>>34558201The size of a tool matters less than the skill with which it is employed.
>>34558201relatively speaking yes.
>>34559455How big are your relatives?
How are people still asking that question in current year?When was the last time you saw a woman be genuinely and openly excited about a guy having a small or medium cock?
>>34559469i'm bigger than you if that's what you're asking friendo>>34559477checked, exactly this. Literally my current gf told me her ex has a small dick and she was dissapointed of it, kek
No.
>>34559477>When was the last time you saw a woman be genuinely and openly excited about a guy having a small or medium cock?The last time I had sex with my girlfriend. She uses the word "perfect" a lot.
>>34558201THE BEAST
>>34560350DA BEAST IS BACK, YEAH BITCHES!IF YOU DISRESPECT MY FAMILY, I WILL BLOCK YOU ON MYSPACE
>>34560332>perfectkek, that's what women say when they want to make guys feel better about their dicks and not hurt their egos. Same as:>I like yours honey, the big ones hurt>"boyfriend dick">cute>user friendly>easy to suck
>>34561305devils advocate here, perfect has a genuine use imo. Just shy of bottoming the woman out is perfect unless the woman likes the pain of going further. Obviously that size is relative to the woman but there is such thing as a perfect size.
>>34561305I know for a fact that she means it. She and I were best friends for several years before we started dating, and we told each other EVERYTHING about our various partners during that time. I know everything there is to know about her exes, size issues included. One guy she broke up with in part because his dick was too big; and it was me who was constantly trying to cheer her up every time she was complaining about how awkward or painful sex with him invariably was, just as it was her cheering me up about women who weren't sufficiently enthusiastic about blow jobs. It turns out we are astoundingly well matched sexually, not just in this way, but in dozens of other ways too.
Hard to believe this thread is beating the DOES LENGTH MATTER one.But Joseph Strickland is pretty fucking funny.
