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Please God make me rich
Please God make me rich
Please God make me rich

So I can escape this 3rd world shithole.

Please God make me rich
Please God make me rich
Please God make me rich

So all my dreams can come true
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>>34552632
God doesn't answer sinful prayers. You're supposed to pray for the wisdom to find happiness in poverty, not for money to escape poverty. Just like how you have to pray for the compassion to forgive, and not for the destruction of your enemies.
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>>34552632
That must explain why rich people are known for being so religious.
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>please give me a fish
maybe get to know the guy before asking for handouts
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If you set me up with your sister ill give you 20 dollars(usd).
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>>34552632
Don't beg. State.
Every day in every way I'm getting better and better. Every day in every way I'm getting better and better. Every day in every way I'm getting better and better. Every day in every way I'm getting better and better. Every day in every way I'm getting better and better. Every day in every way I'm getting better and better. Every day in every way I'm getting better and better.
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being rich in a 3rd world shithole is much better than being rich somewhere else
unless you get murdered for it
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OP is Brazilian. Why is there a Chilean flag there? Chile is not like that.
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>>34555317
>being rich in a 3rd world shithole is much better than being rich somewhere else
>unless you get murdered for it
You are absolutely right. I'm not even rich and I can enjoy a very nice life in a "3rd rate country" I could never live in a 1st rate country, literally.
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>>34552632
El chileANO. You have to pay for the crimes of your nation.
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>>34552677
>>34552632

Fuck god
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>>34552632
Financial Advisor anon here. Quit with the gay manifestation shit and just get to work.
>Get at least median wagie job
Even the most retail mcwage can get you to retirement wealth if you’re disciplined. Ideally they will have a 5% match for your traditional. If that isn’t available look for higher paying gigs. You can make legitimately good money trucking, working the railroad, or on an oil rig so assuming you don’t have a family there’s no reason not to be willing to travel for work.
>3 Lines of Credit
2 credit cards and an auto loan. Never use more than 30% of your available credit. There’s no reason you can’t get at least 5% cash back on gas and 3% back on groceries. Borrow like 10-15k for a used Mazda and don’t fall for the sports car/luxury meme. Pay your credit cards off every pay day. Update them once a year for better deals.
>Be cheap and invest
Delete DoorDash off your phone. Now. Shop at Walmart and Ross not the fucking mall or Amazon. Every penny you have after paying bills should be going into an ETF. Dont get cute and think you’re smarter than the market. Toss it into the S&P and forget about it.
>Goals
680 credit score. That qualifies you for a mortgage. After a few years your 401k should be enough to borrow against along with your investing for the down payment on a condo or ghetto shithole. You’re only going to live there a few years and if you’re smart you’re traveling for work half the time anyway. This is your future rental.
>Become dual income household
Have sex. Don’t have sex with poor leeches that have anxiety and can’t take care of themselves because you’re lonely. Find a bitch with a half decent job.
>Pay off house ASAP
Now you can get a real house. Rent out the shit box. Keep 5-10k in an interest bearing account for maintenance needs and your rental property is pretty much all spendable profit after the first year. This subsidizes your own house payments and at least keeps the tax man off your ass.
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>>34556967
This has got to be a troll post. Unless its not, I hope people don't pay your for your delusional boomer tier "advice".
Also, your advice is absolutely worthless to anyone not from nigmerica.
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>>34556967
kys



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