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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively. This includes Discord server threads!

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

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Do honestly believe that you evolved from this?
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>>77200837
>psuedoscientific drivel.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speciation
Educate.
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>>77200893
Are you going to cry? Did you need a hug?
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>>77200911
Pathetic and juvenile response from you lol. Stay pussy free.
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>>77200731
Whatever you say, you racially suicidal worm.
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>>77200275
200,000 years on separate continents and an ice age climate forcing us to evolve a mental time horizon past five minutes. Sure.

my bf likes to put his face in my armpits and smell them and kiss my feet while i call him a loser

i love him

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How do I deal with the fact that I will never get pussy because all foids go for chads? :(
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>>77200428
WTF
That's so scary and gross!
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>>77200150
didn't read, would bend over and fill with cum until either I can't cum no more, or he dies
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>>77200150
built for force feminization and daily cum injections
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>>77200150
Needs more filters.
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learn how to actually looksmax and flirt. there's AI for this shit now

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Love edition.

Previous Thread : >>77188159
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77188159/

Rules:
Ignore impolite moids.

>Do you believe in true love / soulmates?
>What does love mean to you? Have you experienced it?
>What is your love language?
>Do you remember your first crush?
>Do you have a celebrity crush or fictional husbando?
>If you could have a fully customizable android husbando, would you?


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These threads are good because it gives all the incel neckbeards a small reason to not kts for another day.
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>>77200816
>why did you break up with your ex-wife?
BPD, constant cheating, radfem
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>>77200840
>How many times have been raped?

ice cold
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>>77200936
>i had heard the chorus before, which is what stuck out to me most in the song

Yeah the catchiness really got me as someone who dosent listen to that type of music really. It's a good entry point for anyone wanting to see what kpops like i guess
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>>77200910
>NNNNOOO YOU CAN'T JUST GATEKEEP SOMETHING GOOD!!

Things don't change cuntoid. You're not welcome here and never will be.

I know this is all you have though, you're trying to force change something to suit you, not much else. Could have been creating a community on your websites but it seems well above the capabilities of all of you combined.

(see what I did there? lol)

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Women with BPD are beautiful and loyal. Theyre the only type of woman who can love you even if youre a complete degenerate and subhuman.
Please kneel to our BPD queens
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>>77200920
I don't believe they can love me, theres not a single evidence of it.

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Like, every single day, im trying to get a boyfriend, you know? But no matter how many cute messages I send or how much effort I put into getting to know them, its like they dont even notice me! Its honestly so incredibly frustrating when all I want is someone to love and cuddle with and share cute memes with and laugh at all their stupid jokes with no matter how dumb they are. I want someone who I can be goofy and playful with someone who makes me feel safe and cared for. But holy fucking shit 99 percent of Males are either perverts who only want sex or absolute losers who have zero ambition to do anything with their lives. I mean, I take care of myself, Im always doing my skincare routine and wearing adorable outfits, and I try to be super nice and supportive! But instead, its like they are all chasing after these mean stupid girls who dont even appreciate them! Ugh, its like, why cant they just see that Im the perfect loyal loving girlfriend that you all spend your entire lives always looking for? I just want to find someone who gets me and appreciates all the effort I put into trying to be their girlfriend!!!
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>>77200902
>captcha: w0t24
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>>77200902
dogshit attempt
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>>77200918
No thank you. I want an boyfriend I can actually kiss and touch and cuddle with.
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>>77200902
Shut the hell up. I go to work every day, try to get involved in my hobbies and stay physically fit, and help financially support my parents. It's hard enough living day to day and I try to do what I can?

What more am I supposed to do? I have to go to fucking bars every weekend to be an interesting person? I have to become a foot taller to be treated like anything more than a clown? I have to develop a chiseled jaw? Women have it so much easier it's not even comparable.
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>>77200902
you want a cute cuddly lovable goofball with a ton of ambition and drive
I want a virgin who's a whore in the bedroom

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The trans are not okay.
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>>77195852
percy jackson sucks bro, AWFUL meme
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Troons are shallow and malicious, their behavior is that of any other deranged faggot but somehow even more entitled to live in a fantasy world revolving around them.
It's not gender dysphoria, it's narcissism combined with faggotry, being a woman appeals to you because you think you exist only to receive.
Trannies are the gayes fucking shit in the universe, you can take your suicide cult and fuck right off.
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>>77195793
whats really disturbing is the terminally online ones getting service jobs out in the real world

the dude who checked me out at 7/11 the otherday was a 6'1 300 pound man with winged eye shadow and an overly practiced female voice

it was jarring and disturbing af to everyone in the vicinity
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>>77195793
>trannies are coopting teto-chan
No!!!
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>>77196324
i am going on /lgbt/ with a rizz mission o7

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Why do women (and especially white women) have next to 0 standards for non-white men but ridiculous ones for white men? I'm being completely serious. They will fuck 5'5 toothless acne scarred microdicked chinless blacks and mexicans then demand white men be

>6' minimum, ideally 6'3 or more
>handsome
>8" dick with big girth
>rich
>male models
>6 pack abs.

It's incredibly fucking bizarre. NO OTHER RACE has to be male models in the way that women demand of white men. When a non-Chad non 6' white guy gets laid it's legit "getting lucky" and an accomplishment. When even a hideous deformed non-white guy hasn't had sex in the past year it's almost unheard of. Girls and specifically white girls will swipe right on almost every black, latino, even asians nowadays. But only on greek god looking white men. The white guys who are not Chads are almost all incels nowadays (see this board). Why the FUCK is that? It's like women just don't see them as sexual beings.

When an ugly white guy reveals his face (like Dream) he gets mocked by countless women on social media, when an ugly brown guy is ugly nobody gives a fuck or even mentions it. He still gets his dick sucked by women, including white women.
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>>77200417
I know black women love the bwc. but white men racemixing is not as bad as white women racemixing. white women store spic cum in their pussies like chipmunks.
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>>77200297
>10+ years ago reddit post
you've done it anon
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>>77200297
The fuck does "latino" mean? I thought you people told me "latinos" were mostly white. Why are they a separate category?
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>>77199829
These types of women usually either have a thing for degradation or they have severe white guilt. The white women who fuck dogs are the same ones who fuck niggers.
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>>77200470
Latino means non white hispanic

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How do Indians manage to stay so optimistic and positive? Imagine you go to study in Canada, all you're doing is going from living in poverty and competing with a million Indians for the same job to... living in poverty and competing with a million Indians for the same job. I don't get it
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>>77197610
The existence of high IQ Indians doesn't change the fact that their average is low.
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>>77199627
>They want what we have and they're just going to take it,
They are just going to bring the third world to the first world. They don't be taking anything. Dalits who got into this Ponzi scheme too late are already figuring out that life for them is just as bad if not worse than it was in india.

Everyone is eventually going to go. Western countries are so poorly governed that they will literally collapse, likely due to some third world nonsense rather than a waking up of white people or revolution or some shit. The Anarchy afterwards will be hell for browns.

Even amongst otherwise liberal retards it's very casually blatant and out in the open that Indians in particular are just a garbage people. You can't get away with it talking in some Government / tech homosexual setting, but amongst white people, not just relating family or friends but even in professional sales jobs, shitting on Dalits and laughing about how only fools hire them is commonplace in Ontario.

don't know how dalits fucked up SO bad. There have been hundreds of years and african 60IQ chimpouts and 30+ years of war in the middle east and yet Indians are hated more openly and commonly than niggers and arabs ever were.

Literally when you call into our business with your whispering indian voice we just hang up on you. We assume you are a scammer. You are soft blocked from ever even buying our product your curryshit stall probably needs to operate.
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>>77197884
You're a coping liar and a loser. There is no more DEI. There never was DEI for H1Bs and international students (most every Indian that ever immigrated here). You are a sore loser who's mad Indians naturally graduated into the tech sector and dominated it because YOU are an incompetent, atomized, infertile, loser
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>>77197112
Many of them still have a large extended family and big community to fall back on no matter how sideways things get. We've been so far removed from that in white people culture for so long that we don't even think about it anymore, but the difference it makes is immense. They know that if they win, lose, or draw, there will be a place for them to stay and people to help them.
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>>77197112
>to... living in poverty and competing with a million Indians for the same job
Yes but with better infrastructure and services, cleaner and more orderly environment and access to white people. Therefore they have a glimmer of hope that they don't have in their own shithole. Of course once enough Indians come to Canada/UK/Australia/NZ then they will simply shit up those places like they have with their own societies.

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zoomers are the first generation where brown girls are more attractive than white girls, generally speaking.
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I WISH I WAS CUTE STOP POSTING CUTE GIRLS ITS SO DEPRESSING TO BE AN UGLY FEMBOT
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>>77200744

Fuck you im crying rn. I want to be this close to a girl like her so bad but this isn't irl it hurts my soul hurts ut hurts so bad i just want to love a girl i just want to hold her hand
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>>77200744
It's also the first generation where the men work more on their appearance than the women, and thus tend to be more feminine and attractive than them.
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>>77200882
I'll date you please I'm so alone
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>>77200842
why her skull that way

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How are my sisters doing tonight? :D
I just got some more weed from my dealer and feel unstoppable. Woo I'm so happy right now.

No chuds allowed! >:(
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Weird how the non-terminally online trannies pass the best.

They are off quietly banging guys and getting money
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>>77200216
no tucks
no fucks
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The trans and gender thing is beginning to collapse.
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>>77199658
Wow you have a bustling social life. Congrats. I should try to find more friends next semester
>>77200245
>the only good trannies are the ones that will fuck me!
yikes incel.
>>77200216
lol I'm just having fun right now. You need to lighten up!
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>>77200922
>>the only good trannies are the ones that will fuck me!
yeah im banging the tranny that banged the famous soccer star. No wonder people don't go near you.

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Life without a foid just isn't worth living. Women simply are incapable of experiencing loneliness. Men suffer and suffer and suffer some more. And then for fun we have to follow that up with more suffering. We are taunted and teased and humiliatied for it all the while. It doesn't get better. God is a tranny (literally) for making it this way.
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>>77200932
What's going on with men nowadays?
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>>77200932 (me)
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>>77200941
"Bussin", "Skibidi", "Glizzy gyatt rizzmaxxers". Take your pic, anon.

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Why do moids think it's okay to openly sexually harass random women and then get their feelings hurt when she objects to it? You should be permanently removed from the internet if you do shit like this.
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>>77200397
That's what men do to each other, he was treating her like an equal :(
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>>77200422
You're thinking of Brittany Griner
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>>77200397
I don't know if I care. This guys too funny to get mad at.
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>>77200397
Getting shit on is part of the job when you're a celebrity. Getting blocked by a celebrity is funny is fuck.
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Why do women point to crimes, harassment, and bad behavior comitted by blacks, latinos, arabs, and indians and blame all men for it? Black Women literally commit more violent crimes than East Asian men, and the only reason it's not also more than White men is basically a shit ton of Hispanics are counted as "white" in crime reports. Your average brown woman is a bigger nuisance and threat to your safety and mental well being than me or ching lee are.


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