So this guy kept repeatedly brushing up against my girlfriend in the club. I felt kind of disrespected by this dude and the alcohol and adrenaline was going through me so I grabbed his ass to try to provoke and/or humiliate him. I think he knew she was taken by me but I'm not sure. He didn't react and kept doing more of the same so I grabbed his balls really hard and gave him the finger and he fucked off. It sounds cringe when I'm telling it like this but it felt really natural in the moment. Do you think it was cringe? If the guy didn't look like such a dork and was more macho than me I'd just touch him and ask if he was okay or something. Anyway what are your thoughts on how I handled this situation?
It worked didnt it?
>>34606781Yeah but my friend told me it was gay and cringe so I now I feel insecure about how I handled it.
>>34606746>Anyway what are your thoughts on how I handled this situation?I think you stand a good chance of being arrested for sexual assault and ending up on the sex offenders register.
>>34606807I think someone brushing their hand against my gf's ass unprovoked is sexual assault too.
i think you did goodsent a message but didn't cause a scene>my friend said it was cringe and gay tho :((most guys would probably start barking or something, talking loud and whatever, or just move away i guess, you stood your ground on the cool and low keythat shit wasn't by accident don't let anyone gaslight you i've been in hella packed shows and unless you are right up at the action nobody is touching you on accident unless they are getting pushed from the other side
>>34606829>I think someone brushing their hand against my gf's ass unprovoked is sexual assault too.If you can prove it was deliberate, yes. No problem proving that in your case.
>>34606873The courts have better things to do than care about stupid drunken behavior. Besides I'm in my home now and there was no incident since then. He won't do shit.
>>34606746>Grabbed his ballsAccording to Biblical law, I have bad news.>Deuteronomy 25:11-12 (KJV):>When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:>Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.
>>34606795Are you kidding me, this is very Grecian and masculine, the greeks were onto something in using sex as a tool of hierarchy and social dynamics
>>34606746I dont believe this story. Its too gay and retarded. But if this did happen you dealt with it in the gayest way. You should have just gotten between him and her and left it at that
>>34606746Nah don't worry. It was a bit of an unusual way to handle it, but it worked, so it's fine.A punch or a push might've made things escalate. Maybe the 'ol anon stress balls technique left him so shocked and appalled that he just decided to bail.
>>34606795nah, you literally put this cuck in his place.Imagine gettinb groped by the guy who's girl you're trying to steal, literally felt up like a 12 year old girl on a japanese train and you can't do anything but ru n away and cry.That kid had his world rocked and no fists were thrown, you did good champ.
>>34606746>I felt kind of disrespected by this dudeYeah but a guy will try however all your gf had to do is move away from him but she didn't.
>>34606746This is genuiently one of the most masculine things I've heard. Tf is ur bro on about. You protected your woman by bursting his balls
>>34611194She was drunk and didn't know he was even there though. I was less drunk so I noticed his antics.
>>34606746You've posted this before. I unironically think he was gay or bi
>>34606746this is the gayest thing I've ever heard.
>>34611995>t. victim of homosexual molestation
>>34606746That's why you don't drink alcohol, it makes you do stupid things. You should ignore people like that until they go away.
>>34606950Pffft kek
>>34611398She knew.She knew.