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>>34587421
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>>34590527
first for this manga fucking sucks
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Women why is life so cruel
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>>34590534
You were born a sinner
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Should I ask her out to see Obsession, or Backrooms?
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>>34590536
Obsession is more of a crowd pleaser, Backrooms is weirder, choose appropriately.
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>>34590534
It can't be cruel or kind. It doesn't think.
Your mistake is thinking it cares about you at all. It's just doing what it does.
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I feel like I'm owed hundreds of thousands of dollars in residuals for having posted in the thread where Slenderman was born and the thread where the backrooms were born.
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Who is miseryshitter?
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>>34590494
>what's in it for me
A life of adventure and nonstandard bullshit
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posting her photo again just because
I mean LOOK at her
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>>34590553
Matsuri's cute, but I like Miu more personally.
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Why do girls use this website?
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>>34590536
I like Obsession better but it does have some gross scenes
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>>34590553
cute
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Women, why is it that when you're my fat greasy weirdo shut-in looksmatch, you still put down that you only want skinny and muscular guys?

Like I go into threads on /soc/ for fat women, girlfailures, stinky unclean women, and so on, and the bar is still set really high for men.
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>>34590556
it's hard not to. She's a shitter and a rap god
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>>34590557
To get (You)'s from people, same as everyone
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>>34590523
You think she killed herself?
Huh...
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>>34590564
Nah, she found a man.
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Holy shit the post is up to 128k likes. Women are cooked.
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>>34590564
I bet she did
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>>34590566
>incels flocked to Twitter after king of the incels bought it
Yeah, that tracks.
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>>34590569
nta
Look I'm all for shitting on moids, but Elon has 12 kids with 7 different women. He's objectively not an incel.
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>>34590569
>I bet those grapes are really sour hah
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>>34590571
Aren't most of those kids IVF babies? He didn't actually have sex with most of those women if I'm not mistaken.
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>>34590566
>16.4 million views
>Less than 1% liked the post
I think we're fine.
How does it feel to be in the top 1% of vitriolic losers?
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>>34590565
I heard she got institutionalized
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Girls, if you like a guy, do you enjoy listening to him talk about pretty much any of his interests?
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>>34590579
I'm sure.
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>>34590580
Yeah
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>>34590578
19 million views on the other post too, and the comments are full of thousands of men agreeing.
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>>34590566
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>>34590566
The reason it's pissing so many women off is because they know it's true.
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>>34590585
>someone you know
If I was physically assaulted by a woman in similar fashion she would become someone I used to know
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>>34590571
He literally had to pay for them. No woman wants to willingly fuck him and would not do so if he wasn't rich.
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>>34590584
I don't think you're understanding how few people "thousands" are compared to the entirety of the group that saw the post. There are probably more people allergic to peanuts who looked at it than there are people who liked it.
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>>34590585
That's a pretty hilarious cope
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>>34590566
Greta Thunberg dunking on Andrew Tate got millions of likes
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>>34590585
I agree with this, but I disagree that blocking doesn't enter the picture. Your mind goes from one extreme to the other. You gaslight yourself one day, just to burn the world down the next. It's hell.
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>>34590560
It happens the same the other way around, pic related was a meme for a reason.

It's probably not that they actually are unaware of being conventionally not that attractive or unattractive, it's just that some people respond to insecurities by having high standards or looking down on others in an attempt to feel better. Self-hatred can also cause you to loathe in others what you deep down also loathe in yourself, even though that makes you a hypocrite.
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>>34590585
A woman I once dated cheated on me, was raped by the man who she cheated on me with and still continued to stay in contact with him.
She told me about the rape, and I immediately suggested that she press charges. Her expression softened immediately, and she said no.
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>>34590580
Usually yes and the more I like him the more willing or even happy I will be to listen to boring stories, because I will only notice his happiness.

That said the general rule of thumb is others will allow you to rant as long as you can convey why it feels that way to you and don't just list the dry details that only make sense to an insider. Being a better storyteller just helps.
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>>34590598
Can you comprehend how traumatizing it is to go into a legal battle with your rapist
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>>34590601
Yes, but she stayed friends with the guy, and that mystifies me.
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Girls, what do you think of a trip to Europe specifically to visit their theme parks?
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I want a redheaded gf, that would fix all my problems I think
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>>34590461
>"I don't want a bangmaid housewife!"
I dont want a prepackaged "bangmaid". I want to turn the woman i love into one. I want to reshape her interests around me. I want her to learn that loving me is better than any of her stupid interests. I wouldn't even fuck her that much; I'll just make it so that she attaches herself to me like a baby chick. My appreciation and punishment will be the only thing that matters to her. If my dick is too big she'll grow to love it

Man, if I wasn't attractive then I wouldn't even dream of this stuff.
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>>34590566
Biggest blackpill is realizing the only way to get a woman to actually love you forever is by abusing her but I am genuinely a low inhib beta nice guy and am not capable of that.
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>>34590609
Sounds like a guy who ends up killing his whole family.
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Women do you like men with grills? Not the patio kind, the jewelry kind.
Men, do you find braces attractive?
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>>34590609
That's fucked up anon.
You want a robot. You want to program something to act the way you want it to, not to love a person for who they are.
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>>34590613
I love braces
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I need to meet more women.
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>>34590604
The human brain will do anything to reduce pain
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>>34590612
I love my family.
>>34590614
I'll love her for who she is, but she'll come to love me a lot more than she loves anything else. That love will underlie her autonomy. It happens a lot just not to any of you.
>>34590617
you really don't they're pretty boring
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>>34590618
I can't even begin to understand how continuing to be friends with my rapist would be less painful than cutting them out of my life entirely, but I'm from Mars.
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Women whats something that men do that completely boggles your mind and you will never understand
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>>34590620
If they were friends before why would she want to antagonize someone clearly capable of hurting her
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>>34590625
He lives across the country from her. She flew out there to cheat on me.
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>>34590620
Most Empathetic Male Award goes to
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>>34590628
It would make more sense to me if this was a guy she'd see in real life on a regular basis, but he was a friend she made online as a teen and continued to keep in touch with him after the rape.
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brb, my gf Scam Likely is calling
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>>34590625
>why would she want to antagonize someone clearly capable of hurting her
If she genuinely believes that and that's the rationalization for not blocking him then that is just implying to her current boyfriend that he is incapable of protecting her. No man wants to hear from his woman that she thinks he's weak.
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Everything I'm hearing in this thread leads my to believe that women are incapable of surviving without a man telling them what to do.
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>>34590627
And then he raped her?
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Girls, are you proud of me for switching to unsweetened tea instead of a can of Mountain Dew every morning?
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>>34590623
This is a particular kind of man but when they won't take 20 minutes or $20 to fix an admittedly minor problem, but one that affects them constantly. Just buy new underwear in the right size that doesn't have holes like why have you been dealing with that for 6 years instead of just buying new ones?
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>>34590579
For some people that is the same.
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>>34590635
Whatever hon, btw did you remember to take the chicken out of the freezer like your momma told you?
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>>34590613
Only Post Malone
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>>34590631
Dude, I think we're dating the same woman. Is she really good at tech repair and tells you your computer has a virus?
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>>34590637
Yes, while she was asleep. She woke up to it.
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>>34590642
White Iverson!
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>>34590639
I sometimes buy new packs of underwear instead of doing laundry.
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>>34590613
>do you find braces attractive?
Belle Delphine's smile turned out great.
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I'm a guy, and I think I have a problem where I get sexual with someone I'm romantically involved with too fast. Either sexting, hand stuff, a blowjob, or just full on sex. I think I do it for the validation that I am worthy. I'm not sure. I was a virgin until 23, and I'm 30 now. When I think even 3 years ago at 27, my body count was 3. Now, it's just hit 10. It also doesn't help that I feel things really strongly and I think that doesn't help how horny I get when I like someone and we're making out and in physical contact. Does anyone have any advice? Pic unrelated.
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>>34590631
She sounds pretty
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>>34590648
You're supposed to wash new clothes before wearing them.
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>>34590648
Well that's silly for a whole different reason. And not better. Wasteful.
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>>34590604
I knew a women who is/was in contact with somebody who abused her to "check up on him" basically.
For me, as a man, it seems weird, but for a woman who is nearly always just physically weak (especially her), it makes maybe a bit sense.
Though, she moved countries afterward, so it is still weird to me.
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>>34590651
She's adorable
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>>34590646
You sound like you think it’s her fault, and that she deserved it
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>coming home on the bus
>notice qt guy in blue collar work wear sits behind me
>get off and start walking home
>an indian looking guy who was also on the bus suddenly comes from behind me to call me beautiful woman
>say thanks, turn towards my apartment
>he says something but can't hear because earbuds are already back on
>i look back slightly to check
>indian guy is gone, the guy who had sat behind me is walking just behind me
>wat
>get home
>he lives in the same fucking building as me
>and witnessed the whole thing
i'm still embarrassed 2 hours later chat what do i do
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>>34590661
What
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Femanons, would you date the cookie monster?
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>>34590659
I honestly don't. I was outraged then and still am.
I'm just also confused why she went out of her way to still be friends with him after the fact.
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>>34590597
There's a difference between being goobers being randomly judgemental in random spaces and acting this way when actually in the space to actually meet other people, thoughst'ver. This is also why threads to find women like that exist, while the boyfailure thread crashed and burn and the chubby guys thread was all gay.

Although I guess this is 4chan, and I guess even the girls aren't immune from being the kind of autismos that don't know to act different/better when shit's real.
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>>34590665
Self preservation
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I think I'm going to institute a test. I will invite a girl over to my place to watch a great movie. And if she can get through the entire movie without looking at her phone, I will ask her to marry me.

Girl, would you pass?
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>>34590663
i mean i feel embarrassed that someone who was apparently my neighbor saw that whole exchange. and i kept walking faster and faster when i couldn't understand why he too was walking right behind me.
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>>34590668
I would think that self-preservation in that situation would entail cutting contact with a man who raped me. I'll just never get it, I guess.
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>>34590669
Yes, is it really that hard for people these days to stay off their phone when they're with company?
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>>34590659
You seem quite defensive on her behalf
Why is that
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>>34590623
I don't understand why a lot of you are so reluctant to ask for help or directions. I honestly don't think it can be explained by social anxiety alone
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>>34590664
I just know he'd treat me right
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How do I catch my husband using porn
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>>34590652
Bump
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>>34590623
Why it seems like they rather expose themselves and pee into trees or bushes, even if there's a toilet right next to them. If there was no toilets nearby then I get it of course. They just like exposing themselves ig?
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>>34590669
Nah I'm inevitably going to look up one of the actors on imdb to confirm that they're who I think they are from that thing in 2005. Might fall asleep too.
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>>34590671
Clearly not
>>34590673
I think it’s disgusting when men criticize women for not being the perfect victim
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>>34590672
I'd estimate that less than 1% of women are capable of not looking at their phone during a movie.
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Moids, what do you think a "man repeller outfit" is
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>>34590678
Install spyware on his phone
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>>34590680
Why do you boil it down to the exposure, and not the act of peeing itself? Why are girls' minds always in the gutter.
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>>34590683
Is it because you've had a similar experience?
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>>34590686
Anything that reveals your tattoos
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>>34590686
No such thing. The boner cannot be stopped. You need to show that you're not interested in chatting preemptively, if you want to avoid even the common polite chitchat. Do that and you'll only have to deal with the most persistent or oblivious niggas
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>>34590557
Because they used to be boys
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>>34590683
And I find it insulting whenever someone puts words in my mouth. You sound like a petulant dumbass just looking to have an argument.
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>>34590669
No, I've noticed that I keep looking up factoids and small details that get mentioned while I'm watching a movie
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>>34590686
Hazmat suit
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>>34590686
Dressing like a man. Especially if you actually look like a man while wearing the outfit.
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>>34590694
No thank god. And I’ve cut people off for pettier reasons. But I’m not about to tell a raped woman how she should act or respond, this is basic psych 101 shit.
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>>34590680
How exposed do you think they are when they pee? You have to try to look.
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>>34590686
I'm not sure, but I think it would probably involve overalls. I do think women look good in overalls, but I don't talk to strangers at all if I can help it.
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>>34590706
>But I’m not about to tell a raped woman how she should act or respond, this is basic psych 101 shit.
It's great that I never did that. I'm venting anonymously about something that I never confronted her about, you fucking jerk. Fuck you and your concern trolling.
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>>34590686
Something very conservative, but doesn't show off any curves and isn't pretty. Like a sack dress, or wearing a pony tail with a plain hoodie and baggy sweatpants.
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>>34590699
Don’t care same way you don’t care to actually consider why she would do something you disapprove of
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>>34590669
F Sure. Usually in my life I'm the only person who doesn't check a phone when watching movies. That's why I sometimes prefer to just watch movies alone in the kitchen on my laptop or something, I can 100% focus on it and nobody's phone is out + nobody is trying to chat while it's on.
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>>34590683
There's "not being the perfect victim" and then there's still keeping in active contact with your rapist. At some point, there is a line. It's honestly more disgusting that you'd equate this behavior with the victims that actually do suffer their pain and make irrational but understandably human choices for self preservation due to their trauma.
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>>34590715
You think she didn’t suffer? Because she mad an irrational choice that you consider to be the wrong one?
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>>34590714
Would you be impressed by a guy with an expensive OLED TV with curtains put up to block out light, and external speakers for surround sound?
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>>34590707
Foids only think you're a man if you have giant shmeat you have to pull of your front pants like a rope and let hang to pee, nut just unzip and shimmy the front down enough.

If you can pee without exposing yourself then you are a non-gender that's peeing with his boyclitty.
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Women would you date a man who was born to kill
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Does she hold it when you pee?
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>>34590721
We know how dicks work. So many of you are packing like 3 inches flaccid, if you can't cover that with your hand you have a whole other problem.
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>>34590719
I have all that, but still nice you don't really need anything else for a good movie experience (other than a lack of phones and quietness during any important scenes at least) lol
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>standing to pee
When do you have time to phonepost and argue with yourself in random threads?
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You’re disgusting!
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>>34590717
You failed your reading comprehension, and to an extent that you only could've done so intentionally, so you shant waste more of my time.
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>>34590680
I go hiking a lot and the trailhead toilets usually have nasty spiders inside them but if I pee in the bushes next to it I'm not locked in a room with said nasty spiders.
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>>34590734
Yeah, and you're fucking disgusting!
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>>34590738
You fully implied she as a victim did not suffer because she kept contact with her rapist
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>>34590733
Standing to pee lets you return to the shitposting throne even faster
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>>34590652
You mention you get horny from making out so apparently you feel like having sex. So why do you regret it or feel you have a problem? If the implication is that sex gets in the way of actually getting to know each other as people, I doubt this is really the case, if you avoid intimacy then you are probably afraid of it and you can postpone the moment that this is triggered in you, but until you resolved your own obstacles it'll pop up at one point or another.
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>>34590739
Anon go talk to the spiders they're probably lonely in there and I'm sure some of them must be female so that could get you some practice talking to women
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>>34590741
You're replying to someone else, and I did no such thing. I was mystified because she was clearly suffering but still kept in touch with him. Someone shoot me in the head if I reply to this bitch again ohhhh my god.
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>>34590566
I've been reading the replies to this all day lol
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>>34590732
Based. Movies bring me a lot of joy, and video games too, so I've never regretted spending a decent chunk of money on my setup. I use my TV every day. Watching a classic film on 4K Blu-ray is really spectacular.
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So what happens when a woman attempts peeing while standing up
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>>34590741
I said, shant.
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>>34590749
They have to stand really awkwardly and can't aim as well as we can.
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>>34590749
It goes sideways onto her thigh
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>>34590739
>>34590744
The fatass flies or sometimes bees that come blasting out of the shit pit are way worse than the spiders
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>>34590749
Usually they end up pissing their pants when the stream ends, or earlier if their hole doesn't pee outward enough. The latter varies
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>>34590749
We can pee standing up just fine, the only thing is we do not have something to aim with so it only really works if your whole bottom half is naked. Also you will have to stand with your legs far apart if you want to avoid splashing your thighs.
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>>34590746
Someone should have shot you long ago
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why do women like to hold it when you pee
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/atoga/ board game night. We can play Werewolves
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>>34590607
FTFY
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>We totally CAN pee while standing up, chud
>We just splash piss all over ourselves
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>34590763
i've never been allowed to that (because i'm ugly)
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>>34590749
I get piss all over my pants.
If I pull my pants down a little and squat it's fine but actually standing up? I need to fully take off my pants and use both hands to try and aim, and I still might get it on my leg. It's coming out of a hole between the flaps you can't point and shoot like with a dick.
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>>34590557
I used to be daily /int/ user.
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>>34590772
That wasn't the question dumb broad
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>>34590776
Because I wanted to meet broken people internationally.
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>>34590762
You seem quite miserable
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>>34590557
i found 4chan before i got to the age of using normal social media, and when i did try to start using normie sites, it just felt wrong and like everyone was using a script. i prefer image boards.
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>>34590697
That depends on the board. If you're on a male-skewed hobby board like /v/ or /g/ it's almost certainly a tranny, but boards like /cgl/ and /p/ (at least used to) have plenty of actual women posters.
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>>34590770
I would let you pity hold it
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>>34590778
Good gurl
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>>34590669
Usually. But backrooms was hella padded with "oohwee build anticipation". And I kinda knew what was going to happen.
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>>34590779
Get him, boys.
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>>34590766
The accountable gender looking for a scapegoat once again. It's mainly black women getting raped and killed by black men, and white women getting raped and killed by white men.
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>>34590766
It's funny how she blames all men for her own bad life choices.
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Why is cum so addicting?
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>>34590791
Gay
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>>34590276
>My boyfriend found me at a bar. He kept glancing over all shyly so I just walked up to him and told him he looked cute and asked why he was so nervous. He stammered out how beautiful I was and I lead the conversation from there. Apperently, he had some very, very rough formative experiences with dating, so, while he was successful in all other facets of life, was absolutely petrified by women.


AS a guy who also had some rough formative years and isn't the most confident around women, how do I avoid accidentally ending up with a "dominant "woman? Its not my jam, and I'd hate to be pegged as a sub guy simply because my behaviour isn't terribly Chaddy yet
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>>34590569
> the dude with a dozen kids is an incel
Women just can't not lie, huh
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>>34590781
Damn, you must be fucked up
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Women, I value truth more than pussy. Does that make my dating chances cooked?
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>>34590795
Are you actually this retarded? Be the one who approaches. You can't always tell if someone is shy/not dominant based on how they look but you sure as hell can tell based on their reaction.
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>>34590795
>how do I avoid accidentally ending up with a "dominant "woman? Its not my jam, and I'd hate to be pegged as a sub guy
Me male.
Almost no women are into that. Pegging typically happens because the guy is sexually ill. Women being dominant is her ordering a guy around, making him spend money on her.
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>>34590797
it really only manifested irl in me being very shy and avoidng people lmao
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Men have zero self control, it depends if they are evil or good whether this is a bad thing.
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Women, why do you refuse to date me in spite of being a nice and handsome young man?
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Dating is so hard.
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>>34590802
I bet you have weird fetishes
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>>34590805
I CAN'T HOLD MYSELF I NEED TO HELP PEOPLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>34590809
Finding a date is hard. I don't think dating is that hard. I've never dated on been on a date.
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A woman hurt my feelings so I hate all women (except family) (for the next 2 weeks)!
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I kinda like bluepilled sheltered normie women, because they just want to be led and told what to do. Men are always saying how they hate how these women have no personality and are boring but my brother in christ, they are moldable clay given to you by God to enjoy. They are like a project that you can whatever you want with.
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>>34590805
So men can only be chaotic good or chaotic bad
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>>34590812
LOL, LMAO. :(
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I ate nothing for breakfast and lunch and I will now have nothing for dinner because I am a strong 6'4" white man and not a boomer or woman as they are hedonistic bourgeoisie who only live to consoom with unearned money.
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>>34590810
maybe
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>>34590805
Men have extremely high self control. We want to rape all the time, but only do i occasionaly. I personally have never done this. Praise me, give me an award.
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What does "dating" or "date" even mean? Is it something explicit in american culture? Or do you simply as someone do do something together like you would a new acquaintance or friend?
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What do you think if someone approached you with pspspsppspspsp and chocolate
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>>34590816
>bluepilled sheltered normie women
But this also means they are as decorated as a bathroom stall. No thanks
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>6'4" gamer posture nerd
These are sad to witness every time
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>>34590813
The dating part is also very hard. The dates are really fun, but everything in between is stressful and often disappointing in my experience so far.
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>>34590824
I wouldn't think I just want the chocolate
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>>34590795
Hi. Im TA.
First, hes a switch, not a sub. Second, I think that my case is very unique and you are very unlikely to just "run into" a domme. We were at a kink bar, specifically.

My best advice to you is to find a more experienced woman who isnt afraid to communicate. You, yourself should communicate. Ask what feels good, what she likes and talk about what you like. Try to have certain things in mind, that gets the ball rolling faster. Be brave, young chickadee. Jk ur probably a wizard :p
>>34590816
I feel this exact way about bluepilled normie men.
>>34590823
Usually americans will reach a "what are we stage?" wherein the relationship is defined.
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>>34590827
Only gymcels say that
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>>34590824
I would blink slowly at them to see if they're trustworthy.
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>>34590823
It means the process of finding someone to have sex with
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>>34590821
Yeah you do. You want to be spanked while wearing handcuffs, and that's vanilla as far as you're concerned.
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>>34590833
Women really think that all men want is sex, huh
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Why do men like legos?
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>>34590835
I am a man
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>>34590822
It shouldn't be called "self" control if you abstain because a bigger man will beat/lock you up for it
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>>34590828
Yeah I agree. Dating someone you like is a real pain in the ass, constantly stressing out over every little thing she does and trying to read her every move, trying to figure out how much of your feelings to show so she doesn't think you're disinterested but doesn't freak out, and then you have a great date and breathe a sigh of relief but when you try to schedule the next one she goes totally silent or surprises you with the "I found someone else" and you're back to square one.
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Women, would you like a date where you go to the zoo and sketch the animals in little (think an A6) notebook together? You each have your own notebook, you're not sharing one.
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Women what's he like
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>>34590828
Disappointing
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>>34590816
>kinda like bluepilled sheltered normie women
Often times this means that she's a far right nazi larper. In 2026 this is the case. You can become an extremist on instagram.
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Men superior. Women inferior. Why women so scared to see truth???
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>>34590841
I don't get quite that anxious, but the rest is pretty spot on. I'm exhausted and giving up on it for a while.
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Women
Do you prefer men shave their armpit hair and chest hair?
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>>34590836
I'm not a Lego guy, but I think you get the satisfaction of building something and finishing a project. Like working construction except it's fun. And you have a collectible thing when you're done.
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>>34590836
Combination
A) it toy
B) building
C) effeminate collector hobby
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>>34590844
?
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>>34590836
Buildin shiet
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>>34590836
building is fun
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>>34590824
Yeah I'm running away
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>>34590843
He's the only guy I consider 100% too cool for me
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>>34590846
Why is Tarzan clean shaven
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>>34590855
too tempting?
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>>34590843
Huge dick
Face tattoos
Pointy ears
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>>34590836
I loved them as a kid because following the instructions closely and making a cool spaceship or building or whatever made me feel clever and creative.
I'd always tear my stuff down and throw all the bricks into a big bin so I could make my own models later.

I get my plastic toy fix as an adult from the occasional giant robot model kit.
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>>34590848
No, I prefer hairy.
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>>34590798
It'll make it harder, but more fulfilling.
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Women keep hiding their face but still locking eye contact when I talk to them. What is that?
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>>34590843
just such a sweetie pie
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>>34590865
They are afraid you'll rape them
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>>34590842
I think I'd bring an A5 but yeah I'd do that
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>>34590865
You make them nervous and they're keeping an eye on you for their safety.
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>>34590864
not him but thank you for saying this
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>>34590687
What if I can’t
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>Your generation
Rank each recent generation from best to worst.
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>>34590868
I have A5s as well, I can just bring them instead
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I just hit my head against my closet door for 5 minutes, I feel so much better now
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>>34590848
No leave it please.
Why would you make yourself pricklier and less comfortable to touch on purpose? Men get so insecure about being hairy and bald but like, aren't those signs of high testosterone?
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>>34590849
NTA
But building a set according to the instructions takes no skill, creativity or intelligence. It's just tedium. And the final result doesn't even look good. It just sits on the shelf collecting dust until you decide to take it apart and dump the pieces in the mixed brick bin.
Lego doesn't get fun until you have enough random overpriced bricks in your bin to build something new and creative. But that's not how most adult who are into lego seem to play with them.
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>>34590843
POOKIE
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>>34590877
The baldness insecurity is because women like hair and find baldness gross. I thought you found body hair gross too.
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>>34590874
>Millennial
Gen x
Silent
Alpha
Gen Z
Millennials
Boomers
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>>34590856
Figures that's the only guy you would be interested in.
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>>34590843
Nobody wants me to go over my weekly boyfriend showcase but I will say that he has these cute pointy canines that make him look like a big old guard dog so I imagine he a werewolf and I a vampire.
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>>34590743
Because I feel like it dilutes the relationship in a way. Maybe that's just me. But I want like a healthy relationship where it does not immediately jump into sex
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>>34590884
Doesn't it?
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>>34590874
Zoomer
zoomers > xers > millennials > boomers
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>>34590874
Groupthink is boring and stupid.
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>>34590876
just wait until you hear about lobotomies
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>>34590884
Who tf do you think you’re talking to
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>>34590877
Men get insecure because they keep getting told that they're insecure and then seek routes to improve themselves, but venture blindly because they get no specific feedback. Just a binary yay or nay whether they fucked up, and only after the fact
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>>34590844
???
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>>34590884
More or less but I am trying not to be lol. I have already figured I'd 100% be the one who cares more.
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>>34590874
>Zoomer
the next one
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How do I find a girlfriend who knows that the birds are all CIA drones?
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>>34590874
>2014
2000
2004
1992
2014
2007
2006
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>>34590874
Zoomers
Greatest Gen
Zillennial
Silent
Alpha
Gen X
Boomers
Millennials
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>>34590874
>Millennial
The Me Generation AKA the Baby Boomers < everyone else
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How old is too old to be a filthy light-novel reading fujo?
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>>34590903
tik tok unironically
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>>34590871
Barge in while he's alone
Sneak a peek through the door when he's distracted
Go through his phone and computer
Assume he's watching it anyway
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>>34590905
Lesbian detected
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Women, why is it that if I ask for your belly pics, you send them every time, but if I offer to send my belly pics, you just ghost
>>
Femanons, if you existed in medieval times would you be a bog witch?
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Women do you wanna see my abs
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>>34590908
22
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>>34590908
Personally I don't really care about that
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>>34590913
That's the stereotype for other Subaru models, the stereotypical WRX owner is a vapelord.
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>>34590918
Yea
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>>34590908
19
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Girls, how long was the process of you getting mindfucked into thinking that wearing a tiny bikini in public that shows your ass cheeks is normal?
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>>34590889
This accurate. Maybe millennials below boomers though. Millennials have the same problems as boomers, but many are 40 and still acting like 10 year olds.
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>>34590901
>I have already figured I'd 100% be the one who cares more.
M
Are supposed to settle for people who don't care as much about us as we care about them?
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>>34590557
It's like when you go to the zoo and watch the animals fight each other.
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Girls, do your friends know about your misogyny fetish?
>>
failures like me should be shot in the back of the head
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>>34590923
>>34590919
bleak oh my god im fucked
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Your gender
How many /o/ achievements have you collected?
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>>34590931
No, you shall pay taxes.
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>>34590937
M
Only a few, i don't want to go through all that
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>>34590938
how? I don't have money to pay taxes
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What the hell is wrong with women.
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>>34590917
I would be the laundress who puts itching powder in men's trousers if they're bad husbands, but I would have tea with the bog witch every other week.
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>>34590937
M
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#watdatmean
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>>34590881
You guys get confused because women in their 20s have different preferences. Obviously a 20 year old isn't going to be into hairy bald guys but your average 35 year old will vastly them over hairless.
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Women
Is it a big turn off for a guy to still be virgin at 23?
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Girls, do you desire to lick male asshole?
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Has anyone managed to get one of these? They already sold out. They use real goth girl spit in it.
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>>34590937
M
I have them all. I used steam achievemeny unlocker
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me and pookie we get along
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>>34590953
I hope they put poison in it too
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>>34590953
what makes it different from regular girl spit?
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You are my child bride
I am your father groom
I'll give you everything
You just can't leave your room
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>>34590950
I think it's sweet desu. Unless you're a virgin for crazy reasons like not showering or wiping your ass.
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>>34590922
What if they're soft abs
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>>34590961
What if I'm turning 30 this month and a virgin
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>>34590908
When a fujo turns 35 she is captured by a 22 year old twunk who rewards her explanation of male-on-male sexual tension in everyday scenarios with snacks and yells at her to bathe more frequently. That's the final resting place of all fujos.
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I turn 27 soon and I'm still a virgin
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>>34590950
Hey I am in the same boat. 23V Wonder where this voyage is taking us.
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>>34590959
I hate this but I laughed
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>>34590964
I don't think there's anything wrong with it desu. I know it's heavily stigmatized, but I didn't lose mine until last summer at 22yo, and I feel really icky about how it went down, so losing it isn't necessarily all it's cracked up to be if it's not the right moment.
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>>34590971
it's from wkuk btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YA4RiyOgaU&t=21s
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I was ascending to grand wizard powers when a goth girl ambushed me in a dark alley and took my virginity. Protect yourselves bros, they can smell it and covet your power
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Women do you want to see my disgusting pale fat chubby chud stomach coated in hair.
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>>34590961
I'm probably virgin for a multitude of reasons like asocialness, social awkwardness, ugly and not many opportunities to meet girls.
>>34590969
I hope either genuine love or an early death.
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>>34590976
Why did you tell them? For this I am going to tie you up to a radiator and grape you for decades and decades and decades and decades
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Incel stuff aside, what is the ideal (but realistic) man according to women?
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>>34590979
Great question, I was wondering this myself.
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>>34590981
I thought most people knew about this desu
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>>34590974
Just haven't met the right girl I guess. I hope people don't assume there's something wrong with me.
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>>34590880
Yes, I’m here, I’m pookie, I’m staying pookie. What’s up. I was born to be pookie. That isn’t to say I’m your pookie or anything, I am just pookie.
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>>34590982
>realistic
>according to women
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>>34590976
>wkuk
Of course it is lol
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how 2 trust women?
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>>34590836
Along with what the first guy said, it's also cathartic to do something somewhat complex, in that it busies the mind.

Personally, the initial construction is enjoyable, but afterwards I'm left with a toy I'm never gonna interact with again, and it also takes up space.
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>>34590986
And I thought most people knew about Elvis, James Bond, PeepShow, montypython but you would be surprised
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>>34590796
If Elon Musk had no money, he would literally never have, now would he ever, touch a pussy.
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>phone screen goes black for some reason
>see what I look like
>day ruined
does this happen to /atoga/
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>>34590980
Dating sincerely is already really hard anyways, but social skills are like anything else. You have to practice, and it's awkward and uncomfortable at first, but the right people will find it endearing.
>>
>have big cock
>don't get to use it because I'm too autistic to talk to most women
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>>34590997
Monty Python being seen as uncslop wounds me deeply.
>>
Be sure to use as many cute nicknames for your gf as possible so when she gets her next bf and he uses one of them she will think of u
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>>34590957
she's sexier
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>>34590997
people don't know about montypython????
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>>34591012
I see zoomies call it reddit and us reddit for liking it. It's over.
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/atoga/ situation is crazy
>>
I curse my parents for making me ugly autistic and also just being shitty parents in general
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Women, cut off your boobs. It's the only way to know he likes you for you, and not your body
>>
i need to creampie a girl bad! it might be time to just full send tinder bumble snapchat and instagram and get pussy. i could probably do it ngl. a lot of fat chicks always need a dicking.
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>>34590924
i would show my asshole in public if it were legal
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There are no women on rn
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>>34591017
No anon don't say that! They just need breast reduction surgery. It will help with their back pain as well.
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>>34591024
Seems like there have been fewer and fewer women here in general as the year has gone by. I scare them, I think.
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>>34590988
I only want my pookie then
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Women
I asked chatgpt to create an image of the ideal man according to scientific research. Is this the ideal? If he's not attractive to you, you are lesbian according to the science, sry.
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>>34590968
congratulations
>>
Women liking men is totally fake. It's not possible. "Oh, he smiled and was confident and spent a lot of wine money on me, now I want to see his hairy rat!" Like no way. Men aren't buying this fiction anymore, and that's why dating has collapsed.
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>>34591028
This is the ideal woman for reference.
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>>34591027
I know… but I can’t just summon him! What do you want me to do about it? But I’m sending you good thoughts, I hope he likes you as much as you like him.
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>>34591028
Well he looks like a generic handsome man, so I guess ChatGPT got that right.
>>34591032
And that's generic sexy lady.
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>>34590835
What else would you do with a woman? I don't understand what you are trying to insinuate here. But I do resent the implication.
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>>34590982
My friends and I all want men with values and goals that align with our own. There should be physical attraction, because it's important for physical chemistry, but none of us really like the gym rat look. I've personally been attracted to both lanky nerds and guys with slight dad bods. We just want to feel like there's effort, you know? One time I showed up in a date outfit so cute that girls interrupted my date to compliment it, but the guy showed up like he just rolled out of bed and slept in yesterday's clothes. I carried the entire conversation and asked questions because he didn't. We can tell when y'all are phoning it in.
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>>34591029
I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not
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>>34591032
The ideal woman is Ana De Armas, apparently.
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>>34591037
>We can tell when y'all are phoning it in.
Likewise, and that shit makes me want to clock out early. It's humiliating.
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>>34591028
>Negative canthal tilt
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>>34590987
If they do assume that, then they're shallow idiots and don't deserve any attention.
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>>34591017
What if I like looking and touching my boobs tho :(
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>>34591028
>Dark, thick hair
>Thick brows
>Soft, blue eyes
>Cleft chin
>Strong, square jaw
>Thick neck
>Neat, trimmed facial hair
Yeah, I can't find anything wrong with him. My problem would be seeing him and automatically assuming another woman had already beaten me to him.
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>>34591039
Many are saying this
>>
If women were actually into men they'd nibble on their guy's ear and lick his collarbones and stuff, but they don't do any of that
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>>34591028
I do look like that, i don't have the negative canthal tilt though. Also my eyes are a little further apart from each other.
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>>34591040
I've heard the complaints about "woman want me to spend money but did not put out." Is that what you mean by phoning it in, or are there other ways? I've never gotten to pick a man's brain about this haha.
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>>34591028
Huh really
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>>34590994
I dont trust anyone :/
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>>34591037
>values
>goals
>attractive
>"y'all"
you sound insufferable lol
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>>34591050
I had a few exes who did that stuff to me when I was in high school and college, I guess that my more recent ex didn't do that is pretty good proof she didn't like me that much, damn
>>
Never Kill yourself
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>>34591053
>Is that what you mean by phoning it in, or are there other ways?
Not at all lol, I meant it pretty much the same exact way you did.
Obviously rolled out of bed as late as she could, clearly isn't interested in being there, barely talks, maybe just wants a free meal, fucks off as soon as she can because she's "busy".
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>>34591041
Upon closer inspection, he has neutral. It appears negative but isn't.. It's possible to have a positive canthal tilt, but look like you have negative. This is the case sometimes if you have hooded eyes.
>>
True love is spontaneous, never planned.
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>>34591060
Alright then.
>>
I’ve got someone calling me their ex and we never even dated ?
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>>34591057
NTA
I know man, how dare women want a man with goals in life. Why can't women just want morbidly obese NEETs who spend all day sperging out on 4chan?
>>
>>34591028
He needs botox
>>
What is the meaning of "we are all one consciousness"? Is it true? It's all me experiencing myself? That's basically the same thing as us all being one. I mean it literally is.
>>
>>34591064
Believing this is why I'm alone.
>>
Would you rather be a manlet or 6'3 but with a super nasally voice?
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>>34591060
It seems so tempting.
>>
>>34591057
If being insufferable keeps you from getting in my pants, I'm fine with that.
>>
>>34590686
fupa + masculine cut clothes
>>
>>34591066
Who and why?
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>>34591070
Whatever you think about often is what everyone else thinks too. You have your own individual mind, but it's similar to the other minds. If a collective mind exists is an open question. Maybe the country of china is a conscious being.
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>>34591077
I didn't think you were insufferable.
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>>34591070
Mom said it's my turn on the consciousness.
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>>34591000
>but the right people will find it endearing
how would you find people like that?
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>>34591084
Lol simp
>>
>>34591068
>>34591077
your "wants" are so generic, she might as well just say you want a rich model like every other whore
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>>34591070
Do you feel it when I masturbate?
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>new thread
Plap
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>>34590966
Wait but Im 27 and this already happened to me.
>>34591072
Manlet, of course.
>>34591070
I think its referring to the fluidity of the collective human experience if it could be captured and quantified. The interconnectedness of it all.
>>
Why can't women see my worth
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>>34591071
Do you put yourself in situations where spontaneous love is possible to find?
>>
i had sex with bluevalkyrie. yes i did.
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>>34591097
That sounds too much like planning.
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>>34591087
Seek spaces that align with your interests. It's good for meeting new friends who can introduce you to their friends and so on, or to potentially find someone to date. Or join spaces that have the kind of women you like. My brother is Christian and met women through a college Bible study, for example.
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>>34591099
I'm sorry you went through that
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>>34591099
I remember you. I remember when it was "I had sex with Rule Breaker"
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>>34591032
She's attractive but not my personal ideal
This >>34591039 is pretty good yeah. Ana has a rounder, cuter face. The gpt girl has a taller, more western female model (masculine) head, with sharper jawline.
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>>34591094
You have to show it to them. If you say you are you need to try harder.
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>>34591094
Maybe they can and thats why youre alone.
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>>34591101
Not if you already enjoy doing those activities by yourself
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>>34591108
I'll keep trying but I need a break for a bit
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>>34591089
It's generic because I'm not going to write an essay laying out my innermost desires for you to jackoff to in your mother's basement. I actually dated a rich man very briefly once, but the chemistry wasn't there and he smelled awful. And he phoned it in.
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>>34591109
You think so? I'm just not worth it?
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>>34591099
Does obese girl pussy feel good?
>>
>>34591116
honestly it was the best i've ever had but it came at the cost of my soul.
>>
ladies

a guy you're sleeping with just got you off twice with his hands, you can barely stand in the shower and collapse to your knees, and the guy somehow starts peeing on you with his rock hard 8 inch dick

how do you respond?
>>
>>34591112
Good luck and most importantly have FUN.
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>>34591110
How am I going to spontaneously meet someone doing activities by myself?
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>>34591113
nta
Damn, you dated Asmongold?
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>>34591038
I don't know
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>>34591113
sorry but you're a boring basic bitch. no wonder you haven't found the right guy yet, because the right guy doesn't want a boring basic bitch. you might find a guy who tells you everything you want to hear who'll use your holes for a while and then dump you for someone who isn't a boring basic bitch. and you'll come up with every excuse in the book to avoid accepting that you're a boring basic bitch with no redeeming qualities.
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>>34591120
Man, I remember fun... I think I confused pulling teeth for fun at some point.
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>>34591122
He was much fatter than Asmongold.
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>>34591072
I rather be dead we aRE Not the same
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>>34591121
Because you can come across people doing the same activity and talk to them
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>>34591051
>i don't have the negative canthal tilt though

What does that even mean. Is that what happens when you manage to boneshmash your Clavicle just right?
I can't keep up with the brainrot lingo anymore.
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>>34591131
Looksmaxxer delusion dw abt it cupcake
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>>34591117
I'll post a /pol/ screenshot if i find it. Please describe the experience more. The more details the better. Please about her as a person too.
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>>34591129
Believing this is why I'm alone.
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Both genders,

Do you like spicy food?
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>>34591117
Here. About fucking fatties.
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>>34591136
nta
Same! I do still think it might work at some point.
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>>34591125
Based and redpilled. Words like this are what keep my mental in check and reitterate that I am just some lame foid with no trejectory in life.
I apply at boring as shit mcdonalds jobs and still don't get them. Literally thinking about killing myself
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>>34591139
Good luck.
For me, I've given up hope.
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>>34591131
All babies are born with positive canthal tilt. As people age some develop neutral or negative. Negative canthal tilt is thought to be a sign of someone who prioritises others over themselves.
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>>34591125
Yawwwwn, the only thing that's basic here are your insults. Poor baby, so angry because I'm not crashing out over you. It must be so confusing for you, what with your tiny dick obviously getting hard from a woman not giving a shit.
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>>34591137
Yes, spicy does alot for the body too like provides a boosted metabolism, reduces inflammation, and promotes better heart health. I don't get much of it, though.
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>>34591143
I'm nearly there myself. I'm not deluding myself into thinking I'll get another date this year.
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>>34591137
M
nope, can't handle spicy food at all
>>
Sent my boyfriend super dirty voice memos while he was at work and I am 99% sure everyone heard. Am I more embarassed or do you think he is?
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>>34591136
Are you male or female?
>>
>>34591137
M
Yes, more than anyone in my family. I can't get enough of it.



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