My dream is to friendzone 100 guys who confess to meRight now I'm at 11What are some good ways to make guys fall in love with you so that I can reach my goal number of 100
>>34615868Can I be one?
>>34615868The guys who fall for you aren't the problem — you are. You're out here collecting broken hearts like they're Pokémon cards because your own life is empty and boring as hell. Congrats on 11, I guess. The next 89 are just more dudes whose time you're gonna waste while you stay exactly the same, lonely, bitter, and completely unlikeable once people see the real you.
Does #101 win your heart?
>>34615888No, I would turn him down too, but anything past 100 is just a bonus. 1000 is unrealistic so that can't be a goal
>>34615868Male hands typed this.
Good bait
>>34615868While I appreciate your goal beware of a few things. Rejecting 100 men that profess their love is fraught with danger. The likely hood of being attacked or killed is high. I'm shocked one of the 11 hasn't yet. I think wanting to friendzone them is most worrisome assuming you want to keep them in orbit. At any time one or more will pop. Meet, use guile to snag, get your confession and ghost. Rinse and repeat to that triple digit dream.
>>34615868Please don't do that what if you get killed?
hopefully one of them beats the living fuck out of you
>>34615868I know chicks who do this, they usually spend a week absolutely enamored with a guy without giving any physical intimacy and then put a whole lot of distance and "oh im so busy sorry" bullshit to make them start desperately chasing that feeling of the first week they talked with herBasically never give a yes or a no to anything- always be vague. When they eventually confront you about keeping them in limbo act like they're weird for misunderstanding your friendship.
>>34617905I hope so
>>34620181>>34620562Why...?Am I required to return everyone's romantic feelings?
>>34615868>My dream is to friendzone 100 guys who confess to meTranslation : I'm a 35 year old virgin man who hates women.
>>34615868Can you tell the story of the spergiest confession you've gotten so far
>>34615868Become a twitch streamer then bait your donators
>>34621397I wouldn't describe any of them as spergy... they all make me feel nice. The more they love me the better. One time I told a guy that had asked me out a few times if our friendship hurt him. And he said of course it did, because the "love of my life and the girl I want to marry won't ever return my feelings." That made me happy...
