Alas, you are still Nicole Smith, a mentally ill mess of a woman with anomalous abilities. You are a Cleaner, a deniable asset used by massive megacorporations called the Alphabet Companies and anyone else willing to pay you. Such as your Handler, a member of a powerful family who hands you most of your jobs. Mostly so you can clean up messes for him.The last week has been rough to your psyche and sense of wellbeing. During your tour of an X-Corp military base, you managed to awaken a deep and primordial part of your psyche in the form of antlers growing out of your fucking head. Luckily, you managed to finish the mission by solidifying a deal between E, Q, and X-Corp.After hanging out with some allies, restocking your supplies, and connecting with corporate representatives, you then spent a solid week at sea. With what? To assist the Captain on it with any and all tasks during the voyage. This so happened to include hunting down an X5 anomaly, one of the most dangerous types of anomalies, called the Admiral's Game. You managed to hunt down the Admiral's ship and bested him in a game of chess, earning his respect before he passed away. You think. You can't really tell with anomalies this powerful but you swear he's dead. You then managed to reconnect with two of your allies, Maruyama and Kiara, and hung out with them to decompress after your last mission. You noticed that Maruyama had a spark of potential that might blossom into something powerful if you nurtured it.Your latest mission, which you have just currently started, is hunting down a member of a powerful corporate family by the name of Valentina Vanni. You were tasked with heading down to Abgrund, a small mining town in a section of W-Corp's district, to find out what happened to her. You caught a glimpse of three powerful Alphabet Company administrators on your way in who are also hunting down for her. Things might get hectic if you're not careful.Though, that's how it is in the City. The only place you've ever truly known. Such a vast and endless stretch of streets, buildings, districts and companies, there's apparently a doppelganger of you out there as well. What her plan is, you don't know. Your plan? You just want to survive. For you and your allies to be safe. No matter how much blood it takes.ARCHIVE: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=CleanerComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>5999155>There's a man with a moth's head sitting at a table all by himself. He's polishing an old, bulky pistol that looks like it could kill a god. He doesn't belong here. (MAUS. From your limited knowledge, a bioengineering family highly associated with high class augments and tailormade chemical enhancers.)>A woman coated head to toe in soot is being wiped down vigorously by several waitresses. She seems far more preoccupied by the pile of scrap metal in front of her. (H-CORP. The City's main source of raw industrial output and a major player in handling the economy. If H-Corp falls, who knows what happens to the City?)>A generic man in a generic suit sits at a table with equally generic men in generic suits. Creepy. (V-CORP. You have no idea what this company is. Might be your first chance to learn about them.)>A woman in a musty, grimy trucker's outfit has her feet propped up on her table. She looks like she has had just as long as a day as you had. (G-CORP. Your home Company. A travel and exploration based company that explores the City, the Wastes, whatever lies beyond, and everything in between.)>TWO OF THE ABOVE (Write in who.)Alexis and Max
>>5999155>There's a man with a moth's head sitting at a table all by himself. He's polishing an old, bulky pistol that looks like it could kill a god. He doesn't belong here. (MAUS. From your limited knowledge, a bioengineering family highly associated with high class augments and tailormade chemical enhancers.)>A generic man in a generic suit sits at a table with equally generic men in generic suits. Creepy. (V-CORP. You have no idea what this company is. Might be your first chance to learn about them.)>There's just a big, spiky centipede crawling around on a table. What the fuck. (Q-CORP. A company that produces cheap labor and cheap resources to benefit the other companies. Mostly ran by literal bug men.)>A woman in a musty, grimy trucker's outfit has her feet propped up on her table. She looks like she has had just as long as a day as you had. (G-CORP. Your home Company. A travel and exploration based company that explores the City, the Wastes, whatever lies beyond, and everything in between.)
>>5999204>Alexis and CaseyCasey specifically for Q-Corp
>>5999178if Anjaros are hostile to the Silver Agent organization. We should make alliances with Anjaros. Anjaros can help us with their military expertise to help assault the Silver Agent base in G-corp if we can persuade them to assist us.
>>5999155>There's a man with a moth's head sitting at a table all by himself. He's polishing an old, bulky pistol that looks like it could kill a god. He doesn't belong here. (MAUS. From your limited knowledge, a bioengineering family highly associated with high class augments and tailormade chemical enhancers.)I miss MOTH AGENT. Also Nicole will be VERY interested if she hears his name, because of the glowie's watchlist>A ebony-skinned man in a military uniform is clearly stressing out over something at his table. He keeps glancing around as if he expects to find someone. (ANJARO. A highly militaristic and paranoid Corporate Family that believes that 'someone' is out for them.)Remember the silver agent watchlist? Remember the tidbits on the Gregory mission? We have Alex in X Corp who can vouch for Nicole if needed>A generic man in a generic suit sits at a table with equally generic men in generic suits. Creepy. (V-CORP. You have no idea what this company is. Might be your first chance to learn about them.)New people, new faces. Why does the Handler hate them so much? We can bust out VICTORY GIN to them and it might go over well>A woman in a musty, grimy trucker's outfit has her feet propped up on her table. She looks like she has had just as long as a day as you had. (G-CORP. Your home Company. A travel and exploration based company that explores the City, the Wastes, whatever lies beyond, and everything in between.)If we're going to assault a base on G Corp area, it might be prudent to establish relations>TWO OF THE ABOVE (Write in who.)Alexis to AnjaroCasey to LEAD>>5999146>"Go ahead. More power to you." Give it to her. You don't have much use for a half empty one.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
With the Supreme Kai of Time Chronoa dethroned, the Demon God Dumplin beaten, and Karn's whole family now able to live in his timeline, things have been looking up for the Saiyan General. But all good things can't last forever. And when conflicts arise between deities, mortals are inevitably caught in the crossfire. Does Karn, the Berserker God possess the strength to protect his family, people, world and reality from their fickle nature? Or are the beings above mortal ken also beyond mortal reproach? This outcome may be up to you.You the players control Karn, wielder of the mighty Berserker Soul. Granting him the power to fight against gods and other divine beings, to resist their influence and strengths. From his lowly beginnings as a Saiyan Brawler with a sub-3000 powerlevel in Age 733, only a few years into his time as a member of the PTO, he has now become the strongest Saiyan of his time. With the power of the Berserker God, combined with That Which Should Not Be and having devoured a soul born of the Abyss itself, his strength is now unlike anything before seen in his reality. But will this newfound strength be enough to overcome the threats headed his way? Only time will tell, your choices can spell the difference between success and failure.Character sheets and other info: https://controlc.com/46ec566dhttps://pastebin.com/u/GrandDragonQMArchive:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+QuestHelp fund quest art commissions and get exclusive side stories as well as artwork here: https://www.patreon.com/GrandDragonQMQuest rules are as follows(unless otherwise noted):>30 minute vote times>Pick ONLY ONE option when voting>Dice rolls are all best of first three correctly-rolled diceComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>5993482You may see sooner, rather than later.>>5993489Oh absolutely. He's got it MADE, easy 6 hour shifts on rotation, the best chef in the galaxy, AND all that under the protection of one of the universe's most feared assassin-slayers. Almost nowhere in the universe is safer.
>>5993655That sounds like the life, the other grunts in the force must be insanely jealous. Unless we had that big of an impact on the empire, the average PTO lackey's lifespan out and about on the field is pretty short, so Orlen got really lucky.
Soon.>>5993683He's got it made and knows it.
SOON!
It is time!>>5994071
You are Hass Takar, the Supreme Ruler of the Hegemony. It is the Year 102 of the Resurrection Era. You now stand on Jaxt, the home planet of your empire, the Hegemony. Standing before you are about a hundred Jaxtians, some of the best and brightest in the empire, who look at you bright eyed and expectant.You raise your hand and backing music begins to play. Without skipping a beat, the Jaxtians raise their voices, and join to sing your Anthem.https://jmp.sh/s/MNfcnegX92OuFV1thabd
Oh and, no-write ins or 1-post IDs allowed for this one either.
>>5999222>Kill Maktana III for his suggestion (greatly shifts Social Weight back to Jaxtian Supremacy)
>>5999222>Remove the Alpha Gene in exchange for an upgrade for all JaxtiansIt's cowbro time.
>>5999222>Kill Maktana III for his suggestion (greatly shifts Social Weight back to Jaxtian Supremacy)We need to invent new slurs
>>5999222>Remove the Alpha Gene in exchange for an upgrade for all Jaxtians
Rolled 2, 5, 1 = 8 (3d6)The world of Remnant is a vast and dangerous place. Horrendous creatures known as Grimm roam the land, destroying everything in their path, rending the flesh and devouring almost any kind of living being unfortunate enough to meet them.Fortunately, humanity is not completely defenseless. Certain people are born with particularly powerful souls, granting them extraordinary abilities. When these abilities are honed they can evolve into Semblances, unique type of abilities that grant the user with powerful powers that work similarly to magic (Most of the time). These people have formed many groups across the many continents of Remnant, being known as Huntsmen and Huntresses.However, not all of these people wish to save the innocent or destroy the Grimm. In fact, some of them use their powers for self gain and take advantage of the chaos of the world. There are even rumours that some of these Huntsmen are secretly working for someone behind the curtains, an evil force that wishes to destroy all living beings on the planet for unknown means.But one may arise and change things. For the worse? For the better? Only the future has eyes for what is about to come.Who are you?>Name?>Gender?>Race? (Human, Faunus, etc)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
“Miss Windcrest. A pleasure to meet you. We are happy to see you’re still in one piece. How was the operation?” the Drone said in a robotic voice, with slight masculine tones to it.“It went fine. Train got destroyed. No survivors. Sadly the train had little to no loot, and the machine you told us to install? It blew up on its own after a while. Little Susie here almost got killed by a falling rock pillar thanks to that explosion, isn’t that right?” Sora patted you on the back.“…yes, that’s correct.” You answered coldly, looking at the ground.“Hmmm… I don’t recognize her face. Who is this person, Miss Windcrest?” the drone said, flying around you and inspecting you. Its orb changed from color and size from time to time.“Oh, she’s…” Sora said, but was quickly cut off by the drone.“No, no. I’d prefer if she told me herself. Who’re you? You weren’t part of this operation at the start, I’m quite sure.” The drone said, its gaze never separating from your figure. Sora quickly got quiet, and she looked to be a little nervous.>Stick with the original plan. You were a mere looter that was near the train when it fell, and you decided to loot it. Sora then recruited you.>Slightly twist the story. Claim you were a bounty hunter eager to find some valuables, then you met Sora and you defeated her in battle. Maybe her bosses would treat you with more respect?>Say the truth in a vague way. Claim your memory’s fuzzy, that there’s something wrong with your head, and that after pairing up with Sora near the accident that you were promised help. You would not play the ‘underling’ part at all.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>5997355>>Stick with the original plan. You were a mere looter that was near the train when it fell, and you decided to loot it. Sora then recruited you.
>>5997355>Stick with the original plan. You were a mere looter that was near the train when it fell, and you decided to loot it. Sora then recruited you.
>>5997355>Slightly twist the story. Claim you were a bounty hunter eager to find some valuables, then you met Sora and you defeated her in battle. Maybe her bosses would treat you with more respect?
Welcome back.Rules are simple: Votes are tallied every hour, with whatever course of action being the most popular being the course of action taken. Write ins are encouraged and non-mutually exclusive votes will be combined if possible.When a roll is called for, roll however many D100 are specified. 5- is a 'crit fail' and generally means something bad is about to happen. 95+ is a 'crit success' and generally means something good just happened. a 'crit success' trumps a crit fail. User input on both will be taken into consideration.Inventory, pokemon stats and other links: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15i2N08IpWqitoTJujsUMishe4PLbao1lqT-bCAmvPcE/editDiscord: https://discord.gg/GGXeMEMjFor a short summary for the new and to recap:You are Alex. A newly minted trainer and camping enthusiast just starting out on your journey at the age of seventeen after your father lost his job in order to help pay the bills. On the road, you met Fie, the Fire Gym Leader, Gareth a novice Aura Guardian on pilgrimage and Holly, a runaway heiress using a pseudonym. You've also made enemies of Team Green a group of violent, radical activists looking to abolish pokemon training.Recently, Fie returned to her gym for the time being.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>5996353>Blinky BillBased
>>5996856>My client pleads the 5th.
>>5997047>>5997401>>5997415>>5997443"My client pleads the fifth." You assert."Jean clammed up tighter than a fundamentalist Arcean nun when I asked her." Martha says. "I'm just trying to suss out if I ought to be buying her maternity clothing for her birthday." She adds bluntly."We didn't do anything like that!" Gareth protests, shaking his head emphatically as he sits up."But you did something." Martha says pointedly."Um... well, uh..." Gareth mumbles, fidgeting and blushing bright red.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>5998001>>It's okay, I'll share with Gareth tonight.
>>5998001>It's okay, I'll share with Gareth tonight
Your name is David "Gunny" Rockefeller, no relation.A veteran of the united states marine corps, you find yourself in a far-out situation after an all-too-close encounter of the third kind!In the last thread you unlocked Redbone's psychic potential, made an example out of a federal agent by dumping him outside the ISS and tracked down one of your old friends.However, the government also made contact with you, and made clear they're both aware of and concerned by your presence.Intending to stay on relatively good terms with them, you offered to clear things up by sharing some basic information and keeping in contact.With your time on earth close to wrapping up, there's not much left to do before heading back into space. Will everything go according to plan, or will there be a hitch?Find out this time, on Humanity Fuck Yeah!>Last Thread: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2024/5943919/>All Threads: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=humanity+-+fuck+yeah%21>Google Doc: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rNxD6ccWY5M48dLWuTWdr5LiYLuS_YIAMKlTLw42eeo/edit#gid=0>Discord Link: https://discord.gg/PYJ7Aa3zQF
>>5998157>Now that he's in the mood, you definitely want to keep going. Although, if it's Pickle, things might get a little out of hand.Well, now is a time as good as any to find out more about each other. Better here in a "friendly" spar than elsewhere with real lives and consequences on the line.
>>5998157>>Fight the fight
>>5998157>>You have a fun idea. Why not put him up against someone more his size? See if you can't get Cylia to come spar with him.
>>5998157>>That wasn't half bad, using your own instincts against you. You think you could let him off the hook after that one.Pickle is hella shifty, I like it.
>>5998157>That wasn't half bad, using your own instincts against you. You think you could let him off the hook after that one.
It is the year 0078 of the Universal Century. A half century has passed since the earth began moving its burgeoning population into gigantic orbiting space colonies. A new home for mankind, where people are born and raised… and die.“We are the people of the universe. We have struggled to survive in a harsh environment, and new generations of colonists testify to our success. Now, when we gaze back at Earth, we see a sacred blue and green orb - the cradle of civilization and a sacred home that we must eternally preserve and protect . . .”-Zeon Zum Deikun, UC 0058—--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------16:15, 9th December UC 0077Zeon Military Academy on Guardian Banchi, Side Three (Republic of Zeon)Crisp cool air greets you as the hermetic seals of the airlock hiss open. The wrapping blue and green vistas of Guardian Banchi’s cylindrical interior, a quintessential close-type O’Neill colony, stretch out far before you. Mountains and lakes, valleys and forests, the interior of the colony cylinder have been molded carefully to match many of Earth’s environments.You stand at a secured exit of the colony’s Earth Federation controlled spaceport. All around you are edifices devoted to maintaining that distant government’s control over not only the people of Zeon, or Spacenoids, but all of mankind. White and gray concrete military structures stand interspersed about the small city wrapping around the spaceport’s connection to the colony, a constant reminder not only of the Federation’s political supremacy over what should be Zeon’s truly sovereign territory, but also of the jackbooted force by which they maintain that supremacy.
>>5998774>>5998830 (2nd)Wait.>>5998775>>5998792>>5998808 (wait)>>5998829>>5998846 (wait)>>5998861>>5998880 (2nd)>>5998893 (2nd)Now. Wins, writing.>>5998778Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
“...Why not now? Right now, this minute.” You see what Elena is intending, but decide to go a step further - the whole Earth Sphere is spiraling toward war, more chaos every day, so why wait? “I’m sure we can find someone to officiate it. You have your dress here, don’t you?”“I do - this morning though, really? Right now?” Elena’s emerald eyes widen, the spontaneity of it catching her off guard even after her proposal to get hitched quickly on Green Noa, “I… Yes! Yes, let’s do it now. You’re right, why wait at all after years? I love you, Felix.”“I love you too.” You step closer and lean in, kissing quickly, a sweet prelude of what is to come, “Go get ready, I’ll get these two to Mink and then get my tux on.”A little while later…The last few minutes have been a blur of activity. After dropping your twins off with Mink, who was just in the other room at your home, you quickly threw on your tuxedo and have been running all over Zeonic’s factory trying to find a good spot for this impromptu wedding. Very few people will be attending; your guards, Mink, Vivima and Tryphosa, a few of the engineers working with Elena on Project K, and Gil. Still running around looking for an ideal spot, something romantic in this barren industrial factoryscape, you round a corner and bump right into…Ramba? You blink a few times and take a step back, it wasn’t a hard collision but you didn’t expect to see him here - or Hamon, accompanying him as she so often does. Ramba’s eyes widen in surprise and he immediately pulls you into a tight hug, and Hamon smiles and gives her own a moment later. It’s been awhile since you’ve seen either of them.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>5999158“Elena is at your home?” Hamon guesses correctly, and you nod in the affirmative, “I’ll go help her get ready, she'll need it. Must be quite excited if she’s agreed to this... It is romantic though, don’t you think so, Ramba?”He nods, and you can’t help but think of the fact that they still aren’t married. It’s a strange situation between them, one that has existed for years - there’s no one else for either of them, why the hold up? You aren’t going to ask those questions now though, you’ve seen them go through that whole dance before back on Luna years ago.“Let’s find a spot then.” Ramba says to you as Hamon jogs off toward your home, hurrying on her way to help Elena rush through preparations that should rightfully take hours not minutes.Where?>...Take the very early prototype for Project K out. You can stand together in its open hand, one of the factory’s lakes for testing aquatic mobile suits will be the backdrop. There’s even a forested firing range much further beyond, it's quite idyllic if you don't look too closely for craters.>Not on the colony at all. You’re going to take a Musai out briefly and use its observation deck as the venue. What better view than the entirety of space itself?Who is officiating it?>Ramba! He’s of a high enough rank, it’s allowed for by law.>Gil. He runs this colony, he’s a civil authority as well as a corporate one.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>5999159Where?>...Take the very early prototype for Project K out. You can stand together in its open hand, one of the factory’s lakes for testing aquatic mobile suits will be the backdrop. There’s even a forested firing range much further beyond, it's quite idyllic if you don't look too closely for craters.Who is officiating it?>Ramba! He’s of a high enough rank, it’s allowed for by law.
>>5999159>Not on the colony at all. You’re going to take a Musai out briefly and use its observation deck as the venue. What better view than the entirety of space itself?>Ramba! He’s of a high enough rank, it’s allowed for by law.
You managed to build a happy family far away from most of the magical happenings that could hurt you and your children's. Nowhere is truly safe, even in your newfound home in Russia, but you think the worst is finally over.You decided to go on a vacation into your old nameless town, both as a way to unwind and to help find out more about your magic's memories. Unfortunately, Etsy's rightful fear of the U.S agency did make the travel pretty costly, but what's the point of money if you aren't spending it after all.Your old house has all but been ransacked after you left. You did manage to sell it, but the buyer turned out to be part of the agency, and you presume they tried to find anything that you or Etsy would've left behind they could use. As far as you know they didn't find anything, so it's not really your problem. You end up staying at a pretty expensive hotel, it used to belong to Mona, but the town didn't have any place to stay that didn't belong to her, and since she's dead, her magic is all but gone from it. Your old apartment is also of course not an option, as it was wiped out long ago by the Sword of Dusk in order to spite the U.S agency.Your kids are pretty happy that they get to stay in a luxurious place like this, although Anastasia does complain a lot about how she'd rather have stayed home. Etsy is still a little paranoid, constantly looking out the curtains of your room as if a man in black was going to suddenly attack you.You are a little worried yourself, but your kids have all been given a tag that tracks where they are, so even if something happens to them, K.I.S.A will be able to rush to them in an instant-- A literal instant, borderline teleportation level speed, you're not sure how it works, but apparently tri-matter has some very funky applications when it's stretched over long distances. Etsy tried to explain to you how it works, but you didn't understand a word she said, you don't think even she knows how it works herself.Anyway, with safety out of the way, you can finally relax. What should you do during your vacation?(You can vote for two options. You will search for Arachne's remaining memories, in addition to the two most popular votes.)>Look into Mia's dissapearence Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>5998718With how hectic things have been, you decide to spend time with your most quiet kid, Aleksander. He doesn't talk much, but that just means there's more going through his mind. He's writing a paper about what he wants to be when he grows up for school, but he can't think of anything. "Dad. Can I lie? I don't... I don't know what I want," he asks, repeatedly pressing his pen against the paper.Even though he doesn't speak up a lot, when he does, he tends to be pretty blunt. Now, normally you wouldn't tell your kid to lie on a test, but if he really doesn't know what he wants to be, then it really doesn't matter."What did you want to be, dad?"You open your mouth, then close it.What did you want to be when you grew up, anyway? You don't think you ever had some kind of grand dream, but surely as a kid you must have had at least one thing you wanted to be, right? Surely you weren't this cynical back then, right? The kid probably looks up to you, so whatever you say might shape how he sees you or the world around him. Like he said, you could always lieComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>5998720Hmmm...did we say anything of the sort back then during the flashback? I'm a bit partial towards saying something like 'superhero', though. Any thoughts?
>>5998718Now I’m curious, did we have better choices than we took or the fight would be like this anyway since she came prepared for us ?>>5998720>Wizard
>>5999046There were better choices, the best ones would've been to fully focus on dodging, or to use MPR to notice her attack pattern to make her attacks more dodgable. Using unreliable existence on the blade was also viable to make K.I.S.A able to come in by disrupting the magic separating you. It was mostly hinted at by her having strenghtened her soul (which clearly made her more resistant to magic) and her grimacing after only a few strikes, implying she wouldn't be able to survive a long fight.There were also much worse choice, speeding up arachne's body mixing would've made the fight much harder, devil's gamble on the sword would've basically been useless, and disrupting the blade would've more or less done the same thing as reversal, albeit with slightly better results.Worst cases would have caused Last Resort to show up, with best cases getting rid of her without a fuss and maybe even storing the sword somewhere.Invisible bullets weren't the worse offensive choice even though she was prepared for it, as it did force her to parry them which tired her out faster, and her speeding up at the end was realizing that whatever device she used to reveal the bullets was running out of juice.
>>5999217I see, so the ones who wrote-in reversal of instead of picking the disruption option nerfed us a little. Gotta be honest, I see the reason behind mpr being better but what we picked for the blade still sounds better than fully dodging, at least on paper. Was our concentration debuff on it that big ?
https://starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io/#!/ENqx6VLm9928xBAC5FUHA long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...STAR WARSAGAINST THE REPUBLICWar has engulfed the GALACTIC REPUBLICWith the pyrrhic victory of the GRAND ARMY at GEONOSIS, the CLONE WARS have truly begun. Republic forces find themselves vastly outnumbered in space and on the ground, as despite the massive influx of CLONE TROOPERS, the industrial capacity of the CONFEDERACY OF INDEPENDENT SYSTEMS remains unassailable.After the battle, hundreds of thousands of solar systems declared independence from the Republic, swayed by the impossibly persuasive COUNT DOOKU.Even the JEDI ORDER has found itself fractured, a hundred JEDI KNIGHTS have invoked their Right of Denial, opting to stay out of the conflict entirely, while a handful have found themselves seduced by Dooku, though not all by the allure of the DARK SIDE…=====Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>5998713If there's not >[no.] Write-in option, write-ins won't be accepted.
>>5998679>>[3] No deal, a Jedi Padawan could be worth more than your escape from the Krant System. Keep her for insurance and for a possible advantageous prisoner or materiel exchange in the future.
>>5998727Y
>>5998679>[3] No deal, a Jedi Padawan could be worth more than your escape from the Krant System. Keep her for insurance and for a possible advantageous prisoner or materiel exchange in the future.The more Jedi we can remove from the field, the better.
>>5998679>>[2] Deal, but you’ll release the Padawan into Republic custody once you reach Separatist space. Kroscindal seems like a man of his word, at least as far as you can sense, but you don’t trust the Bothans to keep to his word. Or their own, for that matter.
You are the most feared Warlord of the Seven peaks, the small woman infront of you informs you in a hushed tone. This seems true, judging from the leatherclad psychos braying what is ostensably your name - oh, and the flayed skulls. This is strange, because 30 minutes ago you left work - an office job, boring - went into a normal doctors office for extremely minor surgery. Now you're the leader of the "ExecuKillers" according to the woman (who also informed you she's your concubine)."So... Lord of Skulls..." You frown, and she smiles slightly. "Sorry, Nigel. Right. So..." she looks over her shoulder at the tent-flap, beyond which you can hear the drums of war and bellowing hores of warriros - your warrirors, now. "This, uh, incident... well, bad timing. The Execukillers are about to go to war with the Bloodletters... and you need to rile them up. Quickly, too, because everyone's ready to leave." [Continued below.]
Still not dead. Started a new job. Update tomorrow, please forgive the slowness.
>>5990049In an office or as a warlord?
>>5990081A slave, obviously.
>>5990049>still not dead>update tomorrow>that was 4 days agoJust give up, fag
>>5993306I gave up. I feel so bad :(I started a new job so I have sorta an excuse, but I'm still disappointed in myself.
The year is 2444. Much of mankind has abandoned a ruined Earth to live in space colonies. The countries on Earth have corresponding colonies just outside the planet's atmosphere. Rather than fight wars for political and social dominance, the colonies agree to hold a M.I.L.F Olympics every four years. Each country sends to Earth a representative, piloting a highly advanced Mechanized Infantry Land Frame, or M.I.L.F for short. Due to an oversight in the M.I.L.F Pilot recruitment program you have been recruited as Mexico's' only Pilot. With your 3rd generation mining M.I.L.F "Tequila Sunrise" you must defend your countries honor! First things first, what is your M.I.L.F best at?>Speed!>Strength!>Mining?
>>5980787>>5980877+1 to both. We can have multiple sponsors, right? Those so-called pro" MILF pilots are absolutely covered in all sorts of sponsors, from Amazon-Boeing to Coca-Cola Corpse Reprocessing.
With your ties to mining and your troubled past you of course have ties to the local orphanage/labor union. The fact that these two establishments are already heavily linked helps massively with your sponsorship deals! It helps less so for the poor orphan miners. Sister Foreman Superior Catalina Cabrera seemed to remember you from your years spent in her care, she gladly accepts your offer of sponsoring you and your R.A.P.E G.I.L.F, she even offers you a few of the orphans to help in the pit crew. With your crew and sponsorship sorted you're well on your way to Mecha stardom, this fact supported by the official invitation to the opening ceremony you find waiting in your mailbox. The opening ceremony is in three days time, there's a lot that needs to be done to get you frame ready.
>>5982139Do we have a checklist of what needs to be done?
>>5982139what do? Drink a Chinese modelo in the meantime.
>>5982139Put together a promotional video to get some fan support
You float about the void, a wasted carcass of white flesh and bleached bones. A slug relentlessly clutches to your remains as you bare yourself to the motherly embrace of the cold black nothing.You’re submerged in the loving abyss, the parasite your only tether. This is your birthright, revel in it. Feel. You feel You are> Alone>Watched
Vote locks in shortly, taking time to read and tally. But right now I’ll be taking advantage of this window between updates. I’m currently debating whether or not to prune suspicious one ip’d votes before the lock in on this current vote due to the sudden influx of quick single postings. Regardless after the next update and from now on non backlinked 1ip posts will simply be disregarded, a trip will also suffice. The discussion regarding the options is greatly appreciated, and I’m surprised to see this much investment so early. Even if it’s caused it’s share of discourse.
>>5979866>>5979874>>5979998>>5980248>>5980445>>5980935All of my votes. I can only assume the QM is stumped by the sudden cascade of samefagging, so everyone link back all your votes in order. This is far too interesting a qst to die off due to blatant bullshit among the voters.
>>5980864>>5980383>>5980127Those are my votes. I know I voted for EMBRACE THE MOON in the beginning but I don't remember which was me
>>5981646Hope this ain't dead really wanted to see where it would end up.
Samefags ruin all the good qsts
INGREDIENTS -Imp tail (E)-Greenwell Potatos (D)-Sickle Herring (D)-Darkbloom Mushrooms (E)-Mystery Meat (?)-Rockshell Tomato (C)-Bilehound Slab (E) -Leadborn Peas (B)EXTRA-Eastwind Spices (E)-Salt (D)-Pepper (D)-Diluted slime (C)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>5982889-better tongue, yes. Can talk, can haggle.-New face. Not adventurer. Homunculus like you.-girl, pretty, merchant, food, more? " Instersted in my wares? Cough up some coin first~"Quality (E->D)Meat Ing.-> 45 GoldNon Meat Ing. -> 35 Gold Extra Ing.->25 GoldIng. from a specfic Region-> 55 Upgrade stock-> 475 GoldRandom Race Info-> 45 GoldRandom Food Recipe> 75 GoldComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>5983087>2 meat>2 non meatI don't think this quest is going to get very much traction with this sort of pacing.
>>5983092I just wanted a comfy food sim quest. Shit you are right. Should I call it off ? Maybe prep a bit for a redux? What should I take into consideration next?
>>5983095The initial tutorial was not presented very intuitively. You didn't mention that there's only one serving of every ingredient, for example.I'm thinking>skipping any preamble is fine>start with 1 adventurer, with a line or two of what they want and MAYBE the opportunity to accept multiple different dishes so more than 1 anon's vote gets through.>Bigger quests than this have died shopping. Just do a single lump purchase, or don't make it a vote at all.>The second half of the shopping choices don't make sense for low intelligence homunculi to deal with. Introduce them through the master or something, or provide them as rewards from the customers.>Sprinkly narrative hooks to slowly introduce the tavern, whoever operates it, and the surrounding areas.
>>5983097Well, I will be back soon with vengeance, thanks anon!
This is a Toriko fan quest, taking place after the manga/anime ended.The world is in the Second Gourmet Age and you are Sterling Pister a student in his final year at Gourmet Hunter Academy. Alright, your final assignment, which is necessary to graduate, is as you all you know the so called Graduation Full Course. This means that you need to come up with and hunt a full course meal using the ingredients available to this school. As a reminder anyone who successfully captures an ingredient with a Capture Level of 3 will be injected with gourmet cells, though I only recommend doing this if you're confident in your abilities. [/green.]The moment your teacher is done with his speech you look at the form on your desk. There are of course eight courses in a full course menu and you had a good idea of what you wanted to go for, but the highest capture level is 2. Even your Main Course has a Capture Level of 1. You have no doubt that your planned full course menu is good enough to let you graduate as is but should you keep it or try to go for the Gourmet cells? Of course as Gourmet Hunter you will get Gourmet Cells eventually just by eating delicious food but that way it can take a while. As you think it over you decide to at least fill in what you're already sure of.*Hors d'Oeuvre: Almond Cabbage (CL less than 1)*Soup: Rock River Soup (CL 1)*Fish Dish: Garlick Crab (CL 2)*Meat Dish: Bacon Leaves (CL 2)*Main Course:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>5983119> Try to fightLet's back up Zongeh-- he already seems to be engaging one of the bandits (?) with his axe, so we might as well.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>5983119> Try to fightGas them with pepper spray
>>5983119>> Shout that there are intrudersThey said they don't want attention, give it to them.
>>5983119> Try to fightNice finally some blood sacrifices for Mazela
i want to believe
A narrative evo game. Pick a creature, make a single iterative change to it that helps it to adapt to its environment.Your creations may antagonize other player's creatures, defend themselves, adapt to an environment, or meet change through periodic "evolution table" events.1. Always save your picture as a .png, and never use a soft edged painting tool. This allows other players to easily edit your creation should they wish, and lets less experienced people without developed artistic skill join in.2. Any player can edit any creature. If two players edit the same creature that creates a split in the evolutionary line, which is great for biodiversity.3. If a shitpost emerges, instead of complaining, try to herd it full circle back to plausibility. It's fun.--------The Cast:The titular Ramel, a sort of warm blooded repto-insect with a blade on it's face and tail. An omnivore with a preference for delecious ragas berries or the occasional bord. Stupid, territorial, and asocial. A patrician choice for a sensible player.The noble Ragas. A semi mobile plant that reproduces via berries. A mild acidic secretion allows it to break down soil for maximum extraction of nutrition, as well as any tough carrion, or incapacitated organisms it comes across.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>5980223The Poisonous Ragas has stared its acids in its berries making them less tasty and more likely to hurt anyone trying to eat them.>>5981530Having had a lot of succes with dropping rocks the Blade Berry Ragas has grown a stronger and longer flail and now drops the blade of a Heavy Ramel. Unfortunately while this is more deadly it is also easier to spot to its succes rate when hunting dropped
Rolled 1 (1d5)>>5980231
>>5985207Eventually, some of them become so tall, they can be categorized as a new species: the Glumpier Ramel.
>>5982007a genetic fluke has granted it more intelligence enough to see that the world is ugly its UNEVEN
>>5981926>>5990849The longneck Ramel grows a longer neck to easier reach Ragas and water without having to bend over.For both camouflage and to appear better protected than it is the complete body of the Stonebody Ramel takes on the coloration as its rockyhide like armor
