Late bloomer due to health issues, how do I woo a qt 18-22 y/o weitress.I can finally put peepee in vagoogoo, but my boomer lucks are blocking me a tad.
>>34593010You go to the sane restaurant a lot so you aren't a stranger and then at some point you ask if she is free after her shift ends and can you take her out for coffee/dinner/etc
>>34593010As a late bloomer you need to understand that life isn't a video game you approach with strategy guide, there is no dialogue tree that simply takes you to the desired outcome. You can commit no mistakes and still fail because that's what life is. You need to take care of yourself so you don't seem like a dysgenic freak loser, and you need to just fucking say to her "hey want to grab a drink some time". That's it. Everything else is a distraction and waste of time.
paying or groominghow are your people skills / charisma / general game when it comes to women? how is your bank account?
>>34593019>>34593036Thanks, good advice.>>34593054My game is good, bank account is meh, I need the woman to pay as well because I was AFK for a long ass time.
>I am 40 years old, look old, was a neet my whole life and am broke. How do I get a gf that is half my age?Anon...
>>34593061go for it like >>34593019 said but it's gonna be hardthe goal is not to appear wealthy or bullshit her but a working woman that age will typically be more inclined to date an older guy if she improves her financial security by doing so. you should not flaunt it but casually mention your home / car / business / career / etc. when doing small talk so she figures by herself that you have your shit together.
Go to a site such as seeking and find a college girl looking for a sugar daddy.
>>34593064Im going to college next semester, I was sick before thats why I couldnt. Its the Maslow pyramid of needs.>>34593074I literally just finished High School and need to make up for lost time.
>>34593131Im getting a scholarship in september.
>>34593010God DAMN those are some ugly hands.
>>34593413Small weenies
>>34593010>boomerAre you a legit boomer?
>>34593010if you look like boomer already you've not blossomed at all brot.42yo that fucks 20yo girls constantly, because I don't look like their dad
>>34593064that sweater mogs ngl
>>34593010>>34593019Does anyone know how to type anymore?
>>34593019>Ask her out at her workplaceCould work but her saying no is not the worse that could happen
>>34593064lmfao he wants a virgin too probably. >muh vurgin waifu!!
>>34593064Why are you posting pictures of Chad?
>>34596182Ran through jealous roastie
>>34596024I understood that as a typo but looks like it fooled and triggered some people
>>34596030Aren't there a lot of girls attracted to men who look like their fathers?
