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>Elden Ring: Nightreign
https://www.bandainamcoent.com/games/nightreign

>Main information document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Group password
erg

>Touch Bloodstain
>>507289870
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Aah, you were at my side, all along.
My true mentor...
My guiding starlight...
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What does this yellow color mean?
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>alexander's shard + rellana's cameo Moonveil
Why did Miyazaki do it bros?
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>>507411334
it means you're matched up against meta build sweats
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>>507411485
I understand less
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>>507411334
Literally nothing
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>>507411334
rank
doesn’t matter at all.
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>>507411885
>>507412000
Oh ok
Why would it not just have like
numbers
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i've noticed at lower ranks are meta build faggots who instantly pull out the claws of night/dual patas, and higher ranks seem more polite. why is this?
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>>507412089
Because the rank isn’t real and is tied to the character’s stats. It worked like this in DS2 and 3 too. You can be max rank, back up your save, lose 50 matches in a row and get put at coal, the reload your save and be back at max.
DS2 was the most the rank ever mattered as you got an aura when invading and dueling and at tier 3 (500 wins where 1 win is a point and 1 loss is a deduction) you got a pyromancy, an armor set, and scythe. You can get the pyromancy in NG+2 though and you can kill the covenent leader, Titchy Gren (who is voiced by Mohg btw), to get the set and scythe.
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>>507412367
So I'm a morally better person than others if I have a high rank in Eldrn Ring?
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>>507412587
All it shows is that you have a decent build at the very least and are competent enough to win consistently. For the record, I assume everyone in this thread (except you) has golden combatant on at least one character since it’s really not that hard to get at all.
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>>507412759
:(
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>>507412812
I didn’t say that to be mean, it’s just that you showed your rank up there and it wasn’t golden combatant.
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Anyone else got any voice lines they really like? For some reason Messmer's one line where he says
>O lightless creature... Embrace thine oblivion, as shall I
Really sticks in my head.
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>>507412863
I think it's golden now after about 20 minutes, how do I know?
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>>507412915
my fave messy line is when he calls us "mongrel intruda"
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>>507412962
You’ll have the golden graces of gold on the banner as well, and in a match your title will say “golden combatant”.
From the rank before, you can get it in 5 or so wins, maybe less.
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>>507412915
That's not even Messmer's best line imo, I live when you die in phase 1 how he says the line about dying in his flame but he says it so tired and disappointed like he doesn't even believe it, or him calling us a Montreal and then switching tone to being suprised
Gideon entire speech at the end too, I love it
Marika's line (though through melina) about being anything you want except for being nothing, or else they'll amount to just sacrifices I love
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>>507412915
i love latennas voice a lot
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>>507411394
It's not even that good.
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Morgott has the best voice in the base game.
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>>507413105
I just closed the game but I think I got it then, it was like that one but paler and lights coming down from the top
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>>507413245
Yep, you got it. Good job.
Also, since we’re talking about it, I’ve never seen a player get GC on “Spirit Ashes Allowed”. I saw two guys with it on team battles but I don’t ever do team battles.
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>>507413384
I can't even get anything to queue except duels. I don't even like duels, I would just do combat ordeals if I could but I'm waiting so much longer foe them
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>>507413106
I like that one a lot too, I remember reading some people say that they were disappointed how that voice line changed from the trailer to the actual game but I think how he says it in the actual game is a lot better. He sounds so much more dejected and even bored, like his duty to burn heretics has become so mundane to him that he doesn't even care any more.
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>>507413236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh0aVlViPZ8
also the best lines
one of the few bosses in the game who doesn't speak in schizo riddles
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>>507413541
I THOUGHT THE NAME SEEMED FAMILAR, I stopped now though. You don't have to say that
Also that's embarassing to watch h
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>>507413756
No clue what the fuck that image is or how it relates to Elden Ring but it looks cool
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>>507413727
lmao yeah you gave me the raging wolf set i think. good fight madison, have some hardtack
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>>507413756
Looks kind if like stormveil
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>>507412915
mungrel intruda....

THE DEPTHS OF YOUR FOOLISHNESS

before elden ring came out we were getting leaked content and one of them was alexander jarshart talking about farum azula and i still have that file saved on my pc because jar guy sounds so amazed and filled with wanderlust
>>507413836
I just felt like posting it lol
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>>507413720
Godrick was great too.
I think “FOREFATHERS, ONE AND ALL! BEAR WITNESS!” is the most iconic line for me. He’s a really good first demigod.
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>>507414153
I like his death line too.
>tfw ywn ever return together bathed in rays of gold
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>>507413836
it's an orokin structure from warframe
basically artificial sentient flesh encased in stone and steel
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They switched Messmer’s voice actor, didn’t they?
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OATHSWORN GIANT
OATHSWORN WOLVES
OATHSWORN DRAGON
OATHSWORN LORDSWORN SHORTSWORD
OATSWORN GAIUS
OATHSWORN BLOODHOUND KNIGHT
OATHSWORN COMET AZUR
OATHSWORN MIMIC TEAR
OATHSWORN TICHE
OATHSWORN SOMBER SMITHING STONE 7
OATHSWORN MONGREL INTRUDER
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>>507414517
OATHSWORN OATHSWORN DRAGON
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RIP hope all xisters itt are doing ok x
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>>507414749
Suicide is sad.
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>>507414517
>OATSWORN GAIUS
>OATSWORN
HELL YEAH BABY 2 SCOOPS OR GO HOME WE GOTTA LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND LIGHTWEIGHT BABYYYYYYYYYY
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>>507414810
Not really? It can be really funny
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>>507414810
Sad as in pathetic, yeah. Fucking cowards.
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>>507414749
nice
jannies will be seething and foaming though
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>>507414749
OATHSWORN AZIZA
who is this person why did u post this here
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>>507414826
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>>507415128
lol
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>>507414749
GREAT GODFREY! Did’st thou witness?!
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>>507415128
Fucking kek
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>>507415128
quakerbart…
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>>507414517
>>507414579
>>507415209
>Doing STR/FTH run to get a character ready for FCs
>Get the Grafted Dragon
>Decide to try it out on a random crab
>Run up and hit the uppercut
>"FORESTACEANS ONE AND ALL! BEAR WITNESS!!!!!"
>Fucking one shot
>"GREAT CRABFREY, DIDST THOU WITNESS?!"
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>>507412915
I like Malenia's soliquoly. You can clearly feel the strength and charisma of her voice, and how in her prime, she was probably a larger than life presence to all her followers (a bit of that is still present with her kill line). But now she just sounds sleepy, as if she's half still a dream. Especially the very slight breathiness and fatigue she intones into "I dreamt for so long...". Underrated performance, I wish she talked more. Aside from her

>Enough... I have endured more than enough.

>O death... become my blade once more.

>Dearest Miquella... you must abide alone for a while...

I guess in general the boss speaking very softly before turning around and unleashing hell is cool.
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>>507415379
Mighty Crab.. thou’rt a trueborn crustacean…
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>>507414517
>>507414826
>>507415128
>>507415379
>>507415502
Sometimes I love this place.
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Mohg when he defeats Crabdrick the Crafted
>Welcome, to the birthplace, of our DINNERsty!
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>>507414879
>>507415026
Spoken like people who've never been close to someone that's committed suicide.
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Don't you daaAAAAAaare approach Shrimpueller the Fried
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>>507415379
>>507415502
>>507415659
>>507415797
I'm fucking losing it kek
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>Wait.
>The scarlet sauce is prepared once more.
>You will witness true flavor.
>Now, roast.
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Starfish Radahn
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Those stripped of the Surf and Turf shall all meet death. In the embrace of Lobster's cage...
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>ITT: The Lands Between if Blackguard Big Boggart became Elden Lord
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Rykard, Lord of Crabsphemy
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Am I dead inside? I don't find any of these funny
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>>507416407
You're either incredibly depressed or exhausted past the point of humor, yeah.
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>>507416407
maybe you've heard the memes before
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>>507416407
It's more just a passive enjoyment
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>>507416407
Nope, none of them are funny.
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>>507416808
You must be fun at parties.
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>>507415686
You're about to be close to someone killing themselves again if >>507416808 doesn't take it back
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Why the fuck are the NPC quests in the DLC so confusing? Apparently because I decided to assist the Hornsent in fighting Leda that means I can't summon Ansbach against Consort Radahn? Fucking why?
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>>507416407
>>507416808
Sense of humor is, I think, the most subjective thing in this universe
I thought I lost mine after middle school, but it turns out I just didn't have people around me who shared the same sense of humor as I did. What makes me laugh also depends on how tired and/or stressed I am. Laughing at jokes isn't as simple as people might think
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>>507417546
That's not true. I help hornnigger out every time and still do ansbachs quest. You just had to give him the secret rite scroll and all that shit so he could realize that mickey was doing a rapey. You also have to summon him for the enir ilim gank fight against leda if u want to summon him for radahn
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>>507417546
You absolutely can. You must have fucked up Ansbach's quest elsehwhere.
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who that bottom left? From reddit
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>>507417637
>>507417817
I gave him the secret rite scroll. Freyja also didn't show up for the Leda fight. What the fuck went wrong?
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I am not watching this shit
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>>507418068
That's just a generic troll/giant enemy
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>>507418179
Did you help Leda fight Ansbach? If not, I can only assume you didn't talk to Ansbach again after delivering the scroll and you didn't deliver his letter to Frejya.
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>>507418068
Troll. Regular troll.
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>>507418179
You told freyja about how mickey was gonna resurrect radahn using moogs body? if u didn't do that exchange between ansbach and freyja u fucked up
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>>507418262
>I can only assume you didn't talk to Ansbach again after delivering the scroll
I did, but he never gave me a letter to give to Freyja.
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>>507418481
Then you either advanced too far before doing the quest or didn't rest at a grace and THEN talk to Ansbach.
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>>507418572
>or didn't rest at a grace and THEN talk to Ansbach.
that's probably what it was. Fromsoft quest design is utter dogshit.
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>>507418654
Most quests require you to rest at a grace between steps. Is it shit? Yeah, but you should've been used to it by now.
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>>507418654
>>507418654
Quitting out the game still works too
>tfw having to quit out the game to access ds1 dlc without wasting like 4 minutes
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>>507418697
>Most quests require you to rest at a grace between steps
There's also some quests where resting at a grace advances stages prematurely, like after you defeat Radahn if you rest at the grace before talking to Alexander then he immediately moves to Mount Gelmir. This kind of unnituitive bullshit should have been addressed a decade ago.
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>>507419009
>after you defeat Radahn if you rest at the grace before talking to Alexander then he immediately moves to Mount Gelmir.
No he fucking doesn't. You HAVE to talk to Alexander to make him move.
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still waiting on those 'ebms from today's fc
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>>507419312
you can have a nice dsgtroon webm :D
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>>507419009
My favorite questing in ER was when Sellen sent me to find Lusat or whoever was at Sellia, talking about how she got the key from a sorcerer who still must be nearby. Obviously this is Gowry so you’d think he’d give you a lead on where Lusat is, but nope. You have to light one scone to reach the upper cliffs but Gowry doesn’t say a single word about this, even after doing all his quest. The actual hint is from a merchant to the north who sells a note that tells you there’s a boulder that leads to a cave in the back woods.
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I don't get it, bros. Is my game bugged or is the character creation really this bad?
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>>507419535
You’re supposed to make a basis, then go to the randomize section and spam one of the faces it generates. This makes something pretty natural, usually.
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>>507419535
You're taking shit at face value too much lol face value get it ? GET IT? LAUGH
I SAID LAUGH
play around with each of the sliders and you'll figure out slowly whatt is changing what-- also sliders are all fucked up and connected to each other. you change something in the nose and your whole ass facial structure is going to go haywire at some point. Nose size doesn't mean nose size in the way ur thinking basically. And same goes for a lot of the diff sliders. But the general term makes sense.
Its shit but I honestly like it and I have fun making faces that I think are imperfect but also attractive
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>>507419312
only dsg makes webms
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>>507419304
Oh really? Because my fifty some-odd playthroughs of Elden Ring say otherwise.
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>>507419453
terrible, undercooked, raw, moldy, rotten abysmal webm
1/10
>>507419727
Sigh
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>greathammers are still mid
Maybe one day...
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>>507420047
it was made last night just for you XD
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>>507420083
What do you mean?
The Rakshasa's Great Katana is awesome.
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>>507420437
I'm chucking 1 billion spears at you
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>>507420090
never cook again
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>>507419732
My 100 some-odd playthroughs say otherwise. So either you're wrong or you did this a fucking year ago and it's been patched, which is it? Because literally two weeks ago I was doing a playthrough where I forgot to talk to him and had to go looking for his ass.
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>>507420974
I'm convinced you just don't understand what specific part of his quest I'm talking about. After you kill Radahn Alexander is sitting there scraping up bodies because he's depressed about being a shitter. If you sit at the site of grace that shows up after killing Radahn, Alexander moves to the lava lake in mount Gelmir, whether you talked to Alexander or not.
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>>507421324
That is exactly the part I am referring to, anon. I went looking for him in Azula, he wasn't there, so I had to go find him as I forgot when I last saw him. He was on Radahn's battlefield, still scraping up bodies and waiting for me.
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I have literally never seen a gun mod that actually looks fun. They all just seem like elaborate shitposts
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>>507421913
>They all just seem like elaborate shitposts
That's the point of gun mods.
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>>507421620
>He was on Radahn's battlefield, still scraping up bodies and waiting for me.
This has never happend to me in my life. Talking to him at Radahn's battlefield has always been optional and automatically skipped by sitting at a site of grace
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ergies really just press l2 over and over again
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>>507425531
in DaS I press R2
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>>507425531
Go back to where you came from dsgtroon.
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after doing a few elden ring playthroughs i tried out dark souls. it sucks
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>>507425531
>>507425854
>>507425813
>>507426027
i tried dark souls and i vomited
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>>507425531
>fighting games reject can't grasp the concept of non-fighting games players having fun in a non-fighting game genre
>also a dsg refugee
a vermin on every level
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>>507426103
I love every single Souls game, including ER.
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i hate every single osuls g ame including er
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triggered much
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elden ring would be better if it was called dark souls 4

and if it was actually good
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why are chinese ER players such ugly faggots?
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I hope they never make DS4
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>>507428219
they already did?
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>>507428219
DS4 is coming out soon under the name Nightreign
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>>507427917
dark souls would be better if it was called demons souls 2

and if it was actually good
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elden ring is dark souls 2 2, nightreign is dark souls 4, which is demon's souls 3.5
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>>507425531
At least the DLC added a bunch of gear that boosts regular weapon attacks so they're actually viable for killing other people with.
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>>507428151
>ever encountering chinese players
anon.....
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>>507429672
yeah i know. im in australia
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>>507431418
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>>507427952
You can see
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>>507435083
see what? SEE WHAT?
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>>507436324
I wanna put my penis between her breasts
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>>507436324
You ca
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>elden ring is real life
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>want to switch to int build because blue lasers and plasma and shit
>remember it's just a worse faith build with less damage and 0 survivability
This is why I get the urge to level to 300+
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>>507436601
amen brother

>>507436719
you are so silly
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>>507439834
awooooooga
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>>507439834
>>507436324
Dont post slop of my wife.
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>>507440354
that sounds like bait to get me to post more
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>general radahn, the greatest warrior and strongest demigod to ever exist
>he's a symbol of war and combat, and such, festivals of battle are held in his name
>and during these festivals, you spend several minutes just slapping radahn's ankles because he can't fit into the screen
great job, tranizaki
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>>507440549
>>507439834
which slut should I fap to?
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>>507442313
all of them
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>>507443425
I think I'll have a fap too
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>bro a AHAH connection erro occure d XDD returning to main menu LOLMASDASXDD
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>>507443696
I wish my mom looked like that
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>magma wyrm oneshot me from 2.4k HP
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>>507412000
Good, my elo probably sucks, I get high and use the Colosseum to test weapon setups for what really matters in life. Invasions.
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>>507411394
its so strong. what are you even saying?

>>507413720
Based morgott enjoyers. He's amazing.

>>507446331
elden ring's pve is amazing when high
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>elden ring is real life
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>>507442023
i love the starscourge radahn fight
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Why did none of you TELL ME about Cold Sword Lance with Chilling Mist!? This thing is so much fun!
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>>507447507
huh? why?
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>>507420083
Does that mean when I win with them I'm a good, smart, handsome boy with a big penis especially when I'm fighting people copying OnlyWaifu's meta builds? Because I'm copying a ChasetheBro weapon setup that happened to work perfectly with my Strength setup.
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>>507447507
Man, in general cold is a god-tier infusion. I can't believe I haven't used it since launch.
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Can some unfunny zoomer explain why they think zabito boga is funny and why their generation is so devoid of soul or personality
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>>507449768
Hawk Tuah!
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>>507449768
zanzabito bogaive me
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>>507449768
what are you talking about dude
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>playing through ER again after 2 years break
>get to Margit
>parries don't instantly stagger him and instead just make him bounce for a bit before attacking again

Is this a new thing they added with patches? I swear I've literally never seen this before
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>>507412367
He's also this guy in Chernobyl

>>507437908
It is. So is game of thrones. But you'd never believe me if I told how. Which is the whole point.
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Got my official messmer blankie today. The seal is a bit too egg shaped but outside of that it's great. Worth the $70 if your a big fan.
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Hi.
>>507452653
Guys, can you take another tripfag with you? He seems to be interested in Elden Ring. Much appreciated.
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>>507452467
some bosses take 2 parries to stagger

>>507452921
hnnnnggghhh
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>>507453785
Sure
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Newfag here. I'm trying to pick up Elden Ring and I like the Seamless Co-Op mod is offering. My friend, however, wants to play vanilla and thinks the Co-Op mod will make it too easy. Is there anyway I can sell this mod to him or am I doomed to play vanilla? I'm not a big fan of Soul's jank ass servers.
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i dont know if this is where to ask but there doesnt seem to be an armored core general
where the fuck do i emulate armored core for answer
preferably jap version so i can hear the funny goon lines mech games always have in jap
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>>507455064
>but there doesnt seem to be an armored core general
There is one on /m/.
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>>507455432
oh thanks didnt think to check there
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>>507454806
>Is there anyway I can sell this mod to him
Tell him you'll pay for a session with a hooker for him
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>>507454806
>>507455956
>/dsg/ kicks out tripfag to /erg/
>gets even worse advice somehow
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>>507456061
>he wouldn't play modded ER with his friend if he got free sex
You're just a faggot, really.
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>>507456234
I would play modded ER with a friend if they just asked
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>>507456467
The person in question isn't your faggot ass though?
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>>507455956
This. Hookers are great. Hell, if that's the offer then I'll install seamless to play with anon.
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>>507454806
You'll have to basically play the game twice, in steps, to make co op Camilla work
Vanilla DOESNT HAVE normal co op, you can only like help the other person beat the level, then you'd have to turn around and like beat the level yourself afterwards, most of the time you'll be alone
The co op mod doesn't just have co op, it like adds balancing mechanics to make sure you can't just utilize co op to show yourself at a wall.
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>>507457242
I want a hooker now...
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>>507458328
if only varreslut was still alive
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>>507457556
Yeah... I didn't get much into Dark Souls 3 because of the hackers plaguing the co-op online when I picked up that game. I tried to play it solo for a while, but it really feels better when you have a friend to banter with. It's why I immediately looked for a co-op modification before buying Elden Ring. I don't mind facing invaders, but I don't want to face against blatant hackers who are there just to grief.

Yet, my friend thinks none of that shit happens in the base game.
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>>507459072
Your friend is smarter than you
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>>507459072
fuck off
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>>507459215
>>507459385
And this anon >>507456061
is right. This general is damn useless. lmfao.
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>>507459072
>Yet, my friend thinks none of that shit happens in the base game.
I have 1k+ hours in it and received around 400+ rune arcs from co-op alone. I have encountered around 2 or 3 hackers in total. But regardless, seamless is what you're looking for, otherwise both of you must finish the same area twice.
>This general is damn useless. lmfao.
You literally got your answer here >>507457556 you worthless, godforsaken spoiled cunt. What are you still bitching about?
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>>507459072
None of that stuff does happen in the basegame
Also it's easier to cheat in coop, that is real, I uavent noticed cheaters in elden ring basegame invasions, but the people that do invade are annoying because they HAVE to be. Never played that other stuff
Do you/he know that there's invasions in seamless anyway?
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>>507459592
fuck off attention whore
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>>507459592
I literally answered you already, I dont know what more info you want
He's your friend, any other arguements are gonna have to be you convincing him with the info given, like do you want us to message him and convince him for you?
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https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/493008240/#q493014495
https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/496434979/#q496438931
>the new tripfag is a shitlib gachafag sodomite
already rivaling n*x for worst poster in erg
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>>507460535
Gacha games can be lots of fun though
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>>507458328
Hit up skip the games or escort alligator. Just don't fall for anyone asking for deposits or whatever before you even meet up. Also the posts for girls with local area code phone numbers are generally more reliable.
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>>507460535
time to expand the tripfag filter list
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>>507460859
what the fuck are those? escort websites?
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>>507459871
>you literally got your answer
Only one (now two) person answered seriously out of the 10+ responses. I'm simply agreeing with the anon who said this general was being more useless. The exception being to the person who actually gave a serious answer, which I give them kudos for.

>I have 1k+ hours and only encountered 2 or 3 hackers.
I had 20 hours in DS3 online and encountered about 5 of them. Maybe I should've picked up the game earlier in its life span? Another friend (not the one I'm trying Elden Ring with) gave up on the game because of it, leaving me to do the game solo.

>>507460510
I'll pass along your advice and see what he'll take. If he doesn't want to play the modification, then I guess I'm stuck playing vanilla with his dumbass.

>>507460207
>Do you know there's invasions in Seamless?
Yes. I know that. There's also options to turn it off.
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>>507461216
Dark Souls is a bad game, plus im pretty sure they disabled the anticheat a long time ago so now theres literally no barrier to cheating in Dark Souls, thats why

Also about invasions Yea so don't disable it
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>>507461454
You are stupid and retarded
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>>507461647
I'm not either of those, is that not true? I heard they stopped doing anticheat on ut and so like players had to make their own anticheat mod
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If I see you playing dark souls I'm finna nigga rape you. Dark souls is for mexicans and polish people ONLY. I'm playing offline so it's okay that I'm not mexican or polish.
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>>507461828
I hope Kirk kicks your teeth in
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>>507461761
They briefly disabled online services because of hackers while they updated the anti-cheat. You are still stupid and retarded. Don't talk about things you know nothing about.
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>>507461905
So I'm right but retarded because I'm right
Okay
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>>507462032
No, you were wrong. Please kill yourself and save us from your retardation.
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>>507461905
Just don't play during China hours, retard.
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>>507461885
oh you mean this kirk??? lol gitgud redinvcel...
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>>507462321
Creighton will skullfuck you.....
they should've kept his old moveset from ds2
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>>507462518
not even close baby... THAT'S RIGHT
WE'RE BROADCASTING DARK SOULS 3 RIGHT TO YOU /ERG/ A THEATER CLOSE TO YOU VIA
WHITE SIGN SOAPSTONE
IN YOUR LANDS INBETWEEN DEVELOPMENT OF OTHER GAMES THEY CALL IT THE FURLED FINGER
AND WE'RE USING THAT FINGER TO SCRATCH AN ITCH
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>>507461152
Yeah. Or possibly honeypots and the women I met were still willing to have sex with me. Either way it worked out well for me. I'd feel really bad if they weren't actually escorts and didn't even really want to fuck at all, though.
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>>507463060
Cant you just find someone to rape instead?
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>>507463060
>>507463159
yem yourself irl
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>>507463060
I took a look and uh

there's nothing for my city except old and/or fat women
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>>507463273
Youre also being just as offtopic.
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>>507463436
Dark Souls is more on-topic than fucking hookers
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>>507463434
Lower your standards then
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>>507463525
It isnt actually.
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>>507463525
Not really
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>>507463159
What the fuck? I don't want to rape anyone, that's why I said I'd feel really fucking bad if they didn't want or expect to have to fuck me.

>>507463273
Why? I'm just trying to help anon find a companion
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>>507463608
>>507463703
>>507463783
Retarded or baiting?
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>>507463525
>>507463608
>>507463703
sometimes i rip the skin
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>>507463868
>/red/
>green
>>blue
>no fuck you, green is more on topic than blue
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>>507463434
Unfortunately that's a lot of the posts, yeah. There's the occasional hot 20-something though. Think of it like hunting truffles
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>>507464017
Green made Red.
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>>507463525
Hookers for Elden Ring, keep up.
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>>507464171
Then dungeons and dragons is ontopic then too.
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bitch status: deceased
>>507464171
>>507464275
>>507464602
dane's pawjob
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>>507464942
>buffed weapon
Did you miss the dark handy?
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>>507465094
I'm fucking offhanding it LMAO
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>>507465436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UurfOE1Tinc
Bro this isn't dog1, stop kissing that big man.
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god i miss roll r2
>>507465554
I'm the big man kisser lover wrassler. They called me that back in kentucky. But they worded it kinda different, they said 'gay faggot cocksucker' but ik they just being coy
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>>507465840
roll r2s would ONLY be good on CGS :((((
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>>507466254
i heard you liked solaire so i added in my 10 big man solaires for you to hack they ankles away at
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Are there any people down for an FC right now?
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Why is SOTE so bad compared with something like ringed city of ashes of ariandel?

>style > substance
>forces everyone to amalgamate into the same shield wielding build to beat the bosses
>no good weapons, armor or spells added

how did things go so wrong for elden ring?
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>>507466307
aw thanks man
>>507466316
>>507457976
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>>507466372
but i killed the bosses with different weapons??
also light greatswords are cool
and i like the thrusting shield
and i like the bloodfiend chicken arm
and i like perfumes from trash mobs
and i like a lot of he spells
the bear roar is good now
the rot butterflies r badass
tornado looks cool and takes out trash mobs
miriams vanishing is cool
i like the carian sorcery sword too
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>>507466418
What? He said it would be a DS3 FC which I can't join
>>507466671
I was hoping we could start one right now as I'll only be available for the next hour or so
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>>507466418
idt that ds3 fc is happening bro LMAO
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>>507466804
I didn't see your post, sorry that was rude
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>>507466671
You're so STUPID
>>507466856
I'll send that nigga to NG+ if it doesn't happen
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>>507467052
I'm sorry, I didn't see the post I didn't mean to
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>>507467052
WE don't even have 4 ppl for a ds3 fc... i should just go eat some soup and shut ds3 off lol...
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>>507467242
Do the general a favor and STOP posting >:(
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Okay well I'll just open it anyway and see what happens. And as per request from a few anons spirit ashes will be allowed this time
>>507466917
That's okay don't worry
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>>507442023
Get a bigger sword.
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>>507466372
SOTE is the greatest DLC of all time.
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ill join when its 3/4
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joining at 2/4
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same here let me know when its 3/4
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>>507466372
>>style > substance
That's just your shitty opinion.
>>forces everyone to amalgamate into the same shield wielding build to beat the bosses
Skill issue. I never needed to change any of my builds to beat the DLC.
>>no good weapons, armor or spells added
It added a shit load of all of these worth using what the fuck are you talking about?
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>>507447561
Frostbite pops people, it has a true combo (heavy into light attack), and it deals fuckloads of damage even cold infused on a Strength build. Chilling Mist gives it a much needed slash attack that deals surprising damage and the mist itself gives you interesting tactical options because it can block your opponent's view of you.
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>>507467746
I might join after I eat my soup if theres room
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Joining st 2/4 but NOT 3/4, once it reaches 3/4 I am LEAVING
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>>507454806
Your friend is correct and you are gay. You want co op? Then deal with invaders or forever be a pussy.
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>>507468127
Sure thing. Make sure you join with spirit ashes set to allowed
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>Demons Souls has a faster 1 curved moveset than ER
Why the fuck did From decide to make curved swords so shit if you arent holding 2 of them
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>>507461216
If "answering seriously" is just telling you what you want to hear, you're a stupid faggot.
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>>507468446
Use the shamshir you dumb bitch
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>>507468446
They wanted a downside to using them like that.
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>>507447507
It's meh.
In theory it's great but in practice the status proc can make you drop the R2>R1 combo, and the raw damage from Heavy is more than enough to delete anyone.

For PVE though, a Blood/Cold Sword Lance is the best shield poke weapon in the game.
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not joining if theres spirit ashes thats gay
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>>507460535
Oh God it's him. Dude, no, he got bullied off of /xivg/ which is normally a massive hugbox because he molested a fucking kid. He made underage boys send him nudes and blackmailed them into ERP if they wanted to join Hunt trains on Primal (big groups of people killing worldbosses for loot). Everyone over there thought he killed himself after an anal prolapse.
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>>507468492
Okay, faggot that needs to buy a hooker.
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id join a ds3 fc
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>>507468127
Wh- why would you need room after eating soup to join? Are you going to eat the FC?
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>>507468446
>Why aren't curved swords the best weapon in the entire game power stanced and single wielded?
Gosh golly gee wiz anon, that's a good question!
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>>507468651
uh
what
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post the fucking fc settings if you're making one, don\'t be a special bitch like teehee xP i wrote it scroll up x)
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>>507468585
Never seen that happen and getting a free hit doesn't exactly ruin a true combo.
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can someone recommend me an asymmetrical weapon setup for fucking around in PvE?
even better if it's an unusual pairing
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Just stop replying to the retarded tripfag. He's clearly just here for (You)s.
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>ergies are so dogshit at the game they even use spirit ashes in PVP
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>>507468870
>>507467746
They did
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>>507468864
GT is a child molester. A gay child molester. He stopped avatarfagging because it came out but he can't stop using his stupid name.
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>>507469049
Everyone has flaws, anon.
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>>507468651
uhhhhhh what hte fuck
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>>507466671
maybe, I'll probably have time
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>>507468669
That doesn't make sense. Also beats being a freaking pedophile
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>>507467746
Joining, gimme a sec
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Stop. Replying. To. The. Pedophile. Tripfag.
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>>507467746
I don't even know if I have anything except mimic tear leveled
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>>507469376
Then use mimic tear or an unleveled one
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3/4
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Will there be another FC tonight?

>>507469307
Should be an erdtree
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We got a 3/4! Remember to set spirit ashes to allowed if you wanna join
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>>507468876
There's also the problem of the overall damage being much lower.
It doesn't seem that way just looking at the calculator, but if you're using the Spear talisman, the thrust part of the weapon's AR is almost twice as high on a heavy infusion at 80 STR compared to cold(817 vs 480), which matters a lot during trades.
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>>507469446
>tfw I don't have florissax even though she would be perfect for my build
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>>507467921
>>507467980
>>507468090
See >>507469489
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>>507469589
You guys SUCK at communicating
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>>507468669
Ok pedo
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>>507469519
I will try to host one tonight too, though I worry that a lot of people will "be" "with" their "families" so it might be harder to get 4/4 than like usual
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>>507468651
I love how I can go anywhere and there's some /xivg/ retard spreading this misinformation about me being a pedophile. Yet, I'll get banned for 30 days because you room temperature mongoloids spam off-topic shit in your general and I try to have an on-topic conversation.
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>>507469663
You're also posting here, you're you guys too
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>>507469784
I'm not an ergworm.
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>>507469864
Then leave
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THAT WAS CHAOS
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Oh god none of my spirit ashes are upgraded lmao
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>>507470142
I'm really glad I left /xivg/ after heavensward. Place is a cesspool.
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>>507470227
my spirit ashes are upgraded and still die in 1 hit anyways
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>>507469560
>Ignores the magic damage and status proc
Don't care cold is better lol, be quiet brainlet.
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>>507470142
how does this relate to Elden Ring? gtfo back to your general.
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>>507470343
This is just as on topic as hookers tho
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>>507412915
Everything Godfrey says has such regal power to it that your body demands you kneel and then FOLLOW, not be lead, but FOLLOW him into a battle.
His greatest delivery is regarding Morgott though.
Other than that, I don't really have any stand outs besides Leda and Malenia. Maybe Ranni and Miquella too, but the latter two lack a proper big figure quote to pull, moreso they're just chatting.
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>>507470420
hookers are more entertaining than this baggage
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>>507470428
A crown is warranted by strength and I beat him, I'm not gonna follow him anywhere
I agree. I wonder if he was a good king, probably not since like he was a warrior king and idk how he would've been if he had been allowed to become ruler over peacetime afterwards
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>try coming up with a build for my next playthrough
>tfw every other character i come up with is a faith build because faith is objectively the best stat in the game (other than vigor)
how do i stop having faith
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I LOVE IT WHEN EAC KILLS RANDOM ER FILES
WOOOOOOOOOO
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>>507470286
>Ignores the magic damage
I didn't.
I'm saying that thrust damage is superior during trades, specially if you're also using the spear talisman, and the Sword Lance often has to trade, specially if you want to land the R2.
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I wish I had more ashes upgraded
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>>507470758
I figure he was the perfect king. If we're taking Conan as one of his inspirations, Conan was a smart guy who had the tool of being a brutal warrior, Godfrey fits that.
Besides, he had Serosh and from what little we get about him, he seemed to be held in very high regard and it can be understood that since he and Godfrey share a connection, he could've been whispering him ruling advice or sending Lion Beast brainwaves to Godfrey as some weird psychic mental communication.
I believe part of his eventual depression is the realization that his reign with Marika is so perfect that he'd never have any worthy fight. Plus, he was the only one to be ever loved by Marika and her only lover, so much so she had to create a real tulpa for her Carian plans in the form of Radagon.
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>>507412915
Messmer's lines in general are all incredible, his VA was phenomenal. Best work in the entire game.
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>>507470779
You don't, you embrace it and just keep making themed FTH builds. Once you're faithpilled there's no going back.
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the loathsome dung eater did not perform too well
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My little snake guy is doing his best! Even if his best is like 4 damage...
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>>507471616
His omen shit made it hard for me to see sometimes, that counts for something
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>>507471616
Dung Eater's ash is worthless and incredibly overhyped.
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>>507471245
I guess im justbthinkingbofbit from the perspective of "If fromsoft had made him stay king, they would've made him end up being bad because the world has to be in disrepair for the sake of the story but thats unfair
I dont have much to really add to what you said beyond that beyond saying that's ideas I like
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>>507471754
>free debuff and 1 billion hp
So wrong
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Hey I think we have 6. I'm a 2/4 lobby right now
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>>507471789
>justbthinkingbofbit
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I've always wanted to call someone a dunderhead unironically but I always forget it's a word by the time I'm mad enough to call someone it
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>>507472387
would you like me to give you an opportunity?
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>>507472349
Sorry, b is right above the key so my finger misses sometimes
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this FC makes me wish I collected more ashes on this character
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>>507472641
same
i never thought id actually need them
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>>507472641
My problem is that I have 0 ghost gloveworts lol
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>>507471789
Here's something 100% made up but I will act as being canon. The reason that Mari-Gon's body at the final fight is shattered not because it's to show that her body and the Ring are one, it's because Godfrey fucked so hard he literally broke his god onahole wife, godahole.
He's so much taller and bigger than both Rada-Ika that he could literally impregnate both while standing and using one hand.
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>>507473206
I dont think that's really true
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Are we doing 6 or what?
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>>507471789
They kinda did though. Marika told him to leave, wage war, die, and then come back to be king again. It's just that by the time he came back, everything had gone to hell and Radagon had sealed off the erdtree. Like coming home from a business trip and finding that your wife changed the locks. He's still the rightful heir, that's why the grace is point toward you in the cutscene with him.
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Yeah let's go 6
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>>507470343
Put your trip back on.
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gg i gotta go play a different game with other fags now
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>>507473206
I wonder how she felt about Serosh looking over his shoulder while they fucked
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>>507473398
I personally view it as more likely that she wanted you both to kill eachother, I don't really buy the "she was prepping for Godfrey to become Elden Lord again", I think that she wanted the Shattering to go on forever like what Gideon thinks
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3/6
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>>507473498
nigger fuck off
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>>507470229
Even the grown ass men playing catgirls having tearful drama over their relationship issues with other grown ass men playing catgirls didn't want GT around.
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I'm going to violate Madison in the same way GT violated that child
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>>507473634
>she wanted you both to kill eachother
This is always one of the dumbest theories. Do you have any idea how rare it is for people to both die in a fight? It's actually absurd to posit that she would bank on that.
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4/6
swap back to 4 man
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4/6
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>>507470569
Because you're being outed as a pedo, yeah? You can't even stop talking like a prissy fudge packer when you drop your trip to try to anonymously defend yourself, chomo.
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>>507470779
>>507471590
Redpill me on good faith builds. Fire, lightning, or holy?
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Another headcanon:
Remembrances can be used to resurrect people at the erdtree, the reason they don't resurrect is because you're holding onto like their soul template in the form of the remembrance so it still fulfills the requirements for Destined Death being removed because they're not being dead, just held onto. So once you become Elden Lord you can just like resurrect all the characters that you liked and were sad you had to kill
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swap back to 4
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best spirit ashes to nuke mogh for the dlc at level?
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>>507474059
All of them. Can't do element themed builds because lolfuckyou this boss is made out of pure fire/light/lightning/magic
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>>507470886
My cock's thrust damage is superior to your father's and that's why your mom traded him for me and I fuck her pussy while you and he cry as I land my seed in her womb and she doesn't wear her contraception talisman.
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>>507473804
I think that you're viewing that too logistically rather than narratively, it's not that crazy of an idea
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>>507473895
wrong person nigger
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>>507474059
Fire and lightning are both an absolute fucking blast and incredibly strong in both PvE and PvP, you really can't go wrong with either one and it's going to just come down to which one has weapons you prefer. Holy on the other hand is complicated. A lot of the holy incants are INT/FTH rather than pure FTH and holy damage is still bugged, so playing holy builds is a bit of a mixed bag.
>>507474189
Skill issue.
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>>507473772
You don't have to say that
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>>507474341
Now that you're here, will you get tested for autism?
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>>507474059
best thing about faith builds is that there are so many different themed archetypes you can do depending on what you want. for pure casting, i would recommend dragon cult incantations because they hit incredibly fucking hard and have so many things to buff them (dragon priestess heart is the cream of the crop) and hardly any enemies are resistant to lightning damage. dragon communion incantations are insanely good as well
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>>507473704
Uh oh that's a naughty word, what would your socialist pedo friends say if they saw it without an approved person of crime nearby to give you a temporary n-word pass?
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>>507474434
What do you mean now that I'm here you retard, I've been here literally since I woke up this morning. I already was, I don't have it
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>>507474567
I'm going to cum if you keep treating me like this
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>>507474538
3/4....
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>>507474306
I dig lightning a lot but I spent most of the time pvping with a BK Halberd with Black Flame Tornado, so no clue what weapon to use. Fire has the opposite problem, my favorite spells are spread out over three different casting seals.
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>>507474778
Don't, and kill yourself
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FC is full of dsgniggers btw
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>>507474838
But if I do that, you wouldn't have someone who will kill for you
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>>507474539
I don't want to be a naked dragon...I guess it's fire for me then...I better go larva tear and lower that 72 Faith since I won't be using Light of Miquella.
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I have to go now, GGs everyone. Thanks for coming
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turn spirit ashes off its so gay
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>>507475395
gg
>>507475453
kys
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>>507475453
We literally said last night we wanted to try it
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>>507475774
God the white mask is such a glaring obvious sign of an NPC shitter it isn't even funny.
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r ppl still playing
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>>507475774
>Double bleed peelers
>White mask
Let me guess, he spams jumping attack?
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good morning erg merry christmas!!!!
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>>507476562
Good morning, merry cutmas
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>>507476562
>>507477386
worst posters
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>>507477386
please don't cut yourself
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Wear your helmets
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>>507477386
Please kill yourself.
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>>507477803
what the fuck is your problem
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>>507478043
You haven't killed yourself you sick freak. Hop to it, do the cut properly this time and actually die, don't just threaten it for attention.
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>pontiff sully mixed with twin princes
>boss soul gives you TWO RESKINNED WEAPONS
Fromsoft failed so fucking hard
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>>507474306
>holy damage is still bugged
not him, but how so?
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>>507475516
Oh and before I forget, merry Christmas!
And merry Christmas to everyone else! Hope you guys enjoy your Christmas eve
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>>507477635
Self-harm is self-help!
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>>507477803
Why
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>>507478950
No it fucking isn't, who told you that? I'd tell you to seek help but you probably actively encourage this shit so instead, just kill yourself.
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>>507478950
I'm sending dual nagi bullgoats after you
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>>507476562
Merry Christmas, ryabro
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dual nagi isn't good anymore
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>>507478950
please don't, maddy
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>>507469519
They probably wouldn't want to cut one down for holiday
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>>507479172
It's more than enough to kill shitters
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>>507479339
if you're killing shitters you can just use anything
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>summon a 1 Int phantom or use the dried fingie and get swarmed by 15 bugmen
I miss occasional invasions so much
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>>507473634
Or nobody expected Godfrey to actually come back at all. No one we talk to seems to care that he's back and in the freaking capital.

>>507473804
Maybe she didn't care who died in the fight, either or both
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>>507476562
>>507477386
>>507478889
>>507479148
Love you guys. Merry Christmas.
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>>507480093
you don't look like that
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>>507480671
Move out of Wrongsville already
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>>507480434
>cocoascourge swords
cute
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I wonder if varreposter will give us a christmas gift...
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maybe she'll give me christmas SEX
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>>507481087
she died anon
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>>507481148
RIP
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>>507481087
here's to hoping the gift will be her naked and oiled up clapping her ass infront of the camera for 3 minutes
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>she
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>>507481087
>>507481128
>>507481148
>>507481331
>>507481414
who the fuck are you talking about? post pics or something
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>>507481642
Poster that likes Varre cosplayed as him with some partially nude pictures as him too
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>fucking host is an archer
>does like 70-80 dmg/shot
>godrey enters phase 4
>faggot host keeps taking aggro and sprints around the arena while we're trying to catch up with the boss
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>>507474094
>So once you become Elden Lord you can just like resurrect all the characters that you liked and were sad you had to kill
>CONSTANTLY REVIVING HOARAH LOUX TO FIGHT HIM 24/7
REAL SHIT?
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>>507482650
Struth
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malicat :3
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>Superior sorcery of the tower priests,
wielded as an incantation of the spiral.
>The spiral is a normalized Crucible current that, one day,
will form a column that stretches to the gods.
So in a way Enir Ilim is a magical academy like Raya Lucaria but, while Raya Lucaria studies the stars Enir Ilim studied the Crucible and life in the Lands Between. The Inquisitors, being the hornsent equivalent of the Cuckoo Knights, were too stupid to learn the sorceries so they turned them into faith based incantations.
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>>507476562
Good morning Rya poster. Merry Christmas, I hope you're doing well.
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wtf maddy x sane rayn crossover???
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>>507477801
Helmets are for NPCs
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>>507479308
Don't worry, I'll harm her and then convince her that she actually likes it
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>>507480434
>>507479148
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>>507478716
Holy damage replaced dark damage from Dark Souls in the engine, and dark damage is bugged to not receive buffs in PvP, something holy damage of course caught from it. This means in PvP, buffing yourself will not increase holy damage at all. It's unknown why FROM hasn't or can't fix this, but they never have.
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>>507484691
i need to remake this for 25 december 2024 erg
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>>507485216
put a crimbo tree on it
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>>507479023
Posting gore shit involving Rya. Make the world a better place and end your life.
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>>507480350
Who else is there to care? Boc?
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>>507480350
Maybe
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>>507487305
Calm down Madison, I know you can't handle your enjoyment of self-harm but you should at least try
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There has to be SOMEONE here with a xbox...
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>>507487305
Cutting isn't gore
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Merry Christmas boys
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>>507487870
You're that someone, I'm sorry but you're alone
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>>507487870
>xbutt
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>>507485647
this sucked and i didn't have fun making it at all
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>>507488842
>Nobody cares about wanting Square off on a gs
I CARE
I also want Unsheathe on greatsword
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>>507488842
good webm
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>>507488938
unsheathe on a gs sounds like heresy desu
>>507489032
>webm
WHAT WEBM
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>>507489090
this jaun
We're never getting hybrid movesets again
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>>507489232
lole,
projectile vomits blood even
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>>507489090
I dont care
If greatsword unsheathe has a million fans, then I am one of them
If greatsword unheathe has ten fans, then I am one of them
if grwatsword unsheathe has one fan, then that is me
If greatsword unsheathr has no fans, then I am no longer on earth
If the world is against greatsword unshethe, then I am against the world
I will never EVER stop wanting Square off and unsheathe on my sword
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>>507489597
What would the naimation even look like the scabbard is on your back YOU FOOOOOOOL
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WHERE'S MY STANCE CURVED SWORD
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so does the roar medallion work with the bayle scream attack?
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>>507490106
NO IT DOES NOT
IT GETS BUFFED BY:
DRAGON COMMUNION SEAL
TALISMAN OF THE BREAD
ROCK HEART TRANSFORMATION
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>>507490106
magma isn't a roar
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>>507489767
I dont care, that's Fromsoft's job to figure out
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>>507490556
I dont like this webm you are banned.
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>>507412915
>"Not the finest blade, nor the mightiest armor will spare your life from the poison of Thiollier"
Pure kino. Ranni, Leda, and Boggart are also stand-outs.
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>>507490669
Uhg fine
It'd be like a lower stance kind of like this and then like you can R2 for like a really wide overhead swing where you swing it down like nuts from berserk, or r1 and you pull it to the left, like you were twisting the sheathe clockwise and then swing it in a wider arc type thing horizontally
The special thing being it's a greatsword so you're essentially just swinging it with 1 hand using yourself as like a pivot point and letting the initial momentum keep it going
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it would be nice if the unsheathe/stance WAs didn't require you to perform the animation for however long
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>>507492648
Thebholding of the stance is what makes it so cool
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>>507492726
no it looks ugly
the cool part of unsheathe is the recovery (and cancelling it with crouch block)
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>>507492820
I don't know what any of that second part means
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>>507493314
the recovery animation
where you do the little anime thing with the blade
that you can cancel (shorten)
by crouching
and the fastest way out of a crouch is to block

so you WA r1 or r2 your choice and then you crouch and block and you shorten the animation

a lot of animations in eldog can be shortened with crouches
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>>507493773
I dont want to do that
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then you will stay bad
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>>507494447
>>507495161
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>>507491864
I don't remember this one, who says this?
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happy christmas everyone! post a screenshot of your game rn
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>>507496875
Blaidd
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>>507496954
hi
merry christmas
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>>507496954
merry crimbo
don't come to the next fc
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>>507496954
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I hope all of /erg/ is having a merry christmas
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>>507497664
based chesschad

>>507491864
sleepy boi
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>>507412915
>CHAMPIONS, WELCOME
>SIR GIDEON OFNIR, THE ALLLLLLLL KNNNNOOOOOWWWWIIING
>TOGETHAAA WE SHALL DEVOUA DA VERY GOHS

and let's not forget the infamous line
>...
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>>507496954
I can't because taking screenshots on a steam deck is awful.
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>>507497664
drop a link
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I feel brain damaged, sometimes I launch the game just to walk around and collect random plants
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>>507500178
that definitely sounds weird

>>507500170
eyyy I want in on this too
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>>507500317
Its not weird
>>507500170
>>507500317
What type do you like? I usually do 5 + 3 blitz
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>>507500518
it's 100% weird, and honestly I don't play a lot but I prefer rapid
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>>507500518
i almost never play blitz but 5 3 works
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The other day, there was discussion about like if the ghostbirds were a part of the hornsent, and I think I found proof that they are, atleast maybe
To the Northeast of the scorched ruins theres some hornsent that cast the ghostflame skulls that the deathrite stuff uses. THeres probably others but its the first time I really paid attention
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>>507500864
someone made em to protect psirit graves
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https://lichess.org/r2osOVdQ
This is 5+3
I can make one that is like 10+0 afterwards, just this onell be shorter obviously
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whitebros..
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get fucking REKT madison
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Ack!
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>>507502028
>>507501902
I didnt say I was good
https://lichess.org/Cys6OWGo
Here's 10+0 >>507500645

After this you two should make one
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>>507502087
holy shit I had 96% accuracy and no mistakes or blunders

am I secretly a blitz god? I'm not
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>>507502230
Good job!
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This stupid ass game you fucks are playing is off-topic, take it to discord or something
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Rng lands turned this mid pve game into a 10/10
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Also I selected random, it giving me white both times was chance
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Chess is not elden ring
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>>507503439
Elden Ring is chess
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>>507503115
FC time isnt until later though
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50 runes on the chess posters being the hooker guys
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https://lichess.org/nq1EY5TH

lets go other dude
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>>507503536
Okay? That doesn't give you an excuse to turn this into a chess general.
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there better be some chess web lums
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arcane is red faith.

they totally messed up when they created it and were unable to balance this, right now it's 90% reliant on faith
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I was doing so well
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>>507504673
Wrong, they went wrong by like making faith do a lot of non-buff things
Intelligence is raw damage
Faith is Buffs
Arcane is status
The problem is like they decided to make faith also be raw damage too
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growing to love these things
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>>507504673
Untrue. You can play a viable endgame ARC build with only 10 FTH because the Bayle incants exist. Shit you can ignore casting altogether because this game has a SHITLOAD of ARC weapons with literally 0 FTH scaling and if you want, you can do sorceries with it instead because we have ARC scaling staves. Arcane is the "weird bucket generalist" stat. It's luck for drops but it's also holy resistance, status effects, and can play as a incantation caster or sorcery caster. It's not "red faith" it's the "I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I want" stat.
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>>507505007
>"I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I want" stat.
sounds like faith
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>>507505069
Way to not read the rest of the post.
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>>507504673
>arcane is red faith.
if only
it took them until the DLC to properly assign shit to the dragon communion as mainly ARC instead of FTH
and you dont even have to be a bleedmaxxer to get good damage, occult infusion is insane
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>>507505185
There's quite literally zero reason to put occult infusion on a weapon that doesn't already have bleed. It's lower damage than keen/heavy infusion with equivalent investment and you can't buff the weapon. Absolutely zero benefit.
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>>507504673
Not really.
I'd argue that ARC/FTH is very clunky outside of pure caster builds because there's no infusion or weapon that benefits from both stats.
ARC + STR or ARC + DEX focusing on the Blood Infusion + a few sombers works much better until you get to very high levels.
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>>507505517
>there's no infusion or weapon that benefits from both stats.
DLC fixed this.
>Blood infused fire knight greatsword/shortsword/queelign or black steel twinblade/warhammer
>Sacred or flame art bloodfiend fork
Also blood erdsteel dagger was always an option but pfft.
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>>507505746
also carian thrusting shield or claymans poon with sacred or flameart is now an int/fth weapon
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>>507505902
Clayman is base game retard
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>>507506150
according to...?
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>>507505902
>claymans poon
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>>507506195
The fact that you can and always could get it without the DLC? Are you retarded?
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>>507505902
>claymans poon with sacred or flameart is now an int/fth weapon

>0.25 (D) int scaling
uh I don't think so buddy
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>>507506617
if >Blood infused fire knight greatsword/shortsword/queelign or black steel twinblade/warhammer
is a fth/arc weapon than that's an int/fth weapon
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>>507506931
The difference here, el retardo, is that INT/FTH has much better options than those. ARC/FTH has NO options except those.
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>all dragon communion incants
>all blood oath incants
>but arc/fth has no options
reeeeeee tard
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>>507507115
so you have no option but to infuse a fth weapon with bleed and turn it's fth scaling into 0.25 (D) fth scaling?
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>>507507115
no, int/fth has very few options besides sonaf, rellana's twin dicks, treespear and clayman's, and whatever shit the dlc introduced

int/fth and arc/fth are about equal in options I think
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>>507507408
Yes because 0.25 FTH scaling on a weapon is better than 0 FTH scaling for an ARC/FTH build, how are you not getting this?
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>>507507574
then 0.25 int scaling on claymans poon is better than 0
why did you say I don't think so buddy in this post >>507506617
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>>507505746
>Blood infused fire knight greatsword/shortsword/queelign or black steel twinblade/warhammer
Blood infusion will always favor STR or DEX for AR scaling, with ARC scaling the status buildup.
FTH barely alters their AR with Blood, even if you pump it to 99.

Even when it comes to special weapons, there are multiple STR/ARC and DEX/ARC sombers, but 0 FTH/ARC ones.
For comparison, even INT/FTH has somber weapons designed for it.
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>>507507569
>sonaf
This alone being the be all end all INT/FTH weapon means the rest don't matter. If ARC/FTH had something this good, it wouldn't even be a discussion. I'd count Rellana's too, but their scaling is fucked. They don't both scale off of INT/FTH, you're essentially just powerstancing an INT sword with a FTH one.
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any webms from today's puke ashes fc?
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FC time
We're gonna play with spirit ashes enabled
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>>507507880
damn, i was in the middle of edging
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>>507507692
First of all, I'm not the one that responded to you first. Second, as I said here: >>507507115 it's not good enough to be considered an INT/FTH weapon because INT/FTH has better options. Again, ARC/FTH does not.

>>507507709
>Blood infusion will always favor STR or DEX for AR scaling, with ARC scaling the status buildup.
>FTH barely alters their AR with Blood, even if you pump it to 99.
Those builds always had to pump STR or DEX in the end anyway. You're still better off picking up a weapon that's going to get -something- from the FTH you leveled for your spellbuff and incant reqs.
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>>507507692
buddy...
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>>507507926
Thats fine, just play too or like stop and join
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>>507507967
how come you replied to that post but not this post >>507506931
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>>507507961
>INT/FTH has better options
what if I want an int/fth weapon with a customisable ash of war
>it's not good enough to be considered an INT/FTH weapon
then blood infused fth weapons aren't good enough either
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>>507508058
I dunno, this is my post too though >>507507569

thank you for your time sir
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2/4
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>>507508202
cool picture anon
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>>507508192
>what if I want an int/fth weapon with a customisable ash of war
Then get fucked.
>then blood infused fth weapons aren't good enough either
Yes, they are, because ARC/FTH has no other options and INT/FTH does. Ever heard the phrase "beggars can't be choosers"? How are you not getting this?
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>>507508325
thanks! the artist is this alex konstad fella
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3/4
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>>507507961
>-something-
It's fucking nothing.
A Blood infused Black Steel Hammer at 99 FTH only gets 40 extra holy AR, at this point just infuse it with Sacred.

The DCS mainly scales with ARC, so it's better to get it to 45 ASAP and use the Occult infusion on weapons with innate bleed, while just getting enough FTH to meet spell reqs.
Even if you have spare levels, it's still better to just start pumping STR or DEX and use blood weapons that scale with the stat you raised than to rely on FTH.
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>>507508401
what if you want an fth/arc weapon with a customisable ash of war? then get fucked?
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Doesn't Arcane Faith just go Arcane as it's main damage stat with Blood/Occult and boost Faith to meet spell reqs for casting miracles with the Dragon Communion seal? I just used a Vulgar Militia Halberd when I did a build like that.
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>>507508520
Nope, blood infuse a FTH weapon.
>>507508498
Even just getting bare minimum spell reqs you're still better off. With a standard ARC/FTH spread you're going to want at least 30 FTH for Blackflame Protection. That's not a miniscule amount, and besides something you're overlooking here is that not every weapon class has innate bleed weapons you can occult infuse. The fire knight greatsword for example gets good AR and RIDICULOUS bleed on blood infusion and can take advantage of a 30/45 FTH/ARC spread with anything remaining going into DEX for extra AR. Nothing else can capitalize on it like this. Same goes for twinblades as none of them have innate bleed and the black steel twinblade exists. Great hammer though? Sure just occult infuse a great stars.
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3/4
Join please
Itll be fun
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>>507508550
DCS gets almost no spellbuff from going over 45 ARC. Like 1 spellbuff per ARC point, it's fucking nothing.
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>>507508938
Where?
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>>507508984
>>507507880
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I fucking love women
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>>507509163
same, in a Malenia mood atm though
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>>507481087
Well, has it improved your perspective on Varré or the Mohgwyn Dynasty?

To clarify, Elden Ring is evasive regarding sexuality ("Turtle meat is said to boost virility, but none in the Lands Between seem to have much appetite for it these days.") except the factions that are clearly blasphemous: Rykard's sadomasochistic male paramour Daedicar, as well as the items and lines relating to Mohgwyn: "the nail still aches with sweetest pain", "You have the sweetest scream", "yet slumbers beside the Divinity", "How dare you trouble Luminary Mohg's passions?", the obsession with "love". There's a certain honesty and charm in that. It doesn't feel shameful or exaggeratory.
Nor am I interested in your affection or attention. Do you understand what I mean?
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>>507509163
>>507509283
Same. I wish I was spending Christmas with Malenia
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I fucking hate claws
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>>507509359
>Nor am I interested in your affection or attention. Do you understand what I mean?
yes, but you cannot stop us from talking about you, even if it means that you will stop gracing us with your presence

now please post lewds.
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How do I easily beat the chaos lord with my faith/strength build?
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>>507509890
>chaos lord
Who?
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>>507509359
That's cause the rest are more typical. Melina reminds us that "births continue," Fia gives "embraces," on her bed, and all the soap opera drama with Marika, Godfey, Radagon, and Rennala, while not overtly sexual, seem to indicate more traditional sexual behavior or sex in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation
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>>507509359
no because this post was schizophrenic
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3/4?
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>>507509828
Git gud
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>>507510747
3/4.
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>>507510808
who's that?
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>>507509927
The dude with a spear in his head at the end of the abyssal woods
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>>507509927
THE DEPTHS OF YOUR FOOLISHNESS
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>>507510872
doter
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>>507511168
can't even tell what's happening, post more of her fat ass
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>>507510959
>>507510990
Midra? He's lord of Frenzied Flame not lord of chaos.
>in b4 "MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD"
Anyway, he has low resistances to slash, magic, lightning, and holy. If you're STR/FTH get a good sacred or heavy slashing weapon. Don't use fire, it's his biggest resistance.
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>>507511629
Can I sit on your lap
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I crashed because of too many particles..
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>>507511779
The present youll be getting is R2 spam because thas the only good attack these weapons have
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>>507511832
You didn't answer my question
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>>507511797
stay out, you're laggy as hell
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>>507511629
should've used wolves as a replacement for reindeers
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>>507511929
Yes I did?
>>507511953
I have all the spirit ashes I think just like not upgradess
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>>507511946
sorry
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Should we turn off spirit ashes, I think its kiling peoples game
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>>507511382
>Don't use fire
Thanks , I was doing this
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>>507512098
>Can I sit on your lap?
>YOU ARE GETTING R2 SPAM FOR XMAS
No you didn't.
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>>507512236
Those are a a like normal logical ontinuation, you sit on santas lap ot ask him for a gift retard Im saying that if you did then you wouldnt be able to ask for a gify youd just be getting R2 spam, also I didnt capitalize it
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>>507512348
Who said anything about Santa? I just want to sit on your lap nigga jeez.
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>>507512403
Kill yourself
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yosh is putting in work
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>>507512403
Sorry
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>>507512160
off or on now?
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>>507512435
Yosh is one of my favorite spirit ashes, it's great if you use the star-lined sword along with him and both do the combo at the same time. Aesthetic as fuck.
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>>507512529
On still
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>>507512427
>>507512521
I'm getting mixed messages here.
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>>507512682
I said kill yourself and then I said sorry for saying to kill yourself
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>>507512546
I'm a faith build, alas

>>507512682
I told her to be nice
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>>507512727
Okay apology accepted, now about my request.........
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>>507512845
Yea
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>>507513179
Sweet I hope you bounce your leg, makes me fall asleep really easily.
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stormhawk tuah is real...
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>>507513312
stop keeping the meme alive
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>>507513361
I loooove ht (hawk tuah)
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FOR YOU, DAD HOARAH, ADOPTIVE-BUT-MAYBE-ACTUAL-REAL-MOTHER-DEPENDING-ON-THE-GODWYN-SOUL-THEORY MOM MARIKA
>>507513312
Love that lil' nigga
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>>507513407
are you experienced in fellatio?
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>>507513486
Kill yourself
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>>507513524
NTA but you did say you love a fellatio meme, it's a fair quesiton.
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>>507513629
I dont view it as having to do with sex, I just think the phrase/sound is funny
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>>507513524
where's my sorry?
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>>507513686
No
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Reque, I think it broke and made 2 2/4s
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>>507513736
god I want to rape you
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>>507513825
Why do you want to rape Santa
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i got raped today
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Is the FC still going? I'll be available for like 50 mins
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>>507514280
Yes!
We're doing it with spirit ashes >>507507880
Ghost of christmas something
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>>507514217
Did you cum?
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I like how everyone independently decided to try new equipment today
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>>507513661
It's quite literally a sex joke. That's like saying you find the word cunt funny but don't associate it with vaginas.
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>>507514353
Okay nice I'm joining in a sec. We had an FC with spirit ashes a bit ago too not sure if you were there
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Drinking hot chocolate and cuddling with Malenia on Christmas/Marikmas.
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>>507514546
>That's like saying you find the word cunt funny but don't associate it with vaginas.
Thats a normal stance to take
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>>507514568
No I wasnt thats whay Im doijgn it again now
Let me know when youre queued
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I uhhh somehow got stuck into D after queueing up lol
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>>507514670
drinking rum and coke and cuddling with... never mind
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3/4
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>1 shotting dragonkin soldier with bayle scream incant
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a direct hit of scarlet aeonia didn't even cause scarlet rot on him, so sad
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>>507515458
oh gosh that's me
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>>507515458
Is it (lemonade) ugly on purpose?
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>>507514768
It's really not.
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>>507515746
I dthink that it is
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>>507515682
great helm is crusading kino
>>507515641
scarlet aoenia takes up 3 slots and sucks while rotten butterflies only takes 1 slot and is pretty good
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>>507515849
To be fair the butterflies also have zero HA while Aeonia has quite a lot.
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Just had my Christmas lunch, now it's time to sit down and play a game that isn't Elden Ring.
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>>507516145
Then fuck off? This is the elden ring general you dumb bitch.
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My poor snake buddy doesn't stand a chance
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>>507515682
what a rude thing to say, but yes

I tried to make his face look like he ate something really sour
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>>507516261
I kill her
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>>507516270
I was just saying it to say it, you ahve a helmet on
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>>507515746
As an australian and expert in the word cunt, we never ever associate the word with vagina. The word is funny to us and we use it all the time to insult, praise, exclaim in shock/surprise/annoyance/happiness without having to associate it with vaginas.
Cunt meaning vagina is an american thing I think. Even the brits use it without associating it with vaginas
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>>507516276
Yeah if only it was upgraded...
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>>507516354
I know you think I'm ugly, it's okay

you're pretty
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>Frost status spear
*inhale*
*exhale*
>SWITCHES TO BLEED UGS WITH WAR CRY
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>>507516864
aren't war cry r2's super slow and easy to dodge?
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>>507516864
I'm the one using the frost status spear. Is it too OP or something?
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>>507517020
People actually use war cry for the moveset changes rather than the damage buff?
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The amount of times someone is bothering to dodge ruin fragments is funny
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>>507517120
I've been rot potted too many times, it's second nature now
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>>507517091
With colossals the uncharged R2 true combos into a R1 so it's actually worth it to try landing it.
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>>507516234
Whoa! I wish I had a soijak deranged enough to reply to your comment.
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Byebye
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Oh, is the FC over?
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>>507517393
I'm done desu
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This guy rn https://youtu.be/Cg7QRQvhomE?si=bekz0MvZb-DhnvLj&t=93
>>507517087
>or something?
Kindly, don't pretend, we all know that spears are some of the wonkiest PvP weapons in every FROM game, combine that with the status buildup, which is broken beyond belief in Eldie Rang, makes it clear you're fishing for easy wins.
>>507517191
Oh true, actually.
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>>507517443
Okay then I think it's fair to close it now.
GGs everyone! If someone thinks my frost spear is too OP then please do tell, I'll glady switch out to something else
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>>507517603
Spears in general are salt fishing weapons. They'd bitch no matter what.
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>>507517558
>>507517603
I don't think it's OP desu. Dual status spears is OP for sure but single, 2 handed status spear is fine to me.
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>>507517603
I want you to stop being a little BITCH

it's fine, don't worry about it
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Thank you for joining, it was fun
Oh my god spirit ashes was so fucking exhausting I didnt hate it but jesus I never want to use claws again I hate this I was oriiginally just going to do "Santer Claus" and do my usual weapons and I shouldve Im going to do it this time for real
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>>507517558
Unironically git gud you whiny little cunt.
>>507517603
You're fine. Don't switch, implying a singular frost spear is OP is peak skill issue territory.
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>>507517558
I mean he is but also I dont think its unfair to use
Some people like using powerful combos, some people like doing cosplays, some people like doing usual things, some people like doing funny combinations, everyone likes and does different ways of playing
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>>507517789
Matter of opinion at the end of the day
>>507517879
You DUMMY, you ABSOLUTE BANANA, you UTTER STALE PIECE OF PEASANT BREAD, I won most of the fights today
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>>507518162
>I won most of the fights today
And yet you're crying about a SINGULAR FROST SPEAR. How fucking embarrassing, you're truly the whiniest bitch in the thread.
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>>507518162
No, stormhawk tuah won most of them, you just helped her
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>>507517558
I didn't know regular spears were considered strong, I just like using whatever looks cool and is decent. I know status buildup is indeed strong but alot of people in the FCs have used them before so I thought it'd be fine since that spear is good with frost. I don't care at all about winning, I have a claymore equipped so I don't fastroll and I'm not using the spear talisman either
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>>507518228
You're crying more than me, booboo bear.
>inb4 "N-NO I'M NOT!!!!"
Yes you are, pookie
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>>507518338
You've post more whiny posts than me though? You can literally count. Checkmate nigga.
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Watching the elves get messmer's orbed and killed through their shields felt like watching a village get napalmed in the vietnam war
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I love boobs

>>507518402
and I would do it again if I could, those elves deserved it

>>507518312
what a simple man, keep doing what you do, haydee fucker
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>>507518312
And just like that, you've shown to have more soul than most pvpers left with the game, I'm glad to hear it
>>507518303
Truly, the strongest of Lords, the true Stormlord.
HAWK TUAH
WAR CRY ON THAT THANG
>>507518382
No u
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>>507518567
>HAWK TUAH
>WAR CRY ON THAT THANG
Holy fuck kill yourself
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>>507518550
Why
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Singular spears are fun to fight against because they can do slash attack or stab and I like that variety of like reading and trying to see waht move it is ( though no matter what the stab hitbox is baaaaaaaaad, fromsoft why do you not just make the hitvboxes exactlym the model I dont understand I know theres a reason for it but i dont know it
Dualstance spears arent though because theyre always just stab
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>>507518629
Kill me yourself, you have hands. Use them.
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>>507518629
Its funny
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Sellen wishes you and me a Merry Christmas!
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>>507504673
It's the luck equivalent. The stat that's always forgotten, always underdeveloped, and always either broken OP or useless dump stat, nothing in between.
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>>507518834
I'll probably catch something if I touch you.
>>507518947
It isn't.
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>>507519554
every souls game has a weird stat, but arcane is the least weird one so far
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>>507519626
>I'll probably catch something if I touch you.
Yeah, testosterone. You need it. Now make like Marika and turn into the red haired harlot, the Loux bloodline needs to make a deposit into a tight hole.
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>>507519663
Bloodtinge wasnt weird
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>ergies crying over 2h spear
embarrassing
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>>507519842
Bloodtinge sucked. That stat ruins bloodborne.
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>>507519842
you're weird
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>>507520124
Im not, kill yourselves why would you say that
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>>507520118
Didnt it just make guns stronger?
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>>507520152
anybody that frequents 4chan is weird
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>>507520223
Yes and they do 0 damage if you don't level it which makes zero sense when you consider guns are half the fucking weapons and the only useful thing to put in your left hand.
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>>507520290
Yeah but if you do level it they do stupid damage and trivialise half the game. It's reasonable for them to make gun damage crap without serious stat investment.
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>>507520257
No
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>>507520389
That makes no fucking sense though because there's nothing else useful to put in that hand. It's either level bloodtinge or don't and have a useless hand.
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>>507520532
guns are for parrying
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>>507520554
>MUH PARRIES
Fuck off, go play Sekiro if you want parry slop.
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>>507520630
Alright but that is what the gun is for first and foremost. Not usre how you could play the game and not realise that.
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>>507520290
They're for parryimg, bloodline is if instead you want them to do damage, it's that's like saying strength IA dumb because a giant hammer hitting someone would do a lot of damage even like if you're not stromg
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>>507520723
I've beaten Bloodborne a dozen times and never parried or leveled bloodtinge once.
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>>507518672
they contain milk
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>>507520789
What did you put in your left hand?
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>>507520758
See
>>507520630
>>507520789
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>>507520793
Anyone can have milk, drink some and you'll havr it inside you even
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>>507520892
See >>507520758
Thats their primary utility
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>>507520852
Flamesprayer on ARC builds, cannon if no ARC.
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>>507519323
feet wife
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>>507521023
Mother fucker you cannot hand me a gun and tell me it's for "parrying", eat shit. That just makes Bloodborne a bad game. I'm glad it'll never get a remake, port, or sequel. *spits*
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>>507521156
Yeah it got boring before the end but like just because thats the irl utility doesn't mean that's how it'd work in game
The big ghizas wheel wouldn't work irl either
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>>507520912
can I drink your milk?
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>>507521652
Kill yourself
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>>507521678
be nice
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>>507522217
Why
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>>507520793
>>507520912
>>507521652
>>507521678
>drinking milk
>on Christmas
Get some eggnog you scrooge fucks
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>>507521037
Whenever I tried the flamesprayer it seemed like shit but cannon is based
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>>507522256
Santa drinks milk and eats cookies he eodesnt drink eggnog
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>Making character on PC so I can join FCs
>Trying to do Varre's quest
>Been waiting an hour for an invasion
Are invasions really this fucking dead on PC? On PS5 I never wait more than 5 minutes for this stupid quest tops, in fact it's usually instant.
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>>507521048
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>>507522313
Flamesprayer ain't great but with good ARC it makes a good anti-group tool or a perfect way to finish off enemies who are nearly dead. Cannon is also fun but fuck me that bullet cost.
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>>507522392
>Are invasions really this fucking dead on PC?
outside of dedicated low level twink setups yes
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>>507522392
dude, it's fucking Christmas
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>>507522465
lick lick
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>>507522367
You ain't Santa nigga
>>507522573
Mother fucker what's that matter? If anything there should be MORE people on since there's no work or school.
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>>507522392
Do you want to drom a invasion summons ign so I you can invade and kill me? I think that counts
Otherwise there's an noc you can kill
But yeah invasions are very dead mostly unless you do in seamless
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>>507522619
I was in the FC

Also most people are trying to sleep so that Santa comes
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>>507522620
Nah but thanks, I finally got one to pop. If the other two are being just as slow I'll just hit the Altus spots.
>>507522687
>people are trying to sleep so that Santa comes
Does he get off to sleeping people or something?
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>>507522619
most people have families?
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>>507522757
Oke, idk what that means thiugh
Have you done pvp before?
>>507522757
He sees you when you're sleeping and he know when you're awake
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>>507522814
People that play this shit don't spend time with families let's be real.
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>>507522392
There's a npc invasion in Altus that clears that quest.
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>>507523072
Yeah I know, but I'm not in Altus yet. It's fine, I'm 2/3 now. If the third one takes fifty years I'll just go there.
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>>507522893
but souls pvp are pretty fucking casual?
>no grinding
>no ranks
>less than 10 minutes matches
>bad real time syncronization (laggy)
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>>507523669
And yet you fags still try and be sweaty at it with hardswapping youtube builds
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Merry Christmas everyone, I love you
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>>507524191
I don't play pvp, anon
>>507524749
Merry Christmas, bro
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>>507524825
>I don't play pvp, anon
And yet you try to act like an authority on it. Retard.
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>>507525264
oh yeah? Does that make any of this post false? >>507523669
Also, you sound bitter. It's Christmas, chill.
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>>507525365
Isn't Christmas yet where I live so fuck you. I can legally be an asshole for the next 35 minutes.
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>>507525418
Don't cry.
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>>507525475
Nice projection.
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>>507525418
>legally
excuse me
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PCR's pull has no fucking telegraph and if you get hit by the pull the follow up attack is unavoidable. Bullshit.
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>>507526219
Did I stutter?
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>>507524749
Love you too
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>>507526742
love you more
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>>507524825
sexoooo
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shadow of the blingtree
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>>507527121
Love you times infinity
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:^)
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>>507527175
VERBOTEN
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>>507528353
asking for it with a tummy and legs like that
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>>507528942
>asking for it in the tummy with legs like that*
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>>507528353
All I want for Christmas, is you leg locking me into an impregnation creampie and then opening the present I got you, an engagement ring, you say "yes" of course with tears in your eyes and cum dripping down your thighs and we live happily ever after with many children as husband and wife.
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>>507530181
Holy fucking based
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>>507530181
this man is a terrorist
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>>507530181
honestly?
based
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>playing prisoner for first time
>find flail
>oh sick
>keep playing
>find and kill black knight dude
>now have triple flail
I don't really know the direction my man is going, but I've been leaning into this dex/int battlemage direction. Rocks and flails.
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>>507531330
Pic related, it's you.
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>>507531370
Pretty much, in no game or setting have I seen myself using a flail. But it's pretty kick ass.
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>>507531454
>>507531370
>>507531330
Flails have to be the biggest disappointment when it comes to weapon types.
0 cool somber weapons.
0 unique ashes of war.
Worse moveset than hammers, which are already a bad weapon type.
Their one main trait, that is being unparriable, is shared by Colossal weapons that got buffed to the point where they swing faster, while granting the player almost unlimited hyperarmor and dealing 3 times more damage.

The chainsaw glitch was their only contribution to the game and that got patched out.
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>flails suck
just like in real life then
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>>507531935
That's unfortunate, I planned on going crazy wizard build so a weapon to compliment would be nice.
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>>507532648
Bastard stars
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>Flails
>reskinned Hammer
>Hammers
>reskinned Axe
It's all so tiresome
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>>507532648
If you're playing a mage you might as well use anything that fancies you, because the staff will be doing 80% of the work.
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>>507532648
My favorite spell is gotten at the start of the lategame but you still got the entirety of it and the DLC to use it in. It's fancy and very effective.
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i remember the great flail hype prior to dlc...
Sigh
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The coolest flail in the game is the Nox Hammer.
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my first playthrough i used the flail all the way until late game because the promo image in raya lucaria was cool
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I finally found a fun build after all this time
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>>507534609
better not be the carian thruster
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The Warped Axe is one of the most deceptive weapons in the game.
Nobody expects a tiny axe to outtrade colossals.
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>>507535128
It's int/fth, bitch.
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>>507535171
lame
only good builds are pure str or pure dex.
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>>507535208
*dumps lava lasagna on your head*
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dancing lion is a garbage boss, flailing erdtree tumor 2.0
>>507534609
>>507535171
it's quite the opposite for me
i started out as int/fth, but switched to STR and now i'm having fun
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>>507535951
It's actually str/int/fth
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>>507536005
>It's actually str/int/fth
yeah, that makes sense then
what RL anyway?
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>>507536467
150 because anything higher is too fat
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>>507536005
>spoiler
i take back what I said here >>507535208
that's awesome
is it a fucking powerstanced dmg and gog? post the image NOW.
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wait i forgot that has a 21 dex requirement
what a stupid fucking weapon. just exists to look cool and gets mogged by the twinned sword or whatever the fuck it's called.
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>>507536506
so i'm guessing that means just the bare minimum weapon requirements, 1 healing spell, some carian sword sorceries and int+fth spells?
i'm just a bit puzzled about this because at that RL with such a build, spell damage output is very disappointing, unless you're doing pvp
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>>507536687
LOL NO
This is the only weapon I dual wield, the others pair with the gelmir staff.
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>>507536810
>gelmir staff
rank up already AIEEEEE
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>>507536924
I NEED THAT LAVA BUFF
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>>507536965
Which magma spells do you use the most
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>>507536804
The GOAT Magma Shot
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>>507537182
for >>507537138
How does this even happen
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>>507537182
Makes sense.
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next thread better be christmas themed.
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Gelmir Christmas
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Merry Christmas you degenerates
Love you
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>>507538572
Love you too
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god damn these are some disgusting fucks
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cool content rich area
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merry christmas
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>>507540373
>>507540373
>>507540373
Migrate
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>>507536804
43/43 Staff of the Great Beyond is doable at 150.
>>507537182
Rolling Magma is awesome in PVE because enemies are programmed to slow walk towards the explosion.



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