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So you match or some woman dms you on a dating site or chat or whatever.

First question out of her fucking mouth is... are you married?

What in the bloody devil's anus kind of a question is that?

What?
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>>34584120
I suppose there are probably a lot of guys out there trying to cheat on their wives with dating profiles.
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>>34584120
Just say no even if you are married or not, problem solved.
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answer: Yup, this is my wife and pull out a phone to show pic related
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>>34584120
It's a bit of a pointless question innit?
Most people in one are obviously not. And, even if the guy is married, chances are, if he is using a dating app, he'll just lie if he thinks that'll get him someone.
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>>34584142
>>34584151
YEAH BUT.... HERE'S THE PROBLEM WITH THAT...

I say NO... and then they immediately skip or block me...

EXPLAIN THAT...
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>>34584146
kek
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>>34584164
Then you are screwed either way.
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>>34584173
God fucking, women are so fucking annoying.
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>>34584164
I guess they want the thrill of being a mistress or something, in which case, you dodged a bullet anyway.
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>>34584120
Try yes but we have a open marriage.
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>>34584180
Why can't I meet a normal woman online ffs.
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>>34584209
kek
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>>34584120
An awful lot of men on dating sites are married and looking to cheat. It's an entirely reasonable question.
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>>34584120
Either she wants the thrill or she has trauma. Either way, run.
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>>34584534
>you can go with dis
>>34584536
>or u can go with dat
so which is it
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>>34584164
>I say NO... and then they immediately skip or block me...
Try saying yes and see if it works.
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>>34584120
many cheaters on dating apps and some women like that and most other women don't
why is that a weird question?
I always ask girls if they have kids, even if they're young and tight, I've met 18yo mothers with killing bodies who had their baby when they were 15
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>>34584146
Based hahaha
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>>34584705
Wow, you just gave me an incredibly hot fantasy of fucking a 35 year old mom and her 20 year old daughter. Where the fuck do I sign up for this threesome...
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>>34584777
I've rarely seen women that had a baby at 15 being still hot at 35, they lived life on the fastest of lanes after all, once the kid is 3 to 5 years old they try to "recover the years wasted" and go overboard
needless to say they look like shit by the time they're 28
I've fucked girls whose aunt I fucked some years before and it was an amazing trip, I still get horny thinking about it, but it was never a threesome, in fact I don't think either knows I fucked the other
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>>34584803
>in fact I don't think either knows I fucked the other
sad
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>>34584911
Yep
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>>34584777
that is in fact incest anon...



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