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1. Each team has a week to fortify their half of the field. They get shovels and basic construction equipment to build trenches/traps/etc.
2. Animals are released onto the field gladiator style
3. Hockey style substitutions
4. The ball explodes randomly
5. Proper cock stoppages
6. Add two more balls
7. Proper Stadia with retractable roofs
8. Include Diving Judges from the olympics. Best dive of the match is the first tiebreaker in case of a 0-0, 1-1 tie.
9. Forced drug injections. 10 Players must take HGH/steroids/Amphetamines before the games. 1 Player must take LSD
10. Players are hooked up to electroshock with the other team controlling the shocks. You get 5 High level shocks per match and 10 normal shocks
11. Land Mines
12. Goal Line technology
13. Sexy Cheerleaders

9001. play it how it is played now

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1) Remove 1 players, each team can only have 9 players and the gk.
2)Allow 5 switches
3) Make it illegal for strikers to come down to their half of the field
5) V.A.R. dives and only dives, punish dives with red cards
6) instead of number 3, make a timer rule like in basketball where you have to get the ball off your court in the alloted time, clock resets after you pass the line

>you will never get smothered by the volleyball team's feet in the locker room after their match

Feels bad man
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>when you know which flag it is before you check the post
>punish dives with red cards
Just allow players to kick each other all they want unless someone's really hurt. The sport is too soft, you're almost not even allowed to take a ball.
Had a hearty chuckle

>Pray for Sam boyo

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>post an irrelevant pic because it's more black that the team that actually won the mos t relevant tournament
>his last thread flopped so hard he has to make a new one

LOL you must be the butthurt froggie who reported it to the mods. You can't delete away the truth, froggie

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smug Edition
>futfantastico.televisa.com - 3DHca0OwKM - get in our league!!!!
>Tribute game for Damián Alvarez, Alan Pulido gets boo'ed kek
>Toronto vs Tigres for Campeones Cup, yeah it's a thing
>Lavolpe to jail, nigga got #metoo'd according with anon
>Carlos Hermosillo(based) laughs at R.Pelaez
>more leaked kits & futbol de estufa aka BOMBAS
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one of these babies ;^) bought that shit in 2011 just because I needed the camera to take pictures of my mock-ups for architecture classes, shit still working, and usually people call to me, so I don't really care about it, I don't like touchscreens, can't fucking stand those shit.
>Sony Ericsson
Based and redpilled
I could care less about apps and shit but it's way more handy to have a smartphone despite how distracting it is
>this poor indio

I miss life pre-smartphones desu, simpler times
Why the fuck are you still awake

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3 (THREE) tres
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Poland won the last World Championship in 2014.
Will the rest of the world's women ever catch up?
No one's crazy enough to invest in women's soccer.
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FIFA unironically does

Why is he doing this again?
cause why the fuck not? it's genius entertainment
he's just shitposting irl
He's getting old and this is his last chance to try sticking it to the NFL for beating him all those years.
No kneeling equals money
Pandering to Boomers since he hates Niggers for expressing themselves in a meaningful way about the absolute state of >policing

Now that’s a thread I haven’t seen in a long time

A long time
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Haven’t been this excited for what Texas can do since the Colt McCoy days. Expecting 11 wins or more.
Anyone else at least somewhat hyped for Iowa State to potentially win the Big 12?
You guys just went 7-5 last year
Hold back a bit
Whoa there Dan Woken
Lmao, prepare to be dissapointed then.

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Let us not forget the best part of the world cup, croatia are the real winners
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w-we don't give a shit about soccer anyway
some shitty forced /tv/ meme that is reddit and morty-tier
i really really liked that thread

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>you now remember based Milan Baros
>Milan Baros

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only frens in here please
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I was just looking up the most broad
Real new
you're definitely ted judging by the file names and your gay demeanor
>file names
>gay demeanor
Sorry lad phone posts are all the same
I’m also a flaming fag
Poop boy

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>guys they have Messi we can't wi-

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Like Pogbad's speech wasn't cringe enough
He actually died after the game against Germany in 2014
>thinking international Messi is an actual threat
BASED black guy

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>if you want to view Allardyce
>simply look around and view him


Why does he have to be so good?
why do you guys hate him?

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Not Argentina.
Not Uruguay.
Not Belgium.
Not Croatia.


We faced the toughest competition out of all the brackets. And we scored 11 fucking goals after the group stage, now that's fucking Football. No penalty shootouts cuckery. Watch and learn, Croatians, that's how it's done. I bet you guys didn't even know it was possible to win without OT.

>y-your team is african, muh heritage
By that logic you got BTFO by our nigs, how does that feel?

I'll tell you how it feels for us. It feels good being superior. Superior culture. Superior history. Superior food. Superior lovers. And superior Football.

Now If you'll excuse me, while you try and damage control with overused maymays about muh black people, muh surrender, and "c-croatia won our hearts" loser bullshit, I'll go and have a wank over the highlights of the world cup we've won. One climax per goal. That's 11 nuts btw.

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God bless America.
Nice proxy, faggot.

No one in America gives a fuck about ball-on-foot povertyball.

Obviously the important thing isn't ensuring the future of your nation, it's ensuring that you continue winning some activity where little balls get kicked into little nets.

Speaking of sports, perhaps someone should compare the Olympic medals of the USA versus France. Go sniff some cheese, cocksucker.
go wank over your women being fucked by nigs
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They look like anthropomorphized ponies to be desu

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Why wasn't the FIFA anthem played in any of the World Cup matches?

They usually played it before the national anthems, as the teams entered the field but this WC they did that cringy chant.


It was pretty epic desu
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Yes. Tradition.
Who cares. It fucking sucked and was gay.

I loved the White Stripes but how did it become such a theme in all stadiums all around the world?

It's not like football fans or players are known rockers.

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