>how do I stop being lazy??? And no, don't tell me to take any kind of action with the purpose to build any sort of momentum in my life whatsoever.>how do I get a girlfriend if I'm an overweight depressed socially anxious porn-addicted smelly incel who hates women and doesn't leave his room? And no, don't tell to "go outside" or "get your shit together". Chad doesn't have to do that, so I won't either. >how do I cope with the fact that (((God))) personally hates me so much that he made me an autistic (self-diagnosed) khhv? And no, I won't ever ever ever leave my comfort zone and dare to improve my life somehow.
oh i know this one, its because da jooz, or women, or maybe jewish women, sexy jewish women, with big bazongas and
>>34619333>how do I cope with the fact that I never experienced teenage love? After spending +999 hours browsing incel/doomer/blackpilled I realized how detrimental it is for the male brain to not experience love during teenage years and now I want to KILL MYSELF(but I'll still stick around, for some reason) because I CAN'T GET PUSSY(still won't talk to women, though).
>>34619333>how do i stop hating myself? im not a white man and would like to read a bunch of white male supremacists verbally jerk each other off for the next few hours
>>34619333>what is the most painless method of suicide? I've made this same thread in the past about 694728202 times, but, after my long-distance girlfriend(man cross-dressing) blocked me on Discord, I'm really killing myself for real this time!
>>34619333>Chad doesn't have to do that,Oh, yes he does. In fact that is exactly what makes him Chad - that he goes out looking for it rather than waiting for it to come looking for him.
Think about why you hate women and address your porn addiction. Obviously, it will be difficult, but little by little you can enjoy the present and let things flow.
You rite my nigga. I need to take a c c o u n t a b i l i t y
>>34619333Checked.Made me laugh Anon
lmao, it do be like that
>I made a thread on /adv/ but I don't give a FUCKING SHIT about your advice, give me attention and reassurance RIGHT. NOW.
>reality doesn't bend to my will, this is unacceptable I want to die, I'm sure if I improvemaxx and take cold showers while slamming my balls with a hammer I'll be able to make it, wagmi
>I am truly flabbergasted at the consequences of my actions, who could have known that actions have consequences, that is truly mystifying
>my life is in shambles helppp (even though I have an extremely distorted view of cause-effect and I'll either consider everything in my life to be entirely my responsibility in a delirious protagonist syndrome or I'll treat myself as a helpless victim of fate)
>I feel so lonely, I want to make friends-what? I need to approach people? and I need to search for likeminded individuals? haha that's so unreasonable
>I treated my gf like shit>She left me>What am I supposed to do?
>HOW CAN I FIND A VIRGIN GF???>btw I have fucked several women, but men and women are different, okay????>What's wrong with having standards?
>>34620736It's stupid to ask for a virgin girlfriend when you clearly already are one.
>>34619333>And no, don't tell to "go outside" or "get your shit together".This is just as bad as the question tbqh
>>34624083How so?
>>34624434It's worthless generic advice, sure it's right but no one can do anything with such loose guidelines especially not someone mentally in the shitter
>>34625376People know exactly what they need to do. There literally was a thread of someone complaining about this shit and he revealed that he was fat and was not really doing much with himself. The reason people give the generic advice is because it's true more often than not and people just want an excuse to not do it.>>34625376
>>34619333>>how do I get a girlfriend if I'm an overweight depressed socially anxious porn-addicted smelly incel who hates women and doesn't leave his room? And no, don't tell to "go outside" or "get your shit together". Chad doesn't have to do that, so I won't either. Any serious answers to this one?
>>34625446Those are the serious answers. Well, you MIGHT be able to get a gf without fixing those issues but you probably won't like her.
>>34619333>I have this giant gaping wound on my head and blood keeps pouring out. Does it look too bad? tf am I supposed to do? don't wanna go to the hospital btw>>34620736>What's wrong with having standards?Good one, hated that thread
>>34625446Be a drug dealer.You will have to compromise "not going outside" as you have to go outside to sell drugs. Disgusting drug dealers get plenty of women (some of them female) to hook up with, all of which are somehow even more disgusting than the men.
>Is my penis too small?
>>34625773>is my 16" python that causes me to pass out whenever I get an erection too small?>be honest /adv/, I can take it.
>I have a serious medical problem.>What do I do?>Don't tell me to see a doctor.
>Please tell me exactly what a person that I know and you don't is thinking.
>I want to get rich, help>what? I need to put effort in something? haha no I wanted money to fall on my lap out of nowhere
>What do I do about my fetish for <X>?>Honestly, I just want to talk about the fetish some more.>It definitely isn't me making the same thread every week.
>How do I cope with the fact that no woman will ever love me because I'm slightly under 6' tall? >No, I've never tried speaking to a woman, what's that got to do with it?
>Here is some bullshit pseudoscience.>Here are some studies which don't prove what I think they prove. >Man, I get so SICK of every single person who ever speaks to me telling me I don't understand science. What's the matter with everyone?
>I treat my gf like shit and she gets mad. >OMG what a BPDemon!
>I inexplicably asked my gf to tell me in extreme detail about every single act of sex she has ever performed, and she did.>I just can't be with someone who has done any of this! I can't stop thinking about it!>Yes, I would have done every single one of those things hundreds of times over if I'd had the chance. I'm just jealous because I couldn't. >But what a fucking whore, right?>The fact that I'm thinking about other men's dicks when I'm in bed with her doesn't in any way make me a faggot.
>>34619333>Chad doesn't have to do that, so I won't either.this is a perfectly reasonable argument btw
>How do I get a gf who (has big boobs / is a MILF / is Asian / is alt or goth / is racist / is Latina / is brown) - delete as appropriate. >Obviously this type of woman is an entirely different species from all other kinds and requires a completely different approach.
>>34620736>I demand a virgin, TRAD gf to marry and have babies with to save le west from degeneracy!>but I'm also scared of women so I need this "trad" woman to momentarily ignore all her principles so she can throw herself at ME>I would also appreciate it if she was really hot
>>34626999>this is a perfectly reasonable argument btwNo, it's not.In fact, Chad already doing that of his own accord (without having to be told) is part of what makes him Chad.
>I absolute FUCKING HATE all women! They're all shallow, vapid whores! Mentally they're all children! THEY FUCKING DISGUST ME!>Any ideas why I can't get a girlfriend?
>>34627007prove that chad is actually doing those things
>>34627031>I don't believe that Chad leaves the house, has friends, talks to women or takes care of his appearance despite these all being part of what makes him Chad!>therefore, you need to...PROVE ITShall I prove why 2 plus 2 is equal to 4 for you after that anon?
>>34627031NTA but it doesn't matter how blessed your natural body and face may be, everyone becomes a fat slob if they just eat uncontrollably, don't take care of their looks and hygiene, and don't exercise.Which is why you see plenty of men and women that you look at and think 'shame, they'd look good if only they weighted 200 pounds less'
>>34619333blacks blame everyone else for their issues and they are way further ahead in life than any other demographic by far. Who's the last white or asian person whose family was given $20 million and a personal apology from the fucking us president? Who's the last mexican person you know who got a 6 figure dei government job with no qualifications? The moment you start blaming others instead of yourself is the moment you finally start making some progress in your life
>Should I hire an escort? I don't fucking know, man, do you *want* to?
>I just want a woman who has been completely asexual her entire life but transforms into a raving nymphomaniac the moment she meets me. What's wrong with that?
>hey I know I'm 35 and have a beer gut but are the gfs at the local high school free?>I mean I remember being pretty mature for my age when I was 18>I haven't even matured at all since 18 actually, I'm just that mature
>My gf tried a sexual thing with one of her exes and found she didn't like it. The fact that she did it with someone else means she should be forced to do it with me as well, right?
>I am quite definitely a real transgendered person who has come to most infamously transphobic place on the entire Internet to sincerely ask for your advice. >This is quite definitely not a bait thread intended to whip up transphobic rage.
