Last Thread >>9149101No Animal Genitalia (Specifically Dogcock Futa), Slob, Inflation, Fart, Grotesque artIf you want that - post somewhere elseNo AIPlease keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum, and don’t take the bait.
>>9240749
Couldn't we have just moved to the other thread that was already up instead of making a new one?
>>9241747hello, nothe other thread is one i made that allows "animal genitalia" an absurd amount of people cope and bitch about it so they are separated
>>9241793Oh I see, you wanted the Jade dog dick posters and the ones that hate Jade dog dick to be separateFair enough
>>9241796it was the only way to stop the unreasonable bickering
>>9241867oh hey ik this guy! seen him in bskyhow'd you get this in better quality than the bsky post anon?
>>9241928 #from a private discord that the artist is in
>>9242173oh well that fucking suckshis shits great but always so blurry, alas
>>9241928who?
>>9242884moodeman in bsky iirc
Is this series any good?
>>9243673Overall noBut it does have good porn
>>9243673Lmao fuck no
>>9243673it peaks at act 4, dips a little bit, then the end of act 5 is good, and it craters hard after that.it's solid if you just stop reading after act 5.
>>9243895>Hussie cancels homestuck after cascade>People would be wondering for years what was gonna happen next>Final shot would be jade hurling the ship through the fourth wallHonestly would have been the most kino note to go out on
>>9243673Acts 1-4 are the start of something really amazing.the rest is garbage.
>>9244287I got around 1/4 through act 6 before dropping it, felt kinda like noise at some point through 5 but I still enjoyed it, wouldn't say it got bad or anything. can't say anything about what comes after though.
erinep sweep
>>9244291i missed ur art, the straight up goat of kanayas
>>9245686thats not the og artist posting that
penis
>>9245486bless you
May any of you post some voska phone backgrounds?
>>9248744I'm a fan of her, as you can expect, and most online sites just fucking suck when it comes to homestuck fanart, let alone Vika fanart
>>9248745While I do get it, it is hot, I just don't want raw porn as a background
>>9248746
>>9248749
so did soldierexclipse finally have The Final Meltdown and swear off homestuck forever? real shame, i liked their art a lot
>>9249194literally no lol
>>9249195i'm actually like 99% sure exclipse is in that pavilia clique that gets mad online about hussie's alleged bigotry like four times a year but i'd be happy to be proven wrong
>>9249204He is in that same tranny group
>>9249204pavs a retard but the homestuck discord mods looked into soldiers twitter and tldr:she held a vote if she continued drawing homestuck or not after that and the result came out as yeshell she drew her fantroll today lol
>>9249209>the homestuck discord mods looked into [some literal rando]'s twitterokay well thats some schizo shit what the hell did they do that fornone of this matters why does this comic attract the mentally ill
>>9249214> what the hell did they do that for>"so the homestuck team stalks me, they banned me from the HSO (and then promptly unbanned me and let me know that a mod had been stalking my nsfw) and then they used screenshots from my nsfw server to make a callout post on my friends"for that apparently, funny how the let xenopavilia i and walk freely around the place lmao these mods are crazy
>>9240749someone post more kanaya i am sexuality fixated on that grey woman
>>9249599
>>9248755
>>9249599you too?
>>9249768i need her so bad. i've been fixated like this for years on her lmfao
>>9249953I can't blame you, she's quite striking
>>9250006I feel so autistic for having fantasies about a grey alien from a dead webcomic, it's gotten to the point where I'm tempted to seek out someone to play her for me over an extended period
>>9250065what kinds of fantasies
>>9250079I'd love to ruin her clothes and coat her in cum, and knock her up. Lots of other things too. Though if I find someone to play her I'd like to do a slow-creep, messaging each other like we were just chatting normally at first
>>9250142your picture made me think i also had some johnkan saved somewherealas i was wrong
>>9250144i wish there was more davekan, for some reason i really like those, i like karkan a lot but something about kanaya gives me that she prefers humans
>>9250196She's a human chaser, just like Rose is a troll chaser
>>9250211Genuine truth...wish she was chasing me
>>9251042needs bite marks
>>9245486Herding Cats is a pretty all-time fanfic
how do i make sexy johnkat dialogue for my porn
>>9252197make john gently touch karkat's horns and karkat immediately starts crying from being touch-starved
>>9252197i dont think john, as he exists in the comic, is capable of talking very sexy. you probably have to dip into headcanon for how a serious, flirty john would sound.
>>9252437
hiveswap... in act 3 land?!
>>9252438her head is so tiny
>>9252722congrats anon, this might be the first ever piece of helion porn ever madeplus chubby
>>9252752the artist is moodeman on bluesky. there's more hivesmut shit there
>>9252760>moodemanbeen checking him out on there, wow this guy makes some nice doodlesfirst ever to bank on the act 3 hiveswap trolls
burying my tongue in rose lalonde's ass and eating it until my jaw locks up
>>9252358That’s nice>>9252768I think people made smut of the axolotl troll before when they were shown off. You know who I mean I don’t remember the name
>>9255266
>>9255268
>>9255266>>9255268>>9255274adelie...
https://x.com/Cube_the_pirate/status/1610462118335377410
>>9259438holy fuck
>>9259445Meenah doesn't call her twerket for nothing
>>9259446honestly aranea strikes me as having the perfect amount of ass for twerking but not the technique for it, while meenah is the opposite
>>9259473Meenah is jealous that Aranea's ass claps when she walks
>>9259473>>9259479On the one hand I find it hot for Meenah to play into the stereotype of black women having huge asses, but on the other Meenah being jealous of Aranea having way bigger assets is really funny
>>9259485Meenah has a similar thing that Vriska has, all her female friends are more stacked than her while she has a small ass and double A cups Porrim tries to comfort her but she's too angry staring at her fully exposed clevage sloshing aroundOr having to see Meulin's fat cat ass swish around when she's movinf around like a spazDamara is at least a B cup with a slighter fatter ass than her
>>9259496Maybe she can take solace in the fact that her alternate timeline self is stacked as fuck
>>9259515She could but she's still reeling over the fact that her dancestor is twice as stacked as her
>>9259519Poor girl can't catch a break
>>9259529She has to deal with the fact her future self has an ass so big it eclipse the sun and tits so big they have their own orbit Meanwhile her dancestor has double that and her ass claps cause the planet to shake and the claps can be heard from spaceAll she can do is sadly throw her own ass in a circle hoping someone will acknowledge it
>>9259539Gives her and Vriska something to bond over at least
>>9259547Both bonding over the fact that both their dancestors are thicker than a bowel of grubmeal while they are steal training for the dream bubble twerk off
>>9259550Surely there's some method of Sburb bullshit they could make use of to give them a boost to their assets
>>9259555There used to be for when they were still alive and able to climb their god tier ladderIf they were alive, they would have reached the goddess proportions, able to make the sun explode with a single clap
what if trizza hiveswap was based or smth
>>9259906She seems like the type to make thirst trap vids
>>9259908she twerks for the camera methinks
>>9259911She has live streams where it's just focused on her assAnyone who says something unflattering in chat gets kill bot sent to their hive so they can be culled for the next hater live stream
>>9259916this is simply true, the slutress only wants gooners in the chatof her cheap instagram streams
>>9259918She only wants praise for her assets and hers alone Any other troll girls trying to steal her gooners in chat get culled as well
>>9259927criddy has it difficult in the market cuz of her(yes i made all these edits bcs im bored, designs are from moodeman on bsky in case you wondered)
>>9259931It's hard to compete with royal cheeks and uddersSome rust blood girl only dreams of getting that much attention even if she has J cups but no equipment
>>9259935the difference being a rusty might just need to serve and trizza doesnt need to
>>9259936Rusty girls only get views if they've already blown to viewer and in chat they're asking when the next session is
>>9259942very "gloryhole" based lifestylele sign
>>9259949It's different for girls higher up on the blood caste Olive bloods at least make their viewers bring them a prized catch from a hunt to have the right to bang them You don't fuck a purple blood, a purple blood fucks you
>>9259953jades are taboo methinks
>>9259955Teal bloods require you to sign a contract and a nda before you can get some t&a
>>9259958rusties are free use as mentioned, goldies fuck 4 tech?
>>9259962Goldies fuck for techBronzies fuck for food
>>9259963>Bronzies fuck for foodouch, that one is harsh as fuckalso porn to not drown this out i have no more edits
>>9259966Harsh but it's a cold reality for them Isn't too uncommon for a bronze blood to hang around a grub burger shack and sell their ass for whatever someone walks out the store with Some are even willing to lick the sauce of their nooks just to drown the salty taste of cum
>>9259969thats kinda fucking hot
>>9259977It is but most go for Rusties because they give it up for just some attention
thinking about being sexually harrassed by troll ladies
can't believe hiveswap act 3 will be real in a few months
>>9259963rusties probably also fuck for food too. diemen (that hot dog guy) is kind of a horny mf in friendsim
>>9260502YesSoon I can see my wife again
>>9260505They do but most want less compared to bronzies It's easier to push a rustie over and plow them in the streets compared to a bronzie
>>9260506damn that's one nice chahut drawing. who's the artist?+another chahut
>>9260511Herehttps://x.com/SpideryDesires/status/1522513469618098176
>>9260511>who's the artist?moodeman on bsky iirc
>>9260506God I miss her and her phat tits
>>9260551As do II wanna suck the purple flavored fago out of them
>>9260758
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>>9260895seeing this as diemen and smiling
Can I post some Problem Sleuth & Midnight Crew related stuff in here too?
>>9261598Why does slick have a pussy
>>9261612Artist's preferences I guess, I'm not complaining
>>9252288>RoseThank you for posting best flexbian.
>>9263142anon that's. that's roxy. anon.
>>9263380>Getting jacked off by Jade as she tells you about her fallout Equestria fanfic>Getting jacked off by Rose as she tells you about obscure Elder Scrolls lore
so is any of the hsbc stuff with these new alien kids and the new session any good?
>>9264267It's alrightKids are ok
>>9263391>Getting jacked off by Terezi she tells you about her last flarp campaign session>Getting jacked off by Vriska she tells you about her last even greater flarp campaign >Getting jacked off by kanaya she tells you about the patterns she used to make a new dress>Getting jacked off by Nepeta she tells you about the latest chapter in her slash fiction >Getting jacked off by fefari she tells you about cuddle fish facts>Getting jacked off by Aradia she tells you about macabre things that happen to a dead body in different situation
>>9264267Whether or not you enjoy Beyond Canon really depends on how much you enjoy the Epilogues, because it's a direct continuation
>>9264401Disagree honestly. The multiple different changes in writers between them is super evident. The epilogues are a lot better than anything in HS^2 or BC
>>9264912>Epilogues are betterRoach's takeover is the only reason Beyond Canon is tolerable, this HAS to be bait
>>9240749Johnrezi lost, Johnvris lost, Vrisrezi lost, Vriska lost, you lost, I won.Not bait, only facts, you're done.
>>9266523Oh I forgot to say, made by @atemporalv44 on twitterCome get me, if you dare. And one more thing, continue to destroy yourselves for me, will ya? each passing year is one where you wither down further and further. So, you know, just stopped by to laugh at you, see ya, will probably do it again, I enjoy pressing my thumb on you people.
>>9266526with all due respect my nigga, you make being a karkat fan a chore
hi is this kk sketch too much
>>9263380Is breeding duties back? Return of the king?
fat serket titties
>>9269696aranea is so mama
It's her day.
>>9270092
>>9270399
sloppy drunk hookup with rose lalonde and she can't look you in the eyes for a week afterwards (it will happen again)
>>9272604This but with Roxy and Kanaya
>>9268982Just a commission.
need to eat rose lalonde's ass until my jaw locks up
>>9282666this guy needs to work on his faces a bit
>>9283025imo his faces are the only good part of his work
>>9283041really? huh, interestingthey look kind of off to me in a way i can't quite place
>>9283050they're a bit stylized but they're very expressive, i've definitely seen a lot worse. his faces are leagues better than his dime a dozen gooner body style.
>>9283054fair enough, he is good at expressions i think maybe the facial features are just a bit too close together? idk i'm not an artistas for bodytype well everybody is drawing porn like this nowadays, i guess it's just what's in style
>>9284496
>>9284497
>>9284496Yeah see now THESE faces put me off. The Feferi ones look WAY better than this, mostly because they're actually style-accurate and not "let's put a realistic human face on a cartoony character for no reason"
did you guys see the new beyond canon flash
>>9287845Of course I didn't
>>9287854why bother replying then
>>9287861you asked the question
>>9287845i dont think ive read a single panel of nuhomestuck since they started focusing on these new alien kidsthat little horse kid looks kind of funny though
>>9287845I wish that was Callie's ass
troll call is back lmao but cant post cuz of ip issues or smth idk
>>9291557oh shit, this guy!! missed their art. i doubt they'll ever draw anything HSBC but i think it'd look cool n her style.
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/155245209/#q155251711
>>9293102
>>9293103
hawt vantas
chix ee
I think Homestuck girls in glasses are hot.
>>9296180Like, a good gal in glasses gets me Diamonds, Droog!
>>9296099chixies stores all her faygo in her tits...
we all love stelsa right chat?
>>9297260id say one of the best teals if the others werent based as all hell tootyzias ough...
>>9297260you could tell me this was a rando's OC and i would believe youthe hivewswap/friendsim trolls are all such nothingburgers
>>9294020I love fat bitches that's my fucking problem
>>9297260Absolutely Fucking her and her gf
>>9297378i will never get sloppy head from kanaya...why even live
>>9297573To one day find a kanaya cosplayer to give you sloppy head
>>9298160hey, these are pretty good. twitter?
>>9298081i need this so badly bros im so fixated on kanaya lol
>>9298079O7
yall think kankan got that booty on her?
>>9299930YesShe has a pornstar body for sure Big tits, fat ass, wide hips and plump lips
>>9299930yes, it's (dubiously) canonsee >>9287845
>>9299936Really wish there was more porn that emphasized the trolls' lips a bit more, considering all the females seemingly wear lipstick all the time>>9298464
fat ass kanaya all da way
>>9299930>>9299947you draw these? pretty nice stuff, i especially appreciate the thong strap
>>9299947on GOD she needs to get written on more
>>9299943So true Plump full lips with shiny lipstick Absolutely heavenly
>>9299947Luv the lipstick mark Roxy left and Cali's swirls Also I assume the purple thong is supposed to represent gamzee??
#9299978 the purple thing is just her thong#9299950 the artist is moodeman. he mostly does hivesmut on bluesky.
okay are there any female characters that you DON'T think are built like bimbo pornstars
>>9300218Meenah
>>9298160Its Moonrunes, author of Prisounebound
>>9300500(me) meant to reply to >>9298161
yall know there's a british troll now in hiveswap act 3? her name is luxora and she is a bitchhhh
>>9301503her tits are massive and she needs a good dicking so we forgive her
oh this guy's backanons someone step up we cant have a homesmut vn in 3d fucking die again
No.8985929"Roxy and latula I beg of you"this is kind of a test post to see if theyre done strangling my clam lips ip or not kek
>>9302223she's alive holy fuckwelcome back, also your guide for hero mode rules
>>9302162i could potentially be willing to volunteer for a character or two but i do NOT have "deep knowledge of every character in HS" and i'd say anyone who claims they do is just exaggerating to get their foot in the door
>>9302237ive been back for a bit but they had me ip banned kek
>>9302287i knew that much, but heay at least /hsg/ is alive now instead of being deadnot much else has happened since you died i think, your arts still swag
>>9299947idgaf that humans can't get trolls pregnant that won't stop me from trying w kanaya goddamn
sometimes i wish i had a twitter account with a couple thousand followers so i could make inflammatory statements for fun
>>9302949
>>9302949Post that anim of her tits getting fucked
>>9302953I wish but it's more than 4 MB
>>9302990Damn>rack so huge it doesn't fit in the postKinda hot
>>9303003Agreed lol
>>9302953>>9302990catbox?
oc comm
>>9303192
>>9303192>>9303193Who's the artist you commissioned ?
>>9303439https://x.com/TazedArtist/status/2100740740758262002I'm the faggot who drew this, LOL. Here's a random thing as a bonus
Ykw screw it I'm just posting the video link >>9302953>>9302990>>9303003https://files.catbox.moe/mhalmu.mp4
>>9304351unf niceThere should be more homestuck titfucking content
>>9304366Agreed
>>9299930kanaya ass jiggle gif....
>>9304681if someone made that i'd cum buckets
>>9304683same, i'd be looking at that shit like a soldier at war
>>9304351>>9304396This guy carries modern Homestuck porn desu
>>9304699Agreed
>>9304699his hateboner for kanaya specifically makes his art of her like 10x hotter
>>9304758I hope people keep commissioning him to draw her
>>9304761if i had more money i would. would do anything for that fine ass grey woman
>>9304778i need her so bad
>>9304792i wanna fuck terezi's fat gut
>>9304793Same and I wanna cum in it and have her lick it out
Best Homesmut artist that’s active right now?Imo it's itsjustfamin
>>9305045Eh he's a little too straight, if you're not willing to draw girldick or troll bulge what's the point
Don't mind me
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