True dragon's only Fakers aren't allowed
>HI ANON IM GOING TO BE YOUR STARTER COMPANION>WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN
>>58945831Missed you, Chappyanon.
>>58947086He was in this thread already, being his Jeet alter-ego.
>>58933084It was a mascot since Gen 5
>>58947091You're free to believe that.
do not sexualize my bro
I love her to pieces
Imagine getting eaten by a 2 foot tall snake. Incapable of freeing yourself from his stomach. Seeing how your future dies at the whim of a starter.
>>58939835Sniff, and then make a face. Most trainers are probably pretty stinky, spending so much time outside and in between towns.
I'm glad they're releasing FRLG again. I never got a physical copy, so now I'll be able to play it for the first time. Can't wait to finally use my Brobat in a Kanto game, was sad when I couldn't use him in LGPE.
>>58947114posted it again award
I can't wait to use my bro Umbreon in a Kanto game this time after LGPE cut it
Which one do I get if I don’t know SHIT about Pokemon?
>>58946961you can get a metal coat in the post game
>>58945020LeafGreen.Solely for Sandshrew
>>58946664What the fuck are you talking about? Illuminate’s only use is boosting the wild Pokémon encounter rate (if the Pokémon with the ability is in the lead party slot), how does that provide any benefit? It’s completely useless in battle, nor does it do anything genuinely useful like boosting shiny odds.
Neither
>>58945020Johto mons functionally don’t count. it’s postgame and gen 3 had the original dexit. I liked Quagsire personally but Azumarill does have access to Huge Power in gen 3 but you can’t capitalize on it like in later gens so it’s a little useless here.Which starter you want to pick? Charmander? Fire Red because I don’t think Arcanine benefits from anything pre-physical/special split.Squirtle? Fire Red because you dont need Starmie, or Leaf Green for Ninetales.Bulbasaur? Leaf Green because you get Ninetales, Slowbro, and/or Starmie.I couldn’t tell you the difference between Vileplume or Victreebel. One has a mega now if you get attached and want to transfer, and as a kid I thought Petal Dance was cool because it’s just grass type Thrash so I used Vileplume a bit more.
Noodle Snownoodle editionThread 18#Welcome to the monthly mustelid thread. Post noodles and your favorite mustelid critters.Previous thread: https://archive.palanq.win/vp/thread/58829813/Next thread: 3/9
13th edition.Previous >>58902595
>>58947024>pixivThat sucks, but thanks, there's a lot I haven't seen.
>>58947101Whats wrong with pixiv?
>>58947124Censor faggotry
>>58947062あなたはトレーナーさんエッチしようたらどう
>>58947024Kanto Rokon would NEVER pose like this, only the Aroran slut variant would.
They're gay.
>>58944865>Homophobes are all brown ESL retardsPottery
>>58939802How can a bird be gay
>>58945392There is nothing gayer than cock
>>58944622He's too busy crying himself to sleep about being a washed up divorced yo-kai watch youtuber
Why people get so worked up over pokemon? It's just because of it's massive success? It feels fake and retarded
>>58946930>Mario Kart World's open-world-style tracksThe open-world style tracks aren't the main issue with the game and if you've played it and been online, you would know this. Also, people are just tired of everything aiming to be open-world.>Metroid Prime 4's NPC dialogueThe game is mediocre to begin with. This shit was just icing on the shit cake.>Donkey Kong Bananza having minor framerate drops in some boss fightsBit annoying, but ultimately wasn't a huge enough issue as very little people bring this up. The DLC is what people have been shitting on, and rightfully so.>The mere existence of Switch 2 Welcome TourRetarded idea to not have this pre-installed on the console and putting a price tag on it. As a result, almost nobody bought this shit and it's deserved.>The pricing of every single game or amiibo released in that timeOverpriced for the quality. This is coming back to bite them in the ass as there has been a lot less sales on software and even the hardware as they projectedthe console selling more.I like Nintendo, but I'm not retarded and cosoomer enough to defend every shit decision they've made and are still making. Same with Pokemon. Like the franchise, but despise everything they've done since they've jumped to the Switch (or since the 3Ds even).
>>589470204 comes after 3
>>58946300People accurately saying that anyone couldve played FRLG for free or could play much better rom hack versions is not them being worked up. Its just the obvious first thought anyone would have when they see the advertisement for it. Why would i buy this, why would i pay for this super old game thats free when they havent even changed anything about it to make it more valuable. then someone comes on the pokemon to express their thought that anyone with a brain thought too.
>>58947066As of right now buying FRLG at 20$ is the only way to legally play those games.Most people don't know, or care, about emulation, some might even argue doing it is annoying and a waste of time when you can get the full experience for cheap.
>>58947106When you get down to it, no one can compete with the convenience oriented business model.Step 1: pay moneyStep 2: download and play instantly with no hassle Convenience is the fastest way to make money and to spend money.
Discharge Of Love EditionPrevious Thread: >>58888590FAQ: https://pastebin.com/MypNBzca
>spend years ripping & shipping & ebay selling online.>Never claim any of it as revenue.>Eventually get flagged by govt tax collectors>They run an aduit.>Determine you owe ten of thousands in unpaid taxes for all the money you earned.>Be a degenerate live in a tiny little shit hole with base set booster boxes and poncho pikachus instead of buying a home. All purchased with the unpaid tax money.>Get notice in the mail for owing 90k in unpaid taxes and potentially facing jail time at tax time.>Panic and look up tax loop holes, realize you can claim stolen products against tax revenue you owe the government.>Stage a fake robbery and home invasion for all your top priced items.>Still get to keep your grails and avoid paying unpaid taxes or going to jail.Is this all just a made up story? Or is this closer to the actual truth? Weird how certain content creators dont get the doubtful eye of suspicion cast upon them by other creators that normally do that sort of thing.
>>58944162PkmnCards, but it only has English, no Japanese exclusive cards.
>>58946395> Crazy how the robbers didnt break or destroy anything, everything looking carefully placed on the floor not to be damaged but just make the apartment look messed up/ ransacked. Totally not staged at all.I know this with almost every Pokemon store security footage that gets posted. The only damage ever caused is breaking down the door. Once the thieves are inside, they are very careful and respectful of everything and go straight to the case that has the good stuff and go behind the counter and carefully remove it all. Knowing which case to hit? That’s basic homework during open hours. Not really suspicious. Minimizing uninsured property damage though, is always suspicious. Even just knocking some stuff off the shelves. When you steal something from a store, making a mess isn’t just to be an ass, it’s to make it confusing for the owners to determine everything that was taken when they show up. Would not surprise me at all if these people have the cards back in their possession prior to even inspecting the break in. Take them out of their slabs and they are immediately clean. If the PSA numbers aren’t reported, they may even be able to sell them as is after getting the check from insurance
>>58945527never use that service when buying cards, it means some warehouse bugman will open your packages and handle everything. even if they don't mangle your shit themselves they'll often use unsafe packing like that, which I've had damage cards before. granted it was because the seller was also retarded and shipped everything in a loose ring binder page, but it would've had better chances in his original packaging.
>>58946980I must consolidate, I ain't paying customs for each card. The percentage of the value doesn't change either way, but the additional postal fees handling fees management fees holocaust fees would kill me if I don't make a single shipping.
So with Gen 10 looming I've been thinking a lot about this again and have some thoughts. The subject of this thread is broad - feel free to share any hopes you have for Ground-type Pokemon.Anyway, here are a couple to get started:>picrelIt would cure my symmetry OCD if we got a Fire/Ground starter that wasn't as bad as Camerupt and less restricted than Groudon. That being said, I haven't liked a lot of the starter designs we've had more recently so I'd be okay kicking this can down the road.>Bug/GroundWe need more representatives of this type. I don't even care if it ends up an early route Bug shitmon. Maybe a trapdoor spider, maybe a mole cricket, maybe a millipede or an earwig - I don't care too much. I just would really like to see something.>Ground-type support monThis is a big one for me. As someone who likes making entirely Ground-type teams, the lack of supportive Ground-types is a constraint on team composition. Moves like Trick Room and Gravity are very useful for Ground-type Pokemon but the Ground-types that can actually learn them is extremely restricted. Similarly other more generally supportive moves are extremely limited or non-existent in Ground-types. So it would be pretty nice for a design or two with a lot more supportive options.
They will never do a material secondary type other than Fighting for starters ever again. You will enjoy your Fairy Ghost Dark trios forever.
>>58946486it's really strange how autistic they are about it. I was excited to see Rowlet was Grass/Flying and thought the people talking about it changing types to Grass/Ghost because of the stilt owl were insane, because why would they change it from Flying-type?Me personally I hope we get a Steel-Ground-Ice secondary type trio at some point.
>>58945709I want something that’s even half as cool as Garchomp. It’s been 20 years
>>58946511fun fact: Grass, Ground, and Poison is a near perfect type triangle, only Ground breaks it as it doesn't also resist itself. I could see maybe a pure Grass starter and the other two having Poison and Ground as secondary types. I think Venusaur is still the only starter that is part Poison-type.
>even in this trio torterra BTFOs bothHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
I know I usually don't post about my nuzlockes unless I'm beginning or ending them now but I wanted to tell you all about my battle against the gym leader of Ecruteak City Morty.Before the battle while in his gym, Hoothoot evolved into Noctowl and Spinarak evolved into Ariados. The two newly evolved pokemon would be put to good use and turned what could have been a hard battle into a one sided battle. First Ariados used Shadow Sneak and killed Mortys Ghastly instantly and then did the same to his first Haunter which did land a Curse but all it meant was Ariados had to be returned and out came Noctowl who turned out to be a menace because Mortys Gengar did absolutely nothing to Noctowl, Gengar used Hypnosis but Noctowls Insomnia kept it awake and also managed to put Gengar to sleep with it's own Hypnosis. Then Noctowl made sure to use Reflect incase Gengar woke up and used Sucker Punch before annihilating Gengar with Confusion. As for the second and final Haunter, Noctowl did the same thing, Reflect, Hypnosis and Confusion, one Curse from Haunter did nothing and only contributed to Mortys defeat. This made me extremely happy.I had lost four pokemon recently that could have been useful against Morty so I thought I was screwed, I'm happy that things turner out more than just fine against Morty.
>>58944968>>58945039I'm straight though.
>>58945407Based, always expose their lies
>>58945402lol at the names, at least that one's still ok
>>58945407didn't you say you like it when anons pretend you're a girl? are you sure you're straight?
>>58945407>"femboy">autistic>wants to be stepped on by girlsCloset bi at best.
If anyone wanted to play FLRG, they couldve been playing it for free for decades or playing it right now. The new $20 release has zero difference, no online play, no new dungeons or anything. Theres zero reason to play it now for money when you couldve already been playing it if u wanted to.
>>58947087Yeah, you're too stupid and not well enough connected to actually have any idea what you're doing.
>>58947077Spoken like a true poorfag. What did you door dash today?
>>58947095NTA but I thought poor people didn’t DD because of how pricy the fees can be?
>>58947095You sound fat.
>>58947097Poor people tend to have really bad spending habits or they lose all of their money on monthly subscriptions or by having a ton of bills. It's the death by a thousand cuts.
Forgot The Bump EditionContinuing the 'I Woke up as a Pokemon, So What?' AUPrevious >>58841099>FAQ>What is this?People are turning into Pokemon. Some are having the time of their lives, and some are struggling to survive. These are their stories.>How do I join?Just start posting.>What's the lore?People and animals (and at least one tree) are changing at random in their sleep, waking up still in the real world, but now as Pokemon, and nobody knows why (that includes you. Please don't try to explain it). Just enough transformations are occurring to notably change day-to-day life without collapsing civilization. This is not the apocalypse, even if it might feel like it to some characters in the moment. Some people are more in touch with their instincts than others, and some have lost more of their humanity than others. That's about it. Avoid legendaries if possible.
>>58946887Cause I was working with a error, I forgot to correct, again, if you really wanting a deep background, it literally doesn't exist, I'm basically making up most motives and character reasons, You seem to poke a lot of holes in a silly narrative that's not supposed to be that deep, fuck in the og game everyone is mostly one note. There's not even a name for the army. But fair points in all regards, as for the short posts I have to break up posts because I tend to write too long of message and I have to break it up somehow, its literally because the chat limit, and I don't want to fill out a thing half ass so I break them up at reasonable cut off points, I don't write in the 4chan thing, cause its to awkward to work with.
>>58946974Oof. That was heavy.
>>58946950Also the funny thing was the Ratchet & Clank thing was funny I haven't even played that in years, really I just went with the fact (oh their stealing planets, maybe their doing something with them idk.) That was my thought process maybe it was deep in my subconscious.
>>58946848Yeah, I gotta admit, I'm really not feeling this one. It's very confusing, doesn't grab the reader, and the protagonist feels perfunctory in their own story. I really did like the Exeggutor concept better, even if I felt it needed work.>silly premise>fun, and a bit cheesySure, that's all fine, but you gotta have SOME rhyme or reason, or else it devolves from being a silly romp to just being sound and fury signifying nothing. >Kind of a vague ideaThe "what is the lore?" section that comes immediately after that reads, "waking up still in the real world, but now as Pokemon". No, it isn't purely humans becoming Pokemon, because PMD already does that. If that's all it was, /sip/ would be redundant. It's built around humans becoming Pokemon in a specific context, one the Mareanie story, again, doesn't really fit with. We're pretty flexible in that regard, too, but you're getting into "Polychrome Joker from Balatro is a Magical Girl" territory.>here the hero is a dumbass who just shit thrown at him, the odds are 1 and 100 against himI guess I just don't find incompetent protags who are bereft of agency compelling.>>58947002Your post at >>58946326 is only 660/2000 characters. I'm almost certain you could be blocking the posts more efficiently than that.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>58947082Yeah, that's really fair, I guess I went too far in one direction. I think I'm just admit it was a failed attempt, but I put the effort in for sure. I rather have done that, I'm not gonna give up on my Mareanie idea but might need to do something more grounded, simple, I think went with something too big in my head.
Pokémon Unite is a 5v5 MOBA where your objective is to score more points than your opponent. It's focused on quick matches w/ minimal downtime. For Switch, Android, & iOS.>Informationhttps://unite-db.com/https://uniteapi.dev/>Test Server (Needs VPN)https://publictest-pu.com/index.html>Upcoming- Zapdos (Feb 27)- Moltres- Articuno- Solo mode to acquire License Points- Return of the Groudon map, as well as a rotation of it, Kyogre, and Rayquaza into the map pool.- "Optimization" of future movesets from two move paths per mon down to one, starting with Zapdos.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Fueled by my anger in this shitty season
I hate Blastoise so much right now. Vanguard Bell was a mistake.
>>58944040You don't have to pay for shit. Where's that second moveset?>>58944044They are not cutting shit, they are simply not developing it. That way they can release more different pokemon at a faster rate
smooth... soft... smoochable...
>>58946006>base surf getting buffed was a mistakeFTFY
