So you're a guest in somebody's house. Perhaps it's the friend of your boss. Or a friend of a friend. Or you're visiting your girlfriend's parents for the first time.Would it be in bad taste to have to go take a shit in their bathroom and be in there for at least 30 minutes just taking a shit and stinking up the place?I mean, it's not like I wanted to take a shit in their house. it's just that the dinner they served was really good and it got my bowels moving and there's literally no other bathroom to use except theirs.You know what I mean when you take a shit for 30 minutes?I mean how the fuck do you do this with grace and dignity?
>>34571779I don't know how people are able to shit freely like that. Personally, I get so anxious in social settings that it's like temporary constipation. I don't even feel the need to shit when im in another person's home because im just not comfortable in other peoples homes.If I had to give advice, I would suggest trying to shit at home before going out to avoid a 30 minute bathroom time. I think they say its bad for your asshole to sit on the toilet for more than 10 or 15 minutes.
>>34571797>I would suggest trying to shit at home before going out to avoid a 30 minute bathroom timeI've done that. Still happens. Always end up having to go to the bathroom again. Especially after eating something.
>>34571779Everyone poops. 30 minutes is too long to shit - get it done without your phone in your hand. 10 minutes maximum. >grace and dignityIf the bathroom doesn't have ceiling fan ventilation, windows, or a deodorizing spray, you can assume these people are smelling each other's shit all day erry day. Use these methods at the beginning and end of your session. Leaving the fan on and spraying near the door will signal to other that you have completed the normal human ritual of pooping and there may be a smell. Always clean your shit stains with an available brush. Don't piss on the toilet seat or let your dick touch it when you stand up. Make sure to wash your hands with soap to signal to others you clean your hands.Extend the courtesy to others. Make sure to give the bathroom a 10-minute buffer if someone else was in there before, some people are self-conscious about this. If you can't wait, you will inhale some of their stink and share their butt-heat on the seat.
>>34571779I avoid if I can, but you can ignore nature's call.Just try to get it over with as fast as you can, and as silently as you can.There's not much that can be done about the smell if there's no proper ventilation and a deodorizing spray, though. All in all, it's fine, most people will understand. Now, if every time you are called you end up stinking their bathroom, chances are you'll get a bad reputation
>>34571866>get it done without your phone in your handoh so you mean>I don't really under how constipation worksoh okay got it
>>34571891>but you can ignore nature's callthis mentality is how you end up shitting your pantswhile walking home from an all you can eat buffet
>>34572002Ah fuck I meant to say can't, my bad lmao
>>34572110kek
>>34571779>tranny reading to children kek
Destroy subversive sex education and politics.
