Jolly Cooperation Edition>Previous>>492714536>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC and PS5 where players fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible within a procedurally generated area while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations a planet can be completely liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is the origin of the setting and basic gameplay formula of HELLDIVERS 2. The major difference is that HELLDIVERS is a top-down shooter, its mechanics being based primarily on Arrowhead's previous game Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Helldivers_Wikihttps://helldiverstrainingmanual.com/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://helldivers.io/https://invadersfromplanet.space/helldivers-2/>NEWSAugust 6: Escalation of Freedom Update https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/4339865428695343823August 13: A message from the devs https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/4339866697736692015August 20: 1.001.004 Patch https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/6992487606095723693August 21: 1.001.005 Hotfix https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/4252047773008305837>Thread Question / TQ:What are you most looking forward to in the redemption patch?
I HATE SWIGGERS t.Fin
>someone's barrage kills me>I'm sorry!Well it's good that you are because I'm not. /kick
Do you think shams or pileofshit read these threads?
>>492844525No thanks, I don't wanna get barraged for even insinuating that HMG is a dead pick (which it is)
>>492845364I'm sure there is a trend for CM's to monitor 4chan threadsThey a provide an uncensored feedback point of varying quality
>>492845364Piles is a facebook boomer, so no.Shams is a tech pajeet, which unironically makes it likely for him to maybe find our general.As for AH and Snoy shills, 100% ITT.4cuck has long fallen to corpos greed.
Barrages? That's a kickinMines? That's a kickinTesla? That's a kickinCluster? That's a kickin Open mic? That's a kickinCan't speak English? That's a kickinDying? That's a kickinAccidental team kills? That's a kickinGuard dog? That's a kickinShield bag? That's a kickin Assault rifles? That's a kickinShooting chargers that are already bleeding out? That's a kickinRunning from an impaler instead of easily shooting them? That's a kickinBringing the same loadout as me? That's a kickinFollowing me? That's a kickinStanding around just to fight? That's a kickin Running from the fight too soon? That's a kickin
>>492845364Maybe pilestedt, but probably not. The others don't or they would have the foresight to maybe listen to the people here that pretty much all have the ability to clear 10s, or at least outshine your average reddit/consolefag by a large margin. There are plenty of good ideas here or small balance (number) changes that would be extremely easy to implement unless some retard here actually believes that adding 5 damage to AT rockets would somehow break the game
>Direct Message from Super Earth>Failure: Wow, you guys still playing this game suck ass at it. No barrage for you. lmao
>>492846815goodlast thing we need is another fucking barrage
>rectal pile claims RR will one shot chargers to the body in the next updateWhat the fuck are they doing
>>492847017Fuck you, i just want new toys to play
>>492847017Aite. Don't go complaining when you've got Concord levels of players online, then. You earned this casket.
>>492847115and I want to be able to move into outposts without le random explosions coming down on me every goddamned time but if I can't get what I want why should you?
Huge fan of thermite now
>Was that a fucking barrage I directly walked into killing me? >I'm going insaneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!>Is that a fucking barrage going for a 50metres radius in a particular zone of the map that I can simply avoid?>I'm going insaneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
>>492847437BasedAny more 'mite heads in the gen'??
>tranime
>>492847258Sounds like skill issue to me, shitter
barrages are->misaligns walking barrage into 7 patrolsactually, barrages are S t->dies>reinforces>dies again>reinforces againbarrages are a smart and powerful stratagem choic->gets shot while holding 120mm, dropping it smack dab center onto the objective and killing everybodybarrages, where would we be without th->summons a wall of bullshit that the whole squad has to wait for to end before they can continue playing the gameI sure do love the utility of barra->gets pulverized by the eight tanks his 380mm didn't hithave you thanked your barrage chad toda-*ACK*>reinforcements depleted
Man you guys where not joking about there only being shit planets to fight on
I miss Phact Bay
Magic hellbomb once again predicting the direction that next patch will take the game
>>492847989I try to see the positives. Swampy shitholes offer lots of visual and hard cover, making it a lot easier to lonewolf objectives while your squad fucks around elsewhere. Way harder to do on rock/desert biomes that incentivize 4-man butt clinging for 40 minutes straight. On d10 anyway.
>>492847437why
>>492848274
>tried AC on bugs>it shredshow has this piece of shit not caught A SINGLE FUCKING NERF HOLY FUCK AH IT HAS TO BE GUTTED
>>492849218Because there's always a 50/50 chance of a charger deliberately spawning near it to destroy it as soon as you place the AC down.
>>492847989Out of all available biomes i like the sandstorm biome the most, second place goes to normal swamp biome and in third the rocky ice biome
>>492849402Not referring to the sentry.
>>492847901hmm, these things are never a problem in the /hdg/ lobbies so i guess this must be a d7 issue on your end
>>49284891510/10, incredible rendition of hellbomb related events
>>492849218it's getting buffed too. This is the power of redditards and devs that play d5
>>492847901All horrible skill issues on your part, stay malding in D5 ORCuck.
>>492848915>not a .gif of it shaking missed opportunity
>>492844525I fucking hate sample niggers. Just had a smooth 25 minute D7 bot turn into a failure because idiots wanted to get 4 more samples.
here's how I would remedy the AC situation>fast reload removed - it's an unfair zero risk / high reward feature and ACsissies know it>backpack capacity reduced to 40>mag size reduced to 8>calldown resupply box replenishes max 24 rounds>small resupply box = 8 rounds>now more in line with other support weapons ammo economy wise>gut durable damage by a third, still leaving it with +60% durable which is more than workable>increase damage dropoff so it doesn't dual as a sniper rifleyay or naykeep in mind this would not create a backlash the likes of Qcannon or flamethrower nerfs did because nobody regarded those weapons as overpowered, meanwhile everyone has been sick of ACshitters for a while, we'd all love to see them struggle having to apply actual skill to their game
>>492849902>these things are never a problem in the /hdg/ lobbieslollmao
>>492850474Honestly at this point there's just no appetite for nerfs or 'reworks' that are effectively worse.
>>492850212Please anon, I just draw in paint. How do i make it into a gif.
What is the point of the eagle rocketpods? they're just worse than the orbital precision strik or railgun
>>492850474they should scrap the entire game at this point. who fucking cares about one gun?
the only meta railgun
>>492851141BTs always look fucking goofy when the die
>>492850853Part of the appeal of having eagles and orbitals that do the same thing is you can effectively double up on a certain effect. In practice we're not given enough slots for this to be a real choice so you're always going to take the best version of whatever effect you want. More of this niche stuff would get taken if we had either 6 stratagem slots OR just an additional stratagem slot with some limitations. Literally every time they've given us a bonus stratagem it's felt great even if that stratagem kind of sucks.
Guys..
>>4928511413 minute cooldown and it needs to be helped by an AC to kill a single enemy, truly a parhetic display.
>>492850798not with paint, sadly. photoshop's probably the easiest>open image>copy into 8, 16 or so layers>move layers around to simulate shaking>open video timeline and paste all layers in>fiddle around with frame delay until it looks acceptable>export as legacy, save as gif
>>492851141oooh saar thank vishnu you were able to redeem the railcannon saar
Did we win the mo or not? I just woke up
>>492852789we lost, no napalm barrage for now
>>492852920
>>492852789Yeah anon. We won. The war's over. You can take it easy now. There's not gonna be any more nerfs. No more discord drama. It's gonna be okay.
>>492852789>demand millions of kills when the playerbase is down to 4 digit numbersIt was never possible in the first place. Either Joel wanted us to fail or he didn't account for the playerbase collapse. Either way he's a faggot.
>>492850212>>492850798 poster here, decided to just do it myself, have the end result of me shitting around in photoshop, feel free to make a better one
>>492853806Oy oy oy what is hellbomb doing with the helldiver
>>492853806whoops, forgot to finish typing post lmao. I'm the just the bombposter though>>492853903>picrel
>>492853259It'd be possible if it was on a bug planet desuNow imagine how MOs will be like when Illuminate are in the game>bugdivers still make up a bigger percentage>botdivers are an even smaller percentage>squiddivers are a tiny sliver of the playerbase because AH will make them complete CBT to fight against
>>492853806Chat I think they're breeding. Based.
So is matchmaking broke or what
>Devs say they have a 60 day plan to fix the game>Claim that they'll be rolling stuff out over the course of that 60 days>3 weeks later, complete radio silenceI knew this was going to happen, but it's still incredible how a fucking video game of all things managed to convince me that Total Swede Death is the only path forward.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242461401526/76561198065475540No lobby? fine ill make one myself.Bugs or bots 10
>devs withhold a decent looking napalm stratagem that could have at least been the beginnings of a redemption after the disaster that was the fire warbond>when the game is on it's last legs and most of the community is just waiting for an excuse to finally abandon the gamewhat the fuck are they thinkingare they even thinking at this point anymoredid pilestedt kill all of them after he got back from vacation and now he's just pretending that everyone is alive and well at the office while trying to put together the stuff that they worked on before he murdered them
>>492851503completely fine when contrasted with the utility it bringsprovided you pass the triple digit IQ barrier and know how to put it on the right target anyway
>>492854981uuhhh anon you have to earn your fun, we can't just give you fun new toys!!!
>>492854743>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242461401526/765611980654755402/4jointhis is a threat
>>492853806i was in the middle of making a test one too, think i like yours more with just the bomb moving but it should be a little more frantic/frustratedgifs are such a fucking pain i don't know how anons could bear making them before webms
>>492855449shitloads of trial and errorworst format known to man
>>492846673the thing with that clown troop is we dont know if AT stripping leg armor was ever indented, so from their point of view +5 damage might be game breaking>>492849218its has not been nerfed, just made severely weaker through enemy power creep (also affecting other gunz). If you didnt experience version .200 autocanon then im sorry for you>>492854520>complete radio silencelast week they told us that information will be shared in two weeks
>>492855162the utility of one (1) kill, maybe, every 3 minutes? unless it wants to go for the brood commander or charger instead of courseyou can keep it anon
>>492855821the mortar targeting ship module should simply apply to any auto targeting stratagem in the game.all turrets, the orc, the eagle 110. For the small fee of a week worth of grinding i made 5 stratagems at least salvageable
>>492855695An announcement of an announcement is even worse than not saying anything.
>>492856225it was so badly received that piss had to spill the beanz but with the disclaimer that his words are fan fiction and hearsay at best
>>492855821>maybeskill issue>every 3 minutesagain, not that long compared to how useful it iscompare it to 380 HE, utterly skippable stratagem, yet it comes with a 4 minute cdor mechs, irredeemable trash on 8 minute cdsand then there are all those strats that wouldn't be useful even on a three second cooldown, like strafing run and rocket podsrailcannon good, even if you don't wanna give it S you have to concede A+
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMMJust gonna leave this here
>>492854743Join 2/4 I am done asking.
>>492847258Just learn the fucking barrage paterns and evade that shit. There was a dude that made a breakdown vid proving it's not randomg, and you are autistic enough to memories a fuck load of other game mechanics, so just add this one to you skill list and dominate under a barrage. I bet that would make for some awesome vids too.
>>4928547432/4
>>492856614there is no point to thiswalking barrage has tighter spread, extended range, a predictable start and a predictable path (away from the shitters)380 is a meme pick like the 500kg
>>492856614I'd rather not deal with it at all.
>>4928547433/4
>>492853806H-hot>>492855449I like it, especialy the animated sweat.
>MMG for bugs>take backpack and always seem to still have 2 or 3 boxes when cd comes back>think of the alternatives I could've brought>don't take backpack and feel like I am constantly out of booletI know sometimes it's just inconsistent PoI findings but still. I feel like I can't win with this thing.Also what primary do you guys usually take with it? I can't find one that's very satisfying.
>>492854743full
>>492854981You would think they would know how to read a room but no, they went with a Kill Order with a total so far out of reach we missed it by about a quarter.>bleeding players>bro just lead them on like with the Tank Mines.
>>492857623try playing with firemodes anon. You can stay on low rpm unless you have to pop a charger butt. I combine mmg with incen breaker, they're like peanut butter and jelly to me. If you absolutely have to backpack on bug d10, always pick rover. dps is king
>>492857623I've been doing guard dog/rover with mmg/hmg instead of backpack. Feels nice. Billions of hunters must die, especially when I'm reloading.
>>492857623Ammo pack is wasted with MG, laser dog for bugs or shield for bots are a better alternative, unless you want to actually use it as intended to supply your teammates that isAs for your ammo problems i'll add wo what the other anon said about fire rates and say to pay attention to the biome you're on, hot planets up the fire rate of weapons and with MG the medium setting can fire a lot faster than you might want
>Two SpearGODS on my team>Running point and keeping them sade>They keep running out of Ammo>Offer to lug an backpack for them >They both ignore me>tfwLike I'm offering you 3 more rockets, i can even team load you in a pinch.Hell just spend your current Spears on the endless waves of Hulks, call in a fresh one,and I'll take the empty one.I ended up pickup the Auto Cannon's spare pack, he tossed me off when i tried power load him to let him nuke down Drop Ship wave of Devastators.I don't now man, i love it when randoms offer to help me with team loading, why does it seem ilike everyone else hates it?
>>492850474>just make it shit lolgreat ideas anon, sounds like Alexus has a spot open for you on the balance te- BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>492857623I take the Eruptor if I'm taking the MMG or StalwartSecondary Peacemaker pistol and standard frags
>>492858235I love you and appreciate you bringing more awareness to the RPMs because that's exactly what I do, I just wish there was a dedicated button for it. The amount of accidental reloads in the heat of the moment is wild. I've been toying with the cookout since it came out just for the stagger, but I like dakka so much it's hard. Fire breaker has always felt meh to me too and I'm not sure why since I know objectively it's strong I just hate bringing it. Usually when I take the stalwart I take the adjudicator for example for the med pen. Sometimes eruptor for both of them though just to close holes.I've never really considered Rover though with it, usually I take the new improved 120 or sometimes a rocket/AC sentry. Used to be gas until the alpha bullet sponges came out that just walk through it.>>492858556>>492858795Bless you lads too I think I'll try rover sometime.
>>492859270Try out the BULLET MAN build sometime, very much a D4-6 build but good fun.MMG, Balistic Rover, Gatling and Machine Gun Sentry's.You just become this well timed Wall of Lead
>>492859007they are autistic and team reloading is wonky as fuckpeople, even my real friends just ignore spare equipment. They have no backpacks yet refuse to pick up the spare supply or jump pack i call down for them. They literally just run right past it even though i ping it for them.
>>492850474even just one of those nerfs would probably cause a truck of peace to enter AH's studio unannounced, do you really think there wouldn't be any backlash for basically gutting the weapon with that entire list?
sex with Coretta Kelly
>>492847643reporting
>>492847437I love them. Total tank and turret(especialy you litle bunker turrets) death!
>>492859916>truck of peace to enter AH's studio unannounced
>>492854981He can't kill the team as they are still in the process of returning from vacation Also no amount of buffs and nerfs changes the fact that>Every patch is misapplied and the game needs verifying>This is such a problem that any random queue= a crash waiting to happen>Means psbabbies who I'm not even sure if they have a way to verify files, are a guaranteed crash as well
excessive vacationing is anachronistic and causes damage in a ripple effect throughout any economy it happens inin my opinion there should be laws against it
>>492855695>we finally get to hear their plan>5 weeks in>35 days in>leaving 25 days leftI fucking knew it lmao, its just gonna be their regularly scheduled update
How many days left, out of 60 days again?
>>492863768several
>>492862085There's excess vacationing, and then there's having a massive vacation and blaming your shortcomings on the vacation, a full 6th of a years time after said vacation concluded a 6th of a year after it had startedAH has been blaming their poor performance on vacationing for 1/3rd of a year
>>492864079fairtheir history reveals that they've always maintained janky nightmare games with unfulfilled potential, so it figures that they would ride the shit out of any scapegoat in reach
>all this talks about changing charger and bile titan>zero mention about the rocket strider and barrager tankI hate bug niggers
>>492864225Yeah semantically speaking I think it's just the choice words I'm not too happy with>We'll commit to fixing the game in 60 daysBy launching a patch that will introduce more crashes and hasn't allowed player testing (which releasing within the 60 days window would at least address)>Allowing community managers to preface with "bear with me as some of us are still returning from vacation"Which is as unprofessional as those dumbass discord CMs telling people offWhere's the passion for the game? Why the fuck would someone go into the business of making games for people if they don't want to provide a good game or live service to the people giving them money
>>492859007People in general don't drop extra copies of their equipment much. It's a problem. I generally don't drop with a support weapon and prefer to just use whatever I can scavenge and only one time have I ever had someone see I didn't have a support weapon and offer up their second call in.
>Pilestedt said he will take personal responsibility if the upcoming patch are to be shitHow will we make him hold accountable?
>>492865221I'll drop a second if asked, but if not I'm going to hold it for when a silly moment happens that sends me into orbit.
>>492865340rape correction
>>492865340surstromming urethral insertion
>>492865340The only way he can redeem himself is livestreaming himself performing a mass shooting at the muslim population in Sweden
>>492865340>i am now working directly with the teamas opposed to???what was he doing before?
>>492866171Taking his 5th vacation this year.
>>492865340>taking responsibility>probably another carbon copy apology post on twitter as if he and his retarded employee hasn't done it multiple times by now >"Patch bad? Awww we are sowwy TwT"
>>492865221It would be fucking rad if, like the first game, backpacks dropped in pairs like the Jetpacks did. Make it a ship module upgrade or some shit. That said, I never realized how theJetpack was fucking gutted from HD1 until going back to it recently. It should jump like the dark fluid backpack, allow you to actually aim, and work off a fuel system that doesn't need to recharge but must be resupplied. Your opportunity cost is already not being able to field a good backpack weapon like the AC, so at least make the alternative a fun tool to use.
I discovered the ideal match>difficulty: 10>eradicate automaton forces >everyone brings orbital barrages, ideally: 120, 380, walking barrage, and laser THERE IS NOTHING MORE SOULFUL
>>492865221The issue is that people are unironically stupid and think that holding onto a copy of their blue stratagems is better than spending it, so if you get reinforced on the other side of the map or your equipment get lost in a horde of enemies, you can call it, but it's better to just call everything off cooldown around the map, so you can simply have plenty of equipment all over the place you can pick up whenever you get close to it if you need it.Same goes for supplies.This obviously applies both for solo and multiplayer.A lot of people have the "I need to save this max elixir for the final battle" scarsity mindset and apply their dumb logic to unironically semi-infinite or low value resources.They don't understand that it's better to spend a "max elixir" to fight a single grunt to refill yourself than to hold onto it for the final battle."Worst case scenarios" only exist inside their heads out of some sort of trauma .
>>492867170It really is the most effective way on 10 when the entire map is flooded with factory striders, hulks, tanks, and heavy devs in the first minute. If you die, you die.
I just got 1k creds again, do I want polar patriots or viper commandos, I don’t care about knife tho
>single numbers planet defenseSovl
boobies desu?
Romantic date on Phact Bay owo
>>492867630Nah, not everyone has the courtesy to throw you in the general direction of your weaponLess people have the competence to reposition so you get spawned [god knows where, not far from insertion]As another anon mentioned , being launched into orbit sucks too
Post your meta loadouts>jar5 (bugs) / scorcher (robots)>revolver>impact grenade >b08 light gunner armor >eagle airstrike>autocanon w/ backpack>120mm OR gatling barrage (havent decided)>railcanon strike
>>492867916Can anyone illuminate me on as to whether 3x knives still kills a charger
>>492867750well they nerfed all good guns, there's nothing else you can really do
>>492868334Are you meleeing the tiny enemies? Where's your chaff clear
>>492868334Any medic armorJar and GPStunOpsEagleACWhateverBoring.
>>492867941>"The planet fell before the helldivers did"
>>492868334>bugHeavy servo.Firebreaker.Nade pistolStuns.Eagle NapalmOPS120Wildcard, depending on team strats and mission. I'll leech pretty much any support from my team unless they're all taking airbursts for some godforsaken reason.>botsHeavy fortifiedJARNade pistolStunsEASWalking barrageHMG emplacement (works extremely well in combination with other HMG emplacements, if I'm the only one I'll usually just pack OPS)RGThis shit works for me every time. My bugs loadout pretty much guarantees I get 700+ kills whenever I play. The bots loadout isn't as meta, but I've yet to play a build that fits me as well as it does. Nothing else feels as good as instakilling hulks, striders, and popping turrets from the front after loading their heatsinks with JAR ammunition.
Give the implier the "ragdolled him again" award.
>>492868514>We realize high level eradication is a shit show so we're adjusting it>Ah proceeds to nerf any weapons that remedied the issue, add a difficulty that restores the issue, and nerf shit to roll back the severity of the issue to previous levelsTheir whole post launch support process has been the proverbial reinventing of the wheel, alongside objectively making it worse with every iteration
The liberator concussive is the worst weapon in the game bar noneEven the break action shotgun is better on account of being kinda fun to use
>>492869236Can it still stunlock stalkers? If so it can't be bad
>>492869236>saying this when the knight exists
>Sten sector now has supply lines to/from and is accessibleHum. I doubt we'll get there for a long while, but it's there now.
>>492868334>Liberator>Peacemaker>HE grenade>B-01 tactical armor>Machine gun>OPS>Eagle airstrike>MG sentry
>>492869481I remember back when people were worried it would be p2w and a sign of things to come. The last thing I expected was that it would be complete dogshit and entirely ignored by every single balance pass.
>>492869512>why yes we did this, but don't tell the helldiversBrilliant
>>492869615indented behavior, sirno other primary in the game gets less ammo than its maximum from a resupply, but we assure you. indented.
>spawn>bile spewers>first breach shits out 3 impalers>can't even move, let alone throw a stratagem onto themFun successfully patched out of the game.
>>492869727>Indented >IndentedIntended
>>492870338saar, do not speak down to me saar, I studied english for seven years, bloody bastard, I am better english than you
>>492867170Replace laser with gattling or burst or you are not a true barragefag.
>>492867170eradicate's easier with greens, orbitals don't work as well as 4x eHMG with emps/mortars
>>492869236That new primary flamethrower wich is so bad i forgot its name exists.
>>492870672Looks at this dude who never got FStriders, Gunships and Hulk spam from 4+ directions.Especially FStriders that gib sentries since the backturret gets freereign.
>>492865340>if this one is badGrim.
>>492863768they left it ambigous if they meant actual days or work days.If work days then thats 12 weeks (assuming no holidays). Were in week 4 so they have until 31th October if they keep the thursday patch date>tldr.TWO MORE MONTHS
>>492870919i literally haven't played anything below d10 since its release and i hadnt played anything below d9 since unlocking it
>>492871252Nta but>Unironically posting "works on my machine"
>>492869037I mean in their defense stratagems are fun but so are using weapons that can actually kill. Giving players the CHOICE to pick whatever makes them happy should have been the standard but "no fuck that, they play exactly the way we want them to play or else they can leave.">community: ok>lost 90% of community kek
>>492864870>Why the fuck would someone go into the business of making games for people if they don't want to provide a good game or live service to the people giving them moneysimple, there are two kinds of devs1. the ones that are in for the artisanship aspect and make nothing but passion projects, pouring tons of manhours into each one, like early Blizzard or or Bungie or id software, such devs are exceedingly rare nowadays as goes without mention2. the ones that want to work in software but missed the boat for for a gig with Google and the likesArrowhead did a fine job appearing as category 1 but we are now faced with the grim reality that they're all 2s
>>492871252I can see your setup working only on 1-2 maps, or if you are lucky to land near a sufficiently open space with all drops happening on the other side to let you setup the perimeter correctly.The issue being terrible LoS management on most maps, and any angle at which a Sentry can shoot, will be killed by the very first canon shot of a FStirder. Not to mention sentry crossfire issues.>>492872258They could also be 1, but exceedingly dumb. Pile is most definitely a 1, but exceedingly dumb, naive or both.
>jap game releases 0 patches, no free content, no balance changesAmazing SOUL>west game release 87 patches, constant balance changes and free content, continually listens to the community of millions with infinitely contradicting opinions about every single aspect that exists and doesn’t existTrash sellouts!
>>492872656dunno, I like Piles and want to believe he's unfortunate rather than an outright moron.
Lobby?
>>492872180Yeah coupled with incorrectly addressing bugs and forgetting certain "crutches" were effective counters to TRULY cursed modifiers like 100% cool downs just shows how little they understood their gameYou can't just balance a game around statisticsBut reading statistics is all the balance team did when they balanced the gameHow else can one explain>Consistently nerfing every popular weapon within the weekWhile>Not knowing shit like the DoT-host big>Not knowing shit like the quadruple damage railguns for hosts on PlayStations>Being surprised no one bothered to EAT charger heads because they didn't understand 2 rockets/1 callin per 90sec vs the high density of chargers is unacceptableAnd so on and so forth
What's the advantage in withholding content and further pushing away your already dwindling player base? I'm trying to understand the strategic genius of Joel here
>>492872975nips are tidy people that have a functional code of honor and frequently work themselves to deathwesterners scoff at hard work and are infatuated with the notion of getting paid for scratching their nutsacks
>>492872975Shut the fuck up swedenId be too busy playing your game to shit on you but in spite of 87 patches you still haven't fixed the inability of your game to not crash on me when I dare to complete side objectives
>>492873268Helldiver's is unironically an inside job, and it extends all the way to the top
>>492873268>Pilestedt says that frustration is part of the essence of the Helldivers: "If you don't have those lows, you can't get those highs."
>>492870831This.>worst DPS in the game>lower tickrate than either flamethrower>very short range>ground flames are very inconsistent >only benefit is a bit more ammo than the support flamethrowerRetards will tell you "its great! just shoot the ground!", but ground flames don't do damage, and burn from ground flames can only kill scavs with any consistency.
I wanted to type out a synthetic list of everything wrong with the game right now in terms of broken features and gameplay, the I realized that I'd need at least 6 full posts.
>>492873268>player count dropping>new stuff brings players back>tie unlocking new stuff to player count>not enough players to get new stuff>no new stuff means players don't return>player count continues droppingBravo joel you've done it again
>>492873667But how can we reach those highs if all they do is find new ways to bring us lowI'm a fucking xcom2WOTC lover and possibly the one who likes it in my social circle, and that's a fucking game that knows how to do balance the difficulty in an engaging wayAH throws bones of many flavors at us, but the second we find a flavor we like they keep taking the damn bone away until there is no bone we likeAnd the gameplay depth isn't there for the level of engagement he wishes we could have>No gear load outs and stat theory crafts>No custom paint schemes or gun mods>Just barebones, low effort whatever the fuck we have nowI imagine a customization system similar to aliens fire team elite, with a ship progression similar to monster hunter's felynes, but when hd2 is an arcade game with shallow depth, every nerf or buff is felt big time
>>492873667that plan runs the risk of overestimating your highs and subsequently going too low
I don't think I have ever witnessed a studio more committed to killing their game than AH. It's extraordinary. What the actual FUCK is wrong with swedes?
>>492874293>napalm gets unlocked>its shit due to fire change>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANUDAH PRE NERFED STRATAGEM? I THOUGHT YOU CHANGED ARROWHEAD, LET ME PISS IN YOUR REVIEW BOX AND UNINSTALL THE GAME FOR GOODyea yea great idea in todays climate
Will there be a patch tomorrow?
>>492874449Which, how can he know how low things get if he's only been caught playing on d3
>>492874643The only bad thing about the napalm barrage is the cooldown. It absolutely shits all over D10 bug breaches.
>>492874656i sincerly hope noti hope that for once they work on a single build instead of pushing a useless hotfix now that will be reverted in three weeks
>>492873163>Being surprised no one bothered to EAT charger heads because they didn't understand 2 rockets/1 callin per 90sec vs the high density of chargers is unacceptableOh absolutely. You can tell just by playing a few matches. You get swarmed with enemies on the battlefield so much it's just not practical to call down and wait for a fucking weapon that fires only once... or twice especially on higher difficulties to the point where it's only worth doing stealth because everything else has been nerfed so goddamn hard. I guarantee you the fuckers at Arrowhead are having a discussion right now on how to nerf >stealth>autocannon>spear
>>492874876EAT is perfectly fine for dealing with chargers at d5
>>492874656LolLmaoShould've learned from last time they had a "LET US COOK" update, the only thing you're getting is emergency hotfixes.
>load up Helldivers>bug eradicate, me hosting and two other divers>they both bring at least 3 barrages each>one of them has fire hellpods as their booster>tell them barrages are fine but fire hellpods are too much>one guy says "whatever its pve man but you do you">eradicate goes ok, ~%45 completion after the first wave of barrages kills everyone multiple times>complete mission, the guy who wanted to bring firehellpods drops an eagle napalm on the pelican and torches himself to death>other guy throws a barrage right on pelican>we all manage to extract anyways>I type "thank goodness that memery is over">firehellpod guy responds with "you should just let people have fun">I respond "Host your own lobby then.">his response "That's a shitty attitude to have." and leavesThe only issue I had was with firehellpods, I didn't say anything about bringing as many barrages as they wanted to farm as many teamkills as they wanted.I feel kinda bitter about it, since they both dropped into the previous mission that had gone tits up and played well, without bringing as many teamkilling strats as possible.
>>492874838same cooldown as 380 but sucks against heaviesliteral meme pickeagle napalm has the same DOT but immediate and multiple charges on a what, 2 minute cooldown?
The beatings will continue until morale improves
Do you think Joel will do another "save the kids or get a stratagem" thing? With the napalm barrage people might actually not go for the kids
>>492874449No no if the players aren't getting highs it means the lows aren't low enough
>>492873313I was about ot agree, butDragons Dogshit 2...
>>492874876You think they would do that ?Nerf the spear after it's been borderline nonfunctional for 80% of its existence?
>>492873268the content drip feed makes sense as long as it's actually content to do>mechs are rewarded instead of medals and req slips>people come back to do it>tcs missions>people come back to do it>swift disassembly to drive the bots off the map>people come back to do it>attack the super colony>people come back to do itin all of these cases people who left the game were coming back because there was a new mission type or reward,giving another set of mines, another rocket launcher, another orbital barrage, who gives a FUCK about any of thatthat's the big reason escalation of freedom was a massive flop, they added 4 new (broken) enemy types and no real new content to sink your teeth intothe only slightly different mission objective they added was the larva extraction and that's totally broken and makes the enemies despawn instead of drawing them in. It was a total failure
>>492875360Fire hellpods don't even kill scavs so his fun argument doesn't really work. Genuinely a useless booster and an active detriment to your team
>>492875805>save le kidz!!111I actually cringed all the way till the end during that MO
>>492876741It was the better option just to see the two people that cared about getting AT mines seetheIn the end AT mines turned out just as bad as everyone thought they would, too
>>492876741At yourself?Choosing to not go for mines, for like the fourth time mind you, when everyone knew they were going to be worthless and AH was dangling a "YOU LET KIDS DIE JUST FOR A STRATAGEM?!" narrative in front of us was fucking hilarious.
Easy Guide in a few Steps1: Use all but one grenade.2: Find a shallow body of Water on the map (you should be able to stand right away after diving).3: Dive into said water and throw your last grenade while simultaneously spamming the Stratagems menu (L1). Try throwing another grenade after that. If you did it correctly, you should see that you have unlimited grenades. If not, resupply and try again.
>>492876323RightIf the only way you can have fun is griefing the other 3 people in a team game, objectively selfish behavior to the detriment of others is objectively in the wrong in a team game
>>492876741Idk, the twist ending of that mission was a very nice touch for roleplaying.
>>492876323Firebomb Hellpods should do a much bigger burst and grant (some) stacking fire resistance.
>>492876741>>492876971>>492876980AHhad to understandIt's not that we give a give a fuck about imaginary children, it's just in principle mines are janky, useless, non functional shit
>>492875360>mission is successful>everyone extracts>you are mad anywaythis is a you problem
>log in to see the MO fail message and the new MO message>both are bugged and fail to displayCool.
>>492876741actually it may turn out to be the last based thing that ever happened
>>492877283Nta but it's not about being mad, it's about leaving and having the last word while being dead fucking wrongThat's just unreasonable
>>492876074dragon's dogma 2 is more than likely the result of capcom pushing the game out way too early. It's nothing new to them and it was just in time to bump their quarterly (ring a bell?) I simply will not believe that Itsuno's ideal vision was another DD game with the same issues as the first one.
>>492876323I just tk whoever brings that shit and don’t reinforce them if I’m not hosting. Otherwise putting that garbage on is an instakick if it’s my lobby. Gets the point across quick and they will think twice about putting that shit on again.
>>492876741it should've sent the message that the players respond more to role play than they do to jangling keysand unironically can't suspend disbelief that they're supposed to be propagandized jingoists while feeling weaker than the enemies they're fightingit's tokyo syndrome. americans are told about their "exceptionalism" and USA USA all over the place and then take a vacation to japan and see what a functioning society looks like and realize they've been lied to
>>492877606Is there a way to tell who brought which booster mid game? It's annoying when multiple people have crashed and others have joined and suddenly all hellpods start exploding into fire when they land
>>492877606It's not even your fault for kicking or theirs for equipping, it's AH's for implementing it
Any lobbies
ded game
>>492876323The concept is cool and creative and it sounds realy fun. The execution of it is beyond awfull.No aoe, damage or stagger when thrown near enemies but it will ragdoll you and burn you to death if it is anywhere near you.
>>492872975eldo rang had plenty of performance issues and has gotten a bunch of pvp balance changes, difference is they actually understand what the fuck is going on in their game instead of saying "hmm...video of railgun two shotting bile titan...better cripple it!"
Threadly reminder, Alexus is your Dark God. He will own this game like he owned Hello Neighbor 2. Rajeet and Pilestadt wont be able to stop him. TOTAL SERBIAN SUPREMACY! Only those who pray for MORE NERFS and MORE BROKEN BUGGY SHIT will be satisfied. Embrace the kino of "balance" join the prime-time 500 players online death cult today. THANK YOU FOR ANOTHER WONDERFUL FIX ALEXUS!!!
Why my SC beacon mod dont work, is it tied to some graphics settings?
>>492881623>esl>needs to work for less than minimum wage equivalent hours to grind SClmao
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242489937877/76561198070044660D10 something
>MO failed>no new stuffWhy couldnt they use increase the cooldown by 30% or so for a week to simulate the bottleneck in production?
>>492881875That's actually a really good idea. If we fail an unlock MO like this one, where the flavor text talks about production, still release it but double to cooldown for a week maybe, give us another MO for more materials, and lower the cooldown more based on it.
>>492881859full
>>492882087There are too far up their own ass to do this. It would probably break all other strats too. >All strats share the same variable for cooldowns>trying to increase a singular cooldown results in a global increase, since their shit is coded like trash
>>492847901>be me yesterday >decide to hop on a random game and help some dudes to d10 victory >hop in>they suck >stick around and carry them(completing the objectives and getting the egg while they're stuck in infinite breaches for 20 minutes because they don't move) >get to extract >they're still across the map fighting bullshit >I hold off at extraction alone forever, asking "where tf are you guys">they finally stroll in and call pelican, dragging in hordes of bugs with them>they throw strats all over the LZ, TKing everyone multiple times >pelican is ready and the horde is almost gone>dummy throws a 120 right at the pelican >I get plapped instantly >kind of irrated now >calmly ask "dude why tf would you throw a barrage there?">host kicks me >don't really care because im maxed in everything and just wanted to help others outWhy can shitters not take criticism for their dumb ways ?Do they honestly believe that they are not the ones that are trash at the game ?
>>492881740>paying money to get some cosmetics from super store
>>492882369In my mind I'm thinking it just has higher cooldown. Only release them on Tuesdays, so when we "win" and lower their cooldown, they just patch it/hotfix it the following Tuesday with the intended cooldown. No fancy variable shit, just tie it to MOs that end specifically on patch day, or maybe the day before so you can do some flavor text about "You done it, production is now ramping up for subsequent rollout"
Arc thrower is peak chad on d10 bugs. You can wreck breaches by yourself easy. They all line up and you just bug zap chain lightning like emporer fuckin palpatine. Just bring AT reds for the heavy bois Have not tested on bots but it probably blows big time there
>It's another "SOS host you joined ended up an SOS host because they got kicked mid-match for bringing fire hellpods booster" episode.
>>492881740Oh, look it's once again the retard that thinks "ESL" is a real insult. Imagine trying to berate others for learning multiple languages when you can't even master the only one that you know. LMAOThere's some deep insecurities in this little guy.
>>492883068I was really surprised by it the other day. I took it and felt like I wasn't doing much, especially playing fuckin tag with chargers, but after the game ended I had over 700 kills despite only once seeing a killstreak of any significant number (around 70 from a well timed 120 on a breach)Apparently it just fucking rips everything, even when focusing chargers and titans because of the bouncing.
>>492881623Anyone?
>>492883834Yeah a lot of times you can't see the arc but you'll still notice the kills behind your target
>>492883831lol sorry i dont have to dedicate dozens/hundreds of hours to a worthless skill that i'm not even good at
>>492881875All they needed was some text fluff about it."Thanks to the requisitioned polystyrene from Vernen Wells, the production of materials required for Orbital Napalm Barrage has begun. However, a shortage of scrap metal hinders the efforts. Super Earth Command has decided to forgo installing air conditioning in new school buildings for additional metal and the Orbital Napalm Barrage will be available fleetwide as soon as the metal is processed into the proper form."There. Then release it next week, first as a weapons testing for a few days and then as a normal strategem.It's just bad GM'ing.
>>492873667This game hasn't given me any highs. Just lows.
>>492884060>go to school >remotely pay attention and learn easy concepts >be able to not look like a retard when you speak or type >real employers hire you You work at waffle house, don't you ?
>>492883831>hey, stop insulting me for getting your language wrongNo, I will never stop. Way back the brits stopped in a certain colony, and look what they createdhttps://www.bbc.com/pidginthey have to officially recognize this as a separate language now, disgusting
>>492884083Hello, Pilestedt here... Hmmm what an interesting concept. I'll have to ask the team about it. Many of us are still trickling back in from secondary vacation that follows up from regular vacation. We should have something in the works after 3rd vacation though.
>>492881740>>492884015>EOLdumb nigger detected, probably only have enough braincells to perform basic function let alone learning new things.
>>492884646Kek.Looks like a parody site.
>>492873667>>492884427Literal Stockholm syndrome. The remaining player base is addicted to the "highs" of receiving a slice of bread to eat after being force fed dogshit by their captors.
>>492884923>EOL ?
>>492884646NTA but 4chan ESL nitpicking has always been pretty weird to me, I can easily understand what most foreigners try to say in this site. In the rest of the internet people only clown on you if you actually are very hard to understand but 4chan is really particular about grammar and syntax for whatever reason. It's really funny because when english speakers try to learn any other language they have a really hard time and they butcher it for years because the order of words is reversed in most other languages
I do not remember the bugs being this aggressive. Did they shadow update the time between attacks to be shorter? The jumpy ones are on my dick now.
>>492885401english only language, you should stop being a low IQ nigger and try to learn superior languages like German, France or Japanese instead of sticking with that primitive cave man gibberish you called a language.
ESL gameESL general
>>492886194being monolingual equates to being intellectually disabled. it weighs heavy on them. laughing at grammar mistakes is one way for them to cope.
>>492886475You aren't killing them fast enough. The Alphas summon their red warriors that are faster than you but that's about it, Hunters were always capable of comboing you to death
Every EOL that doesn't speak the King's English is a negro.
>>492887031Bro I used to be able to melee through swarms of these fuckers. This ain't it anymore.
>>492887121>King's English>Uses Spanish wordWhat did he mean by this
>>492886608You really are an idiot kekEnjoy your garbageman job. You're probably wageslaving today. That is if you're not a perma NEET
>>492887164Pussy baby mode has ended. Now you're fighting against real numbers
>>492887296It's the Labor Day weekend you fucking retardYou would know that if you weren't a projecting NEET yourself
>didn't get the barrage>back to filler MOsFuck this game
>>492887291Meaning of Negro in English Negronoun [ C ] offensive old-fashionedus /ˈniː.ɡroʊ/ uk /ˈniː.ɡrəʊ/plural Negroesa word for a Black person, which was used frequently in the past and is now extremely offensive>Spanish word If you were capable of reading comprehension using the context clues and had more than a 5th grade education then you'd realize that he was using an English word... not the Spanish word which has a different meaning. Retard.Sometimes the jokes really write themselves.
I love how there wasn’t a long winded MO failure message or new MO description message at all this time. They are getting too lazy to even type that up now lol.
>>492887516Dumbass. It's labor day and you're probably working because you're a low class slave who still has to serve the salarychads on their day off
>>492887897I don't think they realize how many words English has borrowed from other languages.
>>492887291>he doesn't understand the origins of european languages
>>492888169>projectiongo back to flipping that burger while I chill on the couch Pablo
>>492888135It just got bugged because nothing in this jank-ass game works to spec. Heckdumper companion app has it.
>>492887542Bugniggers don't deserve any better the same old autistic bug MOs. If they want unlocks then they need to earn them.
>>492886608>english only languagethere's some horrible irony in the uno reverso of "ESL" having ESL properties
>>492869512Gatria and Phact Bay, the two primary defense planets for this MO, go directly there, so people will definitely notice once Gatria has been successfully defended. The planets are nothing new though, just that we have Hellmire At Home now that actual Hellmire is inside the fart cloud.
>>492888179>>492888303Words derived from other languages become recognized words within that language. This world really is plagued by insufferable mongoloids like yourselves. I'm finished here. Good day, morons.
>>492888479>chilling on mommy's couch at age 28 I'm sureMeanwhile I'm at the beach. Bring me another drink, Sanchez
>he claims to be White while not being able to speak multiple languagesBut again, Amerimutts aren't white, this should be common knowledge by now
>>492881623Did you install it correctly? It's partially linked to FOV, the lower your FOV the farther you can see it.
>>492889093an irrelevant discussion as America is sure to outlaw being white once Yaas Queen Kamala takes the helm
>>492889093>>492889247european third worlders angry about america, this site has a place for you and this discussion>>>/pol/
>>492886608>German, France or JapaneseNTA but I do know some Japanese, but you know what? You can't go to almost any country on the planet and use Japanese to get by, but you can with English. It even gets bonus points for making the locals seethe.
>>492889031lolololo you mad Pablo?
>>492887897It's a spic word, not sure why are you coping so hard about it. Maybe tell your senile pedo king whom you legally belong to that he should invent a new word?
>>492889247nah she's still like 80% white and enjoys white privilege herself. Hell she's even the descendant of a slave owner
Whats the most useful/powerful/fun battle pass to buy now im almost at another 1k SC's? i only have the polar one so far.
>>492889631Steeled Veterans or Democratic Detonation. Should've started with those to begin with
>>492889631Demolitian probably. Grenade pistol is easily one of the best secondaries. Eruptor is pretty good, xbow is a funny 1 handed weapon, adjucator is alright and thermite is pretty to look at(and it can kill tanks with a single nade).
>>492889631Cutting Edge has the single best item with the stun grenade, but Steeled Veterans is probably overall the best.
>>492889376>angrythe correct word would be "Pity"
>>492889631Do you want a primary weapon, grenade, or utility secondary?
Choohe, Mastia and Phact Bay are one and the same shithole. I checked.
>>492889525Yah mad that you're taking so long with my drink, Paco. What are they giving you idiots breaks now or something? Now get your brown ass out here
>>492890587Think there's only like 4 or 5 world templates
you know if they made primaries MO objectives we'd never lose onewarbonds should only be cosmetic items, Fuck them for putting weapons behind premium currency
>>492890307tell yourself whatever you need to as your mind constantly orbits a country that doesn't know or care that you exist
>>492889631Roughly release order.Steeled Veterans has Breaker Incendiary and Dominator, which are godly against bugs and bots respectively. Senator is also quite good and competes for best-in-slot.Cutting Edge has Stun Grenade and Punisher Plasma, both are top tier meta. Stun Grenade alone is probably worth buying the warbond.Democratic Detonation has Adjudicator, Eruptor, Grenade Pistol and Exploding Crossbow, which are all very good weapons. Grenade Pistol is the obvious one here since it's the other best-in-slot secondary, but the primaries are quite good.Viper Commandos has Bushwhacker and Experimental Infusion, it's only really the latter that people buy the warbond for though.Freedom's Flame has the Cookout and that's pretty much it. The orange Hellpods can make them easier to spot but otherwise it's kind of a disappointing warbond.
>>492890978>premium currencythe warbonds arent even worth the grind, that "premium" currency is more worthless than samples
>>492890978You'll eventually get all of them just by playing. You know what you were getting into before you even bought the game, if you think warbonds are bad you should refund the game right now
>hey you want new content?!>yes!>haha sorry, you didn't kill 5 gazillion bots in time, no new content for you!
>>492880149You know it took years for them to patch things in their previous games? And some things never fixed. As well as sotfs being a literal paid patch.
>>492881859GG's sissies.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242499030948/76561198065475540Space marine waiting roomBUGS 10
>>492890587Yes, and the two new planets linked to the old planets are Hellmire and Angel's Venture. I expected these retarded devs would have waited with some new biomes before blowing their load by linking the new sector, but I guess that's beyond their capabilities.
>>492891695ds2 got the framerate/durability bug fixed (though it wasn't quick), sotfs was practically a remake with what it did to the game. ds1 had various things like spell swapping made at least a little more difficult and got balance changes too, but again, we're talking people in tune with their game, not people who cut 15 meters off a gun because it's "slapping bile titans across the map"
>>492890396primary+utility secondary, im happy with my basic explode-on-impact grenade.I quite like my 8shot pistol secondary against bots, its great to snipe basic mob units with them from extreme distances without noise. But something for terminids or higher level close-bots would be nice.And again, i already got the polar-themed one
>>4928919593/4
>>492892303sorry, the fellows tasked for these biomes were on their pre vacationbest regards,pilz
>>492881859minedivers II.ggs
holy fuck the ragdolling on bots is fucking ridiculous right now, especially with the scout strider
>>4928919593/4 +1 join ya cunts
>>492892496Lmao it took years for patches and sotfs was absolutely not a remake. Look at edf trash too to see how much japs support their games. FromSoft is literally the best of all jap companies when it comes to support and they are complete trash at it compared to 90% of western devs who give tons of patches, free content, and literal years of support. You’re just trained memers. Now buy a 20 dollar swimsuit for your shit jap games.
>>4928919594/4 full
>>492891221no you wont because if you play on the high difficulty levels you'll rarely find super credits on the map because of the way the loot seeds work and also because there's heavies at all outposts so you can't clear all of them
>same repetitive & mind-numbing gameplay from a month ago>no new meaningful story development>"you failed the impossible MO? no new toys for you :)" while the playerbase is going down the drain
>>492892853yummy explosive filling
>I kill the patrol>They respawn when I blink>I kill the patrol>They respawn when I blink>I kill the patrol>They respawn when I blink>I kill the patrol>They respawn when I blink>I kill the patrol>They respawn when I blink>I kill the patrol>They respawn when I blink>I kill the patrol>They respawn when I blink>I kill the patrol>They respawn when I blink>I kill the patrol>They respawn when I blink
>>492893638>infinity spawn horde shooter where the only viable strategy as difficulty goes up is running awayBRAVO SWEDEN
They need to release a new warbond already.I'm tired of waiting for new toys.
>>492894043I JUST WANT MY FUCKING SPEAR
>>492893516play a jrpg, it'll keep you busy and take your mind off of the swedes
>>492893448>no you wont becauseI already did... Keep playing or refund it
>>492894043>Die due to instakill rocker faggot>Try to get support weapon>Millions of bots now in that area>Handicapped for the next 5 mins until I can get a new oneWHAT ENCHANTING AND ENTHRALLING GAMEPLAY! Mostly negative is generous.
>>492894086No new warbond until October lol
>>492894127bro just steal stuff bro always under 500SC just kill someone and take their stuff it's that easy bro trust me hobodiving is GOOD and PATRIOTIC>>492894378real superpatriots consume untranslated hjrpg slop
>>492894086ah yeah, more boosters that only do anything when someone dies and primaries and secondaries that will never be relevant please! can I get an armor perk that's missing from an entire armor class for no reason and that will be used by no one while you're at it? thanks!
>>492895184Cuckout has been pretty relevant tho
>>492894990>they put the constitution in a warbond instead of giving it for free as a liberty day gift
>>492895184mfw literally every time someone picks that dogshit booster when we don't have vitality, stamina, infusion, or my favorite, no muscle enhancement on a shithole with storms
>>492893128I don't know how long it was between patches for ds1, it felt like I was putting up with TWoP ganks for years.God damn, what a shit game.>t. 2000+ hours
>>492893516It was only an impossible MO because of a crab bucket scenario. To be honest, I just don't bother playing the game knowing a bunch of niggers make it HARDER to win by just chasing their own fun instead of focusing the objective. Saves me the headache of these swedes pissing me off with how they've designed this system.
>>492893128fromsoft used to be alright until they got a loyal fanbase of slop enjoyers that want for nothing except more of the same
>>492894948You forgot the part where a tank drops ontop of you via a lone unsignaled drop ship. Truly amazing.
>Mom i WANT that Napalm barrage>we have that Napalm barrage at home>the barrage at home
>>492896159There is no incentive to complete MOs.>b-but the stratagemnobody cares. Again, incentive missing. What do I gain by participating instead of playing matador with bugs? Oh that's right, fuck all.
>>492896159I don't see why anyone cares about MOs or planet liberation. They have shown multiple times how rigged everything is, if it wasn't i might have cared but now il just chase my own fun.
>play diff 7 to take a break from 9 and 10>kill an entire patrol except 1 trooper who calls in reinforcement>factory strider, heavy devs & an annihilator tank all drop on mefun
>>492896623Yes, bugnigger, I know you're extremely autistic and dead set in your loadout to the point where the idea of a different stratagem is a mental headache to you. That's why the system is broken and needs to change so your kind aren't a blight on completing objectives.
>wanting more friendly fire bait for bug niggers to bringwake me when we get an auto cannon emplacement
i hope arrowhead announces they're done with the game and are giving it to someone else honestlyyou can't fix sweden
>never worn the electricity resistance sets>will never wear the flame armor setsshame they look so good
>>492896998I have no faction preference, I'm just pointing out that there's no incentive for participating in MOs. Arrowhead should scrap the whole thing and just randomize planets to fight on. That would be a lot better.
>>492897030>auto cannon emplacementfuck that, I want anti tank cannon emplacement from the previous game, and I want it to bounce chargers like mechs dowe can't have it until they make the gun for mechs first, though
>>492897365You will when Menkent, Hellmire and Partion come up for retaking in an MO :^)
>>492896998it's funny really, the game is in the worst state it's ever been in and now only botfags are left playing itwhich goes to show you never had any kind of moral highground, you were always the slopdivers getting exactly what you deserve
>>492897330Wish granted. It is now in the possession of Ubisoft. We're adding a second premium currency that can't be found in game and lets you buy glowing chinese mythology themed skins (the director is super in to chinese stuff right now, no idea why).
>>492897406The real reason it doesn't matter>If it's good it'll get nerfed so less people use it>If it's bad it'll get buffed in a way that doesnt work so nobody uses it>It's new content so it invariably is going to find a way to crash the game Tell me I'm wrong, nothing new has ever been (secondly) good, (firstly) functional
>>492897540nta but there's no need to forego better perks for fire resistance, not even on firestorm planetstornadoes are slow and rarely change direction, just don't stroll into themand even if you do, just dive and stim immediately, not any worse than getting breaker inc'd by a matethe morons should have made a fire resistance booster, it's worthless on armor because people want their fortified, servo, padded, medic and engineer perks whether the atmosphere is currently ignited or not
>>492897812would be better than its current state unironicallyi could fully accept the game being dead by then and not just in a perpetual limbo of dogshit
>>492897848Commando was an instant hitthat has to do with it being a little too functional, but I think it counts
>>492897419I just want more emplacements in general. the trade off of having to set up but having vastly better firepower when compared to portable/support weapons is attractive to me. Active radar (probably too complicated for swedes, took them forever to fix a basic lock on missile) missile emplacement when.
>>492897982You're right. They need to make fire a more common hazard on planets so that the armor becomes worth taking. Same for shock, there needs to be a biome where random thunderstorms can happen and strike players for shitloads of damage unless they bring the Electrical Conduit armor.
>>492899419>scout striders with flamethrowers>flame raiders that blow themselves up with their own flamethrower when walking forward>flame heavy dev>nod flame tank>fire spitting nursing spewerssounds gud
>>492881740lol you paid for sc while pretending that you have acquired 6k SC naturally
>>492899419terrible ideano, all that's needed is a way to get fire resistance without losing your regular armor perk
>>492899948i'd rather have flame striders taking most of the spawn pool with rocket striders being rarer, than the current meta of "every strider has rockets"got a rocket strider seed in a d10 that was just pure fucking cancer, they were clown car-ing out of one of the POIs. felt like i killed twenty before one finally hit me with a missile
>Patch changes meta>Players go apeshit>Attacking players for enjoying game, mass review bombing>Players eventually adjust to new meta>Patch changes meta>Players go apeshit>Attacking players for enjoying game, mass review bombing>Players eventually adjust to new meta...>I adjust from Impossible to Suicide Mission if I'm not running meta>Happy with unbalanced new content just to have new toys>Game is funWhat is it about popular games that makes people go full retard. I'm over here doing fully random loadouts and 0-1 deaths and having a blast. It looks like half the fanbase is on suicide watch because they can't beat SUPER HELLDIVE with random loadouts and random players.
Wouldn't mind the desert worlds losing the "extreme heat" modifier, or at least applying "extreme cold" to night missions there, and moving the "extreme heat" to dedicated volcano worlds that have active lava pools everywhere and shit
>It's another "funfag using the tired 'having a blast' phrase to describe their dopamine rush" episode.
I'm having a BLAST, I'm BLASTING
>>492900903>Apply fire resist>Also have it nullify the negative effects of hot planetsIt's not that hard sweden
gonna verify files to get the pub poz off me before making a lobby, brb
>>492902059You do know that "Resistance to being set on fire" is not the same as "Resistance to high temperatures" right?
>>492901395Fuck you and your false flagsI know there are retards that like to jump on the bandwagonBut first and foremost random and cross play matchmaking are fucked because >Not everyone knows you need to verify files every patch because the game doesn't handle patching correctlyThe end result is>100% of non vetted, non private (so most use cases) games will crash if you stay in a mission too longI know some PSbabbies that literally haven't completed missions on account of the 100% crash rate, which effects any game where you>Don't rush to completion>Want to do a sweep for samples>Want to do optionalsNo amount of balance will fix most peoples' installs being broken
>1 files failed to validate and will be reacquired.Sweden yes!Bug shit, D10steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242508211783/76561198121770582
>>492902227Well considering the issue at hand is "the armor does jack shit", who the fuck are you to tell me it shouldnt have extra functionality
>>492901876>doomer wants everyone to be as miserable and depressed as he is epilogueKys my man.
>>4929025492/4, join or keep whining
>>492902991I can't, I'm too busy VERIIIIFYYYYYIIINGGGG
>>492891959That was a fun game I cant believe AC is getting buffed for bug people.
>>492902991i can't, i don't have an hour and a half to dedicate to an operation
>>492902889Doomers unnecessarily foretell of bad timesIt's not being a doomer to look at hd2 and say ,"Arrowhead does not give a shit and this game is going down the fucking toilet and arrowheads solution is to keep flushing"
>>492903096there's a less than zero chance they'll ruin the autocannon in their attempt to buff it
>>492903191You should be asleep ESL.
>>492902991THREE out of FOUR
>>492903383fortunately the only thing they have to do is change its pen to 5. but that's still no guarantee.
I can't believe you dunderheads failed to unlock MY Orbital Napalm Strike. Shame on you.
>>492903486I'm holding out hope that they'll reduce charger armor to pen4 instead and leave the autocannon itself untouched. I don't want to lose my plapper.
>>492903704>"We have reduced Charger armor to AP4">Only affects the original, extinct Chargers>Not Behemoth Chargers>Which are unchanged
>>492903704i kinda doubt it because he called out the AMR and AC specifically for getting buffs, and being stronger against BTs and chargers. the HMG is also pen 4 and it wasn't mentioned at any point. charger + BT heads are 5 armor
>>492903814even that I'd be okay with, autocannon is very easy to pop charger butts withI'd rather deal with that than some fuckery that allows AC to pen 5 but guts its durable damage and doubles the falloff
>>4929025493/4 we gaan, lobby complainers in shambles
>>492903814which means that the buffs to recoilless might kick ass.
>>492903402Fuck you sfl
>>492902889Go play Concord, funfag. I'm sure you'll find at least a good 40 other players eager to consume dopamine like a junkie with you.
>>492904087with its current damage, doing pen 5 against BT/charger heads it'd be 130 damage per shot, which would take 5 shots on chargers and 6 on BTs. a good chunk of BTs are 6 armor, too, and doing body shots on a charger would be around 12 shots if you were doing damage to main the entire time, or 14 on behemoths (who take 7 headshots)
>>492904425?>>492904426oH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T ENJOY THINGS IF I DON'T ENJOY IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKys my man.
>>492904535>You can't enjoy things if I don't enjoy it.Yes. Literally yes. Hold that L.
>>492904889I'll repeat the last sentence. Kys my man.
>>492905056Nah, I'd rather have actual fun watching you seethe.
>>492904448I can't wait to get in a quad AC lobby and witness the dakka.
>>492904535SflSwedish as a first languageYou shill
>>492905324ok, kys >>492905332you should actually kys if ur swedish
>>492896603You know, I wonder why they don't just fill a hellpod with a ton of explosives and launch it like a giant artillery shell
>>492905868that's basically what hellbombs are
Poor soul's turned into a broken record. Absolutely mindbroken.
>>492905958Great, now make them explode on impact. I don't care if they'll have a five minute cooldown, I'd still use them
>>492855449>>492853806updated hellbomb to be 80% less breedable. Also stole paintanon's animated sweat idea
>>492906525that's what SEAF artillery mininukes are
>log in>MO failure text is missing>MO briefing text is missing toOk, cool.
>>492906463@ me sissy
>>492901395>literally "uhh I'm having a blast though???" postYou should try their disco echochamber lmao
>>492906525That's exactly the Shredder missile in HD1It was great.>Why do I always have to wait before making a post?
>>492901395imagine lying like a faggot
>Crossplay on = Harderdid this end up being true?
>>492906623very nice, but breedable hellbomb was cute :)
>>492888135>>492846815>>492907529You can FEEL the seethe from Sweden
>>492909360no>t.
>>4929025493/4 again, JOIN JOIN JOIN
>>492908837Funfags can't help giving a canned NPC comment like "having a blast" to things they find enjoyable. Their brains are just wired to post like robots.
>>492910349Failed :(
>Sony commissions the Secret Level guys to make an episode on Concord>not Helldivers, which would be a perfect fit for their anthology styleWe were robbed.
>>492911231Imagine this but Helldivers https://youtube.com/watch?v=Nd-qgVlK0CE
>>492911231Sony legitimately didn't expect Concord to bomb like it did. Which is hilarious because everyone that wasn't those retarded suits knew it was going to fail.
>>492911946there's only two possible scenarios here>the character concept art was made by a calarts graduate and was painstakingly 3d rendered as normally as possible, despite the artist's best efforts to make it impossible>the character designs were AI generatedI refuse to believe any other scenario
>>492911946>Concord had a stupid amount of advertising >becomes gaming's biggest flop>HD2 had next to 0 advertising >becomes one of Sony's biggest hitsWild
>>492910013thanks>>492912485this looks like some portlandia episode shit or something
>>492912485these clothes all look extremely uncomfortable
>>492877604I don't buy this cope. More time would have maybe improved the enemy variety but it wasn't going to change the shitty mountain pass map or awful story
>>492912485Third guys is literally just yellow Yondu.
>>492912485Everyone character I've seen from that game just looks like generic fodder you'd mow down on the way to fight the boss
>bugdivers pretending their ez mode is in any way difficult
>>492916342woah, high assets evac...(btw I'm the OG R1, this sissy is an impostor)
Opinion on tenderizer? I’m using single shot and it seems ok.
lobby?
>>492899948>>flame raidersalready in the files, along with a Devastator and a Berserker with some kind of explosive flame weapon
>>492912823watching companies chase the live service fairy only to trip these past few years has been a riot
>>492909360Reddit hysteria
>>492916342>uses the easiest mission to talk shit
>>492904448giving the AC 5 pen would just make the bug front like the bot front where heavy AT is extinct outside of the SPEAR, except instead of having 4 viable option to deal with heavy armour there's only 1. If you think the AC dominance is bad enough, this change would really make the AC the only weapon you ever see
>>492909360no. but setting your resolution higher reduces certain hitoxes like a hulks eye and a biletitans head.
>>492917823you're too late, that was already admitted to being completely made up shit to try and catch dumb fucks who believe everything they read here
>>492917823Games don't work like that
>>492917987I know , i'm the one that made it up :)
>>492918374Fuck younice one lmao
>>492918084It is just bizarre enough to be possible with swedish coding.
Played HD2 for the first time in a while.The worms suck and they look goofy.They take no visual damage it seems and at a glance the burrow animation is no different than the retreat / death.
>>492919226What the fuck are you talking about
>>492919328I think he's talking about the implier tentacles.
>>492918374Devilish
>>492916342Maybe if bugs could climb over the walls
>>492913820>awful storyIt's dragon's dogma, and as much as I love it there's nothing super exciting there. I think the map is fine barring some annoying places like the Sacred Arbor forest in general, the lacking end game (though the unmoored world is really cool and btfos the small everfall area of dd1), no ur-dragon equivalent and poor enemy variety is the real issue with the game. I never knew this myself but apparently Itsuno wasn't the dlc guy for DD1, it was Kinoshita who is still with capcom. So there's at least hope for the DLC/DA2 fixing the game
Do the smokes work on bugs? Do they work on bots anymore?
>>492916342>evac>nurse spewer seedlollmao
>>492912485>>492914287>playtest for a chinese game from a niche genre with no marketing outside of "who likes giant robots?" had 57kcan only imagine how many projects are silently getting canned after such a flop.
>>492868334Is there a different between meta and what you're most comfortable with?
>>492920657i like giant robots what is this?is it chinese trash?
What's stopping us all from getting on a bus to AH's HQ together and just taking control of the studio ourselves?
>>492845364>>492846402>>492846487Probably not but this general is 100% compromised by the bootlickers on the HD2 leak discord server. I don't usually care about discord troon autism but they been raiding this shit too long. Just a reminder the main perpetrators is a pottymouth bong by the name of "Same" that has some weird superiority complex over gamers/americans and then literal NAFO trannies.
>>492921363probably since nobody knows how to work Stingraysame even with the devs LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>492897330There's a reason why even EA pushed Battlefield Hardline's DLC to their office in LA instead of letting any of the Swiggers from DICE handle it. I don't know why people shit on Mexicans and Blacks for being lazy. Swedes have made their entire fucking country around being that and are proud of it.
>>492921182the play test for for mechabreak that was about a month ago, its chinkshit but if the full game plays like it did in the playtest its very fun chinkshit
>>492920265No. Everything is orbital barrages now because everything spawns right after you kill it. You can only entrust in nuking a whole area now and even then they'll come back.
>>492922128that was BF4, Visceral handled Hardline and was unjustly canned for EA being retarded.
>>492920657>chinks put out cool, fun stuff like this>the best openly tested game the west has put out in recent years is some piece of DEI garbage shit Deadlock that doesn't even play wellWestern game industry is beyond fucked
lobby doko?
>>492920265smoke nades are good on bots. useful for approaching objectives like jammers or towers or for escaping.
Whatever campaign this game has better be over before MHWilds comes out, because when that does I'm guaranteed to drop this game and never look back. Hurry the fuck up with the story you're trying to tell here, Joel.
2 DAYS till SPEHS MAHREN... tick tock swede.
>>492927909this nigga quitting before we even get the squids60 days bro, just trust the plan brothey're cooking bro
>>492927909LoLLmao
>>492928226they have 40 days left of that 60
>>492928226No amount of surströmming is going to match the absolute masterpiece of fine cuisine that Wilds will be, and that's as a MH without G-rank in it yet.
>>492928438have you taken weekends into that anon?and swedeish holidays?and how our negative attitudes STEALING days worth of effort?
>>492928648they have five days left
>Check the leaks for the warbond>It's just 1 new primary, no new pistol, no nades, 1 booster, 3 armor sets and a bunch of fucking skins.Fuck this gay Super Earth
>>492928997is the primary at least good
give me the fucking cowboy warbondand the levergat better pen rocket striders
>>492929141get a load of this optimist
>>492929141Anon...
>>492928997what was leaked?
>>492929292>>492929315h-helldivers never cry
>>492928997Get a load of this "quality" they were telling us about
anyone doing the lobbies right meow ?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242527199843/76561198010165757lobbiesRIGHTMEOW
>>4929307513/4join kitties
>>492928997Post leak or fake
>>492928648>60 swedish business dayscloser to 9 months in human time
>>492930751failed
We have enough anons to stage a hostile takeover of stockholm.
>>492930751failed or full
>not announcing a full lobby
anyone else hosting?
nah
>>4929319264/4
i hate sweden I hate sweden I hate sweden
>>4929319265/4EDIT: um, what's going on?
>>492928073>$120 for early accesswhat the FUCK
I'll host in a few more minutes when I finish my dinner
>>492932525that includes the season pass and optional ULTRAMAREN dlc exclusive skin goy, a very reasonable price for a QUADROUPLE AAAA NO WOKE BASED WARHAMMER GAME don't you think?
>>492932525Nothing compared to what 40kfags spend on plastic
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242528863393D10 Bots
>Failure>BriefingLAZY LAZY SWIGGERS
>theres actually an entire sub of just leaking everything they have planned for the game, and leaked everything up since the supercolony>including all of the squidshit>actually a lot of it looks funIts actually sorta mocking that we coulda had all of this cool shit and a huge playerbase if they didn't fumble the bag 4 times in a row>>4929333162/4
>>4929333163/4
Tried MMG and Rover this morning, with 110s and 120s. Shit was actually really fun lads, I was worried I'd burn through my ammo too fast but with rover sweeping up leapers and scavs it was no biggie. I even felt virtually no pressure while stopping to reload, and pulled out my eruptor for a few choice hive guards and on the bile spewer seed in between reloads. Thanks for all of you that recommended it.
>>492933956I might try this now
>>492933316If you join, you can save a lobby from oblivion, think about it
>>4929333163/4 join you chimps
>>492933956You should consider taking the stock Guard Dog instead, its firepower is at least three times stronger than the Rover and you can pick up regular ammo for it now.
>>492846614i once forgot the emote button and lobbed an impact grenade directly at a randoms head, i've never been kicked faster
>>492933316Full
>>492933839There was a Video, i think a Strawman News on, that said something along the lines of;>the Illuminate are back and just when we started the war for cyberstan, what a bunch of cunts.and the dude that posted the video made it a members only vid on youtube
>>492934026I really enjoyed it, but 110s are definitely not for everyone, I'd probably be stronger with airstrike and OPS, but I just love 120 now that its cd is lower I used it on basically every major breach. 110s I've always kind of liked and I hate having absolutely nothing I can do against BTs. I also took the deagle and stuns. Also, if it wasn't apparent, this was all 10 bugs.>>492934760I tried it on bots a few times after the last buff and it was nice, but I don't see it being as effective on bugs since the new alpha commanders are such bullet sponges. I like rover simply because it doesn't need reloading.
>>492918374Even though its complete bullshit I'm was ready to believe it simply because there seems to be no end to AH's incompetence at times.
>>492934792well shit
I call it Yellow Left
>>492933956>playing and having fun without the top tier meta picksstop lying, faggot. everybody knows since the flamethrower nerf the game is literally unplayable. like it doesn't even fucking let you launch into the mission, just gives everybody a pop up with a big fuck you
>>492936959I call it have you ever noticed that the trim on that outfit is the wrong color, and actually changes shades of yellow between basic armor variants?
>>492937009If it makes you feel better, I would be having a shitton MORE fun if my flammenwerfer wasn't absolutely gutted.
>>492937153what in the nani are you talking about?
>>492935076Rover is good on brood commanders specifically because it aims for those headshots and it'll beam their heads and do a lot more damage than rover does, which just aims for center mass.
>>492937447your eyes are brokeythe first default helldiver armor has the right color on the jacket hem, down towards the crotch, the rest do notit appears to be some kind of yellow they might've been considering as the primary helldivers colors at one point, because the error is on a few other pieces of armor with helldivers color scheme iirc
>>492937464Does it stop shooting at them when it pops? That's one of my biggest issues with it, it wasting ammo on things like chargers and titans and things without heads that are about to bleed out.
>>492937575Huh well so they are, a very gentle difference, a little brighter>your eyes are brokeyunneeded, how dare you, i'm telling your mother
>>492938339it also appears on the trim of the ground breaker armor's pockets
>>492938685I could've sworn it appeared somewhere else in the helldivers mobilize stuff, but they might've fixed it. I'm currently gaslighting myself into believing one of the panels on some armor was the wrong color at one point.
Acamar IV invasion imminent.
>>492892521Sorry for the really delayed reply, had to change the starter on my car. For primary get steel pleberans for the incel breaker, for utility get democratic demoshit for the grenade pistol. For the grenade pistol though, be warned once you start using it it's incredibly hard to replace it.
>>492938685the lore explanation is different materials making the dyes not look the right color i asked alexus
>>492937153>the consequences of not having a design document>or a material libraryGood night I hate Swedes
any lobbies?
>>492938685>>492940252It could also just be that the artists computer screen is a little different to anothersI know back when i was playing Heroes of the Storm I was making one of those "Draw the last hero you played as" edits and I made a pretty sick Abathur.I moved the pic from one screen to the other and I had coloured him in pink instead of purple.
>>492941225Wait a bit
>>492937970I don't think it does. But broods tend to bleed out a second or two after their heads are broken anyway. I tend to run a primary with a stun like slugger or plasma punisher, so it keeps the brood commanders from rushing me down while guard dog breaks their heads.
>>492933316If this isn't full by the time I get back in a few minutes then I'm going to sleep
>new leaks>clans being confirmed>with new stratagems being locked behind clans, that can be upgraded from shit to not shit>and five new kinds of samplesactually lmao
>>492942123>shit that's not happening until Q3 2025it's cool but don't overhype yourself, or you'll end up like the autists who say "not coming back until vehicles"
>>492942123>five new kinds of samplesbut two of the symbols look like the existing broken automaton mechanical part sample and the purple crystal rare sample
>>492942123>clans being confirmedwaste of dev time, game is dead so who would you clan with?>with new stratagems being locked behind clans, that can be upgraded from shit to not shitboth parts of that are literally retarded which means it's true>and five new kinds of samplessee above, so it's trueeither way those last 2 points won't be out this year, and i doubt clans will either
>>492942123>ClansI'd rather not have to fucking play with an established group of random internet niggers to enjoy new stratagems, thanks.
>platoonsthey really wanted some kind of foxhole/squad community bullshit not knowing those are all cancer community hellhole.
>>492941821Just tried it. Didn't like it. It was either reloading while I was and making big gaps, or didn't seem to want to shoot anything. And I was definitely keeping ammo on it. Could be because of a shit host connection but I don't know. Ended up "losing connection" and kicked back to bridge 20 minutes in anyway.
>>492942682easier to DM for a whole platoon than an individual 4 man. But, pure autism cancer hellhole is what they're fostering on the discord, just wait for the LE EPIC STREAMER CLANS that get EXCLUSIVE STRATEGEMS. you think the swede CANT up their game over the foxiggers? Think again.
>>492941694well, i'm waiting
>>492943079Already posted and already closed
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242527199843/76561198010165757hd2 timed10 unless you guys want some REAL challenge at diff 6 (crossplay OFF, we're going insane)
>>492944347>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242527199843/76561198010165757full?
>>492944523no, must be brokenyou host
>>492944347>>492944556steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242536735477/76561198068408065hello I hate sweden
>>4929446873/4
>be me>decide to go bugs for a change of scenery>bugs d10>2 teammates decide to break off, irregardless of the markers put down of what to do next >me and rando crushing bugs left and right with AC, completing objectives >other two are slow, barely complete 3 red zones before we are almost done, then decide to go invade the mega hive >one of them dies like 10 times in a row >finally says " don't help out with the mega hive, it's cool">casually explain to him that he's the one who decided to go off against the markers put down >everyone knows that 4 teammates together will breeze through no sweat >he dies yet again ... I've lost count now>he says "stay in diff 6, seriously" >then ragequits like a little bitch >me and AC chad bro complete mission , then go clean up his messy failure in the mega >smooth finishI don't believe in calling you out by name on here but you know who your are shitter. Keep your low level ass out of d10, it's clearly too much for you. I'm here to have fun not carry scrubs
>>4929446873/4join already, pissdivers
>>492945245Someone ITT? Cringe for not dramafaggingA random? Cringe for thinking pubs are people
>devs couldn't code infinite grenades to not be exploited>2 months to change to put a check and limit on a fucking negative integer rule (this is a few lines of code)>you can STILL do the infinite grenade glitch by ragdolling yourself while holding the beacon and switching to do the glitch (they may have fixes this but I don't care enough to check now)>still having any faith in AH to add anything at all in a timely manner or even expecting there to not be some devasating game breaking bug which effects some other random facet of in game bullshitLet them le coooooooooooook
>>4929446874/4
>>492945595on a planet with water you can still get infinite nades
>>492946202>>492945595Only third world shitters need exploit crutches
>>492947000>the trips of truth have spoken
>>492830674>>492830450You aim at their back leg. The splash will blow their ass out in 3 shots pretty reliably. REALLY reliably if you take stuns.
>>492873916I'm just mad it doesn't actually have medium pen.
>>492947464This has been debuffed in the next patch.
>two months without an update feels like an eternity>probably gonna be 4 months after thisI'm not ready bros.
Can anyone explain to me how to stop the FPS drop when I ADS with a scope/sight? Seems like every other game I get the issue and other times it stays nice without problems
>>492948571what do you mean! you have the orbital napalm to work for! that's content right?! good luck lmao.
>>4929446873/4AIEEE JOIIIN
>>492948571horde shooters generally operate in those 4 large patches per year modus, don't they? not counting the dlc releases anyway
>>492948571they legitimately were not prepared to run a live service game, sony either suckered them into it or they were clueless enough to think they could make it work
>>492949149Swedes just can't Live Service games in general imo
>>492949149>>492951406this, my god they can barely keep up the war bonds let alone new content. Scaling up dev teams seems to be a much more difficult process than i thought, it seems to take literal years, and thats assuming you keep getting steady income streams, like Fromsoft from DS1 onwards.And even then they apparently had to outsource a bunch of work to other dev teams to make Elden Ring happen on schedule. Whoever was managing that game's logistics must have been extremely good at their job.
>>492945245mfw 98% sure who it is
>>492952459it's either the chinadiver or a complete random
>>492952381it's because of the weird obscure out of date game engine they use, it takes a long time to train people up on itif they used unity or unreal like a normal studio they'd be able to easily find freelancers to help take the load off
>>492952459>be me>be a quick play joiner>host was doing some weird shit>go on to /v/ and talk about my experience in detail>guy replies saying it was him and he never did that mission before and didn't understand what he was supposed to do>feel bad for talking shit online because he saw it
THAT FUCKING PUBLIC POZZED CHINK MADE ME CRASH ON EXIT
>>492944687>dreadnaughtI swear I'm not a schizo, but does anyone else remember this having yellow detailing on it? I remember regretting my purchase immediately after seeing them, but they're gone now. Was I just seeing things, or did they actually patch out the ugly piss stripes on this thing?Either way, it looks way better now.
>>492942123>high tier shit is going to be locked behind clansI want to know how they're going to stop every person from making their own clan to access it, because I just know they will.
>>492954209just like every single game prior to that did so?every member will contribute to unlocking, the more = the fasterif you want to do that solo, ok no probrem, enjoy grinding that shit out for months
>>492942123I also have new leaks>vehicles coming in 5 minutes>fire reverted to old system>weapon upgrade system coming this week
>>492954440adding to that>tanks in 30 minutes
>>492954523Also forgot these new leaks>all future content is now free>all old content being releases for free>new custom mode that allows people to edit weapons/enemies/modes however they want All 100% confirmed leaks btw
>>492954601i've got the freshest leak, sex in helldivers 1 is now real
>>492954296nta but even more interdependence is absolutely a bad thing. why do we have to be shackled together like this? I know independence is a meme in-universe but out here I the real world I'd still like to have it. "shared effort" headaches don't end well. only a proto commie would disagree.
>>492954601Can't forget>hellbombs are now breedable
>>492954804I've got bad news anon; they also going to make it so you can't even log in unless you're playing with 3 others.This is a true leak by the way.
>>492954804shut up, retardI don't want pubs running around with atom bombsonly the thread elite should be trusted with them and even then not every one of them
>>492953765average pub lobby experiencedon't forget to wash your hands and verify before you join an hdg lobby, unless you wanna give everyone else the coof too
The negative reviews continue until work morale improves
I'm leaking right now
>it's another punisher altI like how they realized no one was using the 50/50 armor and just made it a booster.
>>492955639if they stack, it'd actually be worth taking democracy protectsreally fucking hoping we get light/heavy variants of democracy protects on the superstore, i literally do NOT fucking care about getting the light variant of flamer armor, my desires BEGIN and END at democracy protects heavy
>bugs your spawns for the rest of the gameSay something nice about him.
>>492955639I just don't like the shoulder pads.
>>492955995AHs sheer incompetence astounds me everytime
>>492956759>A mountain of free game engines and/or cheap engines to use >Choose an engine thats A. dead B. only been made for trash like vermintide and C. Swedish All bad choices come back to the original sin.
>>492954296>just like every single game prior to that did so?>every member will contribute to unlocking, the more = the fasterThis is pretty disingenuous, it's like saying you could build a titan by yourself in EVE. Yes you can technically do it, but in reality it will NEVER happen unless you're that one fucking insane retard, and even he needed multiple accounts to do it.
I never noticed until now theres a little visual thing while cooking a grenade that's like flinching out of the corner of your eye. If you throw during that, it'll air det infront of you.
>>492954296>every member will contribute to unlocking, the more = the fasterNot once has this ever contributed to fun gameplay. All it means is either clans mean nothing and its just meta-progression but with a shitty [Tag] or you have to get a second job grinding daily to get content and stay competitive.
Don't care still rocking that [HDG] gigaelite scoreboard top 1 tag
>>492956964Wow I bet real grenades do that too.
>>492956964you mean vignette?
>>492956498Sandstorms and blizzards are kino if you want to Metal Gear Solid your way through automaton fortress.
>>492928073FOTM
>>492958509>>492958237Yeah. I always picture it like the helldiver is flinching when they see it. That's what it feels like when I see it out of the corner of my screen.
>>492959169yes, and it will be a delicious flavor for about 2 days, and then I shall no life dark and darker.
>>492959169Yeah because live service has worked so well for Helldivers
>>492959024They're great until some random bot decides they can see you through it and constantly shoots at youBetter yet if it's a bot on an emplacement
>>492959169That FOTM will wipe at least 10k players from hd2 and they won't come back
Patch dayPatch?
>>492960037lol
>doing diff 8 bots>1 guy keeps dying has at least 10 deaths>ask him to slow down on deaths>get to airbase call down hellbomb>tell them to bail he gets blown up by the hellbomb still>fucks sake>going for mortars, decide to call in hellbomb>he tries to call in a airstrike then melee me into the pit to die>complex plotting so its six seconds so I just walk out>ask how the fuck he failed to do a deliberate friendly fire>he leavesEveryone left is just stupid arent they, and I guess that inclides me as a fucking retard for still playing.
>>492960037
>>492960374desu this is something i'd do as a joke in an hdg lobbymaybe he was just trying to have fun with you
>>492960596If it was a prank I dont think hed have left. I think he was just incompetent.
>helldivers 2 playtest server is online for balancing>only open to discord mods
>>49296003760 days.
>>492847437how do you make it work anon
>>492960743maybe he just didn't like ur salt buddy
>>492961023this desuif the guy's like level 40-50 or whatever he doesn't deserve the heat, he's just a noob trying to unlock higher difficulties
>>492960374>diff 8You are worse than a retard.You are the grown ass adult with down syndrome picking up fights with children.
>>492960779They don't actually play the game so it's just more D3 "testing". Trooncord butthurt isn't an issue either because Swiggers are even worse on that
>>492959682Its pretty frustrating that detection is so inconsistent. I soloed a fortress without a single bot drop during sandstorm. A minute later a factory strider that I could not see guns me down.
>>492961023>maybe slow down on the deaths is being toxic nowShit man if I called him a dumb nigger would he have livestreamed suck starting a shotgun.
>>492961158They have my data on PSN.They know lvl 150 helldivers soloing D10 operations are out there.They could literally invite us for playtesting, but instead they've decided that fucking discord mods, of all things, are the most fitting playtesters.The game is 100% doomed.
>>492961369Troondivers OWN this game, chuddie. Pride flag is ON THE WAY. It's JOEL-VER <3 this game is NOT FOR YOU... And soon space marine 2 will have female marines post-launch and there's nothing you can do about it :))))))))
>>492961151>slow down on deaths is picking a fightWhy are zoomers so sensitive? Every game young people play you cant say one thing without them having a meltdown.
>>492961369Swiggers are extremely arrogant and incompetent, of course they want to avoid getting someone who knows better than them. Yes-men don't complain and yes-men don't tell you how utterly retarded you are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7OJIDS8JlcWhere's my thermite drone Pileofshit
>>492961845You are the one that came here to blogpost to share your meltie, the zoomer probably already forgot about you.
>>492960779You must understand, opening the test servers to anyone but the most hardcore AH simps would hurt the devs feefees, thus destroying their morale and slowing down development!
4 rares, 2 supers
>>492963379>AH think this is an adequate reward for mega forts/nests>months of cooking for this
>>492962545>posting stories about game in game general is badGuess I was correct in the first post, the only people still playing are retards who enjoy eating shit. Have fun when AH nerfs your favorite gun and doubles the price of the battlepass I guess.
>>492963591I take them even though I don't need any samples whatsoever just because they're spoils of war. My egg/bot torso now, BITCHES.
>>492963591>2 months of cooking for DA BIGGEST PATCH EVAR!!!>two new side missions one of which is bugged>5 new enemies, four of which are just variants, the only new one is bugged out of the ass>even rocket tank kitbash is bugged to be immortal>fabled d10 is just d9 with a shitty frankenstein megafortress that offers worthless rewards>also guts flamethrowers right before the flamethrower warbondI'm starting to believe the schizos that say sony has ordered AH to kill the game
>>492953041Whats elden ring made on? custom engine or unreal?
>>492963894>is badNobody said that.I said you are the one that came here to blogpost about your meltie, not the zoomer.You are the one that had a meltie about a D8 game, not the strawmanned zoomer (which at this point could have been your same age).You are the autistic manchild that never grew up in this story.Also discussing small drama around the players isn't of the same value as purely discussing the game itself, but you can still blogpost about it, just don't be disingenous, nobody likes hypocrites that can't face reality.
Rocket sentry is still rancid trash. Have you ever seen that thing try to kill a barrager? Might as well put up a gatling.
attack on crimsica AND acamar IV... TONIGHT
I will just be playing Deadlock until they unfuck the game
>Gatria and Phact Bay defenses will be successful, which will further guarantee the safety of Gar Haren>Trandor and Partion are off limits despite direct supply line connectionsThat's some Grade A bullshit right there...
>>492965638Why are they off limits?
Record low of 7k + 3k :)
>>492966118The game is literally not allowing players to land on and conduct missions on those planets despite there being direct supply lines. And despite the fact that they're not inside the fart cloud.I assume that the MO briefing would have explained this, but they screwed that up too somehow.
>>492966248This shit is just getting sad
>>492947464It doesn't feel really reliable thoughbeit.Easier on the behemoth since their armor has some spikes that catches the grenade better, but still it feels inconsistent.
>>492965638Probably because the Jin Xi sector is cut off from Super Earth thanks to Gacrux and Pandion
I just dreamt AH was working on making color customization of armors possible. Is this true?Or should I go back to sleep?
>>492967045You dreamed about having sex before so that should answer your question
>>492967045>an actual positive thing >from AH That alone should have clued you in
>get back into the swing of things with a casual D9 with randoms on Phact Bay, first time playing since July>go with GL + Supply Pack since I've seen it used to good effect>carry my team by blowing up Bile Spewers and bug clusters, keeping the AC guy topped up and generally preventing teammates from dying for most of the mission>launch ICBM, to this point we've only died like three or four times total>zero incident walk to extract with three minutes to go, even find some SC along the way>get a bug breach right before we get there, suddenly a fuckload of bugs spawn everywhere in literally every direction at the same time>some fucker tosses a 380 right in the middle of everything>two minutes of everyone dying several times each because we dropped our support weapons and are being dropped into the middle of bug swarms and explosions>manage to mash the keypad like a hero in the middle of this clusterfuck, so we're left with a bit of time to call shit in before the mission clock runs out>barely stabilize at 5 reinforcements left after blowing up the Bile Titans and Impalers>rest of extract goes baby's-ass smoothAnd now I remember why I found this game so goddamned tedious.
>>492964094Bot megafortress should drop weapon attachments like underbarrel shotgun for assault rifles.Bug meganest should drop genetic enhancements like faster sprint, more stamina, more melee damage.
>>492966891that was never a problem before, the Ymir system was once completely cordoned off and people could still play in those planets, its just Joel being a salty bitch and breaking the rules yet again
>>492967387You give too much humanity to the swede. He would need to feel like he was "beaten" to be a salty bitch. No, he's just a incomprehensible swedish cunt and knows best.
>People almost manic with want for better biomes to fight in>Bugs attack worlds with better biomes>Defended almost immediately >Biomes lost in less than a day
>>492967314Clear skill issue tbqhwy
>>492967493fog fatigue is a real problem, especially when it only hinders you
>most active planet only has 7k people on itUnironically, is it over?
>>492967387>the Ymir system was once completely cordoned off and people could still play in those planetsI thought about Ymir but i was thinking we could only repel incoming attacks back then, not liberating new planetsI'm probably mistaken
>>492967672Yes, unless they release some groundbreaking alexus free patch in the next 30 mins. they're going to take too long fixing shit for them to recover.
>>492967314this is clearly an ai story. But just in case it isn't, are you that bad at running 50m from a stratagem beacon that takes like 10 seconds to start it's first shot?clear skill issue.
>>492967672Yes, but it's also either tuesday morning or late night in the civilized world, and a lot of people are going back to class/work this week
>>492967820It's depressing how they managed to fuck it all up so hard. The people who suggested and worked on the nerfs that caused this shit show genuinely deserve to be fired.
we're getting a patch today, right guys?
>>492968591Yes, i'm writing down the patch now right now :)
>>492968591yesFIXES>jammer towers can no longer be destroyed by stratagems other than a hellbombKNOWN ISSUES>gunships have a chance of being immortal
>>492968497>The people who suggested and worked on the nerfs deserve to be fired.Truly was a master display in retardation>Game has tons of bugs, many reaching back to the launch of the game>Falling behind schedule on content releases>Complain about muh tiny indie dev team to the players>Waste apparently valuable dev time working on nerfs to a "meta" no one gives a shit about, and crash "fixes" that dont actually fix anything>suprisepikachu.exe when players complain, telling the team that fixing the game should be priority.>wehearyou.jpg >release nerfs under the guise of bug fixes
>>492967672No totally. What we are seeing here is a form of the Osborne effect.Why play >now< when there are other games and a big promise of everything being fixed >later<?
>>492956964It's a general cue that you're about to get rekt. Not sure if it always works.
>>492967786we could liberate planets, we just didn't have enough people playing bots as a whole, nevermind in those planets, to actually succeed
But the Gloom isn't anywhere near the Jin Xi sector...
I'll gloom you, you fucking leandiving twink
>>492969412And why can't we attack Trandor? Supply line for the bug but not for us?
Fog is the easiest modifier, are people really afraid of it?
>Live service>Literally no story progression>Endless fetch quests and quotas>Black hole sucks and does nothingEscalation of boredom
>>492969952>gloom appears and is getting bigger>WHOA WHOA WHOA THIS IS CRAZY WTF ARE WE GONNA DO?!?! ok anyway go kill a billion bots or something idk
>>492970156Behold, the typical retarded bugdiver. Won't even kill bots to unlock a stratagem that is only good for them.
>>492967820>>492968591Patch is next week.
>>492969952>Black hole sucks and does nothingI told you fuckers. Some of you are still convinced the Illuminiggies are gonna come out of it. Let it go.
BABE WAKE UP, ITS THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE ANNOUNCEMENT
>>492970474>the announcement of the status of the announcement of the 60 day commitment announcementWe're so back!
>>492970474ITS FUCKING NOTHING!
>>492970474It's announcements and plans all the way down
>>492968959>>492968497The biggest fuck up is that some of those nerfs were not due to overperformance but due to fucking bugs. And instead of fixing the bugs they fucking nerfed the weapons.Or how even after 3 fucking buffs AND fixing the bugs, the flamer was still niech shit with only 1 outlying feature about it (chargers). And instead of fixing the chargers they fucking gut the flamer...Either whoever was responsible for decision making is braindead, or whoever was responsible for the fixes is maliscious and requested to "mask" the bug not being fixed with nerfs.>>492968591>known issues - jammer towers will get a permanent mapwipe effect after destroyed>known issues - detection towers will constantly spawn reinforcements regardless of LoS or being destroyed>known issues - impalers get infinite vision and range, destroying an impaler does not remove its' tentacles
>>492970474I’m so happy I saved this from their discord. This guy predicted this shit perfectly weeks back lol
>>492970936I can only imagine the amount of meetings this dude had to go on to announce this conclusion.
>>492970474>twinbeard announces a new announcement soon>it was an announcement of an announcement of an announcement
hopesisters our response ???
>>492970474inb4 they miss their own deadline
>>492971173>Edmond_Dantes>>492971180They reschedule their announcement announcement
>blogpost about meetings and the direction going forward
A meeting, wrapped in a plan, inside an announcment.
>>492971173Waiting comfily
>>492970474>fr*nch
>used to love coming here and posting my waifu eagle 1>had to move on to new gamesIt's over. We've become /copeg/ tidesissies. The swedes won. Alexus won.
>>492971574Now post her bare asshole
>>492971574>move on to new gamesAwfull choice, you should be going back to old games, they won't dissapoint as much.
Personally im just happy space marine 2 is coming this week and will get so much attention now helldivers 2 is dead and no update is coming. The world war z zombie horde mechanic was great and to see that with zergs is gonna be fun.
>>492971751Well yeah I'm playing mechwarrior 4 right now. But it's new in the sense that I havent' played it before.
>>492966248MO briefing is in the companion app, no mention why those worlds aren't accessible
>>492971762Please take your space marine hope and cope to /copeg/.
>>492928073Sorry, I want to like space marines but I don't have any physique issues.
Don't support weapons seem a bit too strong? Everyone takes them. I'm thinking they need a nerf.
>>492970474Bold of them to compete with the lauch of Space Marine 2 with a blog post, must be quite the announcement
>>492971762>zergsYou don't want to use that term in front of 40kers unless you intend to order a three and a half hour speech about how everything Blizzard ever did is rip off le based GW
>>492916342The game is bugged.There are more bugs on lower diffs.You're lucky 12 impalers didn't come out of that breach.It was probably the first wave.They were sleeping.My feet hurt.Delete this.
>>492972031Running is too strong. Leg nerf soon.
>>492972161Everyone is just ripping off from the Aliens movie.
>>492972031No, Arrowhead is just a bit too lazy to implement genuine difficulty so you'd think certain support weapons are overpowered when in reality it's just developer incompetence at play.
>>492970474It's over...
Whether or not Helldivers has a future is highly debatable, but if I'm certain of one thing it's that 40k ran its course. Verified zombie franchise.
>>492970474Holy shit of announcement
>>492972290All sci-fi is inspired by Dune wich is based on Lawrance of Arabia.To conclude, all sci-fi is inspired by Lawrance of Arabia.
>>492916342Bugs are more dynamic and require a great deal more spatial awareness, movement, crowd control, ammo conservation, and build variety. Bots got solved to completion by two weapons (AC, Spear), they barely even move, can comfortably be barraged by the hundreds, and if you ever get flanked by them you should consider getting a better squad. Other than a bunch of retarded cheapshot gimmicks like ragdolling piss rockets, devastator gatlings quantum phasing through hard cover, and fortress turrets the bot side doesn't pose any threats. And even the rare problem that does appear can reliably be removed with autocannon spam. Most heckdudes ITT completed deathless d10s on bot side. Next to nobody pulled the same thing off versus d10 bugs. tl;dr bots easy
>>492972709Grug stone lines on rockGrug make up shiny-noisy tomorrow dayNo need to thank Grug
>>492936959Clean
>muh bug>muh bottiresome
>>492974425based squidgirl enjoyer
Gatria, huh?Have we been there before?
>>492973279>Bugs are more dynamic and require a great deal more spatial awareneslooooooolno
>>492973279>he says as there are as many rockets as there are scavs flying his way
>>492970474>new blog which details our progress>The announcement is for more announcementsIt's a new announcement about an announcement every two weeks guys!
LIBERTY SAVE ME
>>492972031>D11>you cant bring support weapons>D12>you cant bring any stratagem and only flame thrower appears on the map
>>492970156The gloom will eventually cover the whole map. Then the game ends.
>>492974784Yes, couple months ago I want to say. Bay around when we unlocked Louisiana
>>492976060Would
Calling down a lobby
>>492976117>Then the game ends.Please
>38 on GatriaI guess Joel is trying to push to Gal Haren. Again the planet not in the gloom is harder to defend than the one in it.
>our way of life, galaxy-wide>pathed with the skulls of those who've died>unslakeable tide, of super earth pride>a torrent that can't be satisfied I can't get over how much of a banger the Super Earth anthem is
>>492970474>Darktide is going to get their update before AH even releases a single fucking patchActually grim.
>everything has been within prediction since launch dayPerhaps modern day corpos just aren't it.
>>492978005And it took THOSE Swiggers 2 fucking yearsDo not give them ANY amount of leewayFUCK FATSHIT
>>492970474>not just an announcement >but an announcement of an announcement >where they will finally announce the deadline for the first patch of the sixty day planThey do realize we're nearly halfway through their "sixty day plan", right? Or are swedes affected by some kind of nordic time dilation?
>>492978762The GREAT ANNOUNCEMENT patch will consist of numbers changes to weapons and stratagems. Nothing special, but the old tale about "everything is interlinked in our game" is a fairy tale for managers that know nothing so the devs could do fuck all for all week. As you can see - the known issues list never gets smaller. That's because the only person working there is some poor junior coder that gets tasked to do all the shit (that he then kinda does but still fucks up because low experience). And then list gets longer. I bet "buffs" are already in game, they just want to "fix" as much as they can, but they won't do much before 60 days run out.
>>492979392>That's because the only person working there is some poor junior coder that gets tasked to do all the shit (that he then kinda does but still fucks up because low experience). And then list gets longer.This reminds me of my workplace lmao>All of the senior staff only has one or two things that they like doing>Problem appears>Senior staff either goes "I'm too busy to do it" or "I can't that's not my area" (both are false) >Problem gets hot-potato'd for a month or more>It eventually gets passed over to junior staff, who knocks it out in an afternoon>Bigger problem appears because they either lacked enough knowledge (or details of the problem) and get shit for it>Repeat>Bonus points if it results in junior staff quitting
>>492979392>interlinkedwithin one stem?Cells.
>the 60 day plan? who told you about the 100 day plan!?
I remember reading somewhere that you can tell the seed of the mission by something and that you can prevent some enemies from spawning by inputting basic commands when picking the mission, I never learned what's that something and what are the commands.
>>492980601Get Trickshot JeJ!
>>492980560>60 day plan? That 60 week plan? The "fix the game for real this time" 60 month plan?
I WISH WE COULD MOD IN ACTUAL NEW WEAPONS
>>492977903It's neat until you remember it's supposed to be le ironic and mock those who connect to such anthems on an emotional level
>>492969952True enlightenment is realizing this game is just Darktide 2.0 masquerading as Fortnite.Case in point >>492970474
This is DT level of bad.Have I told you all how much I hate sweden today?
>>492971574How dead does a game have to be for all the autistic ritualposters to move on? Even the flute poster fucked off a while ago.
>>492981817Detroit being the way it is is at least fun in a broken way.HD2 is actively trying to break the fun.
>>492980279shit like this is why I lost all respect for seniority
>>492981956Considering i posted that 3 hours ago and barely 200 posts have been posted here I'd say hdg is on life support. Might stay alive til the next update but if there's no real content it's truly over
>>492981956>>492982521Grim, just lurked here to see how bad things were, waiting for the "Rise and fall of helldiver 2" 2h yap videos on yt.
>>492982001They're so fucking great>busy with 4 different urgent tasks at once>seniority comes on over >"I need you to do this, I can't because I'm way too busy">stress myself out trying to knock out 5 things in one day, with extra getting stacked on as well>hear him and his office buddy giggling like fucking school children the entire day, never actually see them do anything>he leaves for vacation the next day>my vacation was also upcoming in the next week
>>492981956We still have boobies desu poster.
>10 impalers spawn in the distance>30 tentacles all aggroe'd on me>try to get close to kill them because half of them are bugged with infinite range tentacles>launched to the moonBravo swedekeks
>>492983526And the Moana poster.
>you now remember when we were 500k strong and everyone thought vehicles were right around the corner
>>492985237>squids soon>vehicle stealth drop any day now>just need some balance changes to right this ship>npc SEAF squads soonthings were better then
>>492985516>Joel literally gatekeeping SEAF squads for months now>gatekeeping orbital napalm strike after they nerfed fire and after everyone>but AT-mines were forced upon us even after we decided as a whole that we didn't want them :)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Kc0RSe5YgQ2cgd7oTSqcHY_FtFjlYK7Lv93bFvujtbg/edit?gid=0#gid=0Put this in the OP next thread
Are mods from the trooncord really the only ones allowed to play test?
>>492986234So far, yes.
>>492970474lmao
>>492986234It's over.
>>492986267>>492986380Was a screencap posted here. Am I going blind?
>>492986445You are refusing to keep up with trooncord and plebbit, therefore you shall remain ignorant.
>>492986234Piledshit said as much on Discord too, I believe. What, were you expecting them to give playtest access to people who might criticize them?
>>492986234Honestly, probably better that way than HDG elite testers who can clear D10 with one player running all sentries, another with all orbital barrages, and two with somewhat serious setups.
>>492986873Oh yeah, it's much better that the game will be called fine as it is and only needs rainbowflags to be perfect.
>>492970936Darktide all over again, at least this game launched in a more stable state than Deadtide though.
>>492986267>>492986380I have no doubt it's because they so poorly understand their game they can't handle or filter any >Nerf this>Buff thisCriticism, if they had any insight into their own game they would be able to tell legit issues from non issuesAlso if they wanted to commit to the 60 day plan they should apply hotfixes every weekHow the fuck are they going to let out one big patch and expect the game to be relatively big free with minimal mass testing
>>492986843Uhm yeah? I mean even Fallout76 has a public test server and that game got shit on for years
>>492972161its not news though, obviously blizzard ripped off 40k for SC, thats why they signed a dual-revenue agreement, its no biggie.
>>492987243Every patch furthers breaks the game.They've aknowledged that the less they patch the game, the better it is.The engine simply isn't made to keep updating.They knew this was going to be a massive issue, and yet they went for it anyway.They probably didn't expect Helldivers 2 to do so well that anyone would actually care.
>>492987125If they can keep their inner sycophants in check and help balance the game for above average but not top tier play, then it's better.But ofc if all they do is brown nose their idols, then it's useless.
>>492928997>>492955639>one gun (another gun variant)>one extra armour set>an existing armour perk as a boosterI hope to god you faggots are taking the piss, that would actually sink Arrowhead even lower.But on the other hand......... the community chimpout would be fucking hilarious.
>>492983116I resisted them all my wagie life. And while I took a shitload of bruises for it, I have no regrets. Eventually they'll have to suffer the generation they've raised. Might as well start with me.
>>492987383>make a live service game that is core designed around frequent patching, on an engine that actively resists or is harder to patch the more you do itSverige is trully a twisted wonderland on this earth.
>>492928997Where was it leaked ?
>>492987382Blizzard is many things, but it's not even one tenth as guilty of plagiarism as GW
>>492987382>Ripped off 40kWasn't it a classic "gw pulled out and we have to retool our assets"?>>492987383That's a stupid excuse and you know itThey unironically should roll back the game and keep it a fun, stable arcade>Says the devs that are perfectly fine "hotfixing" a new weapon 1 week into its launchEven darktide prompts you to verify files on crashAnd who the fuck ships a broken, rushed product for 40>Terrible Skinner system>Barebones customization and stattage>Mod system out the door even though the numbers, paint schemes, and attachments are there for bullpup #3 or whatever new double magazine shotgun reskin we get>Scopes misaligned for the longest time?>Don't worry we're realistic though, with bullets that travel from the point of origin (see, terrible melee performance as a scrub will miss at melee range due to parallax" and there's bullet drop and inertia and stuffThey added too much garbage and now we're left with less options than before, and for me only the big buff wave really added the most frequent crashes
>>492970474It is unironically and unequivocally over>announcement of a blog post (Thursday)dude
Is anyone else a little concerned that to appease fans pilestedt will just over-buff everything and nerf all the enemies into oblivion? I don't mean making things less spongey but there's a lot less max bile titans on d10 compared to old d9
>>492986873>implying all sentries isn't a serious setupIts the thinking-man's kit, stay mad
>>492989110Arrowhead should feel obliged to keep developing the game, and more intensively than they've ever done tooYou're implying it would be better if they pursued their old plan of gutting player power every single time they release a morsel of contentThey should work harder, and if they can't, they should induce EoS. No more of this convenient (for them) in-between shit. end of story
>>492989110Thats just par for the courseRemember OG charger frequency?>We didnt have any good AP options>Couple that with 100% cooldowns>Couple that with 100% call down times>Couple that with -1 stratagems when they removed X, added Y, or buffed/nerfed Z they never looked at the systems a weapon like the railgun could counterUsage statistics is clearly the only thing that was looked at>Everyone using the backpack shieldNerf>Everyone using the railgunNerf>No one using the flamethrowerBuff+ buff but no addressing fire doing no damage, demonstrating that they only look at usage statistics
>>492989110It's alright they can add and spawn more enemies for us to destroy later.
>>492989110>pilestedt will just over-buff everything and nerf all the enemies into oblivion?This is ok. The best direction to take the game is make players very strong while increasing how many enemies there are for us to fight.
>>492989918That's far and away from the best directionFix all the unfun bugs, the gamebreaking bugs, and functionalize those retardedly pointless paint schemes>>492989918
>>492990123Bug fixing won't save the game and is a waste of time at the moment. You really think people will come back to HD2 because they heard Bile Titans always take damage to the head again and you can talk to the Service Technician?
>>492989110How is this even a concern at this point? The game is hemorrhaging players so fast, by Sep 9th there will barely be 10k players. Throw everyone a bone & tweak spawn numbers, holy shit how is this so complicated.
>>492990123anon no offense but you fundamentally misunderstand the identity of this gamethis is a casual horde shooter where you dakka side by side with random pakis, it's not challenging and not meant to be challenging either, mission success rate is in excess of 90% across all difficulties and that's perfectly alrightif you think this game is hard, your standard for difficulty must be some normieslop such as soulslikesfun should be AH's priority here, challenge comes second at best
>>492989110NOOO DON'T MAKE MORE WEAPONS VIABLE
>>492990464Most the reason we feel weak is not because we are weak or that the enemy is too strongIf shit doesn't work and I can't reach fucking extract because my God damn game has a 100% crash rate (it does), why the fuck would I play the game knowing no matter what I do the game is going to crash before I can win?Being op is boringBeing weak is lameThe game being unplayable is a fucking joke
>>492990875What part of my post asked for buffsI can't reach extract because the game crashesAnd when I do, the cherry on top is THEY NEVER FIXED being able to walk up the pelican ramp moving head on, you always have to enter from the side, what the fuck is that
>>492990990>Most the reason we feel weak is not because we are weak or that the enemy is too strong
>>492990875man that really is your favorite gif in the world, you post it almost every thread
>>492991231apologies, but there's at least one anon ITT that thinks HD2 needs to morph into this tenth of the top percentile hardcore title in order to survive, and that's an asinine notion
>>492991231Have you tried turning the difficulty down?
>>492991476That's a nice gif though.
>>492991235The game is still beatable mechanicallyIt is however, not beatable because>for my one mission of the week I'm guaranteed to crashWhich introduces the ultimate problem of "no matter what I do I'm not going to win anyways"Literally the only way to play the game right now is to beat the main objs as quick as possibleBecause the longer a mission goes on the more likely you are to crash, with a 100% certainty if going for sides/resourcesThey need to fundamentally change the game mechanics to make it fun>Enemies should flinch or be surpressed upon taking fireBut they don't>Stuff that doesn't work should workBut it doesn't>Stuff like capes and helmets should do stuffBut they don't>Electric and fire resist are a jokeSo add more or retool functionalityThe game is broken on a fundamental level, and that's why it's unfun, because before you even worry about buffs and nerfs you should make sure the fucking game is playableThe buff wave was the absolute worst patch for me because my game would not stop crashingBuffs and nerfs just don't matter because the game is brokenMorons like you could at least bother to not parrot stupid ass talking points from stupid ass people
>>492991480it's hilarious how many gitgud fags this game has attracted despite being incredibly easy
>>492986117>put this ip sniffer in the opdilate
>Never trust Swedish devs>Never trust French-Canadian devswhat else
>>492992219>tell me you are tech illiterate without telling me you are tech illiterate
>>492992280Set all swedes on fireI don't care if they're in a house, in a car, or a fire retardant dressSet them on fire so they can come back and tell me" I took no damage because I had an arbitrary armor +5 rating
>>492992436>please please PLEASE click my ip sniffer ugh you must be TECH ILLITERATE come on click it already
>>492992280Never trust the posts above and under mine.
this is how you kill a thread
>>492992596If someone wants your IP, it's free domain for people that actually care about it.
>>492986117Fix the shitload of broken stuff in it first, so that anyone clicking on it actually knows what it's for.
>>492993368>>492993368>>492993368Whatever niggers, I won't put the constantly updated weapons list in the OPNew bread.
>>492991856i havent had a crash in ages, the only crash bug i get is post-mission when you get stuck on the black loading screen forever until you turn off the game, but you keep all the goodies you earned from the match regardless so its not awful.AMD user here, 5900x + 7900xtx. 32gigsddr4 ram + win10.
>>492991856>99.99% of the community asking for weapon/stratagem buffs and fairer enemies>"ackshully i crash a lot so maybe hold off on all those buffs"Verify your files or get a better pc holy shit.
>>492993430not clicking your ip sniffing thread link
Solo'd D10 bugs because no one can join my loby. Implier spam prevented my extract at the last second. I want a refund.
>>492991720Weedheads baka my head.
>>492970474>A SECOND announcement for an announcementIt's SO fucking over
>>492970474They aren't going to be ready by the 60 day. They are going to release a panic pacifier that will be an incomplete buggy mess with more known issues than my ex gf. Anything they buff will be nullified by other "unintended changes". It will be a massive disappointment and the final nail in the coffin for the game.
