It's payday, should I buy it? Would it ruin women forever for me?
>be me>buy the superduper penis whirpool of the aegean 3000 Ultra Pro off amazon>start it up>I misclick during setup and state I'm trans>it vaporizes my dicknever again
>>34615540You will lose any amount of self respect you have. Don't do it, anon. I promise that you can fuck bitches if you just try. If you really don't want to then just use your hand and maybe some lube.
>>34615552So you're saying those 2,200+ reviews are from men that never got pussy? Seems unlikely
>>34615594I mean maybe? There are tons of people in the world and a lot of adult virgins. They might have spiraled too deep into porn addiction.
>>34615594>he thinks Amazon reviews are real
>>34615681How do I know you're real?
>>34615772How does he know YOU'RE real?
>buying oneno they are all shit. they are cold, lifeless, dont ever fucking fit, are too small, uncomfortable, boring after 2 weeks. and have to be cleaned everytime which is a chore.i dont know about losing respect for myself or self esteem, because i aint bitchmade any my will is titanium, so i do-what-i-wilt which is the whole of my law.the only good thing about silicone fleshlights is that you dont hurt your dick via deathgripping it, which 99% of men do and might train your hip muscles if mounting it to a wall.still, dont recommend
>>34615540>spending up to $70 because too much of a loser with women AND my own hand/imagination
>>34615774Real
Why are you going that far with sex?
>>34616478So you're killing it with women? Height and race?
>>34615540Should you buy it? YesWill it ruin women foreverNo
>>34615540That seems suspiciously cheap.
Putting your penis inside of a piece of electronics just doesn’t really seem like a great idea to me.
7 sucking and 7 thrusting modes? You only live once.....
>>34619275Can meatbag foids even compare? Do they even have five modes?
just get a normal flesh light with a suction hole you can plugauto flesh light sucks
