagecuck
>>483456660Anyone who does pvp in these games are just retards who cant play actual fighting games, even more so when From decided covenants shouldnt exist
>>483452461No, the Battle of Aeonia now makes sense and we kniw what happened. Miquella needed a King Consort as Lord to ascend to Godhood. And Saw in Radahn, who controlled gravity and was very ambitious the perfect candidate.Radahn can control the Stars, which means controlling Fate, and Miquella is in his way trying to alter his own fate.The Battle of Aeonia also symbolizes the corruption of Miquella's character. He acts as a savious and wants to be a benevolent God, but whoever can't be charmed and doesn't subject bimself to his will by offering his adoration is killed. Malenia waged war over Radahn breaking the oath, both because he needed him and because he will not accept it. Miquella's Age of Compassion is founded on betrayal, war and manipulation, that's the entire point of why you can't join him in the first place.
>>483456239Spirit ashes are one of the first things they introduce. It's literally in the game meant to be used.
>can't heal him with a warming stonedamn, so that really was just a one-time thing, huhwhat a shame
>>483456807>summon shitter>reddit memegrim
>>483457028catch flame, frenzied burst, lightning spear, golden vow, flame cleanse, flame grant me strength, ancient dragon lightning, black flame
>>483457126so was radahn
>Milady + shieldIs it viable?
>>483456545His tiny arm is holding her back right dead in the center of her body. You can see his silhouette pretty clearly. Use your eyes. Keep in mind this is before they were willing to depict Miquella fully like in the intro cutscene.>>483456539Gay pedophile cope. It's from a pre-release E3 trailer.
>yeah bro, praise the sun or whateverAnyways, thoughts on Midra? Wasn't so hard, took me like 2-3 hours to register his patterns well enough for effective parrying. Cool fight, but less bullshit than Rellana
>>483456660why? also PvP has been dead since the beginning. after your 50th "3 dudes standing in an open field" open world invasion it gets pretty stale. i miss the first two years of DS3.
Going from beating Radahn to fighting Malenia feels like attacking a Nuke and then beating up a coughing baby with a gungood thing I found this talisman that reduces the sound of your footsteps, apparently since Malenia is blind they added a lore detail that as long as you dont make sound by walking in the puddle she cant perfectly track your movements. Pretty cool but its damn hard to stay in the grass all the time, anyone got any tips to make walking in the grass easier so my talismen gets more value?
>>483456660I'm literally only invading with Swift Slash until it gets removed from the game.
>>483456714Yes my Queen
>>483457003named are too fucking expensive
>>483457164yes most games start with a difficulty selection and easy mode is meant to be used thats true
>Majority of new armoursets are just a bunch of shitty, worn out rags.Sigh.....Sometimes I wish a Korean studio like Shift-Up made Elden Ring but had the same difficulty and stuff
>>483457201no he was gay, its a little different
Been trying light weapons/armor for the first time in this DLC and its going poorly. How do you guys deal with enemies like those Fire Knights? Trying weapons like dual blades against them is just impossible. They don't stagger at all and you stagger from everything when using light armor. How do you even play this game without staggering something with your every hit?
>>483456773>Ansbach is a high ranking member of a sadomasochistic blood cult where one of the core values is love, or at least Mohg's version of it>he's devoted enough to lay down his life for you and dies acknowledging you as his promised lordA-Ansbach bros, does this mean he loves us?
I DID IIIIT FUUUUUCK YESSSSS>>483451224After beating it I no longer thing it's overtuned, except for the second phase big gravity slam after he pulls you in. Every other attack he has, I learned to dodge or block consistently or mostly consistently. Parrying is mandatory, however.
>>483456443Where is this from? Very based, btw.
is the death knight armor anywhere in the game or do we not get to have it?
>>483457326They're shit and have infinite combo chains. I just switch to the Anvil Hammer when I see them.
>>483457221>but less bullshit than RellanaRellana was piss easy bro. Just parry.
>>483457249The first 6 months or so of ER invasions was always 3 dudes with rivers of blood or moonveilEvery single time
>>483456239My plat says eat shit.
Enir-Ilim really, realy sucks.
>>483457249if they just fixed phantom downscaling it'd be fine because then you could legitimately 1v3 people if you were good enough. they'll never do that though. they must cater to the casuls.
>>483457253bullshit thats not true
>>483457403It is, inside some catacombs
>entered dlc rl 127>now rl 198 without doing any grind in mid game>scooby-doo treats are fucking easy to find and everywhere>tons of max upgraded weapons for any occasionyou guys are fucking pussiesalso this shit destroy everything, best dlc weapon so far
>>483456943that's very cool, bateman, but that's nothing... look at this
>>483457221Favourite boss of the DLC, just wish he wasnt so easyBut in this DLC I guess if he wasnt easy he'd be flipping around 50 times and shitting AOEs on every attack, so I'm happy enough with him now
>>483456660howwhat did it do
>>483456020That's Malenia putting her broke ass arm back on, I don't know what schizo shit you're seeing
>>483454392I do have Leda's sword yes
>>483457126so was radahn. who gives a shit? it means nothing
>>483457171CURSE YOU BAYLE. I HEREBY VOW YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY. BEHOLD, A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR, AND I, IGON! YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH!SOLID OF SCALE YOU MIGHT BE, FOUL DRAGON. BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE! WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS! WITH EVERY DROP OF MY BEING!
>>483457176>Retarded Autistic faggot>Seething and copingBest feature Fromsoft has ever created.
>>483457309Elden Ring has no difficulty selection.It's your own self imposed challenge to not use the tools that memezaki tries force you to use.
Marika's tits
I have to admit that dressing up as a confessor and killing 5 wayward tarnished felt like very good RP
>>483457326i just chicken wing them
>>483453528>It's a retconNo>Malenia marched on Caelid and attacked Radahn because Radahn is preventing the fates of the empyrean from proceeding by halting the stars. Miquella needed his fate in oder to complete the transformation he was engaged in within the base of the Haligtree.This is an headcanon theory completely unproven. Nothing says that the Fate of Miquella is tied to the Stars like Ranni. Nowhere it's mentioned that Malenia's motive was stopping Radahn from halting the course of the Stars. The Carians draw their Fate fron the Stars, Miquella did it from Gold, and when it didn't work he discarded everything golden to create a new Fate
how many somber ancients are in the dlc?
>>483457205It's fun
>some giant flying shit appearsNo, I don't think so
>>483457028start with madness incants they are your best early game damage until other stuff overtakes them lateralso use black fireball and black fire sweep
I actually find exploration more fun than the bosses.I had a lot of fun exploring Messmaballs castle and when i found a boss it suddenly stopped being fun. Its not that I dont like bosses. Its just that this DLC has really annoying bosses.
>>483454679These generals are literally making people gay with how beautiful that creature
>>483457470>Basically empty>All the mobs suck ass>Short as fuck2 years and this is the best they can do
>>483457147Anon know matter how many words you write explaining it (which I already get, btw the fate shit is headcanon) it doesn't change anything about how it's such a shitty and lame motivation. You seem incapable of understanding that people can get the lore and still think it sucks balls and is unsatisfying. There's even the question of whether Radahn refused or if Malenia was holding up her part of the vow, which makes the conflict even more meaningless if true. You're also missing the point that it makes Trina pointless as a character. Fuck you, never respond to my posts again you miyazaki cocksucker
>>483457003Flying is only has niche uses in specific levels with high verticality and then generally only if you're the invader.Regular dragon attacks are more mana efficient in all other situations.
>>483457403It's in some catacombs, pretty well hidden
>>483457217Okay, I think I'm just stupid and/or blind, because I can see that something's there but I can't make any heads or tails of it. Thanks anyway
>>483457441That's your opinion chad, her attacks patterns kinda pissed me off
>>483456239i summoned for the DS2 ganksquad and i feel little remorse... thought you guys said there'd be 5, though? only encountered 3
What is a good faith weaponDex faith preferably
>>483457217this is actual schizophrenia lol. he's not anywhere in that image
>>483457618what if they were real and inside your house
Best spot to farm flame knights? I want that chest piece.
>>483457714Leda's
>>483457649>suicidal twinkshit in the noob dungeonYeah ER pvp is gay
>>483457176I don't just summon. I equip raw meat dumplings and sleep pots so it has unlimited heals and stuns too.Are you upset?
>>483450874>Using status effectsEven poison?
spit roasting m*rika betwixt me and my mimic tear
>>483450750>playing online to see other players' messages >coop >google
>>483457631Why is there no ending where I get to squeeze Miquella?
>they actually put dragon body in the gamewhat is fromsofts obsession with turning into a dragon man?
I will never fight Miquella, Miyahacki.I'll be imprisoned in this Shadow Realm for eternity and never end the game. Honing my skills with the blade until I can Judgment Cut the end credits like in Nier Automata and get my Miquella ending.https://youtu.be/wvunu2e29tc?t=97
>>483457467standing in an open field, with no mobs within a 5 mile radius, in a place where you exist in an infinitely large puddle with lightning weapons and spells. with max level phantoms that are anywhere between 2x-10x your level as an invader.i put in 600 hours and im amazed i even got in that much considering i primarily played RL60. the only good time to invade is the first month of release because then you can get actual noobs instead of just pro gank squads exploiting host advantages to the absolute maximum.
>>483457364Purely platonic love, the guys ancient and his dick no doubt stopped working centuries ago.
>>483457551yasss we did it reddit!
>>483457525right right, check this out
>>483457631>He was never gay for Miquellangmi
>>483457217>pre-release E3 trailerEven assuming that image is depicting what you're saying it's depicting (it's not), is there any blurb in the actual game that mentions this, or are we gonna consider pre-release material while the game was still in development and shit was no doubt changing all the time canon now?
This looks like something out of a fanboy's Elden Ring anime mod except there you have some anime bullshit of your own to deal with the retard anime moves. Also, what's with the stuff above my head after I got grabbed.
>>483457581
>>483457369fucking sick dudewell done
>>483457701literally just parry bro
>>483457782Storeroom loft grace. Drop down a floor and there are two to kill, one drops a greatsword
>>483453324you can run to it from the start and beat up an NPC
Malenia is a stinky fujo
>>483457364Everyone out here is lusting after a shota who doesn't want to fuck us when a perfectly good blood knight who probably does is right here.Maybe I'll do something with that if I can I work up the energy to get my writerfag on.
>>483457801cope, seethe, mald
>>483457872Mind Control rune. You die instantly if you get grabbed again. If you have Miquella's great rune fragments you can use it to dispel it.
Holy shit flowerstone gavel is disgusting. Just watched a host hit for 4k in one skill without any temp buffs, just talismans and the dragon form.
>>483457782in the specimen place there's a floor near the top where there's like 5 or 6 of them all together. the seventh floor spawn near freja also has one that spawns very close by. i think the fourth floor spawn is next to a ladder which has a knight facing away from you so you can very easily backstab but he might fall so you can't loot him.
>>483456660The first balance update will make everything dogshit and borderline useless again don't worry lil grumpy cat fella.
>>483457879I'd kill everyone in the lands between to get my hands on them
>>483457819Because he's MARRIED to Radahn you slut! Stop trying to turn Miquella into a hussy like his (completely justified) whore mother who used breeding as a coping mechanism.
>>483456660Meanwhile in reality all "content creators" are creaming themselves over new stuff
>>483450912And what quest was that?
This is what a REAL boss fight looks like. Notice how he actually has idle periods to give the player time to attack, rather than spazzing out like a coked-up retard 24/7? Take notes.
>>483457872Forgot to spoiler the webm but it's not like it matters since this m̶o̶d̶ expansion is shit anyway.>>483457996How do I get more and more importantly, can I get an unlimited amount of them?
>>483457929Malenia doesnt exist
>>483457631>>483457867>draw a girl>call it a guyit's not gay it's literally just a girl and you're calling it a guy. a look at any real life troon proves this.
>>483457520>also this shit destroy everything, best dlc weapon so far>he doesn't know swift slashlolma
>>483458027Really? There's barely anyone doing invasions and the single guy that is is constantly raging about katana tracking.
>>483457872>Miquella's charm horns point downwardsAs above so below, the horns pointing down is a sign of evil
>>483458025Good
>>483457902Thanks.
>>483458068>boss attacks are purposeful and have a direct answer to them (like parrying) instead of just being a bunch of constant hyperarmor poise destroying attacks spammed at randomwow is this actual game design? in a soulslike??????
>>483458026Miquella is Tarnished only, newfag. Lurk more.
>>483458081Pretty sure it works infinitely. You need to kill the Scadu avatar to get it.
>>483457872Despite the anime bullshit the fight feels lamer than dog Radahn, it's not even Radahn himself that's impressive here it's just Miquella vomiting light explosions everywhere
>>483457538Why the fuck would her functioning arm be so fucking tiny when we know it's about the same size?How blind are you?
>>483457849very nice...
Reminder to people new to fromsoft DLC that, barring DaS2, their DLC is comprised almost entirely of cut content (both asset-wise, concept-wise, and plot/story-wise) frankensteined together and then fleshed out. It's not uncommon for upwards of 75% of fromsoft DLC bosses and areas to just be scrapped base game content with fresh paintThe most realistic scenario for the miquella/radahn shit not being in base game is because it is entirely cut content, which is why radahn's story is non-existent and miquella is just MIA with his great rune unaccounted for.Keep in mind that extremely early dialogue drafts (predating age of abundance) included both mohg being protective of miquella AND malenia protecting miquella's cadaver from you at the haligtree, creating the very strong implication that early drafts may have had mohg cavorting with miquella himself in some fashion. The miquella+radahn fight could even be a repurpose lf an initial miquella+mohg fight concept that they scrapped.
>join someone via co op>game crashes to desktopam i fucking playing skyrim
>>483457872>ERM AND MY RADAHN ALSO HAS BLOODFLAME ABILITIES AND SHOOTS DIVINE LASER BEAMS PLEASE DO NOT STEAL
>>483458068and people says shadow of the erdtree's bosses are damage sponges.......
>>483458068This looks like dogshit
>>483456417No (you), sorry your headcanon wasn't real.>>483456558Except it's not unsatisfying at all. It actually explains everything and Miquella's characterization and face off is THE narrative highpoint of the game and easily of Souls games. Doesn't matter if schizos expected Holy Blade 2.0, none of that shit would have actually explained the fa tion dynamics like this DLC did. The Battle of Aeonia now makes sense, and signifies Miquella's mentality and need for complete adoration that makes him act like a warmonger and tyrant. His obsession for ascending to a God and "saving" everybody goes as far that he will hunt those he can't charm and use them. Radahn is just a Golen at the end, doesn't even show the eyes towards the player at the end of his second phase transition, which singlifies being an unwilling slave.
Should I limit my build to 150, or is it fine to go a bit above? I want to use Romina's poleblade along with the Ranah dancer stuff, while still having at least 33 Faith for some Incantations, but I feel like I'd spread myself too thin. What kind of Dex and Arcane would be okay?
>>483458239Wait, so why was it necessarily for Fromsoft to revive radahn at all? Making it a Mohg + Miquella fight still would've worked in the DLC we got.
>>483456807honestly thinking of joining the spirit summoning crowd (no NPCs/phantoms) for the rest of my first playthrough of the DLC. might i beat the shit out of every boss with easy? maybe. but i can (and will) just start another playthrough or go to NG+ and play through without summons the second time. you can do both.
>>483456020>>483458230retard
>Prayer Room Key can be used to open the prayer room in the house of worship in the church district (Shadow Keep)Why is this wiki so shitty
>>483456029>everyonenice cope
>>483458384i hear some people are going to 170 and 200 but the multiplayer is so fucking shitty at grouping you i'm terrified to stop 1 level out of bounds
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURSEEEEE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYLEFOUL DRAGONI, IGONAND THE DRAGON HUNTERARE COMING TO JAGGED PEAK TO KILL YOUTO RIDDLE YOUR HIDE WITH HARPOONSIN REAL LIFE
what the fuck I'm supposed to do with Trina once I find her?
After playing through the whole DLC now and going back to Base to finish up loose ends I really am reminded just how much better this boss design is, I used to think Malenia was shit but now on return she is easily the best boss of the whole gameAlso shes just funny to think about>Radahn fight>I am Malenia, I have never known def- wait shit, im losing, welp time to nuke this place>Didnt count, wont happen again>(you) fight>I am Malenia, I have never known def- wait shit, im losing, welp time to nuke this place
>>483458239How does Mohg put on his clothes
>>483458025Considering what the Tarnished goes through, we just about do that yeah.
>>483458325Pretty sure that's a low level one kinda run.
>>483458486Bayle?
I'm seriously over these flame golems man
>>483458510Malenia's transition cutscene is so pathetic, with the way she says >wait!
Is this weapon any good with minimum ARC investment? The R2 move looks bad aside from the blood second hit.Looks really nice though.
>>483458107I prefer him cute while also knowing he has an absolute womb breaker of a dick hiding on his dress.
>>483458505Take ibuprofin with her.
>>483456714
They should've scrapped the Miquella shit and made it a DLC about stopping Bayle from ascending to godhood. His arena even looks better than the gates.
>>483458510I think she sincerely doesn't know that she didn't kill Radahn
>>483458505try learning basic english grammar first
>a powerful charm has been releasedDid I just brick my questlines?
>>483456020what about straight pedophiles?
>>483458232
>>483457383It's AI generated, got it from a earlier thread.
>>483457848Crying about your favorite website just makes you look more pathetic. Seethe harder please. It's genuinely funny to me. You are actually increasing how much I enjoy the game.
>>483457872the gravity vortex into shadow clone downward slams into a second gravity vortex is his most retarded combonearly all my phase two deaths came from that attack or Miquella's kiss
>>483458572it's a fun little puzzle
i hate being summoned to a boss and dealing piddly damage because im a summon and then the 2 other retardos do no damage and the host eventually dies to red circle or somethingi wish i could just replay bosses bros
>>483456038What kind of retard made this?
>>483458510Similar experience setting up my next DLC chara but with MohgLove that fucker more than ever, still easily best fight in the game
>>483458632yeah, that's basically a fail screen. you fucked up. you can't progress the DLC at all now.just kidding lol it's fine, try talking to some of the NPCs
>>483458505you rape her, of course interact with her a couple times and drink the stuff she gives four times to get dialogue, two more if you want to hear more. if there is a NPC nearby tell him what she said and then go outside, rest at the site of grace.
>>483456443We are all gay for Miquella now.
>>483457881Those clone moves he does actually deal like no damage and are very easy to block, which let's you dodge his actual hit afterwards. But basically it's just staying in his face, parrying what you can, and slugging it out. I had lots of fun
>>483458592How is it pathetic, she's literally warning you and giving you time to get ready
Is 125 a good level to play the DLC at? Can I use my wife’s sword as a weapon and is there anything in the DLC thats good for this build?
>>483455639>buff stackingughhh
>>483458282I've noticed a lot more issues with the game not closing properly when I quit to desktop. Once summoned someone only to immediately fucking bluescreen
>>483458714Keep mind much of the coastal space in the Lands Between map is sheer cliffsides. It only really overlaps badly at Limgrave.
>>483457028I'd reccomend Holy incantations but the 3 rings incantations from the base game are all int/fth and after this dlc where all the holy incantations are pure faith it's better to stick to pure faith since that gives access to flame and lightning spells. I'm still upset I have yo respec my holy character for the 8th time because of this.
>>483456660Good. Go be autistic in your own game.
Is killing him justified now?
>>483457868>nearly a full paragraph of copeWorthless gay pedophile.
>>483458398They reuse concepts and frankenstein them together. For example Sister friede was a redo of the initial twin princes, child of kos is an amalgamation of a cut story idea and the cut secret boss arena for moon presence.
>>483458239I am not reading all your seethe, but that's a cool concept art piece
>>483458668>It's AI generatedBut edited afterwards? That looks really fucking solid for AI
I grinded materials for grease before I unlocked any lightning ashes of war and now I feel retardedwhat's even the point of physical infusions and this mmo ass grind for grease if just going the elemental infusion for your stat in the first place does more damage without the need to buff?
>>483458821>How is it patheticShe says it when I'm already walking away with my back turned
>>483458624>Malenia this whole time thinks she killed Radahn meaning she totally didnt lose>Doesnt know hes been somehow surviving as some zombie braindead beast at that exact same battlefield living off corpses because hes just that fucking rawKEK
>>483458418You won't do both though.And even if you do, the excitement of doing it properly the same time will never exist for you.
>>483458660Somebody has good taste.
It's amazing how they managed to make 2 absolute kinos (Ansbach + Igon) on a pretty mediocre DLC
>>483453528Literally nowhere it is written that Miquella was blocked by Radahn halting the Stars.The Stars have nothong to do with Miquella, Miquella leaves traces of golden grace.
>>483457520This thing is so visually perfect. Its the longest sword in the game now and it's beautiful
Lets play a game, post some relatively minor and harmless headcanons you have for elden ring lore. I'll start:Sellen and Selivus are siblings >SEL in their name and that kinda naming in this game is often denotes relation >the only remotely positive npc towards selivus is sellen and vice versa>they both violate peoples bodies selivus turns them into puppets sellen makes people into graven schools>selivus has a body for sellen waiting for her >selivus is a dark haired old man, what we see of sellen's perhaps original body is a dark haired middle aged woman
how do you feel about the fact messmer only exists so you can kill him and burn down the tree to access the radahn fight
Igonposting saved /erg/
>>483458510I’ve noticed this. After coming back from the dlc, Malenia is like Godrick
>>483458505Attach mouth to breasts. Drink.
>>483458883No. Marika just adapted the Jar process to collect corpses and take them to Erdtree roots in order to be reborn. Hornsent used the Jar process as cruel torture.Marika Jar is good, Hornsent Jar is evil
>>483458883no because ours stuff corpses into them so no harm is done while in the shadow realm disgusting hornsent put innocent humans into pots
>>483458883No, our pots are different then their pots, Alexander crumbs after the quest or when you kill him and there isn't that odd fleshy mess.
If the only reason there is a roll delay is because the same button is used for both roll and run, then why didn't the put the run with the jump button?
>>483458239tl;dr from just first sentence because i refuse to read more: who gives a fuck? it's 10/10 kino. im getting my ass kicked and i love it and the art is beautiful.
>>483458383It's unsatisfying because it's borderline stereotypical and sums up how all the writing in these games goes:>erm aktually, the noble hero you trusted was never your ally, he was evil, there are no happy endings, nothing you do mattersMiquella was always too good to be true, but it was so blatant that people thought it was a misdirection, which arguably would have been a better twist than the easier, boring choice FromSoft went for.
>>483458891How does it feel that the only way to truly save the universe of Elden Ring is to be a gay pedophile and put a ring on a shota?
>>483458441Posting different concept art changes nothing, you worthless gay pedophile.
>>483458676yassss tell em sisteredit: how do I award reddit gold on this website
>>483459013they may not be directly siblings but i do get the feeling they were probably more directly related in earlier story drafts. pretty much anything and everything in the story has a mirror counterpart or opposite.
>>483459016Better lore than miquellaBetter lore than radahnIncredible phase 2 cutscene He's actually fun to fight
>>483458828I don't know who's your wife but make sure you have 60 VIG and 20 END regardless of build, otherwise you might as well go RL1 for the clout
>>483458710Tell Fromsoft, maybe we get gauntlets.
Wait Square off is actually really fucking good, how did I miss this on my base game playthrough. I'm tempted to do a basic ass bitch sword and board knight build now.
Oh my god so this is what it does in pvpI can't stop laughing
Am I the only one who didnt like Igons voice acting?It sounded too forced and not in a funny way like Rykard
Swift Spear is so fucking fun to use bros
>>483459013messmer and melina are siblings because fire, and they both have left eye closed
>>483459013>picImagine being the tarnished, he can be vore'd as many times as he wants because he'll just respawn
>>483459150schizo retard
>>483458828its fine if you have a decent build and dont sucki started at 120 and beat most bosses in less than 10 tries
>>483459214An actually good grab move is crazy. Faithchads continue to win
>>483459214I like how they get up like normal and then die when they finish standing back up.Fromsoft Quality Assurance.
>>483459214elden ring pvp is fair and balanced with a large variety of fun and viable equipment and spells and bui-
>>483459245This but Mohg’s spear for justice
>>483459346There's literally no excuse not to give the frenzy grab hyperarmor too
>>483459214im glad i got that sword ngl, even if it looks like it wont be as useful in pve as pvp. midaschads win again
>>483459245might as well just watch someone else play the game if your cheesing that hard
So what causes Miquella's charm to break? Approaching the Shadow Keep at all? Any other triggers?
Any good lewd Queen Marika?
>>483453456>mourne castle>phantom has full bullgoat, fingerprint>host has full malenia>probably same end-game and maxxxed out weaponsWhy do these people even bother "playing" the game instead of watching YT playthrough?
>>483459214Looks like the movie has a wonky ds2-tier hitbox
>>483458572You'll feel better once you kill them. I killed my first two yesterday.
>>483458870You know you can still cast those spells with the good scaling you get from the Golden Order Seal right?
>actually doing questlinesyou used a guide, didn't you? admit it. "no bro i like totally got out a notebook and pen and wrote down all that shit and planned out how i" fuck you no you didn't.
>>483459214Bing bing WAHHHOOOOOOOOOOOBoing boing, ONE UP IT'S A ME
>>483458107Kai Schreiber would like a word with you.
>>483458383Congrats! You managed to cope harder! Just like I asked!Now do a backflip!
>hosts in jar dungeons keep jumping on the elevators too soon, before their buttons reset, and breaking themrip
>>483458828DMGS is really good even after the nerf.
>>483459436probably just approaching the shadow keep, because then the npc quests start up after that
Ancient ruins of Rauh fucking sucks man fuck this place
>>483458572This but actually for the forge golem, because I either cannot reliably hit the ruby or it does shit damage anyway. Luckily they're slow so I just run past them
>>483459450Both of them had less than 600 HP, they probably just had someone drop them the armor.
>>483459435Not my fault demigods cant deal with a stone slab my nigga
>>483459435Well I’m already watching nonstop acrobatics from the bosses
>>483458546Very carefully.
Am I the only one that likes the obsessive yandere for radahn version of miquella we got? I think it's extremely cute. Guys being obsessed with girls is cringe and wrong guys being obsessed with guys is cute.
>>483459490Are you retardedMost of the questlines are extremely straightforward, the NPCs are just sitting next to graces most of the time
>>483458603Nah.Unlike other Blood weapons this one gets both AR and status from ARC, it's absolutely garbage if you don't level it.The R2 is great though, specially if you want to actually use it against other people as it's faster than all other colossal R2s and can also easily catch people going for jump attacks.
>>483455315Post build?
>>483459178I never put vig above 50 and the only boss I had trouble with was Renalla because I hadnt played a similar game since ER released.
>>483459490>no bro i like totally got out a notebook and pen and wrote down all that shit and plannedNo, I just have a functional brain and memoryt. fucked up or missed 75% of the quests
>>483459423Just dupe the remembrance bwo
>>483459437No, only bad ones
>>483459598Filtered by the verticality, entire place is kinoBet you also got fighting words about the Abyssal Woods
>>483458418If you store everything but the items and gear you want for 2 loadouts, you can quickly switch back to your own loadout after summoning a customized sidekick build.Using sleep arrows and sleep pots with high poise is possibly the best summon. If you equip Shabriri's woe on yourself, the mimic essentially works exclusively as a referee to stop anime bullshit with sleep staggers.It's easily the greatest way to play. You're still the main character facing a decent challenge but bosses no longer get to overdose on anime cocaine for their attacks.Let the autists sit in their corner and cry while we fuck and party.
>>483459569My Guiding Moonlight
>>483459321try finger, but hole
I'm about to get the DLC, is using summons "required"? I don't like using it, 1v1 is far more enjoyable.For reference, I beat Malenia twice with no summons, once with a DEX/INT Moonveil build at NG+ and once with a STR/FTH Magma Wyrm Scalesword build in normal game, so I believe I'm somewhat decent at the game.
>>483459490I use guides for quests and don't feel inadequate. You know how massive this game is? Am I supposed to spend 50 hourd just combing through each area tonfind where some NPC moved to next? Throat my whole meat.
>>483459682>messmer obsessed with his mother>EW CREEPY!>miquella obsessed with his brother>so cute and wholesome!nigga
>>483458505Slurp on her pussy juice several times
>>483459682nah it's dogshit and completely out of character. they threw away everything we knew about miquella prior to the dlc just to shoehorn in radahn because he's a popular character, and in the process they ruined both characters
he's shmoovin'
holy shit I first tried the infamous hippopotamusgranted I was on skibidi +9 and already beat Bayle so I got my shit pushed in far enough
>>483458107it's kind of interesting to consider that potentially the main thing preventing straight guys from being gay is how much like a woman a guy can look, act, and maybe sound. like, you might want to fuck a guy if he looked feminine enough, even though he's biologically male.
>>483459245fixed your gay ass dex build with shield
>le black evil devil horned demon that summons blood magic is le good>le heckion wholesome chungus is le evil
>fuck St. Trina>fall asleep
>watch a pre-DLC lore video on the ER timeline>godfrey's crusade apparently makes no sense if he had to go through liurnia >instead he went through the OCEAN?????Overlayfags might be right
Anyone try the red bear claws?
>>483458654My president : )
>>483459774i dont like his dumb chaos head thing because i know its probably shit anyways even if i could use it
>>483459820Literally how this DLC made me feel. Every time I struggled on a boss I switched to it and beat them in <5 tries.
>>483459596Ok good thanks, I want to get scadutree blessings early but dont want to lose coop opportunities.
>>483459914lmao
>>483459569I wish it had a poke on crouch but that would probably be too much.
SWORD OF LIGHT OR SWORD OF DARKNESSCan you infinitely switch between them?
>>483459874Nta but I like it because of how annoying every single miquellafag, maleniafag, and radahnfag has been for years. Morgott on the other hand was proven right about the omens, malenia, miquella, and btfo radahn as Margit of all things. He fucking won
>endured through the skibidi sunflower's explosionGet fucked I ain't memorizing your shitty timings
potheads ww@
>>483460002the demigods never invented ships
>>483459598>spend 5 minutes riding through it>come to a very easy but kino boss fightWhats the issue? Its bland but fine. I'm more annoyed at the last dungeon being so narrowly linear and dull. Best song in the dlc btw:https://youtu.be/wIJNkuHCXwk?si=vzqwy-fMZr0AyMc4
>>483458068This looks and plays like a shitty Korean mmo lmao
>>483460231do you see a fucking port anywhere
>>483460227based facetanking lump of meat
>>483460059Amazing boss, I'd have liked a phase 2 tho, just to make it a bit longer...
>>483460169Not sure. Is that thing good? I'm just pure strength with no faith but it looks kind of neat.
>red bear (ex-redmane) has the same attack radahn has of right slice left slice and then both of them at onceneat
We didn't even find out who Torrent's old master was right?
What's the trick to dodging Radahn's quick left slash into the right? I always get hit by one of them
>no multiple endings>no eclipse>no godwyn>no gloam eyed queen, no explanation for blackflame>nothing about the seduction, nothing about the betrayal, nothing about the affair from which gold arose>the relation between the skadutree and the erdtree is barely addressed, and how marika grew them in the first place is not explained>divine gate contradicts already existing lore>no resolution that affects the nature of the realm of shadow, just "lol he's dead now">the only great area in the game, frenzy forest, is a criminally incomplete messHow did they fuck it up so bad?
>>483459851Summons are not obligatory but the skill level to solo the game is increased. We get a bunch of retards that are both absolute garbage at the game and too proud for ashes, so they just kinda hang around and seethe forever about b ing filtered. I hope you have the insight to not join them
>>483460230>glove covering the fickbros...
Has vaati made the lore coherent yet
>>483459153>Loves reddit so much he knows how all their gay forum systems workNext time I summon I will probably actually laugh out loud with joy thinking about your seething.
Is there a way to respawn a boss without entering NG+? Id love to try to beat them with different builds. Md8x4
>>483460159Honestly I don't mind it having the "bad" greatsword moveset, it's already one of the best weapons in ER
Anons all the talk about how to fight bosses or not, spirit ashes etc etc. what's the maximum fun way to play elden ring boys? How do I pick up my character from 2 years ago and get back into it maximum fun? No dlc yet but seems like there's no rush to get it.
>>483460230dude weeeeeeed
Hornsent must have the most passive and retarded summon AI I've ever seen in this gameWhat a useless faggot
>Solitude, Night's Cavalry, and Black Knight sets are all varying shades of black
>>483457221Got to him with scadu level 17Was way too easy, kinda regret that I didn't find him earlier
If invaders hate invading overleveled phantoms and lame pro gank squads abusing shit: why not host? It's the only way to set the rules of engagement. You can still make it difficult for yourself by nerfing yourself to your preference.
>>483458123i know, but it's boring, escaping while cornered from mobs intact while all behind is dead is nice thou
>>483460271The rot swamp with the fucking bugs keep knocking me off my horse and dick lick Hornsent keeps bullying me before I can get to the site of grace. :( I’m tilted is the main problem.
Reminder miquella wasn't evil for what he did to radahn. You people have just never been in love with anyone and it shows. And so what if he used mohg's body? He's a hornsent or hornsent adjacent his life doesn't fucking matter. And yes miquella's age would be objectively the best one that's why everyone is seething, they can't cope with me being completely innocent and you having to kill him due to your own greed and lost for power
>>483460319I mean technically that is the phase 2. Second best after Messmer for me.
Elden Ring needs a Scholar of the First Sin treatment. Melina can be our Aldia and get lots of new content and then she can be the hidden true final boss.
>>483460286they probably should have invested in a port, considering 60% of the place is water. otherwise if you'd want to go from the capital to caelid you'd have to go all the way around instead of just going in a straight line
>>483459682this reads like a woman post so kill yourself but post tits before doing so
>>483460567fuck off pedo
>>483460361Nope
>>483460231There are boats everywhere though.>>483460361It's Miquella. The promotional artwork is canon. He predictably abandoned everything and everyone and that left Torrent masterless. Not sure how Melina ended up with him, but it's safe to assume she was associated with Miquella before he died.
>>483460387>Post bitching about the lore>"Muh Godwyn"Lile clockwork
>>483459487Issue is you also take a massive dump I'm stats to mostly go into 2 stats and since it's essentially a spellcastor you need a decent amount of points into fp and stamina. Which means you end up taking a big hit to dex,str, and vit which is made even more frustrating since you get basically no choices for MHs to play around with. Sure the GO seal has great scaling especially with duel stats but it's unironically better to use go into faith then int/fth because it means more options for for weapons and more incantations to use since a lot of the big hitting ones in the dlc require an insane amount of fp.
>>483457520It's worse than fire knight colossal swordalso you can use savage lion's claw or fire spear with fire knight which makes it a way fire a way better weapon
Are power stances straight swords good?
>ctrl+f (You>4 results>none of them are actually (You)s for me
What are the most fun ashes in the DLC?
>>483460606Real talk tho, Melina as the secret Final Boss of the Frenzy Flame ending would have been kino
So what Torrent lore did we get from the DLC? Was he a survivor of the hornsent attack?
The boss fights feel less cinematic and less build up
>make tons of cool new weapons in the dlc>there are only 4 ancient somber dragon stonesWhy would they do this
love elden ring ai generated porn
So is Miquella's body we see in the DLC also a reanimated corpse like with Radahn and Mohg?
>>483460535Because invaders are people too shit for Colosseum duels, they can say a lot but all of them just really wanna beat low level shitters with twink builds
>>483460802fire spear my goat
>>483458546He does not.It's just an illusion. He's naked all the time.
>>483460802Wing stance is kino but it's just a worse piercing fang.
>Ongbal uploaded his no-hit of Radahn>Finally get to see how you dodge that left-right-crossslash move reliably >He has to deflect it with the Phsyick, then dodge the rest>Meaning you can't just dodge itI'm going to kill From Software
>>483460825uh idk hes a horse
>>483460780here, have one
Those things are much cooler than they seemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P10hHU5sI7c
>Spell that creates a bunch of skeletons that then chop down on the enemy as he ignores them>Insanely powerful with the right build and talismans>This is fine>Equpping Shabriri's woe>Using summons strictly as bonus damage spells>REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDITLiving with autism this intense must not be easy.
>>483459339>>483459569Do you run any spells with it? I have 55 int but dont cast at all.
>>483459435If the bosses are gonna ignore my interaction and just spam attacks, then I have the right to ignore theirs as well. It's your fault if you fail to see that this is Miyazaki's vision.
>Rom 2.0>Midir boss area 2.0
>make tons of new cool ash of war>cant use them because bosses are hyper aggressive and do 10 hit comboswhy would they do this
>>483460965>theres a fucking dragon in thereneat
>>483460854Because you got 493254929357082 somber stones in main game and most somber weapons there are ass
>>483460412lol! nice meme, I updooted it on the front pagesummoning is heckin cute and valid, keep slaying and don't let those chuds say you're bad just because you played the game on easy baby mode
>>483459214Ha ha holy shit that caught me off guard. Fucking brutal. Pretty good, anon.
>>483461128use your fucking spirit ashesuse your fucking spirit ashesuse your fucking spirit ashesuse your fucking spirit ashesmiyzaki is BEGGING you to play the game normally
>Sacred implement made from the pubic hair of Marika the Eternal, whose divine essence permeates every strand. Enlivened by her holy essence, this whip shimmers with a golden luster.>Long ago, when Marika was revered as the embodiment of purity and order, she bestowed a part of herself upon a chosen few. This whip, a relic of her divine favour, channels her blessed warmth, searing both flesh and spirit with each strike.>Though it bears the majesty of the divine, the whip's true power lies in its ability to invoke Marika's wrath, unleashing torrents of righteous fury upon those who dare challenge its wielder. Such a weapon is sure to draw the gaze of burgeoning lords and envious gods alike. What did miyazaki mean by this?
>>483461205over my dead body
>ancient dragon sendasexWho play tested thisCan't even perfume it
>>483458932Because fuck you that's the way they want this game to go you will NOT buy anything after you beat the game and you WILL spend hours farming
>>483461205>use your fucking spirit ashesBosses are so aggro there isn't an opportunity to ring the summoning bell
>>483461205kill yourself spiritroon.
>>483460716>10 points>(you) only bitch about godwyn
Riddle me this batmanIf spirit ashes are so balanced and how the game is meant to play why can't you summon them anywhere instead of those random locations outside of bosses?
>>483461345ancient dragon sneednfeed
>>483461219Miyazaki likes girls with short, and Marika's grandma was definitely called Miranda
>>483461314>>483461357>>483461362then suffer
>>483461357>use spirit ash>boss sticks to me like gluecould be worse
>>483461205Based, no fun havers seething already
>>483459326Only a gay pedophile would be this obsessed with trying to maintain the sanctity of an evil piece of shit that employs suicide bombers just because he was written as a little boy that wants to fuck adult men.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE BOSS AND I HAVE TO TAKE TUUURNSSSS>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T BEAT THIS BOSS HITLESS IN 20 SEECONDS, BAD GAME DESIGN
>>483461345Poison/Rot it. Here's a tip, you can ride through him on Torrent and nothing he does can hit you. His AI is passive enough that he won't do any move unless you're in range.
>>483461183Unless shitters learn to dodge, this WA is going to be a legendary host destroyer forever. It looks like it doesn't give a fuck about latency and just bruteforces it from "my" side, like status effects do.It's also a claymore, so the base moveset is solid.God, the SFX is so satisfying, too.Faith is by far the main winner of this DLC. I may do a dedicated RL~168-200 faith build just to use all this fun shit in lower, chiller ranges.
>>483461219LotR reference
>>483460780your shitposts probably weren't good enoughapply yourself
Yapper pooloo gunna get ur build nerfed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GIIm1YI43E
>>483461398>Stop noticing patterna goy
>>483459245This is incorrect.Spells and int are useless. Go arcane, use this loadout. Poison and rot the bosses from behind your shield and then bleed them with your giant faggot arm or as an alternative swap to a bleed poke weapon to continue being a huge bitch ass
>>483460780option + down
>>483460387The Erdtree is just an incantation Marika invented. You can get the spell yourself.
So is the Dual Catalyst still bad?
>>483461417Because it's a fromsoft game so fun is not allowedKT games give you AI companions which are basically ashes and they just work
>>483461417well there are some big areas that let you use them, but too few and far between
>>483460606That'd be sick, down the line.
So do you guys think miquella ever approached radahn's chambers in the capital when they had their meetings and gave radahn a quick peck on the cheek then running back to malenia excitingly shouting "I DID IT I DID IT"
>>483461486Yes, my turn is one (uno) r1, bosses turn is 20 hit combo followed by delay into arena wide aoe before he flies into the air so I can’t hit him with my one and only r1.
>delayed attacks in 10 hit comboliterally learn by dying, goddamn retard ape miyahacki
>>483459490The only questline I figured out without a guide is Gideon's demigod hunt.Fromsoft has the worst quest design in the industry. Hands down. You can only find worse if you dig through two dollar indie games made by children.
Anyone here normally a more challenge-oriented player, but sometimes get the feeling like just trying summoning as many NPCs as possible and see what easy mode feels like for at least one playthrough? Especially if you just want to set up a new PvP character?I think anything that can be done in offline mode is fair game. I want to summon the NPCs and spirit summons. Even if it's easy. Easy can have it's own qualities that are fun. Not even saying to do it all the time but at least try it out once in a while if you like to replay the game a lot like me.
I've been summoned for base game Radahn literally dozens of times on this character and I've only ever actually had him die before the host thrice
>>483461661Shut up female
I love my insane shotacon wife Leda
>>483461457I'm just past Messmer and I'm having the time of my life. Dancing Lion was fun. Rellana was incredibly easy with parrying. Messmer wasn't nearly as bad as built up and light rolling made Gaius an actually fun fight.
>>483461567>70 Faith for a tiny saplingHow much Faith does Marika have to make the actual Erdtree?
I don't have faith in Miyazaki anymore after this DLC, it's clear they actually don't understand how to make rpg encounters good
>>483461532nigga the game is over when you get that shieldno point making anything around it
So is the current Erdtree just the Crucible Tree with a coat of cheap gold paint or what? The Elden Beast must be a parasite eating away at it from the inside (and all the tasty souls being funneled into it) and that's why Marika chimped out.
>>483461697>parry the first one>no more combo
I beat the final boss without rolling. I used Summon (2x Boss HP), Scarlet rot, and Dueling Shield.
love my elden ring bros
>>483461357you have to concede taking a hit to summon on a lot of the bosses including the last one
>>483454659but i can already do it, it's just a hassle
>>483461128>>483461205>Get the double edge waifu spirit ashes Jolan and Anna>Summon them for Radahn>He kills them in one full comboThey added a bunch of new spirit ashes but most of them are pretty weak and nowhere near Mimic/Tiche/greatshield dudes.
>>483461621>>483461626I'd prefer Miyazaki let me go through the whole overworld with my spiritbro and then get rid of them for bosses and legacy dungeons.
>>483461749I hate the generic drake and ancient dragon fights so much
>>483461697Just pop endure and ignore it, or hyper armor through it, anon. YOU HIT ME I HIT YOU A BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOO!
>>483461748Melina can create a moderately bigger sapling if you summon her to Morgott.
i only bother learn boss moves that one shot. any other move i tank is just gray noise and will be instantly forgotten and chugged away. if i die to attrition then ill find a way to increase my dps or lower my damage taken. i actually never really learn how to fight any of the bosses until maybe later when i do coop for them
>>483461532>dude just use everything broken!
>>483461726I beat Elden Ring originally by rolling only, no magic, no ashes, no shields, just rolling and a dex weaponWith DLC I have to replay the whole thing again and this time I don't give a fuck, I'm using ashes, guard counters, incantations and I'm having fun, enough of tryharding for me
>>483461806This statement is now literal given the final boss.
>>483460802Divine beast frost stomp is kino>>483461571No it's good
>>483461219Hire this man.
>>483460965This might be my own autism going off here, but part of me is frustrated by the clash of what from soft wants to make and what the game is. The wickermen are cool, sadistic, weapons of war made to level towns and mass burn omen alive, yet fighting them is pure fucking garbage.You just hack at their feet and dodge or throw a furnace in their head. In an ideal setting, you'd be using siege weaponry against it, or something like greatbows to pick away at the wicker. But because Elden Ring is a one man show action game, and not something like mount and blade, that's either impossible or it just becomes a shitty set piece.This problem extends to how everything in this game is fuck huge save for tarnished. I know it's a gameplay thing as well, allowing the player to more easily see the enemy and their movements, but literally everything is bigger than you, and most things seem like they would be best tackled by an army or squad of men.
>>483461771>still going on about muh parasiteThe Elden Beast is just the Elden Ring, how hard is this to understand.
>>483461034I sometimes use the cold pebble when I'm fighting a boss with it, Carian phalanx too. For exploration the spells I use the most are the bow ones (sniping) and cannon of Haima (AOE).Also Glinstone Kris L2 is better than comet.
Does anyone want to duel?Drop sign at the middle of Hinterlands bridge.Pass is erg
>>483461749You arent supposed to fight the dragons, they're environmental hazards
>>483461771>So is the current Erdtree just the Crucible Tree with a coat of cheap gold paint or what?Worse it's an illusion. Only the trunk and roots of the real tree remain
what’s a great backup for my backhand blades? Great Katana?
>>483461726I have 4 saves, among which I have a comfy character that I use for the first run, and an edgy tryhard character that is absolutely busted to run the game solo
next thread is going to be amazing bros
From's next game is going to go all in on the MMO angle with Souls: Online. It will have a monthly subscription and you will always be able to see other players in the overworld with dungeons acting as instances.
How the fuck do I down the wicker man with invincible feet? I see messages that say throw. But nothing works. I tried the fire whirlwind pot because of the note I found outside a castle by a dead one, nothing. I tried ice pot, nothing. Tried jumping in, nothing. Wtf
>>483462015your bussy vs my cock
>>483461905>trading damage with a boss that has >20k healthshiggy diggy
It's pretty obvious at this point and doesn't really matter but did they ever outright confirm in the DLC whether Miquella is Torrent's original owner or not?
>>483461753I mean that's just what I have right now. You can use fingerprint if you want, it's better, I just like that shield for looks.
>>483461749To be fair that Dragon was shit even in the base game. There was no saving it.
>>483462001What is the Elden Beast getting out of the deal if the Greater Will fucked off then? Everything is going to shit outside and that stupid alien is just gooning nonstop inside the tree.
Why is it called the Age of Fracture ending if you fix the Elden Ring?
>>483461457This I'm so tired of people coming here to whine and when you tell them they're crippling themselves they go>Uh no I am gigachad wojak ultra gamer I don't need thatTHEN STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING
>>483459914hahahaha dude really does not want to get hit again
>>483462068but will it be fun with friends?
>>483461661Yes, he'd write about it in his diary
>Ongbal had to block for a no-hit RadahnIt's so over.
>puredark still hasnt updated upscalerim lagging so much bros
>>483462070get one of these massive pots that were introduced in this dlc and toss them in from above
>>483462160because the ER is fractured and in that ending you basically just taped it back together instead of mending it with another rune
>>483462126That's the point, why would they add this shit when it was already bad
>Get to Radahn>Almost all his moves are parryable sans the stomps, rushes before gravity, light dashes and blood flame shit>Parry the first normal combo chain and his A.I just keeps repeating the same opener that's parryable or does a stomp>You can literally cut all the bullshit 12 combo chains like this Kek that was easy as fuck
>Miquella is Torrent's master>Torrent chooses (You) as his owner>This decision prompts both Ranni and Melina to trust you and in your abilities>Miquella in the DLC is just a retarduhghhhhhhhhhhh
>>483462234you cannot play with any people you know outside the game and will actually be banned if caught
>>483462001If the beast is the elden ring why does it still exist after you kill her
>>483462192Why is it so hard to understand that people wanna beat the game boss v player with no bullshit? We've literally never had to summon in any of the previous games.
How fucked up and retarded are the bosses gonna be in Elden Ring 2I can't imagine what unholy and evil shit they would have to do in order to make the game "challenging" for ER vets
>>483459914>finishes with a surprise attack that takes half his healthout fucking played
10/10 game 10/10 dlcWe're so back
>>483462302Which one
>>483461939>dont use the tools the game provides, cheater!
>>483462254Why is he getting the attention when some other guy did it first?
I'm getting too used to light roll and I feel like it's saving me in a lot of these fights, when I go back to mid it'll feel like fat rolling I bet
>>483460948>>Finally get to see how you dodge that left-right-crossslash move reliablyIt's unreal how much I struggled with that single fucking move. I searched up so many no-hits after beating him for the sole purpose of trying to learn what I was doing wrong, and it turns out it's just a gotcha. Shitty garbage boss.
My favorite character is Prime Radahn. He knows gravity magic and bloodflame and light spells and gay sex and he can fly and doesn't afraid of anything.
I really like this girl, she has cool weaponry and I think her design and voice are neat. Which option should I pick here and what do they do?
>>483462437hey Miyazaki, how you doin? you're already doing damage control?
>>483462006Will check them out. I have a bunch of ss equipped that I remember doing PvP with, like slicer and piercer for roll catching, but they arent that useful vs bosses.
>>483462390The previous games were balanced
>>483462137The elden beast wants to be immortal and is willing to sacrifice the world for it because it never gave a shit about the lands between in the first place.This is my weekly reminder that the vision within marika isn't her vision, its the elden ring's vision.
>>483462536Grace gives you the girl as ashOccultation gives you the sword she has
>>483461852The shield boys are my go to summon.I think for spirit ashes they're really fair since they have shitbdefenses but the shield is blocking almost all damage. Helps that they sometimes hit people with the shield so it helps to stagger bosses eaiser. Also they sometimes chuck ghost flame pots for more frost build up.They're also pretty nice for casters since they pull agro very well and yoy can sit back and spell spam bosses. Tich and luchitel I think are better but the shield boys are goated.
holy FRICK, vaati just uploaded my theories about zanzibar
>finally finished a discussion in the last thread>new thread is already at 794You niggers need to stop making new threads until we're off the top page.
>>483462405would be funny but I hope Elden Ring doesn't get a sequel, we're done herebut I imagine it'd be the same increase in difficulty from DS1 to DS2, so not much until the DLC
>>483462536Grace gives you them as a summon. Occulation gives you their weapon. Always do Occulation when given the chance.
>>483462662>>483462662>>483462662>>483462662>>483462662
>>483462536>graceSpirit Ash>occultationWeapon
>>483462307>instead of mending it with another runeNot with "another rune", but the selection does say "Mend the Elden Ring", so isn't it just as mended as in the other endings?
>>483462530That faggot isn't prime. He's barely above cutter quality.
>>483462390"bullshit" is completely subjective to your autistic slam head against wall playstyle. This is not a sequel to any of the previous games. Summons were never a third of those games like they are here.
>>483462539Not having fun? Go leave a negative review so everyone will know you suck.
>>483462637Sounds like parasite shit to me
>>483461690Um sweaty have you tried attacking the enemies in the middle of their combos instead of playing it like turn based combatYou can sneak in a R1 during a lot of combos, even against enemies like Messmer or Rellana, and it helps preventing their posture bar from recovering
>>483462362St trina dumbass. Miquella alone has nothing to do with sleep, death, or spirits.
The claws of night are absolutely disgusting in PVPVery quick ranged harassment and immense damage at a short range combined with a bleed buildup that feels twice as fast as the weapon says it is.
>>483462460A slam dunk over a NBA renowned center is more impressive and fulfilling than dunking on an infant. It's a point, a dunk, and a victory regardless but one certainly feels better. Personally, I would rather earn my victories.
>>483458918I'm not sure if I remember correctly he only changed the promt. The first had grey or blue eyes then he changed it to this so I don't think it's edited.
>>483462825>do this>get one shotThanks?
>>483462752>bullshit" is completely subjective to your autistic slam head against wall playstyle.How is fighting the boss and learning "slamming my head against the wall?" Why are you so angry? People want to 1v1 the boss because they think summons are cheap, when they ask for advice, they want advice with the boss, not "oh just summon yourself so you only have aggro half the time".
>>483462354To make bitches like you cry a river, works quite well it seems
>>483462390>don't summon all dlc>finally give in on radahn>hard to find a point to even do it>mimic spends the entire fight standing there or chasing after Radahns entire screen mobility>finally beat him without mimic doing a god damn thing including never being targetedfeels bad.
>>483461842>Dodge his first leap>Run to the end of the arena>Dodge his gravity suck>SummonIt's that simple
>>483463417Unironic skill issueGo practice against Radagon and see what I mean
>>483461219I would grease that up with magic grease and make myself cum with that hair
>>483463619he always clipped me with his swipes after the dodge. i just hoped for not an immediate leap or rolled the leap summoned and just accepted being hit by a slash.
>>483462070>>483462438Furnace pot while they're charging up an attack. Should do ~40k damage
>>483462385The Elden Beast probably doesn't truly die when you kill it.
>>483462070The 2nd tier fire hefty pot (not the one requiring the dudes head as a material) from a high ledge. You gotta throw it into their basket.
>>483457801Don't wanna get invaded? Don't summon. It's THAT simple.
>>483459214Total hostcel death
>>483463619i always just dodged his first leap and then summoned and accepted the hit
>>483461169Ha ha his posts are getting longerIf I add an ifunny watermark will it actually physically harm you?
>>483459214You can land that grab after a Madness/Sleep proc btw.
>>483462437>FEETGod I want to fuck her feet
>>483462967Whatever makes you sleep at night anon, you have no need to measure your digital peepee with anyone, no one gives a shit, in fact, you give too much shit about what others do in a single player game
>>483464571I agree
>>483462405In a perfect world, this would be the end of the souls style of gameplay and they will instead make other type of games, be it a completely different genre or an evolution of the combat into an specific direction like in Sekiro.
imagine crying about "taking a hit" whern you have a piss easy to craft consumable that gives you an aoe 90% damage reduction bubble and 15% damage bonus
>>483460604Messmer, Romina and Midra are the good ones
>>483457872Still dumb
>>483464736I would enthusiastically accept and Elden Ring 2 that had deflecting and swimming, in addition to jumping, dodging, and running.
>>483460567He created suicide bombers and swindles all the ugliest most rotten entities in the lands between into helping keep his sister locked away rotting to death despite his ability to heal and mend.He's evil and you're a gay pedophile.
>>483458980>disappeared from the DLC after second map>laying in a road crying about some faggot dragon I will never fight because he fills the entire map with stunlocking lightning (this game is ass)Yeah, real kino
>>483460854Because 90% of them are worthless so they know you won't level them all up
>>483464736you ever heard of this game Armored Core 6 by this one indie developer?
>>483465072/v/eddit doesn't play games
>>483460780I would give you more (You)s if you actually posted elden ring content.
>>483458107He's not a fucking troon he's a shota god. Of course he's beautiful.
Literally the worst boss in the entire franchise, fuck this. I'm not buying their next game if this is the type of stuff they're going to shit out.
stop swinging that thing around boy
>>483460825We learned that he isn't blocked by magic but is actually just a giant pussy.Enabling him for Beasto de Elde was the right call but it makes no sense now. Actually eh, maybe it's a subtle redemption moment.
>>483464616I'll know. Cheating ruins any personal achievement for anyone with a moral code.
>>483465404>"I'm not buying their next game">he paid actual money for Elden Slopkek
>>483459138>It's unsatisfying because it's borderline stereotypicalNo really, it isn't>>erm aktually, the noble hero you trusted was never your ally, he was evil, there are no happy endings,that's not the point, the point is that Miquella has Messiah's complex and lives in the delusion of being a compassionate God in spite all of his actions, which tied to Marika also being foolish and committing evil to become a God and that amounting to nothing but her being powerless
>>483462405>Elden Ring 2Anon, I don't know how to tell you this...
>>483465404Probably one of my favorite bosses of the franchise, can't wait to see what they do next.
>>483465509what if Torrent is a female and there's an actual giant pussy
>>483465404>Literally the worst boss in the entire franchiseNah, you are just mad you got farmed for hours.
>>483465676Why do you think Fromsoft bought the rights to Elden Ring from Bandai Namco last month?
>>483461497>Faith is by far the main winner of this DLCSadly we still need to wait for the first balance update to know that. Otherwise I agree completely. Especially with how many options allow you to use high faith for something other than pure holy damage.
CARIAN SUPREMACY RANNI SUPREMACY
>>483453242new retard herewhat's this armor and shield?
>>483466137>carian sliceryou should be embarrassed
>>483466137>Carian GODlicerYou should be proud, Lord Consort.
>>483458572>need to kill armored leg ones with hefty fire pots>craft 6 >miss a few shots>run away to craft more but cant as the fucker is zerod in on me a mile away All for a shitty cyrstal tear I never even used
>>483465967So they don't get the bloodborne situation where they could have made a ton of easy money but some other company is squatting on essentially their game just because they were funding it?
>>483465171I did post elden ring content. Screencaps and all. Meanwhile it's that post completely unrelated to elden ring that gets you to give me a (You). Liar.
>>483464995skill issue
>>483466108I'm not just talking about this WA in particular. We just got a fuck ton of good new spells in general. Golden Arcs are probably among the best cheap and spammable pvp spells for faith for example. Even something as silly looking as Messmer Orb is good.Dryleaf is also implied to be for faith builds. Maybe i will do a level ~50 full Dryleaf holy faith build.
my save file just got corrupted at the end of the DLC
>do second run Radahn with both summons for the drops>fight gets infinitely more shit because the NPCs are absolutely uselessbravo, Niggerzaki
literally why shouldnt i 999 all my smithing stones at endgame
>blood infused Bloodfiend's Blood Arm +25>60 arcane>(217) blood loss buildup>every single R2 trigger bleedWhat the fuck
What will the new pvp level be? 200?
>>483467631you don't need to use the summons for the dropsat least I didn't have to for thollier's stuff, I didn't do ansbach
>>483467931>STR/ARC colossal? Sure, it'll be fun.>...>*SPLAT*>*SPLAT*>*SPLAT*>*SPLAT*
>>483468338fuck, I suffered for nothing
>>483467931>>483468428god dammit i just repecced into something else just now, stop giving me ideas
>>483468224175, it shouldn't change too much or everyone starts becoming good at everything
>>483467931>hmm should I go into the DLC with my INT character or my STR/ARC character>nah STR/ARC is too niche, I bet there's lots of cool magic shit>4 days later>found 1 ash of war and 1 weapon for INT>found like 5 unique STR/ARC weaponsFuckkkkk
Here goes
>>483463902The entire fucking point of the entire game is killing it. Its dead.
>>483469424I did str/int as well, got rewarded with a reskin of a weapon that has a weapon art that is just a repurposed spell. Legitmentally felt cucked. Every other character I play through this is going to be feasting tho
>>483470685Actually I forgot I also found 2 spells that suck ass
>>483457171>damn, so that really was just a one-time thing, huhhuh? You could heal an NPC?
>>483466137>that autistic faggot is still going on
>>483459321it's literally in the main courtyard, in an alcove on the side. Put a marker and follow it
>>483472936yeah, one of those pest thingsI think it was somewhere near Messmer's castle
>>483465676>>483462673>>483464736FUCK YOU
I am pleasantly surprised with the colosseumeveryone is playing a grounded melee game and there is not much cancer in 1v1 duelseveryone seems to be trying to get better at the gamehow come there is such a difference between this and invasions?
>>483454452You telling we always have to walk the woods? I will fucking go drown a dozen omen babies.
>>483477139>invasions>unwanted and obnoxious, want redfaggot out of my world as soon as possible>arena>consensual, we all know what we're here for, can experiment with builds with little inconvenienceGee I wonder
>>483476968U mad bro?
>>483478594You opinion sucks and I wished to express my disgust. I am incapable of anger at present.
>>483458510she was never losing. she penetrated Radahn and he kneeled to his superior.
>play defensive and cautious against mesmer>get rekt>get fed up and impatient and decide to attack while saying fuck you to my health>get staggers then walk off and healSo I guess the formula for the DLC is literally to just accept you will take damage no matter what and fight offense with offense.
>mfw I get Radahn to 15% for the first time with less than half health and no estus left>(I have already accepted my fate)
>>483481250>fight offense with offenseAlways has been in the base game. Hyperarmor + poise is the direct answer to aggressive bossfights like Malenia.Who cares if she heals if she only gets to do 2-3 attacks between stance breaks?
>>483481903You know, if the game wasn't so asinine about having you get one shot and such, I wouldnt mind trading hits. I feel like the game would be a lot more fun if I got to do that.
>>483479539>Literally mising an arm>Radahn tanked this and she had to be carried away>Miquella so embarassed by this he never talked to her again
