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*hands u bruger*
wat do?
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>>3371414
im busy with my drink haruhi
ill be done in a day
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I slap the burger out of her hand and call her a dumb cunt for even thinking I'd eat that piece of shit. I smack her in the face, hard, and send her sprawling to the floor. She's crying and saying she's sorry, and it would melt the heart of a lesser man. But not me. Seeing her beat red face with tears streaming down it, I can feel my cock getting hard almost instantly. She's too dazed and pathetic to get up, so I give her a hand. I grab the top of her hair and force her up. She's looking at me like an abused puppy, and it makes me want to fuck her more. I let her hair go and give her another slap. Spit and tears fly across the room, and she's down for the count already. Stupid, weak little bitch. She's barely conscious, hunched over on the floor clutching her battered face. I take my place beside her and deliver a heavy kick to her back. Not enough to break bones, but enough to where she'll be feeling it tomorrow. She screeches in agony and falls forward in a clump of weak meat, tears and snot. Her howls of pain set me over the edge, and I roughly grab under her skirt and rip off her panties. "No! No! Please, please not that!" she's screaming between sobs, totally oblivious that it's just making me harder. I yank down my pants and pull out my cock. It's thick, long, and has never been harder. I grab her hips and force them into the air, lifting her skirt up. The sudden movement sends lightning bolts of pain shooting through her spine, and she wails in pain. I reach forward and slather her tears and snot on my hand, and use it to lube up my cock. I press it against her asshole, and I feel her start to squirm feebly. "Please, please not there! I poop from there!" she whines. I give her a harsh smack on her ass, eliciting a sharp yelp from her. Without any hesitation, I slam meat hammer deep in her asshole. Immediately her cries and screams reach a crescendo. They're almost deafening, but God damn are they hot.
>to be continued
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>>3373128
Because if the burger is spiked, the one who offered it to you doesn’t want to have a bite.
>no, it’s all for you
>no no, I want you to have it
>no no, can’t you trust me?
It’s good to have a good folder with you, to simply cut offerings in half and offer the other half to the one who gave it to you.

Welcome to former Eastern block. They still do this shit in there.

The healthy ways of trekking include buying food from random kiosks and restaurants right in a middle of a tourist trap, or McDonalds. Not kidding here.

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>hahahohohoehoea
>eye <# the onric
Ay mag bieolion dai thredd abawd hEr! XD :P

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i have something terrible i need to tell you, nobody knows this yet but i just cant keep it inside me
i unironically like love live, there , i said it, ffhhhewww now i feel better already
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dumb id*Lposter

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The fishe is omnipresent in the water
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>>3371768
Of course.
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>>3154961
catfish is probably the most American fish but you were probably leading up to some kind of bs there, weren't you?
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Please stop.

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HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN /x/ FOUND A NEW
HUMANOID CREATURE ROAMING THE EARTH!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL!


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>>3373786
THIS IS NOT A JOKE! THIS IS A THREAT TO HUMANITY!
WE ARE IN DANGER OF DESTROYING OUR ENTIRE GALAXY IF THIS CONTINUES.
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Does this mean Christmas is canceled?
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>>3373906
Well I guess it won't be a white Christmas.

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time to rest

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How do we fix anime, r/banter?
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>>3373291
take it from a master baiter that you're better off posting guro in threads with spanish OPs if you want to bait people
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>>3369726
What would season 2 be about anyway?
They all grown up.
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>>3373330
Mahou shoujo spinoff

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>Anon, I love you but I'm not moving to Finland with you, I want to be close to my family in Bogota.

How would you respond?
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>>3373251
time to pick up a book, spanish is easy as fuck if you know other romance languages like french or italian.
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>>3373187
Why shitskin girls are so hot?
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>>3373320
>shitskin

Rude

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mi poo es lik water frens
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>>3370949
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it is a
a sign of prosperti fren
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>>3370949

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>>3370685
I'd put out an ad on craigslist saying that some chick was swallowing anonymous loads and stick a funnel in the feeding tube. They'd show up and know what to do. She'd wake up from that state completely unaware that she proxy-blew 300+ guys.
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>>3370685
take a photo and ask r/bant
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Fucking newfags, let her rip.

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Queen of bant

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>Gay, bisexual, and other men who have sex with mena account for 70% of new HIV infections in the United States.
https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/group/msm/index.html
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Your race
>How spicy of a wing can you eat
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>white
>Usually take whichever is the second hottest on the menu
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>>3372440
> white
> battery acid and lava with pepper

>you will never get to shit talk across trenches in shitty german/french/english in some of the first international banter
why even live
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>>3373036
At least we no one dies over bants today.
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>>3373101
not during early war holidays time
also no soccer :'(
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>>3373036
I just recently learned that the Fins had a battlecry in ww2 that translates to "shoot them in the balls!"

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*snip snip*
>uh oh, there goes your pee pee
>now lets do your balls

what do?
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>>3373047
that's what you get for snipping the cock, and calling it a peepee
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>>3373047
this
Epic post man
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>>3373047
I haven't read a post this hot since that danish one in the other thread.



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