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Unironically how to get laid when you are a 40 year old fat man 4/10 base appearance, small penis, virgin, neet with no job

I know that sounds like a shit post, but thats really what you are working with

also wont fuck anything under 4/10, cant be retarded, morbidly obese. dont care if thats hypocritical
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>must be significantly more attractive than me
ok so have fun dying alone you sweaty pig
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>>34619360
I call it the panda paradox
where both parties are soo unfuckable they wont fuck

i cant help i also dont want to fuck unfuckable people while being unfuckable
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>>34619380
ok so either become fuckable or accept reality
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>>34619383
nah if women can do it, then why cant men?
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Prostitutes dumbass
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>>34619392
You can do it, you just have to start having sex with men instead
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>>34619356
Genuinely, anon, if you make it to the age of 30 without having had sex once (despite trying to), it's time to accept it will never happen. From then on, it's hookers or nothing. You've wasted the past ten years of your life trying to make something happen that never will; it's time to stop trying and look for other ways to make your life fulfilling.
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>>34620409
Brutal truth
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>>34619356
thanks for the ego boost anon, I can't get laid in my 40s but at least I did in my 20s and 30s. It's over for you, maybe lower your standards and go for a 2/10 grandma
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I recommend therapy. Right now it seems you are obsessed with getting laid - and you should be more focused on meeting someone, getting know this person better and then organically get laid. You seem to skip few steps. Sign up for a gym or swimming pool - to loose some of the belly fat and get healthier. Therapy would also help to deal with issues why you got yourself to this point and how to change old habits going forward. Give it a go its less shameful to go to therapy than hire a hooker.
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>>34620409
>>34620660
As always, people should consult the asymptote
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>>34619356
use numbers and looksmatch range to your advantage
just dont put your ego into being rejected so many times
who cares
genetic dead ends can fuck but the morality is kind of questionable concerning whether they reproduce or not
i mean look at the aboriginals. thats true dedication, man.
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>>34622539
These Australian guys have some explaining to do.
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find a girl who has a thing for the 'hot girl ugly guy' kink. On fetlife or something. There are freak girls who want gangbangs with old, ugly strangers. You need to try to get creative instead of desperate. Fetishise yourself. Lean into being the creepy ugly horny guy. Find a cuck who likes getting cucked by uglier/fatter/older guys than him and fuck his wife. Find a girl who's been ruined by porn and engages in risky and degenerate sexual activity. The world is your oyster if you just try to exploit your potential.



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