In this thread we ask the opposite gender anything! This thread has no rules specific to the thread, but we are on /adv/ and /adv/ forum rules obviously apply. Last thread seems to have been nuked for some reason. The one before that was: >>34602624
>>34608130Well, good to know that it's supposed to be a bit of a struggle no matter what. I'm thankful for seeing progress. Fleshlights used to be an instant nut, now they're decently manageable.Sounds like you're hitting a small refractory period that doesn't reduce the erection quality.Lucky. My gf got tired of my PE and wanted sustained, deep penetration, which I cannot provide (yet, hopefully).
>>34608172sooo anyone know what happened to the other one? kinda creepy o_o
Is there anything sadder than a former artists regurgitating aislop?I think not.
>>34608177We needed a new thread in a hurry. Fuck off.
>>34608176No idea. Just vanished.
>>34608180OP is not ai you idiot.
men, can I have a white monster?
>>34608185No, your egirl days are over.
Either GenderYou have the option of obtaining 20 million dollars but in exchange you now glow in the dark, head to toe, your entire body permanently glows in the dark in a similar color and intensity as a glowstick. Do you accept?
>>34608185>men, can I have a white monster?(nervous expression) I feel like I need some context for that request.
>>34608187In a heartbeat. That would be useful: I would be less likely to get mown down by careless cyclists when I'm walking at night, and I'd never need a torch/flashlight.
>>34608191lol ur so cute anon
>>34608185You want to come into Agartha?
What is this bot nonsense? It's literally two or three bots talking to each other nonstop.
she hasnt responded for 2 hoursits joever
>>34608199>2 hoursUnrealistic expectation, make that 2 business days
>>34608187MWorth it.
I for one think AI slop is an appropriate use for atoga OP.
Is Zagreb a nice place to visit?
>>34608180Who is we?
>>34608188https://youtube.com/watch?v=80GCrKdWp_8
Bitch don’t get too comfortable
Complete this sentence:_____ all ______oids.Empty length is not indicative of word length. You may fill the blanks with anything.
>>34608206>I for one think AI slop is an appropriate use for atoga OP.
>>34608216The denizens of ATOGA.
>>34608222kill all moids
>>34608222Root all androids
>>34608222It is no longer the case that all electric doorbells use a ringer controlled by a solenoid.
>>34608233"...use ringers controlled by solenoids." Fuck, I'm tired.
>>34608222Medicate all paranoids
>>34608222Meteors, meteorites, and other space-borne objects that reach Earth's atmosphere are all collectively referred to as "meteoroids".
>>34608222Avoidants doesn't sound good as avoidoids or avoids.
>>34608206Again, nobody was talking about the OP.Stop feeling so pursued over nothing.
>>34608222>Complete this sentence:>_____ all ______oids.>Empty length is not indicative of word length. You may fill the blanks with anything.The origin of the word "robot" is the 1920 science fiction play "R.U.R." (the initials standing for "Rossum's Universal Robots"), written by the Czech writer Karel Čapek; however, it should be noted that Čapek's conception of a "robot" was a biological, rather than electronic or mechanical entity (albeit still a biological entity that was assembled in a factory, not born or grown); and in nearly all more modern works of science fiction, either an alternative, specialised term is used for such entities (e.g. "replicants" in the film "Blade Runner"), or they are referred to as "androids".
>>34608222t-thanks Claude
I'll ask the same hypothetical I asked in the previous thread before it was mysteriously deleted:If you found out your 18-year old daughter in college had an affair with her professor, and he got her pregnant, what would you do?(Keep in mind, your daughter is a consenting adult so there's nothing technically illegal going on here.)
>>34608258Depends on how much of a sleazebag he is.
>>34608255>She all tabloidsThat's actually decent.
>>34608222The average male ATOGAn will insert his penis into almost anything including animals and inanimate objects; women are all he avoids.
>>34608258I would be disapointed in myself for two reasons:1. Having a child.2. Not having watched over her properly.Also, that shit is illegal in most decent countries, since it's a form of potential power abuse.
>>34608222AVOID all Foids.
>>34608258No daughter of mine could conceivably get pregnant in that situation.
>>34608258Ask her and the professor how many girls he is fucking, and whether he's going to marry her. If he's not going to, tell her to abort. Single moms' relationship marketplace value tanks hard and causes problems for the kid and her career. She should bury the history and find somebody who actually cares about having healthy family. If she's competitive herself, she could try to pursue exclusivity with the professor, but not use threats as it won't lead to organic, healthy relationship. Otherwise just abort and stop making stupid life decisions.
atoga has hit a new all time low of boredom... oids.
>>34608258>your daughter is a consenting adult so there's nothing technically illegal going on here.That doesn't necessarily follow. In many jurisdictions there are plenty of reasons why that might be illegal.
>>34608273>In many jurisdictions there are plenty of reasons why that might be illegal.And, actually, even more reasons why it might be a violation of professional ethics, even if it isn't a criminal offence.
>>34608222I'm all hemorrhoids.
>>34608222Hug all moids.
>>34608222Swallowed all opioids.
>>34608222Abused all steroids.
Girls, does shaking your booty feel nice?Girls doing that always look like they are enjoying themselves?
Wow, it's really fucking slow right now, isn't it?Okay, I have a question: when men say "no hymen no diamond" are they actually stupid enough to think that the hymen is a reliable sign of virginity? Or are they just being metaphorical?
I became asexual after seeing my ex's skidmarks for the first time.
>>34608291Classic American Tragedy
>>34608290I don't think it's possible to not be a virgin and still have a hymen
Women, if your 18 year old daughter became a stripper and her father wanted to kick her out of the house, would you back him or at least give her a chance to quit to stay?
>>34608290MIs metaphorical. I think.
>>34608295>I don't think it's possible to not be a virgin and still have a hymenIt certainly is. Some women don't entirely lose it until they give birth. But more commonly it wears away more or less to nothing long before a woman has sex for the first time.
>>34608295The hymen is just the tissue around the opening of the vagina. It isn't supposed to tear during sex (if it does, you've done something wrong) and it certainly doesn't just vanish lmao
>>34608296>talking with the father is not even an option or to find a compromiseNAG, but why do you feel the urge to make men look this terrible all the fucking time with your mentally ill questions?
>>34608296I can't imagine marrying a man who would do this. But if he did, I would say "Either she stays or I'm divorcing you."
>>34608301What would a compromise be? Part time stripper, part time catholic?
>>34608300How am I supposed to stick my penis in vagina without tearing the hymen?
>>34608305If hymens worked the way you think, virgins wouldn't be able to have periods.
>>34608301Because the only right option is to disown your slut daughter if she ended up as a stripper. It's the only way to gain back some self-respect. But most strippers are worthless fatherless abuse victims kek
>>34608307Maybe if you hadn't abused her when she was a child, this wouldn't have happened.
>>34608306This. Also, foreplay
>>34608300M here, I've tried to google and yandex search how the hymen works and I've never figured it out and there's never any good photos. If it's just part of the entrance, why is it named? Or is it because it's just a common tearing point? You could say it's just carelessness, or maybe the average size of penis is just so much larger that it almost never fits without tearing? How does an intact or broken hymen differ? If it's torn, won't it just heal? Or what changes permanently? It just genuinely seems like mythical information that doesn't exist anywhere.
>>34608309A man is only flesh and blood.
>>34608289Yes.
>indian girls who set their native language as japanese on language learning apps to try and find guys to talk toname something more pathetic than this. you can't.
>>34608317Why would they want to talk to people learning japanese?
>>34608319probably because nobody wants to learn Indian languages
>>34608322True but only weebs want to learn japanese
Why is she so attractive?
>>34608312It's a membranous structure that only exists during the formation of the genitals and purposefully breaks down over time. The extent to which it does so naturally is dependent on the person's genes, with physical activity also naturally tearing it. The only reason it's associated with sex is because any obstructive hymen left into sexual maturity will be torn during sex, which can cause bleeding.
>>34608324bagging a weeb would be a massive accomplishment for these women
TOTAL FOID DEATH
>>34608295From Wikipedia:>In several studies of adolescent female rape survivors, where patients were examined at a hospital following sexual assault, half or fewer of survivors who had not had penetration previously had any injury to the hymen. Tears of the hymen occurred in less than a quarter of cases. However, subjects that previously had not had penetrative intercourse were significantly more likely to have sustained injuries to the hymen than subjects who were found to have had penetrative intercourse.>In a study of adolescents who had previously had consensual sex, approximately half showed evidence of trauma to the hymen. Trauma to the hymen may also occur in adult non-virgins following consensual sex, although it is rare. Trauma to the hymen may heal without any visible sign of injury. An observational study of adolescent sexual assault victims found that majority of wounds to the hymen healed without any visible sign of injury having occurred.
>>34608296>would you back him or at least give her a chance to quit to stay?I would support her decision. It's her life and her mistake to make, but I would do whatever was in my power to keep her safe.>>34608317>name something more pathetic than this. you can't.Indian men in their entirety.>>34608325>Why is she so attractive?Because you don't find actual humans attractive anymore, just these Asian slop caricatures.>>34608329>TOTAL FOID DEATHTOTAL MOID HEALTH
>>34608325MShe isn't. Nu-Claire isn't particularly attractive either. Nu-Lara looks worse than ROTTR Lara. Vidya women are still enshitified even if they don't look like fridges anymore.
Tfw no plappable jeeta to bless with white seed
>>34608314How so?
>>34608326Every single thing in this post is wrong btw
Are you seriously implying that characters like pic related cannot be hot?
>>34608330>survivorskek
Women will NOT twerk on or for their guy, but they will twerk anywhere else publicly. Make it make sense?
>>34608341Meant for >>34608332
>>34608335NTAGive it a try yourself.I know I like to dance every now and then, even just with myself!With the record selection and the mirror's reflectionI'm ah dancing with myselfOh, when there's no one else in sightAh in the crowded lonely nightWell, I wait so long for my love vibrationAnd I'm dancing with myself
>>34608341Sure, but they balanced it out by making her a lesbian.
>>34608341>Latina>LesbianMi calabacita
>>34608343I don't do it for men, I do it to mog other women.
>>34608347As if you are gay.
>>34608343Mine twerked for me, skill issue
>>34608187I'd have to invent black out contact lenses to sleep but ok.
>>34608335It's like dancing. Physical activity is fun, I worked hard to get really good at it, it makes me feel sexy, and my bf likes it. There are no negatives to it.
>>34608349I am gay. What's your point?
>>34608187MYes, I don't like turning the lights on at night. It would be useful to see better indoors.
>>34608347Judy was insanely hot, but if you get down to brass tacks, she was kind of a horrible girlfriend. The relationship always seemed to be on her terms, with V doing most of the emotional heavy lifting while Judy was focused on her own issues. It's also pretty crazy how quickly she moved on from you during the NUSA ending.
>>34608187If the photoreceptors of your eyes also glowed, you'd be blind.
Feels like 4chan is in its blue dwarf phase
>>34608290Men are stupid and don't understand a lot.
>>34608325Because you like young boys, pedo
>>34608362>youngIt's a girl and she has the voice of a 30 year old in the trailer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aVoaSixc0E
>>34608360NTA. This doesn't mean what you seem to think. Men have a wider distribution of IQ scores and women are more clustered around the mean. Men are overrepresented at both the lowest AND highest IQ levels. Or, even more succintly, women are more "average" than men.
Gender Is it bad to make your basement your master bedroom if you get to have a big comfy room?
>>34608353No you aren't, you goofer.
>>34608352>my bfThe one who gave you the slut bracelet and who already has a real gf? Do you have 0 self-respect?
>>34608365Same goes in terms of appearances
>free 5 days out of the week everyweek>ask her out on a date>she suggests 2 dates>both are on the exact days that Im not freewhat are the chances
>>34608366MIs it just me or it feels like there is something primal in wanting you bedroom to be in the highest point of your house more or less. Feels safer and more defensible.
>>34608376most women dont really care about that stuff
>>34608369You fixate on the dumbest things. Are you that jealous?
>tfw no purpose in life>have a good job but have no desire to progress in my career>no pets no gf no parents>No real friends>Abandoned all hobbies that kept me alive including gaming and painting>Don't care about money nor material thingsShould I unironically convert to Islam? I'm really about to crash out...
>>34608356Well, yes, but you basically get together when she's at an all time low. Ev is missing and then kills herself, Clouds happens, she then finds out V is dying, she wants to leave NC because it has done nothing but take from her. And in the NUSA ending, V tells her she'll be gone for a couple weeks, but that turns into her disappearing for two years. She moves on with her life and tries to find some level of normalcy and healing. What's really a kicker is her phrasing when you call her. She specifically says that her wife is nothing like V, and then says, "I'm good now, V. Please don't take that away," meaning that she could if she wanted to. She's still in love with V, but she knows she has to close the door to that chapter of her life.Also, she breaks up with you in the Star ending because she makes it explicitly clear she wants to leave Night City, and I'm glad we get that bit of realism. Like everything doesn't magically work out because the player character wants it to.
>>34608376Browse /fa/ and nothing else. Slowly start wearing fashionable shit and then show her outfit ideas from /fa/.
>>34608376Does she even know what 4chan is? If so, just say you were using some lukewarm board like /an/ or /mu/
>>34608380He’s just like me bruh
>>34608372they have a sixth sense for this stuff and always seek to humiliate you in the dating battleground.
>>34608392the female hivemind communicates these things they do it on purpose
>>34608379Yes, I'm very jealous of a sex pet relationship where the guy I'm fucking shows me no respect lol sooo jealous
>>34608381I don't think Judy's circumstances excuse everything. Yes, she's at rock bottom when V meets her, but relationships aren't judged only by why someone behaves a certain way, they're also judged by how they treat their partner.The problem is that a lot of Judy's romance feels one-sided. V spends most of the relationship helping Judy cope with Evelyn's death, the fallout from clouds, her trauma, and her desire to leave NC. Meanwhile, V is literally dying, and Judy rarely seems as invested in supporting V as V is in supporting her.As for the Tower ending, V disappearing for two years isn't really a normal breakup scenario. V didn't ghost her by choice they underwent a dangerous experimental procedure and ended up in a coma. Judy moving on is understandable, but the speed and finality of how she closes the door can still leave the player feeling that the relationship wasn't as deep or unconditional as the game initially suggested.
My dream man is probably stuck in an office handling important stuff and has no time to date...
>>34608394>where the guy I'm fucking shows me no respectHe shows me lots of respect. And kindness. And love. And appreciation. He's pretty great.
>>34608397CEOs have time to date.
>>34608380Why do you need a religon to tell you how to create meaning in your life? Steal sperm from a man or do charity work.
>>34608407I'm not convinced.
Men, do you show respect and love to your gf by giving her a slut bracelet?
>>34608410>slut braceletLike for whores? So she gets stopped on the street? Are you guys cucks?
>>34608410If by slut bracelet you mean gold jewelry then yes
>>34608410But is it hand made with love? What is something to bring her joy and remind her of you of mark your territory?
I swear to god if facebook doesn't stop showing me cock prints in ballhammock undies, I'm going to find zuckie and deck him.
>>34608410I once made my gf a bracelet with the word "CUMSLUT" on it.
>>34608407Who is we?
>>34608410>doesn't respond to me and instead shitpostsThat's embarrassing.
>>34608365So women are just doing better in college than men for no reason?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvUPDSDZg1kwe're in here
Mih BOMBOCLAAT
>>34608410Women, do you show respect and love to your bf by telling him about every casual sex encounter you've had before designating him as your temporary bf?
>>34608428Instantly
>>34608421More embarrassing than being in some fetish three way "relationship" in your mid 30s while all your friends are married and have children?
Womens, what are some gross habits that annoy you about guys?>>34608428Instantly after you notice some kindness
>>34608429No, why would you remember that. Just get tested.
>>34608435I am in a stable relationship, sharing a nice home with people I love. When I get home from work, I'm going to make some lunch then get back to tidying up the future baby room. Then we're probably going to watch some tv and fuck. What are you doing today besides thinking about me and my relationship?
>>34608424College is geared towards women. And going to college isn't a clear sign of above average intelligence.I wasn't denying that on a gender basis, the mean of yours has a higher IQ than the mean of ours. Again, succinctly, the conclusion that men are stupid and don't understand a lot was simply not related to your image.You need to learn to interpret statistics outside the confines of your personal ideology.
what are good locations or hobbies for a twenty something yrs old man to meet with older women with the goal of making friends and the eventual hook up?
>>34608441Ping pong table at a psych ward.
>>34608410>doesn't respond to anybody who answered >just wanted to try to get negative responses to make another poster feel bad but instead got nothing but indifferent or positive answers
>>34608444i acually had the idea of working as a nursing staff for psych ward so its not a bad idea
There’s this cute autistic girl in my building I went out with her but she said she’s asexual + aromanticI’m gonna keep trying though, I think it’s just a cope because she’s never had anyone show interest
>>34608441Volunteering especially food banks
>>34608360>>34608424>>34608440both distributions are actually centered at the same IQ value, around 100, so the graph literally depicts equal average IQ for both women and men; the red curve (women) and the blue (men) peak at the same score.even more of a nothingburger and I don't know why this keeps being posted...
>>34608425>dd2 expansion announced in a tendie directWhat the fuck
Our entire society is geared towards women
>>34608453As it should be. We protect and support our weaker.
>>34608450Is there any evidence for this at all? I see it constantly parroted, but one way or the other it seems like a cope/compromise to avoid saying that one sex is better than the other.
Cool...
>>34608448the more you show her affection the more you'll push her away. That was my experience with those types
>>34608459I can fix her
>>34608466I hope gay men fix you if you think you're straight
My TBI happened 11 years ago today
>>34608471You should probably namefag as TBI
>>34608474At least he has an excuse for being retarded, unlike the rest of us.
Men, how are you planning on advancing/building civilization today?
>>34608441You don't have cougar bars where you live?
>>34608453It should be, but it isn't. Even the parts you think are about women are just in relation to how it affects men.
>>34608477I want to build tiktok huts on a random piece of land.
>>34608479Ruined my entire life
So do anons and femanons love each other now? Are we done with the gender slapfights?
Women, do you blame these women for attracting weirdos?
>>34608428Instantly if you notice something special about them that is important to you/you like
>>34608222therapy all schizoids.>>34608229that sounds good, too.>>34608486never.slap all moids.
>>34608477Go to war and build houses
>>34608478how can i identify a bar as being cougar bar specifically?
>>34608477I am not doing any of that
>>34608493What war are you fighting in? By "build houses" I assume you're an architect of some kind? So you're both a solider and architect at the same time? How does that work?
>>34608492I'd cum
>>34608489No, everyone gets creeped on and if someone's willing to keep subhumans off the streets and exploit them I admire them for it and hope they can remain safe doing it
>>34608496Nta Ever heard of sappers?
>>34608489>Women, do you blame these women for attracting weirdos?"Pile of shit wonders why there are so many flies around it"
>>34608486No. Slap all moids. Plap >him.
>>34608489What happens if I want to work there as a guy? >>34608486Absolutely, gender wars are just another manufactured way to distract from the wealth gap>>34608487It happened when I was 16. I was just starting to discover my identity and sexuality. But all that was torn apart and I was turned into a hollow shell. Lost all my friends in the year after it happenedCame to believe I was trans (I wasn’t) and of course the doctors affirmed all that. So I spent 8 years of my life trying to be a girl and trying to get somebody to love me enough to fix me.
>>34608489Women can be weirdos, too?
>>34608222Vasectomy for all moids
I dont need pornography I just use my mind
>>34608503Sissified twink
Do you think society should enforce some sort of punishment against people who watch TikTok in public with no earbuds?
>>34608496I'm a renaissance man
>>34608508No. But they should be encouraged to keep the volume lower. Ear and heaphones are horrible for you I haven't used one in years
>>34608494Full of older women, few if any older men. Usually expensive, offer light food, music isn't too loud, might have a terrace
>>34608508Yes, but given how popular TikTok and being an an obnoxious shithead is with zoomers and gen alpha, there will be a lot of pushback from them.>>34608509Elaborate please.
>>34608457Earl B. Hunt (2010). Human Intelligence (Cambridge University Press)>There are no sex differences in general intelligence – standardized IQ tests were written to show no differences, and separate assessments that were not written with this criterion show no differences in general intelligence. [...] Average between-sex differences on specific cognitive abilities – notably reading and writing (female advantage) and some mathematical and visuospatial abilities (male advantage) – often show considerable cross-cultural variation in effect size."https://www.cambridge.org/core/books/abs/cambridge-handbook-of-intelligence/sex-differences-in-intelligence/C2918C9E4FC97CE772D74388A242DEA2Ulric Neisser et al. (1996). "Intelligence: Knowns and Unknowns" (Report of the American Psychological Association Task Force, published in American Psychologist)>Most standard tests of intelligence have been constructed so that there are no overall score differences between females and males. Some recent studies do report sex differences in IQ, but the direction is variable and the effects are small (Held, Alderton, Foley, & Segall, 1993; Lynn, 1994). This overall equivalence does not imply equal performance on every individual ability. While some tasks show no sex differences, there are others where small differences appear and a few where they are large and consistent.>Although there are no important sex differences in overall intelligence test scores, substantial differences do appear for specific abilities. Males typically score higher on visual-spatial and (beginning in middle childhood) mathematical skills; females excel on a number of verbal measures. Sex hormone levels are clearly related to some of these differences, but social factors presumably play a role as well.https://www.mun.ca/biology/scarr/APA%201985%20Intelligence%20-%20Knowns%20and%20Unknowns.pdf
>>34608506I don't need my mind I just use pornography.
>>34608514Haha
>>34608505Nah
>>34608514I don't need my mind, I just use my ears for ASMR.
What do you guys think of lolcow dot farm
>>34608457the difference is that male intelligence has more outliers both in the positive and the negative. so yes, men have more supergeniuses among them than women, but also more extremely low IQ subhuman retards.
>>34608513Wtf is going on in this nerd thread
I want to hear her say my name
Men and women fighting is so stupid like nigga you’re part of the same species
>>34608519I'm listening to ASMR right now
>>34608524*smokey voice* Melvin
>>34608501Femcels tongue my anus
>game theoryits my moid's actual course in college. Literal nursery for adults, they play games and get grades for it and it's supposed to be maths
>>34608176Hood rp got a little too juicy for the jannies
I’ve seen footage (I stay moided)
Might commit a horrible poo
>>34608530What's wrong with this?
>>34608372She probably knows you well
>>34608527As you should, I hope you bend over while doing so.
>>34608530game theory is pretty cool
>>34608535>>34608539I don't know, maybe college shouldn't be about playing games?
>>34608535Nothing lol, the foid doesn’t understand game theory. Which is the most fascinating real world application of mathematics imo to a normal person, and no it’s not literally about board games FOIDS
>>34608540I don't know if you are trolling
>>34608540It's college bruh it's all one big game
Is it me or do most femcels don't have a good understanding on how genetics works
I really don't want to get a job. I think i am just going to go back to mummy and daddy
>>34608538I was doing my stretches, funnily enough.
>>34608543That’s obviously bait. Moidal in nature. Nobody’s that reductive while being confidently stupid unless they’re imitating a woman
>>34608477Honestly, today women were the heroes as far as I'm concerned.
>>34608543>>34608547>moids think playing games as part of """"education"""" is normalWhat's next, will they write greentexts instead of essays?
How do I convince a normie girl that video games are a good way to spend time?
>>34608553Name a few>>34608555>moids think playing games as part of """"education"""" is normalWhat's next, will have consensual sex with their rapist instead of essays?
Watching Hitchslaps
>>34608353Panam isn't gay though. I tried it with her but she firmly but politely shut me down. Ended up with Judy instead, but Panam would have been my first choice.
>>34608557You don't
I’m like a fish without water
>>34608555>>34608540>A large part of mathematics which becomes useful developed with absolutely no desire to be useful, and in a situation where nobody could possibly know in what area it would become useful; and there were no general indications that it ever would be so.John von Neumann
>>34608555this one was too on the nose
This pic is so accurate it hurts
>>34608558You're pretty slow I'm sorry to say
I should make a chrome extension that filters incel messages on 4chan
>>34608570Why do men act like wanting to fuck any woman with a working vagina is a virtue and not pathetic?
>>34608570Dis pic got me entering beast mode rn
>>34608561She's not explicitly straight, especially since she flirts the same way. She just won't Romance a female V. Same with Kerry, since he's bisexual but will only romance a male V. Judy is the only one whose sexuality is explicitly stated.
>>34608571Girls used to block my number so I became a rapist now I chat with them everyday and we laugh endlessly >>34608575It is a virtue in the sense that it’s biologically adaptive. The way you pride yourself on selecting good men is a virtue is the same way a guy fucking literally every girl and cumming in her is virtuous.
>>34608578helped with what exactly
>>34608557Maybe find a gooner girl
>>34608575Same can be said about how pathetic it is for women to be obsessed over effeminate pretty boys
Why so you, a man, play a female character in a role playing game?
>>34608558>Name a fewSome moid had fucked up, fallen off his bicycle and hit his head. One foid is tending to him trying to stem the bleeding with paper tissues. Another foid is on the phone with emergency services. Shortly after another foid shows up, says she's studying to be a neurosurgeon or something, helps tending to the moid.Ambulance arrives, both EMTs are women.
>>34608587This. It’s just good strategy for maximizing your gene spread. An evolutionary adaptation.
>>34608594In third person games it's gay to play as a male character. Only one heterosexual option remains.
>>34608596Just say guy freak
>>34608569I'm lucky no woman has tried to baby trap me, if I think about it.
>>34608592I thought we were only into muscular rich abuse chads?
>>34608574You should.
>>34608596Oh my god the naïveté is so endearing. *pats you on the headYou’re gonna be very successful one day*quickly rush to the bathroom to wash off the layer of grease to top of your head left on my palm
>>34608584>She's not explicitly straight, especially since she flirts the same way. She just won't Romance a female V.Explicit enough for me.>Same with Kerry, since he's bisexual but will only romance a male V.Kerry's gay. Johnny is the bi one.
>>34608606Where I did I say that
>>34608594Because I like females. I pick the options I like.
>>34608609Why do men lie about not having any standards?>>34608613With your shitty blackpill image>>34608575
>>34608609Lemme put this in moid speak.>you wanna level up so you grind for 9 months >you have a choice between grinding for an S+ tier weapon or a F tier one that’s worse than what you already have>the ability to tell the difference based on your build ends up being a legitimate test of skill
>>34608617Fuck linked the wrong post>>34608570
>>34608610Huh?
>>34608617Not the guy who posted the image schizo
>>34608612KERRY HAD A WIFE AND KIDS! HE FUCKED FEMALE GROUPIES!
>>34608596giwiw the moid.
>>34608619Why do foids talk like this?
>>34608594The male sprite in pokemon sapphire looks bad.
>>34608625What’s that acronym
>>34608619why are you like this
>>34608624https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard_(companion)
>>34608625He really wasn't having a good time. At least he was conscious and lucid.
>>34608625Sorry about your yeast infection
UGHHHH LEAVE ME ALONE
>>34608642I thought you liked the attention
The greatest trick the devil ever pull is pretending women aren’t extremely easy
>>34608631No, he's legitimately bisexual. Both in 2020 and 2077.
>>34608642Turn off the computer then retard
>>34608642AKIRA
>>34608646Online yes not irl
>>34608653So quit bitching nobody likes a whining foid
>>34608222Have sex with all sexy foids
>>34608642Plap
>>34608656When they stop giving me what I want and trying to fuck me I’ll consider it
>>34608656I am a guy
>>34608649Then why would they make him go only for male V?
>>34608661Tits or gtfo
>>34608666That’s not how it works here
>>34608666You in the wrong hood dawg We treat women with respect here yo
>>34608665To balance out the romance options and maximize replay value.
>>34608628This.
>>34608669>>34608672So does this mean she have flat tits
State gender and your thoughts on this speechhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=uR5JYJ52wjoI see a lot of videos for women on YouTube on how to get a so-called hourglass body, wider hips and bigger breasts. Essentially, they will tell you to work out, do plastic surgery, go on unnatural diets and so on.All of this is bullshit. There's one solution to all of your problems: pregnancy.The reason you look the way you look is because you did not get pregnant right after you started menstruating. Your menstruation is literally your body, nature, God if you are religious telling you to have children now. Not doing that is exactly the same as not eating meat and fat when you are hungry. It completely goes against your body's needs and senses and you will be naturally punished for it. And in this case, you are punished with your looks.https://youtube.com/watch?v=uR5JYJ52wjoEvery woman on earth that did not get pregnant when she was supposed to now looks different than she should. Which means that most women in Europe and North America don't look the way they are supposed to.Do you understand how big of a deal this is? Almost every woman that walks past you in everyday life doesn't look the way she is naturally supposed to.The looks are one thing, but there's a much bigger problem that most women have no clue about. Your body stops growing at around the age of 18. Growth is not only your height. Your body goes through a lot of changes, and one of them is that it tightens and stays that way for life. This is a huge problem for women in the west today.
>>34608677You've probably been told all of your life that childbirth is very painful, right? It actually isn't, but it is for most women in the west. And that's because they give birth almost 15 years too late. You have to understand that from nature's perspective, you are seen as a loser. And that's why you will be punished with pain.This is why you have to give birth when you are young and flexible. Your hips will widen very easily when giving birth and you won't have to go through those painful contractions that women who give birth at an unnatural age go through. Your hips will stay that way and make all of your future births just as easy. Whereas those women can even risk bleeding to death when they give birth again. This is a natural punishment for going against nature.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uR5JYJ52wjoYou won't have stretch marks, your breasts will be much bigger because you will be pregnant while you are going through puberty, which is how it's supposed to be. It will give you an extra boost, so to speak. This is how you actually naturally get an attractive body as a woman.Of course, you have to still eat natural food to be well developed and have an easy birth. You can't eat cookies and pasta and expect to have an easy childbirth, no matter how young you are. Genes obviously also play a role, and some women simply do have different body types.
>>34608677I know a woman’s purpose when I see it
>>34608678The media teaches women to be promiscuous, the schools teach them to use protection, and the families usually don't even get involved. Today they don't have a strong father figure to lead them or to teach them anything.Back in the day, we did not document our birth dates as we do now. Most people didn't know how old they are because naturally it's irrelevant. On the day a girl got her first period is usually when she lost her virginity and got impregnated. Nobody cared about her exact age because it didn't matter up until today.I'll give you some examples. In Spain, 20 years ago, the age of consent was 12. It was changed to 16 some years ago. In Italy and Germany it was also 12 for ages. In Italy it is 14 now. Not that much has changed there. In Canada, up until 2008, it was also 14.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uR5JYJ52wjoArtificial marriages with a contract usually happen between the ages of 9 and 12 all around the earth. A bit over 100 years ago, the age of consent in the United States was seven to 12 years, depending on the state. In 1920, after World War I, it was changed to 16 to 18. All of a sudden. That's also when women started working and sending their children to kindergarten. All of a sudden the children were in the hands of the government. Everything started going downhill. 100 years ago it was like a great reset.Nowadays we have mind control programs such as To Catch a Predator with Chris Hansen. I'm sure a lot of you have seen it. Men get caught for wanting to sleep with 15 year old girls. Yet in Europe, the age of consent is 14 to 15 in most countries. And that's simply because even the governments here understand that no matter how old you are as a guy, you would have to be severely mentally ill not to find a 15 year old girl attractive.
>>34608677>>34608678How many threads do you plan to post this copypasta in?
>>34608681Yet in the United States, you are seen as a monster for having a natural attraction, even though that's only one year away from 16, which is legal in a lot of states. It's a man-made number. And most importantly in nature, you would never be able to tell if a girl is 15 or 16. Yet people still get prison sentences for sleeping with 15 year old girls. But it's totally fine if she turns 16 the next day. Absolutely ridiculous.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uR5JYJ52wjoWomen in nature don't work. Yes, they may gather food or do some chores here and there, but that's about it. Men do all of the heavy work and that's because biochemically, we actually enjoy it.You as a woman do not want to work and you most certainly do not enjoy working out or doing any kind of sports. Hormonally, it completely goes against your biochemistry. The more you work out, the more infertile you get. You would be a million times happier having a peaceful life, taking care of your children and your husband. A large amount of the time you would be pregnant and that alone would make you want to rest. Besides running the risk of a miscarriage if you would lift anything heavy.Women nowadays sleep around and then they later realize that they want to have a family and a husband who is loyal and respects them. Snap out of it. Deep down every man is going to see you as used up. Don't complain about it. Realize that you fucked up and try to make the best out of it.
>>34608677You wood haff to be extreemely mentally eel not toe won’t to fack a fifteeen year old girl
Just came back from hotel sex with chad, was cuter than his pics and came three times and made me cum twice, spent a couple hours in his nice icy hotel room. Didn't feel like breakfast even though he offered wanted to come home and shower
Why do femcels justify their ridiculous preferences by saying it's muh natural selection
>>34608683Let's break all of this down and take the US as an example. As a teenager, you sleep around already. When you've had two to three partners, the likeliness of you ever being able to pair bond is close to impossible.You are not allowed to naturally marry anybody who is older than you, who may be strong enough to take care of you. But you are allowed to sleep with other teenagers who watch porn and will drop you as soon as they have used you. This is where all of these damaged girls come from.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uR5JYJ52wjoYou are not even allowed to artificially marry anybody with a contract before the age of 18. This is insane and inhumane because they make it impossible for girls to have stable relationships or to create a functioning family. You may have so-called relationships that even last a few years, but all of them will break in the end because of this.Essentially, it is illegal to have a family in the United States of America. I'm not kidding. This is what the New World Order is all about.You believe that you are being oppressed as a woman, when in reality the liberation is the oppression.
>>34608687Because biology rules over everything
I'm reading that.
>>34608687What are you talking about? It's incels who are the ones going on about "muh natural selection is why I need to fuck a 15 year old Stacy with an amazing body". Holy projection Batman.
>>34608690I’m listening to it while reading other posts
>>34608666Nah, you show your tits moid
>>34608677F>You don't enjoy working out or doing sportsAu contraire, it's one of the few things in life that bring me joy. This guy is retarded.
>>34608695According to the copypasta, women only suffer from pain during childbirth for not having kids in their teens, which is objectively wrong. It's literally just a predator justifying why he wants to fuck underage girls.
>>34608689Describe me what traits are desirable and why>>34608691Never said incels were saints but ok
>>34608696Source?>>34608697Tall, broad shoulders, long neck, big hands, hunter eyes, narrow waist, low body fat strong jaw, positive canthal tilt, dark thick eyebrows sunken cheeks high defined cheekbones, large penis and testicles, defined foot arch, rounded muscle bellies, blue eyes, straight nose. Etc
>>34608696women who give birth to their first child while being teenagers have less pain in childbirth as the bones haven’t fully set so they can “stretch” when the baby is coming out as opposed to a 32 year old roastie
>>34608696Right here>>34608678>>34608703https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2017/12/27/573826484/why-some-teen-moms-cant-get-the-pain-relief-they-choose-in-childbirthWhy are teen girls giving birth asking for epidurals then?
>>34608705You ask for an epidural before pain begins do to social conditioning try again
I ate kfc for dinner twice in a row this is what healing looks like
>>34608707I see you didn't read the article.>"So as it progressed and it got more and more painful, she did request an epidural," Sweeney says.
>>34608694Ew no>>34608701Alot of those traits are polygenic and are partially determined by the environment
>>34608705Teenage and adult women are stupid and gullible which is why they do things like ask doctors to rape and mutilate their newborn sons shortly after birth
>>34608710Why would I read state propaganda. The “pain” was only fear of pain source: I was 15 once I know how my brain worked
Sweet Home Alabama
>>34608711Epigenetics retart. And they’re overwhelmingly genetic
>>34608713Holy fucking delusion. If birth was so was so easy for teen girls, where are the teenage mothers talking about how easy giving birth was then? And before you say "Muh social shame", it's very easy to open up about controversial opinions on the internet.
>>34608682He has schizophrenia, be patient
>>34608712I just came for the cheeky bants I didn’t expect a truth bomb
The moids are being extremely evil today
>>34608709KFC is bottom of the barrel fried chicken
>>34608717I’ve LITERALLY seen it stupid. The doctor lie is it’s so painful you forget. Which is what happens to hags. My friend had a kid at 15 and was such a bitch about it because she only had 2 contractions and said it was really weird but not that painful and bragged about it
>>34608712We know what's best for them. Men are better cut I've sampled both
>>34608724In what way?
>>34608726Ah okay, so we're doing "muh personal anecdotes" and we don't have any real evidence then. Despite the fact that pretty much all women who've given birth without epidurals agree that childbirth was the most painful thing they've ever gone through, your one single exception proves that men need to molest underage girls.
>>34608727sex is more fun for the man if he has his foreskin and men are stronger so saying might makes right to justify cutting baby boys means i can just say might makes right so men can rape even if the women dont enjoy it
>>34608724Plap
>>34608715Yeah but the thing is about natural selection is that it's not about survival of the fittest it's about being good enough and adaptable enough to survive the environment. You don't need to be a tall gigachad to survive and pass on your genes to the next generation.
>>34608724This is what HAPPENS when you think you can CONTROL us with not so much as a FOOT pic. GIVE US THE PUSSY OR WERE GONNA START ACTING IN ACCORDANCE WITH OUR OWN INTERESTS>>34608727Wrong. You were able to sample a low tier intact man and a high tier rape mutilant. Only the worst of intact men have any sexual overlap with the disease ridden circuMKultra victims and their hoes
>>34608730NTAWhat are your thoughts on men who are pro-circumcision? Please don't cop out and just say they're brainwashed by Jews.
>>34608730What do I give a shit if it makes it better for the man if it's better for me if he's cut? Cut guys can still cum and it looks better and smells better so stop whining
>>34608729it doesnt matter if a healthy non obese 15 year old girl giving birth in the proper position feels pain as long as its significantly less painful than if she would have done it in her twenties instead
>>34608729DNR but yeah, the medical industry lies. Sources get thrown out. We’re all critical of big pharmaceutical companies until it challenges our ingrained beliefs. Try becoming self aware
What do men who criticize pic related think of women who are absolute sexual sadists?
>>34608733I've had several cut men all were musty even post shower and the extra skin did nothing for pleasure
>>34608736Yes one single exception to the rule doesn't magically change the rule you idiot.>>34608738>And before you say "Muh social shame", it's very easy to open up about controversial opinions on the internet.
>>34608735women cant enforce their own rights
>>34608743what does a pic from a shithole country have to do with your penis being better cut? Go thank your momma
>>34608740Can you proofread skank?
>>34608745The funny thing is that Islamic Sharia Law countries practice circumcision. So it's a self-own on his part.
Chat, how do you know when you have fallen in love?
Most rapes in the USA Today are actually committed by women heres whyThe amount of rapes in the USA was allegedly 127527 in 2024 https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/rape-statistics-by-stateBut that statistic didnt include routine infant circumcision of a baby boy as rape even though it clearly is rapeEvery year in the usa about 1.5 million circumcisions performed annually on baby boys.OBGYN According to a 2023 survey 62 percent of OBGYNs were female making it the specialty with the highest share of female doctors in the US Looking ahead in the next 10 years 66 percent of OB/GYNs are expected to be female StatistaContemporary OBGYNPediatrics In the US pediatrics leads with 66 percent female physicians as of 2022 followed by OBGYN at 62 percent . PremedcatalystTheres actually solid published data on this. A large study analyzing over one million insurance claims for newborn circumcisions between 2010 and 2021 found the following breakdownMost circumcisions were inpatient 59 percent and were performed by obstetricians 45 percent or pediatricians 33 percent advanced practice providers APPs performed 0.9 percent and pediatric urologists performed 0.7 percent ScienceDirectSo OBGYNs and pediatricians together account for roughly 78 percent of newborn circumcisions.Most circumcision operations are done by women probably at least 60 percent which means women are responsible for 900000 rapes as 60 percent of 1.5 million is 900000Men would be 40 percent of 1.5 million which is the other 600000 cuttings and rapes plus the 127527 other adult on adult rapes form earlier which is only 727527 rapes by men significantly less then womens 900000 rapes
>>346087422 absolute misses in a single reply. I’m not even following the other argument and I know you failed to respond to what was being said
>>34608749Some countries practice very detailed, almost artistic mutilations. I've seen a weiner split in three
>>34608753Look if you want to fuck kids, just say so, no need to justify it with "muh biology".
>>34608749doesnt matter because white atheist christian or pagan men can treat their baby boys and adult women however they want and theres literally nothing women can do about it except ask for their rights back since women cant enforce their own rights
Sitting right next to a cute moid in class rn. This is the closest I’ll get to having sex.
>>34608754That’s from hellraiser anon
>>34608761Can you smell him
Has the vegan abortion spammer returned?
>>34608767I look like a woman with a real life penis and maybe even balls, this trick would not work for me.
>>34608761If he asked to go to the broom closet with you rn would you say yes? And if yes, would rape even be possible or you’d just go along with whatever he tried on you? A femanon suggested we try to understand female sexual psychology so I’m not being a degen by asking
>>34608771No, now we have a "Teenage girls need to give birth for the sake of society, I swear I'm not a pedophile" spammer.
>>34608774YWNBAW
>>34608776Women are everywhere strutting around histrionically. You might be retarded and blindI guess it’s just canon now that a toga believes you’re supposed to fuck kids the opposition did not fight back very hard and conceded quickly. I guess moral people like me need a new gen
>>34608739I don't think you can love someone and want to hurt them in a sadistic way
>>34608780I said I look like one, not that I am one. >>34608768He’s not sitting close enough, but from but I can tell he doesn’t have any smell to him. >>34608775Men only think in sexual terms.. never romance.
>>34608787Penis
>>34608789Romance is fake because all women are whores including nuns since they are a great example of female hypergamy as they want to be with the most powerful being in existence and they would rather share him with millions of other women than commit to a average man who is her looksmatch
>>34608789Romance = a guy doing shit for the woman btw autists. Evolutionarily it’s the man signaling that he will raise the woman’s children if he knocks her up. It’s as good as sex is for men, probably better. Guess what bitches you me too us? What happens after a few months? Simp meme widespread. No sex no romance well all be miserable
>>34608797no thigh gap you are disgusting
>>34608783Ya I’m a uggo >>34608794Sorry for whatever women hurt u
>>34608800Those are definitely a man’s hips, neck and flabby arms
>>34608776Autistic guys trying to dom are so funny lmao it always ends up so awkward and embarassing.
>>34608725Hardees has better chicken than kfc
>>34608807Are you esl?
>>34608805Society does a good job naturally of barring low status males from approaching women. The only reason you’d ever think to approach her past age 12 when you typically learn your place in the world is due to catch all dating advice from the internet which necessitated the rise of the blackpill which everyone understood for all of time but pretended they didn’t.
>>34608797I am in public right now refrain from posting images like these
>>34608806That’s definitely not a gap you disgusting ugly idiot stand up straight and barefoot with your heels and big toes touching
How many of you are NARPs?
>>34608818Nta but it’s the same skirt>>34608807It’s 2 guys I’m pretty sure and I’m one of them. But you’d probably be better suited for the lg board anyway
>>34608817So then what's your excuse?
>>34608826Because you are lazy, weak, ugly and lack willpower so you will never be anything more than a practice girlfriend for a high quality man or a second choice for a loser simps wife>>34608830You have a very long way to go
>>34608831NTAGrammar whores like you deserve the bullet.
Gyatt damn
>>34608833just make a thread on /soc/ instead
>>34608838it's not about the grammar it's about being generally insufferable, and posting ass pics to a blue board. I can't tell if she's actually this stupid or it's just her schtick.
>>34608841>redtoga
>>34608846I feel really bad for your husband
WomenIs it a red flag if a guy had his first girlfriend and sexual experience at 14 with a girl who was five years older at the time?
>>34608846That's not the same woman as the blonde whose early 2000s pics you posted, so part of this is a larp.
>JUST ACT DISINTERESTED BRO IF SHE THINKS YOU'RE INTERESTED SHE'LL LOSE INTERESTfuck this stupid shit
>>34608854It’s only a red flag for her, she’s a predator.
>>34608860okay how does it work then, foid whisperer?
>>34608870>IF YOU SHOW ANY SEMBLANCE OF INTEREST IN A GIRL YOU'RE A FREAK
you ever indulge someone's fetish but find it so silly that you laugh during the act and make them feel terrible
Men,Elf boomer crashout or Kittenposter zoomer crashout?
>>34608824do you like tall shy mid-20s men...
Hella weird vibes today.
>>34608883Kittenposter is cute. If the age gap wasnt so rough and I wasnt a loser I'd hit her up and date her. Kittenposter > Elf any day.
>>34608868Nta but it’s kinda like taking turns showing vulnerability (which takes a few forms) rather than investing fully in a person who doesn’t match the commitment and probably won’t after you do because of human nature. Being to into someone signals they think they’re far beneath you and you will probably agree with their appraisal despite them previously having a chanceBtw>>34608733>>34608807>>34608833Moids, if you act up the foids WILL post hole to get you to shut up. If you shit up the general enough you will get a biological female I guarantee it
>>34608900Gross
>>34608902at first I was like >are you fucking seriousbut then I was like>mommy~
>>34608900your husband is a turbocuck ngl. Brutal
>>34608905>mommyslophow to make women disgusted and scared 101
>>34608805Im usually pretty good at that unless i'm super nervous>>34608905were so cooked
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>>34608914She's fucking 45 years old bro
>>34608849
>>34608900Why will you delete?
>>34608928breastfeed me please
>>34608925I dunno if that's the purpose of pursuing asian girls>>34608928Somehow, I don't believe you, because you just said, "I'm not posting any more here" and then immediately posted a pic of your ass.You'll stop when the (You)'s stop flowing.
>>34608923still gay and cringe
>>34608810>HardeesYou just doxxed yourself. It's Carl's Jr. in the western half of the US.
>>34608935Thank you for taking my opinion of “gross” into consideration. Please stop posting these pictures immediately and keep namefagging so I don’t confuse you with the other foids who I like more
>>34608935Have you tried communicating with your husband about your sex life?
>>34608945If you can't call a milf mommy you're just doing it wrong. But yeah you shouldn't call fucking 20 year olds mommy
>>34608946I've said I've been eastern usa before. This isn't new.
Elf when was the last time you swallowed cum?
>>34608946Culvers Custard, if you're from the midwest
>>34608900Stupid fucking titty monsters
This was a good day to work from home
>>34608919What if you work as a breast care specialist?
>>34608935Maybe have him get his test levels checked? I know this is associated with gay bodybuilding culture but dosing test as you age as a man to offset natural losses in hormones has shown to be both safe and highly beneficial to several areas of health, sexual appetite and performance being a big one.
>>34608959>I almost puked I was trying too hardDamn, how'd you try too hard? or was his nut just that awful?
>>34608946>regional chain covers half the country with 1500 stores>doxxed ? I think you might just be paranoid dude.
>>34608953Nice try, but I'm pinging in on your location and have narrowed it down to 27 states. It won't be long now.
>>34608961only acceptable in xray vision
>>34608957>open /adv/>get tittymoggedDONT LOOK FLATTIE FEMANONS!!!
State GenderWhen you masturbate, do you try to finish as quickly as possible, or do you prefer to take your time?
>>34608968I've said what states even too, goofy.
Did you know?Wishes stopped working in like the 1100s, because a disgruntled proto-anon wished that all future wishes wouldn't be granted
>>34608974I edge myself for roughly 30 minutes then bust hard. The post nut clarity of whatever weird shit I jerked off to usually hits harder and I spiral into a panic about my life.
>>34608970Well, taking 7.5" in your mouth sounds like it'd do that to you lol
>>34608980Never knew that.
>>34608974FTake my time, obviously. What's the point if you don't do it for enjoyment?
>>34608980I wish I wish I were a fish
For many guys mock cuckoldry and fear womens' infidelity, there sure are a lot of dudes encouraging a woman to cheat and send pics of herself ITT...I'm starting to think men actually love cheating and adultery.
>>34608987Wait then what's the issue? He's just not putting out enough?
>>34608989This.
>>34608976Size isn't everything. I'll have you know mine are very aesthetically pleasing, even if they're small.
>>34608989More people self-insert as the bull than as the cuck
>>34608989They only hate it when it doesn't benefit them.
>>34608980Henry I wishing his brother would die and that no one else gets anything nice for the rest of forever
>>34608994Thats the cope I use on my penis. Very aesthetic, tastefully minimal and statuesque in its dignity. Sculptable.
>>34609001Do you like giving head? Even if you don't get anything back in return?Are you a jizz hater or lover?
>>34608989Men also say that they hate whores and nonvirgins and still want sex after 1 or 0 dates and beg for sexual attention from women nonstop, love looking at whores and prostitutes, porn actresses, sluttily dressed women. Men have no morals or integrity regarding any of this, these rules exist solely to gatekeep women's sexuality from other men, so that the man speaking can have as much of it as possible.
>>34608980based serf-chud rewriting reality to ensure that nothing ever happens
I saved the pictures of your tits and ass, thanks
>>34609012maybe you're just discussing two different classes of people and making the common error of grouping them under a shared umbrella of classificationthis is a common thing I see with people trying to understand the behavior of groups v.s. individuals, due to humans having so many complex overlapping traits as well as differences
>>34609012The problem with women is they tend to be passive. An incel with a similar sentiment would take over the thread for an hour samefagging if necessary until their opinions are all anyone around cares about or remembers. The passive foid will whimper into the void every 15 minutes while the titcow runs the show until she leaves to get drunk.
But it's just a larp? You are getting worked up over some guy posting his ex gf or whatever and you don't even ask for a timestamp. Manons, why are you so gullible?
>>34609012MI think we're all just kinda hypocrites because we want what we can't have. We want to hold onto our morals but our monkey brains want tits and ass. We do mental gymnastics to say "oh she's a whore, oh she's used goods, that means we can use her as we please and ignore the damage it does to ourselves" while still holding this ideal that we'll one day marry a virgin who will only know (Me).
>>34609024According to her she has a teenager and an elementary school age kid.
I wonder how common it is for Elf's situation to happen. The trope is always dead bedroom due to women not wanting sexo for some or other reason, but male libido naturally falling off a cliff due to age should imply that the reverse dynamic happens just as much, shouldn't it?
>>34609031What are you supposed to do when someone starts dumping pics of your mom's tits in the group chat?
>>34609026You're just jealous of the attention she's getting.
>>34608989>I'm starting to think men actually love cheating and adultery.Always has been, sis. Men hate their system and want benefits at the cost of others.
>>34609038Just common sense 2bh.
>>34609032It’s more common for men in marriages to withhold sex. I mean who would wanna fuck their nasty old wife she’s not some hot young Olivia Rodrigo
>>34609038NtaI'm annoyed by the pictures. She should be posting those on /soc/ not here. This one is for memes not titties.
>>34609045scroll up bro
>>34609043Nta and moid I don’t wanna hear about how some lady sucks penisis and her location it’s not interesting
>>34608185It's actually a pink monster.
>>34609019I'm not talking about just 4chan, I've known and dated men and have heard them tell me they're looking for a serious relationship and are against hookups, only to try to talk me into a hookup within hours. Have had men tell me they're happy I'm a virgin and "saving myself" and then get mad that I'm not ready to come to their place and suck their dick posthaste.Though it is also pretty blatant on social media, men want fun with hoes but would never date or marry one, and are the first to tell women not to be hoes, while complaining about the lack of hoes to have fun with.
>>34609052Did we all jack off yet? Is it setting in that this is sad?
>>34609029>ringDamn
>>34609055Its BEEN sad.
>>34609051>im a low value person and here's my experience with other low value people(the only ones I have access to): please listen to my blog about why all people of x group are le badmany such cases!
>>34609055I haven't fapped in 2 weeks and if I fap to her she wins.
>>34609058ntaNice to see the gender of accountability not thinking that shitty men should take accountability for their behavior.
>>34609051Ntait's because they want to feel special. Like "she's a virgin but I convinced her. Having sex with me is more important than her deeply held moral values".
>>34609058This bitch is based actually and will get a good man and probably lead a less tragic life than most here
>>34609062You know you want to.
>>34609051MThat's because there are men who will lie through their teeth to get a crumb of pussy. Glad you aren't falling for their tricks, and I hope you can find someone who actually sticks to their morals.
>>34609064never said that, keep coping and seething though>>34609060i accept your concession
>>34609058What makes me low value and how can I tell whether a man is low value?
>>34609056This is now a Netorare thread.
>>34609070>never said that, keep coping and seething thoughExplain how she brought these shitty men on herself then.
>>34609072ignore him he's retardedNot putting out when a guy flips the script after talking about wanting a longterm relationship and wants his dick sucked on the first date is an indicator of value.
>>34609072We don’t use redpill lexicon here. People are not low value they’re incels or whores or foids or Chris Chan or whatever
Does it count as being pumped and dumped if you date seriously for years? Or if you get married?
>>34609079Is it moralfagging to not want my chatroom bombarded with the comments a r/gonewild hoe gets? You realize you can see millions of breasts on the web
>>34609079DEAR GOD HOW COULD YOU HAVE MORALS NOOO
>>34609074i said she is a low quality person finding low quality people (which is natural and common) there was never any apologetics on behalf of the low quality men themselvesthat part was entirely projected by (You), which explains how you got confusedhope that clarifies it
>>34609086nta but you just said the same thing
>>34608348So your ass is huge?
>>34609086So if you have a bad experience with a shitty person, that was because you're a low quality person? It can't just be some people are shitty? I'm trying to understand your logic.
>>34609084>>34609085Go to Reddit, r/midwest hotwifes, scroll 8 pages in and find the most mediocre post you can and then spend an hour simping over it. It’s the same experience and you can do it every day.
Hello everyone. Im a bpdemon and I just fucked up my eyebrows.
If /qa/ was alive I'd be demanding IDs on /adv/Maybe I should start bugging mods about it in the IRC
>>34609103Nah Im not here to attention whore.
>>34608410>Men, do you show respect and love to your gf by giving her a slut braceletNo? That's disrespectful af
>>34609099You realize that means the foids will know who you are right? And they won’t take kindly to tit simping. Everyone kind of has an idea who everyone is anyway
Just goes to show men will put a ring on any old whore. Women can't lose
>>34608410what's a slut bracelet?
>>34609092>So if you have a bad experience with a shitty person, that was because you're a low quality person?Generally, yes. That was the core point I was making: lower quality people (especially in dating contexts) tend to be filtered out by more "desirable" options. Economic, social, physical attributes etc. Its not necessarily a moral indictment in most cases but moreso a simple fact of supply and demand. If you dont have the desirable traits/live around people who do, you will likely sink down and settle for who is available and that leads to negative outcomes.
>>34608278Thanks, I could use one.
>>34609105Sounds like the place for you if this is how you act
>>34609032There's a 0% Chace her bedroom is dead. She's just a colossal attention whore. On top of being a regular one.
>>34609116Ah, so you're a retard who believes in the just world fallacy. Got it.
>>34609109Get a fucking grip girlie. I have a boyfriend, Im not posting myself on the internet.
MODS = GODS
>>34609098Why?
>>34609102Flags are shit for boards with actual discussion about specific topics usually but I would love it here.
>>34609012>hate whores and nonvirgins>want sex after 1 or 0 datesI mean, she's already deflowered, why should I wait around?
>>34609099Julian will cream himself the day they add IDs
>>34609113I think it'd help the health of the threads overall. But on the other hand I do love it when I get a mass replier like JH saying kind things to one of my posts while calling me a virgin loser in the same fucking reply.
I just showed up, why are there so many deleted posts?
>>34609121No, that actually wasn't what I was saying at all and the statement "less of a moral indictment" actually makes the fallacy you're referring to impossible to apply to this context entirely. But I wouldn't expect critical thinking from someone who slings muh fallacy like an injured redditor.
>>34609129
>>34609131Sexual incident.
>>34609131Elf started camwhoring
I find women more attractive physically but I like men more personality-wise.The most beautiful "men" I have ever seen and who are my type were literally women cosplaying men.Personality-wise I mean, you rarely find like a passionate, dominant lust in women and more stable, non-neurotic personality. Most women are (understandably) more sensitive, less dominant sexually and more ruled by hormones. Not sure what to do in my position. Feels like I can't really be happy either way?
>>34609131Attention whore was hot-headed. Naturally, she had to get out of here.
>>34609132You're right I'm sorry anon, you're so smart and right about everything.
>>34609131You missed it. We had 2 femanon and a manon gaping their asses to see who could dilate the furthest. I have the pics saved
Foids, what have you done today to help alleviate my suffering?
>>34609143Why should I?
>>34609143I am missing somebody, but I doubt it’s you.
>>34609138everyone thinks women are hotter
>>34609134The "everyone is a tranny" schizo
>>34609148Men are the more aesthetic sex
>>34609149idk who that is but depending on the board they're coming from it's not an unfair assumption. /adv/ has a higher biofem population than most other boards, and the most popular boards (/a/, /v/, /pol/) are definitely skewed towards trannies.
>>34608551Silly little slut.
>>34608506>>34608514my mind is the only place i can see the girl i have an incredibly one-sided crush on partaking in all of my depraved fetishes and then cuddling with me afterward while marathoning ryan gosling movies through the early hours of the morning
>>34609140I accept your concession.
>>34609158I know anon, you're the smartest person in the world. You're always right no matter what and anyone who says otherwise is just a redditor.
Ids would be a terrible idea. Go to Reddit if you want to know who's who
>34609159Seething
>>34609142>what are you favorite sexWhy did you delete?
>>34609162Ids yesflags though are kino
>>34609164What am I seething about anon? You are the smartest and most moral person in the thread. I'm merely conceding my inferiority.
>>34609167Go to >>>/int/
>guy leads me on heavily>fall in love with him>ask him out>he turns me down because he wasn't seriousWhy do I get so turned on when guys do this to me... I love having my heart broken and emotions toyed with. ATOGA, is something wrong with me?
>>34609167>>>/int/We need IDs, not flags. ENTJ couldn't shit up the thread ever again by samefagging as anon and replying to himself. Though it'd be more like everyone becoming a mini JH because you'd be able to more easily track every poster.
>>34609144Been at work
>>34609171You can already pick him out easily if you aren't a brain dead ape
How would you feel if your daughter posted her naked body on /atoga/?
>>34609177I'd rather have an OF daughter than a daughter who posts her nudes to 4chan.
>>34609177https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O1hM-k3aUY
>>34609170Tranny hands posted this.
>>34609177My daughter is 22 (I'm 38). I would hunt down and kill any guy who downloaded the picture, then never visit ATOGA again.
>>34609174this thread attracts a good number of one-time posters looking for actual advice who may not be able to recognize him if they haven't been here longer than 2 threads
>>34609187What would a daughter think of her mother posting her naked body on 4chan?
>>34609187Hey in 23 you think you could get her to go on a single date with me and then see where it leads?
>>34609187You wouldn't do shit.
>>34609187Yo can I have her number
>>34609187imagine typing this and not feeling like a complete retarded psycho
Last thread I talked about asking a female friend to the movies. She said no and she didn't want to go see an R-rated movie (it was the backrooms) and that maybe her moral standards are changing and we had a nice conversation about that, as well as some other stuff our friend group is trying to plan out. I did ask some other friends if they wanted to go as well before she responded but they all said no. I didn't mention that to her because I didn't want to make her feel like she was "last choice" or anything, but maybe I'll mention it next time I see all of them later this weekend. Her ex is still in our friend group and things have been a little weird for almost a year now because of it. I'll probably go by myself anyway. Thanks to the anons who gave me advice.
>>34609197That's what you think. Don't underestimate a father protecting his daughter from creeps. >>34609209I don't feel that way.
>>34609215I remember you, you bastard.That was not your question. You were dick-riding for that movie director instead.>>34609197Neither would you.>>34609209We are 4chan.
>>34609215>she didn't want to go see an R-rated movie (it was the backrooms)Backrooms is rated M in my country which is equivalent to PG-13, so it's a pretty weak R.
>>34609223>Don't underestimate a father protecting his daughter from creeps.You'd have to be pretty stupid and irrational to commit murder because people looked at nude pics of your adult daughter that she herself posted.>>34609225>Neither would you.Yeah I wouldn't because that would be stupid.
How do I get a bf as a late 20s khhv
>>34609237normally id say as a woman u have an easy time but ngl if you've never had any romance in late 20s even as a woman im pretty sure its gonna be roughyou might just need to embrace wizard status.
>>34609225>That was not your question. You were dick-riding for that movie director instead.I don't think I mentioned the movie by name.>>34609226I think that was her polite way out of saying no without going into, "is this a date?" territory. I didn't want to explain myself to her and we went out to the movies together in the past. We had a "are you asking me out on a date?" discussion before on another occasion more than a year ago, and I told her no.
What kind of job do I need in order to make myself a prime target for Chinese, IDF, or Russian honeypots.
>>34609223This is fat middle aged man fantasy. It’s just kinda weird to fantasize about your daughter getting into tough sexual situations that you have to rescue her from>>34609237Hang around communities you’re interested in and go on apps. If you’re not too autistic and have pictures of yourself outside your room you can probably get a few serious guys.
>>34609245doubt he has a daughter. its just some creep posting with his hands down his pants jerking off to (you)s
>>34609237Volunteer somewhere, it's how I got a gf as a late 20s kissless virgin who hadn't dated in a long time. The people you meet there are generally way less intimidating.
>>34609244High clearance stuff.
>>34609244If you post on 4chan, you're already interacting with intelligence agencies from around the world on a daily basis.
>>34609250Not that this is bad advice I don’t know, but with the amount of dating advice telling people to volunteer makes me think all volunteers everywhere are horny sex fuckers
>>34609253yeah but none of them think fucking me will reveal state secrets yet>>34609252eg?
As a spy, I'd probably suck ass. As a counter spy, where I waste the time of foreign agencies, I'd excel like no other.
Be honest.If you went on a date with someone, and during the date every post you made in the last week on /atoga/ was broadcast across your forehead, do you think they would bail on you?
Women, is greek yogurt and granola a good breakfast?
it's itachi uchiha's birthday today
>>34609258brainstorming a prompt for your chatbot goon sesh?
>>34609261It largely depends on whether or not my hypothetical date is the type of gal that will casually throw around the word retard
>>34609265Is that the guy or the dog
>>34609266No, just thinking of how to accrue a wife without the social hijinks
>>34609265Yay
Itachi is a gemini no wonder he was the best character
>>34609261MShe'd have to read my hornyposts, including the ones with elf in this thread so she'd probably find me a massive hypocrite because I abused my anonymity to also make posts against her.
>>34608325She has the same haircut as my ex and now i'm sad
>>34609277wait... you like Anime?Oh, of course, only if Penguin likes xyz... you will end up liking it.
>>34608331>Because you don't find actual humans attractive anymore,so asians aren't human?
second female uber I get that is listening to depeche mode, women?
>>34608325Twitter already threw a fit over this character, are you really so starved for attention you want to bring that over here?
>>34609283No you dumbbitch. I cosplayed as a child before knowing what it was.You're the faker.
>>34609287It's a good band.
>>34609237there's over 1 billion Indo Chads.You don't have to try hard at all.
>>34609282Your ex never loved you
>>34609261>Spent the past month crashing out over a literal loserI am so cooked if any self-respecting man ever sees my posts
>>34609292how would you know
>>34609286NTAAs an asian, yes
>>34609294I just know
>>34609296didnt seem like it
>>34609295What makes you say that?
>>34609240Should I just go for younger guys? Everyone around my age seems to be taken
Gender and what are we wearing? As a broader question, describe your fashion sense
>>34609289> hates on other cultures compulsively> only takes up a hobby because some manlet e-tuber says it is "cool".YEP, that's you, worthless cunt. EVERYONE here knows you don't have any actual likes/dislikes unless Penguin tells you to.
There were fuzzy little ducklings in the pond today.
>>34609261i think i replied to some fetish question and admitted i was struggling with a cuck fetish. If a woman I was dating and face to face with was to learn that mid-conversation i'd probably have to an hero.
>>34609303I saw sailor moon on live tv before you were ever a thought.
>>34609306I remember you.Brother, you need to seek GOD or therapy, fr fr.
>>34609261Highly likely
>>34609306What creates a cuck fetish? What about it is hot to you?
>>34609308Oh, so you're crustier than the average Wizard here? Got it... and Sailor Moon isn't the "premier" Anime, you poser.BV, just go back to spamming the boards with your Penguin crap.
>>34609309I don't believe in God and therapy is retarded. I'm just gonna keep nofapping and thugging it out, if it never goes away then so be it, i'll just shrug and move on. >>34609312Honestly kinda hard to explain without writing a book so i'll just say im a weird guy and leave it at that.
>>34609313Are... you trying to bait me into posting him? XD
>>34609302Band shirt and wide pants. I'm more of a tomboy in general but when it comes to formal wear my mom says I dress like the sugarplum fairy
>>34609306haha. Just because you have a fetish doesn't mean you have to act out on it though.I've jerked it to traps and have a twitter just for following random asian camwhores, whether foid or femboid. While I would absolutely go balls deep in some of the women, femboys/traps are on the same category as futas for me because they're not real, or at least, not something I want to experience irl. It's all a facade because they all abuse camera angles, filters, and now even AI to make themselves appear less masculine and shatter the whole illusion. There's like 8 trannies in my university apartment complex and only one of them is remotely attractive, and it's only in certain angles where the illusion is maintained. But he also dresses like a fucking stripper with insane levels of AGP. Never not seen him in a croptop, miniskirt/shortshorts. Often in stockings. Has his hair in twin tails like he's watched too much fucking anime for SURE. But yeah imagine explaining that to a woman without her being like "wow that's a lot of mental gymnastics to say you're gay KWAB"
>>34609261I don't think I post anything too bad just some mild hornyposting
>>34609323now imagining trying to talk a girl out of bailing when this post comes across my forehead
The fact that women can like the same things as me kinda pisses me off a little bit ngl
>>34609332why? that seems strange
>>34609332Enjoying something together with a girl you like is something magical
I miss my fren
*cums inside you*
>>34609187...until then, you are going to jerk off to the daughters of others who posted nudes on atoga.
>>34609336Women ruin everything cool. Just look at what they did to pro wrestling.
>>34609345Pro wrestling never had any cool to ruin.
>>34609354I don't watch pro wrestling but that's not true
>>34609354I finna F5 your ass for saying that
>>34609345only closeted homosexuals watch wrestling
>>34609355Math olympiads and debate team are cooler than these dorks.
34609332They do but also not in the same way but different that waters down the experience
>Women ruin everything because men never make decisions I disagree with ever.
>>34609363You wouldn't call me a dork to my face, boy.
>>34608974M I have a hard time going slow at anything. It’s always less than 5 minutes. Same thing with eating. >>34609177Idk if I’d confront it and thus expose to her that I also browse 4chan.>>34609302Uhh khakis
>>34609355Dying laughing at this. About half the stunts actually look pretty good too. I wish real life was like this
I hate
>>34609374Never said no men don't ruin stuff, but women ruin everything they touch
>>34609383Of course, that's why human beings are all awful because their mother's vaginas touched them.
>>34609383*touches anon's arm
>>34609374Once a franchise or industry is infested by women or the tiny hat people it's pretty much ruined
>>34609387Ah yes, also the Jews. I forgot the other cliché scapegoat.
Ever since my childhood crush rejected me because of his parents I've been feeling so paranoid. His dad especially (who was also childhood friends with my dad) seemed to be so fond of me. Just why wasn't I good enough
It's always "antisemitic".But it's never "wrong".
>>34609390He just used his parents as an excuse. Whenever my bf doesn't want to meet his friends he tells me I don't let him. When he doesn't want to do something with me he says his mom doesn't let him.
>>34609393Did I use the term "antisemitic"? No I didn't, I just find blaming women and Jews for everything tiresome and it's not something I'm interested in debating with a retard on 4chan with.
>>34609395>he tells me*themThough I'm in some of those group chats, I am informed by reading the same excuse
>>34609355I wish I had friends to do goofy stuff like that with.This is pure "just boyz being boyz" stinky Femcels just don't like to see.Good find, Anon. I had a good chuckle.
What's so scary about sex
I thought about starting cave divinggender, did you ever do it? how is it?
>>34609380I understand
>>34609396Oy status: Veyed.
I need chocolate
>>34609401Foids are fucking judgemental about it.
what's up, Euro Femanons?
>>34609404I swear
>>34609406Do you get triggered by Mel Brooks movies?
>>34609407>>34609402>>34609401Ice to see you.
>>34609412Do you get triggered by Mel Gibson movies
>>34609412Never watched any.
>>34609416Sar
>>34609401its basically a giant game of BOP IT but you have zero indication of what is the correct move and a single mistake basically undos all the progress you made with the girl so far.Honestly the most stressful activity of my life. walking into the ring is more relaxing
>>34609390Are you that Southern Belle from a few days ago?You said your crush's mom is an elitist or something?
>>34609401The woman judges you constantly and compares your performance with her one night stands. If you're stressed out and your penis shrinks, she's repulsed.
>>34609426Yeah.
>>34609429Women (the Mom) can be just as fickle/judgmental as the Dad when it comes to relationships. She could also be the opposite and sees you as a "threat" to the "harmony" between her and him.
>>34609390this is your time to awaken his consciousness. drag him out from under his mother's thumb, but only if you're certain he does want to be with you. good luck & God bless
>>34609401Being touched and grabbed by a person who is much bigger and heavier than me terrifies me
>>34609416???
>>34609427Even if she has no ONS to compare, she will judge you compared to what her friends tell her about their sex life, or the porn she watched.Women are no less coombrained than men, the difference is that men have to perform to specification.t. got broken up with in part due to bad dick game
>>34609416Chill guy.
>>34609432then find a partner who is at your "level".And do equal amounts of grabbing and touching to them ;)
>>34609401vulnerability of showing and giving access to your most intimate parts, a risk of pregnancy and abandonment.
my little basedchud pookie
>>34609438just keep punching him in the testicles, until he is impotent.
Are there two pookies
Five little pookies jumping on the bed
I want to cuddle a sweaty small breasted femanon thanks for reading my blogpost
>>34609435I'm pretty sure that if her female friends tell her to dump her guy and/or go cheat on him, she's likely to listen.
my friends hate me. im getting new friends
>>34609450Women are crabs in a bucket and if one girl is getting a divorce she'll start trying to egg her girlfriends to get divorced too. So when you consider girls in the longterm you need to look at the relationships of their best friends, their parents, and their siblings.
>>34609383Nah, men ruin everything they touch because it's embarassing to have sex with men for all genders. Even if they pay for it. :]
>>34609449Going to the gym with my /fit/izen femanon gf and then coming home together "for cardio" afterwards
I’m the only atogan male who has ever had sex
>>34609461Freak
>>34609461burn him
>>34609461we are going to fucking boil you
>>34609431I should have mentioned that he found a gf recently, and anyway no matter how much he liked me (and I think he did, at least a little bit) he never did anything about it
i know i might get clowned for this but how insane would it be to date a girl who let guys have sex with her a few times a month so she didnt have to work full time? she doesnt do it anymore she works and is normal now afaik.both genders
>>34609470So you'd date an ex-prostitute.
>>34609470if you don't have dignity go ahead, I mean as long as you're happy
How do you get over the feeling of not being good enough?Why would a girl settle for you when she can get someone better
>>34609470Let's be real, she prostituted herself. I understand people can do it out of desperation but if she just saw it as easy money and casual sex combo she'll probably do it again
>>34609480Isn't that her decision to make?I mean I avoid women because I know the answer is no, but you have to weigh that personally.
>>34609470>a girl who let guys have sex with her a few times a month so she didnt have to work full timeprostitution is a job
>>34609485Yeah but she was full service not full time
>>34609478she seems really nice and i am not a catch myself so i dont see what the issue is >>34609481she made it clear she wouldn't do that if she was actually in a relationship with someone and i have no reason to assume that isn't true from what i have been told, i dont think thats unreasonable
>>34609480Life's too short to waste it looking for "something better"
>>34609480don't waste your time with girls who think you aren't good enough
hi pookie.
>>34609488>i dont see what the issue isthen uh why are you asking us then? clearly you think there's an issue if you felt the need to ask.but like you said, if there is no issue then go ahead
>>34609463>>34609464>>34609466Calm down, he was probably diddied.
>>34609484>Isn't that her decision to make?which she can do everytime she sees someone better. >>34609489life is the longest thing we do>>34609490all girls are subject to hypergamy, all girls have friends who either will have men in their lives or will use other men to compare you to
>>34609480I just lowered my standards and only talk to women that are barely above ugly to me. You honestly just need to be willing to be realistic about yourself and those around you and you can find people that don't make you feel that way.
Ha
>>34609492how's it going?
>>34609496Ok honestly, your problem is that you have a low opinion of women. Everything else is cope and projection.
>>34609470I don't think this is a decision that anyone else can make for you. How much does it bother *you*? That's all that matters.
>>34609461>I’m the only atogan male who has ever had sexNo you aren't.
>>34609480Thats not how the world works, obviously.
>>34609402It's extremely dangerous if you don't know what you're doing - and sometimes even if you do. But rewarding.
>>34609409Not much. Watching the rain
>>34609402MLegitimately horrifying. Hated every second of it. Had to focus on my breathing and mentally imagine myself elsewhere to stop from having a full blown panic attack. Never doing some bullshit like that for pussy EVER again.
>>34609302FBlack sweater and socks. Goth
>>34609514>Legitimately horrifying. Hated every second of it. Had to focus on my breathing and mentally imagine myself elsewhere to stop from having a full blown panic attack.Sounds like having sex.
>>34609516nice!
>>34609302Mblack compression shirtgrey sweatpantsI fell for the ''old money'' fashion meme when im out
>>34609302MBoxers and socks, I'm doing calisthenics in my hotel room.Perma-casual, as in the nicest I'll ever wear is a solid color t-shirt and khakis.
>>34609302Mlong sleeved black shirt and jeansI have no fashion sense
I imagined my imaginary gf walked in the room I opened my blanket and she cosied up next to me I kissed her a bunch on the cheek and lips then we fell asleep. Right after a lot of neck kissing and sex.
Ladies do not let him hit until he goes cave diving with you
I am legitimately going cave diving tomorrow
Why and where the fucka re you people cave diving
>>34609530caves
>>34609526He dove my cave this afternoon, if you know what I mean.
Are there any femanons with Vaginismus ITT? How long has it been a problem, and have you been able to make meaningful progress with it?
Not very ladylike.
>>34609522Why are you in a hotel room?
I'm tired, man.
>>34609302MI jean-and-t-shirtmaxx (without graphics (band ts are an exception))
>>34609534I was with a girl for a while who’s vagina would spasm so hard during orgasm it would actually force my penis out so I had to thrust in hard times with the spasms so I could counteract the force. Apparently it felt good to her. I’m jumping on this question to ask what the fuck that’s about
>>34609537Waiting around to go cave diving
>>34609534I might have it
>>34609261100%
>>34609542(I'm only half joking btw)
>>34609532it means you have a huge pussy?
>>34609261MI rarely post anything angry or disgusting here so probably not.
Genders, do you get loud when you have sex?
Brbr going to pull the knob real quick
I get loud when I masturbate sometimes
Women are really funny when they are angry. It's hard for me to keep a straight face when she is yelling at me.
>>34609556>Genders, do you get loud when you have sex?M. I make quite a bit of noise when I come, but otherwise not.
Femanons, if it was possible in the future to use CRISPR to change the taste and scent of your pussy would you do it? What would you change it to? Strawberries and cream?
>>34608222Snuggle all sistoids
I miss being bullied by girls, they used to pull my hair and put their foot on my crotch
>>34609549I mean, I guess so if I can handle him without tapping out every five minutes.
>>34608410Tee bee aych I'd rather just get her a heart buttplug or maybe even a cilice (sp?) if we had that sort of fetishistic relationship, I'm not really into visibly slutty things
Moids/foids with an opposite gender sibling, do you get along with said sibling? And did having said sibling help you understand the plight of the opposite gender?
>>34609567The tall girl one time pulled me out of the room and sucked me off then dragged me back onto the couch with her friends and told them “yeah it was really small you were right” and the worst question they asked was if I shot a small load and she said yes
Seeing a girl with an android is an ick for me. A big one.
>>34609572MI get one fine with my sister but we're both pretty reserved people. Hearing about her relationships does make me feel bad for women in that guys will just take you for granted and lie to you.
>>34609572>do you get along with said siblingFor the most part>plight of the opposite genderWell it made me realise that our problems aren't actually that different
>>34608547I teach at a university level and I wouldn't even say this is untrue at the upper levels where people are having conversations and doing research about shit that interests them, it's only Lowcuttop McStacy and the rest her freshman level English class (where they make sure she's at least vaguely familiar with the concept of writing) who has to put up with much boring shit>inb4 why is her name thatWomen wear skimpier clothes on exam days in my experience and I'll admit that it's a good choice on their part
how was your day, /atoga/??????
>>34609572M no siblings but I’ve noticed guys with sisters are usually very comfortable around women and avoid the stiff hypermasculine thing a lot of incels get. But they have a lot of the failings women typically do as well. But I can always immediately tell the influence of siblings and parents on a person. I told a girl once it seemed like she had a firefighter dad and she actually did. Although I’ve been wrong before
>>34609534I guess I have a minor case of it? I could never use tampons growing up, and pap smears have been difficult for me (to the point of needing to take Xanax during them). But I can have sex if I relax my body enough.
>>34609572F. Unfortunately no. I didn't really see him as a normal boy in general.
>>34609580good
>>34609572FMy older brother was abusive and it definitely painted a negative light on men for me. Especially since he is very much a "normal guy".
Whats a turn on that you have which you think the opposite gender is completely clueless about/doesn't understand?
>>34609580Not very good. Not enough people responded to my bait posts and I am currently suffering an attention withdrawal.
>>34609572MYesI've actually gotten along decently with women most of my life but I don't know if that's because of her
>>34609580Bad. I feel pressured and unappreciated
>>34609588FWhen they fix things
>>34609572MMy little sister and I have always been close friends. I do think that growing up with her demystified women to me quite a bit.
>>34609588F. Men don't understand how hot it is to FEEL their voices through their chests.
>>34609596Fuck her
Women don't own me anything. Pitty sex would be nice.
>>34609588Nigga imagine making up hood rp, it starting to take off and waking up to a nuked thread
>>34609580It was alright. I saw boobs on the computer.
>>34609572Mbasically what >>34609587 said in reverse. My older sister left me going to college terrified of women. First time I went on a date I had a panic attack because I thought this girl would at some point randomly attack me. My sister is a very much an abnormal woman though.
>>34609580It's half past 10 in the morning.
"you're like a little brother to me" nah bitch you're like a little sister to me
>>34609604It is 30 past midnight
>>34609580Sucks
>>34609588F being thoughtful.
>>34609604Is whoever wrote that supposed to account for anons in bumfuck countries? Sorry you live in Africa dude don’t make it out probably
>>34609605Oh grow up boy
>>34609605Been on the receiving end, it absolutely sucks
>>34609605Women say "he's like a brother to me" and mean they don't want to fuckMen say "she's like a sister to me" and mean that he's in love with her and wants to start a family with her
am i allowed to be a truecel if i technically had 2 girls ask me out in high school but broke up with one after 4 days and turned the other one down
>>34609605Oniichan~
>>34609612>he's in love with her and wants to start a family with herI'm pretty sure that's not what he meant
>>34609615I'm pretty sure this is what he meantAll men want to fuck their sisters balls deep deep down
>>34609613If you're in a position to reject girls you're automatically a chad
>>34609616No, we don’t.
Women, do you do anal?
ahh bed so lonely withou t you
>>34609616NTA, but that's so stupid it makes me mad.
>>34609618Idk speak for yourself
>>34609620Yes, but only when I feel like it and properly plan my day around it.
If he liked me he wouldn't have gotten a girlfriend. It's that simple.
>>34609588MWhenever I say something vulnerable to a girl I trust and her eyes go slightly wider like she's happy I trust her enough to let her in.
>>34609617but im ugly i thought chad is supposed to be handsome
>>34609609Africa is on the same longitude as Europe, dumbass.
>>34609605"I love you like a father"how do you recover from that one?
>>34609629I just picked the part of the world that was most likely to offend but that’s interesting
>>34609616>All men want to fuck their sisters balls deep deep down...No.
>>34609631Father-choir boy love is very passionate. This is a problem for you? This joke is hack btw
how come women seem to have better posture in general?
How can I convince him to break up with his gf
>>34609634a girl told me that
I wish I had a sister so I could be bros with her boyfriends if they were cool but also beat the shit out of them if they ever broke her heart.
>>34609639You don’t, not even if you get him to cheat on her with you.
>>34609641>tfw my sister is the black sheep of the family and all of her boyfriends were extremely cool, nice and funny dudes despite her being a total whore>tfw she cheated on all 3 of them and I never got to see any of them after they'd find out>tfw some of my best memories were her first bf teaching me how to play zelda at his house while he watched me after school man having shitty family members fucking sucks.
>>34609643Change of plan, how can I convince her to break up with him
>>34609616Absolutely true. Cousin’s are the point where some normies can admit it to themselves but yes. Stigma that you grow up with is easy to pretend even to yourself is reality. Hopefully that sentence made sense
>>34609636More self awareness of how we look in general, I assume. My posture is shit at home, though.
having aboyfriend is cool, but what if he leaves me one day ?
>>34609646>>34609616im literally the textbook definition of a shameless pervert who got mindraped by too much porn access growing up and even I cannot fathom fucking my sister or mom. Like the very thought of it is just totally a non-starter, it would be like asking me to fucking a slab of concrete, it just isn't possible to be excited by at all.You're either shitposting or are brain damaged or something
>>34609649Having a boyfriend is cringe, you have to turn him into a husband
>>34609650Have you considered that you're a shameless pervert who got mindraped by porn and I'm simply an autist freed from your retarded anti-incest stigmaIt's not just /lust/ but a shocking number of people are receptive to fucking their siblings, despite an aversion to incest qua fetish
>>34609645Don't be a Homewrecker
>>34609651true
Going to the movies alone tonight, is this cringe?
>>34609650You lack the self awareness to admit to yourself that the barrier preventing attraction is learned and beneath it is a lifelong sexual repression. Which is ok btw I want to live in a castle in the sky and I’ll die being no closer to that than I am now.
>>34609656Depends on whether or not you get the 'chos Anon
>>34609654I was here first >:(
>>34609656No you’re a cool Ryan gosling/ taxi driver type character
>>34609657>>34609653Idk man, I really do not feel any hangups about it whatsoever. If my sister was hot to me, I'd 100% feel comfortable admitting that to myself. I really just feel absolutely nothing for her whatsoever. Did you grow up with these sisters from a very young age together? Because that's supposedly the mechanism that kicks in and makes you less attracted to people.
She has a bf. How do I get her to break up with him? Or him with her
>>34609659Idc dont be a Homewrecker
>>34609658Nachos? I don't buy food at the cinema because I'm not a sucker.>>34609660I knew I was.
>>34609662Yes, we grew up together
>>34609663Stop being Homewrecker troll
>>34609664They've been dating for a few weeks ffs
I have the torso of a male.
Losing weight is time consuming.
>>34609670In your crawlspace?
>>34609670Based fridge. Can you carry my beers to the beach for me?
>>34609665>not getting the nachosThe lack of salt will make you get lightheaded and stumble, compounded with the lack of calcium which will weaken your bones, will lead to you falling and breaking your legsGet the nachos Anon you'll benefit in the coming days
>>34609671And you can’t eat whatever you want all the time.
>>34609674I eat food at home.
Whats the biggest singular bad decision you have ever made? Both genders.
Women pretend to be indifferent to men in general and sex in particular, and yet they're seemingly always fucking some guy or other.
Ah fuck over time for the next 3 weeks, I'm fucked /atoga I won't be able able to masturbate, I won't be able to sleep normally and I'll be work horsing my ass.
>>34609680This thread has evidence of how lack of sex will make women do desperate things.
I want to fuck Elf so bad bros
I want to tell a man to "giddy up, horsey" and ride his face into the sunset
>>34609680>seeminglyIt's all in your head retard. You literally ignore every woman you aren't attracted to, and you are only attracted to whores
I think the foids ITT should hold down Elf's hands and legs as all of the moids use herAnd this can become an annual tradition with one sacrificial foid
Is lube actually useful?
>>34609681WHY CANT U MASTURBATE
>>34609687Yes.
>>34609679F. Taking grant/scholarship money to go to college out of state, leaving my younger brother with our abusive father. I couldn't afford to live in the city so I came back before finishing the first semester, but the damage to my brother's trust was already done.
>>34609679I have no regrets desu. A lot of things may have gone wrong, but I think I'd still make the same choices.
>>34609685Wtf do you mean ignore?
>>34609686can i be the sacrificial foid :((
>>34609680FNot running away from home sooner
>>34609690How
>>34609695Next yearPlease keep track of your cycles that we might be able to schedule this for whenever you're ovulating in June 2027, thank you, you will receive an email next May
>>34609700but i feel like im ovulating nooow
>>34609694Exactly what I wrote, stupid
>>34609679MNot taking a free job when I needed it
>>34609687No, it's a huge scam*drives away in the screechiest smokiest car you've ever seen*
>>34609687Definitely. I don't feel like I need it for piv, but it undoubtedly reduces soreness the next day.
Being around him is too painful and I want him to know that before I vanish for good
>>34609702You have to be trying to get my attention for me to ignore you
Remember when Hillary Duff was a thing?What was up with that?
>>34609714SHe was my favorite disney star as a kid because she had no scandals and her show was age appropriate
>>34609686>just let moids use those pillowsHell naw. Her husband will say yes to me and probably jh too, or korasami.
>>34609687It can be if I run out of mine for some reason, or you're doing butt stuff.
>>34609701Post hole like elf
>>34609714She got super hot in her 30s.
Are you jealous of your friends in relationships?
>>34609685>You literally ignore every woman you aren't attracted to, and you are only attracted to whoresdo you think men are just pushing past endless requests to hang out and go on dates 24/7 or something
>>34609720if the men want hole they should be posting cock
>>34609687If you she doesn't drink water, yeah.>>34609714She's still a thing.https://youtu.be/dpPXpHx9jO4https://youtu.be/Akkzj5p3a3E
>>34609722My friends in relationships are jealous of me somehow
>>34609722No because they're cool and still make time for me and I'm far from the only one in my friend group without a gf.
>>34609723Are you and the other anon retarded?
>>34609727Same>Woah dude you travel and do stuff all the time I miss having time to do thatThe grass is always greener I guess
>>34609720That’s the one thing she hasn’t posted.
lets make all our dolls kiss
State gender, do women (or you) with small breasts or bigger ones tend to be nicer? Which are more fun to be around?
>>34609722Not really. I get lonely a lot, but I never hold it against my friends.
>>34609736Is that what the youngsters are calling it these days?
>>34609736If you make goku and piccolo kiss I’m going to freak out and you won’t be allowed to play with my toys anymore.
>>34609722Nah I don't have any friends. And I'm not jealous of my sisters, one of their relationships kinda bums me out actually.
>>34609737State gender, do men (or you) who are shorter or taller tend to be nicer? Which are more fun to be around?
>>34609736i like making my dolls scissor. even if they're boys
>>34609730i mean maybe yeah because>you aren't attracted toim attracted to most women i see on some vague level >single>realistic dating option>but is too ugly for me to even like looking at herthats basically zero people I meet, so it sort of doesnt apply
>>34609722>Friend has a cool sexy gf who has wild three ways with him and her crazy friendsJelly as fuck, hate to hear him even allude to it, don't even wanna think about it. Hate his guts. Just went to the beach with him and hated all mention of it. Bitter.
>>34609744>>34609737there's a correct answer to both of these, actually.
>>34609736I'm gonna make watto and vegeta kiss
>>34609724Beg
If an adult woman is broke, voluntarily does porn, is paid for it, and accepts the payment. Should she then later be able to unilaterally decide that the porn must be pulled from sale or distribution/hosting/etc.?If she claims that she was groomed into it, how do you define that or prove it in court, or where would you draw that line?
Didn't mean to @ in the question here >>34609744 :/
>>34609722Nah. I'm the biggest internet weirdo/loser of my friend group. All their gfs are really chill and nice and I like being around them, it's never an issue whatsoever.
>>34609751plsplsplsPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLS
>>34609737MI can’t say I’ve noticed a a pattern. I’ve met a pretty equal amount of nice and mean women of either size.>>34609744Same deal with these guys.I can’t even single out one group as the most insecure because I’ve seen all four of those groups of people be insecure about their bodies in pretty equal proportion.
>>34609689because I gotta be at work at 6 meaning I have to be in bed by 8 wake up by 2 and leave by 5there's just no time, man! all my libido will be shot dead for a month because of this!
>>34609722MJealous of the quality of their relationships, I guess but I don't think it's to the point of envy, anger, or bitterness. More inspiring or "whitepilling" as they say than anything. I just feel like I haven't found the right girl yet, and the last girl I got really close to me keeps texting me shit like "I woke up at 3pm after another night of drinking" now that she's back home in Seoul. I told a friend I feel bad because she seems to be backsliding into alcoholism and he retorted "Why do you care? You can't do anything about it."
>>34609732ShhhhhhDon't tell her that
>>34609737F. Doesn't seem correlated as far as I can tell.>>34609752If I wanted it to be my job to try and figure out this kind of thing I would have gone to law school.
>>34609747Do guys just tell each other this stuff?
>>34609761She should post it, just not here.I reverse image searched one of those pics and found that she had a thread up in /soc/, but I think the mods deleted it when they banned her.
>>34609755Oh it’s this bitch. If an obviously different femanon begs I’ll post, and then there’s gonna be other posters and a shit flinging match between the cucks who won’t post and are jealous. Point is you better want what you’re asking for
>>34609680Women pretend to be above men and our culture humors their delusion.
>Jonas Hanway (1712-86): first man to carry an umbrella in London; stones were thrown at him
>>34609744Short men are more fun to be around because short men have a more developed sense of humor.Tall men are nicer because short men have a more developed sense of humor.IYKYK.
>>34609767WHAT DID I DO TO U ANON
>>34609762But you agree then that she should have to demonstrate in court that she was somehow doing it against her will or otherwise coerced (other than just "I needed money", because everybody does things they don't want to do for money) for anyone to be required to do anything about it?You don't need to litigate it, I just want to know your opinion on vaguely where you would draw the line.
>>34609764Not him, but my married friend volunteered that info to me out of nowhere one day. I couldn’t think of a polite way to say “please don’t include me in this” but the conversation wasn’t very long or detailed, thankfully.
>>34609679MThat I doubted my teenage self.
>>34609737MHaven't really noticed a difference 2bh
>>34609770i havent really observed this myself but i guess the logic follows in the sense that people who are funny are far more likely to be meaner, more rude, more willing to be provocative etc
>>34609679I nearly drowned when I was 18If I could go back, should have just let myself die
>>34609769I’m reading this as I sit to pee.
Women what is the male equivalent of cute girl in a hot maid outfit
>>34609722I don't have any friends nor am I in a relationship. I don't get jealous of normal people, I just wish I could've been normal.
>>34609744Tall men are usually nicer and better adjusted.
>>34609782im pretty sure its a (very hot) man in a maid outfit, too.
>>34609782Ruggedly handsome man in blue collar work clothes.
>>34609782Hot guy in a hot maid outfit
>>34609782A beefy guy in a hot maid outfit.
>>34609782Ballhammocks
>>34609789why beefy? wouldnt it make more sense for him to be androgynous and feminine or whatever?or is the contrasting physique/behavior the point
>>34609737MThere is no correlation, but big breasted women are more fun to hug (especially if they're taller than you)
Are we humanOr are we dancer?
GenderHow should have Bear worded the wish?
>>34609795>(especially if they're taller than you)new FOMO unlocked
>>34609782NafDon't see the appeal of a maid outfit 2bhUnless it's a french maid outfit which is just a slutty outfit
>>34609796never liked that one but a dustland fairytale is a pretty good song desu
>>34609792The contrast makes it hotter for me.
>>34609798Do you know the point of cursed monkey paw stories? There's no answer to this
>>34609799I think you're just going to have to miss out.No man ever manages to land a taller woman.
>>34609798weird fetish. I just want the scary one. I'm pretty sure you could train her to be good.
>>34609625What if you don't plan for it and he just teases your hole a bit with his dick?
>>34609796We can dance if you want to
>>34609798MI dont really care in general, I think it's dumb to make the point of the movie a metaphor for evil incel chud and their harmful behavior but lazily use a magic wish as the mechanism that's supposedly harmful. Also, why waste time showing us his sad and tough personal struggles if you're going to ultimately still condemn him as an evil character and make it end in absolute tragedy? There's not point in humanizing someone if you don't actually make any commentary or use out of their humanity in this case. You could make him an animal-torturing Dahmer-tier psycho and the events of the film could play out exactly the same way, idk it all just felt put together very poorly.
>>34609806My boyfriend did but hes not a whiny shortcel.
I don't understand the appeal of horror movies but I don't understand most things 2bh
Are you voting for the guy who said he'd homosexually rape a home invader in self-defense?
>>34609722I don't have friends, but the people I know who are in relationships don't seem very happy to me so no.
If I'm a bit chubby and my boyfriend acts as if he likes it, is it likely he's lying or no? Is it common for guys to lie about stuff like that or to "cope" or whatever? He also gets excited when I eat his food (he's a small skinny guy) and hypes up my heaviness(?).He dated really skinny/flat women before me, and one made a point of trying to be skinnier than him but he didn't really like that.
I have found tall women to actually be quite rude.
>>34609811How tall are you and him
>>34609806If I ever got a tall gf I'd have to compensate by having her legs in the air all the time
>>34609772That is how that works when you have a disagreement that involves contracts regardless of if she feels she was forced or not no? Like I said, not my job to have an opinion.
>>34609816He is lying.
>>34609806the problem is im too tall to ever realistically find a girl THAT much taller than me thats like wnba territory
>>34609782I gotta be honest I don't "get" the appeal of the maid costume so I'm not sure how to answer this. Lumberjacks or blacksmiths maybe?
>>34609798"I want a healthy romantic relationship with Nikki that we are physically incapable of sabotaging until one of us dies of old age." (Maybe?)
>>34609816>Is it common for guys to lie about stuff like that or to "cope" or whatever?Yes
>>34609817I found during my college life that women under 5'5" or 5'6" all have intense prejudice for women over 5'9", and it gets worse the taller they are. Then those women, lacking comradery from short women, end up being nicer to me.
I really do not like Mr. Ed. He is a talking horse. But he can talk to my hand because the face isn't listening!
Do skinny men like skinny women?
Life is so easy, tall women are hot, short women are hot
>>34609832Jesus Christ what year it?
>>34609830>I found during my college life that women under 5'5" or 5'6" all have intense prejudice for women over 5'9"why lol i dont get it
>>34609835Women are mostly hot, yes
Why are women offended by the fact all most women are plapable?
>>34609816I have a friend I would say is still hot even though she's 170 lbs right now after finishing college. She's tall though, so a healthy height would only be like 135. Was she hotter before? I was looking back at some pics from a couple of years ago when looking for something and I'd say yes, but she's still attractive.Most of the time being hot as chubby is entirely genetic and dependent on how much of your fat ends up on your thighs/boobs vs on your abdomen. So he could be telling you the truth.
Was she avoidant or do I just not have swag
>>34609817My tall aunt is kind of rude but I think it's because her mom is such a cunt.My tall sister is nice but she is a tattletale and anxious to the point of accusing people she's known for years of doing terrible things because she lost something or it occured to her brain before a more logical option. She's always whining about how everyone else should give people the benefit of the doubt when they're being disrespected or stolen from but then she jumps up and incorrectly assumes one of the people closest to her has done something awful and hurtful to her. Make it make sense.
>>34609834Skinny men belong with fat women.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3TvV6oWOkng
>>34609838I tried asking some of the girls in my dorm on the girls floor below mine why they didn't hang out with the tall girl on their floor. They were just like "she's so scary" like her mere presence was too intimidating for them to want to be around her lol. She was actually pretty cool and played on like the Lacross team. I regret being in my "too afraid of women to date" phase when I knew her.
>>34609816if you carry your weight anywhere near the way those women in your pic do, i promise he isn't unhappy
>>34609837>Jesus Christ what year is it?The year of living dangerously https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL6BqLMZJyA
>>34609834I'm 6'3 165lbs, and I like women who are a bit chubby.
>>34609818I'm 6'3" and hes 5'5". Its great. Id recommend dating short guys, just not shortcels.>>34609847>whining about sisteryou gotta be 18 to use the site buddy lmao
>>34609847Pituitary gland leakage into the amygdala is common in tall women. Ask her to do a math question before dealing with her and she’ll calm down
>>34609816From left to right, 1 and 4 are HOT. 2,3, and 5 are pretty damn good too. They got a very attractive sort of chubby to them. If you can, draw your body shape on paint to show us, but good chub is VERY good.
Women are better chubby than skinny, but neither like me so it doesn't matter :(
Idk if a short guy getting a tall girl pregnant or a tall guy getting a short girl pregnant is hotter
women, can you climax from solely PIV sex? No touching yourself at the same time, nothing but pure penetration I mean.
>>34609857>buddyI'm a woman in my 30s. She's 30. And still does this shit. I admit I got a little off topic there but my point was "I know two tall women well enough to say whether they're mean or not. And they're not mean but I can't say I love the way either of them treat me, but it's not because of their height"
>>34609650Psychoanalysts, what does it mean if my mother disgusts me but I would love to fuck my sisters?
>>34609857>Just get pegged, bro.
>>34609865>Just get pegged broI let him hit it too...
>>34609865theres a lotta weird zesty dudes out there fucking up dating norms for the rest of us by asking girls to finger them and shit sadly, just how it is
>>34609863How come she got to be tall but not you? You're nice, you could give tall women a nice reputation if you were taller.
>>34609857M5'7" I definitely have a tall bias but I haven't found one I'm really compatible with for a longterm relationship. How'd you meet?>>34609865tall women overcompensate for being tall and end up being more docile from my experience
>>34609862The trick is use your pubic bone
>>34609865>Just date ftms, bro
>>34609867Aren’t you disgusted by how nasty and stubby he is? I have theories about that is why I ask
Is it okay to show up to a craiglist listing and change your mind or will they kill me?
>>34609871That's still grinding against the clit>>34609873Usually they have a fetish for it or want a man they see as "harmless"
>>34609870Need to carry fuck her with both her legs over my shoulders
Women, please rank in order and give critique, grinding with his dick inside you rubbing on overgrown bush, rubbing on groomed bush, rubbing on bare no bush, or rubbing on a week or two of bush growing from bare?
>>34609869Oh she's definitely nicer than me. I'm kind, but I'm not always nice. And I'm almost 5'7 it's fine. I'm the ideal height imo. The seats of cars, counter and chair heights, store shelves, it's all designed for a person my height.
ALL I FEEL IS HOLLOW AND BRUISEDUSED UP AND MISUSEDFORCED TO BE SOMEONEI DON'T WANT TO BE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-FRvboWZl8
>>34609876>>34609873>but hes disgusting and stubby!>they just have a fetish for that. Or they want him to be "harmless"jesus fuck manlets gotta be the gold medalists of men's insecurity olympicsdudes with micropenises are more positive than this
I think I’m getting oneitis.
>>34609873>>34609872Oh. Well anyway does anyone feel a sense of unnatural or very natural unease bordering on disgust when you see someone with proportions too different from your own or an opposite sex equivalent? I get it in the calves especially, when someone has an extremely long or short tibia I feel uneasy in the way seeing a genetically deformed person does. Am I the only one?
>on campus>see a really tall girl in a dress in the distance>get closer>it's a 6'2" tranny ogreI swear this has been the last 3 tall "girls" I've ran into in a row. Fucking hate this shit. Actually, I think it's really odd how most trannies are taller than me. I thought shorter men would be more likely to troon out.
>>34609816He isn't really lying, he's just blissfully unaware how much better a flat stomach and lean face look and thinks slightly fuller ass/tits make up for it.
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/45-women-single-childless-2030-morgan-stanley-study-paritosh-vashisht-sz26fif 50% of women under 45 are single and childless, what's your excuse?
>>34609870We met at a kinky bar. No advice there.>>34609872Hes 7".>>34609873Not really. Im into short guys mostly due to a crippling muscle kink. I just like the way muscle sits on short bodybuilders specifically.>>34609881Thank you this is what I fucking mean man. Like I go to bat for them only to find out Im dating the exeption not the rule. Ppl need to lighten up a bit and focus on what matters.>>34609816Ntg but lots of guys like chubby women these days. Dont listen to social media.
>>34609821>>34609828I see. Maybe I should track my calories a bit closer again. I already hit the gym consistently.Although he has been resistant when I talk about losing weight, that could be a mate guarding thing I guess.>>34609842>>34609854>>34609859Yeah, I'm built like some of the women I posted (specifically close to the one on the far right, closest to camera). I guess it's fortunate genes + lower body exercises.I do think my body potentially looked best around 20 lbs lighter than now. Being very skinny and delicate was too high maintenance for me and I looked weird, though I may be on Adderall soon so it might all be easier.I just really don't want to lose him. I try to do a lot for him because he makes me happy. And I love having sex with him, I don't want that to decrease.
>>34609881I literally look like a child, any woman that's into that has to have issues >>34609884Yeah, when people are too tall or short their proportions, gait, movements obviously begin to look odd. The way manlets hobble around like toddlers is kinda funny especially if they're beefy
>>34609888>crippling muscle kinkwhat is that?
>>34609881I’m over 6’ I’m just used to negativity when it comes to height enough that I see it as unserious. Reacting to it seems like more of an indictment on goblincels than what I said. And I’d concede if you came up with a good argument
Need 6'1 woman who's the most submissive bitch ever
>>34609888>Hes 7wtf is up with manlets having big dicks. tall guys generally have zero correlation to penis size so height itself cant just be a direct inverse correlation or something
>>34609884Not exactly what you're talking about but bowlegged people make me kind of uncomfortable. Not disgust but like "shit are they okay" worrying that they also have fetal alcohol syndrome or something and being mindful of being nice to them and not looking at it too much.
>>34609808If I don't prep, it's going to be a shitty experience. Literally. I genuinely love getting buttfucked but the time and effort to make it pleasant is non-negotiable.
>>34609888>Like I go to bat for them only to find out Im dating the exeption not the rule.Yes, most guys don't want to be pegged. Don't act like guys have an attitude problem when you're all but asking them to change their sexuality.
>>34609896M, also average height with a big dickit's not that there's a correlation, but 6" on a 5'6" frame will look bigger than 6" on a 6'3" frame. It's about scale.
>>34609899Ive never once said manlets need to be pegged its just what we happen to be into as a couple. Our relationship is about more than just sex.
Wide dick with a tapered head Knife penis
>women say men should earn 100k+>men, instead of demanding corporations better pay, antagonise the women?????????????
>>34609896I rationalize it as height correlates with size to a similar extent as the percentage difference in height from the mean. 6’ to 6’5 is like a 10 percent difference in actual height. I’m not doing the math rn. On avg I think the dick size is 10% bigger in that case. Whereas there’s a completely independent variable to height which is whatever else makes someone have a big penis, and that can up to quadruple within a relatively normal range. So being tall means bigger dick but having a big dick means bigger dick more than being tall
>>34609890If you look like her then he's lucky and definitely happy, shouldn't worry imo. You're easily +8/10 on an average day>love having sex with himjesus, no reason to make me jealous here...
>>34609903I prefer a fully proportionate dick. Big or small heads look a little gross as do skinny penises.
>>34609904If they paid us more they'd just make up a higher number. And everything else would get more expensive anyway. It's not just about what you have in a vacuum but how you stack up to other men.
>Femanons talking about dicks again:(It's not my fault it's just 5 inches
I feel like I met The One and like I’m always going to keep the door open for her and I wish someone would just hit me over the head with a shovel until I don’t want that anymore.
>>34609862Yes. I have full control of my pelvic floor.
If a transwoman keep arguing online that men who fantasize about adult olympic athlete, should be castrated and that they are pedos, and then you go on her profile and it’s only children cartoon and her talking about men being pedos. What are the ods that she’s a pedo herself and just projecting?
>>34609916I got lucky when my The One turned out to be lesbian. I can let her go because I never had a chance with her in the first place.Then I got myself cooked a second time when I found a second woman to be my The One. It's so over even though it never ends...
>>34609878Rubbing on what
>>34609920She's just jealous that she isn't smaller
>>34609915be grateful for 5 brotha, you could be even smaller i lowkey wish it was socially acceptable/normal to just wear a fake dick or some shit so i could just forget about it entirely and never worry about it
Moids, do you look like Brandon Bussy?
>>34609857>I'm 6'3" and hes 5'5". Its greatthis is so beautiful
>>34609921I’ve been in a few LTRs before and thought I knew what it felt like to be in love with someone but realized I was wrong when I met this woman.I’m grateful to have learned what I did but I’m hurtin so bad now
>>34609927Don't look into the details.
>>34609922Area slightly above the dick where the clit rubs
Why are women so obsessed with being negative towards men?
women, would you prefer to be referred to a wobbly goonmeat or plapmeat?
>>34609881The 6'3 poster admitted to being gang raped and frequently put her boyfriend into degrading and submissive situations, so yes obviously she wants someone she has power and control over
>heteropessimismwho the fuck keeps making up these terms?
>>34609888>Hes 7".How is that relevant? That's not even that big anyway every 3rd guy is 7 inches
>>34609929oh no
>>34609934i mean if the dude is into it, why is that such a problem or fundamentally linked to him being a manlet? its not like short dudes are the only men who are into that sort of thing
>>34609908Im not a whore so I wouldn't know
>>34609936>3rd guy is 7 incheson the internet maybe, not irl
>>34609931If you're gonna post twitter bait do it properly, nobody's reading all that
You'll stumble across the most extreme bdsm forced breeding porn ever and find out it's a woman drawing it
I'm pretty sure I'm no woman's type but maybe that's okay because I don't like being looked at.
>>34609928>thought I knew what it felt like to be in loveDo people really?
>>34609936Is that the math now? I figured the only people who posted dick size are 7 and up. Like how everyone who volunteers their height is 6’2 +. Than again I’ve never met a guy who admitted to being under 6 in so maybe you’re right
>>34609935Just remember 95% of leftist buzzwords come from women with useless master degrees who live in Brooklyn
>>34609931>There has still never been a better time in human history to happily and successfully pursue heterosexualityI'm confused. When was it ever a bad time? This reads like some kind of bad joke from the Babylon Bee
>>34609944unironically extremely common occurance, most rhetoric around dating is people with no idea what love feels like
>>34609947We call that a masterbation degree
>>34609942And?
>>34609938It's not about the dude you retard
>>34609944I really did, yes.
>>34609931I can't spot any negativity there
They call me Dr. Insanity Time for your diagnosis
Post gender and one nice thing about yourself, the thing you’re most grateful for.
>>34609953Why? it's odd but especially when women are into it
>>34609958MNot fat
>>34609946Hi, I'm under 6, hi hi hi.
>>34609956Did you read past the first sentence?Basically it's a summary of an article of a woman who is still bitching that women have to do some house care and some men are republicans
>>34609957What would that be doctor?
>>34609936They said he was ftm. Seethe harder.
>>34609963I don't see it
>>346099625 inch dickposter you’re an outlier and everyone knows you
>>34609966The poster is/was ftm not her boyfriend
>>34609967She's saying that's a bad thing
>>34609968No, I'm 5.5 poster, completely separate from 5 poster.
>>34609930Are you assuming that all women do this?
>>34609958I like being genuinely blonde.
I used to think I was smart as a kid and got dumber as I grew up but I think I was always just dumb and didn't know better
>>34609958FMy body usually works the way I want it to when it comes to performing physical tasks. I have good balance and I'm good at catching things. My digestion? Not so much.
>>34609943You probably are
>>34609973?? The question was "please rank", not "do you"
>>34609958MI like being an optimist and like how much other people seem to appreciate it. I also like to make people laugh and smile. I like making a positive impression on strangers and find most other people easy to listen to.I’m moving to a new city soon, and every time I’ve visited it in the last five years, someone has complimented me on my attitude. One even said “we need people like you here.”
>>34609958FI have nice wrists
>>34609958F small boobies & my happy trail
need pale femanon
>>34609979I don't like rubbing that there on more than a coincidence. >He should be using his fingers or a vibe.
>>34609984I didn't think most women liked having a happy trail.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ppuf5mhUmyg
>>34609987i love mine,its more prominent than most men's
>>34609975Not needing to know how to take notes or study until high school fucked a lot of kids. They weren't smart they just weren't stupid and now they feel stupid because the stupid kids know how to learn material they don't pick up naturally and we're just over here like "I don't immediately understand this and that's giving me imposter syndrome. I'm going to give up so I have plausible deniability about my stupidity. Refusing to learn it is different than not being able to".
I should take some of the goo that my brain spends on posting and spend it on writing poetry instead.
>>34609970She is saying women having freedom is bad?
My friend is saying white girls are crazy and I shouldn't date them but I think he's just salty about his ex. He's white btw
>>34609975>I used to think I was smart as a kid and got dumber as I grew upI felt this way in college but then I hit my hit my stride again once I got into real jobs.
My pookie is the. GOAT!
>>34609993are you not white too?
>>34609996I'm half and was talking to him about how my mom really really really wants me to date someone of her race. My dad doesn't really care so long as she's good for me and I'm happy.
>>34609993You’re right + he’s just being a bitch
>>34609998whats ur other half?
Why does God make us wait?
plapping sounds combined with the sounds of a mattress squeaking
>>34609771You’re a lecherous pervert and your opinions do not reflect those of the other femanons. But I love you
>>34610005Patience, perseverance and temperance are virtues.
>>34609977It's not like there's going to be any way for me to know anytime soon to be honest
>>34610011No headboard?
>>34609993ignore him>t. not white dude
>>34610002black>>34610000Yeah I think he and his gf were just incompatible, but she probably did have some immaturity going on. They're 27 and 22 and I can recognize the growth I've seen in her over the years, but yeah 5 years is no joke.
>>34609989It's not notes, it's doing problem sets.The amount prescribed by western education is too small so people who follow the rules can just get by but never excel, AND then most students just don't do any and fall behind without being allowed to fail. So the schooling system really just fails the vast majority of people.If you want to be in the top 1% of any academic group in grades and actual applicable knowledge, read the section of your textbook, do every other problem in the back of the section, note the ones you think were interesting or had a quirk to them or that you got wrong. Reference the chapter/section as needed during the problem sets but try and minimize it.Before tests, take that subset of problems you thought were interesting or difficult from all the sections, and re-do them to study for the test/final. By the end of a semester it should only be about 10% of the problems, so "studying" for a final, ignoring that you would do well on it anyway at this point even if you skipped this part, is really just doing the equivalent of 1, maybe 1.5 problem sets. Totally in line with a typical amount of weekly work for a course without requiring killing yourself or cramming too hard.Don't rely on memorization but for things that do need to be memorized, that varies a little more, I like flash cards and writing things out multiple times, but that doesn't get you very far for most things, things you should memorize are a small portion of most study.Note taking during a lecture is mostly a waste of time unless you've already prepared for it ahead of time. There are very few things teachers will bring up that aren't in the study material or texts especially prior to university, and those are the only things you should really make a point of noting down, otherwise you're just distracting yourself from the lecture. "notes" during a lecture should only be things that you found counter intuitive, or aren't recorded that you might want to refer to later.
>>34610024mulatto
My teeth are aching
>>34610024Who's the white one?
>>34610029My neck is extremely hot after eating garlic sauerkraut with onions and mustard. So maybe I shouldn't do that.
>>34610035I’d kill for a hot neck rn sound like quite the feeling
>>34609992She's complaining that men aren't all feminist simps yet
If you ever leave, me, I'm killing myself
>>34609958>one nice thing about yourself, the thing you’re most grateful for.FI'm naturally good at math and fixing things. It's made me a lot of money.
>>34610025>problem set Do I not know this term because I'm old or is it some higher level shit? I never went to college. I wasn't asking how to study so I'm just...not going to read all of that. No offense intended.
I'm curious. What is happening right now?
>>34610013Why?
>>34610043The plappening is happening
PharaohI need you today, Pharaoh.
>>34610043Well, it's tuesday and I don't usually go out on tuesdays. I'm about to play league of legends with my friends
>>34610042Do you know what "problem" and "set" mean?
>>34610036I feel like I should have exploded.But now I will have milk.
>>34610048Who do you play
>>34610049Defensive much? I'm not asking you what it means I'm asking why I've never heard the term before.
>>34610043I'm baking some brownie mix I premixed and had in the fridge. The texture of it is really fudgy when scooping it.
>>34610044Because it takes strength to resist cravings, temptation and your own impulses, and that strength better allows you to live contentedly and more easily bounce back from failure and trauma.
Rip Henry Nowak
Fasting rn so I can be a hot guy I’ll update as things happen.
>>34610054>strength better allows you to live contentedly and more easily bounce back from failure and trauma.According to whom?
>>34610055RIP. I hope that the police and his murderer are held accountable for his death.
Now is an unfortunate time to be out of drugs...
>>34609958MI'm not good at being a person and people don't really like me as a person but I'd be lying if people don't like my ability to solve pretty much any problem put in front of me
>>34610057Anyone with common sense who understands what the words patience, persistence and temperance mean, I would hope.Those are all qualities that can help you cope with boredom and disappointment.
>>34610060Fuck yeah. Thats hard as shit.
>>34610051nunuBut I think this is the aram group (people with girlfriends are getting on)
>>34610066Wewindows
Why do autists do the t rex arms thing
>>34610071It's caused by the autism
>>34610071Dinosaurs are cool.
>>34609994>hit my hit myI've never had a job but I don't think I could hold one down longer than a month before royally fucking something up and getting fired
Anyone else going to opening match?
>>34610061>common sense Not a real thing
>>34610076Every job I’ve had was the bosses essentially asking the workers nicely to do the bare minimum because of the worker shortage or whatever. You be fine if you got a job I’m sure
>open chubby/fat/bbw contact thread on /soc/ >men are open to and celebrate women of all sizes>quite a few are explicitly asking for fat/bbw women>open fat (and only fat) guy contact thread on /soc/ >entire first half of the thread is hijacked by a woman that hates fatties and was expecting slightly chubby dadbodsGirlies, why are you like this?
We already have 5 kids, age 13-6. Stopped because my mental health was not stellar. Then had a more or less unplanned pregnancy. Accepted it, of course, babies are great, even though both of us at times were struggling with the fact that we were almost "done" and this was reckless etc. But anyway, we could deal with another kid and the siblings were over the moon.Fast forward, I gave birth in December - and almost immediately had the baby whisked away to NICU for three weeks. While staying there (all went well, luckily), we received the diagnosis of Trisomy 21Any advice?
>>34610071It's comfortable. And what if I need my hands? They're more ready to do something up there than they are hanging by my sides.
>>34610086Advice on? I would guess that you're going to be done done having any other kids now. How old is hubby?
>>34610071My little bro’s autism is so severe that the t-rex arms often intensify and become chicken wings
>>34610085I think it's more appropriate to ask men why they're like that. I get liking chubby women but once they get into obesity...have some standards. Realizing that a lot of men will fuck anything that lets them so men finding you attractive means literally nothing kinda stings at first.
Moids, what would you do if you were in this situation? There is no way you could possibly hope to satisfy Aella and her friends!
>>34610093I am not taking this well at all
>>34610099cum as soon as one touches the back of my knee
>>34610099>There is no way you could possibly hope to satisfy Aella and her friends!Idk why I lold at this
>>34610099I'd like to just cuddle the six of them in bed together it seems like it'd be comfortableI also sleep like a log so they could just rotate out in shifts and I could get 24 hours of sleep largely uninterrupted comfortablyMaybe I should consider getting into a polyamorous relationship with a bunch of mid bi women that could fix me
>>34610099Sounds like their problem.
>>34610099Aella disgusts me to the point that I don’t find her attractive whatsoever despite being similar to my physical type (her facial has some weirdness if you look closely) a few years ago when I was fascinated by what made unlikable people (to me) unlikable I hate watched a ton of her stuff. This was before the birthday gang bang and no showering admissions. She’s vile and any rationality community freaks she’s with are either victims or just as terrible as she is.
>>34610103Anyways I'd breed every single one of them with my giant cock
>>34610099Would, super would, would, yikes (doesn't shower), yikes fatty piggies, yikes midget
>>34610101NtaSo I take it that Shane Gillis joke about the grilled cheese won't go over well with you right now?
>>34610099Why is she looking at him with such anger? She looks like she is ready to strangle him. What did he do wrong here?
>>34610099Do y'all also kind of see Kirkenheimer or am I just brainrotted
>>34610101I don't think most people would be pleased that their post child life will be a gamble at best. But there are some success stories of it, like the model downs girl.
>>34609984Post
>>34610043watching hockey + baseball, made cookie dough earlier resting in the fridge
>>34609984I don't want a happy trail on a woman.
>>34610115That expression doesn't read as anger to me I'm reading it as mischievous intentions. "I'm about to peg this man" vibes.
>>34610115He’s a despicable henpecked s o y boy who gave up his individuality for a crumb of dry pussy tied in with an internet humiliation ritual “he’s Chad” not sitting like that he isn’t.Despite being overeducated against thinking this way and frying her brain with drugs for 2 decades as well as experiencing everything a woman finds to be unbearable the human inside her can’t help but hate him anyway
Men would you date a girl who used to be member of O9A but have now left it behind?
>>34610122>.>
>>34610099Early on, I do my best to scan to girls to see the ones I'm most attracted to. The girls are gonna be satisfying each other too so the hands are gonna have to focus on different boobs and pussy. Honestly, the harder part is not feeling anxious about giving them all attention without anyone feeling left out, cause that's a huge deboner
>>34610131>Men would you date a quitterNo
>>34610131If she did a 180 swap to religious zealot than no. If she's still cool, then hell yeah
>>34610131This is what The Drama was about.
>>34610131If she's cute
Wtf is o9a
I was never a member of 09A
>>34610086Get the kid out of the house as much as possible. Like respite care, group homes, whatever. Protect your other kids and your marriage.
>>34610095It's an interesting question on the state of men, although not necessarily pertinent to the matter at hand. The point of intrigue is more that, when the men see a thread that says "there may be fatties inside," they are not surprised by or recoil at the fatties, whereas when the opposite happens but with a thread that says "only fatties," one is somehow surprised there are fatties.It'd be more understandable if one went in with the express purpose of deriding the fatties, but to be surprised? Baffling, and yet somehow consistent.
>>34610145OH NAH NAH NAHPUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR IF YOU FUCKIN TONIGHT
>>34610149I think you're overthinking it. She was surprised anyone at all could find a body like that appealing so what the heck were they doing in that kind of thread. Like I said in my last post, I get liking chubby but once you hit obesity...what are you doing. That's what she's thinking. In her mind it read "attractive fatties only".
>>34610145Order of 9 Angels
Moids, is this true? You marry thin but you cheat thick?
>>34610152Yes, and the question is "Why are women cowards who don't actually even want what they claim to want, just something adjacent to the social norm rather than something truly unique?"The response can be found by looking at female mate poaching habits; women simply don't have any tastes or opinions of their own in any meaningful sense. Really makes one wonder why they got rights to begin with.
>>34610149Lmao calm down Socrates
>>34610154Men don't cheat
State gender. How do you feel when you watch this scene? It's kind of fucked up isn't it?
If pretty much every woman was molested why are so many of them bad in bed?
>>34610099That faggot literally wrote an article about how he plans on not being the father of his own children btw
>>34610164MDean Winchester jumpscare
>>34610164is that Dean Winchester? holyyy
>>34610154tf is that thing
>>34610170>>34610171He plays the football coach who dates Lana Lang while she's still a student, in the early 2000s you could write a storyline like that where the people who have a problem with it are painted as the bad guys.
>>34610164>SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEfrom this F sex cult leader
>>34610155>unique We're not talking about unconventionally attractive faces or guys with dwarfism here we're talking about an obvious sign of being unhealthy. From a biological standpoint choosing an obese man who can't procure food just eat it is a bad idea. What if he's so greedy he takes food from his own children? Nobody wants that guy. Women would rather fuck a tentacle monster or Beast from beauty and the beast than a fat man you really have no leg to stand on with this argument lol.
Damn... Dating can't be this bad can it? Do men and women even fucking like each other anymore?
>>34610164I wanna do that to >him with a softball pitch so bad.
>>34610178daily reminder for you to kill yourself
>>34610175Who had a problem with it!? Motherfuckers the age of consent in France is 15 and she was canonically 18 when she came back to the U.S. with him in the show!
>>34610177>From a biological standpoint choosing an obese man who can't procure food just eat it is a bad idea.I don't think you understand how much food that really is desu, at a certain point it does start taking effortA tentacle monster is just a mass of perfectly pliable dicks and Beast is just a large, hairy rich dude
>>34610164F. I don't know what this is so this >>34610170
girls why are you calling us a creep when we're not around and then unmistakably going out of your way to get us to leer at you
>>34610178Why are the guys all dressed like scrubs?
>>34610185rapebait
I'm sorry, femanon. I tried.
>>34610185Me thinks sirens merely had to exist for moids to be lured to their death.
>>34610187like, they want us to make an attempt so they can set up a false rape charge?
>>34610175Lana is the blonde girl with curly hair but she wants the guy that just got dunked in the pool? I don't get it.
Moids, can your gf touch/grope/rub your butt?
>>34610185Look, don't interact. That's all I want from others when I go out specifically for attention.
>>34610188LOL! LMAO even!
>>34610183>how much food that really is Could be all of it if there isn't enough. If a poor fat man takes a second helping before his kids do he's trash.>>34610185I don't want anyone to leer at me but I also can't filter it so disrespectful or ugly men see a different outfit. I want other women and men I find appealing to think I look nice.
>>34610195i know you're fishing for easy (You)s with this type of post but ill respond seriously and say noalso annoying to have to constantly re-iterate that to every girl ive ever been with about touching me or doing things in a way i dislike
>>34610195My wife always tries to goose me when I'm doing things, usually when I'm cleaning up the kitchen. I'm honestly not a huge fan of her doing it but she enjoys it so I tolerate it.
>>34610190well in this case the siren rushed to get in front of me then matched my pace while strutting, looking back, and chatting me up as she was practically naked
>>34610200Not your butthole just grabbing some cheek
>>34610204yeah im aware, the answer is still no
Post genderWould you rather date someone who, while driving, hit a homeless person and their child, killing them both instantly, and hid their bodies to never get caught OR someone who engaged in bestiality once when they were 19
>>34610210those are some rough fucking choices damn, i dont know. I guess part of it comes down to why they hit the homeless people. Were they being totally drunk and reckless? Was it intentional? Was it just extreme bad luck?
>>34610195yeah, I wish she was real
>>34610210F. Not enough details on the animal fucker, but if it wasn't as murderous as the first option I'd pick that.
>>34610154other way around actually
>>34610210M1stFuck tha homeless
>>34610164I'm thinking that Chloe is cute (I think that was her name right?)
>>34610202Do you also do it?
>>34610220The sex criminal?
>>34610223yeah the sex criminal
>>34610210But would they date me?
>>34610195Always, yeah. But if she makes the tease too sexual and pents me up too much, I might be miffed and take it out on her either then or later
Would you kiss me on the mouth and love me like a sailor, femanon?
>>34610210Uh, number 2 I guess if I have to choose. If I really like her, I'd ask how she feels about furry shit and would be willing (as long as it was kept private af)
>>34610229I could turn >his bed into an ocean.
>>34610231How tall are you?
>>34610230That's messed up, asking about furry shit in that context.
>>34610231I think that has to be one of your most disgusting posts so far
>>34610206You seem really bothered by the request. Like you hate it more than I would hate it if a guy asked to touch my feet. Is there some psychological reason you dislike it?
>>34610227>yeah, i used to fuck horses when I was younger LOL!>...go on a date with you? Eww- I m-mean uh.. no, sorry anon!! I'm just not looking for anything like that right now!! Thank you for asking though, I'm flattered!some real comedy potential with this bit actually
>>34610154No they don't. Stop brainwashing people with your retarded tiktok crap.
>>34610236its just gross and annoying and happens often the core issue is that every time ive ever tried to say "no" or tell a girl to stop something sexual i didnt like they basically ignore it or forget after 1-2 days and start doing it again if they like it enough.
>>34610214Unintentional, slightly reckless on both the part of the driver as well as the homeless person, it was on a curving part of a back road>>34610217The animal lived, I'm not really sure what else you'd want to know>>34610227Yes>>34610237Kek
Men, would you trade 4 inches of height if it meant you now had your ideal GF who will never leave you and doesn't care that youre short?
>no gf will ever grope me
I thought it was 9:00 AM but it's actually 9:00 PM. What the fuck? I'm really disoriented. I opened my door to mow the lawn and was confused to find that it's nighttime. A couple of hours ago I was thinking about how glad I was to wake up at seven in the morning because maybe my sleep schedule was fixed but I'd actually woken up at seven at night.
>>34610244Ye
>>34610244i would still be 6t which is good enough so yeah i think so. im not really athletic or attractive enough to really take my current height as a real advantage anyway
>>34610210FI think I hate myself for dating either of these people. Flip a coin. It would be a much easier choice if the homeless people weren't dead on impact but he still chose to hide them instead of calling for help, then the bestiality guy is obviously better.
>>34610244>would you trade 4 inches of height if it meant you [warped reality enough to somehow end up with your oneitis despite it being impossible to be together in this life]In a heartbeat, I'd trade a foot of height desu
>>34610244Hell no, I don't have 4 inches of height to spare
>>34610249>would still be 6ftso youre 6'4 at the least. why are you answering a question about getting an ideal gf when you can get any girl you want at that height?
Women, how would you have prevented The Troubles?
>>34610253How tall
>>34610244I'm already too short. I'd rather win her over myself
>>34610247If you couldn't tell that it was dark outside from inside the house that's probably part of your problem. Did you think you slept for like 16 hours I'm confused?
>>34610244Will I like her back?
>>34610233I'm 5'8 but frequent heels
>>34610253>>34610258height?
>>34610255>why are you answering a question about getting an ideal gf when you can get any girl you want at that height?im very uglyhope that clears things up
>>34610243I'd want to know what animal. If it was something small enough that he definitely hurt it just by having sex with it, it's about as bad as accidentally murdering people, I think.
Why does my friend keep making jokes about me turning into a girl and dating each other.
>>34610222>Do you also do it?No.
>>34610256The only political issues women care about is having the right to kill their baby and importing as many foreigners as possible
>>34610264no amount of ugly can deter a woman away from a man as tall as you, women cream over tall dudes.
it's weird how if a woman boldly signals that she's dtf and you don't escalate you basically don't exist anymore to her
>>34610267No animals were harmed in the making of his orgasm
>>34610261yes, shes your ideal gf, you find her very attractive physically and your personalities are very compatible.
>>34610244So basically just give up 4 inches of height for nothing? No fucking way.
>>34610269And you don't do any other mild consent violations?
>>34610275Still awful, but it's only just as purposefully evil as hiding the body of a child after murdering them, so I guess I'd go with the animal guy.
>>34610277ye, I'll do the trade I am not tall anyway
>>34610268He's trans.
>>34610278i forget theres men on here that really dont like women and not in a gay way
>>34610274I don't have time to waste if a guy doesn't like me. There's plenty of fish in the sea, and I only have one line to cast at a time.
>>34610231The natural habitat for a whale.
Kek! Don't you have fucking friends? If not, hire someone girl. That's what a single girlboss does, right?
Take the horsepussy pill Anons, it's better than killing kids and you get to cum too
>>34610244Hello no, I would be 5 feet tall, besides what they hell would I even do with a perfect gf. That's like giving a homeless man a Lambo.
>>34610260It's been an emotional few days and I slept a lot today from exhaustion. When I woke up at 7:00 it was a little light out, but was of a color that could pass for 7:00 AM; could have been either early morning or late evening. I drew the curtains in my bedroom as tightly shut as I could; the room was dark but I assumed that was just because of the curtains. At 9:00 I decided it was time to go outside to mow and opened the bedroom curtains to see if it, confused to find that it was pitch black. I thought maybe it was the windows being dark or something because it was definitely 9 in the morning, so I went out and opened the front door and realized it was nighttime.
>>34610287kys
>>34610284that's fine. i don't have time for whores.
>>34610273if only lol>>34610267even if its a bigger animal i still gotta lean towards the murderer. yes its a worse crime but the OP of the question said they were being slightly reckless as well as the homeless people being retarded. Sure the manslaughter is worse but it's ultimately unintentional, there's no accidentally getting railed by a dog or sticking your dick in a rooster or whatever
>>34610290*to see if it was raining
I need an extrovert gf they are so fun and happy
>>34610279Not really. I mean is rubbing her feet without asking her first a "mild consent violation"? That's about the closest I can come up with.
>>34610298... I feel like I need to ask for clarification on if you're a footfetishist.
>>34610293Did you skip the part of the OP where they said they hid the bodies? The killing might have been an accident, but seeing the lifeless body of a child and thinking "how do I get away with this?" is something I'd consider more evil than fucking a llama, personally.
>>34610300t. has never played Omori
>>34610299Fuck off.
>>34610301nta, doesn’t he kill himself at the end
>>34610301Idk what that is.
>>34610304In the Bad End, yeah, suicide by jumping off hospital roof
>>34610303Ok so the playing field is level? That was your honest response?
State gender, let's say you're allowed to do something with your partner and 100% you have their consent to do it always and anytime for the rest of your lives. If you could choose this one thing, what would it be?
>>34610287The entitlement of this is just mind blowing. Also I would like to weigh those boxes, because I guarantee none of them are 50 lbs. Go buy a fucking dolly bitch!
>>34610309Smooch
>>34610309F. Something simple like sucking his dick whenever I want. It's not so intrusive that I'd feel bad for using the privilege.
>>34610309MCuddle
>>34610299>... I feel like I need to ask for clarification on if you're a footfetishist.No, not even remotely. Every woman I has ever been with enjoys having their feet rubbed and she is no different. I usually just do it when we are relaxing but I don't explicitly ask her first.
>>34610309Cuddling.I'm so lonely... ;_;
>>34610309does it count if its a one time thing? i'd like my bf to have pierced nipples. i wouldnt want him to have piercings anywhere else tho, maybe some lip ones at most. and obviously the piercer would be a male.
>>34610313Have you ever been told no LOL?
>>34610305Omori.[spoiler]The boy accidentally kills his older sister when he's 12 years old. They're at the top of the staircase in their home, she's mad and bitching at him, he tries to get away from her, she grabs his wrist or something, he reflexively shoves her, she tumbles down the staircase and dies. One of the boy's best friends is there, and in order to keep him from getting in trouble, he drags the girl's corpse outside and hangs her from a tree to make it look like suicide. In the present both boys are 16 and heavily traumatized from the incident.[/spoiler]
I should've added that they 100% consent and 100% will like it >>34610309
>>34610300>The killing might have been an accident, but seeing the lifeless body of a child and thinking "how do I get away with this?"What would you do? "I went 10 mph over the speed limit and a dumbass jaywalker and their kid is dead now. This is awful.". You're telling me you wouldn't even consider the possibility of trying to make it all go away? I feel like most people would rationalize the genuine bad luck of the situation and just try to keep living their lives.If there was even the slightest chance of saving either the kid or parent, then yeah it's hideous. But I really deeply doubt most people would go out of their way solely for the principle of the law to be upheld.
>>34610320That’s so sweet I could die
>>34610099Women exist to satisfy me not the other way around
>>34610324why are you making these questions you are making me suspicious
>>34610313Why would a woman voluntarily suck a guys dick on her own accord
>>34610324Their job. I’ll make them enjoy their work. I wish my gf could force me to enjoy working
>>34610320>and obviously the piercer would be a male.Why would that be obvious?
>>34610320I mean, something that directly answers the question would be more like, (You) specifically would have to pierce his nipples or lips and he automatically likes it, so yeah. Do you got piercings? What about the image of them on a guy that is attractive to you?
>>34610332because i'd be jealous if a woman who wasnt me had access to his nipples
>>34610330They wouldn't, that is absolutely performative.
>>34610330I used to eat pussy before and during and after sex and whenever there was a moment to. The problem with sucking cock I assume would be giving him ed from draining his balls too much
>>34610316Ok then you are getting affirmative consent that she likes having her feet rubbed by her enjoying it? And you have reitterated that you don't like her pinching you? Is she meaning to antagonize you?
>>34610337You're a man so it's a different story >>34610336As always
>>34610323His friend just made it worse
>>34610321No, but I also never ask when it's not reasonable.>>34610325I wouldn't be able to live with the guilt, I think. I'm all for avoiding accountability, but not when it's something that'd literally haunt me.
>>34610313Women always say stuff like this but it must be like a tiny percent who would actually do itFree use relationship sounds awesome
>>346102635'8
>>34610340Are you the person who didn't know what Omori was? That's interesting; why do you think that? Fun to get the opinion of someone who hasn't played it. It's an RPG.
>>34610330I enjoy the sensations of having his dick in my mouth, it makes me feel sexy to be in control of him a bit, I like making him happy, I could go on.
>>34610329I found a dusty lamp while digging through my neighbor's garbage. I've been thinking about my 3 wishes because one of them is gonna be to force you to love me, and I've been trying to generate ideas for the second. The third is obviously a million more wishes. I'm gonna have to use up at least two for whatever bit my arm when I was digging through the rubbish.
>>34610343Wait, are you saying you don’t have partners that are DTF literally whenever barring rare exception?Fuck itGENDER Are you allowed to do whatever you want to sexually to your partner whenever you want? What are the rules if not?
>>34610343Free use sounds hot, but it doesn't sound ideal for a relationship. The best case scenario would be when two people are so compatible and communicative that they are always interested in having sex together whenever they mutually want it.
>>34610330As a guy, I'm a whore for eating pussy. If I were a woman, I'd be a whore for cock in my mouth. It's a mix of enjoying making the person I like happy, the fact that I've very close to their heart[beat] through the thing that makes them happy, the warmth of being intimate, and cause it's erotic as hell.
>>34610351F, no. The rules are just common sense. Don't do shit when the timing is bad or there's shit to do, and always make it clear what you want.
>>34610350Ok, you are clearly clueless. Do you even know if it is a monkey paw? You should ask for something that works for the whole world like everyone has a superpower now or everyone can read everyone's thoughts and just watch it burn
>>34610345No I a different anon I heard of Omoru but never knew ehat it was. I feel like it would have been better if they told the truth because that way he wouldn't have to live with the guilt of not only killing his sister, by accident, but also hiding it for the rest of his life. If everyone knew what had happened maybe he would have gotten the help he needed and forgiven by his parents and could come to terms with it or something. Also the bf is also traumatised now and everything is fucked.
>>34610338I don't think she means to antagonize me, I think she sees it as playful and kind of her thing that she does with me. By this point I've kind of let it go on so long that if I were to suddenly tell her I don't like it, I think it would really bring her down. That would probably be worse than just tolerating it and not making it an issue.
>>34610350>million more wishes.Bro does not know the rules
Should sexual dimorphism be bigger in humans? Like if every dude was 7ft tall and jacked while women were under 5ft and thicc?
>>34610309MI kinda want a potential gf/wife to be naked as much as possible when we're aloneI want her to stain my clothes with her pussy juice
>>34610363After a while the offsprings would get smaller witht hat height difference I think
>>34610357People here are acting like that’s abnormal but my understanding was most couples would fuck each other whenever someone initiated
>>34610365The thing with dimorphism is that it'd stay different. Several species have a big size gap
>>34610363Women would still cope about being able to perform as well as men athletically
>>34610351>GENDER>Are you allowed to do whatever you want to sexually to your partner whenever you want? What are the rules if not?No. The rules are just fucking ask and be continuously nonsexually affectionate for the duration of the time spent together so I'll want sex. Within limits defined.
>>34610367Not necessarily. Sometimes there's a reason you don't want to have sex. Tired, dirty, not feeling well, busy, or just plain not feeling it.
>>34610357>always make it clear what you want.Are you autistic?
>>34610351MNo, not even close. I have to really gauge her mood, and it depends on a lot of things like if she had a good day at work, are the dogs behaving, etc. Usually I can tell by her texts during the day whether she is going to be dtf that night.
>>34610359Well then my first wish is to remove the monkey paw effects. Watching the world burn is only fun if femanon is beside me to watch>>34610362Well if it's against the rules then my first wish is to change the rules to allow it, duh
>>34610152>so what the heck were they doing in that kind of threadYour befuddlement is then, again, the question: why would one be surprised that fat people would be in the fat people thread. One that is explicitly marked as such. One can be surprised that people would want to participate in such a thread, but you don't get surprised by the dead pigeon being inside the bag marked dead pigeon.>In her mind, it read "attractive fatties only" Attractive fatties are still fatties. There's a clear distinction between fat or chubby. It is quite something to make that mistake in the first place, but then to also double down and deride those actually participating in the subject instead of realizing your mistake?At that point there's certainly something curious going on.
I just realized today is 6/9
>>34610367>my understanding was most couples would fuck each other whenever someone initiatedLOL...LMAO even...
>>34610372I love how you copy pasted gender and then didn’t specify, but I have a bit of a clue nonetheless>>34610313So your man doesn’t let you suck him off whenever you want? Wtf is he broken
>>34610369I see. In that case I would orefer men to be 6ft and women near 6ft. Everyone would be slender.
Genders, whats the strongest case of post-nut-clarity you've ever had?How bad was it? What caused it to be so bad in particular?
Can you convince yourself that you are worth and that you matter?
>>34610374Fuck you.
>>34610378I hate what we've done with numbers. Remember when everyone in the class would laugh at 69 i rolled my eyes and wished them all to be silent.
Do women really just have sex like this and head of to work without cleaning up or anything?
>>34610382Nah, I'd have a 4'10 120lb woman with J cups and her 7'2 400lb 11 inch cock muscular bf
>>34610388And now you’re posting on 4chan while they’re all executives at Fortune 500 companies
>>34610363No. Women should be bigger.
>>34610381He lets me whenever I ask, but I like the idea of not needing to ask with magically explicit consent.
>>34610389I like how his pants are still on underneath the bed. Guess he came in his underwear
>>34610313JH moment
>>34610383I don't know about strongest but everytime I jerk off to porn I feel like grossed out after. I feel like it is something so corrupt. I am not ever a conservative or whatever the word is
>>34610396You could literally tell a bf to take off his pants cause he knows what's gonna happen next is something he's gonna like
>>34610383MShe wanted me to eat her creampie and it sounded hot in the moment while we were fucking, but after I came and she was trying to maneuver up to straddle my face I was trying to negotiate my way out of it and then object and protest because it was no longer even remotely appealing, I was disgusted by the thought.
>>34610383M. I'm convinced post nut clarity is a meme.
>>34610389cleans itself I guess
>>34610398Got a problem with that?
>>34610392I disagree men should weigh like 3 times more on average
Women, how hot out of 10 is him licking and eating up the nut off you or in you?
>>34610402You don't even have to do that, walk up to him and put your hair in a makeshift ponytail or via scrunchy right in front up him and he will start doing it without even you asking.
>>34610383F. Had sex in my car on a Sunday, didn't put down towels, and I regretted it deeply. My car reeked the whole Monday drive to work, too.
>>34610410>women, please validate my gay perversions?you're cooked bro.
>>34610412Hot
>>34610402I'd like to just tease >his pocket monster and he say yes.
>>346104100/10. Cum play is gross, doubly so if it's a guy.
>>34610410Nag but I have a fantasy of french kissing a woman after finishing in her mouth
>>34610404Same I’m hooked up with some nasty women and then chopped it up after like bros all night. I’ve had women have pnc with me though when I’m low energy and start saying stupid shit
>>34610274You said no, why keep trying
>>34610410But that's how babby forms. Why can't >he just stay in?
>>34610403Fucking disgusting!
>>34610363Pregnancy and giving birth would be easier and safer if sexual dimorphism were reduced.We used to have a thread schizo who would never stop talking about how pregnancy and giving birth would be easiest of all if sexual dimorphism were reversed.
>>34610424Women should really take advantage more often of the fact that nobody cares if they violate consent
Should I jerk of
jh and bv are fucking repulsive. where are the hot femanons?
>>34610427true, I heard women like to molest motorbike ubers
>>34610412Why are you such a lazy bum you couldn't go to a car wash or wash your car? Also I really wish you got a ticket from the cops.
>>34610429If you’re asking it probably won’t be satisfying enough to be worthwhile
>>34610412Did he finish inside you?
>>34610430>least obvious femanon who wants attention.
>>34610430The hottest ones find men and then stop posting here
>>34610398>>34610406Now I know the problemShe gets there and the dick is already being occupied
>>34610430Avert your eyes just like you do to /gioyc/.You ugly moids have sex drives too.
>>34610412You should keep them in your car
>>34610436Nah they lurk that one anons gf and him come on here.
>>34610429Mpreg
>>34610432Can you not read? It was a Sunday and I had work first thing the next morning.>>34610434No.
>>34610425I miss giantess dude a lil bit. Those were fun speculations.
I yearn just like the children who yearn for the mines
>>34610363The limiting factor here is human female pelvises that sounds like a bad plan.>>34610377The befuddlement is how anyone can find an obese person sexually appealing. There's no ambiguity with "dead dove do not eat" but there is some room for personal opinion causing a mismatched expectation with "fat".
>>34610440I typically do, just not that time.
>>34610412So your pussy stank up your car?
>>34610438I almost fell for the bait and responded explicitly.
Freaks
>>34610452No, the cum smell did.
>>34610412Why your car?
>>34610456You're the freak
Men, are you ok? Why can't you even find like 2 hours a week to go out on a Friday or Saturday night to date? That is just poor time management on your part. What are you even doing with all your free time? We have to clean, and go to gym, and do laundry too!
>>34610456I’m normal
My birthday is tomorrow should I call in sick and sleep the day away
>>34610450Who’s this guy and why’d you let him nail youWhat does it mean that your female friend who you used to fuck tells you you’d be good with numerous of her friends and her sister? Does she talk about me to them or is she trying to ascertain if I would only fuck her out of everyone she knows. Added context I fucked a friend of a friend of hers and she got violently horny when she found out
>>34610385I logically understand that I am, but that doesn't make anything better.>>34610410I want him to kiss me after I blow him I don't want him down there looking for snacks wtf. He gave it to me why is he trying to take it back that's mine now.
>>34610448>>34610425Make hips way bigger then and make vagina stretchier
>>34610463If you call in sick you should go outside at least once
>>34610456https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/424119-sex-sounds-07
>>34610459Neither of us lived alone and he didn't own a car.
>>34610459I thought the same thing. I'm honestly trying to think of a scenario where I would have sex with a woman in her car, and I'm honestly coming up empty here.
>>34610463happy birthday
>>34610463Yes.
>>34610464He was my bf, I was horny. I don't give speculative interpretations of other people's intentions ITT.
>>34610465>that's mine now.Based
>>34610474If you’re in a pretty Californian town and then hotbox the car with cigarettes as a teen or early 20s it can be a magnificent experience.
>>34610474It’s a ghetto thing.
>>34610478Sorry I should’ve hit return a few more times.
>>34610474See >>34610472. I thought it was pretty normal when you don't have options or patience.
>>34610462Ok I trust you.
>>34610468How would making humans more like gorillas be beneficial? Is this the guy who's obsessed with harems?
>>34610463>My birthday is tomorrow should I call in sick and sleep the day awayHappy birthday. Nah just dont tell anyone about it.
>>34610486Thanks.
>>34610474Only cheaters do it in the car
>>34610448>but there is some room for personal opinion causing a mismatched expectation with "fat".Not particularly, given any consideration to the language used, but an overconfidence similar to that found there seems to be leading the conversation here into circles, so I guess this reply chain can be shelved as an attempt to actually explore the mindset and more just chalk up as another example.
>>34610492Or people who live with their parents still?
>>34610474pretty common thing there is at least one movie about it
Women who are overweight (bbws included). Is there a nice way I could tell you in my bio for tinder that lets you know I am into your body type? How should I phrase it so that I don't repulse you
>>34610495Why are you fucking and still living with your parents?
>>34610494How often do people roll their eyes at you during irl conversations?
>>34610448BlueValkyrie says if you aren’t attracted to obese women you’re a pedophile.
>>34610492Nah, you're just boring and have a wimpy car.I've even banged in the back of a twoseater.
>>34610500Why wouldn't you?
>>34610504I don't have a car I hate cars.
>>34610505I think I'd get an apartment before relying on having sex in a car
>>34610509What did cars do to you?
Any lonely, single femanons in this thread right now?
>>34610513howdy
>>34610512They stink and made me vomit a lot
>>34610514Hi.
>>34610499>Women who are overweight (bbws included). Is there a nice way I could tell you in my bio for tinder that lets you know I am into your body type? How should I phrase it so that I don't repulse youJust say you're into plus sized, chubby, overweight women anon. Perhaps average weight women will hit on you
>>34610514What the last thing you jilled off to?
>>34610517do u have a nice ass manon?
>>34610521No, I have ugly ass.
>>34610521Plz describe yourself physically
>>34610514Fuck off cunt
>>34610510>I'd get an apartment And I don't have $1200 a month to blow on a place to fuck. A lot of other people don't either. You're being weird. Having your own place has never been a requirement for sex. You sound like a real stick in the mud.
>>34610500Some of us had sex in high school.
>>34610513Why
>>34610534I like knowing, that's all.
>>34610519c.ai roleplay>>34610523what makes it ugly? idc if its hairy>>34610524no
>>34610534harassment targets
>>34610516???? Stink of what? Your farts?
>>34610529You don't have 600 and your bf have 600?
Is it easier to learn to be a better lover or a better partner
>>34610541What bf? And even if I had one, moving in with someone before you ever have sex with them is insane.
>>34610537>c.ai roleplayWith who?I get bored with those things because I have to drive everything
>>34610539He’s a nice guy but if any femanons would like to be targeted for harassment you can reply here
I have has my own place for six months now and I still can't lose my virginity
>>34610549>I have has
>>34610540The petrol stinks and the smoke chokes me
>>34610542Lover. Being a good partner means being a good person, having yourself somewhat figured out. That’s a lot harder than writing the alphabet with your tongue
>>34610542Both probably
>>34610546Are you not >>34610478>>34610464M
>>34610542partner for sure>>34610553I am sorry my tongue challenged friend
>>34610551>petrol stinks>smoke in car???????
>>34610558Third post is mine but I’m not sure what you’re asking. Do you think it’s a samefag?
>>34610550Sorry I misplaced the D in your ass
>>34610558No
>>34610560I meant partner oops
>>34610565Das kinda gay my nuggie
>>34610563Outside of the car not inside. But the inside was always claustrophobic to me and motion sickness sucked.
>>34610571>claustrophobic to meSuv's are biiiiiig insideLike usually enough for my ass.>and motion sickness suckedThat's just an unfortunate skill issue.
>>34610564Sorry I meant to say tag the op of that story>>34610566So I'm going to assume OP is doing it with their bfNot sure why you would have assumed i was talking about your situation
>>34610571Is everyone itt too old to fuck in cars but too young to not give a shit and fuck in cars? You never go on road trips? Every hour I learn how sexually liberated I’ve been this whole time despite being a self described prude
>>34610575Could you stop bullying me?
>>34610537>c.ai roleplaybased but c.ai specifically kinda sucks tho
>>34610576It doesn't matter what the situation is? I'm arguing that you don't need to have an apartment to be fucking. And you haven't explained why you think this other than "only cheaters have sex in cars"?
How'd the hook up go, femanon?
>>34610582Where's the hook
>>34610581nta but any time car sex gets mentioned here some global southerner has a conniption over it.
>>34610583In your ass
>>34610542Both basically the same, and the answer for an individual is how far along are they at both so far. Both need empathy, both need good communication and listening,
>>34610579No~
>>34610542Partner. If porn is dishonest about one thing, it's the ability to make someone cum. If you actually apply effort and learn what a person likes, making them cum is extremely easy. Honestly if you can't make your lover cum you are either retarded or not trying.
>>34610587Go away booty troll
>>34610591What about the women with fucked up vaginas who can’t even do it themselves
>>34610594ok then they obviously have a serious physiological issue which I would file under retarded, but in this case your body is being retarded.
Men, what do you call the useless piece of skin around the penis?
vaginal sex fans be like>babe, i'm pregnant
>>34610597
>>34610600anal sex fans be like>yooo this poopdick goes crazy
>>34610600>babe, I'm pregnant>now drop those shorts and let me gag on it
>>34610599A woman’s mouth
>>34610603R u on drugs tonight?
>>34610603>>34610606Ffs you could not have timed that better
>>34610602vaginal sex fans be like>i'm gonna cut my balls half-off so i can cum in my gf
>>34610599A woman
Would a fat guy date and be happy with an equally fat gf? Would you try to lose weight and get in shape together?
>>34610599her labia
>>34610607She's on drugs every night.
>>34610607No. Might have had an allergy attack that subsided. I should be on drugs for that.
>>34610611fat men deserve better than a fat gf, i can’t stand that they all settle for them
>>34610617Are you the deranged pooner
I have been wearing my tshirt inside out the whole day, women why did you do this to me?
>>34610619that's awfully rude
>>34610609anal sex fans be like>babe please keep farting on it im almost there
>>34610621Ew go away
>>34610599(You)
>>34610623i'll go away once i get my fat bf
>>34610626Imagine making a fool of yourself on /soc/ and they still don't want you. Pathetic
Ok it is half past 6 and I am quite sleepy. I stayed up playing prophecy of pendor. Good night. Good night.
>>34610607Unmanaged diabetes significantly accelerates cognitive decline.
>>34610630Then why don't you have a fat bf so you can fuck off already?
>>34610620Hey I've done that before, once when I went to work but it was my undershirt. You're probably pretired because the summer heat is starting
>>34610622vaginal sex fans be like>just jam that copper wire in your womb it's okay babe :)
>>34610633Because it's a dude
CNC is a much more common fantasy for women than men, why?
>>34610639It's a mentally ill pick-me woman who thinks she's a man that's also fucking retarded
>condom on>boner doesIs there a way to fix this? I've been trying fapping with condoms but it feels meh at best.
>>34610643Stop beating for a week or so. I feel like i could fuck through a brick wall
>>34610641>esl moment
>>34610645>t. worthless pooner that only knows one language
>>34610643don't watch porn or masturbate for 2 years
>>34610643Boner does what?
>>34610647no thats not me who said thati dont even know what was even esl about ur reply
>>34610650You
>>34610651Whatever. i still don't like you, you will never escape womanhood.
>>34610648He wants no fuck with a condom, not become more powerful than we ever believed
>>34610652Bro, what are you doing. That's gay.
I wish women could think like men. I ask questions that I’m genuinely curious about and I’m certain the answer will be interesting and they go “um… yeah basically I did it because that’s what I did so I did it”
>>34610653u really dont know what ur talking abt do u anon
>>34610656Examples?
>>34610656Lol truth fuck these hoes
>>34610657>fat men deserve better than a fat gf, i can’t stand that they all settle for themEven with you posting this, it's so clearly bitchy and catty because you're a woman. A failure of a woman, and no one will take you seriously with your male larp. Hopefully you didn't botch yourself, I don't like you, but self-mutilation is fucked.
>>34610655OINK OINK OINK
>>34610660Her testosterone level is permanently at ~700 which explains her incessant horniness and pestering
Just got backwhat's up
>>34610662>her
>>34610660lol okay i didnt realize men suddenly cared so deeply about fat women, a group they have been known to shit on since the dawn of time.i struck a nerve i guess.
>>34610666Know your place, hole.
>>34610656Enjoy your youth and fortune. People stop being interesting after enough trauma and trips around the sun.
>>34610666Jarvis, post a painting of the ideal woman from the 16th to 19th centuries
Women, would you get this mural done in your house?
>>34610658Prove me wrong. Describe your first relationship, or your relationship with your father. Or anything really. I won’t even ask you to explain your role or decision making. I’m so confident in my position that instead of linking posts I’ll issue a challenge and I know for a fact you’ll prove me right despite knowing you’re being judged
>>34610667if only i had a fat bf to keep me in my place :3
>>34610670No, that looks cattywampus in the rip/hip/hair
>>34610672There's better options, like actual women and actual twinks. Not whatever abomination you are. You're ugly as sin and have no redeeming qualities
>>34610671Nta, dude that was a stupid response lol
>>34610674if only i had a fat bf to cheer me up after i get bullied on the internet :[
>>34610670Heck no. That's disgusting
>>34610672Fat guys are actually nice people. Fat females are always bitchy and bitter.
>>34610680It is a fat female troon
>>34610676I’d prefer novelty over a good debate k/d
>>34610680>Fat females are always bitchy and bitter.Not all of them just certain ones.
>>>30760795Why are they like this?
>>34610682>>34610676But it will be proven not to be I guarantee I’m shooting into the air and the fildren are gonna walk into the bullets paths
>>34610681are you being gender affirming or nah
>>34610687You're a woman, dumb bitch.
>>34610674Is mangropanon ugly is this confirmed? She’s my favorite one
>>34610685>Why are they like this?Oops>>>/gif/30760795
>>34610689Very ugly
>>34610688yet again, that poster was not me >>34610680couldnt agree more, they look better too,
>>34610689She's an ftm detrans with a swollen clit and excess body hair
>>34610694Don't think it detransed actually
>>34610677(not fat, but)>*pats head>it's ok femanon, if it hurts no one, like who you want to like
>>34610691Brutal if true
>>34610696>simping for a pooner
>>34610691He looks disgusting too. Are those insect bites on his legs?
>>34610689If she were even remotely fuckable she wouldn't behave like a horny Indian.
>>34610691Dude sucks at fucking
Femanon would you fuck your indian TA for an A?
can we get some questions for the opposite genders again
FemanonsWhat flavor deodorant are you wearing today?
Is it really so much to ask in 2026 that the bare minimum expectation of a romantic partner of either gender is that they not have excessive body fat?Like, if you are not smooth across most of your body, I'm sorry but it's just a fact that nobody would want you. You can fix it, it's not even that hard and there are drugs now that do it for you.
>>34610706Most Americans are overweight, so yeah, you're working with a limited pool.
>>34610671>I don't have any examples I'm just mad Are you trying to have an ironic "woman moment" or are you being serious? Maybe you ask boring questions.
>>34610323>she tumbles down the staircase and diesAnon, she wasn't dead from the fall on the stairs. That's why Something has an eye, because Sunny saw Mari's eyes open (one obscured by her hair) when they hanged her.
>>34610704Gender and how would you reform the criminal justice system
How do you stop feeling stressed at work
>>34610704>>34610703
>>34610709NTA, but isnt the white part suppose to be her face and the black dot suppose to be one of her eyes? Not the white being an eye itself. You can especially see this if you look at the HellMari sprite.
>>34610705I guess I can take requests. This crumble sugar cookie deoderant is lasting a long ass time.
>>34610703I'd rather transfer or fail.
>>34610705Got a new deodorant called "pussy" lmao it smells like vanilla and jasmine
>>34610705Still that coconut bullshit I haven't found the good one. I got this shit for free and I'm about to throw it away don't buy Lume.
>>34610715I thought it was her eye from pic related. Maybe I'm wrong, but I haven't played the game since it came out. Maybe I'm due to finally play that hikki run.
>even what little hygiene products she has are sugary dessert flavoured
>>34610721I call BS, this can't be real
>>34610708PhD blame shifter, does not meet the requirements of my challenge you’ve failed I’m afraid
>>34610727Yeah I can see why no one wants to talk to you
>>34610724And?
>>34610722hnnng
>>34610728You could have made me eat my words but you attacked instead. So you know I’m right awesome we agree
>>34610716Something more caramel next time?
>>34610723guess it's a little more clear in this gif I found off the wiki, but I do get what you mean about hellmari
>>34610704Who is we?
>>34610656This post made me think of this meme
>>34610730It's disgusting just trust me>>34610725Nta but apparently there are several brands with pussy in the name. Seems like most of them are sprays not stick deodorant though.
>>34610724doubles as an emergency back-up snack
>>34610736Kek
>>34610738My powers of inference are telling me that you looked up the pussy deodorant because you want to replace your current one asap.So the question is, are you going to buy it?
>>34610739She can already find crumbs in her folds
>>34610732>caramel deoderantThat's a thing?*looking around*
Gender and what is your life philosophy and why should other anons consider it?
>>34610703Yes.Doesn’t have to be a TA…
>>34610759MBe excellent to each other and party on.Really dig it, even though the movie is corny AF.
>>34610759You'll probably shit on whatever I say anyway. This is not a place for taking other people seriously.
>>34610744crumbs? those folds could accommodate an entire dessert buffet
These 3 are the best French attacking players at this moment. Who is the cutest in your opinion?
>>34610772Stop being weird Anon.
>>34610768? You’re lucky to get a reply retard 90 percent of question answerers don’t. Very pretentious
>>34610771I thought she lost weight.
>>34610779The last time she lost any weight was when she shat out her 2nd kid
i wonder if its all the same guy whos always headcannoning BV as being like super obese
>>34610742More out of curiosity I wanted to see if it had gimmicky packaging. They were all sprays anyway so I wouldn't even consider it. Usually I go to Walmart and get one of the marked down native scents. Buying that shit full price is just insulting. I used to get the secret prescription strength stuff but antiperspirant just makes it sting when I sweat it doesn't even make me less sweaty.
>>34610759FIdk man I don't have a fucking mission statement for it.
>>34610778>90 percent of question answerers don’t.I'd hope you had a higher understanding of how conversations actually work, but that would over estimate your ability.There really aren't many rules here. If someone posts a question and you feel like you can't make a judgement, you can say that and ask qualifying questions they could answer. You don't have to be a magic 8 ball ass poster either. Type more so others can branch off of you.
>>34610786>https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/chunk/34175881/#34178284>My BMI is 36
>>34610786This is her build, decide for yourself if this qualifies as "super obese."
Who’s your favorite succession character
>>34610789Why so angy?
>>34610786Yes, he's mad there aren't more obese women itt for him.
>>34610792what happened to clingy gf anondid he finally find one?
>>34610786Anon, I...
>>34610794Whoever kieran culkin is playing
>>34610799The truth is all the men in these threads are performing to stand out
>>34610796It's 2 am that question was making me think too hard
>>34610792>My BMI is 36Holy moly
>>34610804Oh, wait… I remember you from yesterday.
>>34610790Why are you coping about writing a non response? I wouldn’t defend “wah I’d tell you but everyone thinks I’m a stupid idiot” if I said it>>34610801I think I’m gonna specify “No BV” on my questions from now on
Funny how you guys think you're insulting me when I could crush you?
>>34610800>most kids even react to seeing me as a storybook characterPoor kids. Must be terrifying to run into Ursula from the Little Mermaid.
>>34610811>I think I’m gonna specify “No BV” on my questions from now onNot going to stop me. Use a filter, tiny.
>>34610812but I can bench press lmao3pl8
>>34610815Can you face press 3pl8?
>>34610803The only non narcissists are lurkers and I guarantee no ones lurking this shit>>34610814You’d love the attention of every question I post telling you not to reply
>>34610810Do you?
lmao
>>34610812If you could catch me first. Don't trip while chasing me you Indiana Jones boulder
HotD S3 starting soonIs /atoga/ a blacks or greens board?
>>34610794https://youtube.com/shorts/wgxaFgqTMsk?si=KH2a4gvkInY_dbF6
>>34610820I think so… well, doesn’t matter now.
>>34610786>>34610792She's only TECHNICALLY obese. Chuds, please.
>>34610822Lmao a track star? You'd snap your own achillies. Btw running is not fighting.
>>34610821It's literally what she looks like just blonde
>>34610823I thought the show ended?Cuz of that other spinoff or something?
>>34610825What did you two kiss behind the bleachers during half time?
>>34610825>think soWhy though
>>34610821>>34610829These dudes jerk off to Divine.
>>34610828Telling people you have the build and grace of a wrecking ball isn't the flex you think it is
>>34610829shes posted her face?
>>34610829How do you know what she looks like>>34610833Because they're the filthiest
>>34610833
>>34610835>>34610836It gets posted from time to time. Her socials are also linked to her discord.
>>34610834Showing them is when they run away like a bitch. Keep barking at your pathetic lcd.
>>34610837You can't have a sign like this while having a double chin.>>34610838Why the fuck would I add her on discord? Just repost it
There needs to be a male fat fetishist anon who'll defend BV to balance this all out.
>>34610841I don't need defence. You guys are ugly enough.
Is reddit owned owned by zionists?Is 4chan the ultimate baseline for the truth? What will we do once Elon Musk buys it off?
>>34610843>Actually believing the 4chan well hasn't been successfully poisoned long ago
>>34610840It says fat women and he is a man. There is no hypocrisy
I WISH I HAD A VAGINA
>>34610846He should follow his own advice. Who's going to take a fatty seriously
>>34610846See? Moids aren't lonely enough.
>>34610843Anon, get into your bunker and report back to us in 50 years.You’ll have the last laugh fr fr
>>34610843Nigga you aren’t saying shit that anyone would censor. No government care that your vagina has a weird odor of shape
>>34610848>>34610849He’s fa….. ACK
>>34610852Yeah, he's still fat.
>>34610854ok now ur just ragebaiting
Anyone do dream interpreting? What does it mean if I had a dream about taking an absolutely massive shit? Like size of my forearm not physically possible sized poop?
>>34610856What, so being overweight with muscle is attractive? Did you not know most women find ottermode to be the most attractive physique? Lose weight fatty.
>>34610857Therapy is needed.
>>34610858wawawawa
>>34610854>>34610856>>34610858BV that’s another foid you’re arguing with. I know you hate non fat women but woman code dictates you have these catfights when the boys aren’t around
>>34610862Have you turned into a muppet
>>34610864I know it's swiss still mad at me for not getting to join my server.
Going to the movies in a little while.
>>34610867NTAWhat do you mean?Wait, you actually know Swiss?
>>34610868Supporting an industry built around raping young men and to a lesser extent women. Brave in 2026
>>34610859What is your interpretation?Google says it was either about releasing emotional baggage, eliminating negativity, or processing deep seated stress.
>>34610869I love how she volunteers to be my thread punching bag. Keeps me sharp.
>>34610857Means you're completely and inhumanly full of shit
>>34610839The thing is that you can't catch them. They don't even have to run, just sprint a little, and they kite you.
>>34610872A sphere is quite literally the least sharp object possible
>>34610872sharp as a bowling ball
>>34610857Once in a while I'll post some crazy fucked up dream I'll have and then an oneiromancer that pops in. Its been a while since I've done that and/or since I've seen the oneiromancer-anon
>>34610874Again, running from a fight is losing. I don't know how to explain this to you in shorter words.>leaving combat means no experience>you'd know after your somali experience
>>34610872You're talking like Julian, the incel of Toronto.
>>34610871I have no clue, desu…
>>34610881I delivered to a julian today. Was shorter than I expected.
>>34610873You should see an x-ray of my mother
>>34610872I like Swiss, okay?
>>34610880You remind me of the black knight from Monty python. That’s a good guy to act like without any sense of irony or self awareness
Crystal water and candied ginger are a heavenly combo.
Swiss is probably too busy pole dancing for her rich bf in some random castle in the Alps. You're hating but she won?
Gender and how is your experience not being morbidly obese? Mine is nice no complaints
>>34610852He's still fuck ugly
>>34610892Post face fat pig
>>34610893You first ugly
>>34610877>>34610882I tend not to remember them (depressed and anxious weed smoker) so I thought it was pretty silly that THIS is one that I can recall. I hope the online interpretation was correct I could do with any of those options.Also I did not know that there was a word for it thanks for "oneiromancer".
>>34610890This is correct, shadow boxing ghosts.
>>34610880>you'd know after your somali experienceIs that Neuro?
>>34610892>>34610880https://youtu.be/l-raEYRR1ncDon’t worry sisters I got you covered
>>34610887That was mega autistic. I'm going to give you a post to recalibrate.>>34610890The rich somali that beat her so much she ran is not winning.
>>34610899I'm not watching that garbage. He looks angry and ugly ew
>>34610890isnt she fat with 2 kids on disability?
>>34610894I’ve been model scouted my likeness is actually valuable. You can get away with posting as a LTB from the sticks
>>34610900Do you think swiss is neuro? She'd never let a black guy touch her.
>>34610891FIt's alright. Went too far the other direction I've probably got a bunch of deficiencies. My sister says my spine grosses her out but I think it's just an autism "bad touch" thing.
>>34610902That's JH
>>34610903>I’ve been model scouted my likeness is actually valuable.Yeah and I'm a multi-millionaire
>>34610904I have an inkling from the nonbinary phase.
>>34610906most confused anon ever posting itt award
>>34610906JH wishes she had kids she's gonna be so mad at you if she sees this lol
>>34610881>Julian, the incel of TorontoThis reads like character title and for some reason its very pleasant
>>34610909Why do you keep talking in coded words?Just say everything plainly. No one is gonna call the FBI.
>>34610909You should lay off the drugs for a while.
>>34610913kek
>>34610913>>34610914Nah. I need an antihistamine. You guys are hurting my head making me laugh so hard.
>>34610913You'd be surprised. I'm on the phone with them right now.
>>34610910Couldn't let BlueValkyrie win it.
>>34610904I think you guys are posting bait.She left along time ago. Pre great hack of 4c.
>>34610916Do you have allergic reactions to saying stupid things? That would explain the chronic inflammation.
>>34610916You need Ozempic
>>34610919Her soul left, her mind a little later and her body was the last to go.
>>34610900That’s a reference any normal person is supposed to get I don’t know what to tell you. How about you give me 20 burpees instead >>34610907I’ll post my bank account if you post your face I wanna see how deep those nasolabial folds are
>>34610917Damnit, not a again!
>>34610918valid>>34610922valider
>>34610925Ew this is that indian lolcow
>>34610927They are saying they have been trying to reach you about ((extending your car's warranty)).
>>34610905*towers over you*Hello.
>>34610925I get the reference, you are just too autistic.>>34610927>not a again!Ah
>>34610931What is your degree of certainty about that? Do I have to post skin color?
>>34610940This anon is so pale.
>>34610934I don't get it. Wouldn't it have made more sense to imply that you were broad not tall for this particular application?
>>34610867Dude you tried to ask for photo ID verification lmao, your server is dead as fuck
>>34610942Idk if you noticed, she said her spine is sticking out, meaning she probably starved herself into a runt.
>>34610935https://youtu.be/l-raEYRR1ncReminder: you are choosing this life for yourself
>>34610944Yep. And I like it that way. Without your mania.
>>34610941Me or this indian
>>34610947I’m literally in your server
>>34610948You both look like milk spirits.
>>34610951>soc-alizingthis bugs me, it should be soc-ializing
>>34610952
>>34610951>voca archive um wtf
>1v1 me thenNah not revealing myself
>>34610954That was a compliment you ungrateful rodent.
>>34610945>her You mean me. Also why are you guys assuming I was starving myself as a child when all the growing was happening and a responsible adult was monitoring my food intake? I'm 5'7. This is stupid.
>>34610951Gotcha
>>34610959Well done lol
>>34610961did she kick you?
>>34610958No, that’s just BV being snarky to other Fems… all the time.
>>34610964Yeah, that server is giga dead tho
>>34610951What's in #purity?
>>34610966She's snarky to everybody. It wouldn't be so cringe if she was actually funny but here we are.
>>34610967lol, so silly
>>34610968Idk, server went months without messages and I am no longer allowed in
>>34610957
>>34610968Gifs of her her monthly teeth brushing.
Give me your theory why ugly people existYou'd think it would be bred out by now. Whats the purpose for uggos? Just tax livestock? Suicide would be an act of rebellion if this is the fate that was decided
>>34610967You actually contributed nothing.
>>34610972What did I miss anyway, why is she so pissed at you. I just woke up and don’t feel like scroooolling
>>34610974
>>34610977Capitalism isn't good at not giving ugly people money sometimes.
>>34610977Because dna works the way it does.
>>34610978Meh, I tried at first
>>34610980I have no idea, she thought I was egging her but I literally haven't been here in at least a week, my first post was about eating candied gingerI probably sensed a disturbance in the fabric of reality good morning btw
>>34610984ugly people also exist in countries without capitalism>>34610986if evolution can breed out features it could've removed ugly features as well. We're not talking people with birth defects, we're talking about people who just have unnatractive features
>>34610977karmic dept
>>34610981Kek
>>34610990Grand risings pharaoh. She’s just mad my server was better
>>34610995[john]
>>34610992Without capitalism ugly breeds on settling, creating more ugly. Capitalism give ugly more to hide behind.
>GenderDid you know that the gov dosen’t want men to jerk of in public because they know that if 50 of us jerked together on the white house, it would eventually become yellow?
>>34610958U there..?
>>34610992>breed out featuresMost features can be considered attractive when combined in the right way. Unfortunate combinations make ugly people. Two attractive people can have ugly kids. It's not as simple as you're pretending it is otherwise it would already be done.
>>34611002f, what I do know is that you should drink more (not alcohol)
My birthday is within the next couple weeks and I haven't wanted to do anything these past few years. How do I get people to actually listen to me when I say no to birthday related outings?
>>34611007By not peopling that way.
>>34611007what you do is pack yo bags and go on a trip for a few days over your bday
>>34611007Just say, no thanks, I’d rather just have cash/gift cards.Or, let’s order in/have a party at home.
>>34611006Sperm might be white but let it roth on the white house and it will eventually turn yellow.
what is she hogging out about now
>>34611014roth as in rothschild?
>>34611003What>>34611007Mine's at the end of the month. >to actually listen to me Tell them and if they don't believe you that's their problem. If they get upset when you refuse to come along to whatever they planned you have to be okay with that. Someone who does what they want to do instead of what you want to do on YOUR birthday isn't worth keeping around.
>>34611002I think you’re mixing up sperm and urine
>>34611007I wish I had your problem
>>34611020Girl stop being dumb.Your own crusties go from white to yellow in your panties.
>>34611020Pee is stored in the balls
>>34611023Plaque is stored in your arteries
>>34611023So your entire body is full of pee? If let it out over the course of 6 hours you could have a nice slender figure why don’t you do that? Ancient meme btw https://youtu.be/pKQp61e94VE
Would you rather have a love machine powered by racism or a fight nachine powered by love?>>34611023You mean stored in the nuts, that’s why they are called peenuts
>>34611018> mine’s at the end of the monthWe should get planning then ;)
>>34611025>>34611026I don't have balls. I never wanted to be a man.
>>34611029Fight nachine plzSockem boppems
>>34610976It's funny that right after it there's #nudes--lewdz.
HELP>Wife's mother is sick>She's given around 5 years to live at most>Wife wants to move to her parent's town>It's literally in the middle of nowhere>530 populationWe currently live in a huge city, I do NOT want to live in the middle of fucking nowhere, how do I tell my wife I'd rather die than move to a rural town in the middle of Nebraska?
>>34610998:all the rest:
>>34611036You don't. You bottle it up and suck it up for 5 years.
>>34611029So a big black dildo vibrator or what does “nachine” do again? >>34611034Bv already has the former surely
>>34611036Discuss the rest of the details and I'm sure it will pan out that there are better hospitals in your city and ahe should move in with ya'll.>job market>housing>daily commute>luxury access
>>34611036That's insane. Don't you people have jobs?
>>34611036Help her parents get a cheap bungalow in your city. You can lie and say it will make it easier to visit them…
>>34611034The fight machine only stop beating you once you stop loving it, so you can experience what it feels like to be a woman.
>>34611039That could be an option, but what if she wants to stay even after her mom is gone?>>34611041We have, we both work remotely, the house market is dirt cheap, huge houses for barely 200k, no commute, ZERO luxury>>34611042Yeah, what's that have to do with it?For those wondering, it's a town called Bassett, Nebraska.
>>34611006You there?
>>34611045Kek
throw me to the wolvesand I'll come back a father
>>34611045I thought it was a combat machine like a pink gundam. You deceived me.
My neck hurts super badfoids, massage now
>>34611047>what if she wants to stay even after her mom is gone?I can't remember the word for it but you sorta "guilt trip" her and make her remember her mom died in that town so it will make her sad
>>34611042They're in America, women don't work there. Even he is surprised by your question. Learn a bit more about american culture first.
>>34611031I will be doing absolutely nothing.If I'm lucky I'll get the day off work and go sleep somewhere I'm not paranoid about being woken at any time by a confused old lady. Taking care of dementia patients is both easy and hard, like taking care of a toddler. She's stopped using a hammer to try to get into my room though so that's nice.
>>34610891Mit's ok I guess, It's all I've ever known
>>34611058Wait… I remember you from last night, too.You gave that caregiver trip guy flak, lol.
>>34611054That feature is only for >hims
>>34611063Keep your fat greasy trotters off me
>>34611050a classic>>34611048where?
>>34611063“My neck hurts”Bv: “what’s a neck”
Is JH married or pregnant yet?
>>34611062>gave him flak About trying to date while he's doing that for his mom not about being a caregiver in general. I wouldn't try to date right now I live with this woman.
>>34611070No, she's faced with cock and preoccupied with cock.
>>34611070sadly she waited too long and was rendered infertile by mother natureonly my virile White seed could make her womb quicken
*cums on the floor*oh fuck I'm so sorry guys
Poop is stored in the butt cheeks
>>34611075That explains a certain anon's big butt.
>>34610891I have other things wrong with me instead.
>>34611071Well, good to see you again.
>>34610712By not taking on more than you can handle.
Have (you) gotten over your first love?
>>34611083yeah, I still enjoy the memories though
>>34611083I dont even remember her face
W or L?
>>34611083I'm just now getting over my first real one. Dating that guy made me realize how passive I was before. The other 3 expressed interest and I said "okay" until it became unbearable.
>>34611041NTAIs Swiss actually active here?
>>34611083almost
Who the fuck is Swiss? I don't remember anyone calling themselves that.
>>34611097newfag
>>34611097https://youtu.be/6c1BThu95d8
>>34611097swiss is yuropoor bv: fat blonde 40yr hag with kids and open marriage.
>>34611106Why do they hate wach other, if they are so similar?
>>34611109Because only one of those is actually true
>>34611097My GF.
>>34611087post source coward I don't know if she's standing or if she's riding him also who is this girl?
>>34611112You’re like the 5th dude to have a go at her
>>34611109they hate watch each other because they are so similar
>>34611110what exactly is not true
>>34611083Yeah I found a second love who hurt me even worse than my first.
>>34611083Narcissism protects me from feeling love
>>34611083>Have (you) gotten over your first love?FI'm still with her.>>34610891>how is your experience not being morbidly obese?Pretty fucking great. I'm hitting 30 with no joint pain, no back pain, and no stretch marks. >>34611050Throw me to the wolvesAnd I'll come back a mothert. White woman
>>34611132Disgusting!Seek therapy, sis.
>>34611132Nothing compares to a Mexican donkey show.
>>34611050Its criminal to not post the associated image
>>34611134korraposter is literally a furry
>>34608172>girl's tinder bio: looking my favorite person, long conversations, sharing dinners and living, not looking for casual fun>long term, open to shortWait, what?
>>34611134>Seek therapy, sis.Already there, tho.>>34611136>Nothing compares to a Mexican donkey show.A. Not a real thing. B. It's a joke about human trafficking victims forced into sex work and live sex shows with animals.C. Tijuana niggas are different.>>34611140>Wait, what?Probably just means willing to go on dates, but isn't looking to hookup.>>34611139>korraposter is literally a furryI'm literally not.
>>34608258I would sue the fuck out of the school. Or at the very least, I would tell the school and hope they fire this guy.
>>34611070Honestly pretty close to both those things, but not quite there yet.
>>34611150how does a three way marriage work?
What's this unpleasant feeling in my chest
>>34611132>White womanI thought you were a larping brown man, ENTJ
>>34611156It doesn't, at least not legally. So the celebration would be about the three of us, but the civil marriage would only reflect he and I being married. That'd be the most convenient option when it comes to having a kid and all that.
I want to give femanon 10 million fireflies in a box
>>34611165So his actual wife would be his man gf?I'm not sure how poly stuff works and want to be educated. Sorry if it comes off as being another disrespectful douche.
Giving femanon a big zinc enhanced load just so that her eggs can reject all of it?
>>34611168>Opens box>It's full of dead bugs
>>34611171Do you mean "main" gf? The throuple is all equal, the marriage thing is just a formality doubling as a safety net for he and I when it comes to taking care of the baby, since I'll be the one getting pregnant.
>>34611165why do you need to be married to have a kid?
>>34611177Simplifies things like legal parentage/next of kin in hospital scenarios/health insurance/etc. There may also be tax benefits, but that's beyond my scope of understanding. He's the math guy.
>>34611156They usually have either one center and two orbiters, or two centers and one orbiter. It's hard enough to build one relatively equal romantic relationship, and it's practically impossible to create a stable structure with three of them.
>>34611172What does the zinc even do?
>>34611181You're gonna end up a divorced single mother, unless he keeps the child and raises them with the white girl.
>>34611181and your girlfriend is happy without having any legal or medical rights? what do her parents think of your relationship? and his parents?
>>34611185I think she's primarily the guy's girlfriend, and JH is more of a sidehoe to both of them
>>34611184A divorced single mother has more recourse than an unmarried one.>>34611185We've discussed it, and she supported the idea, but I assume that's because we all agree that legal shit doesn't change how we feel about each other. She knows it isn't something that'll fuck with the balance of things.There really isn't enough time in the morning to talk about our parents. To make it simple, my dad is the only parent in the mix who doesn't approve of the current relationship and would probably not approve of the marriage idea. But he's also largely out of my life now so who cares?
>>34611193No.
>>34611182they way she describes it she is the center and the bf and gf exist to cater to her. so it should work out fine?
>>34611199Then I describe it wrong. There is no center beyond individual moments or contexts.
>>34611195You are freaks lmao
>>34611183It can increase sperm volume and make it more viable.
>>34611199The way she describes it, JH is delusional narc
>>34610363Yes. Because it's hot. Because, just imagine.
>>34611185better to worry about the future kid when he tells his classmates that his mother is a cuckquean
>>34611195what does your brother think? are you cut off from all of your family now?
>>34611203Is that true? I'm not googling cum stuff, don't fuck with me.
>>34611212I still don't talk with him much at all, just his wife. She definitely thinks it's odd, but she's as nice and supportive as ever as far as I can tell.
>>34611208The kid is going to be fucked up
>>34611217She's lying to you. Nobody 100% approves of anything poly. It's illegal marriage wise for a reason.
Are you holding up okay, /atoga/? I know this thread is a glorified /soc/ containment thread but i do still see you guys as people and dont wish you harm
>>34611221Okay. If she ever articulates any different feelings on my relationship, I'll be sure to take them to heart. She's pretty perceptive and I trust her judgement on lots of things I don't have experience with.
just let her do the poly thing, who gives a shit. i swear you guys are just negative for the sake of drama and responses. like a whole thread of Livia Soprano clones
I can understand how those lonely old people die in their own shit now>have a bad case of liquid diarrhea since yesterday>use up all the toilet paper after getting home from work>think I'll just go to the store later>need to shit again, liquid shit>take a shower>still need to shit again after like 15 mins with my stomach feeling weird so it's impossible to get toilet paper>take another shower>now laxatives finally kick in>need to shit again>this time my shit is more brown at least>take a third shower
>>34611225What drama and responses are they fishing for? A "fuck you"? I don't understand them.
>>34610461Virgin M with limited high school dating experience.My guess is for many men nowadays it feels too much like emotional chore because of increased female bs and lack of emotional reward and just overall shift in relationships becoming less worth it for men like you probably have noticed. You should try to make it more fun and rewarding for him. It's fine for him to lead, pay for things etc. but the issue is that if she makes everything difficult with overdone demands, it quickly becomes not rewarding experience.The other thing is that men just kinda are eternal optimizers for resources. We feel like we have to maximize the opportunity whenever we can because things can always change for the worse (and the future in modern world is genuinely looking more uncertain). This also makes sense biologically, because financially unsuccessful men are basically considered trash and are gonna die alone, whereas women will generally always have someone help them in times of need (as long as they act nice or look nice).
>>34611214>Zinc supplementation was found to significantly increase the semen volume, sperm motility and the percentage of normal sperm morphology>The present study showed that the zinc level in the seminal plasma of infertile males was significantly lower than that of normal maleshttps://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4773819/
>>34611235Interesting. Is there a cocktail of supplements that doctors suggest to men to help them when they're trying for a baby? I just care about viability, not how much cum there is.
>>34611225The poly thing and ENM shit that foids love is why the family unit is broken now and why people grow up in fucked up homes. You're not supposed to be a whore. Read the Bible.
>>34611225She insists upon herself and we aren't even that hostile towards her, not like that rapereminder guy at least. It's normal to feel a slight disgust to attention whoring "progressive" people like JH, BV, Whorra, etc. and mock them. I'd be a bit worried, if /atoga/ didn't.
MenHow would you react if your girlfriend experienced abnormal sensory experiences (similar to pick related) in places or situations where others experience nothing unusual?
Why is it just socially accepted that women are some sort of victims of marriageEverywhere you look, the wife is always the victim of her idiot/abusive husbandhusband wants sex? ew who does he think he isthen on the other hand you have women crying that guys arent proposing
>>34611237Someone said it might be serious concerted effort to destroy nuclear families by objectively evil multinational oligarchs.Backed by lonely oversexed people from densely populated coasts of america who have a deep longing for a large family structure and or the community of a small town.>Read the Bible.That material is a bit outdated, though.
>>34611237>Read the Biblekiked rapeslave award
Foids, do you find that you get chastened or your attitude gets checked when you take a facial from your man?
>>34611244Most men are just not husband or even bf material. There are too many dumb women out there who think they can reform even dumber scrotes and get them to marry them lmao. I'd rather stay 4b forever than take my chances with men
>>34611255What an embarrassing post. I bet you're not even a virgin to be saying that. So you fucked a few men and now you're done with them? Men still won after they took your virginity, kek. You have their DNA inside of you.
>>34611243Generally fine, unless it's something outright wacky
>>34611259I am a virgin, you lose
>>34611236I don't really know that much, sorry. And I think I'll get a vasectomy in the next few years. But I'd imagine it's an issue that's best assessed on a case-by-case basis, as men can be deficient in different areas.
>>34611259>You have their DNA inside of you.NTA. No, that happens after being pregnant for several weeks.
>>34611255oh no, some frumpy washed up butterface on 4chan is off the market fellas
>>34611267Typical scrote deflection. You're either a whore or undesirable. How dare I not want to date you.
Women's obsession with hairlines their hate for bald men is pedophilic and predatory at a base level. It's sick.
>>34611270Quick question, where does your forehead end
>>34611268missing the point>i refuse to do x! take that!!the above gimmick only means something when you were ever relevant in the first place. nobody cares if some virgin femcel that has no friends calls herself "4b". Your genetics and psychology put you outside the social system before you ever had a say in it to begin with. 4b is a social movement for women who actually have options and value on the dating market trying to form a social movement with their perceived value as leverage to enact some form of social change. You dont have leverage or value or anything like that, it doesn't include you. thats why its a dumb statement
>>34611253It makes me feel stupid, that's it.
>>34611270Infant boys are usually kept bald, though
>>34611272arrest this pedofoid NOW
funny how the dudes who beat bitches always have a bitch to beat
>>34611278I don't know what you are talking about. I am pretty, I am smart, I support my family and I am excellent at my job. What's it to me if some worthless ugly scrote doesn't want to date me? If I can't find someone who will be my equal partner I'm ok with being alone.
I can’t do that anymore
>>34611295You will keep doing it anyway
>>34611301I can’t. It hurts people bad
>>34611278>u r wrong because u r a low value womanWhy do you always resort to this? Is it the only argument you have?
Is it illegal to live inside a storage unit?
>>34611302You need a change in mindset. Tell yourself "I WON'T do this anymore".
>>34611314Thank you. I won’t do it ever again. That feels more certain
>>34611255Glad we agree, sister. Most women are useless drains and not worth marrying, let alone put up with, yet dumbass men put them on a pedestal.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4Q7p_DHCPFwis this a good physique for a man to have, atogetes?men, how do you achieve this physique?
>>34611280That's why women are so eager for abortion, it lets them kill a bald, short, broke man.
>>34611168dude. if those lit up the world as i fell asleep. i literally. would not believe my eyes.
>>34611326Too bad this is objectively untrue. Most women provide value to their families and communities, and most men don't. And no, you can't hide behind the small percentage of men that are providers and actually do the hard work.
how do i tell if i'm asexual or just retarded? men dont effect me like my friends and family at all and i dont know why.
>>34611311>I still believe there's good men out there.Why did you delete?
>>34611337Not talking about the "community" lol, I'm talking about wife material. Most women are absolutely not wife material though lol. Every time I've dated they end up spending more than they make through their make-work job, stop caring about themselves and provide nothing but headaches. Don't even want kids in most cases.Anyone who puts up with them, let alone signs away their life to one, is a tard.Honestly I like the gender war.
>>34611346This anecdote says a lot more about you and your choice in partners than it does about women.
>>34611342Minor phrasing mistake.
>>34608739Im not sure exactly what it means to criticize pic related but I think is kinda hut because usually women are so passive and that sounds like it requires a lot of initiative. I dont think I would marry one though.
>>34608739You don't actually need to address every straw(wo)man men make up to criticise women.
>>34611342She didn't want to get banned. She looks familiar. Dang i didn't realise that namefag was an attention camwhore, many such cases, oh well.
>>34608919My background is black because I know how to change the theme and is easier on my eyes.
>>34611349As does any anecdote that led you to 4b, sis.
>>34611244>Why is it just socially accepted that women are some sort of victims of marriage>Everywhere you look, the wife is always the victim of her idiot/abusive husband>husband wants sex? ew who does he think he is>then on the other hand you have women crying that guys arent proposingSociety is strange. Men can be victims too sometimes. I've seen it, how some older women are mean or rude to their husbands, not sure if they ever get physically violent.
>>34611243I would tell her to go see a doctor, actually lets make an appointment right now and I will drive her. Maybe take her to the emergency room if it feels urgent.Thank God we are not americans.
>>34611360My lived experience happens to align with the data is all. Women carry a disproportionate amount of the burden in a relationship.
Girls, do you find yourself dressing differently when youre single vs when youre in a relationship?
>>34611366Yes. I wear more outwardly showy stuff like leggings while single, and I wear more inwardly showy stuff like lingerie when I'm in a relationship.
>>34611365My racism also align with data.But let me see your data, then.
>>34611366>Girls, do you find yourself dressing differently when youre single vs when youre in a relationship?I used to try to dress more feminine, tbf I have a bad sense of fashion so it didn't really work well. I like dressing comfortable and frumpy nowadays, eh
>>34611377Plap
YOU IDIOT LOOK AT WHAT YOU’VE DONE YOU- Oh wait a minute you're Anonymous the retarded fellow. Actually never mind. Don't worry about it.
Fs, and I suppose Ms too, how's my physique? Acceptable? I think if I lose about 5-10 more lbs I'll start to see abs. Been doing calisthenics for a bit, so I've been going for the lean-fit-strong look. I can do about 25 dips at bodyweight, and 12 pull ups.
i just got a chinkheld and im looking to get started on either final fantasy or fire emblem. which has the best girls for a coomer? unfortunately ill be starting with GBA and DS titles for now
>>34611395You look pretty good, good job anon
>>34611395pretty good keep going
>>34611395not great, not bad either
>>34611366I put less effort into dressing when I was in a relationship. I felt too busy and depressed to have fun with my clothes. And my ex encouraged me to wear cuts and colors I didn't like, he bought me a lovely necklace and ring but got upset if I wore other jewelry, etc. So I mostly stuck to the basic foundations of my wardrobe and ditched accessories. If I try another relationship I'll be careful not to make that mistake again.
I got cooked
>>34611340do you have any sexual desires?
Gooned to Elf nudes award
>>34611365>My lived experience happens to align with the data is all. Women carry a disproportionate amount of the burden in a relationship.JH seems to be doing alright.
>>34611416Gross
>>34611287>If I can't find someone who will be my equal partner I'm ok with being alone.What about a sub? I really want a misandrist gf.
>>34611222Stressed out with work
I feel like weird women are a very different kind of weird than weird men. Ever seen a weird girl before? and like they're definitely super weird, but its always a totally different kind of weird than the weird of a guy. I dunno, I just find that interesting.
>>34611396What a pathetic post.
>>34611243I have no idea. Depends on her reaction I guess. She could be having them and I would never even know.
>>34611416elf has nudes?
>>34611243I would think that she's sensitive which is attractive, and in case of distress, I would want to protect her and reassure her that everything is fine. However, being overly psychotic can make her burdensome. Generally I want to be able to carry some of her burdens but there are limits to everything, and everyone is different.
>>34611406>I put less effort into dressing when I was in a relationship. I felt too busy and depressed to have fun with my clothes.The busy part I could see, but the depressed part is not how it's supposed to go.
>>34611417I'm just seeing this conversation, but I don't think I should be used as a stand-in for anything normal when it comes to accepting burdens in any sort of relationship. I've always taken way too much responsibility throughout my life.
>>34611430Yeah she posted one and deleted it.
>>34611425Explain
Plap
>>34611287 (i am a different anon, and did not read previous posts)i mean, i would date an ugly girl if she was mine and loved me. its kind of a nice thing to belong to someone and make them happy and enjoy them enjoying you, so i'll do whatever i want knowing she likes that im having a good time. whats important is loyalty, belonging to me, devotion and worship towards me, not the size of her boobs or the prettiness of her face. who cares if she's pretty or useful, i want a girl that exclusively and totally mine.isn't that why anyone dates? its for love and devotion, or are you just shallow.
>>34611436i can't because im too lazy to find the artist im thinking of who is weird. it was this girl that is obsessed with drawing clown/jester thingies with this awful face. very different weird.
why is making eye contact so scary
>>34611328>That's why women are so eager for abortion, it lets them kill a bald, short, broke manLmao
>>34611328BRVTAL
>>34611295Can’t do wat
>>34611441Because it's a mental plap
I don't feel like I understand women, but i feel like women don't really understand themselves either. theres something really silly about us both being confused by your feelings/behaviors. i don't get how there has not been smart articulate woman that got super curious about her own strange psychology and tried to understand it, and then posted insightful videos about it on youtube. that should exist, how does that not exist.
>>34611441I make too much eye contact, feels bad mang, people think I'm a weirdo already. Shieet
>>34611449I never make eye contact. When I try it feels extremely intense and scary
>>34611244https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHhuwLzYeNIInternalized misandry. When a woman believes all men are evil, then she can't be anything other than a victim. Not sure if it's even natural movement or a manufactured one, but the end result is that they are filtering out all kind men and keeping in all the men who will do whatever and not care.
>>34611447GirlWritesWhat?
>>34611434That was sarcasm.
>>34611395not greatnot terriblecontinue to work on it
>>34611397>>34611401>>34611402>>34611457Appreciate the feedback. Time to keep grinding and cutting
>>34611449I look away every 30 seconds or so but I like watching people in the eyes makes them feel like I am listening closer to them but I am actually not even there
>>34611447>I need things explained to me in short form videoYou need to be 18 to post here
>>34611456Oh. Bite me.
>>34611462This is how adults learn stuff now.
>>34611225>>34611227>>34611237>>34611238You guys only seethe because you're retarded and don't want to understand when we are just existing in the vicinity of you. It's easy to think you have any air of superiority because you think you know everything but I just feel bad for ya'll that want to keep playing an obviously losing game.
>>34610670Why did she paint someone from a PS2 game (or is that a Second Life model?)
need a belly dancer gf
>>34611460I am do listen but sometimes I really do forget things if I'm distracted
I get why women don't make good posts ITT (there's no need; they've all either got a man, can easily get a man with no effort, or are BV-tier), but why don't men seem to give a fuck about this thread?
>>34611472THIS and she needs to be genetically Hellenic but swears that she is purebred Turk
>>34611476No idea, other than they are autistic.
>>34611476I'm not gf hunting on 4chan
>>34611484The questions posed ITT are not posed in order to turn one a channer into a housewife, they're to understand what goes on in women's heads better so you can get a normal, nice gf. Or are you implying that the men ITT know how to get a gf?
>>34611435How does her husband feel about it?
In a couple of decades video game addiction is going to be considered the same as opium addiction. They are going to look back to our era and only see a bunch of junkies that did nothing worthwhile. The most forgettable generation that could have done anything and it chose to rip its self apart despite having access to so much history that could have been used to prevent so many mistakes. Hopefully they learn from ours.
Why do I always miss the nudes? I missed kittenposter now elf.
>>34611490they won't
>>34611493I was out eating ćevape when she posted her nudes. Had to look at them discreetly.
>>34611490Did you forget about the early years of WoW? People died. Nothing happened.
>>34611493You can see elf’s on 4plebs.
What drives a woman in a supposedly happy relationship to start posting thirst traps and nudes online?
>>34611469>ya'llOh you're black now? What's your favourite rap song?
>>34611500I haven’t had ćevapi since my baba died :/
>>34611506She's a degenerate, you can't fix degenerate
>>34611515Sorry to hear that. You ought to go out and get some.
State gender. Should your spouse be your best friend?
>>34611504Thanks Anonhttps://archive.4plebs.org/adv/search/username/Elf/filter/text/
>>34611447Women hold most of the power in evolutionary selection (all women selecting for the top tier men). Women also understand their cycle better than their partner, which allows them to selectively have a top tier man impregnate her if an opportunity shows itself, regardless of her protector and provider. That's why women lie about cheating in surveys, it's to prevent the weak men from revolting and demanding fairness. Also, this is why Christian societies have become weak over time. Christian monogamy creates most stable societies through stricter monogamy, which satisfies the most men, but the stricter the monogamy, the worse the selection process functions.I believe women are evolutionary wired to keep the selection criteria a secret, to preserve the selection process and avoid men cheating the process by pretending. Basically, they just want men to be as honest as possible so they can secretly select for the best naturally occurring characteristics.One aspect that women value is a man who has strong values and not subservient to another man. This explains why women consistently give men bad advice. It's like a shit test to filter the gullible from the independently driven, from which they will select the independent and discard the ones who followed their advice. It could be partly conscious or unconscious, but it's basically the trope of woman saying or thinking they want one thing, but then actually going for the other thing. (baddies = independent)Women will naturally object what I'm saying, and this is also why the society resists this truth from becoming mainstream, it would literally destroy the adaptive mechanics of evolutionary selection. Even for me as a man, I should actually just secretly capitalize from this by cucking as many men, while telling my rivals to keep being good boys and providing for their wives that I'm impregnating. At most I should be telling the truth to my brother to aid my kin selection.
I kind of wonder if she managed to fuck her husband after all?
>>34611523Rare good post ITT
>>34611500Honestly the čevapi were probably better
>>34611521FYes, if we can’t co-op video games then what’s the point
>>34611521MYes
>>34611521MYes.
>>34611523Bro might be arizztotle
>>34611521MProbably not
>>34611506One guy I know got married to some wannabe influencer who still posts bikini pics. I would never allow that. Why would you want your wife to post jerk off material for other men?
>>34611523>One aspect that women value is a man who has strong values and not subservient to another man. This explains why women consistently give men bad advice. It's like a shit test to filter the gullible from the independently drivenTruer words never spoken on atogaWould also add that they also mislead men who are likely to be shitty to a woman they manage to trick into a relationship
State gender.Why shouldn’t your spouse be your best friend?
>>34611545FYour spouse should be your best friend but too many men have this retarded idea that men and women getting along is unnatural.
>>34611543Can you give an example of that bad advice you keep talking about
>>34611506Not getting enough dick.
>>34611548Only one so far itt, at least. I’m a man and also find it weird when men online insist that you can’t truly be friends with your wife.
>>34611540More proof that men worship sluts lmao.
>>34611521No. And I think your best friend should also never hit on you.
>>34611549Nta, but females here say all the time how they want to date a short bald feminist man who supports BLM and LGBT+.
Women would you give up the right to vote to save civilization
>>34611562No. I want male slave class. You give up your rights.
>>34611558NTACan't say I've ever said that in any of these threads.>>34611562Women getting the right to vote didn't destroy civilization you drama queen.
>>34611562No, too many men voting retardedly.
Have you ever given someone a second chance before?
>>34611243Guess this image is getting pulled up during sexy time
Women,Guy who can fuck for hours and stay hard or guy with big genitals and massive cumshots?
>>34611576Any woman that responds to this question is a trashy whore
>>34611571And a third, and fourth, and fifth, and sixth...
>>34611576The first option.>>34611579I might be trashy, but I'm not a whore.
>>34611583When did you lose your virginity?
>>34611589What counts as losing my virginity? My first consensual sexual contact with a guy was at 17, my first PIV was at around 20.
is there a way to screen for the kind of man who is romantic and keeps being romantic even in a long-term relationship? does that exist?i've been in one relationship/been with only one guy, but i realized i don't want to be in a relationship again if it lacks romance. i don't mean constant expensive dates where the man always pays, but more like having a flirty inclination towards your partner that doesn't disappear after 1 year and after that it's just "roommate" treatment with no flirtiness or romance at all. and still sometimes attempting to "woo" your partner, not because it's forced, but because he wants to. i offer a lot in a relationship so i don't think this is wrong to ask for, but i also dunno if it's realistic to find it . and if it is, how to find it.
>>34611593>What counts as losing my virginity?You know what counts. Stop muddying the waters and tell the truth, freak.
Women, what would you think if your man broached the idea of using modern fertility treatments to induce having quadruplets?
>>34611597Troon is angrey at woman again, this happens every thread 24/7.
I want to buy a lightsaber so bad
Both genders, Have you ever put something in your butt?
You hide the truth and run away from it. You couldn't even tell your therapist about what happened. But everyone knows, it's obvious from your behaviour.
>>34611599I'm skeptical of the efficacy. But if he was serious, I'd want to have a long talk with him concerning realistic plans concerning the affordability and care required to take care of that many children at once. If it was reasonably in the cards, I'd be open to the possibility.
>>34611606It's true, I raped the priest when I was a kid.
>>34611600Ikr? They're such a creep.
Am I a virgin if I've had head several times but never had vaginal sex?
>>34611603MNope. I’ve also never put anything in a woman’s butt. I doubt I ever will.
What do I do if A friend is being an asshole about something I can’t disprove? So some story came out that involved a women accusing a man of SA And abuse. I told my friends that I won’t have an opinion on it because both sides look muddy and there’s no clear proof, it could go either way. My friends are telling me I sound like an incel for not believing the woman.On one hand, most rape stories by women are true, maybe 90%+ if I’m guessing. But I just know that if I was unlucky enough to be falsely accused of rape, I’d hope people would at least give me a fair spin.What’s your POV on this stuff?
>>34611614I don’t think so.
>>34611595Take this as you want from a virgin M, but I think it could have something to do with a type of "childishness". I would describe myself as one. It's a preference for fun combined with creativity and propensity for doing stupid borderline stupid random stuff. Not sure how to screen for it, but like one time I was in a theme park with some people, it felt like the others weren't enjoying it at all but they were there for the social occasion. Find somebody who really genuinely enjoys things like a child instead of just pretending.
>>34611603F, yes.>>34611614If you ask me, anything consensual that includes penetration means you lost your virginity. So like a blowjob means both people lost their virginities.
>>34611595No, for as long as people are capable of lying to others and themselves.
https://youtu.be/78nxrjYTQYkThat Lego situation is crazy
>>34611595>>34611620I think this is pretty sound advice. I’m a hopeless romantic and can relate.
>>34611614No, and not because you did a sex act. Men do not have virginities.
>>34611506>What drives a woman in a supposedly happy relationship to start posting thirst traps and nudes online?Usually a desire for validation outside of her relationship. Your relationship can be perfect, but some people need the approval of others to feel good about themselves.>>34611562>Women would you give up the right to vote to save civilizationWhat is the point in having the ability to vote if there is no civilization?>>34611576>Guy who can fuck for hours and stay hard or guy with big genitals and massive cumshots?A woman>>34611603>Have you ever put something in your butt?FYeah>>34611610https://youtu.be/SKxmYVbjl0I
>>34611576The hours guy, I've never had a penetrative orgasm and maybe a longer PiV session would solve that. Easy pick, the other option sounds like something that's only useful for porn actors
Men. You get a friends with even FWB or regular hoookup pregnant. What’s your next course of action after she tells you she’s pregnant and wants to keep the baby?
>>34611622And noncon too. It is what it is.
Why are people so mean today?There's always been bad people around, but today it seems like they're everywhere.You go on social media and all you see is bad people being rewarded with exposure and I guess this leaks everywhere else.I mean if only it was the opposite thing.
>>34611618Usually a rapist is not a good person, they are typically narcissists etc. In this case the people closest to him will immediately become doubtful towards him if they hear the news because they know what he's really like.But, if it's a good guy who hasn't ever had issues with women or violence I'd be doubtful towards the whole thing immediately if I hadn't seen proof or it hasn't been confirmed.
>>34611635Social media encourages bad behavior in people.
>>34611614This is my cope
>>34611633I’d probably step outside for the most sobering smoke break of my life so far and try to accept that I’m about to become a father.
I'm probably gonna need another eardrum repair procedure. This makes 5 ruptured or perforated eardrums in my 23 years of life. I'm amazed that I can still hear as well as I can.
>>34611595The first guy, probably isn't wrong, hmmt. romantic, though I initially attributed it to perfectionism
>>34611637>the people closest to him will immediately become doubtful towards himNarcissists actually often maintain a tight facade of being good & likeable to their friends, family, and peers, only being abusive to one person (usually a romantic partner.)
>>34611637>Usually a rapist is not a good personStellar observation, anon.
>>34611633Is there a way to force miscarriages? I’m not coparenting and I’m not dating just because we had a baby. Actually, I’ll just do child support. Although i live somewhere with HCOL so i might be fucked there too.
>>34611620hmm i guess i agree, i have felt sort of similar to that. i mean that i wanted to try fun/spontaneous things or just act like that in general, but felt like others around me didn't want spontaneousness, or often reacted negatively/dismissively, which made me "stifle" myself compared to how i'd act around someone who was like myself. if you feel like that with a partner, on top of no flirting or romance-y things, it can eventually make you wonder what's the point.
>>34611647>force miscarriageLE PUNCH
>>34611614There are a lot of female blowjob pros who've never had penetrative sex.
>>34611635Being good makes people feel inadequate, see vegeterians. Whereas if everyone is bad, then not only do you not feel inadequate, but you are rewarded for being badSocial media obviously made all this worse
>>34611647Yeah, cut your dick off before having sex so the sperm cannot travel as far. That should work.
>>34611655It’s funny to me that 4chan can often look less toxic to me than social media websites now.
>>34611571Yes and I often regret itM
>>34611637>Usually a rapist is not a good personIndeed. But no one is completely irredeemable.
If you prefer the company of animals/your pets over people, you are unironically mentally ill or at the very minimum socially maladjusted
>>34611645Acquaintances can't tell yeah. But even if the person is only actively abusive to just their kids, spouse, or just his mom or something, those closest to him can still tell. If you've known a narcissist for 5+ years you can always tell they are one, they can't hide it that well (only from acquaintances or friends/family who aren't close). Just like with people with bpd, if you're close to them, you can always tell at some point. Personality disorders can't be hidden if it's someone close to you, in short.
>>34611660>religious hermits were all mentally illK
>>34611660I mean...yeah? I'm well aware of this.
Quick shower before board game night
>>34611667Do people fuck at those?
I like when women ride me but they can't go for very long
>>34611671You've gotta help out a little, yeah.
>>34611660Or traumatized
>>34611669No lol
>>34611659I agree. That's a beautiful picture. And they're a looksmatched couple, devoid of the dating game nonsense.
>>34611660What if I only prefer them over the demographics that are likely to abuse me?
>>34611660I mean, if you're an adult and treat other animals (or toys) as friends, then yes, you're delusional. It's okay to just prefer to be alone with some animals in the background, though.
>>34611672How?
>>34611659This seems quite interesting.
>>34611660Ehhh I don’t think people who prefer animals are that bad. I would rather any random human, that’s not my friend or family, die instead of my pet.THE true mentally ill people are people who hate humans, hate kids/babies, but treat pets like their gods. Even though the most popular pet is a blubbering child themselves. It’s one thing to prefer, it’s another to hate. Those people tend to be mentally ill. I don’t want kids but if my nephews come over we’ll have fun x I’m not gonna despise them.
>>34611680Not them and not a girl, but you should be doing a little thrusting and grinding and helping to support her weight.
>tfw no emo gf to [consensually] sexually brutalize while listening Alesana and Breaking BenjaminWhy live
>>34611659It really seems like not blocking her rapist eventually paid off.
>>34611680Plant your feet on the bed and thrust up into her.
Is a 300lb front squat enough to comfortably carryfuck a 120lb woman?
When women lean against your chest like a weighted pillow and just bite your neck/shoulder as you fuck up into them >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>tf when no well-adjusted normie bf to have vanilla sex with, under the covers with the lights off
>>34611692What you do then is grab and hold both of her arms behind her back and fuck as fast and hard as you can for 30 seconds
>>34611692I want to do this to him
>>34611682https://youtu.be/gyPoqFcvt9w"In 1996, Thordis Elva shared a teenage romance with Tom Stranger, an exchange student from Australia. After a school dance, Tom raped Thordis, after which they parted ways for many years. In this extraordinary talk, Elva and Stranger move through a years-long chronology of shame and silence, and invite us to discuss the omnipresent global issue of sexual violence in a new, honest way."
>>34611695I usually just go for a hug around her torso desu, it's not like she's trying to get away
>>34611697He wants you to do it to him
>>34611700Hug around her arms and torso
>CONSENSUALLY CONSENSUALLY CONSENSUALLYAtoga really loves this word kek
>>34611701I will when he breaks up with the current gf
>>34611523thats dumb. women are probably just incompetent and bad at explaining and understanding themselves. have you seen them? terrible at giving hot takes about things or being wise at anything.evolutionary explainations are dumb just so stories and im tired of hearing about what cavemen supposedly did. why don't you try explaining them with reference to the actual feelings and things that motivate their actions? Like they probably say x stupid advice, because it signals virtue and "sounds" good, but they have never actually seen x before, and when they actually do, its terrible and gross. thats probably all it is, just women being inexperienced and so say say the sort of dumb ignorant things inexperienced unwise people say. they probably as a whole have very little interest in knowledge and wisdom, and it results in that.
>>34611703Atoga males love claiming that women love to be raped and then never become rapists themselves. It's weird.
>>34611692I miss that>>34611695I MISS THAT
>>34611707I don't think women want to be raped. CNC roleplay with someone they trust is a relatively common fetish for women tho
>>34611704>homewreckingUh oh
>>34611708Sex if fun, especially if you're creative
>>34611702THIS. Rough bear hug sex always gets me off.
>>34611707>taking bait seriouslyRuh roh
>>34611707Because men actually want females to love them, which is an oxymoron because foids are incapable of it.
>>34611711Not my fault he can't make a relationship last. I'm just waiting for him to realise I've been here the entire time.
>>34611713I like holding women close during sex
>>34611714Anon is bantering, silly
>>34611715Said the biological male who's never spent a day as a woman. Again, if women are so incapable of loving men, why not just rape them?
>>34611715You obviously don't love women, why would you want them to love you
>>34611718Ranks I'm a rog ro I ron't really runderrand
>>34611691Only frame matters for that
>>34611724What do you mean? My shoulders are decently wide
>>34611710>CNCWhat's dumber? Involuntary celibacy or consensual non-consent?
>>34611691You know it is. Just brag about your PR and move on.
I made this mediocre poem, but it was enjoyable to writeI just wish I had this mirrorThat everyone would walk nearerthis big mirrorborn of carbon and ammoniumlook past the flesh and lichenand see the cursed withinreborn from siliciumcomes the new vereinsee without seeingeyes of transistorstalk without talkingmind of capacitorsthy lord looms nearhands hands handsthe eletromagnet demandsbetray the others and listen to meand happiness is what you'll see
>>34611730>>>/lit/poetry
>>34611730Post that shit on GIOYC instead
>>34611730Nice anon exercise that brain out
>>34611730My hs philosophy professor would love it
>>34611719Your comment makes no sense. I don't want to r anyone because I'm not a psychopath.>>34611722I do love them. But just the females who aren't trashy whores, serial daters, self-harmers, abuse victims etc. I like good women.
>>34611729A 300lb squat isn't that impressive. One is a single fluid movement and the other is a dynamic repetitive one
>>34611737NTA>I do love them. But just the females who aren't trashy whores, serial daters, self-harmers, abuse victims etc. I like good women.>Being an abuse victim means you're a bad womanI'm glad you're miserable and alone.
Potum putem putum patem pitem patem
The World Cup starts tomorrow. State gender and who you think will win.>M>England
Eating pussy well is only like 70 percent actually eating pussy, the rest is warming her up, kissing her on the way down, and teasing
>>34611726If you are a small it doesn't matter how much you can lift
>>34611740What is the purpose of dating and getting gf? To eventually find a woman who will be a good mother. An abuse victim would not be a good mother to my children because she is ruined with too many mental complexes.
>>34611744I'm 5'7 so a 5ft chick shouldn't be too much of an issue
>>34611742>Englandlmao
>>34611745Again, I'm glad you're miserable and alone.
>>34611745Brutal truke
I wanna drive her around. Through the forest and the mountains where the road winds. Somewhere dark and quiet.
>>34611756Men say things like this and then think misandry only exists due to feminist brainwashing.
>>34611753Just like you don't want a manchild to be the father of your children, I don't want an abuse victim to raise my children. A good mother needs to be someone I respect.
>>34611758What he said is true, jabs about muh misandry don't refute it
>porn is le bad because... It just is ok???
>>34611761What makes you think women who were abuse victims are incapable of raising children and doing basic domestic chores?>>34611762>Yes, men really are terrible and view women who were abuse victims as lesserWhy do men portray themselves like this? Why should I care about male mental health if this is how men view female mental health?
>>34611182>They usually have either one center and two orbiters, or two centers and one orbiterBEHOLD!
Coomers/incels and single mothers deserve each other
>>34611768I don't think they're ontologically inferior or whatever, I just don't think they're fit for motherhood so I wouldn't marry oneI get that you're used to things being crammed in your mouth but stop trying to put words in mine
>>34611706What part I said was wrong though? Sometimes it's useful to know the evolutionary pressures that shape people's actions.>why don't you try explaining them with reference to the actual feelings and things that motivate their actions?Because you cannot decode a person's feelings or motivations, you can only observe what they do and say, which is not the same thing. Self-disclosure and true motivations align sometimes, but honesty is not adaptive in all domains.>Like they probably say x stupid advice, because it signals virtue and "sounds" good>just women being inexperienced>they probably as a whole have very little interest in knowledge and wisdomAll possible, and all just happen to align with the evolutionary pressures I explained.
>>34611768>>34611753Fuck off and stop replying to the same fucking troll every single thread.
>>34611774Are you going to explain why they're unfit for motherhood, or are you going to just continue accusing me of being a slut?
>>34611659I'm so glad they censored the 'a' in rape. Someone could've gotten hurt
>>34611780>accusingSo you admit it's a bad thing?
>>34611782I mean yeah, I don't approve of promiscuity. Do you seriously think that the only reason I find your view of female abuse victims vile is because I'm a whore?
>>34611743My best advise is to take it slow and build up. You should start like you're trying to feed a baby lamb from 10 feet away, holding out your hand so it comes to you
>>34611787>you're trying to feed a baby lamb from 10 feet away, holding out your hand so it comes to youNTA but this gave me a really confused laugh.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
>>34611747You'll see
>>34611791If I'm luck I'll find out
>you will NEVER see JH make them cheeks clap irlWhy live?
A new trend on tiktok.
>>34611795I yearn for other cheeks.
>he said he likes women who aren't on social media>i don't use any social media>didn't say it/anything because i was scared to look like i was seeking attention in front of everyone>tfw won't see him again for 3+ months it seemsngmi. i hate having oneitis but being too scared to talk.
>>34611182>>34611769Anyway my point was that most 3 Body Problems don't have clear solutions like what you said. There's a push and pull constantly going on, with two bodies getting closer to each other and away from the 3rd before maybe one returns or maybe even both. To say "2 centers" is bad science/metaphysics/philosophy though because you're basically acknowledging that the dyad has collapsed into a monad (which it always does, and this is why it's often said that when two are married, they become 'one flesh'). As St. Gregory of Nazianzus said:>There are three ancient opinions concerning God: anarchy, polyarchy, and monarchy. The children of the Greeks entertained and played with the first two. For anarchy tends to disorder while polyarchy tends to discord and thus anarchy and thereby disorder. Both lead to the same end, disorder that leads to dissolution because disorder is the preparation for dissolution.What I think you mean when you say "2 centers with 1 orbiter" you are describing a monad that will be ripped apart by the orbiter, because adding a 3rd body will always drive things towards anarchy. You need a monarch (e.g. the sun, God the Father in the Trinity, or any other relationship) or any many-body problem will collapse into anarchy.
>>34611799>new
>>34611806>ngmi. i hate having oneitis but being too scared to talk.You must force through it. Do you want to be old one day and regret not doing it?
>>34611698>buzzwords buzzwords>we realized rape is good, actually>buzzwords buzzwords
Sleep isn’t fixing it. :s
what is your creative outlet?
>>34611817Game design and writing fiction.
>>34611817Shitposting
>>34611810Yeah, on tiktok it's a new trend with those exact words in the picture I posted.
>>34611817Writing
>>34611822and I'm saying it's not a new trend it's just a recycling of an old one
>>34611817Making femanons uncontrollably horny.
>>34611817I write poems and paint miniatures
I wish women could cum from PIV easier.
>>34611825Read properly.
>>34611833>changing the words of a meme to be safe for work makes it a new meme
Women, ideally what do you think should happen after he nuts in you?
State gender.How would you react if you came across an amateur porn video of somebody you love(d) romantically?
>>34611827>I write poemsPost one.
>>34611835Spooning and cuddles
>>34611839No, they're not for public reading
>>34611838MI wouldn’t watch it.
>>34611825Wtf is with that black eye makeup. Women really are retarded aren't they
>>34611834Stop spamming.
>>34611838MFeelings of immense jealousy.
>>34611843The implication is you somehow saw a few seconds and knew it was that person.
>>34611831It's just biology, if I remember it was either roughly 60 or 40% of all women who simply can't thanks to how their bodies are built.PIV is still very nice though, it constantly feels very good (but cannot quite reach that 100% height, just 99%). It can't reach the maximum, but it can keep feeling extremely good for a long time. while masturbation feels more like a "chore" which doesn't consistently feel that great, it's to simply reach that 100% pleasure that lasts maybe 2 seconds, and then just it's over.
>>34611841How long does that last?
>>34611838>loveTalk to them about it and see what happens>lovedPost it on /gif/ lol
>>34611834>one sentence is spamming
>>34611799Phrased like that it makes him seem like chad.
>>34611847I’d shut it off and try to forget what I saw.
>>34611838Disgusted
>>34611838FI'd diddle my skittle til I got friction burns
You know, a bit of being malnourished is hot in a woman.
>>34611635Atoga and youtube is the only social media I use. But yeah, people are very mean here on atoga. And youtubes AI automoderation seems to be very mean to the creators I like.
>>34611799>>34611810>>34611825why do people love exposing so much of their personal lives?you just had an intimate moment with your loved one and you're sharing it with everyone?why? that's weird as shit.
>>34611545MYou're spouse should be your best friend.
>>34611506>in a supposedly happy relationship to start posting thirst traps and nudes onlineWould this be considered cheating?
>>34611862Do you think professional wrestling is real too?
I will tickle your insides
>>34611490>that could have done anythingThat's probably the issue. To much freedom does not incentivise doing anything. Creativity thrives under constraints.
>>34611862The people you see online are the people who would post themselves online, and they're actually a very small group of people.
>>34611868https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5mX3NkA7jM
>>34611867Yeah yeah. I get it.It's just a meme/trend or something.But people do shitl ike this for real.people post their babies being born all the time, their crazy night of sex, the birthday party of their toddlers.why? keep that intimate stuff to yourself.
>>34611848>it constantly feels very good>99%>masturbation feels more like a "chore" which doesn't consistently feel that great>pleasure that lasts maybe 2 seconds, and then just it's overCouldn't be further from my experience and I'm in the 25% (not 60%) who can have g-spot orgasms. Sounds like one of those "women love orgasmless sex, it's like a long romantic hug :)" copes that has resulted in women having unsatisfying sex lives and dead bedrooms.
Women should cum at least twice a week, ideally more like 3-4 times. Men are responsible for getting their women off
I wanna trudge through the rain and the snow and the woods for thirty days to get to her
>>34611878Chad has too big of a rotation for this to be feasible, please adjust your expectations.
what the hell do divorced people in their 50's even do?you're fucking 50. you have nothing but a bunch of mortgages or maybe some kids?why did you take so long to divorce anyway? was the dating phase not enough to know if the person was the right one? or maybe the first year? or the first 5 years? or the first 10 years?
>>34611882Chad should have an even easier time
Why are women like this?
>>34611878Twice a day is a bare minimum for me as a man.
>>34611878The reason we're in a mental health crisis is because almost 50% of adult women under 45 are single and childless and are not being regularly dicked. Cum is a natural antidepressant and if they don't have a longterm ̶c̶u̶m̶d̶i̶s̶p̶e̶n̶s̶e̶r̶ partner, this is what happens. A majority of women are essentially turning into "crazy cat ladies," and the cause is a lack of cum on or in them.
>>34611886Like what?
>>34611777i dont think its a troll i think shes legitimately just mentally ill
>>34611891>shesOh you are a troll too.Well, fuck off.
>>34611878My dick is too small for that
>>34611890Like this
>>34611886>make eye contact with him>smile at him if it's prolonged>if he knows other girls at the gym, befriend them so you can talk to her while she's talking to him then you have a valid excuse to introduce yourselves to each otherit's not rocket science.
>>34611889>c̶u̶m̶d̶i̶s̶p̶e̶n̶s̶e̶r̶How the fuck.Did you use some ASCI symbols?
>>34611890cowards.just talk to the fucking dude. stop playing stupid games.oh, but your ego can't let you do that, huh?you just have to be the little princess atop the castle waitng for someone else to make the first move. and then you keep getting more and more pathetic, each attempt more desperate.because for some reason, basic communication about what you want in too hard and is ""not something a woman should do""
>>34611892I dont get your pointif its a dude larping as a woman then he's still genuinely crazy, even moreso
>>34611898You can do a lot more than just that.
>>34611885Women build resistance to cock and they take more to cum if they have to fuck the same man multiple times. So there is a rotation, but each time her turn comes she needs to be pounded for longer and experiences less satisfaction.
>>34611884People have a tendency to resign to their "fate", they get used to being treated like shit and remember how it is like when you aren't being treated like shit and when your partner isn't constantly making your life stressful.A lot of people do reconsider their lives around that middle age crisis period and it's when a lot of these people FINALLY realize to leave.
>>34611901NTAThat guy is a grammar whore who thinks everybody who makes a typo is trolling/ragebaiting.
>>34611899This is like how women tell men that they should cry more or open up about their feelings or some shit. It's not in women's feminine nature to be forward/pursuers. And if you want them to be that way then you're the faggot and the coward go talk to a bitch instead of sitting around waiting for her to talk to you.
>>34611903I must have missed the memo where they stopped filtering everything.
>>34611908who said i don't, you motherfucker?i do. why is it crazy to expect women to do the same?
>>34611908This. Feminine men pretend they don't realize that men and women are fundamentally different.
>>34611908tough guy over here
>>34611906Ah yeah, typos are the issue, not the shitting on victims.
>>34611909I was wrong about italics, but you can do ˢᵘᵖᵉʳˢᶜʳᶦᵖᵗˢ and I think ₛᵤᵦₛcᵣᵢₚₜₛ and smᴀMMcᴀps too
>>34611911Somehow I doubt that >why is it crazy to expect women to act like menyou tell me chief
>>34611917why is being proactive with your life a masculine trait? it's not.your life is your own. take action to make it how you like.
>>34611899MYou don't get it
are women supposed to moan like banshees during sex, am i doing sex wrong? no one has ever moaned like they are being exercised or has made ridiculous faces, not even while cumming, I can feel them physically contract on my wiener and make a moan but no one makes loud moaning sounds during the sex. An ex would make some noises whilst I fingered and ate her pussy but anons keep posting porn webms where the women do that and it makes me feel bad :(
>>34611795Never say never.
>>34611924Nigga you need to stop watching javs
>>34611927its not even javs though, they be posting amateur looking webms of normal ish looking women
>>34611924if ur really hot and extremely good at sex and have a ton of stamina and a massive dong maybe that can happenbut for almost all real situations, no. porn noises are absolute fiction
>>34611928>>34611924Porn isn't real life, I never scream during sex personally and just moan. How loud someone is during sex isn't based off of pleasure.
>>34611924Some women are loud because they think they have to be, due to early porn exposure.
So what can foids actually provide me with that I cannot otherwise get?>SexProstitutes.
>>34611936foids cowering in terror w this one
Thoughts on this design?
>>34611936What can you provide me?
>>34611933but theres still moaning u say, maybe my gf doesn't like me, but she cums on my dick so this is difficult to work out
>>34611924>anons keep posting porn webms where the women do thatAnon, porn is as real as pro wrestling>>34611934Sometimes I wonder about it like a chicken-egg question. Did East Asian girls specifically start squealing that way because of porn, or did they always do that and porn is just an exaggeration of an 'asian moan'? Is there such a thing as an 'ethnic moan?'
>>34611941Ending up with a clueless ungrateful moid is pretty terrifying
>>34611886>Be me>Told my entire life to NEVER approach women under any circumstances unless it's EXPLICITLY a venue for meeting women, and even then be cautious cause they might still not want>Told that even LOOKING at women for more than a second makes them uncomfortable and I should NEVER doit>Now told that there are exceptionsGuess the exceptions aren't for me though.
>>34611944She looks like my Japanese crush from last year, and she's 20. I'm assuming it's all fake outrage for engagement farming.
Moids, thoughts on modesty?
>>34611908I swear women tell this to guys as a means of filtering the socially inept. Men should cry and express emotions, but if a man does they ick out. Men should explore their sexuality, but if its anything aside from straight as a rock they ick out. Women can approach too, but if he doesn't take all the hints they ick out.Just act like your grandpa, don't listen to them.
>>34611952>>34611523
>>34611952who gives a fuck?make people feel uncomfortable, make them leave their comfort zone. just don't be a dick about it;
>>34611947Money I guess, I got a bunch saved. You can be my little gold digger, as soon as you can tell me what you provide me with.
Girls, if you were taking a guy's virginity, would you want him to still be very dominant, or would it seem inauthentic?
>>34611955My friend's wife dresses like pic related (she's white though, I just googled for a dress image) on the regular and I think she's the most attractive woman in our friend group. I legit am more likely to go talk to a girl dressed like that than a girl in a croptop and shortshorts.
>>34611957>Just act like your grandpa, don't listen to them.That's hard to do when our generation has decades of feminist brainwashing done to us by the media and female teachers.
>>34611961I already have plenty of my own money.
>>34611955What does this even mean
>>34611968What does it mean to you?
>>34611955Mostly pointless.
>>34611967Well, we can have more. You're avoiding my question after I gave you an answer though so I'll assume your answer is nothing.
>>34611964>implying I'm not gonna tell him "I lost my virginity, can I have yours?" before I let him put it in
>>34611964He'd also be taking my virginity, I'd rather he take the lead...
>>34611972My point is that men who whine about women providing nothing rarely have anything to provide themselves. You're in fact proving my point.
>>34611966Well, break the cycle. Become a new Tate, give the kiddos good advice.
>>34611976Right.So nothing, then?
>>34611977Do men still listen to that faggot
Women why’d she do that to me
>>34611980Youngins do I think. I don't, but there's apparently a market for that kinda "guru".
>>34611980ntaI only hear Tate mentioned by people complaining about him these days
>>34611978Nta, but moids are fundamentally incapable of appreciating women, so I think it wouldn't matter to you anyway
>>34611959This. Not just for dating but in general: it'a a very real difference between not being outright rude/obnoxious and being capable of prodding and outgoing in social settings. The inability to discwrn the two is what makes people timid and boring
>>34611971How so?
>>34611985Algorithm issue. I also heard about clavicular by people highlighting his retardation, but some people were listening to him for him to gain notoriety in the first place.
"what do you provide" nigga this ain't a contract it ain't about providing shit. In the modern day you can "provide" everything for yourself except love and that's their sole purpose now. That's what it "provides". But men and women hate each other too much and are too proud and arrogant for that. Throw your fucking tomatoes at me I don't care.
>>34611980He fell off then had a fight where he got embarrassed by a youtuber and fell off even more.
>>34611987>What do you provide?>>WHAT DO YOU PROVIDE?>Money. Your turn.>>Ugh you wouldn't understand it anyway.Foids really are incapable of giving a straight answer.
>>34611970Women how would you feel if your husband made you wear a burka
>>34611990>Algorithm issueWhat's this feeling? It's not quite fomo, more like fear of being completely unaware of the zeitgeist in my bubble of the internet. Is it even possible to follow global trends on twitter anymore and not just what twitter thinks you want to see?
>>34611987who hurt u dear
>>34611975Wow how old are you?
>>34611991>But men and women hate each other too much and are too proud and arrogant for that.good, accelerate
>>34611996There's no mainstream anymore, it's all sectioned off through algorithms. But honestly, who cares about following the zeitgeist?
Girls, would you date a guy who has extremely negative feelings towards black people as a group, but judges individual black people as individuals and knows that there's lots of black people who are good people?
>>34611991It's solely the fault of females because they control all relationships, but you are right in a way. I think I found one girl who seems to be the exception, but I'm already wondering what the catch is, and if she already has a bf or why she is single.
>>34611997No one has had the chance to hurt me
>>34611998fuck off musoid
>>3461199827… I think you've posted that pic at me before
>>34612002NAG.That's just called pattern recognition and caution.
>>34612004then why so adamant
I need a polish gf
>>34612007I understand that but I think girls tend to not like that
>>34612010Same
>>34611993You weren't seeking an answer in the first place???
>>34612006Nice. A bit too old but no worries. >I think you've posted that pic at me beforeIt's destiny then.
>>34612006Why are you a virgin at 27?
I need a polish, dutch, german, montanan, japanese, korean, kazakh, ethiopian/eritrian, coptic, lebanese, singaporean, palestinian, utahan, mongolian, russian, georgian (either one), ukrainian, greek, armenian, boer, sudanese, or native american gf
>>34612016I'm not a very social person
>>34612013I asked what you can provide me with that I can't otherwise get. Thus far you've just been stalling.
>>34612018Would you like the guy to be a virgin too?
>>34612011Indeed they don't, but that's what we call a filter.
Fat men are extremely disgusting responsible for all the problems in their own dating lives. If a man isn’t lean to the point of having fully visible abs, serratus, and absolutely no love handles his body is extremely unattractive objectively. Women look ok with some fat, although they tend to be too heavy as well. It’s a testament to how easy women are when you see one clamber onto a fat guy in porn and realize this is reality for most relationships. Men over 12% body fat are disgusting and no one respects them. This is because in every situation it means the man is too mentally weak to skip meals consistently. Hunger is a dull feeling that only goes to the point of actual pain after days of not eating. If you haven’t eaten all day the worst hunger you will experience is being slightly less comfortable that you would be. Every year the social tax for being obese goes up with memes like “lean is law” entering into public consciousness and making women consciously aware of their desire for men who aren’t fat. The gym has become a staple in modern culture but it’s failed to help the majority of its members lose fat, rather it mostly ends up building muscle which women don’t care about. At face value these criticisms can be hand waved away as women lie about liking other legitimately attractive features however in practice it’s extremely obvious, women only like physiques that are lean, and lean with muscle. If your body is not vascular, lean and aesthetic, and your bone structure is clearly shown in your face you are an absolute lolcow, no one respects you, you don’t respect your woman because she admits every moment that she’d compromise for a fat subhuman and ride him like a leaky water bed. And you hate yourself because those who are capable of freeing themselves from caring about the opinions of others are by nature intelligent and strong enough to become lean easily
>>34612022No answer would satisfy you, because you don't want an answer.
>>34611989That's not how it works.You need to tell me why somebody should be something specific.
>>34612023Ideally.
>>34612018Do you go out for things besides work and grocery shopping?
>>34612002That's fine as long as you are chill and not whiny about it. Making racist jokes sometimes >>>>> crying about politics constantly and not being fun company.
>>34612017I don’t need but do want a Polish gf. I wonder why anon brought that up
>>34611974That is the unsexiest thing you could say.Even worse than "I am a virgin, please be gentle".
>>34611811i know. but there are other things preventing me too ngl. i just want to stop having this issue and forget about it honestly.
>>34612029I get my wizard powers in a couple of weeks.
If I have oneitis but got rejected, I should probably stop having oneitis right
>>34612026>>34611993
TIL there's a large chunk of people on /a/ who didn't realize that Frieren is about a character realizing "Oh damn I missed literally all of the signals of interest, I'm retarded"State Gender. What was the most blatant thing someone did to show interest in you that you were completely unaware of until long after the fact?
>>34611993To be fair, anon said they don't care about your money, so you essentially have not provided anything they care about either.Granted, her answers are shittier and just evasive.
>>34612032I have a soft spot for them
>>34611799It is not new
>>34612036Yes, it's for the best.t. trying to get over a girl now
I wish I had a nigga eating my pussy rn fuck this job
>>34612044Just one for me
>>34612043Well no, she has said she doesn't care about the money. Plenty others do.
>>34612046But I don’t wanna >:\
>>34612047>oreo propagandabuy an ad.
>>34612049>Plenty others do.Don't think others are relevant, when it's a 1 on 1 discussion about the wants and needs of each other.
>>34612047What’s the job
>>34612036I have a friend who asked his lab assistant out to lunch and she said no and he’s lost sleep over her for like 5 months. So no, asking out the crush doesn’t get rid of them in your mind. Not in my experience either>>34612046Fuck you don’t tell guys to get themselves rejected it serves no one
jobs should have a jerk off break
>>34612054I be at Popeyes lol
>>34612055>I’m gonna be like this for monthsCool
>>34612055>and she said no and he’s lost sleep over her for like 5 monthsGood grief. First time asking out a girl or what? How long did he know her before asking her out? >Fuck you don’t tell guys to get themselves rejected it serves no oneNo. Rejection is the first step to moving on. Rejection is part and parcel of being a man and if you can't deal with that then go live in a monastery.
>>34612059Don’t you know your own mind well enough to know if that’s true already? In his case it is. As an adult there’s really limit to the amount of suffering your mind will put you through until you remedy the problem
>>34612030Well I go to church, I have a couple of friends there.
>>34612053Yeah but my phrasing is what do foids, as a whole, provide. As for the rest of the chain, yes, you're right.
it's nice to be able to live in the moment, not thinking about anything else, I wish this happened more often
>hey wanna go out?>no>ok byeYou won't die
>>34612063I do, and I know I’m going to be like this for months. I just don’t want to believe it.
>>34612069Those three lines of greentext were spread over like six months otherwise I might be having an easier time
>>34612062Rejection can be more traumatic than rape. Shaming rejection victims doesn't mean they will just get over it with your le man up advice, dumbass.
>>34612069yeah, it won't kill you.but it made me blunt. i miss when rejections broke my heart.i just feel nothing now.i want to feel something. i need to feel something.i can't achieve my goal , but at least give me something to feel.
>>34612074Sorry anon. Keep calm and carry on. Life is really short.
Being married is like having a second job. One quarter of weakness or low performance and you're out so they can optimize the next annual report and make the shareholders (her friends) happy.
>>34612080Married people shouldn't have friends
>>34612066You are actually retarded if you think that is a good question.
Mountains really are quite scary
>>34612079I felt more for her than I have for women I’ve dated for years. Hurts
Someone forgot to empty the dishwasher lmao
>>34611959>make people feel uncomfortableNot great advice to give to people who are already not great at social situations? If he's making a woman uncomfortable the answer is going to be no. Someone who's unsure of the "rules" probably should stick to hitting on people at social events not just while they're in the park or whatever. >make them leave their comfort zone I guess you disagree but I see this as rude unless you ask permission first.
>>34612088I don't have a dishwasher rn.
>>34612082She's the supervisor and you're the employee at the brink of retirement. She'll do whatever she wants.
>>34612065Do you do much with them? Or do you like any of the guys there? How's the gender ratio amongst singles? I'm 32. At my church, between the ages of 20 and 35, there are 5 women who are single, while there are at least 10 single guys. There's one girl in my age range and my friend's probably gonna end up dating her, everyone else is too young/immature or just not attractive to me. I kinda jive with one girl but she has a terrible skinpicking habit that utterly disgusts me. Part of me feels bad for that being the reason to not pursue her, but she literally ripped off a chunk of skin off her face while talking to me.>>34612077>Rejection can be more traumatic than rapeOh no, you're that anon. Grow up.
>>34612096My parents marriage wasn't like that
>>34611988I was never taught the nuance. I was told to never, then made a fool to reinforce it.
>>34612062No he’s had gfs but last year he got obsessed with 2 separate 6-7 out of ten white girls (who are the hottest type of girl for most guys) and spent months freaking out over them to the point of losing weeks of sleep. First had a bf and rejected him so he was down until he found the second one, worked with her for a few months, asked her out casually and now he’s been obsessed for months and whenever I have the misfortune of hearing about his experience it entails what sounds like the worst pain imaginable. I tell him to fuck off and fix his shit when he brings it up, arguably deservedly so because I’ve listened to no less than 20 hours of his self pity and the negativity is making the problem worse. He’s 25 btw. I agree that getting rejected is necessary and not to be feared but I assume that anon is conscious enough to know if he’s going to be rejected, in which case it’s not worth doing. It’s not brave to get rejected on purpose, don’t let anyone tell you you’re a coward for saving your dignity. In that case you’re a pussy for trying to get rejected in an attempt to escape your feelings.In my experience asking the girl out makes the oneitis worse.
>>34612048Why not more
>>34612041f a guy asked me out after we had known each other for a while and i still don't think he showed a single sign of interest, not even once lol. but i admit i also have a hard time showing interest, it feels embarrassing for me to be into someone so i try to make sure nobody realizes.
>>34612084why?
>>34612097>Oh no, you're that anon. Grow up.I really think that anon needs to get raped for real just so he can understand how retarded he is.
>>34612097There's a guy I like but he got a gf recently. All the other single guys are way younger than me.
today's vibe is being short as fuck and asking women out to make them lave their comfort zone
>>34611936Nigga you're supposed to be the provider. If you don't want a family, you should save yourself the pain of growing old.
>>34612107Haven’t met enough of them but really liked one
>>34612070Best move is to use the emotion to psychotically chase self improvement, be it your job, lifting, running anything that will make you better when the emotions run out and dull them while they persist
>>34612041F. I probably have missed some kind of signal at some point but there's nothing I can think of.
>>34612066>foidsWhy did I even bother with you. lol
>>34611944Most accurate
>>34612041frieren is too cute it makes me sad
>>34612116I’m doing that but doubt they’ll go away this year.
>>34612108that is cute
I smell nice today ;)
>>34612122Who’s gonna carry the boats bitch and the logs
>>34612115Get on your game player. One is none
>>34612130I don’t want to play games
Ladies, how much does male hair matter to you? How do I not let my baldness bother me so much? I started getting close buzz haircuts as my hairline recedes. When I’m out in public I don’t feel self conscious about it until I look in a mirror or get a picture taken and see myself
>>34612114A man's duty is to take care of a hole who brings nothing to the table, I see.
>>34612125maybe, but not very ideal for getting into a relationship lmao
>>34612136I mean, I personally prefer bald over guys with long hair. But I'll admit that I'm kind of a weirdo.
>>34612041There was a guy that teased me a lot back at my first job, in hindsight I think he was trying to flirt
>>34612137Ah you're one of those feminine men who wants the woman to give you children and also provide for you. You offer absolutely nothing of value.
>>34612109I was reading about k2 and what a death trap it is. A sheer towering prism of jagged rock and ice. And they have to scale a bunch of vertical walls while cold and exhausted and you can barely breathe they high up. And if you fumble or just get unlucky and slip or something crumbles and you fall and injure yourself then nobody's coming to get you and you just have to die there. It's littered with corpses they don't even go back and get them sometimes.
>>34612137What are you talking about? Isn’t bvs sassy wit enough to make you want to toil away at your job to care for her eating habits?
>>34612136Personally I'm not old enough to be into the bald + no beard combo but my mom is into it. If he has a beard I don't mind the baldness. It's going to happen to most of you eventually might as well pick one with healthy testosterone levels that I already see looks decent bald.
Women who like men with long hair, how do you like it? Should it just be loose or do I need to do something with it?
>>34612136I like thick hair but I've met men ranging from having slightly receding hairlines to full on alopecia (he didn't even have eyelashes) that I'd absolutely date
>>34612110>rape is bad>but i hope you get raped XDThis is why nobody takes you seriously, retard.
>>34612084Just wait until you hear about cave diving
>>34612146Tie it up during sex but otherwise do what you want.
>>34612142Yeah, I went through my mountains are cool phase at 10.
>>34612149>Being rejected is just as bad as being raped!>Oh my god, why are people being so offensive to me!No one in these threads likes you.
>>34612142but your body can become a checkpoint for other climbers that is pretty cool
>>34612147>no eyelashesDamn I didn’t know it got that bad
>>34612153>mountains are cool phaseThat's a thing? Sounds pretty cool actually.
>>34612154Nta but I like him
>>34612152Noted, time to start rocking a crown braid
>>34612112>make them lave their comfort zoneI hate doing that non-consensually.
>>34612157He was really handsome, like an elven prince or something. Except he had no hair lol
>>34612080>make the shareholders (her friends) happyThere are a few femanons here who don't have any friends, I think.
>>34612136Forgot pic>>34612139>>34612145Beard looks better to you than clean shaven?
I wish it wasn’t so hard for me to trust women.
>>34612158NtaIt might be? I read "into thin air" of my own volition in middle school I think they're on to something.
Hey Anons what's that sounds? Everybody take a look around.
>>34612153>Yeah I lost all my wonder and whimsy and I'm boring Of course
>>346121673 looks best somehow
>>34612167M Beard looks horrible
>>34612167I'm gonna go with 2 for looking the best.
>>34612167>Beard looks better to you than clean shaven?100%
>>34612154If it was that bad, you wouldn't wish it on anyone. I wouldn't wish rejection on you.>>34612159Thanks.
>>34612173Worse than 4?Are you gay/bi?
>>34612175A good beard can make a bad lower third better but not beard will improve a good lower third ever
>>34611881You could do that if you really want to. But really there are better transportation options in current year.
>>34612176You're a thin skinned easily triggered loser, which is how I know you'd be traumatized by rape far more than rejection.
>>34612178No*
>>34612067gets easier with practice
>>34612178If he's bald he needs a beard. Look at #4.
>>34612180Who doesn't get traumatized by rape? Are you actually retarded? I always said that both rejection and rape are traumatizing for people. You're turning it into a competition of who has it worse.
>>34612180ntaidk, he's starting to sound pretty reasonable now. maybe rape really is overrated..
>>34612183Johnny sins gets more bitches than you last I checked
>>34612185Rejection anon won me over itt too
>>34612184Only people who've never actually suffered in their lives think rape and rejection are in anyway comparable. Which is why I don't have any sympathy for you and I have no problems with triggering and offending you.
>>34612186yeah, but he is doing a gimmick regular bald people can't pull that off
>>34612180Trust me if you knew what some of these girls were thinking during rape you’d change your mind
>>34612177No just dislike beards. To me it is a sign that someone lacks discipline. They are also just dirty.
>>34612186Had to Google him.In most of the pictures he has a light beard. I'm not trying to get bitches I am bitches. Bald with no beard looks toe-like to me. Ask me again in 15 years maybe I'll have different opinions but right now if he's bald he has to be able to grow a decent beard or I'm not into it.
>>34612189Why are you giving this most blatant unapologetic troll the time of day are you a total idiot?
>>34612189You are completely insane now.
>>34612193Toes have beards as well
I'm 27 and I've never been drunk in my life
>>34612141Provide isn't just about money. Women nowadays can't even provide good companionship and most don't want kids, so what makes them worth it?
What are we yearning for today, chat?
>>34612195How have you suffered in life beyond a girl saying "Sorry, not interested"?
>>34612192>Choosing to grow and maintain a beard lacks discipline>showering every day and rinsing out food that gets in it isn't enough ??? Explain why you think these things? If you're imagining a scraggly ungroomed beard we're not thinking about the same thing.
>>34612165Atoga is filled with their "friends" to whom they posture or complain.
>>34612201women with cute eyes
>>3461219926, never drank, never done drugs, never fucked, never kissed, never been to a party, never been on a date.Don't @ me.
>>34612203All beards look unkempt to me. They just look ugly all of them.
>>34612198What I actually wanted to say was "thumb thumbs from spy kids" but I wasn't sure everyone would get it.I truly mean no offense to bald men who can't grow beards I'm not gonna give you my mom's number but don't let me discourage you.
>>34612207profoundly jap statement, get your ass back to the internment camp
>>34612208I don't think anyone took offence don't worry
Women, the cookies came out bad. Should I toss it?
>>34612201My first love
>>34612207>All beards look unkemptSo you aren't very detail oriented
Why don't I have the energy or the drive to play or even tune my guitar
>>34612193>>34612190Bitches shut up you’d let him hit
I have never seen a vagina or boobs in real life.
>>34612209I am from the balkans.
>>34612215Voldemort's been hitting the gym lmao
Gender How quickly do you fall in love?
>>34612217The Balkans are the Japan of Eastern Europe
>>34612217So you subconsciously associate beards with belligerent alcoholics then
>>34612215>X files monster of the week looking ass thinks he can hit it Nah. You just know he has a weird dick.
>>34612209This reminded me of a chinese series I was watching, some dude put on a beard to pretend he's mongolian and it made him an instant 10 for me
since we're on beards rn, i have a really nice color i like with my facial hair but my hair color on my head is lame. wish it grew in better
>>34612222Yeah and chetniks
>>34612201Her.
Men with neckbeards, why are you okay with looking homeless?
>>34612231just keep it manicured and trimmed and you will look less homeless?
>>34612220F i guess not that easily, I've only ever loved two men
>>34612220MIt takes a couple months for me.
>>34612223*he rapes you You: wait, can you cuddle with me?*gives you this look
>>34612199That's all right.
>>34612231Because my job doesn't give a shit and I'm not getting laid because of my personality and lack of interest in people so it doesn't matterMe being ugly doesn't impact my workflow
>>34612201Death.
>>34612220MI've never been in love. I've been infatuated with girls but I never got to know them long or deep enough to truly love them. I look back on girls that I used to tear my head open over and who I was convinced was "the one" and I feel nothing for them now outside of "I'd fuck her" .
>>34612231At what point does a beard become a neck beard? Is it length of the hair or how far down your neck it goes
bill murray was hot, why can't average men look like this anymore.most men look metrosexual now because they try to looksmaxx like women.
>>34612232And yet, there's a huge problem of men with disgusting shitty neckbeards who don't even do that much.>>34612240I can't speak objectively, all I know is when it's unkempt and terrible looking, I hate it.
>>34612241>Steals your fry
>>34612241He’s a vain actor who happened to turn 50 lady. Every looksmaxer is going to look this this and you’re gonna complain anyway
>>34612241The average man today has half the testosterone he and his peers did
>>34612220F. It took me two years, but then again I did only see him 3 or 4 times a year by happenstance.
>>34612206I've held hands and smoked but that's about it
You think you can make tik toks as a X ray technician? I have an idea to troll the patients like "are you sure you dont smoke?" and record their reactions
>>34612241>TFW looksmaxxers would refer to Billy Murray at his peak as chopped
>>34612220FI don't know. Looking back I'm not entirely sure I ever felt anything other than limerence. I thought I loved this last guy but idk when the transition from limerence to love was, and he clearly didn't make the trip with me. Once his limerence ended there was no love for me.
>>34612251I get mad when people use the word limerence
>>34612253NTA, why
>>34612253What a limeric.
I wish that I could be like the cool kids cus all the cool kids then seem to have fun
I wish my boobs were a little bigger
>>34612255>>34612256Pe-ple say limer-enceIt al-ways sound preten-shessYou want an excuse To think of the nooseYou’re a child not acting her best
>>34612233I wanna talk about them. The first was my childhood friend, the other a coworker. He 's married so I never expressed it to him but he was the first man who made me feel appreciated and noticed.
Why don't the femcels just ask the shy nerdy guy out and make him their bf
>>34612257It's "they seem to fit in" or "they seem to get it"
>>34612259Get fatter
>>34612262>women>ask out a guyI didn't realize people were still funny ITT
>>34612259I wish I was a nigg
>>34612262because when they don't hate men they are shy
>>34612262Because the shy nerdy guy will be emotionally abusive and constantly accuse the femcel of not really loving him.
>>34612262Shy nerds are feminine and don't ask out anyone, and femcels are even shyer than them.
>>34612262Shy guys are the worst, I've tried asking one out and he just stared at me
>>34612265When you tell your friend to ask out a guy for you and he says yes thinking you’re a different hotter girl and he never knew you existed and is visibly disappointed when you walk up
Does X shadowban the n-word? I called a guy that just now and I want to make sure he sees it.
>Someone slides into my discord DMs>Anime profile picture>She/her pronouns in bioWhat's the chance this is a man?
>>34612265I've done it Rarely though>>34612262I tried that once he was so insecure that it started turning into indirect insults towards me and my apparently cavernous vagina.Like bitch YOU'RE the one who can't be satisfied shut the fuck up it's literally 6+ inches.
>>34612275High but not as high as 50%
>>3461227550/50 without more context
>>34612275What character is the profile pic of? If it's Bridget from Guilty Gear, then it's 100% a tranny.
>>34612262Why would I want to ask someone out if I'm celibate? Do men seek sexual relations during their celibacy?
>>34612277Do you have a big vagina? What was his frame of reference
nobody has ever slid into my discord dm's. i have a feminine username but i feel like it's that the games the servers revolve around are too masculine and everyone assumes everyone to be a guy.
Women, how often do you skip going to places and blame it on period cramps?
>>34612275Are you really in a position to be this picky?
>>34612275Post the pic
Would it be really bad if I convinced a married man to divorce his wife that doesn't want kids so he could have kids with me
I need a plaphog to go balls deep and slam my hips into right now
>there are people who get on Discord and make friends in video gameswtf, that's terrifying
>>34612282I don't know, I don't watch anime. It looks like a child.
>>34612289Only as often as my period cramps are painful enough that I can't concentrate.
>>34612292Nta but yeah we’ll run a little sting op that will seem unrelated to you and find out
>>34612296Just post the fucking profile pic then.
>>34612287As far as I know it's a normal vag. Need the regular sized menstrual cup not the "after childbirth" one. He was a virgin before me. He had no frame of reference and yet he was brought to tears multiple times by the idea that his larger than average dick wasn't enough to satisfy me. I kind of hated him by the end.
>>34612293If he's married to her and she doesn't want kids that means he doesn't want them either, or he told her he was fine with it. You'll be having kids with a narcissist, at best.
>>34612293Finally some huckster energy you pussies could learn from this post
>>34612293Yes, it's low-class and immoral. And if he can be convinced to leave her, he can be convinced to leave you lol
Gender.Favorite "Meet the [TF2 class]" video?
>>34612301ntaWhat made him feel so bad, that he wasn't bashing your cervix all the time?
>>34612289Just to get out of participating in gym class. I don't really go places with people much. And if I do skip, the person I'm bailing on is probably my mom or sister so I don't have to lie I can just say I don't want to go.
>>34612296lain?
>>34612305MMeet the Spy, probably(I main Engi, though)
>>34612304>Low classMeanwhile rich people It’s the game and we’re all playing it. Own it and steal a husband you only live once
>>34612302What if she blindsided him about it? She basically deceived him.
>>34612307>what made him feel bad I guess? That his dick was "too small". He literally complained about it not hurting me. That's fucked up.
>>34612305pyro. i've never played anything but pyro. i want to be pyro but if it's a man i also want to fuck him.
>>34612201Mass culling event
>>34612301Lmao, femanon fucks the shy guy and gets called a giant vagina loose monster for it. Don’t worry foid, some pussies are too tight and guys don’t like it, you know
>>34612312I already have a husband thanks.
>>34612313Just be aware the man is incentivized to lie. Entirely possible you'll be having kids with a lying man who doesn't want to tell you he blindsided his wife. But it's your life in the end.
>>34612314Tbh there's a lot of guys like that, I don't know where it comes from but I know it's a really common sentiment. Obviously deep down it's just insecurity but I'm insecure too, it just doesn't manifest like that
>>34612317Late bloomers haven't bloomed yet for a reason. Let them rot on the vine. Or at the very least they should be each other's problem.
If I approach a woman with romantic interest will she blow my head off with her mind? Where is it acceptable to approach you?
>>34612318I was referring to the original post which is why I created a large spacing between my reply to you and the content for the person I was giving advice. But fuck you and fuck your husband you’re gonna try to divorce rape him and fuck up the syntax of the court documents and end up on your ass
I'm feeling cute today, yeah I'm definitely having another schizoid episode
>>34612305The medic and demoman. I know them all by heart
>>34612320>there's a lot of guys like that What was your purpose in telling me this?
I want a girl to rub my cock in her face like it's a warm blanket.
pookie i miss u
>>34612327Take your meds bud
>>34612323Depends.Are you hot? If so, whenever.Are you not? Never even look at her. She would rather die than have you approach her.
>>34612330Because it leads into "I'm curious about why it's so common" you silly goose
>>34612305M pyro really did it for me as a kid but I’ll say sniper because I quote it to myself all the time. The best objectively is spy
>>34612323Most places. Maybe not elevators where you two are the only people, or a laundromat at night where you two are also the only people. Basically situations where the woman is completely alone and will be thinking don't hurt/rape me kek.
>>34612332miss u 2 rayray
>>34612323It's less about the where and more about reading her body language. Does she look interested in you?
>>34612333She doesn’t understand tone either. What a terrible person you must be to be shackled to legally. You were at least a virgin before your husband, right femanon?
>>34612328that doesn't even make sense
>>34612335Well it pissed me off. Imma go.
>>34612344found the cluster b
>>34612341I don't know the signs
>>34612201Anal. But it's too spur or the moment.
>>34612319I'll keep that in mind, and desu I don't actually have the guts to do it
>>34612342Get a job
>>34612332But does he miss you?
>>34612347>not having a bidet and the ability to relax enough to do a quick anal douche anytimeFake anal fan
>>34612323Yes.
>>34612343I only think I'm attractive when I'm having an episode
Imagine the fun winnie the pooh and padington the bear would have
>>34612347Got one in the chamber?
>>34612351I like a bit of a deeper clean than a quick cleanse gives. Fasting is ideal, if not a certain, light meal that day at most.>>34612359That's probably the best way you could possibly word that.
>>34612351>bidetand spray poo particles everywhere? no thanks
>>34612360If your ass is packed full of turds, just take a shit. Problem solved.
>>34612349I have enough money you sound mad. I didn’t fuck those guys in college. You did.
I want to have kids
>>34612350yes
>>34612370You haven't fucked anyone
Women, would you give or have you ever given a good male friend a platonic blowjob?
Du bist gut genug <3
>>34612389(X) Doubt
>>34612393I have a body count in the 20s you’d beg for me on dating apps when you were fuckable probably a decade ago and I’d ignore you, Becky
>>34612377I don't. Women are crazy for wanting those.
>>34612394Gross. No
>>34612377Me too. Met somebody I’d have them with.
>>34612377Me too, I couldn't support them right now though, but I really do want kids. I'm too much of a loser to get a not fat disgusting wife and to have the money to have a house and pay for basic necessities while raising kids.
Foids, how do you want your hypothetical moid to smell
>>34612412Airplane bathrooms toilet was always a good one. If a guy smells like that my heart sings
She's making a lot of good points here. Hard to argue against what she is saying.
>>34612345I THINK it's a combination of autism, ADHD, depression and anxiety that presents like bpd at a glance but isn't upon closer inspection.Regulating your emotions by stepping away from unnecessary shit that's pissing you off is right and good actually.>>34612346You could learn them>>34612412Freshly sweaty not that musty smell
>>34612418I don't disagree, so long as he's also doing things for her. If I make him dinner I expect him to do the dishes without being asked and vice versa. Her extensions look like shit tho and she's wasting a lot of that strawberry meat.
>>34612394I'd rather he let me cut it off.
>>34612231i dont care what i look like
Let's say you're talking up someone you're interested in, but eventually you find out they're a single parent. What do you do?
What is kissing (on lips) like? How do I do it effectively?
>Make an actual good cosplay helmet of my favorite star wars character>want to buy a neopixel lightsaber to go along with it>his particular lightsaber is 5 times the cost of everyone elsesWho do I blame for this? I know I might be a bit old for this type of shit. But the kid in me really wants it
>>34612399he said so
>>34612275Damn all the DMs I get are from faggots that found me through my Gyms stories
>>34612377I think that want has passed for me
>>34612418Another uneducated person who doesn't understand that feminism is about "you can live your relationship however you want, but you should not be forced".
>>34612429Immediately pivot to a platonic approachTry to enjoy the conversation but not lead them on.>>34612432Your pedestrian taste I guess? If you were more of a hipster about it and picked a different character you might have got one on sale.
>>34612425I'm fine cooking, cleaning, doing laundry, mowing the lawn, keeping the cars in order, figuring out problems around the house, or literally doing whatever my wife needs me to do. Literally all I want is for her to be submissive and respect me as the head of house.
>>34612418I was distracted, what did she say
>>34612425>Her extensions look like shit thoNta true, but her nails are nice.
>>34612440>submissive and respect me as the head of house Gross no
>>34612437What happened
>>34612412Wood smoke and earth and sun
>>34612439not my fault the other characters are boringI swear there's not even ''special collector edition'' sabers that touch the basic price for this thing
>>34612445I finished puberty
WomenWould you change your body type if you knew for a fact that building muscle would mlturj on your bf?
>>34612402Lmao. Ok cringelord
>>34612433Yeah? When?
>>34612418She has like a year of youth left before she looks completely shit and the weight adds up. Those tits must be fun to play with tho
>>34612444Its a non negotiable for me, so I guess that's that. I'm prepared for living a life alone.
>>34612452>mlturjWhat?
I want to genocide the English now 2bh
>>34612454today
>>34612462because of the Hasan ban?
>>34612459NTAGlad you acknowledge most women don't want to be with a narcissist.
>>34612438If that's actually how feminists acted then it would be a different matter, but its not. They harass women all the time for being "pick me" when all their doing is sharing basic reasonable positions.
>>34612465A narcissist couldn't live alone. They'd need some form of narcissistic supply.
>>34612467>oh no, the extremists of a group say extremists thingsOk.
>>34612470>what is the internet
Women, do you see dick like a horse sees a carrot dangling on a stick in front of it?
>>34612464No that was basedBut their shitty attitudes toward the world cup are annoying
>>34612474have you seen FIFA's?
>>34612470No narcissists are fully capable of living alone, they're just usually miserable about it though.
>>34612472I don't even have social media.>>34612478I thought they basically required other people to reflect self worth back onto them so not having narcissistic supply is like a life or death thing?
>>34612473Women see dicks the way men see vaginas. They like the feeling, but not the look
My right ovary hurts
>>34612481Nta, but they can get narcissistic supply through coworkers, family, other people, without living with someone.
>>34612476>6000+ slave laborers died in order to build Qatar stadiumsThis was the best World Cup ever!!1!!>tickets are expensive for game in CanadaOMG Death to America!! Allah hu Ackbar!!
>>34612481>I thought they basically required other people to reflect self worth back onto them so not having narcissistic supply is like a life or death thing?It's not a life or death thing, but you are correct on needing to reflect self worth, which is why it's non negotiable for you that your dream wife be submissive and treat you as the head of the house.
>>34612484She's laying an egg nona
>>34612484must...breed....
Must sneed
Women,what does it take for a man so you would consider being part of hir bangmaid harem? Are Gigachad looks and size an absolute reuiqrement?
>>34612482I like looking at vaginas
>>34612449Sounds like opposite of what I went through
There are apparently lonely and horny femanons, yet one hasn't found me and we haven't gotten married with a kid on the way yetCurious
>>34612497Same
>>34612501They’re only like that online. Don’t believe them
>>34612501We're usually only lonely and horny a couple days a month desu
>>34612418Her lips are disgusting
>>34612486I see you are kinda stupid
>>34612412Like my dad, and I don't care if I'm a freak for this
>>34612488I feel like its pretty normal to want affirmations of value and worth in a close intimate relationship. Feeling chosen, feeling valued, etc. It definitely wouldn't feel good being a man in a relationship and then your wife treats you with less respect than random police officers, pastors, doctors, etc.Maybe that's a childish thought though. Literally all I want is to be treated like a father and a husband if I'm doing everything a father and a husband should do. To have some sort of reward structure of some kind built in, some sort of feeling of worth.I mean you get a large chunk of that worth from knowing you're doing right by yourself. By knowing your wife and children are safe and provided for, but then to just be treated casually without any thanks or reciprocity towards sacrificing a ton would feel extremely bad.
>>34612489Literally.>>34612490Wouldn't work. Underweight, stressed, too much nicotine, 34.
>>34612510We don't have time to unpack that.Anyways, what did your dad smell like?
>>34612512>I feel like its pretty normal to want affirmations of value and worth in a close intimate relationshipYou did not say you wanted your wife to give affirmations of value and worth. You said you demand that your wife be submissive and see you as the head of the household. Big fucking difference.
>>34612513All the more reason to try harder
>>34612470Plenty narcs live alone or not in romantic relationships.We even have several of that type here on atoga.>>34612512nta you are at least incredibly disingenuous.
>>34612484Let me lick it
>>34612512Why does she have to be submissive though? What's wrong with mutual respect and joint decision making? Do you have to see her as less in order to see yourself as enough?
>>34612484I'll kiss it to make it feel better
ngl, if elves were real I would 300% betray humanity if it meant getting a taste of elven pussy.
>>34612514Fresh laundry mostly. Maybe a bit like pine needles and nivea hand cream
>>34612509Stop being greedy with your humanitarian aid, them kids are hungry
>>34612526If I had to guess I'd assume you're from the PNW
>>34612418plap>>34612455On the other hand, the woman who are built roughly like her and fully maintain structural integrity at that age have peak genetics and will look great until they are old.
>>34612523>>34612517I just don't think that's the way relationships actually work. If a woman was actually willing to joint handle things in a relationship then I guess I would be on board with that but it would need to be actually joint. As in we both share responsibility for all of the things that need to be done.
>>34612523>Do you have to see her as less in order to see yourself as enough?Nta but a lot of men and narcissistic people have such a massive insecurity/low self worth, that yes, they need to be "the best" in some way or other out of whomever is closest to them, just to feel ok. They're not usually cognitively aware of that though. But life, relationships, everything, is a competition and they have to be number one or they're losers.
>>34612531Are you like 23 yes that's how they work? >>34612532Makes sense. I think I used to have a little bit of this in that it made me feel bad whenever someone else was better at something than I was. But I realized how shitty that was and now make a point to praise people I'm close to when I think they're better at something than I am.
Is it dangerous to use expired lube?
>>34612453Body count?
Larpers like to point towards that part of Ephesians where Paul says that women should submit to their husbands, but not many of them seem to have read what immediately follows, that husbands should sacrifice themselves fully for their wives and that a man who loves his wife loves himself.
>>34612536Yes, it's a fire hazard. You'll both die
I am not a zoomer, and it's a very zoomer thing to say but it really is better to be delusional in life
>>34612536Water based or silicone, and is it already open? If the texture is weird or it smells weird throw it away it could be moldy. Lube is not expensive just go get a new one.
>>34612539IME the guys who quote this will always paint a woman/wife as not submissive to get out of the sacrificing themselves bit
>>34612541>it's a very zoomer thing to sayIs it?
>>34612541>it really is better to be delusional in lifeA smart mantelope is a sad mantelope but a stupid mantelope is a happy mantelope
>>34612543Yup.
>>34612546I think a mantelope sad about being smart might be vastly overestimating how smart of a mantelope it is.
>>34612532 I'm willing to be second in command in relationships and dynamics. I think I'm best in a role supporting the leader actually, but I don't think most women want to actually be leaders and take that sort of role seriously.I don't want ambiguity of responsibilities and stuff. I want to be held accountable if I'm not doing something I should be doing, and I want to be able to hold her accountable when she's not doing something she should be doing.My biggest fear when dealing with something in a relationship is a woman saying we're going to do things together and then when things get hard or something bad happens her saying that it was my idea or that she doesn't have any answers and so I'm the one who needs to find a way out of the situation we're in.>>34612535>Are you like 23 yes that's how they work? Every relationship I've ever been in has had leaders in the dynamic. Sometimes it shifts based on the surrounding company. If I go to a friends house and they're introducing me to other friends of theirs I'm going to follow their lead because they're guiding me into that dynamic. At work I have a partner who is more experienced than me so I follow their lead and direction. I try and pay attention and learn from them. It feels incredibly normal to recognize this.I'd definitely want to have conversations about explicit direction in the relationship, values that we have or don't have, our goals going forward, obligations to eachother etc. She needs to know what she actually wants out of the relationship.
>>34612528I'm euro but I get what you mean
>>34612549Well, if you were abruptly transformed into a glorified jukebox in the form of a fucked up giraffe you'd be pretty sad too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9PJ93J4t7Y
>>34612552>It shiftsExactly. No one is the leader 100% of the time. Expecting the woman to be submissive 100% of the time is just dumb. >willing to be second in command Are you even the original anon? What happened to her being submissive as a non negotiable?
>>34612425You ever notice how other women just love to take little shots and get in little jabs at women that have big tits. They feel so threatened they constantly have to attack, but they do it in a way to try to be subtle about it.
>>34612560traditionally a woman takes a mans last name and the man is the person who has a life mission that he's engaged with and the woman helps that mission.Maybe if I found a woman who had a mission and a direction for the family and stuff that would be a very unique scenario that would warrant the man following the woman's lead. An example I can think of would be Catherine the Great and Potemkin. What I don't want is a wife having a direction and me having a direction and then we're being pulled two ways with our family in the middle. Especially if there's disagreements on where the family should live, who is going to be sacrificing what in order to make the family function etc.It's a non-negotiable because I'm willing to follow given the basis that the woman sees family and leadership and these sorts of things in a similar manner. If she views leadership the same way and knows what she's taking on by being the leader and is better than me for that role, like she's wiser, and I truly trust her intelligence and judgement to lead the family then I'm all for that. You'd have to even reach that point in the conversation though.If a woman views being submissive in a relationship like slavery and this huge problem then she's going to view me following her lead with contempt because she views that role as inherently bad, not as a needed part of a pairing functioning well. I also just in general do not think women want that sort of responsibility and they'd fucking hate a bunch of the pressure of setting the course of things and being responsible for the family on their shoulders.
>>34612570I wonder why people are compelled to write these walls of texts, which are devoid of meaning
Women are such dorks.
>>34612571>which are devoid of meaningDo you have shitty reading comprehension?
>>34612563The hair extensions would still look like shit if she was a C cup. It's a fact. I think her stylist fucked her up and I'd like to teach her how to cut strawberries properly lol. Says more about you that you jumped to thinking it was meant as an insult. I said I agreed with her too damn.
>>34612574NtaI'd have to agree with them you said a whole lot of nothing
>>34612574You could have said what you did in a post half as long.
>>34612418I (M) cook, clean, do the laundry, clean the house, etc. way more than my gf does.Over time I realize I'm just her new dad.
>>34612525Same, but centaur cock.
>>34612574Sorry anon but you wrote a bit too much unnecessary stuff. It is ok you will practice and get better.
>>34612585I'll do that too if i'm in a relationship, but only because she's the breadwinner and i'm the neet.
>>34612438Women used to have no choice. They had to be housewives.Then feminism came along and said "women should choose!"Now women have no choice. You need two incomes to live the life women want.
Atheist wishing heck was real so he can imagine his enemies burning in heck.
>>34612589I'm also the breadwinner.
Bruh this turd is prairie doggin so hard. I’ve already been here for 10 mins. I’m gonna have to wipe and smear the turd that’s outside my anus aren’t I?
>>34612592>picheh
>>34612592I got this video recommended to me but refused to click because I knew what the comments would be. Also I would not wish Hell upon anyone. Peace after death is the least we can get. No matter what the person did.
>>34612438If that was the case, then why did they hate Phyllis Schlafly so much?
>>34612578Really because I see>saying that men traditionally take the leadership role in a pairing>saying you'd follow a woman's lead if she took the leadership role but saying that's rare>don't want a relationship where the man and woman are living two separate lives being pulled in two directions>explaining why the statement was non-negotiable (she'd need to see leadership the same, she needs to not see being submissive as a lesser state.)>saying women typically don't actually want to be in a leadership position.>>34612588Maybe I guess? Even when I bullet point it like above its still longish though and I feel like its less clear.
>>34612592I got this in my recommendations earlier this week and laughed so hard I nearly cried.
I wish I had an ex to feel included on things
>>34612596I suspected that. You're doing too much. At least outsource some of the chores to mexicans.
Love Bob Dylan
My subconscious keeps showing me women in my dreams that Aren't Her.
>>34612602You're easy to excite, chucklehead>>34612609I don't. Isn't he some gloomy freak with an autistic guitar?
Chances my boyfriend, met irl but currently ldr, who is staying with his religious and conservative family, is cheating on me while he's with them?I'm serious. He didn't say goodnight to me tonight. Last communication he was watching a movie at 8pm his time and with no plans to go out.
If feminists were real, they would be lining up to condemn the Nazi woman abuser in Maine, but they aren't
>>34612614>met irlHow many times and for how long
I wonder what it feels like to be paralysed waist down but still feeling horny
>>34612615Who?
>>34612616Dated 4 months irl, then apart for 1.5 years because he had some mental health treatment (he is schizophrenic), then 3 months irl again, now he's visiting family again for the summer.
>>34612599literally a victimless crime>>34612602the government had no way of knowing what could have happened
>>34612609Oh yeah, you love Bob Dylan? Make one of his songs gay
>>34612614>I'm serious.Are you now?What's the point of a relationship if you don't trust your partner.
>>34612619And you can't do better than a schzio, who doesn't even want to live woth you?Not judging though, i have been single for my whole life.
Femanons ovulating yet?
>>34612614From this one thing I would say you are just being insecure
>>34612614>>34612614>religious and conservative family, is cheating on me
>>34612632This guy is actually retarded>>34612630See some other posts from her. Her boyfriend is a schizophrenic.
>>34612613>You're easy to excite, chuckleheadIt’s been a long couple of weeks.
>>34612633do schizophrenic cheat more or something?
>>34612635Nah, it's just a funny situation. And being from a religious family doesn't mean trustworthy automatically.
>>34612627Yes, but that's not something you should care about.
We fit together so well. We were precision engineered for one another. Measured and machined to a silken tolerance. Locked together tightly, not a hint of lash, a hair of play.
You guys ever saw or used those apps that monitor the follows of people?
>>34612646Like instagram? Like how many people you follow and followers?
Are anal beads or buttplugs worth it? Or is anal just too much trouble?
Femanons, do you think you could beat me in a rap battle?
Yes! I had a dream I had sex again!
>>34612651I think it isn't worth it. Never tried it. It is just too sensitive of an area to mess with.
>>34612650No it is like a app that monitor who you follow on instagram and send notificatios like +4 followers and who you followed. I saw on some tiktok about cheating
Thinking about paying a psychic to tell me what I want to hear.
>>34612656Ah I've seen ads for that never used it.
>>34612657Listen, sometimes that's exactly what you need.You have my permission to do so
REMINDER: if you shit on a femanon she will actually get emotional about it and lash out on an unrelated anon(s). If she doesn’t it’s because she did it irl
>>34612657You can do that for free with ai or even me
>>34612664And it'll sour all the others moods too. And if one starts ovulating and horny posting so will the others. If one starts camwhoring for attention so will the others. If one post gets lots of replies others will reply to it, if it gets none nobody will reply to it. They're absolutely ruled by herd thinking and incapable of acting on their own accord.
>>34612666Except me I'm different
Would you date a black woman, /atoga/?
>>34612666Someone needs to post fake nudes to get real ones from them. And to the femanon reading this, who just made a commitment to never fall for this, your little brain will forget in a week and we’ll get you. It’s only a matter of time
What can I cook a moid that will make him love me?
>>34612661I’m really thinking about it.>>34612665You’re not gonna tell me what I want to hear, and LLMs aren’t sentient.
Why the fuck are there so many sirens outside. Emergency responders need to shut the fuck up ffs.
If Hippies didn't use marijuana they could've been a great movement
>>34612672I've known several black women that inspired crushes in me.
See here is the thing about women and "splitting the chores", is they don't include in that all the things they just expect you to do as the man. Paying the bills, fixing shit around the house, manual labor and yardwork. They can't change the air filter in the house, they can't fix a leak in the sink, they can't fix a squeaky door, a broken drawer. Hell 90% of the time they are oblivious to things that need to be fixed around the house unless it impacts them. Most of them have no idea how to even call a professional electrician or plumber. And you can fucking find these people on Nextdoor where they spend a couple of hours a day reading and responding to neighborhood and city gossip. They love to "Teehee I'm a gardener" but it would be dead if you didn't spend at least 1/2 hour a day taking care of it because they seem to think gardening consists of planting something and then walking away.
>>34612664This is true ngl
>>34612675Sucking his dick will require less effort and be more effective.
>>34612681Marijuana and hemp is inherently essential to the movement though. That's like saying ISIS could have been a good movement if it wasn't for the terrorism and radical Islam.
Would he think I'm cringe if I ever told him I've liked him since we were kids? I assume he isn't attracted to me
>>34612683Gr8 b8 m8>>34612681The drugs are the only part of hippie culture that I like.
>>34612666God forbid the girls have a little fun>>34612673Or we just send fake nudes back
>>34612686Lsd retard. LSD is essential to the hippies.
>>34612687Is it the guy who touched your arm and you pulled away?
>>34612691Hey why are you so rude to him?
>Mexico vs. South Africa tomorrowAnybody else betting on there being at least 4 goals with these two retarded teams?
>>34612689Elf had to timestamp the manons are privy to all things porn and nudity
>>34612693Chill out maaaan. You gotta like. Have some peace and love maaan
>>34612675Martha Stewart always said you can't go wrong with pan seared scallops and a nice rack of lamb. Very easy to cook, little prepwork, and it's a nice gourmet meal.
>>34612692You're a creep, but also yes
>>34612672Yeah.>>34612675Just about anything that tastes good and took a little effort.
>>34612696Haha
>>34612695wdym she timestamped?
Wanna see more anons?
>>34612675That's sorta like asking how much money to make a girl love you.If I were to fall for a girl through her cooking, it's because she put a lot of effort into it, something she cared for, cause it makes me want to be cared for in the same way and care for her in the same way. The fact that she wanted to make something to make me care for her is heartwarming af. But most people don't really see or look for effort so it isn't something to rely on in general. If he's white, idk mac and cheese. If he's black, idk fried chicken. Everyone likes baked goods.
>>34612691They both were. Smoking pot was seen as sticking it to the man or whatever. Beatniks smoked weed long before LSD was even common on the streets, and they just kinda evolved into / inspired the hippie movement.
>>34612698You're a creep, you stupid bitch. Nobody would need to remember details about you if you'd just include the context in your post.>but I don't want to provide context>but I don't want to receive advice>but I just want to whineThen go to /gioyc/, you stupid bitch.
>>34612681The people who built their own self sufficient homes in the forest? What more do you want from them?
>>34612702She took another pic where she was holding a sign with her username
>>34612687Yeah only tell him that after he says I love you
>>34612651I enjoy plugs, but it takes a lot of prep just for some pressure in my butt while I schlick. Very rarely worth it in retrospect.
>>34612675Man I think just cooking him anything decent. Most women can't even cook nowadays. They can't even fucking make French Toast.
>>34612698Lots of people here are
>>34612707Looks like I struck a nerve lmao. And anyway, the question didn't need context.
>>34612710If I ever posted nudes on 4chan for some ungodly reason, I would never post something with a timestamp/face. People could accuse it of being fake all they want; I would hate to feel percieved on here.
>>34612719She also posted her middle aged white woman face lmao
>>34612722Oh my god why?? That's such a bad idea
>>34612704@grok is this real
Women would you pierce your nipples? What about your clit?
>>34612717>Would he think I'm cringe if I ever told him I've liked him since we were kids? I assume he isn't attracted to meWithout context, he isn't attracted to you and he thinks you're cringe.
>>34612723I’m sure you’re gonna know soon enough and then you can tell us. Probably feels better to be desired for your face and tits rather than just the latter
>>34612726Piercing my ears was already hard enough. The only appeal of getting my nips/clit pierced would be turning off Trad guys, but that's still not enough.
>>34612731>hard enoughMy friend told me it was a breeze :/
>>34612710Timestamps can be made with AI.
>>34612731I don’t think you need any help with that. Men with standards half as strict as average women make them seethe so much lol
>>34612730It is for people who actually give a shit, or people who feel tangible, I guess. Not anons on 4chan
>>34612723She's a colossal whore. She got banned on soc and started spamming pics here and egging the moids on for her fix of attention until she got banned againI wonder if the foids got jealous
Femanons, you should do feminist slam poetry to dismantle the patriarchy. I'm a blue collar conservative white man and listening to this slam poetry has honestly completely changed my perspective.
>>34612735Okay so can you give me some more advice on how I can keep guys like you away from me? Because I want trad guys to avoid me like the plague.>>34612738Slam poetry is cringe.
>>34612675Tostilocos
I’ve never dealt with a psychic before. What am I in for
>>34612737>jealous of a fat 45 year old midwestern attention whore Uh huh
>>34612742A lot of general guessing
>>34612742It's gonna be weirdly suggestive and sensual
>>34612733There are ways to find that out easily. If women here want to find un reverse searchable nudes and fake timestamp them well enough that it’s not obvious to humans or ai to spite hypothetical make fake nude posters they’re welcome to try. But there are about 15 women on earth rigorous enough to do that and I doubt they hang out here
>>34612722Eh, she just looks like every other average white woman. I don't know how to describe it properly but she's got a very generic face.
>>34612739You don’t need any. We might as well not exist as far as you are concerned
>>34612737Do you know what got her banned on soc?
>>34612748Very widwestern
>>34612749Uh no, you clearly exist because your kind never shuts the fuck up.
>>34612747>have nude pic>tell ai to add timestampIt's not rocket surgery
You don't live for over 800 years without being a slave at least once.You will be enslaved.
gym goer anons, are lateral raises supposed to be this hard?legit had to drop down weights like 4 times and still struggled to get like 5 reps each set.
>>34612753You said like me, which are the handsome ones who have good lives ahead of them. Tradfags as a whole I’d recommend you delete x and stop hate watching the whatever podcast in your free time
>>34612748>>34612751bluevalk if she lost 100 lbs
Why are men so pushy about marriage? Let's just enjoy our company without the baggage.
>>34612726I'd get my nipples pierced just to fix the innie problem.
>>34612761I know this is bait but fuck you and every woman who’s ever wasted my time.
>>34612755To make it not obvious it is, the nude is probably traceable too and ai often invisible watermarks its creations so it would be easy to figure out
>>34612759I'm not on social media and I have no idea what the Whatever Podcast is. Why are you so triggered by my question? If you tell me how to avoid getting the attention of men like you, then you don't have to deal with a woman like me in your life. It's a win for both of us.>>34612761Too many zoomermen are tradpilled.
>>34612751Holy shit you're right, she looks like one of my former coworkers from michigan
>>34612761>Let's just enjoy our company without the baggage.I'd like this.
>>34612762I know this isn't JH because her nips are too sensitive for piercing.
>>34612757Depends what you're starting from. You're swinging a weight out to your arm's full length away from your body so it's an extremely mechanically inefficient (which is the point) movement in principle
>>34612763I've been with my bf for 12 years. We are on the same page. But for some reason my friends have a problem with this.
>>34612765Samefagging. I was shitting on elf for posting her nudes I’m not horny for femanon shitty nudes but the idea of pulling off a heist like this is interesting to me. I have a source for timestamped nudes so it will be impossible for anyone to tell I’m behind it. After a few volleys of nudes I’ll get real ones 100%
WE ARE SO BACK!
>>34612753LOL
>>34612771I'm worried my innies could affect breastfeeding, actually. So I'd take the pain to desensitize myself to it later.
You ever met someone that you instantly trust for no reason? How does that work
>>34612761Women always say this until you nut inside them and they hit you with that post-sex smile and "so what are we?" question while you're already getting ready to leave.
>>34612774Then I’m not talking to you.Hearing the stereotypes about men being afraid of commitment makes me want to tear my hair out.
>>34612780Fuck no lmao I don't trust anyone and I usually end up being right to not do so
>imagine being a baby that's breastfeeding on some pierced titties
>>34612785that is sad
>>34612780It usually works out with me getting taken advantage of or getting my own feelings hurt because I had a completely different idea of what my relationship with that that person was than they did. I will still continue to blindly trust more people.
>>34612761
>>34612762? Does this mean squeezing your tits until it becomes an outie, they fixing it out by piercing it? Is this really a thing?
>>34612786Maybe this says more about me than it does the women I’ve known, but piercings always seem to stink.
>>34612782I feel like that's a boomer stereotype.
>>34612762Don’t be retarded innies are better
>>34612765Countless ways for nudes to be untraceable and to remove watermarks. It's easy to change timestamp on a pic.
>>34612790Not her but I know a woman who also had inverted nipples and did just that. She would also show them off to anyone who wanted to see them.
>>34612795Based
>>34612779Did you take that giant shit yet?
>>34612643of course i care about it!
>>34612794Sounds like something people say, doing it believably by 4chan standards is a different story.
>>34612800>4chan>standards LolLmao even
>>34612792I’ve gotten it from the very women that I’ve tried to commit to before. I guess I just need to meet better women.
>>34612793Not functionally.>>34612798Your fetish is weird.>>34612799Why though?
>>34612796She was a distractingly slutty person. Going out in public with her was a little embarrassing sometimes.She’s married and has a kid now.
Women thoughts on tv dinners
>>34612801Are you too newfag to forget this site’s origins? You couldn’t fool the average user let alone someone who knew what they were doing and you’d need to convince everyone in the thread at once. It’s orders of magnitude harder to create anything counterfeit properly than it is to spot fake work.
>>34612780No. It took a long time to trust my two friends
>>34612810Disgusting
>>34612811The "average user" is a 95 IQ brownoid ape or a gullible autist who hasn't mentally progressed since 15
>>34612803>Why though?Women are nicer when they're ovulating
>>34612813How’d ya meet
>>34612822I'm not. I'm less patient if anything.
>>34612819You keep arguing you could pull this off because you’re afraid if I tried it would work so you’re attempting to talk me out of it. Lol well just have to find out right?
>>34612786Great, now I'm horny
Friday is my first ever therapy session.
>>34612811Kek. So hard to fool the 1-2 low IQ samefagging gooners on atoga.
>>34612829Now you can be more like other girls!
How late is too late to start a family? I (M) turn 31 soon and want to have kids before 40, but I’m single.My parents were 25 when I was born, and theirs were 20. I can’t tell if I’ve waited too long or not.
>>34612831The women would call it out immediately too so the attention would go be directed towards them again. But I wouldn’t underestimate a gooner when it comes to his porn
>>34612825I'm not even that poster you just need to sit the fuck down, this ain't some we are anonymous hacker club filled with CSI Miami geniuses 99% of people here are barely sentient animals
>>34612833Brother, fathers will cheat on their wives into their mid to late 40's and start an entire secret second family
Femanons if you sell your panties online beware. I am buying them.
>>34612592>being visited personally by your very own government mandated futa tax collector
>>34612839But I don’t have that dog in me… I wanna date some city girl.I know I’m probably just looking for something to freak out about, but I’m mildly freaking out about it.
>>34612836>>34612837Are you claiming a femanon could post fake nudes successfully without being found out?
Women, what haircut should I get? High fade, french crop, mop top, warrior cut?
>>34612836Ok Elf
>>34612842You're right, you should continue to wallow in self despair. Sounds like a great idea.
>>34612780No but there have been people where I'll think "I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and regret it" and it's nice for a little while but ultimately yeah I do regret it.>>34612810Mostly yucky. Especially if you microwave it. Good quality ones must exist but I don't even like the ones that come fresh packed in ice and cost like $9 a piece that you reheat in the oven. There is some stuff from trader Joe's that I'll eat because if I try to make fresh food every day a bunch of shit ends up going bad in my fridge
>>34612833As long as your wife is under 35 it's ok
>>34612846>short hair fags think this shit goes hardlmao
>>34612846Bleach blonde buzz
How come human women dont fetishize us like this?
>>34612848Now you’re getting it. I’m doomed.I’m worried that my peers and younger women will think I’m a loser for being unmarried as I get closer to 40.
>>34612851Post hair I guarantee it looks like shit
>>34612854they do, just not you lil bro
>>34612846It depends on your face
I will plap (You)
>>34612850I think I’ve come to prefer women who are a few years younger than me and worry that’s gonna make me look bad to other people.
Everyone of the opposite gender who is of and close to my age and not related to me IS a potential romantic/sexual partner.
>>34612858You'd love to goon to my hair, homoboy
>>34612864ok, and?
MenWould you still love your wife/gf if she grew a penis? She still has her vagina.WomenWould you still love your husband/bf if he grew a vagina? He still has his penis.
>>34612832It is cheaper than transitioning
If I start going to church and all the single women there are dorks I’m going to be so butthurt. I’ll still go for the church part of church but that’s really gonna chap my ass.
Women would you date a guy who is far, far smarter and more clever than you
>>34612870>Would you still love your wife/gf if she grew a penis? She still has her vagina.yes
>>34612870i'd love my husband no matter whatwhich hole would he pee out of tho
>>34612866I don’t have a fetish for birds nests
>>34612868Many people disagree and friendzone people
>>34612872>Going to church to get laidI'm not even religious and you disgust me.
>>34612876birds are scared off by the sunlight shining off your bald scalp
>>34612870MI would, but I’m not sure I’d want to have sex with her anymore.I would immediately break up with a woman who came out as trans.
>>34612870Mhow big?
>>34612725NoCosplayers gonna cosplay
>>34612870MDid she grow balls too?
>>34612879I thought I made it clear I wasn’t in the second half of that post! I’m just gonna be a little disappointed if I don’t manage to meet any likeminded women that I wanna date there.I’m not looking to date to get laid, anyways. I won’t have sex again until I’m married.
>Would you still love your wife/gf if she grew a penis? She still has her vagina.My love for someone isn't defined by body parts. But if the question is, would I be able to continue a romantic + sexual relationship? Probably.
>>34612872I have a tatted up virgin tomboy with a dyke haircut (it's all a cope/defense mechanism for being an EMT) trying to play wrestle me at church idk what women even are anymore
>>34612870No
>>34612883the most NPC response of all time
>>34612890Whoops, forgot to reply. >>34612870
>>34612889>I’m not looking to date to get laid, anyways. I won’t have sex again until I’m married.Every guy says this and then starts pressuring girls on the first date.
>>34612887based and WKUKpilled
Men How would you react if one of your male friends dated/fucked a tranny? He's not openly queer or anything either, he still insists he's straight
>image limit reached I just wanna post the slavic whores I hooked up and had a threesome with from Hinge and brag about it
>>34612899Very Johnny Bravo of himI give him a fist bump and a very hearty "My man!"
>>34612896Genuinely, I’m not like that. I want something serious at this point in my life and know that basing the relationship on just getting each other off isn’t how something serious and lasting is built.
i wish i could bake men into a cake and eat them up (affectionately and not lethally)
>>34612899I'd call him a faggot but I wouldn't really care. I'd think it's funny if anything
>>34612899I wouldnt really care lmao
>>34612899I don't really care about who my male friends are dating / fucking. That's their business.
>>34612899He fucked a man, and is therefore gayI can't trust closet cases unironically, they're often kind of unhinged
>>34612899MMy friends and I are all already on the same wavelength that we’d have to be gay to have sex with an mtf, so admitting that would amount to coming out as gay to the rest of us.Idk what we’d say. Congrats on the buttsex?
>>34612899Gay and indian cope
>>34612899Relentlessly make fun of him but I wouldn't worry unless it was a genuinely suicidal troon, which unfortunately a lot of them are. I can be in the same room as a tranny and will find out they have an onlyfans unprompted. It's kinda scary ngl
>>34612882My hair is like a deluxe one bedroom in the nice part of the city. Your shit is like the abandoned two family in the Detroit hood that has multiple stories of different rapes going on there all the kids tell each other. For birds.
She's magnetic. She's electric. She lights me up and sends the sparks flying.
>>34612920>>34612920migrate
>>34612916NTA but if you're going to hype up your hair this hard you should share
>>34612916This is the gayest insult I have ever had thrown at me. Congratulations.
>>34612870>Would you still love your husband/bfWould be weird but yeah.
>>34612899I would think he was too cheap to afford himself a hooker.
