Cheetah thread!All cheetah related, pics, videos, stories.Best pet ever.
I want to hug and cuddle with the cat with spots
>>4790820Show someone successfully keeping these things as pets
>>4790952
Why are they so gay bros
Are there any advantages of getting a female cat or dog over a male one assuming both are neutered / spayed
>>4792015Google itBasically all dog bites are intact male german shepherds, pitbulls, and rottweilers.
I will always have female cats so it doesnt feel gay when i dote on them and kiss and sniff their heads like a retard
>>4792009Never stopped me
>>4791708>there's no evidence to support a difference in average temperament or personality of an entire gender of animal.this is definitely false, sexual dimorphism absolutely does extend to behaviour, why would it not? where did you even get that idea?however in cats and dogs the differences are pretty mild
>>4792024gross
Does anyone get lazy and use those dog walking apps? What's been your experience with them?
>>4790606I have a midday walker for the days when I’m at work. Got walker from neighborhood recommendations rather than an app though.
One of my friends did. His dog came back with behavioral issues, and when he called about it he was told their dog was started on prong collar corrections for "reactivity"I personally knew the extent of the dogs reactivity was very mild pulling but after that they were up to snarling and aggressive sounding barking. The walker's "apology" was "your dog has dominance issues, just correct them harder".
>>4790453Dog walking app? What the fuck is that?
>>4790683Look up wag on the app store
i use a dog walker sometimes but it's a lady in the neighborhood that i know and have seen her walking other neighbors dogs. i wouldn't let a random off an app walk my dog. first time the dog gets walked you should go with them too
>KISAMA
>>4790492Sorry, I only know that line from the memes, I have no idea what you're talking about
>>4790535> >Only appeal is how easy it would be to pick her up and throw her out a window to get some alone time with an older lady with big tittiesLol
>Mate mate mate
>>4791837>Omae wa mou shindeiru
>>4791865>Kakatte koi yo! Teme!
Is it true that lobsters used to get to like 6 feet long or more? I've heard it my whole life with the explanation for them no longer getting that big being overfishing. Can someone corroborate or explain? I heard of it with regards to maine if I recall but I'm not sure obviously.>also sorry that I didn't have a lobster picture, away from my pc.
>>4791828>underwater>zero gtop lel
>>4791829based retard
>>4791283>the problem with trying to help it molt will just stress the animal out and cause it diewell humans have sorted this out centuries ago, it's called anasthesia. It's weird no university has tried assisted molting before. they are burning public funds like there's no tomorrow, they could at least use it for some cool PR stunt. Can't think of a better ad for a marine biology institute than a truck-size lobster in a lab
>>4791885except you have to submerge it a solution, and then you have to clear out the anesthesia which is a little harder when its breathing from gills, and how are you suppose to monitor it, so thats a lot of technology that you have develop and you have to remember this is going to get decades to bare fruit which is not something theyre going to consider, people want results now and not 40 years later
>>4791763Very cool post, thank you anon
How do you even achive thisHow do you mangle a dog genetically so bad yet make it still (mostly) alive
Does anyone here have that copypasta that's one toad talking to his son about how he must never give up hope no matter how much it hurts to breath and no matter how SMASHED and SLAMMED he is, or something along those lines?
>>4791711Of course it's white (probably Jewish) people invested in making the most helpless dogs
>>4791711that's not a toadline though, it's a bully or bulldog
>>4791384dachshunds are wolves compared to toadies regarding health
THE ANSWER IS INCESTTHE ANSWER IS ALWAYS INCEST
Just cause I fuckin' love owls
>>4781812>>4783800>>4783802These ones are great :)
>>4787190so close, how does it even do that
>>4789665You've never seen a Swallow take a sip of water?
For me it is Barn Owls and Ural Owls.Barn Owls are cute with their, sometimes, heart-shaped faces and Ural Owls are just so soft.
>>4781812>>4783800>>4783802>>4773111>>4711926>>4689562>>4685836Oy vey the goyim know! THE GOYIM KNOW!!!!
is it poisonous?can I touch it with my bare hands?
>>4791110Don’t touch it they have prehensile tongues that can emerge and sever anything instantly
>>4791113>>4791126>>4791133Misinformation. Fact check: Animals like when I touch them
>>4791281chompsky honk
>>4791375especially the female Homo sapiens;)
>Sprays don't work>Reflective surfaces don't work>Moving gizmos don't work>Gels don't work>Ultrasounds don't workSomeone tells me how I can rid my balcony of these cunts before I start literally shooting their heads off and tossing their headless corpses on the street as snacks for the neighborhood's cats.
>>4791396based
Gellet gun.
>balconypeople who live in commieblocks arent people
>>4789462Stop feeding them. Tell others to stop feeding them.
>>4791403you bastard…
bird brains...
>>4791074i like how some are so big they just awkwardly give up and go away
>>4791000i'd let one swallow me just to see what it felt like hahabet it would be so weird to be eaten by a bird haha
>>4791401kill yourself
>>4791337This, is their worst crime eating things?
to be honest one of the few good things about summer is the gullscant wait for them to return
>>4723250That's a big gull.
>>4765147simple as
>>4791636scream
Why are plants like this?
>>4791061fun fact: plants do get lonely when confined to a pot alone
>>4791265Tropical plants do well indoors because they are used to the low-light conditions under the rainforest canopy, and are provided the temperatures they require
>>4791291all things are women, chuddie
>>4791621as in, they masturbate?
>>4791554>there's nothing magical about outsidefuck you and your numbers
>looks like a fish>behaves like a fish>lives like a fishIt's a fish.
>>4791269
>>4791475
>>4791475I hope so
>>4788980>no flat nailsTry again, anon
>>4791444With advanced knowledge comes the freedom to realize you’re technically allowed to stick your dick in anything
Parrot threadPicrel: Ultramarine lorikeet (Vini ultramarina)
First: I'm bored. Second: I never bothered too much to understand her, lack of means of knowledge... and I forgot this board exists. google and internet give same-y instructions or manuals as if they were fucking robot or somethingso, my cat is female. I think she has about 5 years or something, honestly I forgot, she could be a granny for all I know, cause you know, cats aren't you friendly dogs, cats are just "there", you don't even know what breed they areshe is "annoying" in the sense that she isn't moody "get the fuck out of my sight" kind, but she does stuff like randomly meowning, coming at me, on my bed (I use laptop), or the kitchen, outdoors whatever, she rubs her hand against my legs, head, shoulders, hands or whatever she cand, she walk in circles around my, she repeats the rubbing. I pat her, she gives a little "scratching" or hit paw, she also "playfully" bites the second I pat her. how the fuck can I understand her?? she wants me to pet her but she bites me, but she seeks me! I move to the left to the bed and she follows, but I pat her and she gives hits. If I ignore her she bites my handshe also, when I'm outdoors, meows me from the distance/rooftop, and sometimes she comes at mewhy is that? summary: she comes to me, rubs on me, she purrs, walks in circles, follows me, bites me when I pat her, bites me when I ignore her... and I don't know. sometimes I stop to think and feel bad for not paying attention to her as the living being with feelings she is, or for taking off my bedroom through the window, I was also angry at her because months ago she peed on my bed for likely no reason so everytime I saw her on the bed I just grabbed her and threw her off, didn't care she had to understand I was angry. but lately I'm slowly mellowing and letting her be on my bed again (because she is cute, what else)and she walk around the house. she is a home's catehow should I treat her? pd: pic related is not her, but it's a close one. she is thinner
Holy shit I don't care
Didn't read, but she's bored and lonely. Get her a cat friend (male)
She wants to fuck
>>4791650>>4791651Likely this, OP
