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Is a 23 year old virgin male fucking an 18 year old female frowned upon? Is it immoral?
>>79516813I missed out on some good cunny in highschool because niggas will call you pedo only to find out those same niggas was rapist and pedos too. Do what you like.
>26yo KHV>going back to college>meet cute girl by sheer chance because she sat behind me>she's a slightly autistic and awkward gamer, really fun to talk to>we hit it off right away>now I'm crushing hard on a college freshman as a 26yo and constantly alternating between "I need to give it up she's too young" and "fuck it just go for it"
>>79516813Have to be the biggest moron to believe in that, I'm 32 and I would date an 18 year old in a heartbeat, probably the best pussy you'll ever get
>>79516813It's legal so who cares.
it's legal, if you both like it other people can mind their own business
>tfw no snow angel gf
>>79517838Typical girl you would find at a Blackedraw audition
>>79518408She is ai moron reverse image search this
>>79518416Nope she is real
>>79518431I revetsed image search this and theres like 40 pages of scam sites from nigeria to russia to japan to sweden giving different names and ages with this pic lmao, and most of the labeled ones say ai, definitely built for big nigerian cock
>>79518445Why dont more white anons setup fake profiles to scam richer Indians and Arabs? Maybe they do.
focalin edition>erowid>psychonautwiki>shroomery
>>79517859yeah but that's why they were prescribed to me in the first place>find psychiatristslol, the waiting list is 4 months to see one and last time he didn't even show up so i now need to wait another 4 months. >i hope it gets betterit's only getting bleaker. my plan is once i finish uni i spend a solid 6 months or so just tapering and getting fucked over by the side effects and then hope that everything goes back to normal.
>>79518018sorry, meant to reply to >>79517954also holy shit how do you get so many? i have to refill every 2 weeks, complete bullshit imo. I'm not retarded enough to abuse my script, i'm only on 1mg a day kpins which is a quarter of the advised recommended dose.
>>79518052>advised recommended doseadvised recommended maximum dose*fuck sorry im just a mess right now
How can I get blood flow back in my hands and feet when doing coke?
>>79518052>holy shit how do you get so many? My scripts are nothing compared to some of the people in my area, especially when I lived in west palm beach, I had so many coworkers and family members who were loaded with pills. Some would get 100+ xanax bars a month, opiates, stims, soma, ambien, halcion, you name it. I miss those days like boomers miss the 70s quaaludes, black beauties, and nembies.Prescriptions are still not that hard to get in the US if you know what you're doing, and you don't have a hard time manipulating doctors. Otherwise, it's time for the dark web and RC's
absolute kekerald
>Undeveloped prefrontal cortex.
>>79518414ifunny won btw
>>79518390my issue is less with the fact that theyre underage or have underdeveloped brain, we've all been thereim just angry and disappointed at the current state of the basedjak meme and surrounding culture
>>79518425angry at bald man with glasses culture award
>>79518425/qa/ fell from grace desu
Do you attend a church in your country anon? Do you think you would be happier if you were part of a community that supports each other?
>>79518359No. I am fully committed to reaching the bottom of the depths of my insanity. Also I really can't get myself to believe in a god, even a malevolent one.
>>79518359maybebut I have an antagonistic personality that loves the shock value of revering evil entities and creaturesalso I'm anti-life and want my enemies to abort their babies which goes against pro-life stances.
>>79518359Yes, most of the people that are my age though were home schooled at the church for pretty much their entire lives so I feel like a complete outsider. plus their super autistic becuase of the home schooling. Doesn't really feel much like a community at all.
no it would just be more people to be disappointed in me
>>79518359Yes I go to church every week and always have. I go with my family out of obligation really, althougb I do believe in my religion and all that. I don't think it really makes me happier but it does help to fight the fears of possession/demonic presences that I have, and maybe the fear of going to hell.
im 4'9. and im not joking. life isn't good.
That's fucked up man, like the other annon said I'm praying for you
Are you like 80 lbs
>>79518401have you dwarfmaxxed
>>79518401I would just find some enjoyment creating something with my hands and eventually just move to the middle of nowhere and be isolated
>>79518413thank you i appreciate>>79518420thank you too>>79518426last i checked i was a bit under 80lbs>>79518441no i cant grow facial hair and im very skinny
Toys For Boys Only Edition>How does it work?People will post their Amazon wishlist link according to the instructions below. People who enter the thread may post their list, and it is your decision to gift who you want.-------------------===[FAQ:]===READ THE FUCKING FAQ BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS------------------->Does my address get shown?Your city and state, and shipping name. Refer to the instruction image below. Shipping name can be anything you want.>How will I know if something has been bought for me?Items disappear off your list after being purchased. You can also go to your list, press Filter and Sort, then select Purchased.>Will the information of the gifter be shown to the recipient?Your first name may be shown. Amazon by default doesn't share but third party items may.>Why should I gift something? I'm not gonna get anything in return!This is a different take on a Secret Santa, where anyone can gift or get from anyone. If you're feeling generous, please do consider giving back to others.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>79518172mmm. cookies. also have that aux cable. merry christmas anon!
>>79511406i made one of these in 2017 and never posted it. maybe this is the year
>>79518032>>79518198Santa is a GO repeat Santa is GO
>>79518198You're just gifting everyone aren't cha? Well good on ya!
>>79518198Thank you Santa! With that cable I can actually use my speakers properly instead of using the sound mixer controls. Merry Christmas to you as well!
Anybody else a virgin because you're waiting for a girl to approach you first? I'm still waiting at 32.
>>79518165what thing about her is disgusting?
>>79518303Nothing that anon is just a low t numale
>>79518031My chad friend gets approached literally all the fucking time or given SUPER obvious hints. He's like a 9/10 though. Just a good face and physique.
>>79518165Nein!! Meine Augen!
>>79518329>He's a 9/10 and he's rippedWater is wet. I'm talking about normal people.
I wish I was tall. At least 6'2".
>>79518361Awwee
>>79518361lil' fella
I wish I wasn't balding, maybe then a girl would text me back
>>79518384>>79518376i made a thread in case you wanted to mock me more, sadists
>>79518376Sorry bro. Truly my condolences.
i fapped and i feel the exact same. why do epoeple do this again?
Knew you were a tranny. It's called "flicking your bean" when you masturbate as a woman.
>>79517928sounds like someone to the ssri jew pills
>>79517928Skill issue. I can like fap 3 times a day and feel great every time.
>>79517928yeah whatever faggot try going a month or two without doing it. youll fold quickly
>>79517928Like you could reach piggychanLARP
My coworkers are pressuring me to ask out a girl at work ever since they found out I'm a virgin with no dating experience. How can I get them off my back?
>>79517682>>79517688This is undiplomatic and may get me ostracized.
>>79517699So? Where do you live, Korea? Japan? It should not matter in America.
Shouldn't have let them know. Even though my two friends haven't had GF or sex since highschool when they found out I was KHV they treated me differently And would often tag team me some nights. I don't hang with them at all anymore. Made my life way worse. This society hates guys like us so just keep quiet until you an hero
>>79517648Just lie and tell them you already tried to talk to her before and she blew you off and didn't want to talk to you and didn't like you.
>>79517648just tell them you're working on yourself right now
>browsing hentai manga>filtering NTR>still displays part 2/3 of a series while hiding part 1 with NTRThese people just need to be killed. Stop writing gross shit. Stop drawing gross shit.The girl have a bf before isn't a huge deal, they don't all have to be virgins, but stop making these nasty scenarios where they have sex with another man while the MC watches, stop drawing flashbacks or mental images of him imagining her having sex with other men. Stop writing plots and dialogue centered around her having sex with other men before. Fuck off.
>>79518287I only fap to pure love hentai manga, nothing degenerate.
>>79518375Pure love hentai is the true ntr
>>79518391>good is the true bad
>>79518399Bocchi, why are you taking a gun out?
>>79518399that AK drawing triggers my autism>no fire selector>no charging handle or bolt>no rear sight>no disassembly knob>magazine insert structural bore is too small>gas block is completely incorrect
The End of Happenings Edition.ITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on the boards you visit.Non-happenings, habbenings, haqqenings, haddenings, small GETs, complaints about shit boards being shit, known spergs sperging out, personal report buttons and blogposting/avatarfagging et al. belong in >>>/trash/happenings+threadPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79446129/
is the trashhap asylum down or something? why do we have a pol schizo posting?
>>79515214Holy fuck steroid chads we won
>>79518206I don't know what you've done to attract unwanted posters but I'll try to help>>79517502>>79514702>>79514672>>79514669Please come to /trash/hap/ >>>/trash/70937480Your posts are welcome and tolerated thereThey are not wanted herePlus one more poster means that there's less of a dead thread over therePlease stop posting this here and instead come to /trash/hap/
0 images even though images are required to make a thread >>79518335
>>79518427>file deleted/nah/
