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>be me, a coomer
>discover inflation porn and develop a fetish
>get to the point where I want to try it myself
>find bike tire pump in garage
>not ideal, but could work
>turn on pump and put nozzle in anus
>hold down the button
>feels fucking amazing
>10 seconds in and I'm already about to climax from the air pushing against my insides
>right before I coom a feel a popping sensation in my abdomen
>instant pain
>quickly pull out bike pump
>pain is still there
>start feeling nauseous and develop a fever
What do I do, guys? I've been trying to rest and have been taking antibiotics but it's been two days and it's only getting worse. I really don't want to go to a doctor and explain this embarrassing shit but I feel like I'm running out of options. What the fuck do I do?
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>>34565134
Would you rather share an embarrassing story with medical professionals who will never tell anyone other than other medical professionals, or be dead?
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Enjoy sepsis.
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>inflationfag blows a hole in his own organ
This is why I'm a fat fetishist. Its way "safer"
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Remember coomers. This is what your degeneracy leads to.
OP you have literal shit in your blood now. Go to the fucking hospital.
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OP could be dead but from grok:
>This is not something that will resolve with rest. People have died or needed major surgery (colostomy in worst cases) from similar rectal air injuries because they waited. Embarrassment is temporary; complications from untreated perforation are not.
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>>34565134
Usually when I put air up my asshole I stop once I feel "full" and fart all the air out. Once time I had it dislodge a compacted turd deeper in my large intestine and caused massive cramps, but after shitting myself I felt better.
Sounds like you went too far an herniated or ruptured something, and now you got poop and intestinal goop in your blood stream. If you didn't rush to the emergency room, RIP.
I was molested as a child and now I can't keep my fingers out of my bunghole.
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>>34565134
After years of avoiding what inflation could possibly mean this is how I find out
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>>34565134
Dobson?
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>>34565569
You should probably stop doing that anon. Seems dangerous.
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>>34565134
Ur gonna die because u wanted to b fucked by a ghost
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>>34565134
what the fuck did I just read
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>>34565639
its usually a cartoon porn thing, op is just a retard
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>>34565134
Just go to the hospital and say two Albanians did it
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i've lurked in inflation spaces for at least 10 years now and i guess i've never been real enough about it because i've never seen anything like this
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This is probably fake, but on the slim chance this is real, please go to the hospital, because I need to hear how a doctor would react to your retardation.
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>>34571573
Lmao I get the reference



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