Question of the day: do you like to stack animals?last: >>34555135
I really should stop asking questions I already know the answer to
Don't wait for others to post first. Show some initiative.
That deer meme was powerful
Do any of you donate to any charities or do volunteer work? If so, which ones?
>>34557952What deer meme
>thread made by kittenposter>image is not kittens
>>34557939Plap
>>34557953Sometimes i give lessons on math and computing to local middle school students. One of them is to help get girls interested in STEM and the other is to hep kids falling behind in math.
>>34557939Three of Them
BBC or BWC?
What do I do? Please give me your oppinion. I am loosing my mind here.>>34557878
>>34557953I donate to the Wikimedia foundation :^)I plan to try volunteering after I've moved and settled into a new city soon-ish, not sure what specifically
Whoever has no house now, will never have one.Whoever is alone will stay alone,will sit, read, write long letters through the evening,and wander the boulevards, up and down,restlessly, while the dry leaves are blowing.
>>34557961Even vermin addicts get sick of vermins sometimes
Someone here once told me that getting close to a woman is like befriending a bird. So you just feed them?
>>34557973Yes, it's like a bird or wild animal. Feed it and do everything to lower it's anxiety. Nothing else matters much.
>>34557969MBorderline breakup material imo
>>34557973More like cats than birds imho
>>34557959From the old atoga in the OP
you stinky son of abitch
>>34557969MVery disrespectful on his part. You would be right to confront him about it or just outright dump him considering you already talked about it.
I have a headache and when I get aroused it hurts worse, it sucks because I planned an hour long masturbation session tonight and now I have to cancel it.
>>34557977What the fuck do you mean by this?
>>34557968BBC
Printed on your neck is my lipstickI know exactly how very much you miss me Shine again brighter when I'm without you You will never pull me again into the darkness
>>34557939>/ATOGA/ instead of /atoga/fucking retard
>>34557984We talked about it and he denies it all. I even found out he is or used to be on porn Telegrams.
>>34557979Cats are so, so much easier than wamen. You just have to blink at cats and give them foodYou still have to give women food but the blinking part is much more elaborate and easier to get wrong and involves a lot more than blinking
>>34557986>>34557984
>>34557968I'm half-white half-black, I can't tell where my big dick genetics came from. Maybe they're from both sides.
>>34557990Shitcan him. He can date his hand instead of wasting your time
>>34557992Oh ok thank you. I though you were calling me a BPD.
>>34557989
Is dark academia played out?
>>34557974Just give it food.>>34557979Cats require a little more patience. Just quietly exist near it without acknowledging it until it's brave to come sniff your hand.
>>34557994But he is my fiance. Can I even dump him?
>>34557945Why do you
>>34557998>Just quietly exist near it without acknowledging it until it's brave to come sniff your hand.Being like that can work with women. Although, it's recommended to be a little more proactive than that.
>>34557997No.
>>34557993Probably from your dad's side, so Black.
>>34557969FI wouldn't be able to stand to be with a man like this >>34557999Better to break up now than during the wedding, or waiting to get a divorce
>>34557996Apology accepte- is that a fucking emoji in your filename?
Women, why don't you give your S.O hickeys?
>>34557999Oh shiet lol. I overlooked that part..I really don't know what excuse he could possibly have for openly disrespecting you like this.It would be a hell of a thing to cancel an engagement over, but can you see yourself happily married to a man like that? I think you're within your rights to ask him and yourself that at this point. Guy needs to get his shit together.
>>34558003my dad is the white one...
This could've been us but you're playing femanon
womendo you like country guys?
What would "light academia" look like?
>>34558001>be a little more proactive than thatThat scares it away and prolongs the time it takes for it to start trusting you.
>>34558005CS major knows how unicode works.
>Guy who asked months ago about vaginismus>No/Slow progress on going up in dialator sizeSo is it a frequency thing or what? (Like X times a week?) She even recently got one of those Kiwi massagers but I doubt there'll be more progress over the next couple months. Ngl anti-depressants and therapy have helped with my depression, but its making me a little less patient/more jaded regarding the gf.
>>34558014Dark Academia = Harry PotterLight Academia = My Hero Academia No I will not explain further
Isn’t vaginismus pussy just ultra tight
MAre genders listening to any music?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2zsOSgqDPc
>>34558021The most she can comfortably fit is my index finger>Dick is +4x the diameter of that
>>34557969>What do I do? Please give me your oppinion.How many people were you with before him?>>34558007>Women, why don't you give your S.O hickeys?I prefer my mouth to be in other places.>>34558013>do you like country guys?Yes, but the second I see a red hat, that attraction turns to nausea.
>>345580180x1F97A
kissing femanon in the neck
>>34558027He was my first. I was a virgin before him.
>>34558027Who's that character?
>>34557999This is so funny
Women:How tempted would you be to leave your current man if an independently wealthy man expressed interest in you and promised to give you a life where you wouldn't have to work?
>>34558031mori calliope and kiara vtubers
>>34557965>My gf will drive me when I get a gf.
>>34558030Why'd you go for a manwhore?
I fucking LOVE Keanu Reeves and I WILL replay Cyberpunk again
>>34558000I suppose I'm just ruminating or airing a silly thought. I thought I'd learned this lesson years ago.
>>34558035>How tempted would you be to leave your current manThis had me salivating even though I already dumped the man
>>34558025FThis song is currently on my Spotify while I'm cooking.https://youtu.be/QWybGHDQ0kk
>>34558037Crazy how flexible women are
Gender Which ascension have you reached on slay the spire 2?
>>34557997>>34558014Light academia:>Hard working studious kids and researchers>Genuine interest in education and research>Chemistry>Biology>Engineering>Public ivies and the like (Berkely, UMich, UCLA, GaTech, Johns Hopkins)Dark academia>Pseudo-aristocratic private school rich kids>Hates poor people>Phrenology>Business>Fraternities>Ivy league and Old British Universities (Harvard, Oxford, Yale)
>>34557969I'm going to pretend this is real. You have to have an honest conversation with him about it. Stay calm and don't yell. Don't show anger. Just tell him how you feel about it. If he doesn't care, then it's over.
All we are is just another brick in the wall
>>34558040How the fuck do I beat Oda?
>>34557969M How long have you two been together?
>>34558049Aren't you from a wealthy family?
>>34558055lmao, just cause she’s a jewess?
>>34558036They even have their own fandom articlehttps://shipping.fandom.com/wiki/Takamori
Do you guys think Zendaya is attractive?
>>34558053Skill issue
>>34558038He is now lying and trying to convince me to stay. Apologising and saying he doesen't understand.
>>34558019Idk how much this transfers or matters but when I picked up guitar a few years ago I had a lot of trouble with it because I couldn't twist my wrist due to a childhood injury and I couldn't get a good grip. And I've only started seeing progress on my range of motion in the past couple months. Idk if your situation will be the same but try and keep at it I guess.
>>34558059yes, they have a lot of lewd art of mori
>>34558051I've just told him in a polite way and he is manipulating me.
>>34558060MNo, I don't really understand the obsession. Laura Harrier on the other hand...
>>34558045Getting aroused by discomfort and a modicum of pain like the average foid does works wonders. >>34558038Why not? I'm looking for an unabashed slut to have my first time with personally.
No rich person can hate poor people more than another poor person
>>34558030>He was my first. I was a virgin before him.Oof. He's definitely breaking your trust, and that's a rough thing for your first serious partner. You're letting your discomfort be known and establishing boundaries, but he's disrespecting them. That being said, I also think you're projecting your own insecurities on to him and your relationship.>>34558031>>34558036TakaMori>>34558060>Do you guys think Zendaya is attractive?Yes. If you don't, you're either blind, racist, or aren't attracted to women.
>>34558067Well ok Are you doing this in person?
>>34558072I will do it again in person.
>>34558071I'm racist against mids
He is now saying following Goth girls and clowngirls showing her tits is not kink content.
>pose for photos and you look like a tryhard tool>don't and you look like a dork Can't fucking win
>>345580549 months.
>>34558078Bruh
>>34558076Never change women
>>34558060Yes but she's a shitty actressSame for Sydney Sweeney
>>34558051He keeps insisting he didn't do anything. I even saw him goon to something on his phone next to me.
>>34558080What do you mean?
>>34558077The point is to either be really aloof, or really over the top. It's only cringe when you halfway commit.>>34558081Christopher Nolan seems to strongly disagree.
>>34558071>Yes. If you don't, you're either blind, racist, or aren't attracted to womenI agree with this anon >>3455806Is Laura Harrier v Zendaya another Sydney Sweeney v Sabrina Carpenter?
>>34558076I don't think he cares
>>34558060MSometimes she is pretty. Her fashion is extremely hit or miss.She's great in Greatest Showman. She was the inferior black chick in the Spiderman movie and I don't like her at all as Chani in Dune.
>>34558078You're engaged to him within 9 months?And he only stopped following exs 6 months in?>>34558076Depending on how goth that isn't a kink and more of a preference, though clown is getting more kinkyYou should've slowed the fuck down with your relationship. My opinion would be holding off on marrying him for like 2 years, which will be enough time to see if he's that attached to his exs/e-girls or whatever.That said, it wouldn't be denigrating to wear/go for an alt/goth look to happily surprise him for like an evening or two. I would say any relationship that is ready for marriage doing something like that is no issue at all. (You aren't ready to marry this guy)
>>34558085>>34558088>Laura Harrieris a fuckin' babe.
>>34558084I guess I'm going full head tilt fuckboy then
>>34558085sabrina mogs
>>34558089I've have just gotten him to admit clowngirls are kink content. He sayed he followed them because he liked the circus.
>>34558095Women are incorrect on this issue.
Latinas be fucking crazy man.
>>34558095haha no
>>34558100>he followed them because he liked the circus.Lmao
>>34558089I did wear Alt looks. I am kinda Alt. I just don't like doing it in a kink way. I don't feel comfortable fetishising it.
>>34558078Ok retard you deserve everything that’s happened to you
>>34558085Not a man but Sabrina 100%
>>34558090both are half white hmmmmm
>>34558104What's her OnlyFans?
>>34558107Such a liar. He liked pics where she is showing half her boobs and talking like a 3yo.
>>34558102>>34558106bad taste
>>34558113and?
>>34558113Laura wouldn't have DSLs like that if she were huwite
Femanons, will you be applying?
>>34558117>>34558112How are women this wrong?
>>34558118how do i get a body like that
>>34558118>>34558121that mix is hot
>>34558125I am a man. I just have bad taste
>>34558126not be jewish
Imagine messaging your fiance on discord about his porn addiction
>>34558126reroll with a black mom/white dad or black dad/white mom modifier
>>34558131Yeah and he keeps making up excuses.
Ok, I am dumping him. He is acting like a 3 year old and wants me to go to therapy.
>>34558114@isnotmena>>34558085Sydney has a better body but her eyes are hollow and soulless. As performative as Sabrina is, I would still have to pick her.>>34558118>>34558126Real. I got fucked with IBTC genetics.
>>34558130i didnt choose to be an inbred ethnicity..atleast im only half ashke
>>34558136you wont
>>34558137You didn't answer the other one- Harrier or Zendaya?
>>34558143Zendaya. I'm not a big fan of Laura's face. Too much grouping. She does lowkey remind me of Rosario Dawson, tho.
>all 3 of the women that I was talking to last week and haven't spoken to since all hearted my ig storyShould I reach out to them? They're all pretty hot and one is really cool
>>34558138That's the best kind. I'm like 2% AshkeNAZI.
>>34558114You Motherfucker. She doesn't have an Onlyfans!
>>34557953I used to as a teenager I'd do invasive plant cleanups with my after school group
>>34558150She do tho
>>34558143Whichever one is lighter skinned? Zendaya stands out to me for some reason. The sexiest mixed black and white girls are the ones who are 1/4 or 1/8 black. When they have blue or green eyes especially.
I am going to run you over with my mighty chariot pulled by the largest horses you have never before seen.
>>34558157There are worse ways to go than being stomped to death by shire horses
This scares the moid
>>34558161It should. It doesn't have a flared base.
Is this like the insult against women now? If you don't like them or their content you just accuse them of being Onlyfans?
I think I have a problem now. I love watching videos of cute girls getting arrested and going to jail. Mostly it's for shoplifting and credit card fraud, but I get enjoyment seeing their lies breakdown and them trying to like talk their way out of it. The entitled ones are the best where they demand to call their dad or their "lawyer"
>>34558137>isnotmenaTyShe has a vid of her masturbating with Christmas ornaments lol.
Shogun got me watching japanese affection asmr perhaps I am a Samurai
>>34558161I like using them on women.>>34558163>insultShe's hot, and she actually has one. Chill.
I hate myself and I want to slash my hideous face, thanks for reading my blogpost
>>34558136Based
>>34558170perhaps you are german
>>34558136need more context
>>34558163If they are hot and on ig the usually do have one
>>34558118her boobs could be bigger
>>34558170I remember when my eyes used to hurt and I wanted to dig them out with a spoon.
>>34558172Kickass we need to bring back duels
>>34558161Moids think this scares them until they step into a woman's shower and see a massaging shower head. If you ever wonder why women take such long showers...>>34558163How is it an insult? I could understand if they were trying to pigeonhole someone because they do sex work, but simply wanting to indulge in the content they are willfully putting out there doesn't seem disrespectful or insulting. Unlike this asshole >>34558166
>>34558136This is so funny I remember you posting about this months ago, crazy how you ignored the writing on the wall. Never change women never change.
Fucking busted!
>>34558190I am actually staying with him. He apologised. Am I being stupid? He says he doesen't goon anymore and we should do couples therapy so I can fix my trust issues.
any genderHave you ever masturbated to a specifc part of the body? Feet? Face? Boobs? Anything else? I want the strange ones.
>>34558190Who was she
>>34558187Melanie fucked up Bro!
>>34558198Voice
These 3 Foids were talking shit. They ain't talking shit anymore. Underage drinking, refusing to provide ID, open alcohol containers in a car. Yeah you're going to jail!
>>34558197Yes go back to him amazing idea >so I can fix my trust issuesI love how he's blaming it on you lol>>34558199Naive Argentinian chick that moved to America or something to marry a guy she met on 4chan
>>34558197>He says he doesen't goon anymore and we should do couples therapy so I can fix my trust issues.Trust issues? That sounds like gaslighting. Also, what about the telegrams?
>>34558209Oh yeaaa lol. She’s fucked
I wonder why men have a fetish for women getting arrested... hmm.. we will never know
>>34558198M Women's lips
>>34558212I remember I warned her. But women! they never listen when you warn em eh. But hey maybe this is a better way to learn a lesson you know, show don't tell.
>>34558035I'm good. I don't want that.
>>34558204voice is pretty hot
>>34558205lightskin/a tan is hot>>34558198a girl with tan forearms and blonde hair
>>34558198MThe back of her head where her neck, hair, and ears meet.
>>34558198Armpits
>>34558076Time to beat him to death dressed as a mime with a giant hammer, babe.
>>34558209He swore on his dead dog he didn't goon while he was dating me. He loves that dog.
>>34558206How much jail can you give underage people for something adults barely get punished for
>>34558198Mstandard stufffeethandscollarbonesthe spine ridge or whatever its called. the little valley women have on their back when they arch it
who is shooting in the white house
Is it normal attachment for my boyfriend to fall asleep without our usual goodnights since I was out with friends? Am I being retarded and insane?We are long distance just for a few weeks and he has to get up early. There have been nights when he'll stay up extra late because he can't sleep and needs to talk to me, but tonight he didn't. Is this a sign he's falling out of love?
Trisha had her chance. Like a lot of foids she was fucking around trying to act all cute and playing games. Now she is in handcuffs because she gave a fake id and fake information two more times when the officer tried to identify her for his investigation.
>>34558234you are insane yes
heyi think you're really pretty and i was thinking maybe we could go out sometime to her to know eachother better
>>34558198FHands, tattoos, eyes, that junction where the hip meets, and the inside of a thigh. >>34558214Because men hate women and enjoy seeing them suffer, especially when they validate their preconceived notions about how awful and entitled women are.
>>34558229Lol he promised you he swore it. Yeah do it the next episode of this is gonna be hilarious.
>>34558238ew, I dont like brunettes
>>34558233ruh roh
>>34558233Yo mama
Femanons
>>34558248Hmm
>>34558198FHands
Obsessed!
How come women never address the men vs women Bear Grylls survival island thing? Did it single-handedly destroy the Feminist worldview?
>>34558172huh? I don't get it...>>34558177that's me every time I see myself in the mirror
>>34558168trash show for low-iq zygotes. Get on real content like UFC, Adventure Time or Yellowstone.
>>34558231They can spend the night in jai if they are intoxicated (for their own safety), but likely nothing after that. But they will have probation, community service, all that shit.
>>34558198shoulders, armpits and wrists
>>34558248I am cooking steak. What.
>>34558248I've spent more time using hairbrushes as dildos than as microphones.
where do I find a girl to play league with
>>34558248I have never in my life done that, that's a Hollywood thing like gossiping on the phone
>>34558264E-pal
Why do we get better at something the more we do it?
It's 4 am in his time zone what the fuck is he doing here
>>34558269Neural plasticity
>>34558270Where, India?
>>34558274Yep
>>34558235Can you make a separate general for tiktoks and celeb gossip? I don't understand how any of this shit is related to anything going on in here
Imagine going to divorce court and your judge is a woman
Do you guys think I’ll ever get my own place? A little studio would be nice even for just a year
>>34558283For what, jerking off in?
>>34558283No
Day 4 of not masturbating because I have guests. My balls are so blue that if you put them under a record needle, you'd hear Stevie Ray Vaughan playing
>>34558248"IF I HAD TWO DOZEN ROSES!">>34558253Because British "people" aren't real and thus are not reflective of reality.>>34558261What kind of steak? I made arrachera for some carne asada.>>34558282I have heard some men say that female judges were far more fair than male ones, further proving the point that it's men that hold other men down.
>>34558289LolYou should edge so that it's even better when you finally bust.
>>34558291It's crazy how some posters just have infinite porn on their devices
>>34558289Why are you so horny? You really need to goo every day?
>>34558291NTA.>Rudman and Goodwin conducted research on gender bias that measured gender preferences without directly asking the participants. Subjects at Purdue and Rutgers participated in computerized tasks that measured automatic attitudes based on how quickly a person categorizes pleasant and unpleasant attributes with each gender. Such a task was done to discover whether people associate pleasant words (good, happy, and sunshine) with women, and unpleasant words (bad, trouble, and pain) with men. This research found that while both women and men have more favorable views of women, women's in-group biases were 4.5 times stronger than those of men. Furthermore, only women (not men) showed cognitive balance among in-group bias, identity, and self-esteem, revealing that men lack a mechanism that bolsters automatic preference for their own gender.
The whole hallway smells like cum
>>345582963x at least
>>34558279You Foids get fucking mad right when you fucking called out and busted don't you?
>>34558296Do they give you an AI sub in college?
>>34558234>HOW DARE YOU SLEEP
Are women malicious beings who thrive in chaos or just destructively ignorant and incompetent?
>>34558308no i got an AI dom
>>34558299Get out of my house
GenderWould you rather get fat in the relationship or your partner get fat?
FemanonsWould you date a former porn addict? Or are they just ruined forever?
>>34558318MNo.
Women, why do you fight so much against cops and give attitude? Like 90% of your arrests you could avoid if you just didn't talk shit or be defiant.
>>34558321You have to pick one fattie
>>34558324Or what? You gonna steal my lunch money? Good luck, I already ATE lunch.
I love wasting the image limit
>>34558322Go polish mr. officer's badge, bootlicker
>>34558313think ur funny?
>>34558328
I'm not gonna lie, if you're claiming to be against "the boot" and you're not willing to do something harmless that's against the law like fuck your brother then you're just LARPing on the internet
Hey I was wrong about him. He isn't a gooner anymore. He changed, he is a good man and he loves me. I was a bitch talking like that. I feel terrible now, I am really sorry. I guess I was just jealous or something. I need to work on my trust issues. I already apologised to him a lot.
>>34558346LOLYou deserve everything bad that happens to you as long as you stay
What’s it like for a woman to actually want to spend time with you?
I fucking hate women. The girl I was worried about hurting yesterday, because I thought she liked me turned out to be just an actual whore. Still think she likes me, but she has made out with several co-workers and one of them is some 32yo when she's 18. I hate normies so much.
Women, what type of facial hair do you like on men? Or does it depend on face shape and hair color?
I love stainless pans
>>34557953Yes, at an animal shelter.
>>34558291I got 2" tall ny strips and cut them in half to marinade. (Vertically) I just ate half and I think I will have another. With half a potato.
>>34558318Something tells me >he wants to build my boobs up.
>>34558353Suspected
>>34558264Outside at a bar or a park
>>34557969>get with coomer manwhore>stay with coomer manwhore>get engaged to coomer manwhore IN UNDER A YEAR>pls help, why is he a coomer manwhoreSelf-inflicted problem, no less dumb than the dudes who expect sex on the third date and then act beside themselves that she slept with other bfs.
>>34558369I mean, I shouldn't be mad, because I didn't want to date her, but damn, I felt good that someone liked me for once. >>34558351She unironically looks like this girl.
>>34558060No>>34558071If finding your own race more attractive is racist, then there is nothing wrong with being racist.
>>34558367Now I'm glad I didn't hug that bitch back.
>>34558367Is Charlie an architect?
>>34558318>your partner get fat?Mfw>>34558322Because cops are evil. That being said, being belligerent rather than stroking their ego is just going to make any situation worse.>>34558364My least favorite cut because the fat cap makes it difficult to cook. Either have to start it in the oven or sous vide it, then finish it with the sear.>>34558378Keyword is more. But even if you generally aren't attracted to black or mixed women, Zendaya is objectively attractive.
>>34558352It feels pretty fucking good, but I still find ways to feel insecure about it since I'm kind of a neurotic dumbass.
>>34558353It's bad out there, but they're not all like that. Try to keep the hatred contained to the ones who actually deserve it.
>>34558346>Hey I was wrong about him. He isn't a gooner anymore. He changed, he is a good man and he loves me. I was a bitch talking like that. I feel terrible now, I am really sorry. I guess I was just jealous or something. I need to work on my trust issues. I already apologised to him a lot.Damn, the dick must be out of this world
>>34558385>Either have to start it in the oven or sous vide it, then finish it with the sear.nta, but if you have the ability to sous vide a steak, why wouldn't you go for it every time? Laziness?
>>34558385>Zendaya is objectively attractive.NTAI genuinely don't get it. She looks average to me.
>>34558385Yeah, I did a reverse sear with it directly on the fat cap.(Thanks markiplier)EZ. I think I need more marinade fluid tho.
>>34558322A subset of women seem to have an innate need to tear down anything keeping them safe. They're the types to run off with the over-the-top douchebag that everyone in town hates, all because their dads hate the guy, too. ACAB women fall into the same category, at least in Western countries.>>34558385She's not hideous, obviously, but the Bantu nose and crinkly hair just aren't attractive to me.
>>34558389I don't ACKTUALLY hate women, it's just a joke, but fucking normies are gross. I was unironically thinking that maybe I wasn't as chopped. I should sign up to the Ukraine war and go shoot some people and die of blood loss in a ditch or something.
Can a husband ever go from feeling contempt for their wife to genuine love and affection? What would she need to do to get there
>>34558399> normies are grossI agree.
>>34558401Stop reading smut and realize abusive men don't abruptly change and become loving just for "her". If you get with a guy because he's an unfeeling piece of shit, expect that to continue no matter what you're like or whether you're even in his life.
just give it to me straight, are women truly into schizo behavior. i have heard this repeated several times
>>34558401Why is a husband feeling contempt for his wife in the first place?
>>34558405What would schizo behavior be
>>34558405yeah, jennifer connely married that schizo guy in that one movie
>>34558405More narcissistic behavior than schizo
>>34558401nobody feels a single emotion for long periods of time. If there's contempt, there's resentment about something done or not done. What can she do? that depends on what the source issue is.
I want a bipolar bitch to drive me crazy.
>>34558071Zendaya is so fucking bland even for a muttI just don't get it
WomenWhy don’t you adopt a goth aesthetic, make a TikTok/instagram account, bounce your boobs for engagement?>self respectOkay but beside that.
>>34558394>>34558413attainable and isn't bogged
>>34558391It usually just depends on what else I'm cooking. If I'm roasting vegetables on the grill, I'm not going to bust out the sous vide to cook my steak.>>34558394>She looks average to me.How so? If for no other reason, her facial symmetry alone puts her in the top 5% of women. That doesn't include her smooth complexion, eye shape, lip fullness, and facial structure.>>34558396>but the Bantu nose and crinkly hair just aren't attractive to me.Just fell to my knees in an Evereve.>>34558413See, this is a much more fair criticism. That being said, white women are the definition of cookie cutter.
Holy shit shut the fuck up you retards. It's subjective. Aesthetics are always subjective.
>>34558422Except this time
so many fine shits on tinder
>>34558426I think fiber is supposed to help with that
>>34558414im ugly and broke
>>34558407quirkiness, i guess. weird hobbies, mannerisms, etc. although i assume not creepy behavior>>34558409i can see it applying to schizos too, i'm sure the conviction in their weird behavior comes off as confidence
>>34558431>brokeYou do it to make money not cause you have money, duh.
>>34558406Because she’s selfish, practically useless and clinically insane
men, please walk me home gently
If Zendaya was actually that pretty, couldn't she have found something better than being Tom Holland's beard?
>>34558441well i guess i might as well carry you (like i always do)
>>34558441SorryI can only stalk you home
>>34558434Schizos are really anxious and emotional though
Is it a red flag to ask him to pick my up on the first date?
>>34558448No
>>34558448MNot for me
>>34558439Come play my game, I'll test yaPsychosomatic, addict, insane
>>34558448i wouldn't view it as a red flag although i might be annoyed if you were far out of the way but i would appreciate the implicit trust, so idk what it adds up to
>>34558448Femanon, you're gonna get murdered.
>>34558378I find my own race the most attractive, but i find mixed girls attractive as well. Mixed black, latinas, and some Middle Eastern/West Asian girls. I also tend to attract black and latina girls and some middle eastern/West Asian girls. I also noticed that every black girl i find attractive ends up being half or some smaller portion White. I think White/European girls are the most attractive so i guess it makes sense.
Toxic Femininity is destroying our civilization
Oh I meant physically lift me up and hold me,
>>34558448That seems risky for a guy you don't know well.
>>34558442I agree, he's such a little prick. And British at that.
>>34558461Same result.>>34558455
How many recovery days do Foids need after Chad destroys their 3 holes on Friday night? Is 2 ok or is it 3?
I'm gonna shoot myself man. Why do I have such piss poor hand eye coordination.
>>34558469girls have a third hole?
>>34558401She would have to make the relationship more one-sided his way for a prolonged period of time but not in an obvious way either
>>34558471NTATechnically 8
>>34558452Being insane stops being cool when you meet an insane person
>>34558469JH gets wrecked over the hole weekend
wouldn't mind getting beat up by a woman right about now
>>345579392010 doesn't feel that long ago...
Does Korra poster have one good opinion?
>>34558475Yeah. I'm sure glad I own my property and can throw moids out when I want.
One of my distant family members autistic son beat the shit out of his sister and they took him away and put him in a psych hold because he was messing with the cops too, he’s like 16 and his sister must be 13. And his mother has been having psychotic breaks.
He beat the shit out of her in front of their church while their parents and baby sister were inside and people called the cops on himI don’t want kids
>>34558479>Does Korra poster have one good opinion?Yes, that busty jewesses are awesome.
>>34558469>>34558476I'll have you know I'm getting better at handling it and recovering faster.
What creates a violent autist?
>>34557968Depends on the race of women
>>34558482>>34558484I'm gonna be real with you. I don't give a fuck.
>>34558485I want to milk abby shapiro too, korra poster. And punch her brother cold.
>>34558489Antisocial behavior and toasterfucker forums
>>34558489It's not an autism thing, it's a man thing. All men are like this on the inside.
>>34557968BPC.
>>34558491Fair enough I just wanted to tell you
>>34558489Figuratively violent or literally violent? Because in the case of the latter, environmental factors.>>34558479>Does Korra poster have one good opinion?Yes, that the world would be better without you in it.
>>34558482>>34558484Makes me sad
>>34558495Big Palestinian Cock?Based Jewess.
>>34558498Me too
>>34558500Plastic, actually.
>>34558500I think he meant big Peruvian cock
Do women really?
>>34558494Women love violent men though. A lot of men just posture like they're capable of violence because they know women are sexually attracted to it.
>>34558505No women don't like lewd things
>>34558505Ye
>>34558482A developmentally delayed kid ripped out my earring on the playground in 3rd grade. More like pulled it out but they were new piercings and had the backs that clip on so I was bleeding a little and he dropped my pearl earring on the ground and I couldn't find it and the fucking teacher wouldn't let me keep looking. A 6th grader who was my neighbor found it later though so it was ok. Tldr: kids with issues deserve compassion and assistance but shouldn't be within arms reach of other kids.
>>34558513Did you cry
Post genderWhat do you listen to in order to fall asleep?
>>34558513The whole situation is fucked up They youngest daughters teeth are all black and fucked up The dad just keeps asking people to pray for them instead of taking anyone to a psych
>>34558519MNothing
>>34558513Whyd he do that?
>>34558519M ASMR
>>34558513Those who are incapable of compassion are undeserving of it.
i wish i had a male friend (or more) from 4chang but soc is cancer. what do?
>>34558519Oscillating fan.
>>34558519F. ASMR.
>>34558519My air conditioner. Sometimes mommy little boy asmr.
>>34558525so cats and dogs don't deserve love?
>>34558526Ask here and have the simps line up of course
>>34558519FASMRI never knew how much I would enjoy a Japanese-Kiwi accenthttps://youtu.be/9Dhb5XE8TOY
>>34558519MI have a playlist of good bedtime albums. The last couple years Sun Kil Moon's Admiral Fell Promises has been my go-to.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qFWp_j9JQI
>>34558479>Does Korra poster have one good opinion?Good lesbian porn is rare, but the best lesbian porn is the best porn period.Morrowind is the best elder scrolls.Aoe2 is the best in the series.There's no way the blonde, banker milf had that jeet as a sex slave.
>>34558529Pedo
A tall dark and handsome moid, please
>>34558519F, my bf snoring
>>34558530Yes that's exactly what I meant, I was talking about animals, thank you for purposefully misrepresenting my point
>>34558536>There's no way the blonde, banker milf had that jeet as a sex slave.That's not opinion at this point though, it's basically confirmed fact.
>>34558519Lore stuff by TheRemembrancer on yt
>>34558542It was an opinion when she said it though.
*gets flattened by femanon’s steam roller before I could share my opinion.*
>>34558538Jason Luv is single again
>>34558547There are no femanons ITT who drive steam rollers.
Men what kind of wedding dresses do you like?
>>34558526MYou don't want male friends if you're female.
>>34558550Whatever my wife is happiest wearing. I just want her to be smiling when I see her.
>>34558550Big flowy ones
>>34558518Yeah>>34558520Yeesh>>34558522It wasn't malicious he just wanted it and I wasn't tall enough to dodge even though he was in a wheelchair.>>34558525I disagree. If only because I don't want the moral responsibility of deciding who I think deserves it or not. Better safe than sorry. But having compassion for someone doesn't mean giving them opportunities to harm others.
>>34558550Are you trying to put me in a wedding dress?
>>34558519FCreepypastaStories about disappearances or disastersOr nothing
>>34558549Cope. It’s part of the femanon certification test.
Moids what kind of wedding dress would you look best in
>>34558567There are different kinds?
out of al the races in xenoverse 3 allegedly which one are you going to play first?List your gender and which gender you'll pick for that raceHumanDemonSaiyanFrieza raceNamkikanMajin
>>34558571FI initially picked Saiyan because I liked the attack boost, but Majin is the best and what I picked for my second character.
>>34558550Something strapless with a lot of satin.
Thoughts on lentils?
>>34558571>>34558576You also missed out on the Kai race
>>34558519mi chat with my tulpa until i fall asleep
>>34558567Sleeveless ones to show off my gunz
Femanons, would you be offended if you were called wife material?
>>34558579Good for you, taste like whatever you cook them with.
>>34558571MI'm not gonna play that, but I think I'd pick Frieza race.
>>34558563>Stories about disappearancesFavorite channel?
>>34558548I'm pretty sure tall, dark and handsome refers to white or very light skinned men with darker hair and/or eyes. Maybe a tanned white man too.
>>34558589cope
>>34558550The ones that don't cost as much as a new car in the years 2000-2015.
>>34558588I usually just throw on a Scary Interesting I'm basic. Lot of workplace and maritime disasters with him too.
>>34558571F. I don't play video games much, but being a Saiyan seems like the obvious choice.
>>34558591I'm a black dude who grew up in a white area. I think I know what they're referring to. Terrible bait btw.
>>34558551desu i want more than just a friend
>>34558571MSaiyan. Super saiyan is cool.
>>34558604You definitely don't want a 4chan guy then.
Men what's the cap? Where would you start to be judgemental of wedding dress cost? Assume you're not footing the bill. It's her money she's spending. $700?$1500?$5000?More than the ring?
>>34558603You still took bit it
>>34558603Can I call you my nigga
>>34558505So Scott is asking Ramona for the vid of her cumming?
>>34558526I don't think you need a friend that badly.
>>34558608I think it's relative to their income
>>34558614What percentage of her yearly salary would make you balk then?
>>34558608i don't really think i'd have a cap (not the attitude i'd want to go into with wedding planning), but i do think i'd wonder what she's really after if she's trying to spend abhorrent amounts on dresses, and work something out to make her happy
>>34558608Lol idfk I'm not getting married
What's the female equivalent of tall, dark, and handsome?Slim-thick and pretty?
>>34558617Maybe 2%?
>>34558618>what she's really afterA $7000 dress she's had on a pinterest board for years. Would your opinion change if she intended to resell it for more than half what she paid for it after?
How desirable is a skinny 5'3" man with schizophrenia but a nice face in the dating market?
>>34558585No. More men should speak up.
>>34558621Slim, thicc, and ready for dick
Either gender, how would you rate Fred from Fred's Voice ASMR channel lookswise out of 10? He is 6'4 and built like Thor.Also he has a deep English accent, does that make him more attractive?
>>34558624well that's kind of what i mean, what is trying to be achieved, here? how important is it/what is the motivation to have that specific dress? i'd rather her get something she doesn't have to like plan to sell afterward
>>34558607you're right but i usually have more in common with the (non-retarded) ones
>>345586285/10not into blonde men and his height doesn't mean much to me. also not fond oh his facial hair and ginormous bulbous nose. also his hair is long but unkempt so he might as well keep it short or take better care of it. nice teeth though
>>34558621Willing
>>34558630Maybe look for guys who like to read, or play strategy games?
>>34558621Alive and legal
>>34558633>5/10Damn... Can you link a picture of a 10/10?
>>34558640Have you heard of Hasan Piker?
>>34558641i know a guy who looks like hasan piker irl, and he's a massive tweaker and a bitch (which is an odd combination)
>>34558582Kais are demonsKai are not a race it's a job title
>>34558640sure, give me a minute>>34558641hasan piker is disgusting, i hate him too much as person to see that big chimp as attractive in any regard
>>34558641xqc mogs
>>34558579Cooked some yesterday, my friends liked it.
do you think tik tok algorithm engineer will be a career one day? Like you build other people algorithm for them
Sweet Anita is the hottest person on twitch
>>34558609Yeah to play along.>>34558610I don't really care. It's the internet. It's up to you.
>>34558648this is already a thing, and has roots in SEO experts creating webpages to leverage search engine algorithms
>>34558648AI will replace all compsci jobs.
>>34558656wrong
>>34558622So if she makes 50k a year something more than $1000 would give you pause? I think personally I'd tap out if it was more than I make in a month. And to spend that much it would need to be perfect. The perfect wedding dress is worth a month's work but an almost perfect but not quite dress is only worth about a week.>>34558629>what is trying to be achievedI don't think a lot of men get the whole thing about how clothes make you feel. I could get married in a dress I don't feel great in but I'd be feeling shitty about that the whole time because we also paid for the professional photographer and invited most of the people we like that we want to think well of us. I want it to feel like "me" and be pretty. If I found a $200 dress that I was hyped about I'd be fine with that but if "the dress" is more expensive than I'd like it to be but I don't have to sell my car to get it I might just go for it anyway. This is all hypothetical anyway I'm just a big supporter of spending $300 once on the thing you actually want rather than $100 on a shittier version of it and dealing with the regret or repeated replacements depending on the situation.Tldr: wearing a dress that feels wrong would haunt me and I'm willing to invest significantly in making sure I feel and look amazing.
>>34558621blonde with big tits
>>34558608If she has to go into thousands of dollars worth of debt for a wedding dress, then it's a problem. Her debt problem will become my debt problems.
>>34558660So what's the male equivalent of redheaded women?
>>34558658Prove me wrong
>>34558663You just don't understand what it takes to make thing works reliably and AI can never do that by itself
>>34557939Todes are CUTE!I dunno who these tubby buddies are so look up "Anaxyrus/Bufo species in Brazil"
>>34558662Those dutch gigachads
Women how would you feel if a could could make you cum with his fingers/mouth but when he actually fucked you he came in 2 or 3 minutes
>>34558664If jeets can do it, why can AI?
>>34558659i have a weird relationship to identity in general so i can't really empathize, but i'd want prospective wifey to have whatever she needs, and if THAT specific dress is part of that, then i'd find a way for us to make it happen. i wouldn't want her to worry about recouping costs on top of trying to get the wedding right, though. maybe i should start funneling money into an account in case i get married someday
Why the fuck can't I find a good cover of Charlie Puth - Attention in Arabic?
>>34558669do what exactly?
>>34558584Hot
>>34558661>debt You're assuming a woman who's serious about this doesn't have a "dress fund" that she's been putting money into for the past 6 years?She has the money, there's no debt. It's a question of the amount of money that would make you think something judgemental. Where's the line where you're going to think it's a stupid waste of money even if all her other bills are paid?
>>34558672Why do you need such a thing
>>34558673Replace compsci jobs
>>34557939Girls, how would you feel if you found out your guy likes to listen and fall asleep to ASMR girls? More specifically breathy whisper and mouth sound styles.As in basically every night
>>34558662A red headed man. Also I find red hair more attractive than blonde hair, but I never understood why that hair colour has been considered weird for several decades. I get origins of the weird belief and suspicions, but how did it last this long?
>>34558593>>34558608It’s not fairThey make everything so expensive. Yea I can get a wedding dress for a hundred bucks but I’ll look like shit
>>34558685Ginger men are considered unattractive though.
>>34557939Females. What are your thoughts on my new daily sneakers?
>>34558686That's why you don't pay for it, your betrothed does.
What are some things that trigger your primal ape brain, /atoga/? >eating a fatty piece of meat like ribs or chicken thighs with my hands>seeing a woman with a venus tummy>carrying a log
Why don't women rent wedding dresses?
I fucking hate trash duty I’m so bad at at it. I forget what days they pick it up and I forget to bring the bins back. Need a moid who does it himself
>>34558692they do though
>>34558690He’s going to be broke, I only date homeless men
>>34558693use an alarm?
>>34558693You better suck a mean dick.
>>34558679Nostalgia. I grew up listening to Haifa Wehbe and other Arab language pop music on the car radio and I like to hear English language pop translated into that language. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBc0h3IVjkc
>>34558628He calls pickles "gherkins" and does a lot of rude ASMR, which I don't like. But his voice is very relaxing.
>>34558699I remember seeing memes of this shit
>>34558695Snowbunny?
Bought a shampoo in a store and it didn’t have a seal on it :( do I just use it up or go return it
>>34558678You would be surprised with the amount of people, and especially women who would or do go into debt for their disney princess wedding. If she can afford it, then whatever, as long I'm not expected fork over thousands of dollars for the engagement ring, wedding ring and suit separately. As for the line, anything over $1500. Why, because the extra money could be put towards something we'll actually several times instead of just once.
>>34558633>his height doesn't mean much to me.Brutal.
>>34558682Shit, I do too.
>>34558704return it
>>34558704Your hair will fall out from the toxins it's been adulterated with.
>>34558688Even ginger women got clowned on for some reason, but it's less acceptable for a man to have red hair if he's anything less than very good looking for some reason.
in bed do women actually like being pounded into and do men like being ridden in that aggressive up and down movement? Movie sex scenes always make it seem like aggressive borderling animalistic fucking is how to show the characters are either very in love with each other or very horny and near full of lust
>>34558656I talked to a 10x writes his own ticket Software Engineer yesterday at the pub I go to on Friday nights. Let's just say he was glad he is close to retirement. He works for a medium company and they haven't hired any engineers in the last 2 years even the company has doubled in sales and profits. We are so fucked.
>>34558686No one said anything about a wedding dress for a hundred bucks. You can probably get something pretty decent-nice around $1000-1500.
>>34558709I don’t feel like it
>>34558608Piggy backing off thisWomen what's the minimum you would want spent on your wedding ring? Do you have a stone/design preference?What's your dream wedding place and theme?
>>34558703What the fuck?
>>34558711My hair is falling out anyway. I think I’ve lost half my volume in the past three weeks. It’s over
>>34558699lmao what is this
>>34558717what if your hair fall out
>>34558701>does a lot of rude ASMR, which I don't likeHis Rude English Gentleman videos are his 2nd most popular after his Ultra Fast Barber stuff.
>>34558718I don’t know
>>34558668I'd force >him to sex for longer after he cummed.
>working with this qt girl for a long time>kinda had a crush on her for a long time too but after she rejected me i just didnt try anymore>she did love the attention however>today i enter my job>one of the coworkers walks up and says "hey man did you hear shes single now??">...okay ?>she was smiling way more than usual to me and asked me to help her with some thingsi genuinely like her a lot but her hot and cold games over time just pissed me off too much.
>>34558608Just wear a nice summer dress or something. What is it with this whole marriage thing anyways? Can't you show a bit of pragmatism and not larp as a 19th century peasant girl who has to "marry".
Should I fuckin leave this place
>>34558608In no world should the dress ever cost more than the ring.<10% of the wedding budget is pretty common though I think.
I am very multicultural and cosmopolitan in my worldview, which I think makes me an outlier on the 4chan. But surely someone else here shares this outlook, yes?
>>34558668Depends on the reliability and duration of round 2>>34558671Well I appreciate your sympathy since empathy is off the table. I'm sure some people use it as a status symbol but the vast majority of women just want to find the dress that feels special and like "her" and all the really nice fancy hand done detail stuff adds up.I wouldn't worry about saving money for the wedding before you even have a partner but I can't talk there like 400 pins on my very organized wedding board.>>34558692This is a thing that happens.Problem with that is alterations. It has to fit you perfectly. >>34558705I'm not surprised lol. I always think of this friend of my mom's who keeps going to fucking disney instead of finishing the upstairs of her house. It's a priorities thing. So past $1500 you prioritize other things over the dress and would judge her if she didn't. I feel like that's reasonable. I also wouldn't judge the girl who wants to spend 7k so long as she's got it to spend though.
>>34558734do you think it'd make you less miserable, miseryposter?
>>34558733Pragmatism is boring and lame
>>34558732be direct and non chalant it will work trust
>>34558728How would you do that if it went soft?
At what age do you think boys should get their first gun? State gender.
>>345587344chan is like The Amazing Digital Circus in that aspect.
>>34558734Yes. Get out while ye can!
>>34558738no. i unironically think humanity should be replaced by machines.
>>34558738>multicultural and cosmopolitan in my worldviewI am thinking liberal european with some colonial guilt
for those who don't remember demon people look like this non human skin colorbig pointed ears also demon is really an umbrella term demon includes subspecies like Glinds, these are the guys you see as kais king kai, shin/nahare, mr. popo, elder kai,kibito namkikans, piccolo, kami, dendemajins, buu, duu and kuu unspecified race of demon ,everyone else namely glorio,panzy, anyone with pointed ears could be considered a demon but not everyone with pointed ears actually is one, for example even through her status as a canon character is debatable Android 21 when in her majin state has pointed ears as a typical demon would and the manga only group The Heeters all have pointed ears too Elec, Maaki, Oil and Gas
>>3455874518
>>34558745Growing up where we hunted all the time for food, I had my own gun at 12, but I was never allowed to take it out alone.
do I really need to be smiling in dating app pictures?
>>34558752>State gender
>>34558726I also don't like ultra fast. It's the biggest reason I don't like April's ASMR.
>>34558743I can still use it soft.
wanted to sleep but i have erection that just won't go.curse you femanons
>>34557939Girls, why do you claim to be pro trans and act like they are real women. But then get grossed out and get the ick if you found out a guy who is interested in you is into trans girls (more so if he acted on it)
>>34558750Uhhhh.... what the fuck are you talking about?
>>34558746Are you going to watch the finale in theaters?
>>34558715Damn.
>>34558762Yes.
>>34558760you're watching POV: autism right there, poor guy probably thought we were still on the dragonball bit from earlier.
>>34558733ThisMarriage degrades women
>>34558764Have fun!
>>34558713>do women actually like being poundedYou have to work up to it>do men like being ridden in that aggressive up and down movementYes, but slow up and down is good too
>>34558738>I am very multiculturalYou're a white European. Most cultures value marriage highly.
>>34558718I'm honestly not sure. Definitely a fan of stones that are not a diamond in a bigger carat size rather than a tiny diamond. And lab grown is preferable to slave mined. Personalization + durability over precious/luxurious materials.Ballparking because I don't know much about rings but I think it would hurt my feelings if he spent less than $500 without talking to me about it first and I'd be anxious if he spent more than $2500 even with insurance. I'm meant to wear it every day I don't want a whole ass new car on my hand that's too much responsibility for me.
>>34558754Guy no, girl yes
Women, thoughts on guys with big eyes? Is it an ick?
>>34558777what is a good guy picture? any tech?
>>34558505I've literally had this conversation more than once
>>34558779no its attractive
>>34558780Take a picture with a dog, don't look directly into the camera.
>>34558505they DO! especially when ovulating! bless their horny little souls <3
>>34558779How big?
What am I if I think that both incels and radfems are right about dating?
>>34558738Tell us more about how enlightened you are.
Taco truck girl will be there tonight. I’m manifesting it rn
>>34558789really fucking annoying get a job you loser
>>34558763He's keeping his job by putting everyone else out of jobs, and I think that will be the trend everywhere. 1/10th the number of Engineers, and only the elite will remain.
>>34558789I don't know, but I also think both incels and femcels are mostly right.
>>34558785Wouldn't the shape of the eye matter?
>>34558733>nice summer dressThat's what the guests will be wearing. The bride is meant to stand out and be a step above. Why bother with the wedding at all if that's the attitude just go to the courthouse and have a barbeque? Which is fine too in reality that's probably what I would do but it's nice to dream. The real dream is to make my dress myself but I'm not good enough yet.>>34558735I think I agree with this generally speaking.>>34558745Depends on how the kid acts not his age. Some 12 year olds could probably handle a gun responsibly and there are plenty of 30 year olds who shouldn't have them.
>>34558785Are you sure? I feel it makes me look somewhat childlike. >>34558788How do I answer this?
>>34558791Choke fuck her instead of spilling your sperghetti
:(
>>34558799what now, broad?
>>34558797>How do I answer this?A picture
>>34558793I bet the billionaires will just exterminate the poor and middle class once AI advances to a certain point.
>>34558759It's not the trans women it's being confronted with the mental image of him fucking an asshole that's not yours. It's gross to think about. With cis women there's plausible deniability because they've got the other hole.
>>34558792The job search is toigh >>34558794Incels and radfems should date, I think it might actually work out well Is there a radfem version of "fakecel" where she's not considered a true radical feminist because she's dating a man, like how an incel who gets a gf is a fakecel because he's not a true incel
Is it actually difficult for super short (below 5'6") guys to date? Or is that exaggerated online?And do they ever feel hurt that most women who are open to them say it's"in spite of" their height?
>>34558799What's the problem?
>>34558807yes it is and no it isn't exaggerated. simply pit: if you're a short man, it's fucking OVER
>>34558807It's tough, but not impossible.
>>34558740Fix your radar
>>34558807i'd choose a 5'6 guy over a 6'6 guy any day
>>34558805Um, trans womyn can have pussies too
>>34558814no. i've been around here lessatelt and am genuinely happier for it, vacation from the regulars that plague this place
>>34558807I don't think it is a problem really but some women do filter on that
>>34558798I shall. She’s probably been thinking about me, flicking her bean to me, thinking “oh, when will I see him again” and then she’ll be all over me when she sees me tonight and we’ll go back to her place and fuck fuck fuck!
>>34558759I believe in treating everyone with decency and respect. You have the right to live your life however you please and identify however you like. That doesn't mean I have to agree with it. But I have no issue with men that do that, nor do I have an issue with bi or gay men.
>>34558819*less lately>>34558816t. short and smelly femcelyou maku me raugh
>>34558816I choose to believe this.
Have you converted anyone into a homosexual lifestyle?
>>34558827whats wrong with being a short and smelly femcel.. i wear deodorant
>>34558807Noted Gym Influencer 225 is only 5'6 and he said he mogged Clavicular when and forced him to ditch their collab.https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXqFmKrAGJI/
>>34558829I conviced two friends to be phisolophy majors
>>34558826Would you date a guy with an mtf ex?
>>34558831Where's the mogging
>>34558817Who has the money for that though?I've dated bisexual men this isn't actually a problem for me I'm just making shit up.
>>34558832this is way funnier than it has any right to be
>>34558832>phisolophy
>>34558830there's nothing wrong, i just find your character amusing. tiny guys for teensy women, it's almost too cute
>>34558807>>34558820Remember back in the day when those hot women were talking shit about meeting Taylor Lautner in person because he was so short. Some of them were Team Jacob and immediately flipped to Team Edward. And he was even 5'9 (allegedly)
>>34558829>Have you converted anyone into a homosexual lifestyle?I've noticed that after about 8 years of cuck porn, I'm starting to have thoughts of sissification. But I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy
>>34558837>>34558839they actually love it so I did good
>>34558834I got mogged once as a tourist in a popular seaside town. Bastards took my wallet, passport, everything.
>>34558840tallfags are so weird..
>>34558832>>34558844Good evening Saar!
>>34558842What was weird to me was the then 40+ year old women who wanted to fuck Robert Pattinson when he was still a young, pre-legal teenager.
>>34558848how many languages do you speak?
>>34558846how the hell am i being weird? besides, don't you have toys to go make up at the north pole?
>>34558759I don't do that because I, too, am attracted to trans women. I had a fleeting crush on a trans friend and I think she did too, but the timing was bad. That said, it is on the same level as any ex if there was any actual contact. I am jealous and evil about anyone my bf even went on a failed date with.I get the feeling this is targeted at str8 girls though, and they are a different case. Bi4bi is peak.
>>34558739I wouldn't judge her if she made good money and didn't need to save up for half a year to afford the dress, but if she's making 50k per year then she likely had to save up for at least 6 months to buy the dress, which is dumb, but fuck it, it's her life. If she was my fiance, I'd convince her to lower her budget unless she made good money.
Women, please stop pretending you aren't hopelessly obsessed with us.I know you're just trying to make manlets feel better, but remember that false hope poisons the soul.>t. 6'5
>>34558855Aren't you single
>>34558750Is this from dragon ball fusions?
>>345588510.75
>>34558857he is actually a gm in starcraft so watch your mouth ok?
>>34558861>>34558857I'm not that guy
>>34558850When was that? He was 18 when he started filming the first Harry Potter film, and older than that for the twilight series.
>>34558640sorry, i couldn't come up with anything besides, whatever guy I fall in love with next. can't post the last one due to an order of protection
>>34558850NtaHe was 22 in the first movie. Playing a 117 year old who's physically 17. Moral gray area and the bored horny moms took it and ran with it.
>>34558867>order of protectionWhat did a female mean by this?
>>34558740I'm not your e crush faggot stop calling my that
>>34558864But you are single
>>34558633I'm beginning to think most women are not actually straight. They really don't find any men attractive.
>>34558857Currently but I have like 4 girls on my roster rn (other one was too clingy). Trying to sexo one of them. I got a couple more matches today and one of them seems like a whore so I can definitely sexo her easy
>>34558855Shut up, ugly.
>>34558877>Trying to sexoLmaoooo
>>34558851i give my language skills a 6 out of 7
>>34558873hey listen buddy, it's not my fault you write like an emo girl, that clearly goes pretty deep and is something i can't help you with
>>34558875Yeah, case in point here --> >>34558867
>>34558874Sort of, I'm still fucking my ex, but we're technically broken up.
>>34558884>>34558875Take the yellow pill
>>34558854Saving a little at a time over like 3 years to pay for something extravagantly expensive makes more sense to me than saving hard for 6 months. This kind of shit (and waiting lists for venues and catering companies and whatnot) are why engagements are so damn long now. >I'd convince her to lower her budgetAnd if you couldn't convince her? Like would this turn into a fight or would you let it go.
>>34558881I saw a bunch of girls doing that the other day it was so funny
>>34558886it is done. i will see you on the other side, brother
Women aren't attracted to looks at all, just power and status.
>>34558060She is beautiful/pretty, but not my type of very attractive in a physical way
>>34558745MI don't think I'd let one use one unsupervised until he was 18, but I'd let a kid under ten use certain guns under my supervision.
>>34558891keep telling yourself that incel
>>34558060Not even remotely. She is maybe a 4/10.
>>34558161I prefer toys in the bedroom
>>34558161i'm not the one that'll be cumming my pants off, it should scare the foid if anything, unless i am tied up or something then i'm getting scared
So damn mad
today i went to a bar with people my age for an two hours and i felt so happy to finally doing sonething social with people my age after so long, and it was a great opportunity to work on my social skills
>>34558891They're attracted to all three, but she'd probably want you more on an animalistic level if you're very attractive.
>>34558833I don't see why not.
>>34558903good job anon what did you learn or observerose bud and thorn of the night
>>34558903that is pretty cool
>>34558538>likes BBC
Foids lick my nipples pls
>>34558882I didn't even say anything. You are an obsessed retard.
I just randomly started disassociating out of nowhere what the fuck. How do I stop this it's scary and very freaky
>>34558911well okay princess i'll keep that in mind lol
>>34558550It shows arm and upper chest skin in some way, clearly exposed neck, I prefer it to look like an actual wedding dress, and not like a simple prom dress. Texture doesn't matter too much. In general I like smooth, but to get that wedding look, rough isn't a bad thing. It should be majority white, but something like white but faint pink or yellow isn't bad either. Most importantly, she needs to love it herself.
>>34558909they are all crusty and hairy
Women is it an ick if a guy has dental fillings
>>34558734>>34558873I'm like 85% certain that this is >all the women I've been with want me to cut and forcefem me :(
Men don't even just make out anymore they go straight for the boobs.
>>34558920guy are you having women examining the inside of your mouth, who is blowing who here
I just got here and someone is talking about me...
>>34558621Busty or slim, tanned, and hot sound like analogous words
>>34558921I don't have an identity
women my shit has the consistency and flavor of motor oil. is this a deal breaker?
>>34558922making out with your nipple
>>34558930HOW MANY CLANKERS ARE YOU EATING OUT
>>34558922I usually get reprimanded for ignoring the boobs
>>34558930>flavorNigga?
I want to make out with a woman's armpit
>>34558926hiii
>>34558937Hello!
>>34558926that someone has a name, asshole
>>34558941I dont know your name anon
>>34558943nobody cared about who i was until i put on the mask
>>34558887So that's why the time between proposing and weddings are so long? Seems like a waste of money when you can direct it towards something that will last much longer and can be a huge benefit for you and your partner in the next several years or so. If saving a few hundred a month for a few years to get that ridiculously expensive wedding is worth it, then go wild I guess. As for my hypothetical fiance, if I couldn't convince her, then I'd drop it and the budget for something else will be slashed by however amount to make up for that expensive dress. I'd rather not spend multiple tens of thousands of dollars on a wedding and 3 years of saving isn't worth it when it could be directed towards something that isn't a one day event. I get that weddings are important and I would want mine to look nice and be meaningful for my wife to be, her family, my family, our friends and myself, but extreme penny pinching for a few years for a wedding just doesn't seem like a wise decision.
>>34558947jared leto??????? huge fan of 30 seconds to mars
>>34558936Too ticklish.
:3
>>34558936I want to kiss >his inner thighs.
During sex how much time spent on boobs is too much?
I can tolerate a lot of pain but my thighs are very sensitive
>>34558954haaaaii ^_^
All this boob talk. I'm a guy. I just want a girl who will massage my chest and tell me it's going to be okay.
>>34558958I think the whole time is fine if you're casual about it. And not trying to titty twist me.
Women are you fucking the text man for texts
>>34558965No. I'm texting ya'll bullshit so I don't have to.
>>34558965i don't even have a text man in my life :(
>>34558961How are you doing anon? :D
>>34558963you're gonna be disappointed, women no longer possess any maternal instinct, which is why they aren't reproducing
>>34558958For me, I hate any amount of tit touching.
*Aggressively touches your (left) boob*
How come we cant touch women's chests but they can touch my chest? That doesnt seem fair
>>34558974Gay faggot
Please dont touch my left boob
>>34558971Jh?
>>34558981What about your right boob?
She was an American girl
>>34558974Hng
>>34558982Yeh.
I think I have some sort of poisoning from ingesting hydraulic fluid
>>34558989Call poison control
I envy people with small dicks
>>34558969i'm doing okay! how about yew?
>>34558993What's it like with a fat thing betwixt your legs.
>>34558993huh? why? i don't think having a smaller pen0r is as bad as people pretend but i'm not sure if there is anything to really envy
>>34558991I'm shivering and my head is pulsing
>>34558996Its really hard to hide a boner and stroking it can get a bit tiring so i end up using both hands which is also tiring
>>34558996You'd fucking know
>>34559002Nooo male anon please dont die of hydraulic fluid poisoning!! We need you! Please call poison control!
>>34558999Cant wear tight jeans
It's hot how women's boobs squish together when they make out.
>>34558963faggot with gyno post
>>34558989Whyd you drink that
tfw too fat and weird to get a bfSIGH
>>34558995Im doing well, cant complain :)
i need a dominant and sexually aggressive gf who is also sexually submissive
>>34559007that's not a male you whore
>>34559012It was an accident. I think I'm better now anyways.
I feel fat again
>>34559022Get some activated charcoal
>>34558988Damn, that sleep arrangement really doesn't do you well.
>>34559026I don't have any and the pharmacy is closed
goddamn you don't hate coomers enough, they ruin everything
>>34559033Why did you drink thT
>>34559023hot…
>>34559039I didn't do it on purpose I was trying to fix something
imagine defending sex pests because you are one
bro sounds like the type to masturbate in church
>>34559041Quite the opposite actually
>>34559050depends.. are you actually fat or just insecure?
My armpits smell like latex gloves
>missing the point this hard I sure hope you do this on purpose and not due to genuine low IQ
>>34559054I dont know anymore
>>34559057step on the scale and report back
>>3455905875kg
nice concession, I accept your defeat
>>34559060not fat at all :|
>make an effort to make my inner monologue more positive>life becomes effortlessDamn...
>>34559005The 12" is a back problem. But like real ones can potentially inflate and deflate, causing new counterbalance issues.Do men with big dicks have back problems too?
>>34559062Now I feel better thanks :) You sound disappointed though
>>34559067are u F or M?
everything
>>34559068M
>>34559075How tall r u? R u white?
I wonder if Graham is still around?
>>34559076177cm and no im not white im the anon that wanted to bleach his skin
>>34559077Like the cracker guy?
>>34559080anon u should be nicer to urself
>>34559083Yeah, he said he looks like that once.
>>34559083Yeah whatever happened to him I'm a big fan of his work
>>34559085I said I wasnt gonna do it since it gives you skin cancer apparentlyAlso losing weight counts as me being nice to myself doesnt it?
>>34558948It just sucks that even the most basic ass no personality weddings cost like 10k. I'd rather spend more and have it be what I want or not do it at all you know what I mean? If I don't have a ridiculously exorbitant decor budget I'm not bothering.
Moids, don't put your weiner in the peanut butter, ok?
>>34559104how else am i supposed to get a bitch to blow me?
>>34559105You ask nicely, with money.*spray bottle*
>>34559104Why would I put my penis in there???
>>34559108kittenposter doesn't seem to care much about money
>>34559110You wouldn't!
Men, have you listened to your daily 48 Laws of Powers audio affirmations yet?
>>34559112wouldn't what!
>>34559110what?
>>34559115BV is under the impression i should ask you nicely and offer to pay you for a blowjob instead of slathering nut butter on my cob to make it more enticing. what do you think?
I was a douche bag to this occultist girl in high school, and I unironically think she cursed me. How do I reverse this?
>>34559122Reach out to her and apologize.
>>34559123this
>>34559123I don't even remember her name and not sure she remembers me either. I will have to buy a school yearbook or something.
I think about that girl I used to cut with a lot
>>34559122>>34559125She probably doesn't even remember you or the curse either. So it's too late. What's happening and let's discuss.
A lot of people ask me if I'm autistic of ADHD but I'm not. I'm just retarded.
>>34559125you can try softening the effect by blessing her and by genuine regret for your actions
Men, is it true you don’t hold the door open for women you aren’t attracted to?
>>34559129You can be retarded and adhd and autistic.
>>34559133I do it for everyone
>>34559136I'm not though.
>>34559133i hold doors for everyone, it's called "being a gentleman"
>>34559133Yes, I do it for everyone
Is there such a thing as a gentlewoman?
>>34559133I begrudgingly do it for old ladies
>>34559147It’s just called lady
do you think i'm autistic?
I think you're annoying as shit and should shut the fuck up
>>34559147No idea, but sometimes I want to be treated like the “woman” in the relationship but I don’t think they’d want this
>>34559154I wonder how many marshmellows I could fit in my mouth at one time.
>>34559141But you're retarded, how would you know.
>>34559157I wonder how many people have choked to death playing chubby bunny
How do i smile? I dont know how to do it
>>34559133I actually am rather avoidant and probably would be less likely to hold the door open for someone I felt attracted to
I once almost chocked on a marshmallow as a kid and now i hate them
>>34559152Did you know that cats whiskers are radar sensors?
>>34559160A considerable handfull. Also japan has their own similar disaster with mochi.
>>34559157>>34559160
>>34559167lol, weak
>>34559171THATS NOT A CAT!!!!
>>34559162You have to trial an error with your facial muscles with a mirror to see what looks good and then remember how to do that without looking in the mirror by feel.
>>34559160ngl my front two bunny teeth would make it difficult to fill my mouth
>>34559175Thats not funny i cried a lot :(
>>34559171>bnuuy postingFRUUAAD!!!!!!!!!!
NEW !!!>>34559081>>34559081>>34559081NEW !!!
>>34559184abloobloo
>>34559177>have to look at myself in the mirrorAh nevermind then
>>34559186what the hell is wrong with you
>>34559170>mochi This feels even more dangerous than marshmallows to me I think my record was 12>>34559183How? This doesn't make sense? They're marshmallows not rocks do you have some kind of jaw injury combined with beaver teeth so you have to ingest your food via straw through the side of your mouth?
>>34559186wtf?
>>34559186>Page 3Why though
>>34559186Are you actually retarded?
state genderrank these>fearmongering>warmongering>fishmongering>whoremongering>clickmongering>griftmongering>chaosmongering>tittle-tattlemongering>scandalmongering>cheesemongering>ironmongering>(You)mongering
>>34559209Boring
>>34559209F>cheesemongering>fishmongeringtwo of my favorite things
>>34559186Based
>>34559098If you don't make good money, then it's a bad choice. You're entering a marriage with a ton debt because you wanted an ultra extravagant wedding. Your two other options are yo lower your budget or spend the next 5+ years saving up for that kind of wedding.
I DONT KNOW WHAT THREAD IS THE REAL ONE!!!
Do you think I will get a tummy ache if I eat too many olives? I am cannot stop eating olives and yoghurt.
>>34559222Are you a real one?
>>34559228what olives? what yoghurt? how much have you already had?
>>34559133For me, no. I'll hold the for anyone if they're close enough or if their hands are full. I wouldn't hold the door for a woman simply because she's a woman.
>>34559228Do Greeks really?
>>34559221>ultra extravagantSee that's the thing the 10k isn't for an ultra extravagant wedding. That's cheap white folding chairs and minimal decor prices. People paying for their own drinks. I wouldn't pay 10k for that kind of event it's not worth it. So it's either save more or skip the whole thing and head to the courthouse. If anything I'd shrink the guest list so it could be the way I wanted it to be for fewer people instead of inviting 150 people to a boring shitshow.
GenderColor of your hair?
>>34559222Neither are real, this is all a figment of each of our imagination
>>34559235f, caca
>>34559229since day one
>>34559235MBlack
>>34559230mediterranean olive mix with bay leaf and light olive oil. plain vanilla greek. if the shops were open, i might run to grab some grape leave snacks. my girl dinner kek
State gender. Corn tortillas or flour tortillas?
>>34559235FReally dark brown.It's very obviously brown in the sun but people are always like "woah what the fuck that's so dark" when I cut my hair and there's a piece of my wet hair on the sink or something.>>34559249Depends, but probably corn.
>>34559235F yes but I havnt in a while. super naturalesque dusty blonde/redish rn. I prefer to color it dark but been depressy lately.
I want to kill that part of my brain that makes me want to insert my penis inside a vagina
>>34559235Do men like long hair on ladies?
>>34559235MDark brown wavy hair
>>34559259Yes. And short. And medium.
>>34559255My brain hasn't felt that in a while. I wish I could get horny
>>34559249Flour, im too white to enjoy corn tortillas. Yes i cook them on a hot skillet and make sure they have the right amount of moisture. Flour just tastes better to me
>>34559269I respect that. I'm trying corn tortillas now and I like it a lot
>>34559267>all cats are grey in the darkI get it now
>>34559234I didn't say 10k is extravagant. Why is it so important for you to have a disney princess like wedding? Why is that worth going into debt or several years to possibly a decade of savings.
>>34559248>plain vanilla greekWut
>>34559248Do you ever add anything to your yogurt? Personally I like to break up frozen dark chocolate into it
Do women like this exist?
>>34559282I like fruit a lot. Usually honey, bee pollen or chia, too
>>34559275>disney princess like We haven't even discussed what I want you're making assumptions. It's important for it to look a certain way or I don't want it. I'm not requiring that it he expensive obviously it would be better if it wasn't. But if you need to cover 30 tables and the tablecloths are $60 each that shit adds up. And there are 100 things like that to consider. Sure you could rent the ugly plain white ones for like 1/6th of the cost but that's depressing. If my options are plain white tablecloths or nothing I choose nothing. If it doesn't aesthetically please me then what's the point.
>>34559291Some of them, to a given degree of "exist" Look for Caucasian-Korean mixes. They will probably need heavy make-up to achieve something like this
>>34559294You can add honey to Greek yogurt? I know there's nothing stopping you but wouldn't that mess with the texture?
Is there a greek larper here, wtf is going on
>>34559301Why would it? If you added a shit ton maybe.
>>34559301Yogurt with a drizzle of honey and chopped walnuts is a very classic greek dessert
>>34559272I love this man
Gender+ What was the last big change you made in your life and how long ago was it?
>>34559304Idk I've never tried it>>34559305But I will now
>>34559310I started a new job months ago.
>>34559310M; Studied for JLPT N5 last year, which I failed (barely). I'm not taking it again but I've moved on to N4 material a couple weeks ago.
>>34559310FIdk what constitutes a big change reallyI don't think I've made any changes that feel big to me like, ever. But if new job counts then January.
Do you agree with her? Are you the same?
>>34559320Any woman who's hot makes me uncomfortable.
>>34559320They don't make me uncomfortable just by existing in my vicinity but if they're within 5 feet of me or looking at me yeah. It's not about them though I don't like being observed by people I don't want to interact with like I'd rather an ugly man make eye contact with me in public than have to talk to my mom's bitch neighbor.
>>34559295If your dream wedding is going to cost a pretty penny and you want it that bad, but you and your fiance aren't making the kind of money that could pay off the wedding costs in a relatively short amount of time, then it's probably a better idea to be more realistic. It's your life so you can do whatever you want, but personally, I'd rather not spend the next 10 years of my life paying off my wedding. Absolute perfection just isn't worth it sometimes. I use the term "disney princess like" because it's the ideal scenario for a lot of women. Your princess wedding is different compared to another person's princess wedding. If it's worth it to you then go for it. I'm just some guy in this thread so my words shouldn't mean much, plus it's just my opinion. There's no right or wrong here.
Is this hairstyle attractive to men?
>>34559326>looking at meI do this on the subway
>>34559320Things like this is why quite a few men are reluctant to approaching women, and why "confidence" doesn't matter as much as some people claim. You're not changing her mind if she already made her mind up about based off a short glance. Unless you have money god tier level charisma.
>>34559328I'd rather wait and piggybank than go into debt for it you seem really preoccupied with the debt thing. Spending 10 years setting aside some here and some there, with some money from both of our parents and a lot of diy makes a lot more sense than putting it all on a credit card. My cousin and her husband did the courthouse thing then saved for 2 years for the actual wedding.I just don't see the point in doing it at all if it's not what you want it to be. I'm okay with realistic if realistic means no wedding at all what I'm not okay with is a lame boring ugly wedding that's STILL expensive.Think forest nymph rather than princess I'm sorry but the princess thing is really bothering me. Princesses are out nobody wants to be them any more I want to be a boy witch but hot.
>>34559334*bog witchBoy witch sounds like a Crunchyroll original series
>>34559331On the appropriate face and head, yeah. A common pitfall people fall into regardless of gender when they get a haircut is that they think they want the hairstyle when what they really want is the face. I'm going to trust your judgement though and conclude, yes the hairstyle is attractive. Bitches with shaved sides are hot more often then not.
>>34559331Most of them do not like it but the ones who do like it really like it
>>34559331It gives me the vibe that you might bite my dick off, probably a good fit for someone with resting bitchface. Pretty much what >>34559342 said
>>34559347You are replying to a male
>>34559351then the hair cut is not going to work obviously
I just had one of the dumbest dreams I've ever had.I dreamed I had a stepbrother I knew nothing about.State genderWhat's a dream you recently had that stuck with you?
>>34559331I like it, but I'm probably not the type you're going for.
>>34559354MI dream often but I keep forgetting them when I wake up I suppose the one where I was having dinner with a musician in some mall for celebrities
>>34559354Did he get stuck in the dryer?
>>34559367I don't know that reference.
>>34559354FI've been a depressed stoner for a long time so I don't tend to remember them like I used to. For the past like, decade the only ones I remember are about someone I care about (usually my boyfriend at the time) being really mean to me for no reason. It's been like 7-8 months since I've had one I've remembered?
Did you know cancer cells are basically immortal? Makes you wonder why nobody’s figured out how to reverse engineer that process into something beneficial so humans could achieve biological immortality
>>34559378Because cells are supposed to wear out and die and be replaced on a certain timescale, otherwise the body won't function properly.
My foid, my foid, why have you forsaken me
Is it true that athletic women are interested in pegging?
>>34559380Femanon bruises heels.
>>34559378You don't want them to be immortal. You want to be able to kill it and replace it with a new undamaged version of itself. You'd have to change the way the body repairs itself for immortal cells to be beneficial.
>>34559385This. You'd have to eliminate the Hayflick limit.
>>34559378What you're asking for is to become a mutant for immortality.
>>34559334If you're cool with waiting that long for your dream wedding, then that's great. Personally, I'd rather invest instead saving money for 10 years for the perfect wedding.m so I can retire early. People still want to be princess, hence why many insist upon having their dream wedding be "magical" or wanting to feel like the princess.
>>34559390You should start calling it main character wedding because that anon will keep trying to hang you over the definition of princess. Conveniently ignoring that princesses historically absolutely had the most whimsical bog witch coded weddings in existence.
>>34559390>retire earlyYou're in a different tax bracket than me if this is something you're thinking about. I think we have different ideas of how much I'd be spending on this thing. A lot of it would end up being a time investment instead of money. Making a lot of the stuff myself, growing plants, using decor I bought for my living space or borrowing stuff from my step mom's antique store. Ideally it'll look like it cost twice what it actually did. It's more about wanting the freedom to plan it the way I want to not the way I have to because of budget constraints. That's important to me. I don't realistically see myself ever having the budget to have the wedding I want but if I DID I wouldn't balk at a 35k price tag if it included everything I wanted. That's the "average" wedding cost now. The ones I've been to cost around 10-15k and they were lame. Just not worth it at all. As is I think I have to settle for the courthouse if it ever happens.
>>34559399>main character weddingI know you're being disparaging but that is better>princesses historically absolutely had the most whimsical bog witch coded weddings in existenceExamples pls?
>>34559380
>t. Anon & Femanon after the /atoga/ meet up https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1779184339270036.webm
>>34559422Most wholesome 4chan post
>>34559421PNG obviously. For color accuracy.
>>34559412Modern ones? Princess Eugenie & Jack Brooksbank (2018, Windsor Castle)Prince William & Catherine Middleton (2011, Westminster Abbey)Prince Harry & Meghan Markle (2018, Windsor Castle)Princess Beatrice & Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi (2020, Windsor)Princess Sofia of Sweden & Prince Carl Philip (2015)More historic onesQueen Margaret Tudor & James IV of Scotland (1503, Holyrood Palace, Edinburgh)Catherine of Aragon & Arthur, Prince of Wales (1501, London / Greenwich)Margaret of Austria (Habsburg, late 1400s–early 1500s)And so on and so forth. Basically, thanks to pinterest every middle class girl now thinks they should have a royal wedding.
>>34559426Literally how is that "bog witch" They're in churches/chapels whatever they are not outside and there's lot's of florals that's it this is garbage. These are traditional weddings that only old women would think look nice.
>>34559422Wtf, how?
>>34559428Lol, post what you think is "bog witch" then. Will you have mud pits, fog machines inside cauldrons and taxidermy black cats?
>>34559429Social Media clout and/or money.Obviously this isn’t a Selena Gomez x Benny Blanco situation where they’re actually in love.
>>34559429paying a prostitute, duh
>>34559431nta but id love if a crazy bitch did that, shit sounds so cool
>>34559431I saw zero moss during my investigation of those weddings. Picture the woods with some warm white string lights and that's closer to the idea than those weddings. People who want to have dry weddings have a major advantage you can get a way cheaper venue if they don't allow alcohol on the premises.
>>34559431>>34559434I was considering having a table for dissecting owl pellets as an activity at the wedding. Lots of people do coloring pages.
>>34559439That would be funny as fuck but I don’t know how well that’s run with the guests
To think theres some people out there where excelling socially comes natural to them, life truly is not fair.
>>34559442At least one of my sisters would do one and my grandpa (who's dead) would have liked it so I don't care. Anyone on my side would expect that kind of shit from me lol. My hypothetical husband's friends would be down but idk about family members.
>>34559444>excelling sociallyDo they though? Most if not all of the popular "social butterflies" I've interacted with seem to completely erase everything you talked about from their brain the second a conversation is over
>>34559471sorry anon but sometimes we just have to admit that some ppl are better than us,
Is it normal I want to breakup with him after I found out he dated a landwhale before me? It grosses me out that his cock has been inside her. I've completly lost sexual attraction to him.
>>34559478rofl maybe he’s into feederism and wants to fatten u up next >:D
All a man needs to do to lose his sympathy for women's dating woes is make a catfish profile, either that or look at one their posts on a dating group page. Mid 30 year old women get thousands of likes, comments, and message requests, and you expect me or anyone else to care because you chose Chad McDrugDealer out of your millions of options and got burned again? Fuck off.
>>34559484No, he tells me I need to go to the gym to be a muscle mommy. I am thin and toned but he apparently doesen't like my body enough (yet he dated that fatso).
>>34559489interesting, have you asked him about it?
>>34559493He denies having dated that obese woman (he had posted a pic with her that sayed my trip with my girlfriend and edited it to friend).
>>34559494do you know how long he dated her? or if she was always fat?
>>34559497She was always fat. I think he dated her for about a year and brokeup with her because she was a communist feminist.
>>34559502was she his first gf/ first sexual partner? also howd your bf look at the time compared to now?
>>34558858Yup, nice pull I never played the game I just pulled that image from the wiki
>>34559503No, he has been with 4 woman before her. He doesen't want to admit having dated her.
I just imagine him fucking that landwhale and I get so grossed out I want to puke.
>>34559509no need to be that rude towards bluevalk
Got back from the bar. Dry ass night. There were like 4 women who were attractive there and 2 were taken, not like that’s ever stopped me but hey, they weren’t giving me anything so I kept it chill. Saw some dude that I’ve seen twice before so I decided to talk to him for a bit and he’s cool as fuck, definitely autistic as well and we talked about Magic and anime. What was funnier is that I got more matches in the 3 hours I was out than I have all week so I’m chatting up these hoes. Only problem is that this one girl is 18, coming o to me strong (which is epic) but she put “spectrasexual” in her profile and she’s a total slut based off of her profile, talking about loving older guys because they buy her stuff or whatever. She said she’s available to fuck tomorrow, whenever. Should I do it? Honestly I’m desperate but idk if I’m torta caked in makeup with potentially 20 STDs desperate. She seems cool outside of being a total whore tho. Still, not gf material and possibly not side hoe material either. Should I add her to the roster or nah? I’m also really drunk rn
Gender and gender, is this true?
>>34559478Sounds like you are two retards who deserve each other.Or you are just delusional.Considering you are a woman posting on 4chan, I have a tendency..
>>34559520What does it matter, you guys refuse to believe any woman who says otherwise. Stay miserable.
>>34559523What did you mean by "you guys"?
>>34559525Don't ask me stupid things.
>>34559526Did that illustration break you?
>>34559527Why would it? I'm not a short guy.
>>34559528Maybe a short woman.
>>34559530>short>womanNot really a thing.
>>34559520Myesand what makes it worse is that I prefer tall women
>>34558406For having emotions, struggling with communicating, wanting connection, asking for sex the wrong way, raising kids the wrong way, not doing enough chores (despite actually doing a lot that still isnt enough - mine and the kids laundry, cooking/cleaning kitchen (i just detailed the oven door - it'slooking better than when he bought it), scrubbing his dried shit stains out of the toilet, cleaning up his hairy mess in the bathroom, vacuum/mop, weeding the yard - all that on a regular basis and im noy pulling my weight) too little seasoning of food (he likes salt, theres a salt shaker), serving food at the wrong temp (too hot too cold, im making home made meals, making sure there'sfood when he's off work), not smiling enough (ii do have rbf), basically not being perfect.calling him out on errors or asking things to be done a different way is grounds for verbal abuse and zero accountability. I tried owning my faults - committing to change, accepting him for who he is, catering to his needs/wants, I was ready to commit my whole body/mind/soul to him give him whatever he wants. He just needed to stop name calling and show me he loves me instead of just trusting the words. To him, going to work and providing is love. To me, I want more affection than a peck on the cheek once a day - want him to show any compassion/interest for my feelings. Instead, he emotionally breaks my leg and blames me for limping around.I think he has a brain tumor. How can he go from headoverheels in love to hating me? Have 2 of his kids in 3 years and not expect some emotional turmoil. He's the father of my kids, he's very booksmart, he's handsome, he provides a good home. I made a promise and commitment to him but he's not following through on his end. He's choosing contempt over compassion. He said to expect divorce papers 3 months ago. I begged him to reconsider. Now I get to carry this burden of deciding to break apart the family or continue getting broken apart bit by bit.
>>34559523>to believe any woman who says otherwise
>>34559543>Proving my exact pointThanks Anon.
>>34559545at the end of the day all one has to do is look at the guys she dates or has dated in the past, words are kind of pointless.
>>34559549NtaSo if I made you guys a graph representing the height of all the guys I've had sex with that would shut you up or would you just complain because you can't verify it
Bro, I had the weirdest shit happen to me yesterday at Walmart. I walked past one of those Pokemon card vending machines and saw a group of like 5–6 dudes in their 30s (maybe even 40s) just straight-up posted up in front of it like security guards, scanning everyone who walked by. As soon as I stepped up to the touchscreen to check it out, one of them immediately stepped in and goes, “Sorry dude, just so you know… we were first here.”I was so confused I just said “uh… alright” and walked away. I don’t even collect Pokemon cards, so I had no clue what the hell was going on. What the actual fuck was that about?
>>34559550you're not going to spend time making that regardless.
>>34559553But what if I did>>34559552Scalpers?
>>34559555But how can they scalp a vending machine?
>>34559555>But what if I didthen the graph would be incomplete in some way, like it will miss the number of times you had sex with them, whether they were hookups or ONS, whether you had to swipe on them or the actual circumstances, and so on; pretty much nobody has ever been able to adequately study and describe the dating world of women, a territory that's theirs and theirs alone.
>>34559556Resell them on eBay or whatever for more>>34559557That is a lot of words to say "yes I would complain"
>>34559559>That is a lot of words to say "yes I would complain"the discussion is too intricate to have with a bunch of defensive women who regularly change their sexual partners, they're going to attack whoever is curious about specifics until he gives up.
Femanons, why can't you just be very pretty, have a cute voice, be successfully on your own, popular and highly intelligent?
>>34559561I am tho.
>>34559562Post hands.
>>34559563No thanks.
>>34559564Then you're a man.
>>34559561I don't wanna be popular
>>34559568And yet here we are.
>>34559561I'm most of those things, I think.
If I take a family of cats and beat them in a cage everyday, until one day one of them escape and bite my hand, am I justified to torture all the remaining cats?
>>34559478>Is it normal I want to breakup with him after I found out he dated a landwhale before me? It grosses me out that his cock has been inside her. I've completly lost sexual attraction to him.No, you have to grow the fuck up anon. He probably has issues ironically and so do you.
>>34559478Aren't you on your way to become one like 80+% of women?
>>34559569Sir, this is the anonymous mongolian basketweaving forum
GenderIs it weird to drink your partner's piss?
Men have you ever used a very risky approach on a girl and suprisingly it worked and you guys had sex, so you used that approach on a bunch of other women only for them to team up and file a complain against you and now you’re banned from 3 pubs and a dating app?
>>34559570Post hands.
>>34559587F, yes. Being okay with it getting on you is probably arguable, but drinking it has no justification.
How common is this?
>>34559587stop posting one handed
>>34559589All approaches are extremely risky and the plethora of prerequisites, personal concerns and privacy issues prevent the first one from "surprisingly" working. As for sex, women are the ones having it so I can't comment much on that.
>>34559320Ugly people make me uncomfortable
>>34559320No
If I was a millionaire, I'd fly in a bunch of femanon as bangmaids and live stream it to the internet.It'd be hilarious.
>>34559674You couldn't afford me
Bored
>>34559674No wayMaybe if you were a billionaire and paid me like 100 milion though
>>34559674I’ll do it
Won’t bang you tho
>>34559721>>34559724Nta, but are you trans?
>>34559731No
>>34559760Aww :(
>>34559796Sorry
>>34559839Nevertheless, how much would you charge for a FFF?
>>34559842Dinner
>>34559852Just save room for dessert
>>34559679.
>>34559885Lollll
>>34559724Doubtful
>>34559895Hmph
>>34559909Hehe haha
>>34559674Lmao no. Unless you had >him imported. But you'f probably have to be a billionaire because he doesn't fly.
Posting to make Kittenposter happy>obligatory question cause system thinks this is s-p-a-mUh, women, what sort of of underwear on men looks nice (idk, first thing that came up in my head)
>>34560257You’re now kittenposter’s husband. Congratulations
>>34560264Right into the relationship, love it
>>34560257Depends on the guy, but I like those tight trunks that barely go down the thigh.
Do you agree with this list?
>>34559528Would you sexually humiliate a short guy?
women, I've heard you like gay porn but won't date bi guys, explain yourself
