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>Hey Owens ! Did you get that boil lanced off your back ?

wut
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it was literally meant to come across as cringey. even kevin said '...what' and then aj mentioned sami zayn and the audience laughed and kevin mocked the laughter. don't get the problem. there's been a few cringey promos recently from aj but this wasn't one of them
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Despite the Best in the world meme Edrones are unaware his promos in TNA were awful. In NJPW, Karl Anderson did the majority of the Bullet Club promos.
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You shouldn’t make wrestlers be funny or clever when they aren’t. Roman and AJ are good examples. Roman and AJ can cut a basic promo fine, the moment you try to make them funny it is 100% cringe.
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>>3937660
>>3937662
seething edrones
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>>3937609
AJ Styles exposed as a weak talker.

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>One night stand
>Nobody has sex
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>Over the Edge
>Edge isn't over at all
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>over the limit
>not a single match ends in disqualification
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>Fastlane
>alberto del rio's car goes the same speed it always does
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>Monday Night Raw
>Vince fucks your mind for 3 hours while wearing a condom
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>>3938854
>Monday Night Raw
>Heavily censored, characters aren’t allowed to be themselves or cut their own promos, and commentators shill for Vince’s guys

OH NO NO NO NO

*inhales*
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>>3935985
>>3935993
Cringe
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>>3938329
She's had tons of plastic surgery.
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>>3935948
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>fridges arent sexy.....
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>>3938434
this is a SFW board

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Admit it. You wish you can have witnessed this train wreck.
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This match would’ve been either a trainwreck, something actually good, or a bit of both.

But I do admit I would’ve been curious. Hell, maybe they’ll still do it down the line.
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>>3938460
I happily admit that. The match would have been hilarious! Maybe another take on it, with the added element of Woken Matt, will await us next October...
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It was the best thing ever
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>>3938460
It will inevitably still happen one day.
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Unironically disappointed this didn't happen

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YFW you realize there will never be another era even close to the Attitude Era. Seriously look at the list of top talent--not including the McMahons or tag teams.
1. Rock
2. Austin
3. HHH
4. Undertaker
5. Mankind
6. Kane
7. Chyna
8. Big Show
9. Angle
10. Benoit
11. Jericho
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Honestly, I was watching some Raws from 1999 - got lucky and the first one was the infamous Mankind title win - and it's super entertaining. Even if you know it's awful - like the angle where Debra loses her fucking baby just for being a distraction in a pointless D-Lo vs Edge match, you can't stop watching it.

No match is longer than 7 minutes or so, and there are tons of distractions and entertaining moments. It helps are characters are over as fuck. Never knew DX were so big. I thought they were a thing in 1997, but got old due to Austin and Rock, but no. They're fucking everywhere. At any given second, there's a guy in the audience doing the suck it X.

Also, each wrestler appears so many times. Imagine Chyna, she is a manager of Triple H against Kane, then is in a match with the stooges, then is in the intro segment with all of DX, and STILL does the Mark Henry segment. Insane.
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>>3937826
I think there's room for both PG and mature content. Shit most of the kids who watch are asleep before the third hour starts. There's no reason they can't make the third hour a bit more risqué.
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>>3937820
>because the fact that you watch and complain at least means you're watching
/our guy/ confirmed
he's smarter than the entire population of /r/squared circle
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>>3937769

Angle, Benoit and Jericho only joined in the tail end of the attitude era. Big Show was buried during that time.

WWE had a shit roster in the attitude because WCW had bought up all the top talent. They just made the most of the 3-4 top guys they had.
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AE wouldn't be special if it lasted forever, OPetty.

How many people from the mainstream media embrace wrestling without being embarrassed?
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>>3938529
Who the fuck is him?
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>>3938493
BASED
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>>3938779
18+
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>>3938529
He’s a wrestler now. He joined the Bullet Club.
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>>3938779
Felicity's bitch on Arrow

This was when WWE Monday the war. Discuss.
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I didn't care I was only watching AJPW.
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was already over at that point
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DX invaded WCW on a tank and won the Monday Night War, it was the greatest moment in wrestling history. DX is the best stable of all time and Triple H is the most influential and greatest wrestler ever
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Did anybody save Wolfcuc's charts? I want to confirm that Mick never drew a dime.
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>>3938304
Firing that tank shell at Bret Hart and ending his career was a bit too far IMO.

*sells out wrestlemania*
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wm13 was the only WM ever not to sell out and this loser main evented
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>>3938708
Undertaker is fucking garbage though.
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>>3938702
>the state of Undercarders anti-dimes
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*breaks his own hip in your path*
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>>3938741
BASED TRUMP

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name my team

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Brand Split:
KO involved in main event on Raw, Miz on Based Smack.
Raw ratings plummet and SD! Live becomes the A-Show.
Superstar Shakeup:
KO involved in main event on Smackdown and Miz to Raw:
Smackdown viewership plummets and regresses back to pre-brand split quality B-Show television and Raw kills it week after week.

Explain this.
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>>3938655
Oreowens hasn't been watchable since his feud with BMJ.
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>>3938655
I thought about this too. Of course people will blame Road Dogg (deservedly), but these facts OP stated can’t be ignored
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>>3938662
And Kevinetty doesn't have Jerigoat to carry him anymore.

This is the John Cena /asp/ Open Challenge!

You want some, come get some!
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inB4 Jimmy Ocean
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how stupid are they that they didn't continue the weekly open challenge segment
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Hey Cena!
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I don't like America.

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YOU THINK YOU KNOW /asp/?

IN THIS THREAD, I POST DIDDLY
EVERY (You) REPLIES WITH 'DIMES'
NEW JAPAN, AND THE BIG OLD 'E
AND FOREVER WE DO FIGHT
READ THIS THREAD, IT DOES MAKE ME SEETH
EVERY (You) REPLIES WITH 'DIMES'
ANOTHER CHANCE, TO POST A MEME
ANOTHER CHANCE TO BE,CHANCE TO BE, CARTEEEEER
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I don't mean to be rude but every poster ITT has autism
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>>3937691
yeah ok??? jerk
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IF YOU BROWSE THE THREADS, YOUR POST, A CRINGEY TRUTH REVEALED
(You)s YOU NEVER GOT AND DIMES NEVER SEALED (DIMES NEVER SEALED)
THE PEDOMOD MIGHT STILL BAN YOU FROM THIS AWESOME SITE
YOU'LL FIND A VPN. YOU'LL POST IF YOU JUST CHANGE IP
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BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
FOUR FOOT NINE
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
DRAWS NO DIMES
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
KILLED A GUY
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
EXPLODING KNEES
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>>3938553
based

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Is Ambrose better off in indie brands?
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>>3938477
Based
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I don't watch WWE so I don't care.
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>>3937491
/thread
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>>3937129
much better just like nakamura and bryan
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>>3937129
Why won't he shave his head?

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>All In supposedly coming to Chicago
>NWA is currently run by Big Bucks Billy Corgan
>Cody is the son of former NWA Champion Dusty Rhodes
>Cody is going through a egomaniac heel gimmick
>It's almost as if he wants...gold.
>Quite a couple of pounds too.
>Current contender is Colt Cabana
>Also from Chicago
>Has his hand in PWT, who make the Bullet Club shirts and have a brick and mortar store...in Chicago

I also wonder where Billy is from....hmmm.

And you people said they wouldn't be able to draw 10,000.
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>>3938280
TNA forced Billy to go on tour again.
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>>3938283
Phil Spencer, head of microsoft's xbox division
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>Implying I'm not 100% right.

Screencap this, see you after the first episode of BTE in march.
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>>3938280
Smark detected, he's bringing prestige back to the NWA, yes it will take time and money, but he will make NWA and wrestling relevant again.
It will start on a full level in chicago.
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>>3938280
>forcing Billy to go tour again
Why would you believe D'Arcy?

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Pro wrestling Noah is the only company doing gay wrestling remember that

https://youtu.be/MhokMW2UvqE
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>>3938562
It's so good that nobody talks about it!
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>run off without paying a debt
>kicks Suzuki-gun out
>BASED
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>>3938605
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>>3938630
> that filename

He is indeed BASED
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