How do you fart and poop around girls? I’ve been dating a girl and she stays over sometimes, but I feel awkward about dropping a deuce in the toilet in my small apartment because you can hear everything if someone is bombing the toilet. Also can’t fart around her and it’s kinda painful sometimes holding it in. Sometimes I’ll try to sneak a fart by walking to the kitchen to get some water or something and do a silent one and hope she stays out that side of the apartment for the next few minutes. So what do you gf havers and sex havers do about this? Or how long did it take for you to feel comfortable shitting in front of girls?
>>34597882Just let it out anonMake sure to warn her in case it's a stinky one tho
>>34597882Don’t walk on egg shells in front of girls.
>>34597882Fart Even Harder
>>34597882You can totally hide it forever but you may as well not. Just crank up the some music and tell her, if she listens carefully, she’ll hear you taking a shit in the background and she’ll have to either rate it or pretend she didn’t hear.
>>34597882Flatulence filtering underwear