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All "rate me" and "camwhoring" threads belong on /soc/. Do not ask for or post pictures of yourself or others. >>>/soc/
30+ Anons, how do you feel about your dating prospects?What is your experience dating after the age of 30?
I'm a virgin and it doesn't feel worth it to even try to fix it. There are no attractive single women my age
I swear I better not see you all here in 365 days complaining about the same shit
>>83527463Its overJust beat off. In 2026 its only gonna get worse womens standards keep climbing lmaoo
>>83541612People who say that normally bring shovels to limbo competitions.
im currently experiencing immense physical pain brought on by my mental pain and the culmination of decades of not taking care of myselfnothing i can really do at the moment im in but exist through it. if it doesn't die down by the end of today i'll need to go to the hospital and even with medicaid i might need to get money from my parents.
The year is over Edition.>linkspsychonautwiki.orgerowid.org
>>83539886Same for me. The first trips were always great, but if you push it after youve received the message your brain wont let you enjoy acid anymore
>>83540957U need a tolerance break bro
>>83541105Lack of oxigen cann kill u its no joke
>>83541708Im pretty fit ama u wanna know about lifting
>>83541389>>83541724fuck meant to reply to u
Auld Lang Syne editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adwni-Jt8qQ
Shall now be taking the first shidd of 2026 X
Went to bed about 8pm, heard EXCESSIVE fireworks outside. A bit too much I think this year?Well its 2026 now so we can all just get over it, and tesco opens in an hour and half, so I'll be queueing up for a nice tidy meal deal and some bits and pieces.
>>83541221Not you but i have shidded the first offical brit/feel poo of 2026.It came out in two goes some excessive braps, then a big poop and one half the size.
slept through the fireworks on one of them ambiens oh my days it is 2026 good morning to you lovely people on what is still (STILL) a lovely country
So no SSM return? It truly over nows x
She's right, you know? stop complaining.
>>83539763So all I have to do is lose weight? Why didn't you just say so! Women are retarded.
>>83541317They are always cucks in denial or incels in denial.
>>83539870Are you saying this is not natural selection? It's selection for this society.
>>83539763>>83539763This post is very dumb for many reasons. Why is this on 4chan? Are you one of those indians who hate white men and try to make them feel inferior so they can feel for just one moment how you have to feel your whole life?Men didn't rename natural selection to the male loneliness epidemic, the mainstream media called it that. Men called it the blackpill and were discussing it before redditors or normies knew anything about it. But that's reddit for you, history revisionists to try and score wins.Most of the dysgenic men in the world happen because a dysgenic mom. It's a known fact that women date up and men date down, so a genetically decent man will get his genes gimped by the female, creating more dysgenics (and criminals too), ad infinum. It used to be the the jungle would cull the dysgenics but not anymore. Now they accumulate and give women the ick.Bold of women to accumulate a library of misandry while men are on the verge of being able to replace them with artificial wombs. Women are unable to be nice to others and they call it emotional labor and refuse. But now women aren't even able to be nice to save their own skins? Weird.There's more but I'm bored with it so have fun w the rest of the thread. Sorry about you being a jeet.
>>83541712Anon it's 2026 elaborate on the rest of your post
I have a relative who is a 16-year-old girl who says her life goal is to "find a good husband" and be an "obedient housewife". Why am I the only one who thinks she is attention whoring? I just think it's embarrassing to beg for male validation so transparently.
>>83541719You know how a taste of power can make a man become obsessed with it? It's the same with women and attention. Pick-me girls are one genre of attention-seeking woman.
I know some anons here might have a new year's resolution to lose weight. I wanted to share with you a little about how I lost weight after being chubby/fat my whole life. First, you don't have to exercise. In fact, it might be a good idea not to exercise because it can make your appetite go crazy which will cause you to eat. You literally cannot exercise long enough or hard enough to undo you calorie intake.The only way to lose pounds is to limit how many calories you consume. You don't have to know about carbs, keto, protein, fats, sugar, etc., you literally just need to monitor your calories. A few potato chips can be 150 calories, but three cups of popcorn is 100 calories, so the popcorn is the better option. Aim for 1500-2000 calories per day. It will seem hard for the first few days, but you would be surprised how fast it gets easy and comes naturally. You can still eat cookies, chips, junk, etc., but you have to pay attention to calories. If one big cookie is 200 calories, you can eat it so long as you stay around 1500 calories.
I will trade being 160 lbs for 10 years for anyones weight itt
>>83541691There are some extra tricks in absorption of calories, i.e. drinking a 100 cal sugary drink will indeed be about 100 cal uptake, but eating 100 cal of celery (which is already a lot), you already don't absorb maybe 10% of it and another 10% is lost in metabolism as thermic effect. Meat again has very high thermic effect, you lose 30% of the calories metabolising it.
How would you feel if your son turned out like this?
>>83540524The passable tranny son is more likely to get a gf than the sub8 male son.
>>83540524probably not going to have kids in the first place, but wouldn't mourn when he inevitably 41%s
>>83540708probably not that one in particular, he seems like the type that just wants to get fucked by men
>>83540568Surely they are happy, surely.
>>83540524agp trannies so easy to spot. I saw preview and instantly thought about agp. Majority of normal women wont wear this. it's like something for pre teen girls or smth.
>Your Type>How do fireworks make you feel>Do you prefer watching quietly or celebrating loudly>Is there a lesson from this year you're carrying forward?>Who in your family do you feel most understood by?>Is there a food or smell that reminds you of family?>16Phttps://www.16personalities.com/>Sarkinovahttps://sakinorva.net/functions>Big 5https://www.personalityassessor.com/big-five2/>Turbie-Wurbie's Cutesy Test Link Compilation! UwU:https://web.archive.org/web/20231220103736/https://pastebin.com/QK0uSJaTComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Blah blah blah garbage blah garblah shit piss INTP blah peepee poopoo blah blah shit garbo ENFJ!!
>>83541312You almost got me you little punk, but you forgot one thing, I can go SUPER SHOUJO>Heerrrrrrrrrrrrr>errrrrrrrrrrrrrr>ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!>(hair turns yellow)Ar har har har har HAR.... No one is killing MY SLAVES!Anyways happy new year Togatanon, new years is in like 30 minutes so I gotta go.>>83541405Your post is too smart for /mbti/ anon. Anons will mistake it for actual dialogue in the thread.
>>83541377You're half-right on one of the guesses. Also yeah you did a couple threads ago when I first posted in /mbti/.>fat blunthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfwDuPjIJz0>we're so literally gonna turn this thread into our own oppressively togata state../tgta/ will be real in 5 threads. Togatalitarianism.
>>83538211>See, samefagging and sexually affirming yourself in the 3rd person to appear artifically desirable isnt embarassing as long as im winning whatever retarded race i subconsciously created out of insecurity>I only shut down other foids anonymously not because im insecure!!Melascula-kun . . .
>>83536477Infp-t.A firework just went off while I started posting this and I almost just cried.I like having quiet conversations. The lesson I'm taking with me is gratitude and love. I owe so much to so many people.I feel most understood by my mom. She's very wise.The smell that reminds me of family is the gravy savory smell of beef stew.
femanons, do you like your areola? and if not how would you change them?
>>83541590Damn your fucking fat lemme guess 170 lbs
>>83541667>videoPerfect. You're a good slut. I like the tattoo as is. Making it look better detracts from the meaning. Let's see those scars next. >went schizoWhat an idiot. You'd be worth keeping around.
>>83541672im 135 5'5 ... not huge. pic from a month ago cus the fat allegations are annoying.
>>83541704Based. You got a dark look. You wiccan or dabble in the occult or something?
>>83541704If you want someone to love you post your discord and see who can stomach talking to you the longest
this year I will be a good year, I hopehappy new year's anons
>>83541687happy new year robot. i hope this year is better than the last.
>>83541687Thanks, Anon, you too. Stay safe out there.
The Black Halo is a 2005 album by Kamelot which adapts Faust. It switches things around to make Faust even more of an asshole, and his girlfriend less of one. Makes things lot darker than Goethe's version. Anyhow, it is a rock opera, presented (like Goethe's) as a play within a play. The Kamelot version is... a New Year's Eve performance. So I figured why the hell not.It is actually part 2, with 'Epica' being the very good, but inferior, part 1. So fuck it.I frequently listen to this album to wallow in guilt and regret. It is an album about guilt and regret. But the protagonist achieves catharsis. I do not. I just pick at my scab, ensuring the wound never heals.
>>83540818Fuck yeah, I loved Kamelot. I was surprised they managed to find a new singer that sounded so much like the original.
>>83540818For me it's Weighing Souls With Sand by The Angelic Process.
How did you get me to listen to this at almost 7 in the morning. It's alright, just not the kind of thing I'd listen before going to sleep.
>>83540919Perfect rainy day music.
Lol I'm listening to Karma now because it's 25 years old this year. I wish I'd gotten to see them and meet them at ProgPower a few years ago, but alas I only saw them a decade ago
Friendly reminder that every cute girl you saw this week is at a NYE party getting fucked by an alpha right now. No girl is going to have an empty pussy tonight but you're sitting here forced to spend a time most people spend with their friends out partying sitting alone in a dark room illuminated only by your computer screen. Your only social interaction are a bunch of anonymous losers just as pathetic as you are and who don't actually care about you but since youre the only people willing to talk to them they stick around.Your life is empty and it will always be like this.
>>83539794>Friendly reminder that every cute girl you saw this weeki haven't left the house in over a month
new year everyone have it happy!!!!!
>reminder that every cute girl you saw this week is at a NYE party getting fucked by an alpha right now.No, I'm at home with my husband and his parents. His parents are visiting us. >No girl is going to have an empty pussy tonight Mine is :(
>>83540861Why would your husband not plap you?
Maybe you would think if was
anyone else not particularly worried about ever getting a GF ? i think it would be nice if it somehow happened one day, but im ok with remaining single, even if there were more means to meet women im not entirely certain if I would take it, better to be a happy single guy then to risk getting in some toxic relationship if a get a gf that is a complainer
>>83540742>put yourself out thereHow? Please I'm pretty stuck on how to navigate society and dating in 2026. Starting from zero with no friends, coworkers who dislike me and ignore meI signed up to dating apps a few times but my photo selection is very limited to just selfies of me in different outfits taken around the house. Also used the incognito feature so I'm not visible to coworkers. And I never got any matches doing that.
>>83540651Damn, that picture is literally me. I've lived like that since 2011 or so. It's a peaceful life and I wouldn't change it for anything.
>>83541382>How?>Starting from zero with no friendsstart there, hobbies are the easiest way to meet people- even if you're autistic you can find people to talk to that like the same things as you. and definitely makes things easier. doesn't have to be a big thing, can be once every few weeks go to a board game night somewhere or whatever.when i say put yourself out there, it means get out of your comfort zone a little and be open with people. this shit isn't easy dude.
If I got a gf it would just be another thing to worry about
>>83541693That's one of the reasons why I never want to bother with relationships ever again. There's too many factors to worry about and I'm the kind of person who can't help but plan for the worst.
So many foids have such gross looking vaginas. Imagine having to tell a woman you love her after seeing the disgusting, shit brown, flappy, monstrosity in her pants.
>>83541694Id never eat pussyDisgusting. And men cumm in thereAnd blood comes out of there.And they dont wash it.
>>83541694>>83541699Both of you are low-test or gay.
>>83541705Only women with pink innies that smell like roses and perfume are worthy of love.
