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What's the secret when it comes to getting a gf with big boobs?
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>>34552357
Become a man with big social status.
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>>34552357
Be unique, big titty bitches get lots of attention so you have to get their attention
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>>34552369
>>34552364
Lmao titcows date and fuck and marry and have kids with statusless shlubs all the time
>>34552357
Just bee yourself, hit on every titcow you see, be delusionally self confident, don't instantly go "MOMMY MOMMY MILKERS PLEASE" right off the bat but don't be a little sweetheart either
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>>34552357
The secret is those hangers are ending up in her armpit when you fuck her missionary.
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>>34552422
Only if you keep your hands off em, in which case, what are you gay?
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>>34552364
the only thing you need to date a fat bitch is the mcdonald’s app
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>>34552426
I prefer a good pussy attached to a good woman with B to D cups.

i've had the big tit experience a few times and it really is just a fetish. Titfucking irl is not that good. The titcow will have an inflated ego, she gets looks all of the time. I hope you don't mind having to deal with bros orbiting, blacks hooting/hollering, other women being catty, and the saggage that awaits. Titcow without a gut, gunt, fupa, bolt-on bags, or chubrub thighs is what you seek but rare.
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>>34552451
>The titcow will have an inflated ego, she gets looks all of the time
In my experience they're more likely to be insecure spazzes who always sperg out about not being like the dainty hoes in their thinspo tiktok feeds and whine about wanting a reduction
>I hope you don't mind having to deal with bros orbiting, blacks hooting/hollering
Depends heavily on the life you and her live
>other women being catty
That's inescapable no matter how your girl is built
>the saggage that awaits.
Mmmmmm
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>>34552357
Have no self respect so you're okay with beaching a fatty



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