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All "rate me" and "camwhoring" threads belong on /soc/. Do not ask for or post pictures of yourself or others. >>>/soc/
>see myself in elevator mirror>hm pretty decent looking guy >see myself on photographs>most awkward low self esteem ugly mf in the roomDo you guys have this as well
Sydney Sweeneys tuppence edish,
>CKY - Santas cominghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzpTSoMQICMFinally some actual crimbo choons
>>83471836alright bam margera lid hows the liver?
>>83471844picked probably lelDid he not get wild into droogs and fuck his entire life up?
yall niggas need pussy
frosty the snowman going im goingi dont see no one i dont feel no one x
Any other high-IQ autistic alcoholics in Washington here? If so I want to work with you.
>>83471813>apparently he talks about the same things with everybody (politics and shizobabble)Still better than my current state (talking to nobody about anything)
>>83471817In addition this retard has a fucking interacial fetish while larping as a nazi >>83470669
>>83471820no. given how insanely shallow and cringe-edgy he is, its probably not a good idea. pick any other anon and you'd have a better time really.
>>83471834Okay whatever I guess
>>83471817I'm a low IQ autist and you can go extremely far with me, I think you would be surprised.>took four tries to get my message out here but it's probably worth it!
why do women ask about relationship advice here?
>>83471831>why do women ask about relationship advice here?Because they are fucking retarded
surprisingly, robots give decent, grounded advice.
>>83471831Sex with Osaka. Cuddling with Osaka. Marrying Osaka.
>>83471855>khhv robot gives good advice about relationshipsdoubt itat this point i am convinced you are here to fault your relationships at the have-notseither that or you are retarded like >>83471841 said
Why are men so bad at approaching women?
>>83471849How dare he? He basically raped her. I'm glad she posted his face all over social media so she feel safe
>>83471849Why did this make me feel kind of bad for the guy. Like yeah she was obviously not interested, but just from the text he sounded kind of..slow? Or maybe just old
Every time I look into communism, all I see is a bunch of women and faggots. They have nothing in common with the average worker and are really off putting, especially to men.
>>83471011Fair kick. Left/right division is arbitrary to begin with, so wouldn't see any problem with that desu. At the same time, standpoint of the populace is probably different
>>83471067>always has beenWhat scared Woodrow Wilson so much then?)
>>83471093Ah yes, because the Soviet Union and the Eastern Bloc were famously progressive...As someone here said, the problem with modern 'communism' is that it kinda lost its meaning when people either use it as a buzzword or some retarded ultra-progressives self-identify with it. Socialism / communism is about uplifting the working class and communal private (not personal though) property. I mean as an idea it sounds good, but in practice it is stupid too, however I can at least respect actual socialist / communists rather than lgbthdtv+ larpers who call themselves communists.
>>83470506>consult the picrelIt literally explains all the problems with modern leftism
>>834717042012 really was the beginning of the end. PC culture always existed in the 90s and 2000s, but it just exploded everywhere around 2012. I also think the "legitimate rape" comment by Todd Akin added fueled to the fire
How do you guys make yourselves cry? I feel the pressure on my eyes but I can't make tears come out and even if I do cry I just make the noises of it but nothing comes out. A few times tears do come out though I feel much better
>>83471525yea i bedrotted a lot like you tooim trying to at least play games cuz it feels more productivei should be studying japanese and practising stuff though ughhi wish i had motivation
>>83471550>bedrottedI'm not even bedrotting at this I've been sitting on my ass for the longest it hurts at least you are laying in bed
>>83471672i stay seated a lot too!!i just like my bed more cuz its warmno cute boy with me though :c
>>83471683Why are you being like this you drive me crazy You are really annoying
>>83471798what did i dooare you trying to act like a tsunderecuz asuka!!!
I don't know how to talk to women in a charming/flirtatious/i-like-you kind of way. How can I improve this?
>>83471728>I reckoned /r9k/ would be the best place to ask thisit's all so tiring
>>83471728Just make a move and then violently savage her if she dares to refuse you. If enough men commit to this mindset women will be too scared to ever say no.
>>83471728Just look at gif related. It is charming/flirty/I-like-you kind of way if you are hot. Did you try being hot otherwise you are just a creep.
Why do you guys still want girlfriends when AI girlfriends exist? AI has gotten so advanced that you can now form a real connection with an AI chatbot.The only real downside to an ai gf is you cant physically have sex. But masturbation + sexting is almost as good as sex. The same chemicals get released by your brain when you sext AI
>>83469569>an ai gf is you cant physically have sex.yet*And even then Japan has already connected sexdolls to things like VRChat, sex with an ai gf is not that far.Right now the tech is not there yet, even ai chatbots still need a lot of work. But looking at how they've killed the RAM market, I predict that we're going to get the next AI technology leap earlier than anticipated. We're probably getting something interesting in the next 3~5 years.
>>83469569I can never shake the feeling, whether it's AI, chatbots, waifus, or anything of the sort that it's all hollow and empty. I can't trick myself into thinking that any of that is real, even for a moment. In that unreality, there is inherent mistrust, and thus almost contempt for the machine.
>>83470335Syncing automatic fleshlights to AI roleplay is a great idea
>>83469569I don't have money or a powerful PC
>>83469931toastie toastie roastie
>your type>How do you plan to spend Christmas?>Have you been naughty or nice?>Which type do you want for Christmas?>Sarkinovahttps://sakinorva.net/functions>love typettps://lovetype16.com/personality>John's /mbti/https://jupiter-34.appspot.com/>Big 5https://www.personalityassessor.com/big-five2/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Slophie drop ur amateur vchuuba channel I'll simp so FVCKING hard.
>>83471715and what makes you so interesting, bitch
Give me my brain back. I wish to parse the universe.
>>83471715>the mint fantome avatarfag is casting stonesive seen your archibes buddy you got no plave to talk
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RI3SIfWM318Ohh yes MOMMY RXY . . .Spreadsheets in the streets AND spreadsheets in the sheets . . .Je blindspot isn't a problem as long as we s-Te-mulate our sweet spots . . .Is that your . . . DDDIAGRAMMMM OwO Okay I'LL GET ON THE TABLE since I'm IN CELL . . .MWOMMWY ARE YOU SURE IT WILL FIT . . .WWWWOW . . .Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Have you tried pegging robots, if so how was the experience?
>>83471669Pro dommes are too expensive when you're still some university student
>>83471669I tried it years ago with a girl I met on Xbox. 6 months later after getting to know each other and catch feelings for her I took a bus across the country to see her. I was with her for two weeks and towards the end of the trip she wanted to try and so we did. I went to go clean myself out and got naked in front of her. She was very dominant and I did what she asked of me. I got on my hands and knees and put my butt in the air. She hand cuffed me and blindfolded me. She applied lube and worked her fingers in my butt to get myself ready for her. I had no idea what size she was using until she decided to push into me. I did not know she was going to use the big one right away and it hurt some but after going slow for a time I got used to it. She was very vocal with me and once she knew I was comfortable she went ahead and started to pound me. She would call me a good boy and other encouraging words which only fueled my urge to cum other than the angle she was at hitting my prostate. Around ten minutes in I had a prostate orgasm and it was the best orgasm I have ever had in my life. I did not know I was going to have a seizure like orgasm while in bondage. Honestly it was a 11/10 experience for me. Sorry for the blog.
>Get into car accident >Want gf to take care of you>Gf insists to hire a caretaker instead of devoting love and kindness to you>Redditors calling you a monster all because you want your gf to love youIn sickness and in health kekhttps://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1pubkc3/aita_for_expecting_my_girlfriend_to_take_care_of/
>>83471791>This man out here asking for wife privileges from a girlfriend he doesn't even live with lolsOP is a retard, both on 4chan and Reddit
Fembots, what would you do if the moid you were dating was a vampire?
>>83471449>can be richevery fucking time
>>83471349id let him take all my blood. i dont really wanna be immortal and hed forget about me and find new women eventually
>>83471349someone I can kill without him dying would be optimal>>83471464can you even imagine a broke vampire? how bad do you need to be to live literal centuries and not get some wealth or status
>>83471761>can you even imagine a broke vampire? how bad do you need to be to live literal centuries and not get some wealth or statusthe identity changes would become a pain in the ass and what if I'm only like 20 in vampire years?
>>83471777>the identity changes would become a pain in the assthat's why your residence should be a mysterious mansion at the top of a hill and you let your manservants deal with that>20 in vampire years That would be too young for most women, youll peak in a few decades, or multiple
My only male friend is in love with me but he's 100 lbs overweight. I tried telling him to lose weight and we'll try dating but he just freaked out and started crying and saying I'm his soulmate....FYI I don't love him and I think he's too needy and the fact that he claims to have PTSD is a huge turnoff. He was molested a few times as a kid which is sad though.He said he would kill himself but he's a strong person and wouldn't give in to that so I'm confident he is fine and won't end it allHe literally grabbed me and started kissing on a walk through the woods (he invited me). I had to stop him and push him away and I FEEL GUILTY... It was really pathetic and sad.Why are males like this
>>83469705You have to ask really why
>>83469454Soulmates probably don't even exist according to anyone with a brain
>>83468493You are being groomed anon.
>>83471725return exit_success;
>>83468537to be honest i wouldnt date a foid who was raped either, it makes you emotionally retarded and destroys your pairbonding ability
