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All "rate me" and "camwhoring" threads belong on /soc/. Do not ask for or post pictures of yourself or others. >>>/soc/
I think i agree with free the nipple on their own arguments. Yeah it is cool to see boobs but also i think I agree on the equality thing too.
>>83308951America! (Fuck Yeah!)Comin' again to save the motherfuckin day yeah!America! (Fuck Yeah!)Freedom is the only way, yeah!Terrorists your game is through,cause now you have to answer to...America! (Fuck Yeah!)So lick my butt and suck on my balls!America (Fuck Yeah!)Whatcha gonna do when we come for you, now!It's the dream that we all share...Its the hope for tommorrow...(Fuck Yeah!)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>83309004>Books!I like books O_O
>>83308854>>83308860Its not an "argument", its literally true.
>>83308701>>83309106feminist psyop
>>83308037I think full public nudity should be legal. So yeah, I support men's right to have their nuts out if they want.
Who was the first femcel?
>>83309081>>83309128So you basically had to be upper tier royalty to be femcel back in the day?
>>83309081Why did so many royalties wear pizza for hats?
>>83309065There has never been a femcel ever in history.It is a fantasy.
>>83309128>Saxe-Coburg-SaalfeldWTF is Saxe-Coburg-Saalfeld? Is that a country? A fucking county name that had hyphons like a purple hair feminist?
>>83309146yeah, unless you were a complete anomaly like joan of arcnormal peasants just got married to some guy in their village
Were the 90s really as great as 90s kids say?
>>83309077The clash of eras the 90s kids saw is akin to a rainbow in a sunny day. Maybe if AI really does something more interesting that vomit autocompletions we can see it again in our lifetime
>>83309077I was told by an old fag, it was actually dumpy and depressing, the shinny neon stuff was more what they thought the future would be, not what the 90s was actually like.
Used to play this all the time at the Lazer tag with my old man.
>>83309116So what do you Area 51 and Mr Lazar again?
>>83309139What the fuck are you trying to say? Are you still trying to learn English?
>WW3 happens>You're draftedPost your "remember what your fighting for" gal pic that you would carry around with youpicrel
Obligatory yes yes
Hate black men only with them for money or attention ie rapper athlete or the guy is simping for her meanwhile her choice of man is actually a white man but she cant get one or find one and 99% of the time she is faking it in the bedroom hates getting kissed or hugged or shown affection In public or anything like this unless its a white guy then they always are so happy even lots of black men say they have never seen a black woman not happy with their white boyfriend/husband is there any more race of woman more brutal then this
>>83308929do it in private
>>83308929Yh but she would only look happy if that was chad
>>83308976This aint no movie its real life black Americans are dying and getting replaced by lightskins and new immigrants
>>83309034>With leeches like black womenAll women are leeches, this isn't unique to black women.
>>83308830I have no idea who any of these niggers are.
What do you think on her perspective?
Women are really just very mentally ill peopleI have experienced the feeling of women being attracted to me, crying over me, orgasming with my dick, but also completely despising me and seeing me as a walking wallet/utilityJust don't take anything they say seriously
>>83307410She becomes delusional and mispercieves to protect her heart from remembering her truth.
>>83307410I've always maintained the opinion that almost all women are schizo-affective to some extent
>>83307727It's their default state: inherently unstable
>>83303510>extract somethingMassive projection right there>are-women-human?no-theyre-parasites.jpg
YOU OUGHT TO REPRODUCEYOU OUGHT TO BRING LIFE INTO THIS WORLDYOUR PARENTS DID IT YOU MUST TOO!!!!!!
>>83306934>it's practically guaranteed that some of them will die earlyYeah if you live in a shithole
Like half the posts ITT are fake & gay.People really do just come on this board to waste time & lie to other people who do the same.Pitiful state you're all in. Slaves.
>>83308136>It is men's responsibility for womenNot unless he's her dad or something >>83308254Most their kids are in bad conditions>>83308289People change their mind for anything. In the case of relationships women can just get bored.
>>83308333The posters pretending not to know what suffering is or that women change their minds easily/don't like staying exclusive with one guy are among those that will deserve all the suffering they get in life. Whatever they are.
>>83303721Bunch of people didn't even look it up>Lady has a 29 year old son living with her>He was in the marines, was injured, looked for work, BUT does have income but thinks he needs to get a "real job">Lives with her and has a girlfriend who also lives there and works, but nobody is economically well off>She has answered her own fucking question but in typical self-centered festering twat fashion is upset to not have grandkids or attend a wedding>People in the comments point out that obviously she wishes to be paid by them to raise their child for them while both of them work all the time
Government mandated BF edition. Q: your government mandated boyfriend finally arrived in the mail. He is legally prohibited from leaving you. How do you treat him? pppp>>83289956
i thrifted some really nice shirts lately :) LL bean fleece and eddie bauer sweater and a northface hoodie
>>83308986 whatever man youre being pedantic now, i dont care anymore its the afternoon and youre like establishing something thats like "oh because you meant this" and supplanting linear thinking into it when the original idea was to say shit that is non linear, youre talking down to me and i dont appreciate it, engage with the core idea rather than whatever grievance you have with the semantics.take it as it is or not at all i do not care what you have to say when it is obvious you dont make anything, youre not the one trying to articulate abstract concepts youre critiquing some retard on r9k, you should know the context better than anyone, if that makes you feel smart and helpful sure whatever go for it, i dont care.
my key lime pie thawed nicely too marie calnder frozen pie from walmart. yup things are lookin up
>>83308734>Amazing pic too cuteI thought so too, yours is spooky though. I wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley or even a bowling alley >cont.I'm enjoying this format too, but it would still be nice to have something to fall back on as well I think. A d possibly playing games would be fun, and I've got plenty of cat pictures to share as well from my walks some (one) even have names!And to be fair I haven't really been looking at the thread so I don't know what the quality of it is right now just been popping in to see if you've replied then I either reply or do something else. A nice chance of pace from my usual antics here. But it is pretty funny I'm with you there But if you want to my discord is defective_intention
>>83309111Thrift my dick up yo ass nigga
Do girls like picrel exist? Bonus if schizophrenic in the actual way and has cool interests and music taste. Where to find??
>>83308258picrel is a vtuber mudshark who likes to say shit, backtrack on because no balls, and try to be what shondo failed at being (spoiler alert, ririgaki also failed at it. femcels dont exist)
>>83308258wow. i'm not even like the horrible and nasty girls people fantasize about. awesome
>>83309118Nothing is stopping you fembot
>>83308258I mean probably somewhere out there, they still want chad though
>>83309118Yeah, why are you not a rat? What's wrong with you?
Straight up if God gave me a choice and said I can be born with the looks and talent of Sasuke but my older brother wipes out my entire family, I'd take that deal in a heartbeat. I wouldn't even think twice of my older brother wouldn't even give a fuck about becoming a Ninja, I'd just stay back in the village being a farmer or something while every chick drools over me. Since I was 5 years old I've had fantasies of being kid Sasuke and inviting Sakura over to my empty apartment and worshipping her feet and every inch of her body for that matter. I'd just be a farmer or some shit and my highlight for the day would be taking Sakura out every day after work, bullshitting around, fucking her, etc.. I swear I'd treat her good. I'd completely forget about my family being wiped out as long as I had that.
>>83308811>I would even let Kurama hit, using my body as an avatar, because I'm just a bro like that.Tru doggystyle jutsu
you would merely learn to understand the concept of being a mentalcel then before you put the kunai to your own face
>>83309013>Anonymous 12/05/25(Fri)21:22:27 No.83309013LMAOOOO based
>be a badass ninja with superhuman abilities Or >be a boring ass farmerWhy would anybody do this.
>>83308782I prefer Temari
Do any anon's here play Blue Archive?
I tried to play it while forced outside for 3 whole hours but it kinda sucked. characters were cute and funny but the gameplay was terrible.
>>83308780played for like 6 months a bit after launch and founded a /vg/ club, my pvp bracket pissed me off too much and i quit around the first time goz ran on global, trickcal is better anyway
Did you not experienced teen love because you were ugly, or autistic?
>>83309135have you seen the movie no hard feelings? those were my parents
I had literal bald spots on my face growing up, acne, skinny, awkward and autistic. I stood no chance.
>>83309148*in my hair Oh god imagine if I had holes in my face. That would be freaky
>>83309135Ugly, autistic, insecure, skinny fat AND dropped out of school. It never even started for me
>>83309142This. But it turned out there was a chadlite under the fat so that was pretty sick
Fembot, would you KINDLY explain why you don't look like this?Thanks,The Management
i knew r9k was infested with troons and faggots, but the seething from them itt is ridiculous. post moar, op
I love my women like how I love cum on my face: thick
>>83309015BROFIST>>83309022Strong start, even if you didn't stick the landing
>>83308888Is this you? Cause anons say it's you.
>>83308862How do I get a gf like this? In an original manner
Do any other blackbots find the BBC/raceplay shit unfathomably Reddit? Every time I'm talking to a white person online, and they bring it up (as a serious fetish, not as a joke), I block them
>>83307820You sound like a white guyI'm a nonwhite guy and raceplay is fun.
nah i fuck them white bitches regardless
I know it's cringe but it's addictive mental self-harm I guess, sorry if it makes black people feel weird. I have no fixation on them in particular I just like my own group losing and others winningIt's kinda embarrassing that it's so public now
>>83308357>I'm a nonwhite guy and raceplay is fun.>>83308551>nah i fuck them white bitches regardless
Do not redeem the cumDO NOT REDEEM THE CUM
