>last day of high school ever>go out drinking with classmates>prettiest female classmate tells me how she liked me this whole time>always suspected she had a crush on me but she stopped showing interest>dont touch or kiss her because the moment wasnt right but I didnt advance either>we go back to my place and I cant find the right key>completely kills the vibe>she leaves and I follow her>cant remember the rest. Nothing. >she texted me "you fucked it up" and laughing emojiI fucked up so bad. Im so upset right now. It was like a movie. I almost made it but I fucked up the simplest part. This cant be real. It was perfect and I didnt even lean in for a fucking kiss. Please help me I cant even cope.Should I text her later? Should I wait until we meet again in few months or years? I feel like theres no point and I should just move on. I didnt even see any positive signs today, its been a bunch of synchronicities telling me to let it go.Also, I think she has a sugar daddy cuz some old ugly dude was called her and his name was "N <3".
>>34587517There is no such thing as a "sign". If you ever realise that, your life will become much happier.
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>>34587517How long did she wait while you were trying to figure out the door?
>>34587663couple of minutes. I cant exactly remember. Probably like 2 or 4
>>34587673You're better off without her. If it wasn't the door or the 4 minutes it took to unlock it in a drunken stupor it would have just been something else she took issue with. That's not even a woman thing, it's just a basic respect/patience thing.
>>34587680it couldve been more. It was just really awkward and I fucked up such a basic thing. She did text me "where are you?" so idk what exactly happened. It really was an ick situation.
>>34587585do you think I should maybe text her sometime?
>>34587517>Should I text her later?Do it now, just laugh off the door shit like you know that can't possibly prevent her from wanting to get dicked down by you and arrange to hook up>Should I wait until we meet again in few months or years?Fuck no, you'll end up waiting for that one perfect moment of synchronicity and you know what? It will never, ever happen. You make chances, not wait for them to come calling.I had a fumble not quite as bad as yours because there was fuck all I could really do about it (her friend got raging drunk and burst into the room just as we were about to get jiggy, girl had to calm friend down and ended up taking her home, blue balls ensued) but a fumble regardless. This was over 20 years ago and she'd still be the hottest girl I'd tapped by a factor of 10, she was literally stunning.Anyway I thought I'd go with the flow and another chance would present itself. Never did and I still regret it. Carpe diem anon.Oh and mark your fucking key anon kek. Honestly one of the best fumble stories I've heard.
>>34587740its currently 9pm is it too late?
>>34587740>>34587759also, what should I start with? Should I ask if she wants to go out or something?
>>34587759>its currently 9pm is it too late?depends on her, you know her - is she likely to be receptive to chatting at that time? is she likely to be hanging out with gfs? (because that's just asking to get the piss taken out of you lol)If not leave it until tomorrow maybe but soon, don't leave it like two weeksand be assertive none of this>so I was wondering if maybe one day you might want to think about...crap - I'd go with 'so we're going to try that again, does X on (day) work for you' or something along those lines but then I'm shit over txt, so maybe wait until one of the chads of 4chan (lol) gives you some lines.Thing is you've fucked it up at this point, so might as well go for broke and if you crash and burn, put it behind you and make sure you never ever do it again
>>34587961thanks. I understand I must be assertive and direct and NOT pretend nothing happened. I know how assertive other dudes are. They often say even dumber shit. She had a crush on me for years despite countless other fumbles. I will maybe talk to her tomorrow. I must be cool about this.I dont remember exactly what happened. I was super drunk. I dont know why I didnt think of taking her behind some bushes or something. And I dont remember how I left or how we parted ways. This is terrible
>>34588123but I also cant just say weird shit either
>>34587517Shut up you stupid fucking normie You don't have problems
>>34588134Ive been ugly most of my life and girls would dislike me and feel uncomfortable around me, call me weird, etc.. This came out of nowhere. Please understand. Plus she was drunk. And theres people constantly talking about their gfs on this board
>>34588123>This is terribleIt is lol, no point dressing it up, but trust me bro, the one thing you must do is whichever way this goes, it must become a funny story from your past, not the episode that you blame for everything that's not gone well for you when you look back on it in like five years.
>>34587517>I think she has a sugar daddy cuz some old ugly dude was called her and his name was "N <3".>Should I text her later?Hah, what a cuck
>>34588615I see. Im already laughing at it but I still feel terrible. Its already been a day so I should text her today>>34588675me? How? Its the other guy *almost* getting cheated at
