Im the guy at the front, what do we think
>>34750248You look good bro
>>34750593im actually sorry, i didnt mean for what i said to be hurtful, i just think he shouldve knownwhats your discord if you want to talk?
>>34750580>shit makes me feel like a monsterBut you are a monster. You're an abomination that decided to ruin their body.
>>34750323Nigga, thats a tranny...
>>34750593You should die. You're going to do it eventually anyway, so why wait? You're just wasting time and stealing air from people who actually deserve to continue living.
Hi ! I've been trying for two weeks to find a master in real life, without succes so far...So, lets be a little more clear about who I am, and what I'm looking for :- ASL : 19 femboy France - I just need to be used as a sex slave and more specifically a toilet slave.- I want to clean shitty assholes, drink piss, snif fart, and other dirty things- I want my ass and mouth fucked all day- I also dream to be fucked by dogs- I dont mind to be gangbanged or prostitued- I'm looking for IRL meetups (and I'm very serious, so dont come if you are not. Idem if you want money, dont waste your time and mine. I'm not looking for money either)- I love to be forced, and the feeling of helplessness so, even if there is things I dont like, I have no real limits. Even if I cry or struggle, I wont mind in the end.I'm not against changing countries, or moving to my master's place definitely if he really wants it. Even if it's next week. You could come and get me (I'll give you necessary informations for that if I think youre really gonna come), or I could travel if necessary P.S - I'm really borded of people who message me and just deasepear after jerking of. Taking me for yourself will probably be the easiest thing you'll ever do. Just put a little goodwill into it ^^Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>34750528its a Swiss Rothschilds honeypot actually.
>>34750528Well, fuck you
>>34750528What is a honeypot ?
23 m, please turn me into your bitch and make me do anything you say Kik: shawkaw
M 25.Looking for trans, shemal, ladyboy.come and pretend to be a womanCome and trap me, show yourself, come and convince me that you are a womanOrCome feed meOr We can roleplay (u play the f role)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
anyone in the UK willing to go camping with me?I'VE NEVER BEEN CAMPING BUT I'VE DONE some outdoor cooking! it's really fun. i'm like rin from yuru camp! but brown!!!im a huge introvert and would love to go with someone if you're down and live near london...i got a tent, outdoor stove and gas, pots and utensils! and i can cook! i'll bring my cat with me.for reference i'm a 5'3 girl and i weigh 46kg. pls no creeps or fat people
>>34732865How To Get Murdered 101
>>34743410I'm probably sensitive to the cold because I'm out here in average 4 layers, no tank tops for me xD
>>34732865Are you retared or something.your lit asking someone to murder you
>>34732865i like hiking and being outdoors, mainly in Wales. i rarely ever camp but would like to get into it. i dont live near london but if u and i got on and we planned to camp somewhere for a handful of nights, i would make the effort to travel for it. i am a guy. and im not fat. my discord is taochenmaidek
>>34744249oh and a tank-top or thermal shirt are such good base layers!What the hell are you layering?
Old one hit the limit.Given my record I shouldn't but up for a wager of the women. Harryhaymaker
KIK: GustingwindWagering my gf, twink ass, or just comparing n rating. Bi obv
wagering blonde milf wifekik/tele: jophuzz
Wagering. I want your gf/wif if I winDiscord is friendlybwc
Wager?Kik. Mycatisanasshole
29 year old guy; wagering my ass and balls. Winner gets to publicly humiliate me. Teleguard UQLVDKS6J
18f. severely mentally ill, chronically ill, and a shut-in. i actually do have schizophrenia like the title implies lol. i and my headmates have a lot to say all the time about everything, and we have always wanted someone to sit and listen to all of it. it sucks having to keep it in all the time. while most of it makes no sense, we would appreciate a good listener who can dissect and understand all of it perfectly, and most importantly, appreciate it. if this sounds like you then please hit me up!!!dc: mahorohamasaki
ok let me make this even clearer, this isn't going to be your typical friendship. i want someone to listen to ME, and i likely will not care about YOU, your hobbies, or whatever else you want to share, especially if we just met. to be as clear and upfront as possible from the start, i want this to be about ME. i do not want to hear about YOU. i want to talk about ME. so if you dm trying to talk about yourself, especially constantly, i will likely ignore you. i dont have bpd, i dont have any bpd traits. im an avoidant, not anxious attachment. im not going to obsess over you and again, im not going to be ur mentally ill gf. leave me be.um but yeah dms open!
>>34751745lmao at any faggots that actually go for this
>>34752555LOL
>>34751745this isnt how soc works. please just get an ai boyfriend, you are insufferable.
>>>34745592schizos are incredibly obvious from what they type, you are clearly not schizo so either ur A) so retarded at larping that you cant just stream-of-consciousness out some bs about a secret language u have discovered ect ect, or ur shrink is somehow even more rarded to misdiagnose u, either way krill urself iunno
Happy Sunday!With exactly two weeks until Valentine’s Day, I’ve decided to offer a matchmaking service. Inspired by several previous posts with similar ideas, my approach is a little different. Instead of matching people based solely on looks or what applicants think they want, I pair people using a blind-date principle.By minimizing the variables, more matches can be made. Finding a match isn’t about ticking boxes or avoiding every potential flaw. Everyone gets one red flag they can raise, that's it. This should make matchmaking easier and help more people find matches.Doesn't work out? No problem, I can always try to find you another match.I'll do my very best to give as many people as possible the best experience.https://forms.gle/idoxYLUXo3g6nqLt8FAQ:>What are the rules for applying?Be honest in your submission. Unfaithful submissions, such as submitting the form multiple times, will result in complete disqualification.>How will I be contacted?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>34751337Yes! I finished writing an email for a match just now. Just to be on the safe side, when there might be a match but the details don’t line up exactly, I send an email first to check if it’s alright. I've send out a good few, but waiting for replies makes it a bit sluggish.
>>34751441>check email>it's not meIt's so over.
>>34751467
>>34751486Sorry Bong, I'm already in the system and my country tossed your stupid dumb tea in the water so we can become the greatest nation on the planet earth.
>>34751517Just know these things take time, I've only been doing this since last Sunday. Even formal matchmaking services can take a while.If you want I can sing you a song to help pass the time.
Anybody have a 9 inch cock? I wanna see what those look like.
Ask your bitch.
dude, wtf.. nobody here has a nine inch pecker? seriously?!
>>34748517why should we show you, fag?
>>34753012only 8.7 inches here :(
>>34753018Post it, it's close enough!!!>>34753014Because I'm insecure about my penis and I want to compare.
>asl>about you>looking for>not looking for>what makes you a girlfailure>contact
M27 EUWhy is it so difficult to find a complete loser doesn't leave her room needs constant attention codependent neet wife who will play games and watch anime with me? I will quite literally let you stay at home and provide for you and we can play games together.Distance doesn't matter, I will fly you out.Im genuinely serious. Discord: theseaofshrimp_79892
>>34747834>>34748175guys, you shouldnt hate them because they're trans.you should hate them because theyre a pokemon fan
>asl 36/f/usa>about you I'm a real honest to goodness drug addict prostitute who is bored and lonely. >looking for people to chat with or someone to run away with>not looking for judgment >what makes you a girlfailure I'm very messy and I don't wear much makeup I can't cook, and my ability to form meaningful relationships is fucked cuz of my lifestyle >contact [I don't know how to use discord] kik: isthismethorganic
>>34752897Get telegram if you don't use discord.
>>34740551You can add me m28 disc: thelordofgeese.
i'm 27m, looking to chat to women/femmes, can be civil, can be lewd, please just be able to hold a conversation lol.discord: altill55telegram: altill55guard: Z9J2YFZ7U
My austrian cock
Kik leafylog uncut bwc, love to show off and compare with other hung pervs anybody well endowed welcome, show off your gifts uncut, fat nuts, big loads are all bonuses but anyone and everyone packing serious size is welcome
Need to compare with others and make u feel like a man compare to mine. Let's talk and chat. Also have a wife. Kik: wannabebeta1
How’s mine?
>>34750164bumping this, horny again
>Old thread >>34561173SHUT IN THREAD FAQ=======================================>What do I do in the threads?Talk to people, make conversation. Don't try to get into anyone's pants. It is a social thread on /soc/, for actually being social, without nudity!>Wait, is this some super-secret cool kids' club where you can only be some sort of shut-in freak to participate in?No, we are moderately tolerant of normalfags here. Feel free to participate, just don't be a dick.>I DON'T LIKE ___________Discuss it with us, but civilly. If you are spouting out cusswords and insults because you don't like something, chances are, it is not going to change and you will be blown off as some anally pained droll. Now, if you are civil, people will work with you.>Can I put in contact info?Sure, you may use this template or any of your own.>name?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
20s/M/SEA.I'm reading Chinese cultivation novels, if I start to write a story thread it will become a poetry, I'm not sure why, like I want to convey my ideas but at the same time it becomes foggy intentionally. Maybe I want to be understood on a deeper level. Its quite a dreamy conclusion, no I don't know what I'm talking.I tend to overshare what goes on my life on a surface level, every month or each a season to the mail receipients, if they respond and are okay that is, my words are honest, but feel free to ignore after all you are a stranger to me. However if you want yours to share to me, I'll discuss with you normally, I have free time as long my mail is active~ the content will be same, since I don't like repeating a story but different flavour.I'm a neet & introvert, couldn't get a loicense, couldn't get a job, couldn't get out. New people really... I can't look at their face. I was called ugly, sometimes beautiful, really I don't understand you. Appearence does not matter to me, its the heart. But nothing beats first love at first sight, hah... that smile was beautiful. My energy can't keep up with continous talk, email fulfills that so talk it long and wide, just don't send me a novel lenght to read or I'll break your fingers out. Or even the shortest sentence continously and I'll block you with my imaginative expensive smokepipe filled with gingers and make you suffer.My rules are not to be a jerk.Anyways, grumpy enough with people ghosting. I'm moving on. No farmer waits out a wailing ghost, they punch it to death.Szhemoreio AT tutanota dot com
>>34741504Good morning, Shut ins.
>aslmtf/24/uk>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?All of them, I have chronic fatigue so I'm always sleeping, very socially stunted so no irl friends, me and my family don't talk to eachother so that adds to the isolation>looking forFriends, please. I don't talk to anyone online, my old online friends are doing their own thing and moving past the chronically online phase, having someone to talk to would be really helpful.>not looking forChuds, coomers, retards who fetishize neets but can't handle a real unwashed neet>InterestsMarine biology, art, movies, cartoons, mycology, Vidya, dogs, blues>contactgloomy_seal
>>34746354Page 10? Better post another frog.
>>34749924
18f asian american here! not an indian larping as an asian, im actually asian. half korean and half turkmen!the only people who have ever expressed romantic interest in me are not my type at all and i want to solve that. SO! you guys are going to help me!where do i find a japanese salaryman type guy? like, total normie. boring, average, unremarkable, everyday normal motherfucker, not nerdy AT ALL. no passions in life, doesnt enjoy anything, not a hobbyslave... just a tired corporate drone who just wants to take a nap. PREFERABLY ASEXUAL TOO!!! im not about that freak shit.help me out here, okay?!!!! thank you <3
>>34738424Indians are asian you dumb can't. Asia goes From Israel to Japan, retarded whore.
>>34744487imagine being this new
>>34738483nips dont mingle with the western internetthey have their own very specific websites, in japanese only
>>34751470give me the names i know my way around a translator
>>34738446I'll continue to goon!
A thread for anyone living along this recursive paradise of Wawas, dead malls, and deader dreams. 16 states from the Caribbean to Canada, surely you can find a friend here anon.Use any template, or the one below if you need a nudge.>ASL>Interests/Description>Looking for>Not looking for>Contact
>ASL23, m, nj usa>letter(s)b>interestsvidya, music (industrial, ebm, goth), crafts (building and painting minis), fish>not looking forchuds>looking foranyone who’s chill and is looking for friends>(free space)I’m outgoing and get along with anyone as long as we’re both trying>tagconfusionremains
M29 BWC looking to meet a couple that wants a third or a cuck that wants their wife fucked. Located in CT, athletic fit build. Let's fuck your wife Kik: jackyjohnny56
>>34675051>16 statesYour image shows 17.5 states.
>>34750771Thanks! I'll fix it for the next one. My subconscious clearly wanted to scrub my memory of being a gawky teen in VT one summer...>>34701364The sky is often the best part of the drive. I love when it turns the color of Caribbean cocktails.
you twat. "find" doesn't mean "get". Go find me a friend twat and see what happens.
I've been thinking that this thread should exist. I'll begin.18M Bi GermanyI'm short, I'm kinda young looking and kind of shy. I'm looking to get to know people over 30.I'm a sheltered kissless virgin who's never even tried energy drinks let alone alcohol. Had my first cola at 16 though!I'm curious to hear from you, we can discuss anything and I'm a very honest individual. I like to show off, so expect many (mostly sfw) pictures.Teleguard: G3AB3QSQ3 Disc: anh.mmler Snap: anhimmlerTelegram: derAnhimmler
>>34747910>>34747905I mean it really depends what you're expectations are.I've found "someone", by now probably over a hundred people that served their purpose for me- I got to know them, had a short online friendship with them, got to hear about their life and their occupation.I enjoy this process enough to repeat it a hundred times. Some long term friendships have developed that aren't too bad.Now actually finding an older person to date is a whole other process especially since I wouldn't do long distances (which so far excludes every person that's ever texted me off soc because even the germans just aren't close enough). Meaning, it's not that deep to me. I'm not finding the end goal here because why would I try to find it on 4chan?So, I encourage everyone who has fun getting to know people to post an ad. Soc works perfectly fine for that, plus you get to talk about yourself and tell the same old stories everytime over and over again. Which is fun when you're a narcissist like me. About the cringeness of it, yeah, that's the whole board. It is a humiliation ritual, just as much as any dating app.
25 showing off my little penis on kik: cloppingismagicsitting in my apartment completely naked, looking to show it to anybody 18+ that wants to see. feel free to tease me and/or praise me, whichever you like!please open with your age!!
39m bi dad bodKT4EAUXBX
18m with 17cm white cock looking for older womanDiscord: gienia67
>>34749117bump, 25 showing off my little penis on kik: cloppingismagic
hi im 18 toronto. will anyone love mei soent new years all alone again
>>34744885I'm here to help.
>>34694656aktr1s_01897 add me
>>34744885Oops.
>>34642718add me farlonbrando and I'll buy you all the blow you want
Are you going to come back OP I wanna have e-sex not gonna lie once once I get back access to my discord account to that joke on that political server i’m gonna try and friend people in this thread, who know her username reply for username bump
-all welcome-
>>34746059
>>34674051nope ;)>>34735877
32/m/bi Sc - red_ryder91Would love to see your appreciation
>>34748938*gasp*
Disc: bitchboypuppy
