>she treats him like roadkill>he pays to fly her to Arizona for some stupid comic con thing>they arrive, she won't even cuddle him>they sleep in separate beds>she actually ghosts him after>calls him fat>watching this unfold like>bro the answer to all your problems has been in front of you for years>btw i’m sorry she put you through that, but like, i told you so>he tells me nobody I date is good enough for me>tells me he would miss me if I moved>tells me he'd marry me for tax benefits>tells me we'd make sense together>tells me he's scared of losing me>tells me i'm too distracting for me to hang out with him while he works even though his other friends do>sorry, forgot i was an OSHA violation>tells me he wants to take me on trips>tells me part of the reason he avoids airline mechanic jobs because he'd see me less>"but i don't love you">yeah, okay>go to his hangar>he turns off all the lights>chases me around in the dark>catches me>stares at me like i’m about to be his last meal>doesn't kiss me>later brush his hair>man starts melting>leans backwards into my chest>making sounds usually associated with golden retrievers getting their ears scratched>still doesn't kiss me>still doesn't love me>sure.jpg>show up to movie with him a couple weeks later wearing a tiny black dress>he grabs the hem to "look at it">hand lingers>brain.exe stops responding>playing with his hair again>keeps looking up at me>keeps almost pulling me closer>keeps stopping himself>we have now entered year seven of edging a relationship or whatever this is>friends say he's in love with me>my dad says he's in love with me>coworkers say he's in love with me>exes said he's in love with me>probably three random Best Buy employees say he's in love with me>only two people disagree>me and him>he says i'm overthinking>probablyright.jpg
Lol, wut? This would be tragic, if it weren't so funny. Maybe take the crush to Applebee's.
>>34604252sounds like a Lana Del Rey song lol. Just stop edging and get straight to the point if he refuses move on probably..