Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General. Here we discuss ALL things Sonic!/sthg/ #7602 - Groovy Edition>Sonic the Hedgehog 3 - Official Trailerhttps://youtu.be/OSOyFiOiNd4 >Sonic is getting a five issue crossover miniseries with DC, further collaboration will continue through 2026https://youtu.be/t8b1woTWRIY >Sonic Rumble - Announce Trailerhttps://youtu.be/Em6-SjjaYQE >IDW Release Dates:Sonic the Hedgehog #75 - 11 December 2024Sonic the Hedgehog #76 - 05 February 2025Sonic the Hedgehog #77 - 19 March 2025>General link compilation:https://pastebin.com/v28z0i4Phttps://web.archive.org/web/20201011115814/https://pastebin.com/ryx42C0W>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Uk5U8jY_RPZF9m_gmPfSOfCngAOSAxy393dsQVPoOyQ/edit#gid=0>Perfect System Collection:https://drive.google.com/file/d/1nnOjrAPad6L7Bvi_wKMcVJqD_ql8MLjH/view>Sonic comic scans:https://grabber.zone/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org//sthg/ OC info:sthgoc.tumblr.com/archive//sthg/ cytube:https://cytube/r/sthg/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Thread: >>503361054
bump sex
AS LONG AS I'M AROUND, YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE A WINGMAN.THE FOREST IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE ON EARTH.I DON'T NEED THE DETAILS, JUST TELL ME WHO TO SMASH.YOU MAY NOT LIKE THE WAY I DO THINGS, BUT I GET THINGS DONE.
hot fat knuckles is my favorite headcanon now
Sonic characters for this feel?
Tang
Somebody order calamari? https://files.catbox.moe/rhb7y0.jpg
Caption this image!
I love this precious treasure! Love her!
Maria getting killed on the big screen is going to be the greatest moment of this franchise
if you were born after 97 you are a zoomer
>>503398198>>503398282
>>503398475don't you call me a millennial
CATS ARE DUMB!GOOD NIGHT!!
>>503398218https://youtu.be/9JxIw58lkHQ?t=26
>>503398084Bureizu-denka protecting Emī-chan!
>>503398437>S... SSTOP CHEERING!!!
https://files.catbox.moe/l0jz9y.mp4
Westerners be like: Sonic needs to make out with a hot chipmunk
>>503398084https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da9VdQlqKmw
>>503398727>hot
>>503398727What do Antarctic sonic fans be like
>>503398489>Fang with accomplicesNot canon, Fang is a loser lone wolf that no one likes.
>>503398489
>>503398812they be like brrr>>503398818*lone jerboa
>>503398727Don't you have your own special set of fetishes as well, eastfag?
Shadow voted for Trump
>>503398835This is what I thought Sega was planning to do with Fang on the long run, keeping his team with Bark and Bean and adding Trip, but turns out they actually just wanted to show how they all leave him alone for being such a piece of shit lmao
>>503398558I don't make the rules bub
https://files.catbox.moe/epztw3.mp4
>>503398727I don't see no problem whatsoever
>>503398835
>>503398084Blaze is shit.
>>503398253>>503399031God I wish that were me
>>503398475i wish i wasnt honestly. i wish i was born 10 years earlier sometimes i dont even care that i would be 32 now atleast i couldve experienced more of the world before smartphones and computers took away our humanity
>>503399027Only because Sonic was running against him.https://youtu.be/ArYaG8nyI0U?si=D18haVCd6Foddd1m
>>503398253>>503399031>Knuckles stopped working out for one week
>>503398563Bratty fox needs correctionhttps://files.catbox.moe/8q1cue.jpg
>>503398253could you make sonic (non fat) cuddling a human woman on the hammock
uuuu Tangle i’m sad and gay
I envy people who got to live their childhood, teenage years and 20's without smartphones.
>>503399571>”I’m not your therapist, fatty!”
>>503399096fang the taker of trip’s virginity….
>>503399609I wish I could live in Sonic's world. At least they are not addicted to smartphones there.Our world will probably never be the same. It's really depressing, fellow /sthg/ anon friend.
*BEEP* *BEEP*Best ship coming through.
Since some anons have asked what parts of Fang are wolf and what parts are jerboa, here is a diagram. Touma said his prototype was based on a jerboa, and after some polishing, he became his current design (or shape, which could just mean body proportions) which they thought didn't look much like a jerboa. Both Touma and Sonic Team agreed to have him be half-wolf.Here you can see how both wolf and jerboa elements are incorporated into his design.
>>503398253I'll request for Sonic and Cream cuddling
>>503399991What animal does the cowboy hat come from?
>>503398253>>503400090...nude.
>>503400095echidna
>>503400095
>>503400090noo make it a human please :(
>>503399991Damn, he really does have Shrek ears.
>Trip sees Fang's dick for the first time"Aww, it's so cute... Hello, little guy~"
>>503399916*BEEP* *BEEP*Best copyright law in the universe coming through!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-WwL2FzjV4
>>503399869>I wish I could live in Sonic's world.I wouldn't go that far nigga. Too many world ending threats.
>>503400316Make it BOTH
Bun!
>>503400386two humans cuddling
>Trip sees Knuckles' dick for the first time"Eew, what the heck is wrong with it? Why does it have four heads?? It's still getting BIGGER???"
>>503399991My headcanon is that his dad was an archeologist and his mom was a treasure huntress.
>>503399770uuuu Tangle i’m so FUCKING gay help me Tangle uuuu
>>503399991How do a wolf and a jerboa make a baby? Impossible.
>>503400601imagine trip tripping and her helmet squashes his dick and it shoots out blood and is irreparably wounded haha
uuuu Lanolin gib lesbian milkies uuuuu
>>503400346meds
>>503400860>>503400601>>503400346remember when anon asked why people didn’t like tang?
>>503400373Sonic's world is a Crapsack World. It must be horrible to live in such a chaotic universe.
>>503399571>>503400819>>503400906shut up fatty
>>503400829By being a blobian.
>>503400829Eggman did it via genetic splicing
>>503400604so do most blobians have same-species parents? are mixed-species couples seen as a bad or rare thing?
>>503401093The species usually follows the same sex parent.Fang is an XXY.
who's the most common porn ship
>>503400964I hated that ship of theirs. it's design smells of meta era.
Surge.. Is the character I care most about in this entire fucking franchise and its not even close.>>503398084IS THAT REAL!!???
>>503400829Forces treats Sonic species like races and Knuckles refers to the echidnas as “his race”.
>>503400829With the power of love
>>503400829Mobian "species" differences basically come down to shapes and colors. It's not like the vast difference between actual wolves and jerboas. I still think canon hybrids are a bit weird but it's hardly Wailord on Skitty level.
>>503400346>"Aww, it's so cute... Hello, little guy~"This is something weirdly IC for her to say.
>>503401276fang being insecure over his man-titties...
>>503400420sad bun
>>503401306Anything with cream
>>503401093I bet SEGA changed their minds and made Fang just a jerboa to keep the thoughts of crossbreeding out of children’s minds.
>>503400860I would take him in and fix him
>>503401320Same.
>>503398475I've still played every mainline game except for Lost World.
Someone should ask Ian on his podcast if the animal people of Sonic’s world can still crossbreed like they did in Archie.Even if he bullshits an answer, it’d be worth watching him get uncomfortable at the idea of animal characters having sex.
Surge is gayKit is gay Sonic is gayTails is gayKnuckles is gayAmy is gayEggman is gayI’m gay
>>503401797The Shape of Hedgehog
>>503401797The design is so lazy. They didn’t even try to make her look like Maria, that’s just her clothes and hair her mom put on her that morning
>>503401779Clearly, you've never read Evan's fetish material about where mobians come from.
>Just watched an equally cute but furry IP get executed in real time in /v/ because it was indie.RIP Atlyss. Sonic is so lucky in some ways.
>>503401306Anything with Rouge or Emi>>503401529You pedos are always delusional
TURN GOOD TURN GOODTURN GOODTURN GOOD
“Tangle look how gay I am”*does a gay little dance*“uuuu…”
>>503401779don't give ian moneyalso he's already answered a question about human on blobian breeding
>>503401994spiteful faggot
>>503401571I prefer fluffy chest Sonic like in the movies because it makes him so much more fuckable. Imagine nuzzling into his chest fur and taking in his scene with deep breathes while you massage his little hedgehog prostate.
>>503399991Can you also do a diagram for Bean? He's a Woodpecker-Duck hybrid.
>>503402107Your empty seething proves me right, brainwashed consoomer
>>503402165His mother is also a human woman.
>>503401543We don't know Sega's stance, literally all we have is Ian saying he's only being referred to as a jerboa these days "to keep things simple".
>>503401779Blobians don't have genitals.
Who's against Shadamy?
>>503402075forgot to include Emi. But yeah pedos love to pretend that there's more of them than there are. Pedos are a minority WITHOUT the rights that come with it. Always remember that.
>>503402402Amy is 12 btw.
>>503402471Out of 10!
>>503402392Me.
>>503402471>muh 12She's almost never depicted that way both in game and in porn. In games and porn she's either depicted as mid to late teens or and adult.
>>503402075>>503402402e621 nuked all the loli/shota from the site earlier this year
>>503402471and he's 1
teekini
Shadow is 50, Amy is 12.
>>503402582>In pornOpinion discarded
>>503402621Out of 10!
>>503402582>muh 12holypedo
>>503402582Her design and diaper-pantsu are taken from little elementary school girls in anime
Shadow is a metrosexual from the 70s, confirmed
>>503402610Only the human loli/shota. Anthro and feral loli/shota is still there. Get it right.
>>503402402>>503402075Now adjust those figures for how many games and other media they've appeared in.
>>503401306Shadow and RougeSally x the universeBlaze and Silver
>>503399390This but with Kit
Amy is 12 and you're a pedophile. Just own it like Colono.
>>503402582>She's almost never depicted that way both in game and in pornThe art of ugly bastard Sonic and Bugs Bunny raping Amy disagrees
>>503402798irrelevant.
>>503402645amazon teek
>>503402968>The art of ugly bastard Sonic and Bugs Bunny raping AmyContext?
I’m allowed to fuck Shadow since he is over 50
Michiyoshi says tha Vanails and Rails are canon, how comes we don't see those ships in the games? SoJ lore manager is fucking things up and Ian isn't on the same wavelength.
>>503402765cub was also removed after that
>>503402868>Blaze and SilverI'm pretty sure Rails by itself has more porn than Silver's entire character
>>503402721You realize we're talking about SA1 and onward amy and not classic amy right? Classic Amy porn is depicted as a loli both in porn and media. SA1 and onward Amy is depicted as a Teenager/Adult.
>>503402392I'm not but I hate it when people use it to shit on Sonamy.
4
>>503403129They don’t want to risk ruining something that’s already perfect
>>503402968>obscure art that no one has seen beforeYou know what "almost never' means right?You FUCKING moron.
>>503403305I never wanted to fuck a twelve year old so bad!
This is canon
Derailing this threadWith no survivors
>>503403280COPE
>>503403481Was getting cock part of your plan?
>>503403280me when someone asks me 3 + 4
>>503403305I kinda wish Amy had kept her classic hedgehog quills instead of wearing them down like echidna dreads.
>>503403328Why is half the world night?
>>503403280when someone asks me 2+9
>>503403536the cum rises
I have drawn tails fighting the Alicorn from ace combat 7 dlc
>>503403647i wish mephiles buttraped him and dropped him in a ditch after
>>503403665She's in front of a dark skyscraper
>>503401491Make her happy :(
>>503403217Modern Amy? The 12 year old underage girl in Adventure? The one that is 4 years older than the 8 year old Classic Amy? That Amy?
Mephiles should come back again.
>>5034036042 + 2 = 5
Itch is the most well written Sonic fanfic I have ever seen
Why are these threads always about sex
>>503403826Shut up Blaze
IDW lost
>>503403917>Mephiles shows up to Sonic>"I am Shadow, and I'm stupid"
>>503403991preteens tend to be horny all the time
>>503403773Cool.
>>503404013It lost me six years ago.
>>503403991Sally is an active user on sthg
>>503403773Awesome crossover
>>503403946>ItchContext?
Me when I see Amy (12)
>>503403906done
>>503403991Honey posts here.
>>503404031But he's not Shadow.
>>503404013Why do you say that?
>>503404187he's his shadow
>>503403924>"How many fingers, Winston?"
>>503404134Where’d you get that photo of me and Amy?
>>503404038Sex with preteens
>Because you just told me, fox boy!
>>503404134>>503404174Based humanxmobian chads
Hmm foxboycock
>>503404276fleetway sally was so much better
I don't want to be into Sonic in my 30sThat's a scary thoughtBut it might come true
>Because you just fucked me, fox boy!
>>503404187>Mephiles, why are you getting in my way?>"I'm Shadow. Shadow the hedgehog"The joke I'm making here is about yesterdays twitter takeover and that Mephiles looks like Shadow
Eggbat
>>503404095>Nicole open /sthg/ and post smug pictures of me again.
>>503400420>>503401491>>503404174where is bunnie's cock?
>>503404525I'm already in my 30s and I like Sonic, got a problem with that?
>>503404525Find a different hobby and start getting into it from now
>>503404525why not?
>>503404525>approaching my thirties>just now getting into Sonic after it's been in the background for most of my life
>>503404660nonexistent futafag
>>503404751bunnie is a communist trans queen with a massive package. cope chud.
>>503404579He looks NOTHING like Shadow, are you stupid?
>>503404839drown it
>>503404878even in this form he still looks like shadow
>>503404839Sonic and his onahole
Sonic
>Snively... What color is my heart?>I see no heart sire...>Precisely!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI-FxbJ8g1k
Reminder that this is my wife and I'll breed her hard.
>>503404878He starts as a bootleg Shadow and he meets Silver in that form. before he starts looking like a walking crystal mine
>>503404684Yes. You post Mina and that's a problem>>503404716Sonic is aimed at kids, teenagers and college students, not for 30 year olds
>>503405004He looks less like Shadow than Sonic, fucking look at him.
>>503401779There are more important questions like if blobians can impregnate chao and flickies
>>503405160Oh course you don't see a heart, dummy, that hole leads to the stomach, heart is in the chest area, inside the ribcage, outside the stomach.
>>503404878Headcannon time.Mephiles is a god and they have no formThat liquid when he first escaped was his 'true form'He took on Shadow's form at first to mock himThe crystalline form later was just him getting lazy / adapting to his environment
>>503405208sonic is not remotely aimed at college students lmao
I post Sally daily and I'm 19. I'm a renegade. You can't stop me.
>>503405232>dark coat>forehead stripe>same quills>chest furjust remove the crystals
Silver
>>503405160>1... 2, 3, 4, 5 throat boxing bags
>>503405194Okay but he doesn't look like that anymore, has he even take that form again since then??
>>503402084Not him, what was the answer?
Sonic is 33
>>503405208>Yes. You post Mina and that's a problemYes, so? I also love the sheep and I'm living the dream IRL.
>>503405549it’s on everyday life with mobian girls he was a co-writer
>Sonic X - 4kids retarded editshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYUdTLFAwZ4
>>503405618I'm not going to read all that.>"Can humans and mobians breed together?">"Yes."
>>503405412The constant pandering with the Classic stuff like with Generations make me think otherwise
Shadow
>>503405479Source? Is this from some creepypasta?
>>503405648what's so wrong with blobians drinking? they can't get drunk anyway
>knock knock>Hi, I'm Shadow, and I'm STOOPID
>>503405650Silver Gyrados is a Physical Attacker
>>503405160robotnik could fredbear chomp snidely
>>503405485He'll probably change forms again when he's sealed and gooed for another 1000 years
Archie? Forever canon
>>503405842But you look nothing like Shadow...
>>503405872...but not to games.
Oh, I understand now... Saying you're an "Everythingfag" is just a less abrasive way for you to admit you are a mindless, insipid, hyperfixated consoomer that would shamelessly shill any sort of half-baked, beneath contempt, lambasted, pigshit content that sega or any 3rd party media company pulls out their convulsing, shitty rectum. The last thing this insidious and shitty fanbase needs is to force disingenuous, toxic positivity which ""everythingfags"" A.K.A, walking, biological, garbage disposals with legs want to push so badly in which is in order to be the ideal sonic fanboy is for you to love and worship all facets of the fanbase and franchise no matter how shit and contrived it is. Even ignoring the complaints leveraged by fans who refuse to associate themselves with them really shows how tasteless everythingfags are. They're only obsessed with trying to convert the whole world to their inane retarded, destructive and ultimately wrong opinions. Lobotomite furfags that calls themselves "sonic fans" often use this tactic to push other fans to like dated, westoid Sonic garbage and or often try hide behind everythingfaggotry to shill their awful ham-fisted and inept westshit fanfictions filled with incoherent drivel and nonsensical, edgy and asinine plot lines. All bottom of barrel garbage by talentless hacks that sega (and fans with adequate taste) rightfully doesn't want to associate with anymore. They can't refute or argue against any kind of sophisticated criticism thrown at them and call you a "jap purist" or "gatekeeper" because that's all their potato brained minds can equate up to. Not everyone wants to consoom your half-hearted and awful goyslop in your feeble hugbox. People can like and hate whatever part of the franchise they want.This is and always will be true and if you disagree you can cry about reality not suckling off your delusional world views and stick a grenade up your botched neovagina for all I care.
>>503405648You guys could have blamed western network standards instead of the dubbing studios. Now anime like Boruto is locked to adult only channels in the US because dubbers don't censor shit anymore. The digimon remake can't even air because of excessive use of the word "die" and a single use of "hell".But nobody ever asks for a change in network standards.
>>503405848HOLY FUARK HES USING BOUNCE
>FLATouge>BUSTYouge
>>503405985>Now anime like Boruto is locked to adult only channels in the US because dubbers don't censor shit anymoreGood.
>>503315375*scuttles* WHO is HUH!?!?!?!?
>>503405972Uh oh.....sallyxisters... he's talking about us....
Marinebros...https://twitter.com/P1ctur33/status/1860094856909218251
The month is almost over and we don't have new Sonic Pict or the December art poll
Antoine being stretched with my fist as he screams
>>503406323Bunnie...
>>503406017I can only imagine the amount of work must've gone into censoring the whole series. Like at what point do you tell the rating company "Nope, it's too expensive, rate it however, I don't care!"
>>503406323What the fuck Bunnie?
>>503405803Artist is HaileyS21307437
>>503405972Genuinely what the hell did the western side of this franchise ever do to positively contribute to sonic? The movies maybe but the only thing westslop has done for this franchise was create a bigger divide in the fanbase, make it a complete joke in the 2010's, gave us ken penders and furry degenerates and bad licensed cartoons and comics like IDW and archie.
>>503406361When that happens they just cancel the show like with one piece.The 2000s was a terrible time for anime because all producers in the west saw cartoons as for babies.
>>503406447The movies are the worst garbage I've ever seen. Don't try to give them some sort of pass.
I want to play a game
>>503406012blocks your path
>>503405972Everythingfag shit is for Sonicfags with rock bottom standards. And that's incredibly horrendous knowing you already need to have fairly low standards to be a fan of the series.
I want to have sex with Tom Wachowski
>>503406629
>>503406241sonic ryona oh yeah
>>503406241What month was that one?
>>503406781Maddie...you had 20 years to do...him.
>>503406781Duofag...
>>503402868>Blaze and SilverTwo got like two porn comics and that's it meanwhile there no pic of Sonaze without Sonic raping her or sexually harassing's her
>>503405972Western sonic will never truly die until that hack Ian flynn is out of the picture. Which is the day the franchise finally gets liberated. I strive to see that in the future
>>503406447Reuse level design from 20 year old games to make the best Sonic game ever made in 25 years by the mania for the mania please buy penny's big breakaway evening star is bankrupt and taxman is about to be homeless
>>503404525The solution is simple; have kids and get them into Sonic. Then you'll have an excuse to be into Sonic in your 30s.
>>503406836>>503406872This one https://x.com/SonicOfficialJP/status/1860458305451434283
>>503406614>The movies are the worst garbage I've ever seen.Why though? Context? Feel free to write spoilers.
Does consent exist in the sonic world?
>>503403826Too bad Silver can do that to everybody and nobody can do that to him right?
>>503407081they added a owl milf that will never be canon
>>503406447The western makerting helped the series enough to compete with nintendo and mario but that was about it.
>>503406447Japs don't generally consume junk content like Sonic, but Westerners are glad to, which comprises the majority of Sonic's funding.
>>503407104Only if you're strong enough to say "No" and fast enough to get outta there.
>>503407104consent is automatic
>>503407058
>>503407104Depends on how old you are
>>503405160Please tell me the scene doesn’t actually transition into a Ren & Stimpy grossout image in the actual show.
>>503405208Sega themselves said that Males 18-45 are Sonic's secondary target demographic.
>>503406781Listen I get bit that Sonic dad it's wrong
>>503407352nigga WHAT
>>503407327>Sonic telling board members who his target demographic isHow to get on the SoA board so Sonic will talk to me?
>>503407327this image is corporate dystopia
>>503406138This is heartbreaking…
>>503407403Sorry I'm thinking of Tom Donut hole
>>503407081Shoehorned obnoxious human characters rather than focusing on Sonic characters. Same reason I hate those transformers movies too.
>>503405972No, no, NOOOO! You're wrong! Here's why!*horrifically loud sounds of wet sharting from my adult diaper drowns out my baby rage rant of why you're wrong*
>>503406874Maddie is pregnant at the end of Sonic 3.
Enough time has passed...What do we think about Kocos?
>>503406447>Genuinely what the hell did the western side of this franchise ever do to positively contribute to sonic?The sale of 40 Million Genesises, 12 Million Game Gears and 9 Million Dreamcasts.The franchise would've ended after Sonic 2 if it had performed as badly in the West as it did in Japan.
just saw a pic of whisper eating blaze's farts
>>503407753Lalalala can't hear you.
>>503403167>>503402868I counted this onceRails actually has more porn than every other straight Rouge ship combined
>>503400961Any given thing you post here is bound to get someone's panties in a twist. Antis are way up their own asses.
>>503407281I want to hug her so badly…
>>503407872Why does Tails have so much porn?
>>503407985>FoxThat's it.
>>503406138>14 yrs / any pronouns / professional shipper of espilver/blazamy / doodles / stupid brainrot and I am asthmaticwhy are they like this
>>503407985People who desire cute characters are drawn to the franchise and Tails is the cutest
>tfw /sthg/ probably consists mostly of 30-40 year olds right now that could be taking care of their family atm or at their job instead of wasting time talking about how much they want to fuck a cartoon animal (assuming they even have anybody)
>>503407985Lots of nerds self insert as him.
>>503408039>bringing up this shitwhy are you like this.
>>503407985He cute
>>503408092The future is then, young man
>>503408075Made for impressing Older Batladies
>>503408039>espilver/blazamy>stupid brainrot and I am asthmaticYeah, I can tell
>>503408092>at their jobBitch it's the weekend and who the fuck is dumb enough to start a family in this economy?
>>503407985
>>503407753>Maddie is pregnant at the end of Sonic 3.The Father? WADE WHIPBVLL
>>503408092hey bucko I’m 20 flat.
>>503407174Japs think they are above junk, but they have no understanding of how economics works. They will be undercut by people willing to go cheap and adopt mediocre shit instead.
FUCKING SILVER COLOR PALTEET IS #E7EDE9 WHICH IS GREEN!
Espio cheating on HotShelter.Ok, I'm done for now.
>>503407174>Japs don't generally consume junk>watches the 50000000th Isekai anime
>>503407985loser little brother gets handed the 2nd controller and plays as the loser little brother character. 20 years later the little brother never stopped self-inserting and spends his entire unemployment paycheck on porn comissions.
>>503408291This fatass unfunny retard is the most s’oy and shitty part of both the chipmunk movies with the lamest redditor “muh snackplate” excuse for humorSo i hope he eats up loads of screentime in 3 so it flops
>>503408092People can afford the time for some tomfoolery between their life duties, anon.I really should be studying now though
>>503407667>Shoehorned obnoxious human charactersWhich characters? What's bad about each one of them?
Would Sonic break the Master Emerald to get Knuckles to go on an adventure with him
>>503408092I can’t start a family. I have autism
>>503408451That's Platinum, isn't it?I always heard that platinum white had a slight green tint.
>>503407985People love /ss/
>>503408307give me 20 busty
>>503404569>Because you’re gonna fuck me, fox boy!
>>503408613Anon, Autism is hereditary. Sure it's a recessive gene, but for you to get it, some other autist had to successfully reproduce at some point in the past.
I genuinely like Wade. I thought he was kind of cute. You guys make it sound like he was like Chris or something when he's just some sad dude with abandonment issues. He genuinely enjoyed being friends with Knuckles and training with him. I really don't get the hate. Did you actually expect 2000s style writing to come back ever?
>>503408467Finally, some non Silver fagslop. Pretty cool.
>>503408451>231,237, 233Yeah, green all the way
>>503408896He’s genuinely a retarded manchild like (YOU)
>Just want some Rouge porn>Tails almost always forced inI can't self insert as this kid god dammit come on I just want some bat tits
>>503408467wheres his dick
>>503409053it retracts
>>503408925It does have more G than R and B, to be honest.
>>503409085By 2%
>>503408613yeah i dont want to give anybody else this condition it kinda sucks
>>503409028-miles_prower
>>503407985Fox shota with a fat ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aMCVgRKcP4
>>503409337>Mephiles loses his color after finding out Amy just wanted to fuck Shadow instead of showing him mortal entertainment
>>503409328They were made for eachother
>>503409337What the hell is that concert about
>>503408451What?
>>503409595from new Twitter Takeover
>>503407985Tails' fans consists of Furfags, Homosexuals, Pedophiles, and Self-Inserters. You do the math.
>>503408896>I genuinely like WadeSame here, even though he's the butt of a lot of jokes, he's a genuinely likeable character.>Did you actually expect 2000s style writing to come back ever?Not in the Movies for sure. Give me some good emotional moments, decent plots and nice action sequences and I'll be happy. You can't expect much out of Hollywood when dealing with a videogame IP.
>>503409328>>503409520>fucking pears
>>503409316Blessed
>>503409871FAS looking Silver
>>503409871Cursed. He looks like a Spark the Electric Jester character.
>>503409328>>503409520>>503409861
>>503408101>>503408513>>503409696You keep saying this as a cope but the truth is it’s Sonicfags >>503409028 who are self-inserters. Tailsfags just like little boys
I hate 2000shit so I'm glad the movies will raise a generation of kids who can't access it and see their version as the true Sonic
If Roger is so cool why are all Sonic fan project voices just doing Ryan/Jason impressions
>>503410365Some of them do it out of petty spite
>>503399991>Jerboas are small, desert-dwelling rodents known for their agility, speed, and keen senses. They rely on their quick reflexes and ability to sense danger and survive. Fang's jerboa side would make him cautious, observant, and always on the lookout for stuff, making him hyper-aware of his surroundings.>Wolves, on the other hand, are pack animals known for their loyalty, social structure, and strong sense of family. They are also predators, symbolizing strength and cunning. The wolf side of Fang would make him territorial and possessive, over his bounties, over his bike, over his treasures, or over anyone he views as a part of his 'pack.'>But these natures combined aren't purely to his benefit. Fang's attempts to channel his jerboa traits can result in clumsiness. Trying to channel his jerboa-like swiftness, but his larger wolf-mixed body causes him to misjudge distances or collide with things unexpectedly. He benefits from both of his natures, but his abilities make him overconfident, and he lacks the finesse to utilize either of his dual natures perfectly, since they're always going to be somewhat in conflict.
>>503410321>Sonicfags >>503409028# who are self-inserterst.projecting tailsfag
>>503410321>saying this in the general that has Sparkylol yeah okay
>>503410348(You).Kneel to Blaze and apologize for your hersey against Dimps.
>>503410365I like Roger desu. Jason and Ryan were kinda cringe
>>503410756every time roger says "Tails" it sounds really really weird. Same with like half his delivery
>>503410365Same thing extends to AI creating dubs of the older voice actors.Hollywood can bitch all it wants about AI, but they fail to see that AI creates a whole new advertising paradigm. Because most of them are mediocre, they feel threatened by it.>if your voice is not being used or recreated via AI, then it's an emphasis of the perception that you're a poor voice actor, driving your advertising down>if your voice is being used or recreated via AI, then perhaps you're a voice actor that has obtained cultural staying power, driving your advertising up because it increases the amount of people who will want to hire you for the real voiceHOLLYWOOD IS GAY
>>503410365Roger sounds like a lispy ADHD faggot. Ryan and Jason are silly but they're cool.
>>503410321>Least asshurt tailsfag in denial
>>503410756Holy shit what a faggot.
>>503410859Tbh actors should unionize to get laws passed that allows them to copyright their voice and then demand royalties for use of their voice. Would solve most of their problems with it. They'd never have to act again either.
>>503411075i liked their designs more with the skin toned fur on the nose bridge...
>>503411138That's absolutely absurd.
Pivonka
Shadow and Sonic fuck at the end of the movie and everyone else dies
>>503411443inshallah
>>503410365Roger's Sonic sounds like a pompous douchebag. It turned me off the entire series during the early 2010's.
>>503411443Amen
the sonic movies are the most reddit, soulless bottom-of-the-barrel slop to have ever been madeIt’s exactly what you deserve
>>503410414I wish his air shoes lifted him off the ground like an angel.
>>503411692russian sallyfag is creaming right now
>>503411661beggars can't be choosers, anonmovie franchise now
>>503411363I want to sex this cat
>>503411692>cohnk 3 exnk nhakn3
>>503411692
Fang in Bloodborne
Fag in Bloodborne
https://x.com/Swagimation/status/1859840088550830196
Russian Sallyfag convinced me to cumI like how someone scared them away by identifying them
i hate tails. i hope he getes cucked by sonic raping his crushes
Sonic actually kisses Tails at the end of movie 3.https://static1.e621.net/data/5d/c1/5dc117f7e4a17e6cd90c7d0873795f16.jpg
>>503412106we know Ian/Sega/average sonic self-inserter
>>503411692Yozhik Sonik 3 i Naklz (Hedgehog Sonic 3 and Knuckles)>>503411934Sonik Komanda Mechty (Sonic Team Dreams)
>>503405938Is Kit Modern Fang?
>>503412106dreamcastx21...
Raping fox boys
>>503412106Based
>>503367898>1. Show her balancing a clipboard upright on her giant titsShe can do much more than that. Have a WIP.https://files.catbox.moe/qcz6rl.png
>>503412301mosquito bites
>>503412301HOLYMILK
>>503412301Who's dick is that?
>>503412301holy booba
>>503412106Total Tails tranny death pilled.
In Russia, time travels (You)!
>>503412470Hehehecohnk
>>503401779On the Bumbleking forums way back in the day he was asked if two characters had sex in a roundabout way. His response was "They ain't nothin' but mammals" and he actually got contacted by Sega about it. I hope someone else can corroborate this for me because of course there's no apparent trace of it. I think the characters were Scourge (or his older form, "Anti-Sonic") and either Fiona or Rouge.
>>503412547Yeah....it's not like reptilian, avian or insectoid sonic characters exist....
Bumblekast's live tomorrow?
Surge rapes human men
kek
>>503412696The two in question were mammals.
>>503412779you guys still watch that dogshit?
NNNGH, AMY
>>503410561Amazon press
>>503412547What? Did he get in trouble with SEGA for implying sex existed in a world where Rouge the Bat is alive?
>>503412418huh, haven't thought about that, I guess you Anons have a say on who before I finish then!
>>503412890I'm just asking for this anon >>503401779
>>503412868So quirky
>>503412868I really cannot see the right side one unless I squint my eyes.
HOOBA DOOBA AWOOO <—— me when amy rose is posted
>>503412868I have to mindfuck myself into seeing it like that but it's pretty funny. Also looks much more like a hedgehog than the actual intent.>>503412976Nothing serious, obviously, they just didn't care for him explicitly confirming that kind of thing.
>>503412986Sonic
Sonic games for this feel?
>>503413185sexiest 12 year old
>>503413263every game where Sonic gives a pretentious speech how he's a "chaotic demon of the wind" then cries like a bitch because Eggman littered or something
>>503413263Metal Sonic.
>>503413443Ah fuck I read game as characters, RIP me.
>>503413614yeah you should kill yourself
Choose your destiny!
>Simply exist as a character.>mindbreak countless people to this day.
>>503413662
>>503413821if I choose BBA do i get to die before suffering through most of this shitty series?
>>503413821Command & Conquer: War for the Chaos Emeralds
>>503413614We all make mistakes.
What did they mean by this?
>>503414121trip is a clumsy hard worker and fang is an asshole.
>>503413823First he kept running into bombs during special stages...
The exe art is genuinely getting scary now...
>>503413821if i join nocturnus do i vanish from existence?
>>503414342noone with a working ballsack has ever considered your blue mickey mouse mascot to be scary. Or cool, for that matter.
Why isn’t Knuckles wearing his hat in Sonic 3??!
>>503414485his new Jewish faith forbids it
>>503414342This I literally just unflollowed that one guy that shit makes my skin crawl bad kek
>>503414397>>503414431Barry wouldnt say this
>>503414342>>503414576Context? It is really that bad?
>>503414342>>503414576sauce?
>>503414342>spongebob_patrick_rollercoaster.jpg
>>503414485It’s almost like the Knuckles show is supplementary material that doesn’t effect the movie universe in any way.
>/sthg/ is weak enough to be scared of .exeI can't, why am I even here?
>>503410538Neat.
>>503414680you're right, Barry is peak low-test-sonic-dicksucker he'd cry if someone said that
What if Shadow crash landed in the Northstar Islands after SA2?
>>503414903because you're an autistic fagget who needs to surround himself with equally autistic and low-iq faggots to talk with? If you were strong you'd either find smarter company or be fine on your own
>>503414431How would Sonic meet Nightmare Huggy
>>503414926Barry is too busy making cakes on television with his boyfriend to care.
garten of robotnik
>>503415021then he would meet The Joker
>>503415056Why are you hurting me this way
>>503414710>>503414741Probably talking about codetrillogy
>meangpt tier chatbot ITTyou’d think the captcha would be better at stopping A.I by now
sonic and Garten of Banban should do a crossover bros omg imagine Sonic spindashing Nabnab then telling him how to live a life of power oh my gaaaaaawwww...
>>503415074Giwtwm
I have been away for some days, what did I miss?
>>503415403nothing. nothing ever happens.
>>503415074My OTP
Garten of DICKS
>>503415403Evan snuck another trans guy into the background of an idw comic. Big Shocker.
>>503415230meh yeah it’s unnerving
Come get your birthday hug sthg...
>>503415549Another one?
>>503415230That just looks cool, not unnerving.
>>503415549Surge is not trans
>>503415665last one was that archiefag who was the chao race organiser. I hear there were lots more in the Extreme Gear "race" arc but i'm not exactly keeping track
>What the... Sonic's body has a slightly altered shape? His limbs are longer? AND HIS EYES ARE A DIFFERENT COLOR!?!??!?!? THIS IS FUCKING HORRIFYING I'M PISSING AND SHITTING MYSELF AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!EXEfags? Same as MarioTehPlumber Classicucks.
I'M SO FUCKING HORNY IT FEELS LIKE MY PELVIS CAN TASTE THINGS I'M SO HORNY
>>503415230I just took a look at it. I was expecting something super edgy but yet it's pretty barebones. Nothing scary at all...
>>503415937im friends with him he's funny
>>503416009Saleta would say this
>>503416092>wing boner
"Tangle I'm Sad and Gay!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDLEsnXauwU
>>503414342you should see the new wireplay trend coming from the Transformers fandom
>>503416487gross
>>503416496I’m not looking that shit up
>>503415647Belle should get her revenge on Eggman
>>503416487Vanilla?More like Caramel lmao.Also, would.
>>503416423Kanye should sample Whisper's crying for his songs and not pay her a penny
>>503416487need chocolate……
>>503416487>>503416560>niggify Vanilla>also now she's morbidly obeseironic
Just woke up from a nap. Dreamed about middle school aged Sage pushing Bump into an oncoming loaded semi truck. The truck did not survive
>>503416806>morbidly obesewe are not looking at the same thing
>>503416496isnt that robot wire sex
>>503416906Kek
>>503416909if your belly goes out further than your tits, you're a fatass
>>503416594Free as wind
>>503416487>Bootleg Vanilla aka Shitnilla
THE WIND ISN'T FUNNY
The wind is cunny
UUUU TANGLE UUUU I'M SAD AND GAY UUUU UUUU I'M GONNA SPEND THE NEXT 3 ISSUES CRYING ABOUT SOMETHING RETARDED AND ACTING LIKE A FUCKING RETARD AND IT'S YOUR FAULT UUUU
>>503417176r/woooosh
>>503416997Anon, I don't think that's her belly but her hips.
>>503416997I concede we were looking at the same thing you just have weird stipulations
>>503417403your hips aren't above where your buttons are
>>503417391
>>503416423Whisper should marry Silver
uuuu Tangle we need to stop Mimic from replacing the Mcdonalds seed oil with Tallow Fat it just doesn't taste the same Tangle or else i'm gonna badly hide in a potted plant and pretend like i'm gonna snipe someone until Lanolin punches me and then i'm gonna cry and make a scene
>>503417487yes anon I think this coombait artist accurately showed the anatomical features of this anthropomorphic rabbit
>>503417323Ugh, this story again?
>>503417894sauce? I like Honey and Nine
>>503417856Lay off the nuggies, fatass.
why did they have silver hyping her up man.... this is so fucking pathetic
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD UUUUTHERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE UUUUPUT YOUR WEARY TEARS TO UUUUDON'T STOP CRYING UUUU
>>503418142what are you talking about
>>503418142Her character was ruined by shipping
>>503417993wtf you chud did you just call me a slur??? I'm not afraid to punch a nazi sweetie better run and hide
>>503418542sexo
uuuu tangle i collected the seven chromostones but instead of bipolar control i just got down syndrome uuuu
>>503418142silver being the one to hype her should have been enough of a warning sign for you
>>503417945toxic powercouple https://files.catbox.moe/ub864v.png
Read DrogunePlay Freedom PlanetSuck Shadow's cock
>>503416594>>503417115Dragging it's upper half at the speed of sound now that's wimd
UUUU TANGLE MIMIC POOED IN MY WEETABIX AGAIN!! IT WASN'T ME THIS TIME I PROMISE
Theres nothing wrong with gay retards
Idc what anyone says, Sonamy is canon.
>>503418837There’s nothing right with them either.
>>503418542>>503418437What if they met
>>503418736Ignore DroguneDelete Freedom Planet from your Steam LibraryBoycott faggotry
Theres nothing wrong with gay renards
WORM BAGGED
>>503418840
>>503418723nice, I like their expressions in this. Like she suggested it but Nine isn't too shy about accepting it, just a littleIs that cheerleader outfit from somewhere or just a sportsbra underneath her dress?
I got that dog in me
I got that crying gay retard dog in me
Shadream is the sha dream...
>>503419371eating whisper
>>503419371maria…
>>503419492She’s 6.
>>503418170CRAWLING IN MY WHISPERTHESE TEARS, THEY WILL NOT FALLCONFIDENCE IS HOW I WINENLIGHTEN WHAT IS REAL
>>503419563She's not that awful of a design...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4L4TSrDB4M
>>503419563Shadow raped a 6 year old in Please Save my Earth so it's in-character
>>503419351They had just gotten done training and are cooling down
>>503419563Shadow is a few months old
>>503419784cream is a cradle robber
>>503418840Sonamy and Sonaze are both canon.
>>503419923Cream's a pervert, and needs correction.
>>503419727Nine would probably say it's her fault for wearing such a skimpy top around him on purpose and pretend like he's angry
Being Espio's human wife. Having a nice night with my beautiful lizard husband. Espio and I cuddling on the couch. Gazing into Espio's stunning, gold eyes while I caress his gorgeous face. Espio throwing his arms around me as we lock lips.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?You pick it up and suck his dick.How do you know if your dog is gay?If his dick tastes like dogshit.
>>503419989>Shadow correcting Cream >Cream correcting Shadow They were made to each other
>>503419934Need sonurge in IDW to be complete.
>>503420182based
>>503419912Mobius TV.
>>503418757How strong are those animatronics anyway like common badnik maybe?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5p2k55F-uagonly ‘uuuu’can make this sadness rightonly ‘uuuu’can keep my tears from flightonly ‘uuuu’ and ‘uuuu’ aloneca-a-an dry my eyes and pooand make me take my pills for only ‘uuuu’o-only ‘uuuu’can change my used diapeefor it’s trueI have PTSDthat word is banneddon’t you understandthe triggering that you doI go ‘boo hoo hoo’the trauma makes me‘uuuu’…
>>503420193What made you this way?
Sonic will plap Surge
>>503420501Canadians.
surge is for mighty
>>5034208242018 calledGive back this jpg
uuuu Tangle i'm gay and also i'm sad
Shizuka ni sora ni kaeru anata no sugata woWhat else can I do besides avenge you?Namida ga kareru made zutto mitsumeteitaAfureru kanashimi wa kesenai kizuato niWasure wa shinai to chikattaOreta tsubasa wo habatakase subete wo keshite miseyouItsu no hi ka owari wo mukaeru saigo no kane ga nari yamu madeYou told meLive as if you were to die tomorrowFeel as if you were to be reborn nowFace as if you were to live foreverFurueru yubi de akai namida wo nazottaI had nothing to lose, nothing truthHakanai omoide ga yami ni ochite yukuSaigo no hohoemi ga ukande wa kieruNukumori dake wo nokoshiteYasashii dake no kotoba nara ima no boku wa iyasenaiHateshinaku tsuzuku tatakai ni kono mi wo subete sasageru dakeItsuka wa kono sora ni daremo ga kaeru karaWakare no kotoba wa iranaiMake it upOreta tsubasa wo habatakase subete wo keshite miseyouItsu no hi ka owari wo mukaeru saigo no kane ga nari yamu madeYasashii dake no kotoba nara ima no boku wa iyasenaiHateshinaku tsuzuku tatakai ni kono mi wo subete sasageru dakeREDEMPTION
>>503421198shut up Jewel
>>503420857Mighty is for Tangle. Jesus says so.
>>503421205Do zoomers even know where this is from?
>>503421267if Whisper saw someone else crying she would cry louder and get up close in that person's face and start scream-crying at them to make them shut up and stop trying to steal her spotlight because she's the only one with real trauma uuuuu
>>503420398Tossed the innocent mailman robot through a wall seconds after falling to the ground she could probably handle these guys but nothing more
Surge gets raped by gay ducks and cries
Surge is for Bean
Surge gets raped by a gay dog and then the dog cries
How do I redeem this?
>>503403665Well that's actually quite simple to explain, unless you're a flat earther.
>>503421713I'm a busty earther.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nyUr79pCd8
>>503421529Does the dog cry because his dick got singed off?
>>503421838the dog is a girl and it's a lesbian and it cries because it's sad uuuu
>>503421431reminds me of those Whisper greentexts from last year
>>503421787Now that's a conspiracy I wanna HEAR!
>>503421625Don't worry, I went ahead and did it for you.
Boring thread, Sonicbabs.
>>503421952unfortunately Lanolin's stolen her spotlight in the comic, now Whisper's just some retard who follows Lanolin around chasing Sonic on her scooter
The fanmade Black Arms Shadow looks cooler than what we ended up getting
Dow
I rape Shadow and then I cry
>>503422184Crash...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9EMtlxiPzA
>>503422178MARIA STOP EATING THAT
I think it would be cool if Sonic held a ring in his hand as long as he had one, and other rings he collects sort of combine with the one he's holding.
>>503422178That one Anon literally predicted Shadow dropping Taylor swift for her replacement Sabrina Carpenter kek
Are there any Sonic characters with purple eyes besides Knuckles?
uuuu Tangle i'm so gay
>>503422449Modern Trip
>>503421961Making Amy a mother!
I'm gonna make my own sonic comic with blackjack and hookers
Remember this trend?
Tangle i'm so gay I can spawn a lesbian pride flag behind me just by crying and pooing my pants watch thisuuuuuu
>>503422610bark....
>>503422752why does Whisper look like Impjak
Sonic character for this feel?https://youtu.be/xdEo_t-iVbM
>>503422846dancingwhisper.mp4
black arms PUSSY black arms LOWER BACK
>>503422752That's just the color of her fart cloudWhisper needs to go to the hospital
>>503422449Trip has them. It symbolizes her hidden love for her favorite jerboa.
>>503422940Hot black arms stripe...
>>503422940sexwithworns
>>503422326I'm psychic
>>503422678I liked it
>>503423106>>503422563they have matching eyes...
>>503423157
>>503423329That's actually pretty cute.
>>503423154>>503423490UNFFFF
>>503423329Fang and Trip are such a wholesome duo.
>Hey! Your stupid half-a'-year deal delayed MY game's DLC, I want retribution! Don't ignore me, tall dark an' emo, I'm talkin' to ya!
Poor Silver can’t even score a lesbian wolf
I hope they bring Trip to Modern so that Whisper will force her to be gay and be free of her abuser
>>503423154She's so fucking hot
>>503423821krack's boyfriends....
>>503422178>>503423208>using movie to promote artist to the masses Nothing new but why tho
>>503424059Krack will not steal Fang from Trip.
>>503422678
Hear me out. Wereworm.
>>503424124I get postmalone vibes from that song
>>503424012>Trip is finally free from the evil chud Fang>Is beaten harder than before as is typical of the average lesbian relationshipMy hero Whisper does it again!
>>503424012FUCK YOU WHISPERFUCK LANOLINFUCK YOUR LESBIAN BREAKFAST CLUB
Scourge
>>503422318And if he gets 50 he throws it up in the air at the end of the stage, it shines and becomes a giant ring he uses to enter the special stage.
Why is he the only one that wears a shirt?
>>503424426SHAI-HULUD!
>>503424441it's canon since Lanolin literally beat Whisper up exactly 1 day after appointing herself "leader" of the Diamondcutters
>>503424505He hasn't earned his spiky robes yet.
>>503422318I don't really like it.>>503424491This is pretty cool though.
>>503424505We don't know if their dress things are clothes or scales
Whisper will beat Fang up and send him to the hospital emergency room in revenge for his abuse of Trip! Whisper will show Trip how to be free of her abuser and live with the lifelong trauma and dependency he has afflicted on her with his toxic masculinity! Whisper will show Trip how to live life happily and freely!
>>503424426that's basically what her worm form is
>>503424505>>503424792Maybe they are scales, and if your very young they aren't densely grown in yet to provide full coverage hence the T-shirt.
>>503424873>Don't you dare beat up my sweet tooth, that's MY job!
>>503389132Are you being serious? Honestly feels like you're acting dumb. No offense.
Marine
>>503424491How many rings does it take to teleport to the Sol Dimension?
Tangle will find a chad and break up with the gay dog
>>503425129
uuu trip rolled into a donut shape again tangle she's triggering me looking like food uuu
>>503424426I appreciate that it is the same general concept of the mortal body disappearing and Black Doom starting to take over.
>>503424792>They turn shed scales into clothingCool idea
>Black arms weapons are organicso if you stick your dick in the barrel of a black arms gun is it sex?
>>503425260continue
>>503425772Not for long.
>>503425909Good answer.
>>503425129Trip has sharp eyes just like Fang...
>>503425909jesus
>>503425772Just more things they took from reboot archie.
>>503426130i love when they use the actual word sonic and it has nothing to do with sonic
>>503426251Actually Sonic is a member of the Black Arms as the real original Shadow and this was foreshadowing
Nic
>>503426365would explain a lot of things but nobody wants this
nic
>>503426681
lesbianic
>>503402045I'm sorry but I just checked it out and it doesn't look that great>MMO concept>RPG elements, except there's not a lot of options>'We have Undertale at home' character designs>Musou combat>Speed troon 'no fun allowed' platforming a la CelesteThe graphics look pretty neat but that's about it
>>503426935
Sonic Prime is going to air on Nick JrI’m not joking
>>503426982she was literally trying to fucking kill Surge here.
>>503427137
Sonic characters with THIS feel?
>>503427452cream and cheese
>>503427350
>>503424426>spoilerSo something like this?
>>503427279yeah no shitby western cartoon standards prime is literally for infants
>>503427550Whoever designed this knew what they were doing
>>503427294surge stole her wispus and that made her triggered
>>503427279AS LONG AS I'M AROUND, YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE A FRY COOK.THE KRUSTY KRAB IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE ON BIKINI BOTTOM.I DON'T NEED THE BOATING LICENSE, JUST TELL ME WHERE TO DRIVIE.YOU MAY NOT LIKE THE WAY I DO THINGS, BUT I GET THINGS FUN.
>>503427545
>>503427279Sonic literally is made for the same age demographic as Paw Patrol, its fans are just mentally arrested
>>503427029I wasn't actually expecting a response from my whining but I agree honestly. I feel like it's simple yet gratifying enough to warrant it's game loop. I honestly just wish the dev spent less time obviously animating and modeling furry bait.
>>503427768
>>503427279NOOOOOOOOO MY SHONEN SERIES IS SUPER SERIOUS AND FOR GROWN ADULTS NOOOOOOOO
>>503408896>being friends with Knuckles and training with himThat's actually my main fucking problem with that shitshowThey barely spent any time together and almost none of that time was spent trainingThey kind of trained for one day, then they took Knuckles to the wholesome chungus IceCap reference, then they had their stupid kike dinner, then Wade had a stupid deus ex machina msical dream, and then it was al bowlingNoDamnTrainingAt all
>>503425364tangle is for chuds
i really don't see whats wrong with there being a sonic show for little kids
>>503427029hey celeste is really good
>>503428094I’m a chud! I’d love some tomboy lemur!
>>503427279>>503427982>Sonic manga is published in the little kid magazine, not the shonen>Sonic anime is aired on the little kid timeslot, not the shonen>Sonic has a tiktok page making official baby cocomelon videos for little kidsThis is a babyshit series
>>503428094no thanks, tangle is ugly
>>503428109do you really want kids to grow up and become sonic fans and join this fanbase
>>503428340when you put it like that it's horrible
>>503428340yes i want to have sex with them
>>503428340I actually specifically stop my little tot brother from consooming sonicshit lolHe’s into Mario and Teen Titans
>>503428109Sonic is supposed to be for kids in the way Avatar the Last Airbender and Treasure Planet are for kids. SA2 and Black Knight are literally for kids.
>>503427976My dearest...
In Japan PSME is meant for kids, but it features extensive death, rape, tragedy, torture, politica, etcetera. Still, 10-18 year olds like that stuff.SA2 is a babified version of PSME. It’s not meant for kids, it’s meant for Little Kids. Age 5-9.
>>503428416I did the same thing. Mine is into Minecraft and Spider-man
>>503428291BASEDBASEDBASED I LOVE BEING A MANBABY I AM A SONICBROOOOOO
>>503426130The weapons were organic in Shadow 05, Black Doom mentioned that the Death Worms launched larvae at enemies instead of bullets and would drop a worm launcher when killed.Not to mention the Black Assassins' oddly penis shaped guns.
>>503428603Shadow talknojutsu isn't your thing just walk away
Qrd on why Whisper goes “uuuuu”?
>>503428416>>503428736True Heroes
>>503428974she’s sad and gay
>>503428974she's SAAAAAAAAAD
>>503428974The potato chips ran out
>>503428291>Sonic anime is aired on the little kid timeslot, not the shonenSonic X's timeslot in Japan was a genuinely horrible mistake. Toei's big Sentai/Rider/Precure programming block was airing at the same time.
Imagine liking sonicshit. You give me the Ick.
>*Boom Boom Boom*>"G.U.N, OPEN UP!">*CRASH*
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>>503429421i love you krack
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do people actually think sonic x is aimed at anyone with double digits? just because people die in it?i guess disney movies are all for teenagers actually.
shit
Gay
>>503429670I saw characters die in Backyardigans and Dora the Explored lolAdult series bro
>>503429334>/co/mblr shit
>>503429334Leave me alone
>>503429760doesn't arthur have a 9/11 episode and an abuse episodemature shit
Me if I ever saw a gross overweight chinless brown sonicfag irl
>>503429760Idiot. Stop acting like kids content isn't allowed to deal with genuine themes and concepts instead of just being sensory overload cocomelon slop.Sonic IS kids' content you fucking ape.
>>503429913Thomas the Tank Engine had a character get murdered by sealing him behind a brick wallLITERALLY the cask of amontillado bro, Thomas is Shakesperean and for big boys
>>503427279Are you sure it's not regular Nick?
What do you think of Sonic 1 for Genesis?
Trip is the subbiest girl ever.
>>503430148Yes i’m sure>>503429974Wtf that literally describes me to a tee, and just like all Sonicfags I self-insert as a pretentious captain crunch furry and have never read a book without words in it and my mother prostitutes herself to pay for my videogames even though i’m 43
UH OH
>>503430278>i’m sureGot a source? Cause I looked it up and I only see news saying it's gonna air on Nickelodeon, not Nick Jr.
>>503430253No that's Zooey around Miles.
>>503430278Sonic’s not pretentious he’s deep and wise bro and he’s the chaotic demon paragon of the wind with a heart of gold who only goes his own way and is an inspiration to everyone of all ages with his morally grey dark antihero philosophy
>>503430253obviously for Amy!
>>503430278>I have never read a book without words in itWhat
>>503430045we just had a game where GUN soldiers couldn't have guns lol
>>503430253A female sungazer that complements a male jerboa? Wholesomely kino.
>>503430501Oops typo for you see just like all sonicbros I am illiterate and think a blue hedgehog saying “speed cheese” is deep adult content
What do you consider a big boy game?
>>503430727Meet n Fuck Kingdom
>>503430727football
>>503430727Pokémon Ultra Moon.
>>503430727Croc
>>503430727Dorf Fort
>>503430727Living
>>503430754truly a quest for glory
>>503430529Yes, and that's the retarded result of trying to remove anything "problematic" from kids' content in general, despite being perfectly fine beforehand.It's a problem with the current culture not just Sonic, and since Sonic was seen as an "edgy" version of something like Mario it's clearly suffered as a result.
>>503430727The Smurfs Dance Party
>>503430898The Mario movie was unironically more edgy than the Sonic Chipmunk moviesImagine that
>>503430727Deus Ex
Sonic should have never stopped looking the way he did in the Sonic CD animations.
>>503430727Monopoly.
>>503430450Tripamy is a valid Trip ship, second only to Tang.
>>503430976what was edgy about mario
>>503430727Poptropica Mythology Island
>>503430727
>>503430754Based
>>503430727kirby canvas curse
>>503430727Mario 64
>>503431190let's have sex
>>503430727E.T. the videogame
>>503430727Dead or Alive 2
>>503431424you have to pick one he said “a”
>>503431478kek
>>503430454i want to facefuck blonde sally so ba- hey that's doggystyle porn
>>503431518hey the were fully clothed….
>>503430727uuuuuu i wanna fuck the werehog uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>503431893Whisper would say this
>>503431943no whisper thinks werehog is appropriating her culture
>>503431050When Bowser pulled out a condom and smiled at peach?? Duh?
>>503431050bowser killed a koopa on screen
>>503399167Millenial here.Your fat ass would just be in front of the TV like mine was.
>>503399167>>503432213Basically. I will say in my case I was also severely asthmatic though so TV and early vidya it was.
>>503431943
>>503431989She's into race play
>>503432456
>>503432456what specs does her car have
>>503432213sex with your fat ass
>>503432647>>503432647>>503432647
>>503432587Faggot
