Catty Lady EditionPC trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuCfkgaaa08PS5 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW4Fdh6zFM>News:Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11524>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of very low or very high rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>492891321
Why do some people call Wyll a prince charming. He doesn't look like one!
Just give the the word, and I will kill the clown. We would be praised as heroes.
Newest update just released: https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11524>you can now hug shadowheart as long as you're not a dragonborn or a short race>more dismissal lines that are altered by how low/high your approval with her is>bug fixes here and there
>>492962612>Catty Lady
Now that the dust has cleared, can we admit larian fucked up by not making pic related Wyll and your companion "Wyll"?
>>492963306I want neither as Wyll. I don't want a Wyll in my party now that I think about it. Mizora can stay though
patch soon?
>>4929634152 more days, give or take.
>>492963415Unironically next Thursday
>>492962939Just because you use mods to silence her true feelings, doesn't mean she isn't constantly thinking about Halsin, chuddy.
Just realized that Mizora has a sex scene and Wyll doesn't, this says a lot about our society.
As the first anniversary's dust settles, I want to reiterate that for me this game is the closest thing to The Lord of the Rings movies in video game form. I know many of the people here are like me, passionate and impressed by Tolkien's work, and Peter Jackson's faithful adaptation of it, and Larian's spiritual adaptation of it, which is why after a year we are still here celebrating it... for now. There will be something better, bigger. It won't change the way I love this game.You see this in much of the media now, the way to capture the player/audience's attention is to see yourself represented through a character and their experiences. BG3 through its cast, presents a great variety of archetypes: the abused sex slave, the amnesiac whose childhood was stolen, a betrayed and disowned child, and so on. I have relived these situations over the course of the game: a big part of why I love BG3 is that, to use a fashionable term that I hate, I felt "seen" thanks to these characters.Once upon a time, this type of media dialogued with the public by presenting situations, asking "What would you, The Player™, do?": the subject of the question was irrelevant in most cases. Times have changed. Now people see roleplaying as an aspect that helps them decide their build, their way of creating the character, and through combat, they begin to better understand not so much how the game works, but the mentality of their character, maintaining their human aspect of them.
We're talking about society again?
We're living in one after all, aren't we?
how many times did Swen romance Wyll during BG3's development?
oh my, you got stuck?well, the door seems to be stuck, so... :)
Just realized that you can give a flower to Shadowheart but there's no option to be enslaved by Mizora and drink her piss, this says a lot about our society.
will you tards run every joke into the ground?
>>492967516You just hate quippy fun and love being a sourpuss with your quippy anti-fun. It's a character flaw on your part. They are doing what you're doing, but it's an attempt at having fun.
>>492967727When has the whiner ever been fun?
>>492964530Wyll doesn't have one really?
>>492967873I'll try to be more clear. I just recognized a subtle hypocrisy in it all, so I suspect they are the same person. One is just having fun and one isn't.
>>492968180This says a lot about our society
I don't care what happens to Balur's Gate if my flower Florrick doesn't live to see another day
In my restless dreams, I see that town. Baldur’s Gate. You promised you’d take me there again someday, but you never did.
>>492967924lol
If I play as evil Wyll, Florrick must become my slave.
I just cast silence on Lorroakan and the retard jumped down like 2 stories to get away from it
>>492964532how can a game that got btfo by GTA 4 (98 on metacritic vs BG3's 96) be The Lord of the Rings of anything?
>>492962612When playing Durge & Tav coop, does the game ever acknowledge that there's a Durge in the party if Tav is handling (almost) all dialogue?Related note, does anything interesting heppen if Durge starts one of his major quests, then is left in the wardrobe while Tav completes them without him?
Act 2 honour mode done. Missed a comical amount of 70% chance to hit attacks against the big bone daddy during this fight.He died to psionic backlash trying to finger lae'zel lmao.Still trying to decide which bosses to cheese with my billion explosive barrels/grenades/runepowder I've got stocked up.
>>492973238You'll have Durge's camp events and scenes like dream visitor will be repeated for everyone. You cannot leave origins in the wardrobe. Some NPCs know who they were talking to and you can repeat conversations. Others might not treat you as a different person and will not speak to anyone in your party if one of you was rude.
Where's the fucking patch lads?
>>492974789September 30
Shadowfart farts
2 years left before larian release their next game's EA
Is Neil Newbon a top or bottom
>>492976721Bottom
>finally decide to try out a throw build >shits out 40 damage per turn >at level 4 Jeez, you guys weren’t kidding about this being busted.
>>492974012Well done
Look what they did to my girl.
>>492977616Shieeeeeeet where dis bitch Gortash at? Ayo Tav you got got some of that lean?
>oh hey, I bet magic missile would be PERFECT for dealing with Ethel’s clones>wild magic surge Why I oughta...
>>492977686Karlach is an Aryan coded lonely tomboy crossfit lifter. I will reject any other interpretation of her character and body.
What happens if you kill your pc and progress the game as Halsin or other companion that don’t have a tadpole? Does the game locks you?
>>492977735This fight is shit. How was I supposed to know this? Watch a guide or fail another run?
>>492978525I tried that. Sometimes the game says that you cannot fast travel here when you click on the campfire button.
why does gale become such an asshole after seeing the crown of karsus
>>492978679Balthazar keeps clapping my cheeks with his cloudkill and ray of sickness.
So far the longest honour mode fight for me was myrkhul.The closest to failing so far was definitely grym, everything else with legendary actions has been fairly easy to deal with.
>>492974043I know the game can goof up a little when repeating dialogue with different characters. I meant more like does Orin react when talking to Tav while Durge is awkwardly standing next to them?
Hells, you've changed, Karlach...
Would you join Laezel's writer gay polycule?
I love my sister Orin, my butler and my dad.
just finished my first playthrough. if shadowheart and astarion didn't exist i never would have completed it. most party members are dogshit
>jaheira dead last>Halsin and Wyll this highdogshit list
>>492979315if karlach was attractive i wouldn't mind her grating personality as much
>>492979519I take it's not about gameplay?
>>492979703>>492979763just personally how much i enjoyed them as a whole, but mainly their quests. i never played any of the previous baldur's gate games so jaheira and minsc did absolutely nothing for me and felt like badly done fanservice imo. honestly you could take them completely out so that wyll and halsin would be in last place. their stories sucked and their use as actual party members are even more useless, i never had them in my party for any reason
>>492979703>>492979763>>492980001quick revision
Wyll should have been an evil fucker, i'm tired of nice niggas
>>492979519Opinion discarded
Finally, it's over. I'm never touching this game again.
>>492980261>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU SHOULD'VE SAVED THEIR HELLSPAWN CROTCH GOBLINSnah fuck off
>>492980261
>>492980193I would swap Shadowheart and the frog. and put Jaheira with Karlach.Astarion/Minthy and Lae'zel is my favorite party when playing evil durge.Gale got a bit better over the years.
>>492979703I never really thought much about Jaheira much in the first two games, but liked her a lot in 3
>>492980193for me it's>SShadowheart, Astarion, Lae'zel>AGale>BKarlach, Jaheira>CMinthara, Minsc
>>492980982You forgot Wyll. Racist.
>>492981121My bad. I guess he's C tier.
>>492981284facebook is two blocks down
>>492962612High Elf Love
>>492981394How would YOU know that anon?
>>492980435cya
>>492982523garbage memes are either from facebook reddit, larian's twitter or 9gag
case in point
>>492982773No how would YOU know where Facebook is?
>>492983270
>>492983352All the proof I need, shoot him mods.
>>492980261Asti, Gandrel and gurs are friends now <3
Need
>>492983607
>>492983704this is what swen should have done to Welch
minthara becomes astarion's footrest. a noble female drow is a servant of a male surface elf. as it should be
case en pointe.
cásé éñ pòíntè
Oooh I'm smart because I use French
omlette du fromage my nigga
>>492962612Thread themehttps://youtu.be/MJNGXnvHYPg?si=SPYmlFOQTP3kZTNd
>>492983704I need the Karlussy
La patch sil voux plait
>>492983392Painfully unfunny tourist faggot
i swear this shit is riggedillithid wisdom rolls, that is
>>492985001Are you using karmic rolls?
>>492985212no, and that's the thing, i had these rolls critical fail, or be right on the edge so often it's sillymeanwhile other rolls land between 8 and 17 most of the time if i had to give a rough estimate
>>492985212>Degenerate Karlach Postermeaning there are normal karlach posters
I've been twisting and turning all night trying to face the fact what a filthy, disgusting whore she is.I loved her because she was not only a cute, but also pure who wouldn't even have sex with me until Act 3 while I was all but loyal to her.And what do I get as reward? She fucks Helsin and literally says she's been thinking about it 'NOT ONCE, NOT TWICE BUT MANY TIMES'.This nasty slut was leading me on for the entire journey while fantasizing about getting ravaged by a stinky smelly druid every single night while she was with me.I tried reloading my game hoping there is a save checkpoint when you wake up after defeating the brain so I can break up with her and tell her to fuck off and go be his slut if she want's it so bad, but there is no checkpoint save there.Now my TAV despite being literal hero and saviour of Baldurs Gate is doomed to be forever with a actual whore.I even stayed loyal to her the entire run and didn't as much as flirt with any other character...I uninstalled the game and will never ever be playing it again and I won't visit this general.
not reading that
I've read every single word in your post. Thank you for sharing.
>>492985795You really poured your soul out
>>492968543I literally need to bury my face into her brown round noble ass
>>492985839>>492985886>>492986061Thank you for trying to warn me early bros, but I didn't believe it and spat in your face...
New thread themehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8
can't wait to stake the faggot vampire
>>492985795just kill halsin
>>492986174Lae'zel, Minthara, Karlach - all superior choices. You can plastic surgery away physical flaws, but unfortunately for that sh*rran whore there's no cure to being a rotten bitch.
Really Shadowheart saved /bgg/ and BG3 quit bitching download the mod, kill the selfinsert and send funny words to her writer's twitter
... what the fuck was that gale...?
Wait if Karlach has to go back to Avernus couldn't Tav just become a devil and live in Avernus?
>>492986915Just 'becoming a devil' isn't easy.
>>492986497That does not change the fact she is a literal whore who fantasized about getting fucked by him(and let's be honest, probably fucked him behind your back) EVERY SINGLE NIGHT while she was 'with' you and would barely give you a kiss.>>492986506True dat, can't believe I helped that whore killed the frog early on in the game :(Should have waifu'd Karlach.
>>492986996For the sake of the argument, is that an acceptable outcome in this world?
>>492986996Becoming a lemure is easy.
>>492987278Lemurs are cool, but I prefer gibbons.
Play Planescape: Torment to meet cute devils.
>>492987618Your cute devil, king
>>492987073No, because you'd get dragged into the Blood War and used as cannon fodder.
There we go. Much better.
>>492979763The gameplay is dogshit, 5e is dogshit, we're all here for the cute cutscenes and don't pretend otherwise.
>we're all here for the cute cutscenes
>>492988327
>>492982678Not leaving this shithole, just not playing again.You'll all be as insufferable as me for a long time.
>>492988510Time to pick up Pathfinder Kingmaker
>>492988360>>492988510Kek, based.Swen will learn from his mistakes and give us lizard sex soon. Until then, you all deserve to suffer.
it's always about scalie sex with you people
>>492988646this is like 3 separate annoying posters merged into one
Let's be real, this game would've been a lot better if it had hack/slash or real time combat at the very least. Turn based combat is fine for shitty JRPGS but something of this scope would've benefited greatly from being an actual game and not some garbage you have to study and prepare for like it's a fucking college thesis.
>>492988895no
>>492988895Imagine sitting at a table to play a TTRPG and everyone is just taking their turn all at once and talking over each other. Sounds like a lot of fun
>>492988964Bro you can't just spoil Wyll's romance like that
>>492988991A TTRPG is a TTRPG and a video game is a video game. I play VTM every other week with IRLs but turn based combat is a fucking snoozefest otherwise.
>>492988413Thanks for proving my point.>>492988870Quit whining.
it's up chat https://www.ign.com/articles/baldurs-gate-3-one-year-later-larian-interview
>>492989267Then go play Skyrim or Dragon Age
>>492988895I love both.
playing with mods makes the combat in this game a lot more fun and tolerable. can't imagine playing this raw
>>492990056based
need to remove human males from the game
>>492990163tfw no dragonborn gf companion. that one shopkeeper in rivington is my wife>>492990056based
>>492989486When did they ever say this was the last patch?
Good afternoon /bgg/Waifus, HusbandosLove & Harmony~!
>>492990457The thread is saved!
Baldur's Gate 3 is touted as this hugely progressive game where every sexuality, including some dubious ones with bears, is equally respected. However, every character is also classically beautiful.I don't really care what Shadowhearth's sexuality is as long as I can watch her walk around Faerun in her underwear! She can fill those silver panties juuuust fine.Same for all the other chars. WHERES MY FAT PURPLE HAIRED TRANS WIZARD??????
I want to give Nine Fingers my Nine Inches iykwim
Patch not coming today, rip. Too late now
>>492990056Holy shit that's a BIG blast.But using barrels? Mhmm, I don't know fellas. I feel like it breaks my immersion spending time to place a bunch of barrels before the fight.Does Sarevok just stand there while you Wile E Coyote the whole room?There's a mod with a "Conjure Smokepowder Barrel", that's a little more "rpg friendly", if anything lol.
>>492988895RTwP and the general turn toward real time combat was caused by misreading the success of Diablo and later the dominance of consoles in the 2000s. What you are seeing now is a return to normalcy.>>492989491DAO is the first RTwP I have ever played. Later I realized it is the only one I enjoy. I played PoE 1 and 2 and I must say shit's jank as all hell. No desire to try BG 1 and 2.
>>492991179>Does Sarevok just stand there while you Wile E Coyote the whole room?If you get close enough to the throne the fight will automatically start even if your PC is in dialogue. However as you can see you can still get plenty close without triggering combat.
Astarion smooch
>>492991860you know what? you've sold me on mods. what should I install?
Why does Jennifer English's girlfriend insert herself into everything
>>492980193I'm a straight man and I would put Gale in S. I think he's by far one of the most underrated bros in all of vidya.
Absolutely garbage thread so far, to no one's surprise. At least you got cheaters and the swine sucking each other off.
>>492992112This is what I have installed. The party limit removal mod is nice but after doing an entire playthrough with every companion in my party I don't think I would do one again. It makes the game ridiculously easy and keeping track of so many people is honestly more of a chore than it is fun. It also breaks the game in a few areas. Particularly when getting on the boat to Grymforge and when returning from the House of Hope. There's also no consistency in cutscenes because of it.>>492992712Cope, seethe and dilate.
>>492992712I think what you need is to be sucked off and have that massive stick pulled out of your anus. Go make it happen.
>>492992712You fucking cock
No one ever considered the swine special for being a cheating lowlife. It's a pretty weird flex to be proud of being a shitter.
>>492991012where's my what what what
Oak Father preserve us all.
>>492992239We stan Aliona herelook at the Heroes of Baldur's Gate
>>492993856They look cute
I take zero responsibility for the kinds of posters the thread attracts despite constantly shitting on the game, the writers, D&D, 5E and generally being a thread-derailing fag. But also, can we please respect the sanctity of this place?
>stan>snap>stalks the VA>dogshit postwe're cooked
>>492992849>There's also no consistency in cutscenes because of it.This is the thing that bothered me the most about using the full party!The difficulty can be managed, some characters in the fights can also be relegated to do nothing, or to situational roles: obviously when you start a match with the full party you can't expect challenging difficulty levels.Getting stuck in the tunnels in the sewers, every time creating a bottleneck, is perhaps among the most frustrating experiences: especially the fight to save Minsc. Enjoying the banter between the whole team is very satisfying, it was worth it.
5E sucks, the combat sucks, it was better in the previous Larian game. This is why the worthless pig fuck is actually based for cheating. It makes the game fun and that's what counts!
So besides the "we don't want to have to rig a whole extra skeleton" reason why do BG3 halflings have midget proportions? In like all other media adaptations i have seen including the recent movie they have normal human proportions at like half scale similar to peter jackson hobbits.
>>492994336>>492994153have sex
>>492992849Oh, and Faerun's Utility is a nice solution too for being extra silly. Some absurdly OP spells there.
>>492994381I think rigging another skeleton was in their possibilities: have you seen the footage with Mustapha?I think it's unfortunately purely an artistic decision
They didn't want the extra effort, which is why they put in the extra effort, instead of lazily downscaling the model to half-size.
>disguise does not work against dror ragzlin identifying you
>>492994253Was playing Beast Master and I had to swap out because the fucking wolf got stuck on everything
>>492994381Halflings have a unique skeleton though
>>492994883that would require extra effort since wit would need all new animation sets instead of sharing animations with gnomes. like humans and elves being the same when they honestly shouldn't.
>>492994883Are you vagueposting even on things that don't bother you? You're on a slippery slope.
>running back to some druid's grove after your party gets completely wrecked by goblins>the gates are closedyour response?
>>492995309am I Zevlor or Aradin?
>>492995391>after your party gets completely wrecked by goblins
whoops bumped into the spectator
>>492995462...can I be Zevlor?
>some retard human got his party wiped and is now shouting outside the gate which Zevlor has ordered you to remain shutyour response?
>>492995620Easy as piss fight
>>492995620tell my spectator wife I love her!
>>492994253>Getting stuck in the tunnels in the sewers, every time creating a bottleneckThe thing that bugged me the most were the couple of sections where you have to jump/misty step to progress and half the party refuses to move because either they can't or will take a whopping 7 damage. Or when a fight starts and my highest initiative character is smooshed between two others and can't move so I have to waste a bonus action on jump/misty step.>>492994417Haven't tried it but I'll check it out for my next run.
I do wonder if they could have had a height slider like neverwinter nights 2 and just do what fighting games do for throw animations to adjust to each characters different height.or maybe just don't care like kotor where iun the final cutscene the lady pins the medal on your face when you're a fem scoundrel because you're so short.
>>492995768blast this BOP from the grove's PA systemhttps://youtu.be/r-tCtb2EoZE
Chud Vincke needs to realize that he's nothing without /bgg/'s support
Man, but why didn't they just downscale the skeleton instead of rigging a new one? It's just so lazy to put in extra effort when you could just do nothing.
>>492995769I already cleared the creche so they got smacked with the big sword
My beautiful wife Minthara!
>modslop out of nowhere
astarion car astarion car astarion car astarion car astarion car astarion car astarion car
>>492995801Yeah, I feel you. That broken stairway in the Gauntlet before Yurgir, making half the party manually jump down the stairs; Karlach being always stuck in a door but she's the one with the highest initiative. The game isn't coded for a big party, which is strange considering the high number of summons and creatures you can have even with a standard party.
I'm a Chimera, is it safe to play BG3?
>>492995309OPEN THE BLOODY GATE
>>492996127NOOO SWEETIE WHYYYYYY
>>492996226
>>492996150who the fuck is that because it aint minthara
>>492996150Shadowminth?!>>492996370How would a Spectator wear pants?
>>492996543There's a reason he called him his wife and not his husband
so cute
>>492996226The Return of the King™...
>so sloppyPut on a name so I can filter you.
>>492995965i don't know why you're seething about it. obviously at different scales new animations are needed.and they decided to just do the "strong" bodies for elves and humans alike who just so happen to be the same size as half-orcs and fighting game animations wouldn't look premium enough i guess.
>>492993856Devora's feet...
>>492996697Adorable Shadowwhore you have there!
sigh
>>492996910she can have halsin I'm going for my supportive vampire and rizzard kings
Name our Party
>>492997037Average Act 3 enjoyers
>>492996995BASED
everyone understands that if they gave the lae'zel a nosejob or whatever that the screeching about "the male gaze" would be deafening right
>>492997120honestly she has a nice platonic relationship with lae'zel and that's what should be canon instead of going "now kiss" out of nowhere
The only thing that's deafening is the intellectual silence that arises during these hours, wow.
>>492997149They should give Karlach a boobjob these tits are pretty sad
Pik'zelImagine how far she could be tossed
>>492997335ngl realizing that everyones T&A are basically the same ruined the magic of the game to me.
real
But seriously, why didn't they just make the halflings half-size like the hobbits of The Lord of the Rings? It's even in their name.
>can't put ore in the crucible for a second item after killing the big robot guyvery immersive, thank you larian
>>492997515Because they don't want to be called pedochuds, they're leaving the questionable stuff for their next game
something tolkien estate
>>492997487This is what I mean when I talk about the more human aspect of him, btw
>>492997597Finally, a real answer. It's like pulling teeth in here.
>>492994408Best advice I've seen all day
>>492997585uh, yes you can sweaty>>492997515dwarves>halflings>gnomes
How possible/impossible would it be to remake Baldur's Gate 1 and 2 in the BG3 engine?
1. who is your favorite character2. say something negative about their design
gonna lick the blood off him
they should have used the child models but with adult voices for halflings
>>492997487>hates toll collectors >hates gnomesWait a minute...could Astarion...
>>492996226I feel your breath upon my neckA soft caress as cold as death (cold as death)I didn't know you well back thenI blame it all on luck and vain (luck and vain)Your blood like wine, I wanted inOh darling, get me drunk and make me feelIt's not my faultI'm not to blameThese ain't my sinsI broke my chainsThere's more to doAnd I still want to live (live)I feel your breath upon my neckA soft caress as cold as death (cold as death)I feel your heartbeat in my soulOur futures bound, our bodies know (bodies know)Your blood like wine, I wanted inOh darling get me drunk, invite me inIt's not my faultI'm not to blameThese ain't my sinsI broke my chainsThere's more to doIf I can only live (live)I can't go yetDon't let me dieI'll never stopUntil I'm doneBut just tonightMaybe I'll rest in peaceI feel your breath upon my neckA soft caress as cold as death (cold as death)I hear your heartbeat in my soulOur endings bound, our bodies knowI can't go yetDon't let me dieI want to liveMy only oneThere's more to do, if we can only liveThe clock won't stop and this is what we get
>>492997797dramatically complex probably. Neverwinter nights 2 already apparently didn't get a fraction of the creation community of its predecessor because the toolset was so much more complex.
Put the cheeseburger down, Gortsow.
>>492997859Astarion's butt looks very old and non-muscular, a shame
>>492997631
>>492997859>Orin>she is perfect
>>492997951not astarions song
>>492997951is this song about Cazador and Astarion?
>>492997859Minthara.She's not a wood elf.
>>492998083>Is that a FUCKING Menorah?!?!...they're everywhere>>492998250You mean the song that plays after Astarion kills Cazador? The specific song about vampires and abuse? That song?
Cazador is a character who for centuries suffered the negative influence of a bully master, who constantly abused him, and who perverted his nature. When Cazador distanced himself from Vellioth's clutches, he demonstrated and understood that, while remaining faithful to his narcissistic and power-hungry nature, it was also possible to be completely society's waste, losing his human aspect of him.
Name something sexier than Astarion covered in blood.I'll wait.
>>492998497I prefer his hot toxic vampire dad
>>492998497His dick covered in blood
>>492998497Sisters who hate 5E but still post here.Particularly the cute ones who love Gale or have a wicked sense of humor who ship Shadowheart with a bear.
>>492998462He did the opposite tho, perpetrating the plagiarizing of his soul by Velioth. I suppose that what happens when you've been impaled for 11 years, you become a little catty and grumpy
>>492998462Cazador is one of those parents who say you should be grateful they don't beat you as bad as their parents beat them, while still beating you
>>492998497Astarion looking sad and frightened
The worthless pig fuck cannot read. It knows how to misuse a thesaurus, though.
>>492998845Cry yourself to sleep knowing that Shadowheart would never like you irl.
>>492998806
>>492998785I will forever be grateful to Larian for making their Asian players feel "seen."
>>492998645Cazador is ugly
What's Astarion's issue with a giant Tarantula Hawk anyway?
>be sebastian>locked in a cell for 150 years>with 7000 other people>nothing to do>all you have in common with them is that you all had your dick in Astarionimagine the awkwardness
>>492998497John's dead body covered in blood
>>492999131>you too, huh?>mhm
>>492999131Imagine seeing that Astarion now has a female lover too
>>492998497Minthara, covered in Ketheric's blood, sitting on his throne>>492998845I'm now always assuming your copypastas are senseless trolling attempts, without considering the "gentler" side of your nature.
it's in larians best interest to fire most of their writing room into the sun. they only made something compelling by complete accident
>>492999013made for rape
>>492999381What do you mean by that?
My party waiting outside of Sharess' Caress while Shadowheart and I fuck the drow siblings.
do you think the 7000 had sex while they were stuck down there in the vampire dungeon? nothin else to do.
Off the mark again. I'm actually a Galefag. And my druid is the cutest.
>>492999381What do you mean? It only thanks to them that BG3 is such a timeless masterpiece
>>492999381stephen rooney did a pretty good jobhe left tho :(
>>492999487they were all gay tops, so no
>>492999315reminds me of the smut fic where durge expressly cucks nocturne.https://archiveofourown.org/works/56246602?view_adult=true
Is there a mod that allows one to use elven/human/half-elven faces with all of these races?So sick of playing half-elf to not be an ugly fuck
>>492999479Slopfag would never say the F-word. Who is this faker?
>>492999654No - no one in 13 months has ever thought of such a mod before.
>>492999479Remember to take a picture with your friends after you're done.
>>492999654Yeah idk what the mods called
letting astarion top and dom me so he can feel in control for once in his life :)
Not a worthless attention whore, by the way.
>>492999649That's too funny
>>492998298Would elf
>>492999872Missionary over his grave <3
>>492999891Do you need a change on your batteries?
I never said something in favor of sexual abuse, that's beneath me.Has your brain been raped by your uncle recently?
what do you even do in this situation
I don't give a shit about you fags! Where's the patch 7?
>>493000298I get all these status effects when I look at the threadAnyway KYS it’s the only option if you get all of these.
>>493000315>I don't give a shit about you fags!Swen...
>>493000298>*record scratch*>"Baba 'O Riley" starts playing>"Yup, that's me. One might wonder, "How did you end up in this situation?" Well...my name is Tav McTaverson, and this is my story."
Crazy how some random NPC mogs all the female companions
Evil ranking:1 - Gale2 - Dark Urge/Berserker Minsc3 - Minthara4 - Astarion5 - Lae'zelTrue neutral: Shadowheart/Jaheira Neutral good: Current Minsc Good: Everyone else
>>492999495Was someone talking to you?
>>493000585He can only whine or post his ugly self-inserts
>>493000585Voices are always talking to me, in my head. It's just never-ending.
>>492996482damn this lae'zel has vagina instead of cloaca and her nose is real... i could actually romance/play as this lae'zel without being disgusted
>>492999495You are on this Circle, but we do not grant you the rank of Cutie.
>>493000865I demand both of you cease this gender affirming care post haste!
When I type posts, they're always meaningful and insightful, but if you copypaste them, then you're a troll. Stop perverting my thoughts.
another banger from astarion:
>>493000576Minthara and Lae'zel are only evil because their heritage and culture is autistic and edgy. They literally don't know better. Astarion knows better and he still chooses to be an evil fuck, read the necromancy of thay and sacrifice thousands. Gale is an annoying asshole that can be evil if he wants to and I'm sure that with time he'll be a bigger menace than Astarion, but from what we see you can't genuinely believe Astarion places that low.
What the FUCK is shadowheart's problem
>>493000990When I type posts, they're always meaningful and insightful, but if you copypaste them, then you're a troll. Stop making love to my thoughts.
>Filter > Image MD5
>>493001081>>493000990I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEADTHEY COUNCIL ME THEY UNDERSTAND
>>492997923And gypsies. We know he's based.
>>493001049Get the fuck out of my general
>>493001049woah........based
>>493001049dude that look in his eye
>>493001026You don't HAVE to respond seriously to a shitpost.
Gale should've used the Netherese Orb on the brain. Fuck this asshole.
Why does everyone sound like they're busting a nut when they use a ladder?
>>493001481could've just told him no lmao
>>493001026Gale is the most evil character of this game. He is a traitor that wants to be a god and judge you. Gale wasn't tortured or anything.
>>493001520Because they're busting a nut on the ladder
>>493000990Oh so you copy and paste them because you agree with what I think? Thanks, you are so kind despite your plagiarized nature
Female Astarion? I don't know, fellas.The whole deal with Cazador works better when he's a little spawn.I mean, I know there are elements, but the aspect of being a servant has a completely different dynamic between man-man and woman-man.
>>492997872>pedo shit out of nowhere
>>493001520larian devs are gooners if not straight up deviants
>>493001481>becomes a God and can choose any kind of form>he consciously chooses to be...thatWhat kind of ambition is this?
>>493000576Why is Minsc so high?
We post Astarion's random lines?
>>493001664sexual abuse is overdone with women's backstories anywayits fresh to see it from a man's perspective and not as a joke
Is Haste broken? I feel like getting off 6 Divine Smites in one turn is pretty retarded and dishonest.
>>493001864
>>493001882>and not as a jokeHalsin being a sex slave was used as a joke...
>>493001882You're not supposed to reply to my copypasta because I need to prove him wrong and if we engage in discussion these whole past months have meant NOTHING
>>493001882Would you drink blood that has been tainted by ghaik genes?Because House Oblodra tapped mind flayer ass back in Menzoberranzan.What? Astarion's past of sexual abuse? Yes, yes, of course...I relate to him because I'm more of a Finesse guy, haha.
>>493001727It would be fine if they didn't shit on straight men constantly by trying to take away our waifus.
>wyll controls the netherbrain>still black
>>493001791Because Minsc can kill children, enemies or allies or even Jaheira if you manipulate him.
>>493001938I love making someone in the party a twin-haste sorcerer slave, its so strong
>>493001951Well Halsin’s writer found it hot so it was okay
>>493002057This is what twitter addiction does to people it makes you hate normal people and celebrate mental illness
>>493002139imagine shitting on the majority of your playerbase.
>>493001996Silence is complicity. I know this is obvious to most people but keeping quiet about the infamy is something I refuse to do.
le heckin gale pupperoni
>>493001951blame John for that, its probably a kink of his most likely
>>493002241BasedI don’t really care if you guys had a bad time
>>493001951anon how many times do we have to establish that shart and halsin's writer is god awful
It's still funny as fuck how that Astarion thing got under your skin.
>>493002340What an arsehole
>>493002428Leads me to believe whineur is the astarionfag that would lose his shit at the other astarion posters and was a huge faggy sperg
>>493001791Mentally ill that can potentially destroy everything.
Heh. Sexual slavery is so tragic. But didn't Astarion kinda deserve it for not having a father? There's a limerick in there.
>>493002354If you like Shadowhearts writing you have to like Halsin’s sorry I don’t make the rules.
>>492999495
He would be so good for Asty. Such a healing presence.
>>493002879i don't like shart's writing
>>493002517the sebastianposter?
>>493002879her writing objectively becomes infuriating on the nth run.
>>493001664Does that mean Astarion has been gaping for over a century?
>>493002879Shadowheart's writing is whatever, she's carried by her VA, her design and all her extra content and cinematics. John is a terrible writer.>shadowheart is a great name because you can't cast shadows without lightPure garbage
>>493001578even if you tell him no he just goes hmm well that's just your opinion bro and does it anyways
>>493001951Halsin also got raped by a bear
>>493002940it's genuinely sub-sophomoric YA shit that is basically only saved because we are busy twirling our hair at her voice performance and staring at her T&A
while we're shitting on John i fucking hate the "hOw aM i HoLdInG uP tO yOuR eXpEcTaTiOnS" prompt thats always there for some reason and its the same response over and over
>>493002950if this is a new poster, no I’m talking about some guy from last august that would really sperg out, played a tief
>>493003137This says a lot about our society
Where's patch 7? I want patch 7 sex with Asterion
>>493003094qUeEr AlLeGoRY
All my mods broke my ingame kisses. Patch 7 can you fix that
>>493003313*Makes you have sex with Kagha*
Everything about my Shadowcute is perfect.
>>493003313we must be strong... just hold out for a little while longer
Latest cringekino just released
>>493003553I’m not watching this sorry jefeS tier companions is a lie and bullshit
>>493003652The S stands for Shadowheart and Swyll
Character writing is about dialogue. A single cringe line invalidates the entire character. This is why writers with a background in theater are the best.
I like how Shadowheart in Act 3 becomes what Karlach's Origin was in Act 1. It's especially amusing when Shadowheart's origin itself literally never thinks about sex at night. Nice last minute addition to her character, John
>>493003553I'm killing myself and this post is the reason why
>>493003751This. We need more Wyll dances and less gay gnomes>>493003838That's because Karlach was supposed to be the female poly companion before her rework
>>493003553Not your best work
>>493003094>Pure garbageNo one ever says that it's a great name and you can even point out that her name is rather odd when meeting her the first time.I think almost every companion also remarks that she has an odd name when you recruit her.She keeps her original because they didn't want to record a ton of lines for Act 3 whenever Shart is being referenced by name and to collect twitter points for the "deadnaming" analogy with her parents.At best you can also speculate that this is a remnant of her being more "evil" originally and thus chooses to keep that name as some form of atonement.
>>493003553Real
>>493003952>Everyone points out that her name is oddMary Sue antics
>>493003921That's because it's not mine. My OCs are nothing but well done and thought provoking. >>493003952She kept her name because the team wasn't going to revoice every single act 3 line mentionning her lil bro. Origin Shart uses Jenny and Minthara calls her by that name. Her keeping that name is retarded. End of story.
I can’t even spell her real name
>>493003450to seriouspost for a second: she's a good companion but she was rewritten so much and her hack writer couldn't stick the landing because he was writing with one hand. Alot of her act 2 shit is also basically nonsensical because they should have put her stuff into a gale-like platonic/romance scene where they laid out all her internal emo bs instead of hiding it or locking it behind skill checks you miss/fail. genuinely infuriating design decisions
>>493004263I thought her name was Jenvelle and used to shitpost with that name before I learned it was Jenevelle
>>493003838Karlach's writer really liked her.So she made Karlach better over time.
>>493003919>That's because Karlach was supposed to be the female poly companion before her reworkYep, they did one single write on the Origins and never went back to revise. That's why Shadowheart refers to herself as a full elf in Astarion's Origin. That's why Karlach is poly on her Origin. That's why Shadowheart doesn't have sex on her mind at all on her Origin in contrast to the Act 3 pornstar companion version
>>493004263Exxvikyap is a perfectly normal name
>>493004280where is her content in act 2??? whole time she had nothing to fucking say, amazing writing
>>493004465BroYour Sharran temple and little flower?
>>493004465you have to pass like 4 skill checks for her to be like "no nothing wrongs baby" (something is wrong)
>>493004528You're my little flower
>>493003159>"hOw aM i HoLdInG uP tO yOuR eXpEcTaTiOnS"Isn't that dialogue based on your approval? If you've been sitting at 100 approval for 80% of the game, of course it doesn't change.Probably a bigger offender is that the >what do you think about what has happened to us so far?dialogue still bricks after choosing it once.Then again, maybe it's more the better that this dialogue stays "bugged" forever.
When you give her a flower and she does the finger guns is the only time I liked her, why couldn't we have more of that instead of whatever else we got
>>493004607>>"hOw aM i HoLdInG uP tO yOuR eXpEcTaTiOnS"I was told I was exceeding his expectations even though he’s been unfair to me
>>493003952>At best you can also speculate that this is a remnant of her being more "evil" originally and thus chooses to keep that name as some form of atonement.This is retreading conversations this general used to have a year ago, but this type of rationalization never sounded convincing to me. Meaning, I always thought everyone was overthinking it. A name you've had for 40 years is naturally going to be intertwined with your identity. It already is for the companions and the players and they only spent days together.
>>493004465Are you retarded. She has that whole temple and encounter with Aylin
I can save her.
Larian thinks that people abducted by ISIS should have kept their muslim names
>>493004853No + ugly so cant be saved
>>493004773riveting 2 minute cutscene and her cutting her hand into a bowl 3 times for the shar olympics, amazing
>evil Wyll playthough>planning to let daddy die/kill him myself to take his spot as Duke.Who do I romance for maximum political power in the post-game? Ascendant Astarion is essentially the Strahd of Baldurs Gate by the end, but Minthara is a member of the most powerful noble house in Menzoberranzan. I guess Dark Justiciar Shadowheart controls a sizable faction of cultists, but I don't think she would hold as much power as the others.
>>493004853Does a child murderer deserve to be saved?
the frog that became a princess
>>493004960why are you insulting hetero king Sthrad like this?
If a post mentions wyll I'm not reading it
>>493005127Gross
>>493004960This is the way
>>493004925It’s better than fucking Wyll or Astarion in act 2
>>493005316
>>493005146>strahd>heteroHe has 4 brides and one of them is a dude.
>>492997859MintharaMost drow don't really get tattoos because they think it's marring their natural drow beauty. She could just as easily had her house symbol on her armor or a shield or a necklace or embroidery on her shirt etc. This would be twice as useful considering she left the house and now has to cast a spell to remove the tattoo.
>>493005403The only canon that matters is mine
>>493000550Bex is not just "some random NPC"
>>493005395>>>/lgbt/
>>493005207This general's insistence on discussing a non-character will always puzzle me.
>>493005207but didnt you read your own post while you were making it
>>493005398no I get to kiss Astarion in act 2
>>493004971I didn't ask for your input.
>>493005520I did NAWT
Lets talk about Halsin again
Like SH is still at her core concept "designated healer/support GF" and all the shit trying to make her "not like the other healer gfs" is just fucking cringe.
>>493005420Did you mod her to look MORE masculine wtf
>>493005420Cute girl. How long has she been on HRT?
>>493004960Gale is literally a God.
>>493005676is pretty obv swen based her initial character concept off of morrigan but then john did a bunch of weird shit to her
>>493005551He suffers from not mattering to the main story…
>>493005758Exactly as long as this girliepop >>492999495
>>493005575Victoria didn't ask for her life to be cut short, so I guess we don't always get what we want.
>>493005395I dig it.>>493005484this is one of the fruitiest games I've played, this belongs here.
>>493005649I would be addicted to his honey flavored cum I'd carry a canteen of it on all of our adventures."Wow you're so thirsty all the time are you okay?" the other party members would askWell I just love to stay hydrated! Oh Halsin my dear could you go to that stream we passed a minute ago and fill my bottle up? He would smile that gentle smile, but just a hint of mischievousness, and happily oblige
>>493005701Gooners can’t design pretty women
>is pretty obv [HEADCANON]
>>493005989
>>493005676She's an evil cleric (but secretly not). BG2 had an evil cleric with Viconia too
>>493005853Have only women in your party then
>>493005989He pees in the bottle
>>493005810both her and lae'zel existing to tell the male player what a big handsome alpha male they are and how they want to their hip-shattering nasty princess in either conventional or edgy flavor makes them both make sense. Same thing with lady players and gale and astrarion once you start stripping away all the fluff and discourse bullshit.
>>493005649>.>..>...And that was all the comments from the companions about Halsin and his timely death, let's get back to enjoying Wither's get-together party
>>493005989Do you think his cum has natural fertility enhancing qualities. I will fill in the blanks Swen left for us.
>>493006091yeah and she was the OG goth princess you would put a baby in after fixing.
You can kill or stop Halsin. He will be back
>>493005818Good, better than Karlach's last minute but gotta make it matter to the main story writing
>>493006317based
Characters are nothing more but ARCHETYPES once you start stripping away all the fluff and discourse bullshit. They exist solely to fulfill FANTASIES and stroke the player's EGO. This is called character analysis.
>>493006113I wouldnt mind an occasional savory beverage to contrast the sweet sweet nectar he usually puts out. I bet it'd have a delicious herby taste to it.
>>493006317Kinda looks like the devilesse from this angle, kek.
>>493006317I have not used Halsin once since he joined my party.
>>493006621There's a reason you only post pastas and strawmen, sister.
Killing Cazador not being required for the main story makes Astarion's story more impactful. It shows Astarion he matters enough for you to go out of your way, just for him.
>>492997859frognot enough interactions
>>493006641It’s the haircut that’s making you say that.Yes, it does.
>>493006450Are all drow part of the goth subculture? Are they more into Evanescence or Lacuna Coil?
>>493006621I'm sorry we are discussing the twitter quip generator/pussy vendor machine/damsel in distress character because that's all her male writer decided was important to her.
>>493006974How am I gonna cope..
>>493006793You are owed the level of effort you put forth.You post stupid shit and you get stupid replies in return. This is called 4chan.
>>493007109I didn't post any of that garbage. Just reminding you of the stupidity of your genuine posts. By all means, keep embarrassing yourself.
How easy is it to gain lots of shadowheart affinity in act 2? I want to romance her but I also want to see her bitchy dialogues in act 1 but saving her from the pod and choosing dialogues she likes makes her like you basically from the druid grove on. If I gimp my choices to see different dialogue in act 1 is there enough choices in act 2 to get the romance still?
>>493007085Rape Halsin then sneedheart
>>493007085lol
>>493007109You’re a nothing! A nobody! An upstart with nothing to say and a cock in your ass!
>>493007194What is genuineness? What is roleplaying? What is wasting time?
>>493007206Just start over every time you see "Disapproves"
>>493006497I forgot about Karl lol
Agreed. Let's discuss Astarion's fertility. How many dhampirs are he and Tav having?
>>493007085By downloading /ourmod/>https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11524?tab=descriptionhttps://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11524?tab=description>https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11524?tab=descriptionhttps://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11524?tab=description
>>4930074854, a paltry number compared to you know who’s cubs both adopted and naturally conceived. >>493007512I think you should genuinely buy an ad, fuck imbread, put the orin gif as the ad.
>>4930074850 because I kicked his balls so hard he lost any slim chance of remaining sperm virility that he still had.
>>493005841You need to be stopped.
does durge make half-dragonborn bhaalspawn
>>493007485Do you think a character who yearned for freedom for 2 centuries would be eager to become enslaved by parenthood?
>>493007671
>>493007485Just 1 in my head
like what's coming outta sh/karlachs/mintharas coochie here
Swen ordered his slaves to write ludo characters and all john could come up with is him but tall and ripped
>>493007937Based
I just want a cute alien man for the next game
>>493007485I would happily sacrifice Astarion if it mean Karlach could stay in the mortal plane with me
>>493007790Good point
>>493008089guess who's writing him
>>493008089He will cuck you and you will like it
I don't bother with Astarion discussion.
Good morning I love Gale Dekarios
>>493008236I'm gonna kms
>>493007671Based
My dhampir babies….
>>493008282>I need a minthara AI to tell me what to think and feellol
>>493008313Good morning. Today is a day of mourning, for that cute hair that didn't last.
>>493008506Bit sad innit?
>>493008506My AI chatbots just taught me how to be a worse person.
I wish John had a chatbot
>>492997859I wish she had standard vampiric eyes and teeth, like Astarion.
>>493008506I don't need AI Minthara to tell me what to think. It's just convenient it summarized my thoughts. These are sometimes called memes - the DNA of the soul.
>HasNoHeart is pounding on the pod door, shouting that I let her outWhat would you do in my shoes?Knowing what I know, having seen what I've seen. What would you honestly expect me to do?Oh S, why did it have to be this way, what did I do wrong?
>>493008824yikes
>>493008942Let her be with her soulmate. Let her GO.
>>493008942I simply wouldn’t let her out
What would be a cool race for a shadow monk dark urge?
>>493008942>literally 0 assHow does anyone simp for this?
>>493009182Gnome
>>493009182Blue gnome
thinking about this problematic king this morning
>>493009215White girl in a game where the options are green girl red girl or purple man
>>4929978591. Cazador2. Not enough moustache
>>493009382Red girl is White coded
>>492997859AstarionHis starting top is hideous
>>493008942>devil worshipper>whatever. how bad can it be? as a child, she->devil worshipper mentions early on that “short term fun” is better than long term relationships >it’s fine. spoken off-the-cuff, it doesn’t m->devil worshipper ok with a threeway with an elf >I’M MELTING AAAAAAAHHHHHH IT BURNSSSSSS!!
>>493009431No, she’s mutt coded
>>493009703There is literally nothing mutt about her
>>493009763she makes me bark like a dog
>>493008942Still mogged your shitty waifu.
>>493009138>can't let her go>can't bear to look at herS...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXoUJWieOf8
>>493009382I'll pick the white man (the whitest one)
>>493009763WYD when your dog gives you the ‘mutt eye’ for a lil bit of fun?
>>493009808Same. My dick goes crazy for Mama K.
Raphael, Ansur and Cazador down. Time for gortash.
>>493009472fr first thing I do is switch him to the white shirt
>>493009431She has Asian eyes. No eyelids
>>493009472Astarion sucks and has the best clothes in the game THOUGH
>>493009927I wanted to pull up a picture of Astarion's VA thinking it would be some sick own but all I got was "I will never be him". But I will bleach the red gheto booty mutt.
>>493009945I find her personality grating but if she had been more developed/the quirked toned down I absolutely would have gone for her first
>>493010186He’s not attractive either, just posting his face was enough of an own dw
>>493010087Based >>493010130Wrong
do we have any idea when the patch is landing? wanting to start another run, but dont wanna start if the patch is the next day or two
>>493010186Kamski
>>493010186neil is based but he looks like a serial killer
>>493010130I'm not even gonna cope anymore. She's hot and spunky, which is a fresh breath of air compared to the rest of the women in the camp.
>>493010329Soon
>>493010328>>493010140Oops I meant wrong here
>>493010427he did an incredible job even if I'm never gonna seriously romance asty but he deserved those awards.
>>493010434She looks infinitely superior while red wtf
>>493010259Cope.>>493010427Women go nuts for that shit so it checks out.
>>493010489REEEEEEEEEEEEEESoon™ is the worst
Sazza romance confirmed for patch 8
>>493010613I do not find Neil or his faggy bone structure attractive.
I've seen Karlach described as Black, Latina, Asian or Indigenous. I think it's 95% of the time in the context of shitposting, but I'm not sure.>>493010329This week. Maybe on Friday.
>>493010186Looks just like Astarion
>>493010434hard to tell as much with the red but 100% mongrel
>>493010602She does, I just wanted to show her as a human because her redness is a bit distracting.
>>493010549you should give it a try some point, you get some pretty neat insight that you don't get in the friend route
>>493010718I'm trusting the plan
honor mode sorcerer run, i rarely use the class 12 sorc is the way to go? or dump some into warlock for EB? or 1 into wizard? or is 12 pure the best to get the max sorc points
the patch tourists are starting to pour in already... shitpost baiting is so back, sisters
>>493010752Do you have the appropriate equipment? You know the rules.
>>493010752He has one of those unconventional attractive faces if that makes sense
>>493010759I see Asian. Her old concept art and model were black though
Karlach is a Person of Color, let's leave it at that.
>bg3>MUH BUILDS
>>493010985I understand what you’re saying because I also prefer moids to be unconventionally attractive but Neil is just gross. Good luck on your recovery though.
Dragon Age boys!!!
>>493011192thanks
>WotR>Real-Time with Slop
>>493010186I remember him on Hollyoaks. Hated his character on that lol
My dream scenario is to have all the people I like from /bgg/ sitting around a round table, while I serve them soup I made and they all say "wow this is SO good" and ask for seconds.This for me is Love & Harmony.
How come Pathfinder gets horsefuckers but we dont?
>>493011405I would eat crow soup at your gathering.
Love & Harmony & Astarion's SA past is SO funny.
The very first blast of Halsin's seed into Shadowheart while you are asleep or leave them at camp, permanently changes her "scent."This is a druid thing, he essentially completely marks her as his. Even though he allows you to be with her, the scent transformation is always there to remind both of you about his ownership of her.
>>493011563What are you talking about
>>493011563True!
>>493011563I like how flustered he gets when he gets raped
>>493011740mmm goodberry
>>493011763You don't HAVE to reply to my posts every time, asking what I'm on about. You could just ignore me and move on.
Goodberry pie, just oozing with sweet deliciousness. Tav can't stop from slurping it all up!
>>493011963Is it always one person or are you just so crazy that multiple people ask you wtf you’re on about?
>>493011963I don’t know what love and harmony is though??
>>493011963Stop shitposting, you colossal faggot.
>>493011562+1It's not funny, I thought months of copypasta had taught you something. Not a good slopscholar.Here's your (You) for the evening, go buy yourself somethign pretty.No soup for you>>493011506>crow soup...Is this a real thing?
>>493011987I heard Shart is making a goodberry cream pie on the farm. She said we can all have a bite!
>>493012061https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/boards/vg.meta/text/love%20harmony%20bgg/Not an attention whore, by the way.
A certain swine would want you to believe talking about the actual game is forbidden here. That finding fun in-game interactions, challenging yourself or just talking about core game mechanics is to be shunned.He is correct, take that somewhere better. This shithole does not deserve you.
>>493012286Oh I never noticed
>>493012265https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eating_crowOnly spergs are allowed to eat it.
I don't even help Shadowheart escape the nautiloid anymoreI stand and watch her pound on the pod, and I say outloud "You know what you did." Then I turn and leave.Halsin? Dies in the goblin cages. And then I restart. I have done this around 30 times now.I will never forget what you took from me Halsin.
>>493012453That's alright. Stay here long enough and you might start to notice some patterns, some might even call it whining. Would you like to see my Tav?
>>493008135I always sacrifice astarion to get the blessing of booaaal, my only regret is that only three members of the party can have the blessing and astarions replacement wont get it.
>>493011740Would their kids be full elf
>>493012632have you tried killing yourself instead
>>493012590No
>>493012337Talking about what you like about the game is only acceptable if you make it about yourself, your childhood, your feelings, your grandma's recipe... oh, how I miss my nonna. She was The Lord of the Rings movies of grandmas.
Drow Cleric of Lolth or Githyanki Cleric of Vlaakith? Which would be more fun?
>>493012949I think your grandma would be profoundly disappointed in you.
>>493012501Oh, it's a figure of speech then. Well, that's better than actual, crow soup.>>493012337Can you, without proving to be a complete Formula 1 driver, explain in simple terms why I have ever even minimally suggested such stupidity? I remind you that one of our first interactions was you ranting because I asked if it was worth using Phalar Aluve: a discussion about a build. I am genuinely concerned about you and the thoughtlessness with which you are distorting facts.
>>493013040This comment does not inspire Love & Harmony.
>>493012632Best Booaaal route is to have wyll kill karlach for the robe, then sac wyll to the fishes before going and killing the druid grove for Minthara.
>>493013132No it doesn’t.
>it's mistaking multiple anons for the same poster again
sexy man
>>493013535Filthy rat eater
Swine don't deserve to be referred to using person pronouns. That's because swine are not human. Who's "he"? There's only "it."
>>493013578silence, moid
>>493013715Don’t be shy, tell him to hang.
>>493012989Drow are more fun, get a free pass in Act 1 with the goblins, and you won't be playing second fiddle to Lae'zel.
>>493008824Im sorry your grasp of your primary language is so poor that you need to dictate your thoughts to an AI just to post it to an anonymous imageboard
>>493013535Chudstarion
option 1 I'm thinking about
option 2
Finally, someone posting relevant gameplay, and with good taste in mods, too.
>>493014205This one
>>493013324One of the "many" could still deign to respond instead of diverting the reality of the facts into their schizo island of dreams.I've seen you preaching at night time against the "swine", in an empty room full of embarrassment.Perhaps he's right and suffering is the only thing you're capable of.
>>493014314I love dressing up my dolls looking for suggestions on changes to hairstyles for gale as well since I have the origin mirror mod.
I SEE what you do while I'm sleeping. It's DESPICABLE the way you constantly MOVE GOALPOSTS to justify a presence in these threads that STOPPED being relevant MONTHS ago.
>>493014498Meds
By the way fellas, could you give me some advice on my Druid/Monk? Should she punch with her fists or use spells? Heh, I still have 9 other party members to optimize after that, so please be patient. Not doing this for attention.
Oh fuck he’s SCHIZZIN out
>>493014719Anon that wasn't the original post, copypaste the real one if you don't want to be called a hypocrite
>>493014719Fighter
>giving a late night butt massage to Shadowheart>hear a rustling outside and Gale mumbling about plants loud enough to make sure we hear>look up, he's directly looking at us through a window>Shadowheart mouths "what the fuck" to me>confront him about it later so things aren't weird. >he smirks and squeezes my shoulder a few times, says he "forgives me">later he's organizing ingredients while I look through our supplies>"... that's an often misunderstood aspect of hyena ears, here take a look at this specimen">turn to see his ballsack sticking out of his robe, pressing it flat to look like a "hyena ear">he just stares at me smiling like he's won something>"Yep, good one Gale, got me again"Why am I travelling with this literal sex offender
>>493012710u mad>>493013186nah because i want wyll at the mindflayer colony to get the infernal rapier.
I've been here for MONTHS. If I wanted attention... I would have already put on a name. I DON'T want to and I WON'T do it just because you can't contain yourself from interacting with things that bother YOU. What kind of disorder is this? LEAVE me alone and SUCK on this post.
>>493014976which one of you was it? based
>>493014731Has AI art gone too far? The "real art" fanatics can't even tell this is AI!But also, this is not AI and is proof the good anons love me!
>>493012632Good point.
>>493014441Keep posting your relevant gameplay and tasteful modding. It's really improving the thread quality!
>>493013535love staking that fag
>>493014731I love stabbing that bastard lorroakan with the sussy dagger.
Recipe for a potion that would induce ovulation in a tiefling?
>>493014976What does that expression mean Swen
>>493015204what do you guys and gals think about this dye
>>493015327SureIngredients:>my coomInstructions:>put my coom inside thieflingEnjoy!
>>493015121This quote from the Lord of the Rings, the Baldur's Gate 3 of literature, I think is appropriate for this situation.>"Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all those who live without love & harmony" - J.K. SimmonsI feel sorry 4U
how long until the swine turns alliance into jealousy as it realises its fellow slopper is taking away its attention?
>>493015224I'm kissing him more to make up for it
>>493015584Quit projecting
>>493015587Clean the blood off him already
Why is Astarion still called a fag when 90% of the players who romance him are female?
What are the 2023 ascendedsisters obsessing about nowadays?
>>493015736Wyll and Gracestarion
>>493015736men are uncomf that women are attracted to a man who doesn't meet their masculinity standards
>>493015434There isn't enough color contrast in this palette, resulting in a sense of flatness. Try to use colors that compliment Lae'zel's skin tone!
>>493015736Because he has a gay voice and he scares straight male gamers
>>493015863Why not switch her skin tone as well?
>>493015850This also
>>493015863>0
>>493015665I gave him a bath!! How does he look now?
Since this is a game about dressing up dollies and making them kiss, why is there even combat? I don't get it. And what's with the "3"? You have 4 people so you should be "The Baldur's Gate Four"?Didn't they think this through like at all
>>493016028are you telling me to make laezel put on blackface?
>>493015434lae'zel can be... cute?
>>493016028The only skin tone I feel like changing is Minthara's, making her a little paler after spending so much time in the sunlight.
>>493016151Better and kissable
>>493015493I'll give it a whirl. Cheers mate
>>493016074im liking the blue
>>493016224First words out of her mouth "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU". Yeah cute sure
>>493016165Bg4 can add more dollies
>>493004767>A name you've had for 40 years is naturally going to be intertwined with your identity.I mean, a lot of memories are lost on her, so there's that.Then there's also the fact that this "identity" was made for her, she didn't choose it voluntarily.The note you find in her hideout, where she wrote down what she liked and her original name before being yanked away (and likely dragged in front of the mirror), feels simply very odd in this context, especially as she does not remark on it.The lines>I can't be your Jenevelle>You can't a cast a shadow without some lightimplies that the Sharrans basically broke something inside her that there remains something more "dubious" about her, even though she turned away from Shar, thus she chooses to keep the name.Yet at the same time, Seluneshart is pretty much one big moralfag throughout Act 3 and dreams off a becoming a Disney princess - which she then effectively becomes in the epilogue.Basically, the reasoning to keep her name seems partially explained by her retaining some moral ambiguity of her Sharran days, yet that is not reflected within the game.I think her writer also mentioned that the original plan was to be more of a "femme fatale" character and retain that even she turns from Shar, but then later softened her down considerably.
>>493016478>bg4Not gonna happen blood
>>493016074I like this deep blue, I usually dye her clothes with green tones so this is a nice change!Have you considered the Gith armor&clothes mod?https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/5334
>>493016620:( but my dollies
>>493013616Do you enjoy talking to yourself all day? Fucking weird, ngl.
>>493016537>You can't a cast a shadow without some lightno way that line is real that sounds like a shitpost
>beat tranny to death >get rewarded with +1d8 glovesalso what is weird is he has a cleric spell (inflict wounds), several warlock spells (hunger of hadar) and a necromancy wizard spell.
>>493016790Wow is this screenshot from your game!?
>>493016790are you playing on a nintendo DS what's going on here
>>493016790I stung myself looking at this imagehave you ever heard of anti aliasing?
>>493016762Sorry bro. You're just gonna have to play bg3 again
>>493016771I only enjoy that when I reply to Mintharafag.
>>493015736He was made to impregnate us females
>>493016151Ready to meet BOOOAL
>>493016790That’s a drag queen not a transgender erm
>>493016790Niggromancer
>>493016965Seranafag...
I love how shadowheart’s gaze really softens as the game goes on depending on what choices you make. she can find true peace and love after so many years of thinking she didn’t deserve any happiness.
>>493017005I need him NOW.
>>493017373I came in all of those eyes
>>493017373Making my cock soft whenever she's around
really need the actual hugs and kisses mod
so do those party expanded mods break the game at all?
>>493017508They only break the game for people who were dogshit to begin with
>>493017373>When she notices Halsin
>>493017373its called the druid cock stare
>>493016785Well, it is a very generic line for any character that (seemingly) walks between good and evil.
>>493016728will check out
>>493017617um, hello marvel??? One of your writers has escaped
>>493017614>>493017589NO ITS NOT
>>493017508not reallythere's only a couple critical moments in the game, the main one is the boat traversing section in the underdark where you have to dismiss the extra followers before sailing or they become transparentalso, during the cutscene the game will randomly chose 3 of your followers so sometimes it can be a little frustrating and/or some dialogues will be missing (karlach offering to become a squid for example it might not trigger)
>>493017617"We will never erect the third gate without Baldur" type of shit
>>493016537not going with the femme fatale thing was the biggest mistake they made
>>493016902>>493016941>>493016949no, I pulled it off google
>>493017373>after so many years of thinking she didn’t deserve any happiness.Maybe she doesn't...
>>493018182I don't want to see a femme fatale written by larian let alone gooner corcoran t b h
>>493017119its a troon>>493017126kek
>>493018319ngl I thought she was gonna literally kill myself if I left her at the end of my first run. I have to hand it to her VA for nailing the vibe of total despair if she kills her folks.perfect screenshot here to capture it as well
>>493018319You know in your heart
>>493018756"In the shadows of my heart I know I still love you." Would've been the chef's kiss for this game
>>493018756Now THAT is a druid cockstare
I cucked HALSIN
>>493016537>Basically, the reasoning to keep her name seems partially explained by her retaining some moral ambiguity of her Sharran days, yet that is not reflected within the game.Isn't she still the same person to some extent, still favoring the pragmatic approach rather than becoming a complete moralfag with a snap of the fingers? Turning away from Shar doesn't mean, nor can it be the complete rejection of every single belief she ever held, which would all be Sharran. She moves from a shade of dark to a shade of grey, and in doing so, also acknowledges how her past has shaped the person she is. The same for all of us. It's realistic, and dare I say, decent writing. I'm just not seeing the incongruence, corny lines aside.
>>493019009Cucking Halsin speed run strat?
>>493018756>>493018856a shadow heart..?
Missionary with Astarion as he looks at you like
>>493019180Worse than a title drop and it's just some mid chick that shit tests you constantly despite being average
>>493019105she told my durge she was gonna go find some goblins for me to torture and wasn't super upset when I sacrificed the annoying elephant to Bhaal-daddy because I didn't give a shit.
>>493019387You deserve to be shit tested
>>493017960>during the cutscene the game will randomly chose 3 of your followers ah, so it's not really like all members are always there, just the usual 3 for dialogue stuff
>>493019180holy fuck
>>493019305He’s on top ><
>>493019374meanwhile she dreams about sex with halsin
>>493019563makes me melt
what's a good one level dip for a fighter
>>493019865wizard to get armor proficiency and still get LVL6 spells
can anyone tell me honestly how much of this shadowheart cucks you thing is real and how much is schizo delusion? im 90% sure its a mix of both
All Astarionsisters ever post about is rape, degradation, abuse, kinky sex over his grave, etc.They do not contribute in any way to the moral and content growth of this thread.
>>493020016>They do not contribute in any way to the moral and content growth of this thread.??I posted rape content!
>>493020016better than whatever tf this post is
>>493019446I've literally done her cult's gay ass test for her. If that doesn't make her wet then she needs to check herself
>>493019865war cleric
>>493019993how about you download the mod that gets rid of cuck content and unlocks hugs with her? Quit bitching. https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11524?tab=description
It's so transparent.
>Shadowheart and La'zel voice actresses react to thirst comments
>>493020439remember when a bunch of depraved freaks went to neils stream and sexually harassed him
>>493020641you mean every stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGPdWa695-Y
>>493019305<3
>>493020641I don’t really care if he got harassed.
>>493020775only good post ITT
>>493020641What happened?
Talk about the Blade.
>>493020775dragonborn is the only good race
>>493020996I want his sting inside me
>>493020775gem
Best girl
The elusive and silent Frog poster...
>>493020959idk specifically but theres always a bunch of weird parasocial ppl in chathe doesn't acknowledge it tho
The fraud of frontiers...
>>493021196Imagine interacting with people who tatooed on their back the scar of the character you voiced in a fucking video game no wonder he doesn't want to talk to them
uhhh mizora provoked my blade
>>493021196Cringe!
>>493021089Remove those disgusting piercings
>>493021336If you didn't you're not a TRVE SOVL
You arsehole!
What happened with Dammon's voice actor?
>>493021441They look good on her
>>493021728shh
>>493021728canceled by twitter
if she looks good with piercings it means she's ugly without them
>>493021763No they are ugly as shit
>>493021873What did he do
>>493022265>>493022265>>493022265
>>493022275>>493022275>>493022275
>>492977794>>492977616They whitewashed herSwen is a racist chud
don't post in the cheating whore's OP
>>493022552Shadowfart’s OP was second, so no! I shant post in her monkeypox filled pussy thread!
>>493019105>still favoring the pragmatic approach rather than becoming a complete moralfag with a snap of the fingers?I simply don't recall a situation in Act 3 where Seluneshart shows any intent to be pragmatic.For example, in Act 1 she initially says that we shouldn't help Arabella (though she does approve obviously).In Act 3, when Yenna approaches you, she says it shouldn't be an issue to keep Yenna in camp.Of course, it's about a kid and whatnot but you get the idea.You could blame it on Act 3 having a lot of high stakes situations where a pragmatic solution isn't necessarily possible but you are pretty much being raked over the coals by her for any evil decision, whereas the good decision usually gets her approval.An example would be deciding Redhammer's fate.Handing him over to the crazy Umberlee priestesses gets a disapproval from her, despite the fact that you>get a reward>avoid a fightmeanwhile, the alternative means you have to fight the Umberlee Priestesses and get jackshit by comparison.Act 1 Shadowheart should absolutely approve off selling him out.
>>493022246someone stalked his twitter likes and found rightwing memes
>>493023004erm....
>>493023286It’s over to him
>>493022439based. Billions must breed with tieflings
>>493023286He liked posts wow that a riot
patch when? it was supposed to come out yesterday
organizing multiplayer with mods is horrendous
