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Some guy hit me up wanting me to fuck his girl and she wants to meet up with me tomorrow
I've sold them the idea like I'm this experienced dude but I am as green as they come so I'm worried that it'll appear that I bullshitted my way through lmao
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>>34588608
share location with a trusted friend so if they remove your kidney they can avenge you

bring condoms and lube, come showered and teeth brushed + mouthwashed, trim your fingernails

probably have a drink and or do drugs with them, if offered. If you don't pass out and wake up without kidneys, you're probably good. check for cameras and if you see anything ask them if anything's recording if you're concerned. it's their house and you don't have a legal presumption of non-recording, unless they lie to you then you're in the clear again. say no or bail if they are and you care.

make out a bit, feel up her boobs for a few minutes, mostly do what you feel. if you expect this to be a one time thing, you probably don't need to put too much effort into making it good for her besides just being conscious of basic comfort. sex isn't all that complicated. you'll probably nut either way too fast or way too slow, very much more likely the former. but, if after like 30 minutes you haven't nutted just apologize and say you enjoyed yourself but it ain't happening today.
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>>34588685
You did a very good job with this advice, but if he's worried about performance, he should jerk off before going there. If he just wants to have a good time, he shouldn't worry about that.
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you guys are absolute virgins
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>>34588685
Why is not nutting in 30 minutes bad again? I do not even nut in 30 minutes when fapping alone
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>>34589238
honest answer is a combo of a lot of things
>the average time to nut for a man is about 12-15 minutes
>we all got shit to do, and if you couldn't make it happen in 30, odds are we're somewhere near the median of the amount of time you need, which means it could be up to like 60 minutes for you to finish, which is a REALLY long time
>if you're going first as the bull, oftentimes part of the cuck fantasy is a reverse bull fantasy where after you fuck them, they "get their revenge" and get to hatefuck her back, and although it's hot for a while to watch, you're kinda hogging all the pussy, he's probably hard and wants his turn too
>she's gonna be loosening up over time and if she wasn't tight enough when you started, or was too tight and didn't loosen up in 30 minutes to whatever you were looking for along the way, she's probably fully slacked out at that point, more time is against you
>depending on your cardio, YOU are going to start getting tired after sex that long, and that means your performance is gonna start going down and you're gonna break rhythm, which means you're not gonna nut even more and she's probably not gonna nut,
>most women start getting all of tired, self-conscious that they couldn't make you nut, and especially if you're dick's big, often kinda sore after about 30 minutes, all of which mean she's gonna start enjoying it less
Last one means she's less likely to want a round two, less likely to invite you back for more, having a shittier time so she's less likely to put on a good show for you and therefore you're less likely to nut because the wheels are falling off the cart.

For all these reasons, it's better to be dignified about it and call it early, because
>well, he didn't nut, but he didn't drag it out unduly
reviews a lot better than
>dude my thighs were SO done, it took him like 45 minutes but I didn't want to make a big deal about it
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nigger you are going to contract an std, don't be stupid
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>>34589471
That sounds like crap, how is lasting long bad? Thats the only way I CAN ENJOY SEX, if i do not get at least 40 minutes of stroking i feel like i am not satisified (saying this as a male)
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>>34589572
If you can't do it any other way, w/e, but those are the consequences

>>34589559
That's what the condom's for, and you're welcome to ask when their last STD test was if you wanna be sure
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>>34589238
Because the woman getting tired and sore is not desirable. Neither is her feeling unattractive or thinking you're not enjoying it.



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