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We can all agree that Oates > Nash right?
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You're were raped Nash, and it went too far
'Cause you know you never drew anyway
You can't rely on HBK's money
You can't rely on HBK's money
You were the bitch Nash, his dick went too far
'Cause you know you didn't draw anyway
Say "stop" but it won't get you too far
Get you too raped
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>>5248552
HEY YO
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>Watch out Kev, he'll tear ya quads
>(Oh-oh, here he comes)
>He's a Nash-Raper
>(Oh-oh, here he comes)
>Watch out Kev, he'll tear ya quads
>(Oh-oh, here he comes)
>He's a Nash-Raper
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>>5248760
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Marty Oates > Kevin Nash

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So, these three wrestlers have taken it up in the ass - haitch has been fucked with a strap on by steph and chyna, phil most likely does that too and was basically raped in the octagon, and nash was raped in 1992. Was this on purpose? Who else belongs here?
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All three were verbally humiliated by The Rock as well.
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>>5248718
Shawn and Vince have fucked each other up the ass.
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>>5248730
Rock embarrassed himself when he attempted to promo duel with Punk idk what show you're watching
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>>5248844
>your arms are too short to box with god
>WELL YOU'RE A ROODY POO COOKIE PUSS HAHA AM I RIGHT

Would he draw?
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>>5245791
>Would he draw?
He is a jobber to the Green Bastard.
NO
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>>5247708
>two fuck giraffes in the dumb dumb salad
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>>5245791
Not one dime
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>>5245835
I AM THE LIQUOR
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Is that mizdow?

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What are some must watch matches from this promotion?
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>>5246839
holy fucking seethe
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>>5244162
Why not ask in the general
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>>5244162
Is this a street-shitter promotion?
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>>5248781
No, that's Gatoh Move.

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Why are the best lucha libre matches this year?

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>>5248780
Based Rock burying the whole pipe the next monday
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>>5248761
Cringe. This feels like Russo all over it.
>>5248770
Hahaha...Some should have done something similar after the pipebomb as well.
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>>5248770
Why the fuck would Dayne do this? This was supposed to be Hunters first major push I believe. Why would they let him bury what was meant to be a career turning promo?
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I AM THE FUCKING GAME
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Let's fucking shoot it into Kevin's asshole.

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What's next for Phill Brooks-Mendez?
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>>5248492
feels bro... feels..
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>getting shade from some zoomer YouTube retard

And here was me thinking that getting emasculated in front of your wife by a better looking guy almost half your age was as low as Phil could get.
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I have more respect for Logan Paul than Jake Paul. When Logan does something terrible its always clear he did it because he’s an idiot and actually didn’t know any better. Jake seems malicious and does hurtful and terrible things because he’s a terrible person.
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Logan Paul would probably beat the shit out of Phil
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>cm punk vs logan paul

LMAO BASED AND DIMES

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>Do you want to know how I tore my quads?
>My promoter was a drinker, and a fiend
>And one night in 1992 he goes off crazier than usual
>Mommy gets a gun to defend me. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit.
>So, her watching, he takes the gun to me, touching me while he does it.
>He turns to her, and he says, "Why so serious?"
>He unzips his pants and waves at me with the his penis, "Why so serious?"
>He sticks the penis in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And...Why so serious?
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>>5246063
top kek
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>>5246221
yeah gotta feel bad for both him and wolfcuck who probably cant sleep for months after the news came out
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>>5245535
Now I know why they call him big daddy bitch.
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>>5246063
awooooooo
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>>5246033
Sup wolfcuc

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Wasn't as much a rape as it was a tryst.
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>>5248567
Well, you know.
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>>5248583
They did.
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Pat Patterson got more ass than Harvey Weinstein.
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Cream team elite right there.

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>Enzo, you've got to go back! If you don't rape Kevin Nash in 1992, it create a split in the space/time continuum and you never get to have an underwhelming four-month run on 205 Live in late 2017!
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>>5248672
Based enzo btfo big daddy bitch

Adam Cole Spotted at Denver airport this morning along with Strowman and RAW crew
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>>5248688
Shoots on Tuesday
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>>5248689
It's possible... one off for Cole.
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>>5248689
Too bad that unlike Demon, Finn always loses.
Balor gonna get buried by Cole while Vince back in the gorilla is jacking off n imagining young Shawn
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>>5248675
lets give him some lifts
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He won't be at Raw, he's just there to give Vince a blowjob

Explain.
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>>5248078
Based and redpilled.
She's the Foreign Relations Brap Ambassador.
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>>5248050
She is show how ding-dong diddly she is for sexuals.
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>>5248050
She wants to be fucked in the ass
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>>5248050
She has a better ass than Naomi.
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God I want Nikki to kick me in the dick.

Enzo vs Xpac
Who's loss was the Jannetty?
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>>5246741
Dogs unironically have more life value than some slutty junkie
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I think Enzo probably fed him grapes/raisins/fruitcake. All deathly toxic. Or maybe his dog choked on something.
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>>5246741
*starts raping Frank heavy hearted*
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>>5247996
>Or maybe his dog choked on something
Fuck, Enzo will rape anything.
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>>5246741
Enzo is always a janetty

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ITT: times a dime drawing minority overcame systemically racist booking to reach the top
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>>5246981
Lebron James
Mike Tyson
CM Punk
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>>5247929
Hey Phil! Have you and AJ found somebody to replace Jay yet?
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>>5247929
>CM Punk
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>>5247929
Cm Punk was a white supremacist nazi holding the Samoan Big Dog Roman down and wanted his fellow white Chris Hero be in the Shield. Needless to say Phil got BTFO in everything ever since and look at where he is and Fatty Ohno at now.
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>>5246525
Disgusting

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The wonder oven churro's crunched, I know for sure.

All the hunger that I found I lost in swirls.

As the bowl becomes a cart I jog to burn.

And the crave returns!

Every intermission, bail to find my tray.

One more table turned around I snack again.

Finding I ain't lost a pound when food's all around.

When food's all around I feel it coming down!

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>>5246262
B A S E D
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OP here, I'm sorry, I just realized now that underaged nu-WWE fans who like Danielle Bryan don't know what song these lyrics are referring to.

I should've posted this on a board where those aren't the main demographic like... Um... Uh... W-w-well the point is not /asp/.
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>>5246262
>>5246262
redpilled




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