I want a drunk driver to do a hit and run on me at night and then I lay there barely able to move in pain and then get into a hospital and stuff. Idk what is wrong with me desu.
>>34582663Buy me some drinks and I'll do it for you
>>34582663I want to fly and occasionally commit atrocities with laser vision.
something like Münchhausen?
>>34582663kek
>>34582663When I was a kid, like 10-12, I used to fantasize about being the only survivor of a traffic accident with my family in the car, everytime we went out. I've never said that to anyone.
>>34582663And then what? Do it again?Do you enjoy being taken care of as a patient?
I think in simlar ways sometimes as well. Mostly as daydreaming when some very stressful and important project has a looming deadline over me or as possible catalyst to change my life. You can throw into it some acquired savant syndrome too.
>>34582663as someone who actually had this happen (well, it was only the side view mirror) it sucks shit. my clavicle clicks when my arm goes up on that side and i can basically never progressively max when benching ever again
>>34584741yes, why ? Is it weird ?
>>34582663Give me all of your blood in a transfusion and stem cells to elongate my life, I would really appreciate it. Especially your pancreas because I have type 1 diabetes. You will live on through me. I will also take all of your possessions, and I will get to know you deeply so that I always knew who I'm thankful to. I'm going to be always thankful to you
>>34585203Know*Sorry.
>>34585203I never said I wanted to die. I just wanted to experience it, slow down
>>34585159Not that anon but to me this says you want to be taken care of at the end of the day. Do you have someone who could take care of you like that, OP?
>>34586898No
>>34587032Well there you go. Mystery solved.In all seriousness OP. It's an idealized scenario, it's not like you want to experience the pain of the hit and run and the emotional turmoil, you want someone to comfort you when you're feeling fucked up. It's like the whole "this is a nice spot to die/bleed out on". But instead of it being about heroism, bravery or purpose, you just want someone to treat you kindly.
>>34587042No but I'm actually serious about it. I want this and a girl where I can lay in her arms and fall asleep and stuff
>>34587054Well if you want to actually be in such a situation instead of having the scenario in your head then I'm sorry to say that's just stupidity, OP.Medical bills, risk of health concerns, pain, possibility of death... all so a girl will pamper you a bit? Moreover, not only are you stupid because the risk is clearly not worth the reward, you're even more stupid if you seriously believe this is the only way to get it.At this point just hire a hooker and tell her to cuddle with you and leave it at that. It'll be far cheaper and you save yourself the pain. Or try and get yourself out there and find a girlfriend or something. Cuddling is nice tho, I'll give you that, nothing like resting your head on a girl's chest or thighs.
>>34587153> medical bills will be highI live in a country where healthcare is free> you can dieI don't care> the painI don't care either
