Bow or Break EditionPC trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuCfkgaaa08PS5 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW4Fdh6zFM>News:Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11524>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of very low or very high rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>492843063
nice, a froggy thread
Sneed bringer, be at home
sex?
Astarion smelling me
>>492889282Act 3 is unironically the best of the lotThere’s only two quests worth skipping (artist and clown) and the rest are all monster-hunting bangers that give 10/10 lootThe only reason you don’t like act 3 is because it’s at the end of a 70 hour playthrough and you’re burned out. If the forest was last, you’d see people bitching about Ethel and the Zhent
Why is der Nürgler so angy today?
still hating frogfags despite everything
>>492891615gee whiner how come you got the best hammer of the game in act 1?isn't that a little cheaty?
In this house, larian writers are heroes.
Im starting a dark urge playthrough- I want a bardadin (preferably my dark urge)- I want a ranger assassin thief archer type build, will probably go archer rogue- I want a tempest storm guy to carry me on big fightsI also want Lae'zel (fighter or 2hander build)What comp do I run bros
>>492891848>anon is about to discover that weapons have like four models
Why is every monk build a tavern brawler build? So sick of this meme feat.
>>492891848>that shit>best hammer in the gamelmao come on now, also its the foebraker dumbass
>best hammer of the game
i love being plucky and mundane
4 years of loving astarion
>>492892025Because its broken and adds 2 fucking stats to your rolls outside of Dex if you go for Wisdom with Mirror of Loss? Because its NUTS
>>492891653he's so silly I need him right now
>>492891913now this is some catty content I can get behind>>492892026>still a powerful hammer you only get in Act 3you're not very perceptive, aren't you?
hello my name is the dark urgeyes that's my real name why do you ask?
>>492892025They don't want you to know about GWM monk
Pookie... nothing could ever make me hate you
>>492892312Hi Dark Urgemy name is Mild Itching, nice to meet you
One with the Gale Dekarios
>>492891970make astarion the ranger/rogue and gale the tempest cleric/storm sorc
>>492892507>no more short hairthank god
>>492892350Leave his balls alone I need them
>>492892194>+2 and ignores bludgeoning resistanceWho the fuck even uses that shit? Loot in this game is too end loaded, deal with it.
>>492892350those balls need to get me pregnant still
>>492891970Dark Urge: 5 Swords Bard/7 Wildheart (Tiger Heart + Tiger Aspect). Spam AoE damaging abilitiesArcherstarion: Assassin Rogue 11/Fighter 1. Invisibility buff from Durge let’s him get guaranteed surprise rounds when you can’t just sneak up on someone. Get the Bhaalist armor, stick it on him, and run up close.Tempest Storm Gale: Tempest 2/Storm Sorc 10, use create water and then just kill everything. This multiclass sucks dickFightzel: Eldritch Knight 12. Defensive spells and the wizard utility you lack with this comp (Longstrider, enhance leap, etc)
>you're not very perceptive, aren't you?peak ESL moments going on
I am fury!I am DEATH!!!
>>492892556Good ideaWhat about Lae'zelDo I just keep her as Fighter or what do u thinkI like her and shes my wife but im bored of fighter vanilla
>>492892687>>492892591chill
>>492892587New act new me
>>492892025Real Chads go Spore Druid and then multiclass into monk.OP meme builds are sovless and cringe.>>492892556Sorcerer DurgeProbably Gloomstalker Astarion if you're into that?And Barbadin Lae'zel (respec post Vlaakith betrayal)>>492892625>Who the fuck even uses that shit?Literally (You) right now?!?!
>>492892747>>492892507Seriously though, how fat are you?
>>492892701Thanks anonie I will run this actually
>>492892723i'm running barb lae'zel right now and it's been fun
>>492892845Call me Elminster for what I'm about to tell you
I ship Asta x Rion
>>492844393what hair is this? is it modded? Eyrie Peak doesnt have that Kakyoin hair strand on the same side in my game.
Newest update just released: https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11524>you can now hug shadowheart as long as you're not a dragonborn or a short race>more dismissal lines that are altered by how low/high your approval with her is>bug fixes here and there
>>492892986I do not get it.
I weigh 63 kg
>>492892917Hearing her scream in rage makes my d4 Peepee become a 2d10+4 Penor (with advantage on STR checks)>>492893039whot he frog is Asta?
>>492892845Of course it was you. That's hilarious.
>>492892507>from long to short to long hairWait a minute, this doesn't make sense.
>>492893039you
>>492893256it GREW!
>>492893139Need a baldurs gate motherfuckin expert on this statim in char creator w 3 ppl waiting on me
is the slayer form actually good or am I just bad at the game?
>>492893173It did not just release, you’ve posted this exact link in the last three threads
>>492893384it's just there for you to regain hp for free
>>492893384That boss sucked for me but I limped through im pretty bad tho on tact
>>492893396You sound upset
>>492893384It’s not BAD, but it’s definitely not good. It’s supposed to keep your mental stats, but it drops them to 10s and 8s. And your DCs scale off that. So your DCs are all like 10-12.It’s still a free 90-120 hp and it can do really solid damage if it has setupPlus it’s fun
>>492893173>bug fixes here and thereyeah like the mod with beards for dwarves also improved overall aesthetics... removing black charactersreport this racist shit
>it's another "cheating worthless pig fuck is really shit at the game and accuses others of cheating" episodeGetting kind of tired of these reruns.
When my time comes aroundLay me gently in the cold dark earthNo grave can hold my body downI'll crawl home to her
>>492893556I think that might be because of your autism and inability to read human emotion, anon
>>492893384Multiattack setups never work so you just spam the jump attack and focus down whoever falls prone. Its not terrible but definetly not an upgrade from your humanoid form, with resistances it would be great, but lets dont get too crazy right
LOL imagine if a cute cleric girl were frightened by the hag and peed the inside of her armorJust imagine how scared and embarrassed she would look LMAOWouldn’t that be so hilarious when she tries not to cry with the rest of the party shifting around awkwardly and pretending not to notice hahahahahaWhat if the hag did notice and told her to come back when she stopped crying and changed her underwear LOLAnd then you can’t speak to the hag again until after a long rest hahahaha Larian should definitely add this it would be really hilarious
>>492893630>>492893723How 'bout I take my muthafuckin' god damn covenant, chase you down in the middle of the muthafuckin' snow-you're running. You see a bunch of us in black cloaks running towards, you see me in a gold cloak. Big, tall, muscular... evil ass motherfucker, running at you. First I start off like this, 'cause I don't need my full speed to catch you. Then I see you start to speed up. Then I start speedin'. Then I just go-(hand gestures), and I just sic my whole covenant, and they're just chasing you. Runnin' at you like wolves in black... in black capes. They tackle you. Run, this is you right? I'm me, this is you. Tackle you-(jumps onto bed)(grunt). Grab you. I call over Rocks, signal. Rocks comes from behind you. I have all my covenant cloaks, rippin' off your clothes, you're ass naked in the snow, stuck... like this. You're stuck, and I hold you, and you're like(exaggerated crying). And I'm like, "Rocks!" I make the snap, Rocks, rips off his clothing, flops out his BBC Jr. On the fuckin' right ass cheek, on the left. While all my covenant cloaks hold you down, and he just forcefully FUCKS you, and chokes you. (Humping gesture). MMH. MMH. And you're like (exaggerated crying). And he just HUMPS you. BUSTING you. And just humiliating you, and I command my whole cloaks, to stand around you... and ejaculate and bust nuts all over your frozen body... while we force you to lay there and freeze in the snow, bitch ass nigga! Suck my dick
>>492893281
The intellectual SILENCE that arises during these (European) hours is DEAFENING. Wow.
Halsin...>>492893248:)
>>492893778you can just drop a wolf next to shart for a similar experience
Why is der Wiener giving tips and tricks about the game like a famous youtuber despite cheating to get the best hammer of the game at act 1?
It is enraged that people talk about the game
Sassyheart
Why is the worthless pig fuck such a hypocritical shitposter after having spammed its cheating in the previous thread?
how to get the best ending:-selunite shadowheart->let her kill her parents-don't let astarion ascend, save the spawns-let lae'zel lead her people against Vlaakith-break Mizora pact, free Wyll's father but don't let him become duke-let Karlach go back to Avernus with Wyll-free Orpheus-let him become a mindflayer-kill emperor-at the end, grant Orpheus an honorable death
>>492893820
>>492893256I like the idea of changing hair to show the progression of time even if not that long has actually passed in-gameThere weren't any medium length hairs I liked with this look though so long it is
>>492894330All correct until the last four bullet points>free orpheus>become a mindflayer yourself>kill emperor>kill yourself at the endFair trade
>>492894249
>>492894580hmmm nyo, sacrificing your happiness for a random space orc is peak cuckoldry
RPGs are not puzzles to be solved where you follow a series of actions to unlock the best ending. You don't understand what roleplaying is. It's about going on stage and playing an actor.
>>492894386this fanart would be better with baelen in the background
>>492894330I did all these
>>492894753cutie
>>492894782>Spicy sausage NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>492894684In what world is that sacrificing your happinessLiterally everybody wins
>>492894524https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/8843Your next character should start with this mod, then you change to the vanilla body in Act 3 to show the progression of time
I just can't do it, this fight is so incredibly complex and has so many moving parts that immediately fuck you up if even a single thing goes wrong. My IQ is too low for this, by far the hardest boss I've ever tried to fight in a video game.
Can someone please answer? Is this a modded hair? Driving me nuts :?() >>492893139
>>492894684Without Orpheus, the rebellion is doomed to fail. They have no protection from the Illithids. They have no proof of Vlaakith’s deception. They have nothing.Orpheus must live
>>492894524https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/5285Your next character should start with this mod, then you change to the vanilla body in Act 3 to show the progression of time
>>492895125*squeeze**pop*
>>492895000Obsessed
>>492895260>>492895000SIT ON MY FACE NOW
>>492895508that's strange, minthara
>>492892845What is it about beauty that scares you so much?
>>492895335Left to right>Astarion sister>Gortsow>Galesis>Yyrul poster>schizo
>>492894330>-selunite shadowheart->let her kill her parentsI feel like this is only acceptable if you romance her.I sure love disney princess Shart but if you don't romance and her parents are dead, she's all alone.
>>492895719Meds cannot help you
>>492895719>mostly womenI'm sensing a pattern.
Ketheric armor still blocks these imps from casting eldritch blast, makes the fight free as well.
>>492895250and that's bad because...?both Vlaakith and Orpheus want to conquer everyone so as an outsider it doesn't really matter if you are fighting against one tyrant or another
>>492895719I invite all of them to sit on my face.
Is free blade ward OP too?
>>492895850I mean... when you create a game where men look like this
>>492893820So hot
>>492895786the alternative is living with chronic pain for the rest of her life because of her parents and she would grow to hate them for itliving with chronic pain really sucks ass and makes you miserablet. been living with chronic lower back pain for 2 years now and it's abysmal
>>492896138gluck gluck gluck
>>492896049Careful, they might not be able to stand up in time >>492896272Get some aspirin
>>492896313what is inside?
>>492896361Shworms
>>492896005It's bad for Lae'zel. You claim this is the "best" ending then conveniently throw a companion under the bus.
>>492893189I'm going to compliment your cheese selectionand then tell you to explode yourself
post scratchstarion
HEY
>>492893939this is peak american hourse fella.Matter of fact, I'm going to bed
>>492896005The rebellion's goal is first and foremost to depose Vlaakith.Beyond that, they want to re-unite with the Githzerai, no clue if those are up for conquering everyone else.
>>492896361The secret dwarf companion >>492896005Orpheus is like the chillest dude ever, idk why froggers are so obsessed with calling him a tyrant. Vlaakith also doesnt really give a fuck about what happens outside the astral plane, she just wants muh godhood (even though she should be God already because she has hordes of worshippers but nevermind that)
>giving a late night butt massage to Shadowheart>hear a rustling outside and Gale mumbling about plants loud enough to make sure we hear>look up, he's directly looking at us through a window>Shadowheart mouths "what the fuck" to me>confront him about it later so things aren't weird. >he smirks and squeezes my shoulder a few times, says he "forgives me">later he's organizing ingredients while I look through our supplies>"... that's an often misunderstood aspect of hyena ears, here take a look at this specimen">turn to see his ballsack sticking out of his robe, pressing it flat to look like a "hyena ear">he just stares at me smiling like he's won something>"Yep, good one Gale, got me again"Why am I travelling with this literal sex offender
Remember when the swine said it was going to bed but stayed up a couple more hours to shit up the thread some more?
>>492879189>art tradeAnon I am here and yes I will go through with it. All you want is your dilf drow in a simple shirt? I can do something more elaborate but if thats want you want I gotchu>>492815530>what can I draw for you in returnAnything with my husband Gortash. As whorish as you are willing to draw him. But if you don't wanna go that route then instead I request him looking as ugly as possible in the dumbest universe accurate outfit you can imagine. Clown makeup/outfit would be an excellent example.
>>492896838why are wizards like this?
Astarionsisters returned. The thread is saved.
>>492897051autism
Look anon, its your mother>>492896872It is deceptive like that
>>492896837yjk
In a thousand years when I have all but forgotten how to love RPGs yet again, BG3 will flit back into my heart, and I'll weep wondering what happened to my dropped love.
>>492896838my cousin got me with the "hyena ear" it's spreading you motherfucker
>>492896272Epilogue notes that her episodes are getting less frequent.Gotta keep in mind that the trade off is that she once again will not live her own dream but that what someone else wanted for her and that she also never learns about her childhood before Shar.It's also a big thing when that pain is attached to something that has meaning to you and you damn well know who / what is causing the pain.
>>492897112
don't piss me off
>>492896272To think that we pondered the worth of a mortal life for a year. The answer was right there. For Shadowheart, it's her parents' lives in exchange for a pain-free life. Pretty good deal, if you ask me.
She screamed like a wretched whore as she got charred by Holy Fire.
>>492897356I have terrible just absolutely HORRENDOUS taste, but even I will never understand Cazadorsisters
>>492897517>I have terrible just absolutely HORRENDOUS tasteprove it Timmy
>>492897464bet she died thinking of halsin
>playing 4 player coop with friend who just got the game>honor mode because we are pros>new player pushes a druid and starts a race war, getting like half of the important npcs killed and making us lose put on top tier magic items>pro player who has beaten honor mode forgets to stop being a bear, triggers the gobbos by the windmill, almost wiping the party>I nat 1 the wisdom dominate roll on the gobbo gate guards, barely stop them from sounding the drums>fourth player steals a spear right in front of a pack of gobbos and burns all our inspiration to avoid getting us killed>almost wipe to minthara I don’t think we are making it out of act 1 lol
>>492896005It’s bad because you’ve just sent Lae’zel to her deathOrpheus explicitly does not want to conquer everyone. He’s reached out to the Githzerai, who left because the Yanki wanted to conquer everyone and were only willing to come to the table if the Yanki relaxed.
>>492897517i don't have to understand them to respect them
>>492897603In her final moments? No doubt.
Good RPGs are when you can customize your own character to look cute and then mod your companions to look cuter so the screenshots are very cuteNo one ever remembers good RPGs for other frivolous concepts, the aesthetics are the defining feature
i drew wyll
>>492897738Bingo Finally someone in this shithole gets it.
>Look anon, its your mother
>>492897112Spawnsisters are chill but Ascendantsisters are vicious and mean, so it really depends on which kind returned.
>>492897423lol
>>492897738People might not want to accept it but it’s the truth. Having/improving a character creator is downright mandatory to make a satisfying rpg for me.
>>492897432>>492897687>>492897946what are these pictures trying to convey?
>>492898118I believe the artist is shitting directly onto the bathroom wall, he wishes to show contempt for the bathroom itself
>>492897356Cazzy<3
>>492897946She is cute
What happened to that anon playing EA, did they get bored.
Enough weird obsessions about other posters, enough politics, enough negativity. This thread, you should post what you love most about bg3, the reason you first sat down to play it.For me, I've always been a huge fan of crpg especially turn based, and I tend to buy most that come out so I was pretty on board from the get-go, and I'm also a huge fan of Larian's previous games, so I was a pretty easy sell. But then when I finally got my hands on the game, I was even more blown away. The graphics, voice acting, cutscenes, backgrounds, the OST, so many beautiful things to look at and listen to. The icing on the cake is even a wonderful waifu I fell in love with. The game has almost everything I want in an rpg. We can always say more of X or Y would be nice, for me it's more classes/subclasses and a bit more of the city with a couple more loose ends finished like the hag questline and Karlach's questline, but a few nitpicks aside I was pretty much in love with this game from the day I got it.We're all lucky people to be here. >>492894241She's describing what I feel when I see her.
>>492897909what happens when you like both
>>492898459I sat down to play it because I wanted to mentally detach from how bad my job had gotten, it provided some really good hours for me last year
>>492898425Some retard bullied him >>492898389meant for >>492898118
the fuck did i do
>>492898617Wtf Lia?! Rude!
>>492897565I've got a crush on (You) so there's that
lariansissies our response?????????
>>492898425What anon? There were two.
>>492898389SHADOWS SH SHADOW CUTIE THATS SHADOWCUTIE
>>492898459This is a beautiful post, and I'm glad you're still taking the time to bless us with your thoughts: I have a question about it though, and it's this: who tf asked?
>>492898860ME had 3 games: only one of them was fantastic.Then, they butchered everything the previous games stood for, with a consensed RGB shitshow of an ending.At least BG3 didn't hang me by the balls for years for a shitty finalealso, for your consideration:he's a Tali poster so he's mentally ill to begin with
>>492898860>implying bg3 fans made it out of act 1
>>492899263Real
sure is a big ring...
>>492899784Halsin was here....
>>492892025Because it is extremely strong, mainly because of the chance to hit bonus compared to just damage. You can make a great monk without it, though. The game vomits tons of monk equipment on you, constantly. Ascended Astrarion as a Shadow Monk is great RP and does huge damage.
>>492899784Halsins cockring
>>492899962Your favorite
>>492899532Literally just walk through the map
>>492899962quit hiding my cutie Jennie
>>492898425I can post it.
>>4928997844u
>>492899863>Ascended Astrarion as a Shadow Monk is great RP >when the whole point of Ascending is to walk in the sun again>>492900105She is shy
>>492891970>- I want a ranger assassin thief archer type build, will probably go archer rogue2 Fighter/3 Gloomstalker/7 AssassinAll about turn 1 damage. Could also swap Gloomstalker for Swords Bard.Levels between Gloomstalker/Swords Bard and Assassin are mutable, you can lean more towards one or the other. But 7 Assassin gets you Evasion, which is great for the build.
>>492899962I appreciate you for the trans representation with your Tav. Even with a mannish face like that, She stands strong in Her identity. Inspiring.
>>492900139
>>492900303>3 classes
Current schizoid status?
>>492900387so prehistoric
>>492900461Getting stretched by halsin
>>492900461Critical capacity, as always
>>492900387Damn this game was ugly>>492900326>mannish face
>>492900387
>>492900396The game makes multiclassing easy, you'd be a fool not to take advantage. >>492900303Really it comes down to Evasion vs Extra Attack. Bard and Ranger both get an extra attack at lvl 7/5 respectively.
>>492900245Yes, more solo shots of jennie and not your tav!
>>492898459>This thread, you should post what you love most about bg3I like the inclusion of the githyanki and mind flayers and their conflict. I like the portrayal of the (quasi-)deities, from Shar to Selûne to Vlaakith to Myrkul.I like that it's turn-based. I like the freedom that exists in combat and outside of it.I like Lae'zel, Shadowheart, Karlach, Minthara, Jaheira. I like Kagha and Aylin and Orin.I like the tieflings, from Alfira to Bex to Mol and the other kids.I like that I have a few hundred hours played, and yet I could pick a different class, romance, origin and the game would feel fresh again.
>>492900685>min maxing a game this easy
>>492900461My name is Anonymous. I'm 33 years old. My home is a general on /vg/, where all the generals are, and I am not married. I work as an unpaid contributor to the BG3 wiki. I get home every day by 8 p.m. at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 p.m., and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with /bgg/, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to schizopost, I wouldn't lose to anyone.
>>492900659Love Asty's portrait
What are all the thread personalities' opinions of each other?
>>492901028This except I also suck cock daily
>>492901172Just watch them
>>492900562is her sword neck tattoo a foreshadowing of me gutting her open like a pig and slitting her throat?very mindful of you
>>492901172Everyone wants you to shut up about tHrEaD PeRsOnAlItIeS. Let us enjoy swine-free hours.
>>492901172They're secretly all in a polycule
why is Lae'zel so sexy when she's covered in blood of her foes?
>>492900765mhmm, who else uses subtitles with contrasting black background..mhmmm>>492901372>m-muh swine! muh slop!
What do my eyes peeve? The whiner is jealous? Again?!
You're jealous and got offended that someone else posts screenshots with black bars like you do in /tesg/.No one else is so catty and autistically persevering.
>>492900752ok>>492901365You wont do shit
>>492901172There's only one really. There's only ever been one.
>>492901567>who else uses subtitles with contrasting black backgroundNoah?
>>492901685>autistically perseveringSounds like something I said, yes.
>>492900685The game is not even remotely hard enough to necessitate minmaxing
If you had the SLIGHTEST capacity for the SELF-awareness of YOURSELF, you would have understood LONG AGO that your attempts to throw MUD at me and TARNISH my REPUTATION have not only FAILED, but, lo and behold, have instead created a NEW "thread personality" for YOURSELF. Pathetic.
I want to SNIFF between Shadowheart's sweaty TOES
>>492901690Thank you for finally posting beauty
>>492901820Who knows? :^)But now, the game is a foot
>>492901172I don't hate any group in particular
The worthless pig fuck announces it's going to sleep. Another lie, of course. A cheater, a liar, a moron and a hypocrite.
I think it was removed.
modeling the Dream Visitor like the whiner's Tavs and stabbing them repeatedly when Vlaakith asks me to>>492902368is this pig in the room with us? is "it" with us right now?
gonna stake me some vampire gayboy
I see what you do while I'm sleeping. It's despicable the way you constantly move goalposts to justify a presence in these threads that stopped being relevant months ago.
>>492902368Oh, hey hi I'm sleeping, this is my dream Astral projectionwhat do you want? can I go back to bed now? I gotta wake up early tomorrow, slop it ain't gonna post itself y'know
>>492902687have you tried killing yourself
gonna stroke me some vampire gayboy
>>492902849>justify a presence in these threads that stopped being relevant months ago.he's right btw
Thanks, for defending me, anon, but there was no need.If nothing else, I'm sorry: that we got to the point, of making this kind of post: because of a person, who has been showing his whiny, nobody, fatherless behavior, in front of everyone, for months now.
>>492902849>>492903073I do not understand this new schizobabble
>>492903461NOOOO
>>492903461astarion nooooo
>>492903461its over
>>492903461Do it you pussy you won’t do it they hate you all of them especially Tav kill yourself eat the garlic Tav hates you do it do it Tav sleeps with a stake at night in case you try again do it do IT DO IT YOU PUSSY FUCKING EAT IT
does minthara show up anywhere later if you let her get brainwashed
>>492903902cazzy thats not nice
>"BEHOLD! I AM SLAYER!">"that's cute durge"why are they so calm about this?
>>492903947YesShe’s not recruitable
>>492903902fuck off cazador won't let you hurt pookie any more
is the patch out?
>>492904239>>492903972As expected
>>492904238i know she's not recruitable. does she show up during the assault on moonrise or something? i'm wondering if i should just kill her now
>>492894241wow she's describing Lae'zel to a tee
>>492903902
>>492905012>heals himGod I hate Larian so much
>>492901456not cute
>>492905012BABY NOOOOO
>>492905012
>>492903461Sexy portrait
>>492905012Has he revealed his vampire nature yet? If not, can you throw him into running water?
>>492905012Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
>>492905452He isnt a vampire
everyone knows astarion made up his backstory for pity points
>>492905709Interesting, very interesting indeed.What is François's position on this?
>>492905012Killing yourself, Astarion? I thought you were strong, I thought you had broken free. But you knew the the truth and now so do I.You are weak.You turned against us, your FOUND FAMILY. You have disappointed each and every one of your brothers and sisters.You are a weak, sniveling little boy incapable of surviving on your own.When I think of all the time I spent on you…It makes me sick to think you’d try to hurt me like this.
holy shit
>>492903250Your discord has misattributed the comma gimmick. You've misattributed most of the carefully placed identifiers, actually.
>>492903250shatner?
>>492905452He's not a companion here. If I click somewhere, he doesn't want to cross the water and tries to find a bridge.
>>492906000love to see it
>>492905898>>492905709
>>492905962cazador with a beard is pretty sexy im nglnever forget what larian took from us
Shitposting using perversions of my thoughts demonstrates two things:1. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.2. You deserve to suffer.
>>492906639HES GONNA NUT
High Elf Love
>>492891791BasedMy favorite is act 2 but you are also correct
>>492906349He actually looks intimidating with it. They should have said his vampire powers let him grow facial hair
>>492908473Halfling rapist
>>492908473I'm not gonna lie, if I were a white human male in Fayrun, I would absolutely try to marry a cute halfling woman.
>>492908473cute
I heard we were posting cute halfling tavs
>>492909112This does not make my dick go doki doki
Oak Father preserve us all.
getting our halloween costumes ready
>>492908761cute
>>492909581dollies
>>492905089You're angry they cut bad content
>>492909581>lae'zel in a dressok now we need more of that
oh lawd hes going to impregnate me
>>492910130>treat the vampire like a vampire>bad contentHoly heckarino, Astarion is perfect… he’s just like me… why do people not like vampires again???? Sure he tried biting me and kills me if I don’t stop him but that’s just because he had a bad dream and woke up with a schizo theory???
>>492909112There's only one GOOD ending to this game
Why do astarion fans like seeing astarion get raped so much?
>>492910290He's infertile.
>>492910642I don’t. I want him happy
>>492910642feel like thats a very small minority
>>492910642Same reason Shart fans like seeing her in Halsin's meaty arms.
>>492911172
>>492892025Because it's literally the strongest fucking build in the game? Dump strenght, shrug elixirs of strenght every day, max wis, max dex and you'll be dealing 150 dmg per flurries
>>492910924ok then explain where dhampirs come from
>>492892917CringeLae'zel is all about discipline, she would never be a filthy clumsy barb
>shrug elixirs
>is terrified of karlach>"wyll please help me!">"ok">stumbles into a trap>"wyll please help me!">"ok">realizes wyll is going to get out of his pact soon>"ummm wyll chose between your father or life with me">even if you chose to be free of her she insists on staying around Wyllunironically what is Mizora's problem? Wyll did everything, even saved the bitch, and she still wouldn't let him gowas the sex that good?
>>492911649Nothing to explain as it's not part of the dnd lore.
It feels so wrong to use Misc without respecing him. What were they thinking with 12 strength?
>>492912143>Misc
>>492912295I have made a typo. My life is forfeit
>>492912412Please assume the position
Need that with Astarion
>>492912112I say its canon and my canon is the only canon that matters
>>492912535Don’t worry about it boss! I got the anal prolapser right here, we’ll teach him a lesson.
>>492911649Astarion and Tav’s dhampirs….
giving volo a matching empty eye socket and putting my pingus in it
>>492912869
>>492911649Poised between the worlds of the living and the dead, dhampirs retain their grip on life yet are endlessly tested by vicious hungers. Their ties to the undead grant dhampirs a taste of a vampire’s deathless prowess in the form of increased speed, darkvision, and a life-draining bite.With unique insights into the nature of the undead, many dhampirs become adventurers and monster hunters. Their reasons are often deeply personal. Some seek danger, imagining monsters as personifications of their own hungers. Others pursue revenge against whatever turned them into a dhampir. And still others embrace the solitude of the hunt, striving to distance themselves from those who’d tempt their hunger.
>>492912613Whatever.
>>492912869Who made this
Today, I'm going to complain about the default stat spread of a companion in a game where respeccing is free and spammable.
>>492912112oh no it wasn't added to the newest dnd 5.5 one dnd edition! not canon until you buy 10 books with new lore crumbs
>>492909726exactly so
Does Wyll's father automatically die if you refuse the contract in act 3? I know he's dead if you try to rush the foundry before getting the contract scene.
I want to remove a 5,000 year old butt plug from Vlaakith's lich hole and force Lae'zel to suck on it while she's under the effects of Shadowheart's Hold Person spell. Shadowheart and I will laugh uproariously, and Karlach will dance in front of Lae'zel. "Tsk'va!" lae'zel tries to say, only it's muffled.
>>492913229I think i refused the contract amd still could the baldie.
>>492912780DRAIN THOSE BALLS DRAIN THOSE BALLS DRAIN THOSE BALLS
>>492913328*could save
>>492913229If you refuse the contract I don't think he dies until you either 1. blow up the foundry or 2. attack Gortash before going to the Iron Throne and freeing him
>>492913083https://x.com/bhaalbaaby/status/1812873506675122588/
Killing companions except one male and one female because gay shippers broke me
>>492913443Now you have a potent competitor here, for being the biggest faggot of /bgg/. >>492913603
>>492913661they be gay fucking in the afterlife too
>>492913297
What is the worth of a single homosexual thought?
Astarion is cheap Jander Sunstar cosplayer
Why yes I did start a monk honor mode campaign and cheese the fuck out of the underdark a couple hours in without having done any major quests so I could get the club of hill giant strength early. Oh and yes I also used the glitch to keep it in my off hand without a primary to do unarmed attacks but keep the free stat buff, how could you tell?Bonus points for the staff of arcane blessing for shadowthot. And yes I am a redeemed Durge!
>>492913870Lmao
>>492913776
>>492913870You, Withers. As you changed my nature forever.
>>492914016I'd let him put a straw in there
>>492906639Exactly what AA says to Tav...
>>492913443BASED
>>492913917You are a pathetic, spineless worm.
>>492913328>>492913587Whoops, there goes Wyll's soul. I was certain Mizora kills him herself if you refuse her and find him dead.
>>492914134omg...
>>492913870i'm about to act up
>>492910290One can only dream
>>492914148It’s okay when Astarion says it
>>492901925Then you'd want to min-max to get the fights over even faster, if they're not challenging to you in the first place.
My durge's beautiful husband who they'll have 10 dhampir babies with
>>492913917BasedDon't forget to camp cast aid and warding bond with 3 hirelings
>>492914290Only 100 gold to respec your dick into his wrinkled ass
Such a beautiful soul
>>492914616Final form
>>492914919cute>>492914985not cute
I recently dreamed I was strangling a halfling, and getting frustrated by how difficult it was. It would squirm and writhe and refuse to die.
My waifu
>>492915260cutebetter than my waifu…
>>492914910what a deal>>492915135what did you just say pardner
>>492909581Cringe.
>>and then Vlaakith ascended the Mighty Lae'zel, naming her kith'rak, rider of dragons, wielder of a silver sword. And her dragon was the most red of all red dragons, and her sword was the most silver, and the ghaik trembled before its awesome might and ability to cleave both mind and flesh, and they say she took 100 ghaik heads in a single night and her queen praised her mightyness
>>492914919cute lil teefies
>>492915323Forgot my picture
>>492915507but free
>>492914919How dare larian make a man as gorgeous as this
>>492912143His base class is Ranger so unless his "intended" playstyle is STR Ranger, it would be pointless.Then again, they gave him a 2h as base weapon, i guess they figured that by this point you have enough items flying around to just deck him out instantly if you want play with Minsc.Just guessing but i'm going to assume that Minsc's stats do not differ that much from the baseline Ranger stats.
>>492915260Looks like my ex.My next dragonborn tav will be named godzilla.
>>492915851Just enough strength to carry Boo.
I don't think i'll ever get over him, its been over a year now for me
>>492914728What’s a good game of BG3 without a little cheese?
>>492916252He's just the best
wearing a mask and gloves around shart so that I don't contract whatever diseases she's picked up on her 'sharran adventures'
>>492916481monkeypox from halsin
>>492915851>Just guessing but i'm going to assume that Minsc's stats do not differ that much from the baseline Ranger stats.Anon…Minsc in the original games was a Strength ranger. He had the highest Strength a Human could have. He literally punches through a steel cage holding him when you meet him.Even as an NPC, his strength is 20. Inspect him the next time you fight him.It’s wild that Larian didn’t even bother giving him different base stats. Or a unique power of 1x/day Rage.
>>492914290proud>>492914985regal even
>>492916918>Minsc in the original games was a Strength rangerWasn't that more of substitute for Barbarian not really existing?
>>492917616retard
My beautiful chaotic good Spawn Asterion <3
>>492917616No, Barbarian existed in 2E. 2E had kits that gave different stuff. Minsc was a ranger who had rage in his ranger kit
how do i stop my hiccups?
>>492918528You OPEN THE BLOODY GATE
>>492912869>>492913603Is this skyrim?
>>492918528fuck your own throat with a banana
What does Astarion mean when he says "I'll always be watching"?
>>492919057just did this, it didn't work
>>492919170The devs forgot to add shadowheart player tag. Watching makes sense if he's in romance with her.
you're in the elfsong tavern chilling when this guy walks up slaps your lover's ass what do?keep in mind he's 6'6 and bhaal's chosen
>>492919170me when hes always watching
>>492919958Find him attractive and idk why
>>492919958I outskill him
>>492919958shit in his face
>>492913603Least mentally ill tiefling player
>>492917616Mechanically only Rangers were allowed animal companions like Minsc does, so they made him a Ranger for the sake of that. Story-wise and character-wise, he was absolutely a Barbarian, though.
>>492920179minsc???????
>>492920401The 5e player recoils at the thought of a character not being a pigeonholed class
>>492920896thats what 5e fixes though and what 5e bitchers always be bitching about
>>492898459It's sad that only a couple people responded to this and even of those half of them were shitposts and the shitposters carried on with their off topic thread drama. This place is just shitposts now. I was going to write about my experience and what the game meant to me too but what's the point?
>>492920896Class follows character. Shadowheart isn't how she is, because she's a cleric. She's a cleric because of her personality. Karlach is a barbarian because of her personality, her personality doesn't come from being a barbarian. Minsc on the other hand, has a class separate from his personality. He is a Ranger for pure mechanical purposes. His personality is stereotypically a barbarian while on the other hand he doesn't really do much, even in the original BG games, that is Ranger-y. Hell, he even seems pretty ignorant of nature and over-land travel.
>>492921508I've been here from the start and every single day there have been shit posters lol
I love this game. I hope someone can pick up where Larian left off. Karlach gives me a heart boner.
Seems like that Really Shadowheart mod guy adds new stuff everyday. Now he has her cut act 1 romance banter in there too
>>492922978Karlach will be back in BG4 in 2035 as Zariel's lead general.
>>492922978People wanted more Viconia and look where that got them.
>>492922730She died on the dock in my game
why is it that when astarion stalks and assaults you it's cute and "he doesn't know any better", but when halsin harmlessly flirts he's a sexual deviant?
>>492923069I'm gonna put my cut act 1 in her too if you know what I mean
>>492921508I am one of the usual suspects and answered it honestly
>>492923265astarion is very attractive that's why
>>492923265gay accent is more forgivable
Who wouldn't want Astarion being obsessed with you?
>>492924390I wouldn't
>>492924390Astarion should've been a girl
>>492923265astarion has to drink blood. halsin rapes animals for no reason
I'm closing the tab, and I don't expect to ever reopen it. Those of you that loved Shadowheart were okay, especially the m'wah poster. Many of the rest of you belong in a furnace.
>>492925009See you in 5
>>492925009see you in ten minutes
>>492925009Put me in the furnace with Karlach. I'll die happy
>>492925009If you come back you have to open this spoiler as penance.
>>492924809isn't that what shadowheart is for
>>492925267yummerz
>>492925283Astarion is much more seductive and aggressive in his mannerism. Shadowheart makes me soft desu. Astarion would've been the perfect vampire mommy
>>492925283No the devs hate Shart and made her romance shit
Astarion wouldn't work as a female bc dudes would only complain how much of a bitch she is
>>492925283shadowheart is for big H
>>492924809Wrong. Take your shadowfart
>>492925573Female Astarion would be drooling over Halsin 24/7
>>492925661My heart is sworn to Karlach
>>492925573Bitchy vampire mommy is peak. I'd never use her bite ability, just come to my bed every night for a meal mommy
>>492921483It didn’t fix it at all thoughIn 3.5, I could make a Sorcerer classed character that also had martial weapon proficient, armor proficient, better attack and bonuses. I could make a Paladin with bardic music. I could make a pure fighter with sneak attack.5efags see “ranger with rage” and go UHHHHH NO THATS A BARBARIAN NUH Uh
>>492925573He literally already did, and was better for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcYvDZKLQJ0
>>492926071>pure fighter with sneak attack>pure fighter>with sneak attack>pure fighterRetard
>>492926447It's not even specifically Astarion that should've been female, it's the how skewed the cast is towards strong warrior lady makes Astarion stand out as feminine. If either Minthara or Lae'zel were more the seductive, femme fatale type, there wouldn't be nearly as much of the instinct to gender flip Astarion, vampire mommy enthusiasts notwithstanding.
>>492926484…Yes, you retard. At least google before you smash your half-dented in head on the keyboardhttps://dnd.arkalseif.info/classes/thug/index.html
Make dadstarion canon Larian!
if Mizora was a companion nobody would ever finish the game
>>492926764>>492926484https://dnd.arkalseif.info/classes/fighter-variant/index.html
>>492926764so you're actually retarded, got it
>>492926837It’s canon in my head
God, 5e is such a freeing class system. Where else could you play>Sorcerer with dragon magic>Sorcerer with fey magic>Sorcerer with random magicIt’s got it all
>>492926837yes!!!!!DO IT YOU COWARDS
Withers = ZordonLae'zel = Yellow RangerShadowheart = Pink RangerGale = Blue RangerWyll = Black RangerMinsc = Red RangerTav = White Power Ranger
>>492927612now do skibidi toilet characters
If duke Wyll gets a child why can't I get one with Astarion
>>492927503https://5e.tools/classes.html#sorcerer_phbPick your poison.
>>492926837
>>492928031my predator senses are tingling
>>492927845I have as many as TWO choices at certain levels after level one, holy shit. This system really does have it all… wow…
Why did people beg Larian to make Halsin a companion?
>>492928248My pussy trembled in anticipation. Wish I was a Shart.
>>492928736For a good giggle
>>492928736he wasn't an animal fucking sex pest in ea
>>492926837How would astarion impregnate a lizardman
>>492928736I think they figured the game was going to be more like BG1/2 where there were tons of companions that you mostly swapped between fairly often, rather than picking a few to stick with the entire game with complete personal narratives. So Halsin being a companion worked because he would have hypothetically been one of many mini-companions you grabbed and swapped out as you went. Instead of being a weird dirty uncle that hangs off your camp awkwardly.
>>492928736Women, women ruin everything
>>492929173john is not a lady
ok frdo i tell daddy to shut the fuck up because billions must...LIVEordo i beg daddy to notice me because i love him soooooo much i love killinnngggg ugggghhhhhhhh stabstabstab dadddddyyyyyyyyyyy
shut the fuck up fork
>>492929325stabstab for daddyyyyyyyy!!!!!! makes my peepee feel good thank you dadddyyyyyy stabstabstab
>>492929558midgetstarion confirmed as truth
>>492929620Left one is a fattie
>>492929620J U S T
>>492929620Why are male high elves in cc butt ugly?
>>492929990Why are half the fucking faces for all races in CC so butt uglyFuck Larian forever for not giving an actual character creator.
>>492929024
>>492930392Vampire gets railed by his dragonborn bhaalist companion, gets himself boypreggers. Has to go to the boynecologist and get a BOYBORTION! Many such cases!
>>492929990>>492930380I'd say ESG money, but since Larian is mannged by literal cuckolds and gays, I'm pretty sure they're doing it for free.
>>492929473okdaddy will be so proud of his precious baby girl it feels sooooooooooooo good to hurtkillstab for daddy
>>492928031Cute but how brown is Tav?
>>492929325>>492929473>>492931514
>>492928379Cute saved
>>492928379>Astarion turned its own child into a vampire
>>492931925Its?
>>492931514wahh i love to killkillblood spurting reminds me of.. ohhh...spurt...ohhh im gonnaaaa STABBBBBBBBBBBB AHHHHHHHHHHHH HNGGGGAAAAHHH UOHHHH DADDY I DID ITTTTT
>>492929990The game's character creator is kinda shit. I mostly play thieflings because at least those give you good customization range and not just, "pick the one face that isn't dygenic and maybe put a beard on them".
>>492929990Every race got like 1 good face
>>492932215Yes, it’s.The vampire has no gender nor soul nor feeling. It’s the same as a chair or a flame or an ooze. You would not call your chair a “she”, would you?
>>492932651Astarion has a gender, soul and feeling erm play the game
>>492932908It can mimic these things, as a chair may be used as a weapon or the Phasm may appear to be an ox. But it has no true, innate understanding of these things. Through no innate fault, mind, but rather the perversion of undeath.
Talk about The Blade.
>>492930942go fuck yourself
>>492934513the blade loves him some white chocolate
>>492934513i fear his sting
>>492933271Play the game!
>>492934646The artist really captured his lips perfectly here
>>492934865must have been lost in them
>>492934646Pact of the purple drank
Goodness gracious they really freaky like that huh
>>492934646I hope that anon comes back
>>492935092"The Dark Urge" sounds like an OG Xbox gamertag
>>492935345Xxd4rkurg3x
Best ideas to torture Astarion?
>>492900562Cute character.
I like Astarion and Wyll together, I feel Wyll would be patient with Astarion's bratty behavior and supportive when Astarion needs comfort
>>492935868Bite ArajMake him eat the tadpole and promise it’ll make him strongerTake him to kill CazadorHelp him with the ritualStop halfway through so he tries fighting youBeat him to unconsciousness with Cazador’s knife and throw his body off the arena
>>492935868you can literally rape him in act 2 if you're romancing him
he's such a little brat
>>492936524>willingly sleeps with you>rape
You're shitting me
Patch eta?
>>492937117She’s much more attractive than I thought she’d be
What build should I make for my MC if I want to be like pic related? Monk?
>>492937414Monk? Looks like a sorceror
what level of chud is this?
>>492937587machiavelli/10
>>492937062>"willingly"
>>492937364She looks breedable in that outfit
>>492937696Why does he know how to say no at the party then?
>>492937696Banish
>>4929374144 Elements Monk, for sure. Fangs of the Fire Snake are a great way to do damage early game.
>>492937549He rips people to shreds with his claws and is a borderline feral psycho with regenerative abilities.>>492937893Maybe I picked the wrong image but 4 elements monk sounds fun. I was thinking about some kind of Monk/Barb hybrid.
>>492937696His fault. He says no all the time in other interactions.“We should have sex”>idk“It’ll feel good cuz it’s with me :)”>okay sureIsn’t rape by any stretch of the mind
>>492938009If you want regen, Fighter's Second Wind is a fitting ability for your RP.
>>492938009I dunno man this guy seems just a little edgy, can't put my finger on it. This game doesn't really allow you to play Psycho the Rapist
>>492938054he's clearly uncomfortable and doesn't want to do it200 years of being a sex toy and not having a choice in the matter will fuck you up in the headconsent should be enthusiastic by both parties
>>492921508>This place is just shitposts now. Just how the worthless pig fuck likes it, which is why it immediately started to whine about whining. Attention whores like the swine are incapable of being genuine. Even when they ramble about how much the game meant to them, it's just another bid for attention.As for me, I want to reiterate that for me this game is the closest thing to a great childhood wish come true. I know many of the people here are like me, passionate and impressed by this game, which is why after a year we are still here celebrating it. It's The Lord of the Rings movies of video games... for now. There will be something better, bigger. It won't change the way I love this game.
I think imma respec to play as a paladin with my squad being Karlach, Asterion and Gale. I'm playing a ranger and I like the deeps but I think I'm missing something in the frontline
Literally Astarion
how do i get inside
Who the frog is "Asterion"?
>>492938743Yo mama
These two have had the most filthy, violent, homosexual, god-defying sex you could possibly imagine. Hundreds of times.
>>492938743
>>492938735>ugly midget freak>all-male teamI can tell you how to get out.
>>492938009So, Wolverine but more mean?Barb with Tavern Brawler. Wildheart.Eagle totem, Stallion Aspect, Bear Aspect - the tanky build. Bonus action dash every turn gets you 2xLvl temp HP so you take 0 damage, shove people around and throw them at each other.Elk Heart - Tiger + Wolverine Aspects. Equip the Slicing Shortsword. Now your charge inflicts bleed, knocks people prone, and reduces their movement to 0 so they can’t stand.Tiger heart, tiger + wolverine aspect - AoE damage. Use a weapon. Group people up, spam Tiger’s Bloodlust, kill.
take your meds Alatáriel
>>492938735have you tried walking?
>>492938735You need a hag mask
>>492938936proof that society hates men
>>492938936dwarves are based
>>492938935He fucking gouged her eye out oh my god that monster
>>492938735It’s an illusion, anonJust walk
>>492938958giwtwm
Idea for a run:>GurgeThe Good Urge, he's a goody two shoes. must hug everybody after each fight or he cries in a corner
>Searching for posts that contain ‘Asterion’. 564 results found.
>>492939178>wants to do a wyll run
>>492939178The Rape Urge
>>492939057>>492939143this is the other door>>492939060thanks anon
>>492939343have you tried walking?
>>492939270all me
>>492938975>So, Wolverine but more mean?How do people know Wolverine but not Sabertooth?
>>492939427doesnt work unless my tav with the mask does it
>>492939629
>>492939468but why
The Slop-critic Urge.Urge to point out that people are either Swine or whiners.
>>492939653yeah i just tried it like four times
>>492939670im just quirky like that
>>492939592The less marvel slop I know, the better my life is
>>492940050based
why tf is there no ingame chat
>>492938936I only keep 1 woman in my team ( the romance ), because I actually prefer the rest of the team to be cool dudes.
>>492940302Party mansion group
can these titties be milked??asking for a friend
>Astarion: You're not one of them. They took you, just the same as me.>Astarion: And to think I was ready to decorate the ground with your innards. Apologies.>Tav: You'd better have more to offer than 'apologies'.>Astarion: I'm out of wine and flowers, so I hope an introduction will suffice.>Astarion: My name's Astarion.
>>492941074Stake straight through the heart
>>492939178https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-uIwpo0dCU
>>492941074Astarion ASMR when?
>>492941074Shadowheart disapproves if you chose that option. What’s her deal
>>492941696Immediately realizing you’ll judge her for some of her more… unique tastes
>>492941696So does Lae'zel. I guess it's interpreted as softness or concern for superficial things, rather than being pragmatic.
>>492941696She realizes that you're only nice to men and she hates fags
>>492942146no he said>have frog
>>492942146
>>492942376your frog is so attractive wtf
>>492942376How do the Gith reproduce when their women are so ugly?
>>492942217Um she likes Halsin
>>492942521They fertilize a egg
>>492942550ExactlyA MAN
>>492942217>gushes over karlachdouble standards
>>492943045He’s a fag also
unhinged incestuous bhaalspawn sex between orin and durge!!!
>>492940653only one way to find out
chosen threesome
>>492943283who would win?
Damn, Act 1 is a lot more fun without that sh*rran whore constantly bitching in my ears. It's like Lae'zel is the complete opposite of her.
The intellectual silence that arises during these hours is deafening, wow.
>>492943790They are both bitchy what do you mean
>>492943189Karlach is a goddess
I almost wish theyd remove the bagging merchant inventory thing. Ive spent like 30 long rests reseting the paladins of tyr vendor bagging her gold, random potions, tools and scrolls and buying more hill giant pots ill ever use.Its kinda autistic but I always have to use every advantage I can get if its in the game and not too complex.
>>492944616>I wish the game was more tailored on my autistic quirks???
>>492944754Reading comprehension.
>>492937587And her 20 charisma bard/paladin spouse will be there to make sure it happens.Parades, statues, festival days, the whole nine yards, for Minthara. The one who slew the Bhaal cult that had infiltrated the city, the one who slew the brain that threatened the citizens of Baldur's Gate, the one who deposed the tyrant of Bane, the one who's journey is published for all her adoring citizens to read.And the best part? We'll actually have clean streets, low crime, strong public education, a strong standing military, strong industry, etc because despite being evil, the best way to stay in power is actually make things appealing for your citizens. You can be both evil and practical.I've autistically gone over a lot of the post-game Minthystate. Luv Minthy.
>>492944616totallynotme i'm the kind of autist that holds onto everything because what if I need it later and then proceeds to never use it later
>>492944616What don’t you stop resting then
>>492944616It's not autism, it's completely reasonable. You want to play a game that has set rules. You want to be honest with the rules. Not using an advantage given to you is the exact same feeling as outright cheating. Unironically, what's autistic is not getting where you're coming from.
>>49294489615k gold and 60 hill giants potions later and Im still doing it. HELP, I CANT STOP!
>>492944616that's the kind of quirk that you either never do it at all or you never stop doingglad I only found out about that after like 800 hours
astarion, that's too real for a videogame
>>492944616Its weird how you end up feeling like you have to do that by the end game because of how ridiculous vendor prices are. It is either that trick or Feign Death Pick-Pocketting, otherwise you'll bankrupt yourself buying out Act2/3 merchants.
>>492944425>They are both bitchy what do you meanshart>NOOO you can't pick that fight! or that fight! be gentle! stop agreeing with the gith! stop asking me questions! *passive aggressive remark*lae'zel>you want to murder faggots? good.>you have questions? i will answer them all.the difference between them is night and day
>>492945087The rules of self-respect take precedence over the game rules with its weaknesses and vulnerabilities and exploits. If the developers unintentionally left a "press here to win" button in the game, you would smash it, because you lack honor.
>>492945518lae'zel based
>>492945574*their
why didnt Orin just kill Gortash during that cutscene?
>>492944869And what about the refugees? Will they be granted citizenship in Minthara's Gate?
>>492945906they willafter they work for 50 years
>>492944425Shart lies to you on multiple occasionsthat's a bitch moveShart breaks the sanctity of the camp and attacks a companion in the night AFTER agreeing to a duel that's a bitch moveShart dreams of sex with other men once or twice...or more than that while in a relationship with youthat's a bitch movepatter of behaviour of a bitch
Not obsessed, by the way.
shadowheart is so boring tho
>>492945574>self-respect>honorWhose honor are you appealing to? What is honor? What if self-respect and honor are diametrically opposed, as they often are?Thinking in highly moralistic terms like this is an actual autistic trait. And I'm saying in the terms that it's sometimes used to diagnose people.
>>492946519Lae'zel is just better in every way really.
>>492946120she a ho
true>shar this shar that muh sekrit club, *won't shut up about herself*
The idea is to get both Shadowheart and Lae'zel in the same team so they bitch about every vaguely moralfag decision you make. It's not one or the other.
>>492946624Karlach*
>>492946656the problem is that shart takes priority over most cutscene and dialogue interactions, so if both are in the squad, it's more likely that shart will comment on the situation, rather than lae'zel
>>492946656They should kiss instead
>>492946863Astarion*
>>492946863Karlach fingers the male player what the fuck was Larian thinking!?!!?
>>492947230shhh learn to enjoy it, anon
>>492946604>What if self-respect and honor are diametrically opposed, as they often are?Meaningless drivel. Self-respect and honor are closely related concepts, not "often diametrically opposed." Both are about upholding personal principles that in this case boil down to "I will not play on easy mode" or "I will not cheat." Even a child understands this, which is why they would start to get insulted after a certain age if you let them win at a game. I don't see autism or a clever use of game mechanics in long resting 30 times so you can generate 15k gold or whatnot. That's just cheating with extra steps.
>>492947230If you love her you will accept it
>cucks falling for shart>gays falling for karlach
>>492945906We’ll implement a lottery system. One random refugee a week will be given full citizenship. Work hard and YOU too might be chosen!
>>492937587Minecraft server admin
>>492947993the lottery ticket will actually be a trip to the gas chamber for trying to cheat your way out of the work
>cut off Karlach’s head>sacrifice Gale to Boooal>give Astarion to the GurAt last. Peace forever.
>>492948126Doesn't doing that to Gale put you on a countdown?
>>492948121Nonsense, anon. The laborers simply never see the winners again because it’s bad for morale. Each winner lives in a palatial upper city estate
>>492948121Minthara is so fucking hot
>>492948358I mostly think of her as the court jester
Does gith Tav start with gith underwear or just the regular Tav one-size-fits-all?
>>492948253A countdown to peace
Talk about night and day difference
>falsefrogging 13 months laterSpeaking of "people" that lack self-respect.
>>492948126>>give Astarion to the GurBased
>>492948126What about the others
>>492947475Have you considered that "drivel" is as meaningful as the concept of honor? Read that carefully, I'm being extremely purposeful with that sentence.You presuppose that honor has meaning. But you dismiss the meaning of it when it comes time to explore it. Instead, you try and justify it as a concept. You could say what you just said about the concept of a rock. Could you find a related concept to a rock that isn't a rock? What about having the same conversation about a table that doubles as a stool? You're seeking to dismiss the idea. I just don't see how it's dismissed by what you say.Who said anything about "clever use of game mechanics" by the way? You seem pretty stuck inside your own head when you paint it like that. Maybe that's the issue?
I give up. This dungeon is just too much too me and I feel completely softlocked. Really unfun and I just don't know what to do anymore.
>>492948465Gith underwear
>>492949132You are in luck. Stand on the invisible path and click at the final platform, pathfinding will guide you there. Its gonna be "fixed" in the next patch though.
>>492949132>got filtered by the easiest trial.
>>492949084I'm considering the strong possibility you're wasting my time with more meaningless babble. Words have meaning, and that meaning doesn't just change willy-nilly because you wake up one day deciding honor is all relative, and that meaning is meaningless, man, dude, bro. You're a cheater. Do you want a pat on the back for abusing an exploit?
Does anyone think it's funny that Vlaakith lied and deceived her followers to the very end, yet she reinforced honor and honesty in them? Meanwhile Shar abruptly revealed the total truth to Shadowheart at the end of her questline, yet encouraged deceit, treachery, and secrecy in her followers?
>>492949580really like makes you think y'know?
>>492949580huh... makes one ponder...
>>492949665It's strange that Shar plays by honorable means at the end. She gives Shadowheart the whole truth and allows her to accept or deny her. Vlaakith does the opposite
Or perhaps the writing is just an incoherent mess because it was handled by like a dozen people with vastly different ideas of what to do
>>492949456The babble is as meaningful as the concept of honor. If the word honor has meaning, calling it a highly moralistic descriptor shouldn't be that outlandish, right?So, in order for honor to have ANY meaning, we HAVE to discuss the concept of morality. Or honor has no meaning. Do you disagree? I don't disagree, I just think you're meaninglessly throwing the word "honor" around if you completely reject what I say.
what song does the bard countercharm sing
Vlaakith was a traitor and a tyrant from the start, what's your point? She's not even a god, just a rotten hag, a meth addicted bitch.
Adamantite sword my beloved.
Half breed fags are the worse posters in this general
>>492950602See >>492929620. It's called Hybrid Vigour, chud.
>>492950001First, honor and self-respect are "often diametrically opposed."Now, honor is a "highly moralistic descriptor" and morality is a concept we totally need to discuss right now, and not a deflection on your part. Is it impossible for an evil person to also be honorable? What is Lawful Evil? Consider the possibility you're a moron.Words have meaning, so "honor" has meaning, even if that meaning eludes you. You glossed over the example I gave of a child wanting to play a game by the rules, instead of being given a free win because they're a kid and adults don't want to hurt their feelings. It's the same principle here. Except you have less self-respect or honor than the child.
Put your name back on
Since Baldur turned into a squid groomer, we might even rename the city....Minthara's Gate. I like the sound of that.It will become known for being harsh but fair. Especially elected officials and tax collectors, any corruption would be harshly punished, perhaps even including public execution depending on the severity of the crime, in order to raise public faith in these offices. If you know your tax dollars are being spent wisely, you don't mind high taxes. You see the streets, schools, military, industry, public health, etc actually improving right before your eyes in an efficiently run, fair and honest state with high taxes.Putting the Gondians back to work alongside the Ironhands to create a mechanized army to protect Minthara's Gate from any ner-do-well's who might move in to take advantage of the recent chaos.Public schools to rival Waterdeep, fair elections for all citizens to participate in, immigrants work for citizenship but the benefits listed above make it attractive to do so, wages allow people to flourish through owning homes and starting families, man there are so many things you could do as a dictator that are weighed down and muddied by bureaucracy. It's going to be glorious.>>492948358based
I dunno why it never clicked me Laezel has a thing for dragonborn. Makes my default durge (redemption) all the more enjoyable.
imagine dame aylin absolutely ravaging the everliving fuck out of isobel after like a hundred years in shar's cuck dungeon
>>492937696Not rape I can't read his mind
>>492950959Why do I ignore some of the things you say?You're seeking disagreements where there are none. You're seeking to discuss people that aren't the person you're discussing with. In fact, I've given no indication that I'm the person you're projecting onto me.It's no different from me discussing your clear attempts at pedophilia and asking your opinions on it. At most, I can point out that you're fighting ghosts.
>>492949580Githyanki are fanatical, ruthless and Morally Grey. I wouldn't place honor very high on their priority list. Whatever gets the job done. Lae'zel is honorable to a fault, but she's sort of an exception, not the rule.
>>492951407>"Morally grey" They are more like black with grey edges. Strictly a lawful evil society.
>>492951364What a disappointment you are. Oh, but words have no meaning, so take that as you will. Maybe it's a compliment? Maybe the swine had a point when it said Shar plagiarizes souls.
>>492951206
>tell zevlor to gtfo the second time on kagha's orders>he aggroes>kill him and his slut>rest of the tieflings remain neutralwhat's even the fucking point? if i attack one of them i get arrested by the druidsnonsensical game
>>492951096You would deny me a sweet (You) I *earned*.
>>492951789Zevlor was the only problem for Kagha. Without him throwing out the thieflings is easy.
>>492952016wait, so i was supposed to talk with kagha after i kill him? the quest log said "zevlor is dead but the rest of the tieflings still need our help"
>>492952016Retard
>>492951648"Yes, buts" and "Yes, ands" are still "Yesses"How is either a deflection? You use words like they don't have meaning while trying to insist they do.Have you considered that the reason I ask>what is honor?Is because it's used in a meaningless fashion in the instance, not that the word has no meaning.The word "chair" has clear meaning. But surely, we shouldn't use the same standard to justify a chair and honor, right?In general, words can be defined in a pragmatic sense. It's clever, but that just kicks the can down the line, it doesn't define anything. Which you could have read as my point if you weren't so stuck in your own head.
>>492952141Bro... Kagha asked you to "remove" him. It was not even that subtle she wanted you to kill him.
>>492952141When you talk to her she just tells you to fuck off and nothing happens because Act 1 isnt as reactive and polished as people like to pretend
>>492949580It's not that strange if the promise is the isolation from the brutality of the world. Meanwhile the Bhaalists' live in total limbo.
>>492952246i'm not so sure about thatshe went into great detail how i should assist him as a mercenary so they can leave safelykagha is crazy, but she's not nearly as malicious as people like to pretend her to be>>492952294figures...
>>492952178>You use words like they don't have meaningNo, that's you.Self-respect and honor are not "often diametrically opposed." You've yet to substantiate that ridiculous claim, so any subsequent posts can be dismissed as the ramblings of a madman or a time-wasting troll. Congratulations on amounting to this much. You're still a moron, though.
can i reverse pickpocket a corpse into someone's inventory
>enter your tent after a long day>jumpscared by Gale standing there, teeth barred and yipping like a hyena>ballsack sticking out of his robe and held flat like a hyena's ear>"Yiii yiyiyiha ha-haHAAA haha"thanks, Gale, very cool
I'm filtering the word "hyena."
>>492952668I can define self-respect as quitting a lost game. I can define honor as playing until the end.And most non-contrarians could see someone's definition including these.I can substantiate the claim easily. It's just not the gocha you think it is.Furthermore, I shouldn't have to substantiate that. I've given more meaning to the word with the statement than you did, simply by stating that self-respect and honor can be diametrically opposed.In other words, maybe it's you who should ask what honor is. Maybe that's why I asked you rhetorically in the first place?
Thats not what he looks like
I was pondering something.Couldn't Shadowheart cut off her cursed wounded hand and then have a Cleric (or herself) regrow a new hand for her using healing magic??
>>492953235whoa , actually ruined Minthara
>>492953370You’d need a cleric capable of doing extremely high level magicAlso, you’d need to cut off your own hand which it turns out is extremely painfulAlso it’s a curse from a goddess, not a physical wound, so the pain will just come back to the new handAlso there’s this thing called metaphor
>>492953072>I can substantiate the claim easily.You haven't. At best, you've found two dubious examples to support your claim, but you haven't done jack shit to suggest the "often" part.>What if self-respect and honor are diametrically opposed, as they often are?Maybe your definition of "often" is different as well. That's kind of the issue with morons who play fast with the meaning of words.>In other words, maybe it's you who should ask what honor is.I already did. It's a concept closely related to self-respect. Open a dictionary.
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>>492953632>You’d need a cleric capable of doing extremely high level magicshe can whore herself out at sharess' caress anytime to pay for itit's not like she's going to feel guilty about it>Also, you’d need to cut off your own hand which it turns out is extremely painfulboo hoo>Also it’s a curse from a goddess, not a physical wound, so the pain will just come back to the new handshe can abandon her quest, and abandon shar anytime she wants
>>492953684I'm pretty sure you don't know what you're after at this point, but I got exactly what I wanted. Hope you can say the same.
>>492954062Do squids make that noise
>>492954136You were here to waste time and you did. What I got out of it was repeatedly calling you a moron, which you are. Go plagiarize your soul.
Why doesn't Selune just cure Shadowheart's curse, letting your bitch of a sister curse this poor girl after already ruining her life doesn't seem very nice.
>>492954291When is time wasted?
>>492954542Because uhhh don’t think about it
>>492954602When it's not spent posting and discussing cute girls.
what happens if origin shart squids it up after beocming a jark dusticier
>>492954747Incredibly defensive and deflective answer. Sounds almost like an admission of guilt. If you didn't feel such guilt about it, would it be wasted time?
>>492954062Good post
>>492954914Hey man, dude, bro, words have no meaning so you're never insulting anyone. And when you're called a moron, it's actually a compliment, often, sometimes, maybe, I'm not sure. The guilty are always innocent, aren't they? Deep stuff.
>>492955125Making judgements tells a lot about a person. An example? Wasted time is when you spend time doing something you SHOULD NOT do. So it depends on who defines what you SHOULD do. This concept is deeply rooted in many Eastern religions, but I think it's a persistent belief in religions because it's so true. Something to think about, at least.As for words, consider this. I often discuss with anonymous people. Do you think you're the first one who's ever purposefully misinterpreted me? I'm mostly puzzled why you even bother. Makes it seem like you don't know what you're doing. Getting outside your own mind could do you some good. You might get that I'm very different than you imagine.
No, I doubt this was the first time you were called a moron. I think it's a rather common occurrence whenever you start talking about closely related concepts often being diametrical opposites. Poor little misunderstood genius.
>>492945087>>492945574>>492946604>>492947475>>492949084>>492949456>>492950001>>492950959>>492951364>>492951648>>492952178>>492952668>>492953072>>492953684>>492954136>>492954291>>492954602>>492954747>>492954914>>492955125>>492955470>>492955603alright queers that is enough of your inane verbal prestidigitations you can stop now
the patch is coming out on friday isn't it
Right, let's focus on topics that do matter. Such as...
>>492955761
>>492955761Have Shadowheart and Lae'zel ever compared their tits together?
>>492955761the addition of an item that allows you, once per day, to ignore the "charm immunity" rule on a target for a single turn
>>492955603Again. Why bother? I'm just pointing out you're blind and you're firing imagined targets that aren't there.
>>492955940Lae'zel tonguing Shadowheart's anus...
>>492955848It wouldn't be a fair contest, Lae'zel's breasts are much more disciplined.
>>492956078But Shadowheart's breasts have trickery on their side
>>492956029this but dame aylin and isobel
I have killed Karlach on every single play through
>Mystra: Spring>Jannath: Summer>Selune: Autumn>Shar: Winter
>>492954395this got me in that joji vibe.Like I'm looking back at that August 2023 summer in those early days with Lae'zel, before the adventure got into its later stages.When I was just getting to know her still.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9gVoelEjws
>>492955761astarion is a fine evil character.
Karlach is annoying and mentally unstable. She's too unaware of herself.Lae'zel is an idiot but she has the excuse of age and living her whole life in a messed up society.Shadowheart is a retarded wine aunt that needs to grow up.Astarion is an irritating manipulative asshole that's self-aware enough to use his trauma as an excuse. He doesn't deserve redemption.Gale is the guy who didn't get what people meant when they said nobody asked.Wyll is actually a decent dude. It's just that his struggle is fucking boring. A good guy forced to do the good guy sacrifice is just bland.Halsin is also actually also a decent dude. Your real gripe is with Shart-o-fart.Minthara has a head on her shoulders and it's refreshing.
>>492956972
>>492957513>Halsin is also actually also a decent dudeanon he has sex with animals
>>492957449>Astarion is evilThat's rather reductive. Astarion specifically also talks about how he feels alive again, how the colors of the city bring back ancient memories: we don't know his specific actions, but we can intuit from these dialogues a more "gentle" nature.
>>492957596A 9000-year-old alien turns into a hot human and has sex with you. Do you hold it against them? Your entire concept of morality is bizarre for using that counterpoint.
okay, i have a new battle planinstead of killing sharty, i let her live, but i make a female tav and romance halsin insteadkissing him in front of her puts her on suicide watch
>>492958214female dragonborn durge and then murder halsin
>>492958102>bestiality is OK because of that retarded story I just made up
>>492959062Wow, that post is worth at least 70 concessions. Thanks.
>>4929594493INT rebuttal, just as dumb as the chimera your hero molested
>>492958214>kissing him in front of her puts her on suicide watchHer personality is based on some broken script, not on memes. If you want to annoy her, accept bhaal as your daddy and mock the shit out of everyone.
whats the most useful cleric domain
>>492959563If that's genuinely the best response you have to discussing made up characters in made up contexts with made up stories in made up contexts, it's probably more like 250 concessions.
>>492959805Knowledge grants you Expertise in two INT skills.That's pretty useful.
>>492959981Put the peanut butter down bro, this is getting sad
>>492960080Damn, that's at least another 350. I'm used to a concession per post, chill down a little.
"To hells with you, I'm done. I hope you rot." Astarion said, calmly.
Chimeras are just as dumb as dogs btw
>>492934646Now it doesn't bother me so much because gay art annoys me more than that. Wow *they* are changing me.
>>492959805tempest
I want to be a Hunter again.
>>492962612>>492962612>>492962612
>>492900040>Just walk past the shepherds bro, it will be fine>Point of no return warnings? Those are for good players, they should be ignored by newbies
