Helltaker-Awaria General #184Wet Zdrada EditionNO FUTAWelcome to /htag/, the Helltaker-Awaria game general.Post art, gameplay, tips, how much you want to [cuddle] a demon or ghost, autistic fanfic, whatever is related to the games.>Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1289310/Helltaker/https://store.steampowered.com/app/3274300/Awaria/>itch.io: https://vanripper.itch.io/helltakerhttps://vanripper.itch.io/awaria>"What is Helltaker?"Helltaker is short, free to play puzzle game in which you control a man who journeys into the depths to Hell to make a dream of creating a harem of sharp dressed demon girls a reality.>"What is Awaria?"Awaria is a short, free to play game about working in haunted maintenance tunnels.>"Why /htag/ and not something shorter?"Because "/hg/" is used by Halo General.>"Why a general for two hour-long games?"Apart from typical waifu autism, Vanripper, Helltaker and Awaria's creator, had considered making the games open source, meaning fan-made content and expansions.Fan projects are also on the table, such as spin-off games, mods, and dating sims!Guides--------->Full game/achievements guidehttps://gamesgds.com/helltaker-chapters-how-to-complete-and-achievements-how-to-get/https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3397346901>Helltaker Guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iybUh3-WtfE [Embed]>Examtaker Guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uGNdQLIUtw [Embed]>Awaria Guidehttps://youtu.be/FgNpK3owNxc?si=4HMV4CJ-I7Zd56bt [Embed]Media--------->Vanripper's Twitterhttps://twitter.com/vanripperart>Vanripper HT comic archiveshttps://twitter.com/i/events/1257962875831947264>Vanripper stream archiveshttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5pycTgSAvaB4EE1h_bZOQl2DHiHFy6_g>Helltaker Booruhttps://helltaker.booru.org/index.php>/htg/ Archiveshttps://pastebin.com/AY4X4ihb--------->previous thread: >>9261022
Bumping Bitch's butt as Bitch is biting.But(t) the tail wrap around is a good sign.
>>9301554Bitch is getting her tits out for the lads:
Second for the girls
>>9301567Close, but beaten by Zdrada.
JUSTICE IS MY ABSOLUTE WAIFU
>>9301567Tower's towers:
>>9301599I love that kind of face, I just don't know what it's called.
>>9301633GenerT H I C C:
>>9301657>Generic swearing Incorrect, she only says heck at worst.
>>9301633>I love that kind of faceHere's Lucy with the same:No wonder, as she's pure Sex here.
Helltaker Addams“What's in a name? that which we call a roseBy any other name would smell as sweet.”—Romeo and Juliet"It is an easy thing to go into Hell with halos, holy weaponry, and Heaven itself on your side. It is quite another to go into Hell with nothing but your willpower and a silver tongue, and accomplish what you set out to do. I suppose that's one reason why I love him so."—Lucifer, about Helltaker.“Things base and vile, holding no quantity, love can transpose to form and dignity. Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. Nor hath love's mind of any judgment taste; Wings and no eyes figure unheedy haste: And therefore is love said to be a child, Because in choice he is so oft beguil'd.”—A Midsummer Night's Dream“Right now I have the most enviable collection of coroner reports in the neighborhood…And when a lion tamer gets ripped up, does he snivel? Does he quit? Not always.”—Gomez Addams, various timeshttps://youtu.be/EnDXGQmCz3U?is=c9A9zguCkQ0P9TT6>Helltaker is his actual first name>His last name? Addams>Yes, THAT Addams family>After all, only an Addams would not only go to Hell to get a harem of demon girls, but actually succeed at doing so>He worked jobs in construction, as well as a bodyguard and bouncer >He lives in Endsville, which is in New Jersey>That would explain all the paranormal events, why most people don't seem to mind seeing demons and angels walking around in public, and why the police are so heavily armed.1/3
>Before his adventure into Hell, he had a penchant for all things Hell>Sigils, grimoires, a first edition of both Dante's Inferno and Paradise Lost>While he was thinking about going to Hell for a while, that last dream he had sealed the deal>It was so vivid that it felt like he was really there, and he could no longer delay his decision >He found once he got there that he had to be quick, lest he die there due to lack of willpower >Nowadays, he can go to and fro so long as he has Lucifer's Seal on his person>It also grants him protection from other demons; show it to them and they back off>They'd rather deal with a mortal than with the Queen of Hell, she is quite creative with her tortures >Helltaker is much stronger than a normal mortal man, able to go toe-to-toe with a demon and win at least half of the time >Sometimes more than half of the time depending on how tired he is>He remains the only mortal who's ever broken Judgement's chains, a feat that cemented him in Lucifer's heart along with his refusal to be a slave>Not that she'll ever reveal that in public, mind you >Nothing can kill him that he knows of, even knives to the neck only take him out temporarily >As soon as he hears word of Heroes III, he's back up and running just like new>All he'll need is a bandage and a change of clothes >No need to help with the bloodstains, he's an expert at getting those out2/3
>He was always told that he was special, being an Addams he had a family name to protect >Never back down, love the macabre, scare the hell (so to speak) out of the neighbors on accident because you're just being polite >Given what he's done since he had his life-changing dream, he'd say that he's done a great job so far>He's not done in his mission however, far from it>He only went through Hell, and even then only a straight shot from the Styx through the circles to Pandemonium >He hardly saw anyone else, save for the black smokestacks of Dis and the distant clamour of Sheol>His curiosity is as boundless as his libido, and he has only begun to love demon girls >Heck, he might just go for Heaven too, he already has Azazel!>Not Heaven, not Hell, and most certainly not the police will stop him in his goal >Seducing as many demon and angel girls as he can, along with quite possibly God Herself?!>Anyone else would call it a suicidal idea>Helltaker Addams on the other hand adjusts his suit and sunglasses, and says a line that comes from his favorite Addams, one he looks up to>”Capital idea!”3/3https://youtu.be/jwj1hRqc6f0?is=XiXLTj0zJ62ob-4j
>>9301633More of Lucy with that face while POV: she's riding your dick:
>>9302121>>9302124>>9302127Based Addams Family enjoyer
>>9302163Built for breeding.
>>9302556>Is it working?Yes:
> "Wake me up!"
>>9302562There's nothing like a big cock to wake you up in the morning, Pande:
Date with Justice
>>9302564
>>9301554shoulda added "no AI" toothere's so much good art out there that isnt being posted because dalits would rather gen slop
>>9302570Tanlines suit a Gyaru Azzy.She must have gotten the former idea from Baphy:
>>9302570>Gyaru...that notion obviously came from Bitch:
Some demons would rather top a Twink... than stop and think:
>>9302573If there's good art that already exist then wouldn't it make sense to post something new, AI or not?Or are you seriously going to tell me that this>>9302577>>9302580looks better than this?>>9302570>>9302571
>>9302584Looks good either way.Luvs me some good demon pics. Simple as.
>>9302591You realize that Fresk0n makes AI art right? Both of these >>9302564 >>9302591Are A.I. Art using Diives and John Fox's styles.
>>9302584>that picAlways good to see a smiling Malinka:
>>9302597I have no idea about AI art: generation of such, who does so etc, I'm a simple man: I just search for stuff, I see good art, I save it.
>>9302602So if you weren't the one complaining about the A.I. art why are you responding to a post specifically addressing that person?
>>9302599>>9302601Happy Malina is breast... I mean best Malinka:
What about a sultry Malina?
>>9302603I'm not >>9302573. I'm just stating that if it's good art, regardless of drawn or generated, I like it.
>>9302605>What about a sultry Malina?Very nice.
>>9302606Fair, but you can certainly understand the confusion though, correct?
>>9302609All's fair in love and good demon art:
>>9301554Why no futa? They're shapeshifters.
>>9302611Plus, if sigils are in microchips, it's technically demons doing the art anyways.
>>9302649But OP has no qualms with diapers or other extreme shit aparently. As long as it isn't A.I. or futa I guess he's cool with it, even though they just want to dump the same images in every other thread and human drawn art isn't exactly falling from the sky in 2026 so I'm not sure what threat of anything untoward or different showing up in their threads really exists.
>>9302649>futa?Ask, and you shall receive:
>>9302707It's just a preference, so I get it; I'd just rent as "no futa preferred, AI used sparsely" or something like that. As for the images, I do like having some of the same showings up, it's usually the traditional images like the smols here.
>>9302716*put it, not rent.
>PandeLegs for days, that lass:
> slop> slop> slopYou can't have Hell without souls, c'mon son. We didn't require much effort here and somehow you can't be arsed to do so little.
>>9303106Why not both?
>>9303106The AI stuff looks better than this. Not that it's necessarily bad, but maybe bring your "A Game" next time you want to dunk on the slop.
>>9303141NTA, but I like it myself, every artstyle I've seen for them has a certain charm, AI included if that counts as a separate style.
Doggie + fishnets = I'm hard:
>>9303589My issue is that AI never can get the small details like brooches right, it should be a fly here.
>>9301565>>9301554good
>>9303964Bitch is very good at being fuckable:
I only use AI for the pictures, I can't draw worth a damn but I still want to show what things ought to look like kind of.Felix“My bounty is as boundless as the sea, my love as deep; the more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite.”—Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare “Tiny rabbit is obsessed with giant girlfriend who's 4 times his size.” ("I think he knows she'll protect him.”)—TheDodo“Friends call me Snow Miser, whatever I touch turns to snow in my clutch. I'm too much! I never wanna know a day that's over 40 degrees. I'd rather have it 30, 20, 10, 5, then let it freeze!”—Snow Miser>Felix is Behemoth's boyfriend, in fact he's the only boyfriend she's ever had >While he's not soul-bound to her as Maxwell is to Beelzebub (he wants to wait until marriage), he is functionally immortal thanks to the alchemical tinctures he has been given by Maxwell >He may be in Hell, but he's not dead>Behemoth was in the mortal realm when she saw him and they stared at each other >He is 4’2”>All she could think when she saw him was “smol~”>All he could think when he saw her was “beeg~”>At that moment, it was love at first sight >He was taken to Hell, where he was offered by Beelzebub to become part of Behemoth's femboy staff >He sent a wire instead that said “PLEASE ACCEPT MY REFUSAL. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.”>He didn't even need to send the wire, Beelzebub was right in front of him asking>Felix is also amazing at improv, and is to date the only mortal to insult Maxwell and make him laugh instead of getting tortured or executed >He especially loves insulting Jasper>"I think you've confused me for another pink-haired cannibal. The difference is I don't eat people and I'm not a fan of men.”1/2
>His love for Behemoth rivals Maxwell's love of Beelzebub >He may look androgynous, but be assured that he is all man when it comes to Behemoth!>He apparently has a thing for her in cowprint and mooing, no surprise really when you consider that he's usually found between her breasts when she's at full size!>She loves his “boysmell”, so she's more than happy to have him around at all times >She loves holding him with her massive tail so that her hands remain free>Pink is his favorite color; his hair and irises are pink, his hoodie is pink, etc.>His stockings are black though, Behemoth thinks it looks best on him>He's also very adept at parkour and climbing, to the point where the femboy staff, who as you may recall are genetically enhanced, can barely keep up!>This is an obvious ability to have when your girlfriend is 26 feet tall and your soon-to-be father-in-law is a hunter>Behemoth tends to sweat a lot, so Felix has learned ice magic to cool her off>She LOVES it, cuddling him and giggling when he breathes in her face.>"Hehehe, icy Fifi!”>Now, the ice magic has lowered his body temperature quite a bit, making him essentially a scented ice pack>Felix is just a regular human, but even he is a little strange>For example, when he was sick and Beelzebub stuck a mercury thermometer in his mouth, he ate it and thought it tasted good>He immediately started feeling better as well, specifically due to the mercury!>He's not afraid to freeze someone either if he needs to defend himself >Not that he needs to, Behemoth is scarily descriptive about what she'll do to anyone that even thinks about harming him>She's scalped people before, she has a collection >Felix is never afraid of her though, he loves her with all of his heart and soul>He awaits the day that he'll finally pop the question and the two souls shall become forever entwined >He doesn't know who'll weep with joy more, her or him2/2https://youtu.be/vgmiBjJFOSA?is=4LtPdwNrHChLkhZT
>>9304248>>9304255>I only use AI for the pictures, I can't draw worth a damn but I still want to show what things ought to look like kind ofFine by me. I'd like to see some more of Orouu's Astaroth generated by you. Have a Behemoth, Lorebro:
>>9304323Well, I did make a logo for her, though I redid the mouth myself because the original came out jagged. The fact that it has almost the same colors as the Hell's Angels logo makes me think that maybe the Witch-Engineer's Conclave could be based on them a little; I could see Astaroth making her own motorcycle.
>>9304347>Witch-Engineer's Conclave>Heavy Metal Astaroth on a motorcycleI would never... ahem... 'Dis' that notion. And of course, Astaroth is pure Sex whatever she wears:
>>9304362Here's her on her bike, plus this song seems to fit it well. Sure, she has her personal armored train, but this is for when she wants to thunder through Earth and raise hell, or through Hell and raise more hell.https://youtu.be/TCrMfELbOns?is=bDFx_QIq4lWM5V9k
>>9304394Oh, me likey. And 'tis good to see Astaroth happy:
>>9304400As for her personal train, here's what it's like.>It is not merely a train, it is a rolling palace, a mobile fortress, and a statement of absolute power all in one colossal shrine to Astaroth >It is 44 cars long, every surface plated in rune-stamped Hellish steel 13 inches thick>The locomotive itself resembles a mechanical dragon, with a spiked cow-catcher, twin smokestacks belching blue soul-flame, and a massive Soul Furnace(tm) glowing in its heart>Armored shutters can slam shut over every window in seconds>Turrets and cannon dot the roofline, smaller cousins of the Battlestation’s guns and hellfire throwers>The train never stops, so in case you think the train doesn't smash obstacles in its path or Astaroth isn't feeling like destroying something, not so>The first 11 cars are pure luxury: a grand dining area with velvet banquettes and crystal chandeliers that sway with the motion of the train>A private library stocked with witch-engineering tomes penned by her, Chrona and Ignatia, and intelligence reports>A bedroom larger than most noble rooms, complete with a four-poster bed draped in black silk and a terrarium for Lil’ Lucy that can be wheeled anywhere her viper desired>Crimson carpet covers the polished black floors in these cars>Further back, the tone shifts to business>The war room for example is all brass, steel, and exposed clockwork, steampunk elegance mixed with Chrona's inventions>Maps of the mortal world and all 9 layers of Hell cover the walls, marked with tiny serpent-headed pins>An array of candlestick telephones allow her to reach any corner of Dis, Pandemonium, or the various blacksites throughout Hell instantly>Lil' Lucy has his own room where he "holds court", which consists of him playing and ordering other snakes around, from anacondas to threadsnakes>They're not as smart as him though, he can write by holding utensils with his tail>Mind you, he spells terribly; the most legible thing he writes is "gib honi plz"
We are blessed this Sunday by Michael the Goth angle:
>>9304923I demand more archangles
>>9305187ASS-k, and you shall receive:
>sex with demonsWhat does it feel like?
>>9305362Usually intense and hot, but sometimes a few like Malina just like to cuddle.
>>9305377After getting drunk on wine, Malinka comes over to your place with another bottle of the ol' El Vino Collapso to share with you, as she's in the mood to be cuddlefucked:
>>9305436I love smiling Malinka.
>>9306053Smiling cyber-Malina:
>>9306368I want a robot demon girl that actually looks like a robot
>>9306701Ask, and you shall receive:
>>9306775Even better, a Mammon built out of steel to steal:
>>9307082Fancy Malina at the beach:
>>9307082This artist knows the actual artstyle, it's perfect.
>>9306833I... actually like this, also checked
Would you fuck the fish?
>>9307950>LeviathanI would certainly fuck her mother, Lilith:
>>9307950Right in the captain's quarters.
Cooking vtuber OniGiri as Lucy
New 5-part Lucy comic by Vanripper:
>>9308313
>>9308314
>>9308315
>>9308316
Meanwhile, Tower by Noaharbre:
>>9308318Based Helltaker.
>>9308323I came up with an HT-adjacent OC while it was still being worked on / unreleased, to the point reverse search of them makes the algorithm think it's Helltaker.I've followed Noah back with his Undyne art and then he went ham with Helltaker I was like "damn, he'd love my character." Still trying, 6 years later. The pain.
>>9308692May we see it please?
>>9308701Yeah sure. She takes your snacks and screws up your Demon Souls build into an archery build. Doesn't pay rent. She sucks I'd have to find the original mockup made a couple months before. But granted there's tons of demon girl OCs. In fact an anon on /i/ has a similar annoying punk vibe.
>>9308315>women like horses, right?Literally, unironically, what the FUCK did he mean by this?
>>9308871...Umamusume, presumably:
>>9308888
>>9308889
>>9308891Would Lucy like this game...?:
>>9308892...or would Generic?I guess so, as the likes of Genshin Impact & Honkai Star Rail would be her thing, games-wise:
>>9301554is pawchive legit?
During Oktoberfest, Malinka not only serves beer to ensure that everyone experiences Gemütlichkeit:
>>9309215But wait, she's Polish!
>>9309649She Polish-es off a couple of bottles of Rum as well, which makes Malinka very happy:
More Malina
>>9310005Tall demons are best demons.
Modeus clearly loves being creampied:
>>9310488Moar-deus
>>9310634ASS-k, and you shall receive:
>>9309112Looks alright to me.
>>9311059Long hair Malina is best girl
We are blessed this Sunday by Azzy in a bikini, the lower half of such barely covers her cuntlips:
Imagine having a good gaming sesh with Malina, followed by giving her a hard fuck. Basically every teen gamer's wet dream.
>>9311437This is not Michael approved.
We are also blessed this Sunday by Michael in even more slutty swimwear:
>>9311586Michael is best when muscular:
>>9311854Michael is also breast when muscular:
>>9311860Peak archangel physique
>>9312089No, this is
This is peak Judgement physique:
>>9312358This is the only body Judgement can possibly have, and nobody can tell me otherwise.
What's she singing, /htag/?
>>9312865She is singing Moxie's Brat song that used Helltaker characters in it.I think it is more fitting for the bitch.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7gzLefzp5Q
>>9301558>tail wrap aroundIf the demon girl's tail has your waist that means you have the demon girl's heart.Now how many spanks and hours of choking Zdrada is it gonna take? Do I use the cross to "burn-draw" symbols and stuff on her back for it too?>>9312358Is Vanripper gonna retcon Judgement to canonically have a six pack and a nice bust?
>>9312865>>9312883Bitch certainly sings a different tune while having several screaming multiple orgasms and her womb filled:
More Judgement for >>9312796, with additional Bitch at no extra cost:>>9312942>If the demon girl's tail has your waist that means you have the demon girl's heartProbably.>Is Vanripper gonna retcon Judgement to canonically have a six pack and a nice bust?That remains to be seen.
>>9312960>Zdrada>tits that bigShould have made it Behemoth instead,
>>9313001>BehemothAsk, and you shall receive:
>>9313003How did she become so muscular?
>>9313378It's just like how one gets to Carnegie Hall: practice. Lots of practice:
>>9313378Nephilim are just built that way, lucky us
>>9313411Checked, would cuddle Behe.
>>9314154In Soviet Hell, Behemoth cuddles you:
>>9314164By the way, has anyone taken a really good look at Behemoth's nose? Shit's narrow yet big, a triangle of a nose.
>>9314230...but(t) Behemoth's nose isn't the only prominent feature about her:
>>9314279>Cellulose >Not a firm bubble butt of muscle Impossible.
This is me with a box combo from Raising Cane's with a sweet tea and an extra side of Texas toast for $12.49.
Hank (Henry)“Think about the world. What is physically stopping you from going to your neighbor's house and restraining them with high-quality PVC tape so that you can levitate in the air while reciting the entire King James Bible from memory before detonating a suicide vest? The answer, is the police.”—ReggieGames“I love zhat he's really gut at scaring osser children, und being cute, und being händsum, und…I don't sink I vanna eat him. I do vanna kiss him zough. A lot.”—Krampus’ thoughts on Hank“My dearest friend, if you don't mind, I'd like to join you by your side. Where we can gaze into the stars, and sit together now and forever. For it is plain as anyone can see we're simply meant to be.”—Finale, The Nightmare Before Christmas "For aught that I could ever read, could ever hear by tale or history, the course of true love never did run smooth."—A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act 1, scene 1, line 134-136>Hank is just a regular, run of the mill 4’4” 9 year old with a love of everything horror>His sister Adelaide loves it too>They dressed up as Jason and Sadako for Halloween the first year Helltaker had his harem, greeted by Cerberus at the front door>He was intrigued by the using of blood rituals against his foes>His stepmother could be taught a lesson or two, that's for sure >He seems to have found friends from the other side to assist him>A short girl with massive pigtails came up to him and he asked her if she has any ideas>”Simple, Hank! Just take these sigils and hang them up anywhere! A coat hanger, a dream catcher, anywhere ya little heart desires!”>”Cool. So, how will I know you know I hung them?”>The strange girl giggles>”Oh, you'll know, hehehe. You'll know.”>He still hasn't hung them up yet, but he feels confident that once he does, he'll be rid of a problem he's always wanted to remove1/2
>He doesn't have any love interests, nobody has been as interested in the macabre as he is>As soon as he saw Krampus though, his heart skipped a beat >Such a beautiful face and square irises, no wonder Helltaker went for demon girls!>Speaking of Helltaker, he was pretty overprotective of her>Guess that means he'll have to prove himself to him>No, he's not spooked, he's totally ready!>Totally >After all, what's scary about going into a house full of demons and asking one of them to go to the park?>Besides, she was clearly blushing, and Hank is sure that he was too>Those pupils looked a little off, but that's just part of the charm>Nah, he'll be fine, same with those sigils>Who even is “Belphegor”, anyway? Her sigil's kinda boring >An upside down triangle with a line coming from the bottom corner with two more lines going through the line?>Boring!>He bets that other square-irised girl's sigil is way cooler>Huh, he never did get her name…>Bet she loves playing pranks on people though!>Buckets of fake blood, skeletons in doorways, a little boiling oil for carolers>”Yeah, I love her.”>”I mean, *she'd* love *that!* You didn't hear anything, lalala can't hear you, too busy totally NOT thinking about her! Definitely not gonna dream about marrying her!”2/2https://youtu.be/iQuVFBSPGcU?is=_YJHoXTBJdRzMnso
>>9314694Years later, this is Hank's type:
>>9314560Anyone know the source? I've tried all image scraper and Google images doesn't work anymore
>>9314766I can see why he loves her now
>>9315170>nowAnd years later, Krampus becomes very Lucy-esque:...so it's easy to see why Hank married her.
>>9314694>A little boiling oil on carolers.
>>9316106I demand more tall Judgement
>>9316441Ask, and you shall receive:
Who was in the wrong here?
>>9316703>Who was in the wrong here?Not Abaddon, that's for sure:
>>9316808Would cuddle all day with.
We are blessed this Sunday by a creampied Michael:
>>9317338Nah, Michael is much buffer than that, she has a ball-drainer bod.
Azzy's getting her tits out for the lads:
Happy Energy Sword Sunday, general formerly known as /htg/, from your friends at the thread formerly known as Halo General!
>>9318049How are things over there?
>>9318092Our souls have been sold to Activision and we merged with Gears of War for a temporary boost in relevance. The next several years without a game will be harsh as the gacha menace continues to dominate /vg/, hopefully we won't have to join you in migration.
>>9318095If you do, we'll make a coalition against gacha.
Do you think that some followers of Beelzebub embrace the disease part of her and become horribly diseased yet strangely still arousing, like demon NEETs?
>>9318544
>>9318544>>9318640They've become horribly diseased in the mind, that's for sure:
>>9318640>>9318643Yeah, but I mean that the particularly insane or lonely demon girls embrace her diseases, not just worship her.
Happy Muscular Judgement:
>>9319059YES, BREED.
>>9319059What does Judgement musk smell like?
>>9319059WOULD
The hot weather is bad for this demon, but good for us:
>>9319549>Demons hating heatUnless it's humid, I call baloney and that she just wanted an excuse to be nude.
Krampus, the Little Demonhttps://youtu.be/2FYHv_xt58g?is=AktJZeQ369PSpmNZ"Gruß vom Krampus"—German/Alpine “Krampuskarten” (postcards).“The beast rolled its eyes.” ‘I am not a devil, fool. Do you ever wonder why you seek the Devil with such vigor? I shall tell you. Because you cannot face your own wickedness. The truth is there is no Devil making you torture, rape, murder, and sodomize one another, or making you destroy the very land that feeds you. There is only you. So look at yourself, for you are the only devil in this room.’—Krampus, Brom“Changing from bad to good's as easy as taking your first step!”—Kris Kringle, Santa Claus is Comin' to Town“We're a couple of misfits, we're a couple of misfits, what's the matter with misfits? that's where we fit in! We're not daffy and dilly, don't go 'round willy nilly, seems to us kinda silly, that we don't fit in. We may be different from the rest. Who decides the test of what is really best?”—We’re a Couple of Misfits>Krampus was Santa's foster daughter, helping him at the North Pole and getting chocolate cookies as a reward>Her actual mother is Baphomet’s sister, Lilith>She is 3’3” normally, but when December rolls around she enjoys shooting up to anywhere from 7 to 9 feet tall depending on how imposing she wants to be>She looks 6 at 3’3”, but looks can be deceiving when it comes to demons; she's well over a millennia old although nobody including Baphomet knows the exact date>That she loves Hank is a thing that nobody should think about too hard>Seriously, don't.1/2
>She has a VERY heavy German Alpine accent, and never bothers to make it lighter for anyone >She is a massive brat, and Baphomet enables such behavior further >Strangling hellhounds by pulling on their chains, ripping up books she finds boring, violating personal space like she owns everybody, only eating what her chef makes unless it's chocolate, etc.>She even has the gall to call Lucifer a hag!>Nobody can bring themselves to discipline her though, especially when she pouts>She does seem to have a fondness for Helltaker though, wanting him to come to her home and be her subordinate >She is absolutely smitten with Hank however!>Normally she would just kidnap human children in her sack or her basket to either drown them or drag them down to Hell, rarely eating them unless they were incredibly naughty>Usually she just whips the crap out of them with switches or scares them though >This Hank, however…>She just wants to kiss him>A lot>And maybe marry him>But only if he's REALLY nice>Or loves chocolate >Or says he wants to marry her>...>”SHUT UP, ICH JUST LOVE HIM OKAY?! I'll kiss him und protect him und make him toys und play vith him in der neuschnee und in seine strahlenden, wunderschönen, blauen augen blicken…~”>”...Du hast nichts gehört. HAU AB!”2/2https://youtu.be/sHaZDCDMBoU?is=qAWrS3GI31C0nK_6
>KrampusShe's a big girl:
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>>9312865>What's she singing, /htag/?>>9312883 (me)I got another possible candidate "song" first "lyrics' are at 2:30:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ_UeBxEQPQWear headphones as it is NSFW too.
>>9320566Elf eared demons are best demons.
>>9320756As Judgement demon-strates here, having pointed ears can be good for your elf:
>>9319861>Nobody should think about it too hardWell, finally somebody said it!
>>9320756Rariatoo's Aldegon has elf ears:
>>9320566Zdrada looks like she would be more into punk or metal instead of industrial techno IMO
>>9321420Bitch would be part of a tribute group called 'The Iron Maidens':https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9dWsSYStRM
>>9321424I can definitely see her doing a cover of Number of the Beast and having a ton of groupies backstage after a show
>>9321424She seems like she'd sing Sabaton too
More Krampus?
>>9322224>More Krampus?Ask, and you shall receive:
>>9322226Who tops? Hank, of course!
Looking very fuckable in those stockings, Lucy:
>>9322707Would cuddle
We are hugely blessed this Sunday by huge Michael:
>>9322940She says I'm sinful, but she's wet about it.