>be me 36 y/o creaky knees >actually have a gf in the big 26>gf have the turbo autismo>barely feed herself >spend 10+ hours a day on Valorant >never shave armpits>daily shave everything under her navelI love her but holy shit what is her major malfunction ? Do any femanon or knower explain to me what's up with her body pilosity shizophrenia?How could I slowly get her to go outside the house more? She doesn't like eating out and don't like nature like my /out/ and /k/ ass.Blease no boolee.
>>34552188I have autism and dislike the feeling of hair on the bottom side. I would only wear certain fabric and never jeans.That could explain the shaving. I can "feel" it and it can present as "pain" even.Maybe shes different but its just a thought.
>>34552188This will not end well. You're undoing her lifetime's worth of conditioning, basic hygiene and survival tasks a functional adult needs to do. You don't match on hobbies or lifestyle, so I'm guessing the 26 y.o. pussy is good. Video game addiction is real, I'm not sure how you sustain yourself when you piss away your life for 10+ hours - you should look into how she exists haha. I'm sure there are other things you notice about her that other women don't do. What do you imagine your life together in a year or two? Living together, shared bills and responsibilities, with kids? Can she pull her weight or will she just be another child you have to take care of?Some guys shoot for broken girls because they have issues a normal mid 20s guy with options would avoid. Lack of competition? For now. Once you build her up and get her out of her shell, she's not going to be grateful. She's going to take credit for her personal journey and put herself back on the market now that she has some self-esteem. Those old habits will also creep up whenever she feels threatened by the changes. I had a gf like this. I basically had to teach her how to live and take care of herself. The pussy was tight and I fell for the fixer-broken dynamic at first. Eventually it got irritating and embarrassing to be with her. My own self-esteem grew as I progressed my career and she stayed stagnant. I forgot what quality women were like, and my post-relationship women were MUCH better (with their own issues, of course).Enjoy the pusspuss but you'll eventually want a serious person in your life.
>>34552188look at this stuff as a gift. I can live with hairy pits, couldn't with hairy legs so.. I hate eating at restaurants also. She isn't gonna leave you if she doesn't even leave the house lol you just gotta watch out who is coming over there while you're out.
Why do you love her? Seems like she adds nothing of real value to your life. And no, a shaven pussy is not of ineherent value.
>>34552188Shaving her armpits probably causes more irritation than it gets rid of. I have the autismo and I don't shave anything count yourself lucky. If she doesn't like outside you can't make her. Go without her. If she gets lonely enough she'll come even though she doesn't want to go.
Thank you all for your feed back, I'll condense as much as possible into a single message. >>34552301An interesting thought.>>34552402Yeah, I'm somewhat playing with fire, already did that once with an ex and it ended pretty much how you described it.This time is quite different.I obviously want children, she isn't against it, she isn't a parasite and have her own job and money, sure it's outside the norm (nsfw artist) but save the bout of troglodyte and selective pilosity warfare she's mostly balanced.>>34554102Fair enough I guess. No I'm pretty much the only Human being she tolerate around herself.>>34554344Do you need a materialistic, logical reason for everything?We know each others since we're kids, same nanny, same school, same countryside village in the hicks. I have many siblings, 4 sisters and I'm the oldest, she have none and parents that weren't present much. Maybe she's reminding me of a sibling or a different time, I wasn't the most gracious nor delicate at the start. Imagine a friendship that caught fire.I think I have to say more but the story is somewhat long and boring.>>34554355Yeah, I guess...I don't want to drag her out into the city, just sometimes bring her out in nature, it's just the both of us, there's some majestic nature around.
>>34552301Grow up.
>>34556519>just sometimes bring her out in nature, it's just the both of us, there's some majestic nature around.That's not what you want you want to do that AND have her enjoy it. You can't have that with her and you need to accept it.
>>34556558Actually he wants to sit there "in nature" with his retard girlfriend and take turns fellating an Australian shepherd dog
>>34556558Well, yeah, I don't think asking someone to enjoy a spring picnic around a lake is asking too much but sure, I'll consider it.>>34556567You have interesting fantaisies.
